1 00:01:06,152 --> 00:01:08,713 Some people you just never forget. 2 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:11,712 It's like they get burned into your brain. 3 00:01:14,393 --> 00:01:16,879 Other people make no impression at all. 4 00:01:17,581 --> 00:01:19,192 It's like they're there... 5 00:01:19,582 --> 00:01:20,775 and then they're not. 6 00:01:23,964 --> 00:01:26,084 - Call it. - That one, sleeping. 7 00:01:27,523 --> 00:01:29,459 That's not a person under there. 8 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,075 - Is too, curled up. - Where are the legs? 9 00:01:32,228 --> 00:01:33,636 Maybe he doesn't have any. 10 00:01:33,713 --> 00:01:35,393 - Roxy. - What? 11 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:38,057 Not everybody makes it through life intact. 12 00:01:38,211 --> 00:01:42,123 We all didn't get a cozy, comfortable life in the suburbs, little girl. 13 00:01:42,696 --> 00:01:45,720 Cozy, maybe. Comfortable, never. 14 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:48,413 Clock is ticking. Make your pick. 15 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,603 He looks like a Simms. 16 00:01:54,649 --> 00:01:57,573 Go ask him-- maybe he'll give you a bite of his squirrel kebab. 17 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:08,903 Um... hi, everyone. Good morning. 18 00:02:09,778 --> 00:02:14,673 I'm looking for a mister or miss A. Simms. 19 00:02:16,296 --> 00:02:17,565 A. Simms? 20 00:02:18,032 --> 00:02:19,814 Who is A. Simms? 21 00:02:20,135 --> 00:02:21,878 Bueller? Anyone? 22 00:02:21,944 --> 00:02:25,107 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 23 00:02:25,153 --> 00:02:27,975 We didn't do anything. You can't cite us. 24 00:02:28,031 --> 00:02:30,504 Relax. I'm on a mission of mercy. 25 00:02:30,642 --> 00:02:31,886 A. Simms. 26 00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:35,610 We have a missing persons report that needs to be confirmed. 27 00:02:35,768 --> 00:02:37,339 Your have rich... 28 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,459 and loving relatives 29 00:02:39,624 --> 00:02:41,011 that think you're dead. 30 00:02:42,334 --> 00:02:43,515 What the fuck? 31 00:02:51,988 --> 00:02:52,828 Shit. 32 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,097 Ew. 33 00:03:05,387 --> 00:03:08,429 I've always said littering should be a capital offense. 34 00:03:09,007 --> 00:03:10,763 People. People, back up. 35 00:03:10,856 --> 00:03:12,432 This is a crime scene. 36 00:03:12,572 --> 00:03:13,518 Montana? 37 00:03:14,132 --> 00:03:15,336 Is it Montana? 38 00:03:15,438 --> 00:03:16,436 Who's Montana? 39 00:03:17,210 --> 00:03:18,496 I'm Montana. 40 00:03:21,797 --> 00:03:22,647 Shit! 41 00:03:22,754 --> 00:03:25,827 Roxy, what just happened? I got the wrong guy! 42 00:03:26,297 --> 00:03:27,245 No I.D. 43 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,128 Where the hell is A. Simms? 44 00:03:30,445 --> 00:03:32,232 I was Arthur Simms. 45 00:03:33,666 --> 00:03:34,448 What? 46 00:03:35,037 --> 00:03:37,521 But I haven't used that name since I was 19. 47 00:03:37,602 --> 00:03:39,149 Well, he's John Doe now. 48 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:41,089 - Really? - Yeah. 49 00:03:41,157 --> 00:03:42,523 We get these guys every day. 50 00:03:42,611 --> 00:03:44,961 No I.D., nobody to claim their bodies. 51 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:46,758 What happens to them? 52 00:03:47,004 --> 00:03:49,395 Unmarked graves, courtesy of the county. 53 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:51,232 Harsh. 54 00:03:51,509 --> 00:03:54,253 George, everybody can't get a monument, 55 00:03:54,294 --> 00:03:56,747 or else the world'd be one big-ass graveyard. 56 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:58,886 - You hungry? - Give me your pen. 57 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:06,655 George... 58 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:12,753 George. This is not your problem. 59 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,334 Not anymore. 60 00:04:15,977 --> 00:04:17,822 John Doe, my ass. 61 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,873 - Feel good about yourself now? - I do. 62 00:04:23,391 --> 00:04:24,212 Hey! 63 00:04:24,769 --> 00:04:26,270 Hey, put that back! 64 00:04:27,605 --> 00:04:30,170 Hello! Officer? He's stealing. 65 00:04:30,242 --> 00:04:31,436 Tell him to put it back. 66 00:04:31,552 --> 00:04:32,378 No, don't. 67 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:34,195 It gets cold out here. 68 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:35,475 He needs it. 69 00:04:35,772 --> 00:04:37,237 He needs it more than I do. 70 00:04:37,671 --> 00:04:39,412 Good for you, Arthur Simms. 71 00:04:41,153 --> 00:04:42,806 Circle of life, baby. 72 00:04:49,084 --> 00:04:50,630 Big smiles, everyone. 73 00:04:50,732 --> 00:04:52,407 Let's see that Lincoln spirit. 74 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,900 Mr. Hammond... on my signal. 75 00:04:55,622 --> 00:04:57,660 Steven Peale, quit horsing around. 76 00:04:57,783 --> 00:05:00,538 Face forward, please. Thank you. 77 00:05:01,362 --> 00:05:05,023 Reggie Lass, I know you have a smile in there somewhere! 78 00:05:07,178 --> 00:05:10,936 Well, class, I guess we'll all just have to keep standing here 79 00:05:10,972 --> 00:05:13,696 until miss lass decides to get with the program. 80 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:18,171 Lass! Tell her you don't negotiate with terrorists. 81 00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:20,097 Sandy, I know you're new here, 82 00:05:20,162 --> 00:05:21,945 so I'm going to cut you some slack, but-- 83 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:23,773 "Sandy" is my white slave me. 84 00:05:23,869 --> 00:05:25,512 I have a right to be called "Raven". 85 00:05:25,627 --> 00:05:26,911 I'm Raven. 86 00:05:28,099 --> 00:05:30,218 Okay, mr. Hammond... on three. 87 00:05:30,362 --> 00:05:31,207 One... 88 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:32,538 Two... 89 00:05:32,676 --> 00:05:35,446 Why should she smile? Isn't her sister dead? 90 00:05:44,727 --> 00:05:47,439 Howard Hughes died a derelict, you know. 91 00:05:48,093 --> 00:05:51,396 He hadn't cut his fingernails or toenails for five years. 92 00:05:51,508 --> 00:05:53,040 Rich people have all the fun. 93 00:05:53,172 --> 00:05:55,609 I saw a picture. He was nasty. 94 00:05:55,665 --> 00:05:58,144 No, not when I knew him. He was quirky, but handsome. 95 00:05:58,190 --> 00:05:59,613 When Howard Hughes died, 96 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:03,515 400 people claimed to be his heirs. 97 00:06:03,591 --> 00:06:04,676 Did you get much, Daisy? 98 00:06:06,514 --> 00:06:09,249 22 liars split $2 billion. 99 00:06:09,305 --> 00:06:10,627 $2 billion? Billion? 100 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:15,839 That's--hang on. That's $2 billion divided by 22 people, that equals... 101 00:06:17,789 --> 00:06:19,566 that equals a fuckload of money each. 102 00:06:19,658 --> 00:06:22,910 George, you should go to the morgue and give John Doe his name back. 103 00:06:22,956 --> 00:06:24,774 Tried that already. It didn't work. 104 00:06:24,835 --> 00:06:27,717 Well, we could be distant relations. He could be loaded. 105 00:06:27,774 --> 00:06:29,509 We need to get down there. I'll go with you. 106 00:06:29,571 --> 00:06:31,410 You have no business down at that morgue. 107 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:33,130 I have no business down at that morgue? 108 00:06:33,171 --> 00:06:34,849 All of our business is down at that morgue. 109 00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:38,336 George, please just do your job. 110 00:06:38,392 --> 00:06:41,675 Those are very strong words for a boss who went A.W.O.L. 111 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:44,383 When are you going to show us those slides from your vacation? 112 00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:47,937 Or was it a business trip? 113 00:06:48,807 --> 00:06:50,410 I think we're done talking about me. 114 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,007 We never started talking about you. 115 00:06:52,043 --> 00:06:55,290 Well, then you'll have to begin without the benefit of my participation. 116 00:06:56,775 --> 00:06:59,057 I have real business to attend to. 117 00:07:02,969 --> 00:07:04,335 - You know what? - What? 118 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:06,768 Go to the fucking morgue if you want to. 119 00:07:07,003 --> 00:07:10,527 Slide your dead drunken ass into a drawer with some other dead drunk. 120 00:07:11,110 --> 00:07:14,597 Take a nap in a body bag. I don't care. 121 00:07:16,338 --> 00:07:17,510 He's changed, isn't he? 122 00:07:17,556 --> 00:07:20,326 Yeah. Where did he go on those days off? 123 00:07:21,002 --> 00:07:21,923 Roxy? 124 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,114 He didn't tell me shit. 125 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:25,744 Anyway, he's gone. 126 00:07:25,819 --> 00:07:29,444 George, you need to learn a few things about the John Does of this world-- 127 00:07:29,511 --> 00:07:32,717 Forget it. I work today, and Millie has used up all her excuses. 128 00:07:32,747 --> 00:07:36,890 So tell Millie to get down to the morgue at lunchtime, like normal working people. 129 00:07:36,946 --> 00:07:39,419 I actually have to work today, myself... 130 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:41,621 Doing what I was meant to do. 131 00:07:41,748 --> 00:07:42,476 Hooker? 132 00:07:43,012 --> 00:07:45,323 I'm acting. On a T.V. Show. 133 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,667 Are you sleeping with the producer? 134 00:07:48,056 --> 00:07:49,239 That's between me and him. 135 00:07:49,315 --> 00:07:50,242 I hope so. 136 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,133 So are you? 137 00:07:51,431 --> 00:07:52,966 Are you sleeping with Ray? 138 00:07:53,075 --> 00:07:56,637 George... I'm not the kind of girl that likes to kiss and tell. 139 00:07:56,699 --> 00:07:58,702 - Since when? - Since now. 140 00:07:58,808 --> 00:08:00,591 I'd love to see you act, Daisy. 141 00:08:01,404 --> 00:08:03,477 Then you should come down. Ray would love to see you. 142 00:08:03,539 --> 00:08:04,267 I will. 143 00:08:04,435 --> 00:08:05,485 And you, too, George. 144 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,807 I'm not interested. Didn't care for Ray much. 145 00:08:07,861 --> 00:08:09,253 Yeah, ray is an asshole, isn't he? 146 00:08:09,736 --> 00:08:10,790 I have to go to work. 147 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,714 Georgie-- me, you... 148 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,096 down at the morgue, 149 00:08:14,184 --> 00:08:15,459 mining for gold. 150 00:08:15,624 --> 00:08:16,667 Go there yourself. 151 00:08:16,754 --> 00:08:17,886 I don't know what he looks like. 152 00:08:17,942 --> 00:08:20,271 Always looking for a quick way to make a buck. 153 00:08:20,415 --> 00:08:21,218 Okay. 154 00:08:22,145 --> 00:08:23,533 Poor man, though, eh? 155 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:25,468 Poor John Doe. 156 00:08:26,286 --> 00:08:27,107 Anonymous... 157 00:08:27,615 --> 00:08:28,468 sad. 158 00:08:30,123 --> 00:08:31,413 Dust to dust. 159 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:38,379 We just got a John Doe in here about 20 minutes ago. 160 00:08:38,427 --> 00:08:39,251 Score. 161 00:08:40,203 --> 00:08:43,854 I just want to warn you, seeing a lifeless body can be very difficult. 162 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:45,329 Thank you. 163 00:08:45,728 --> 00:08:49,050 That's why we're here together, for each other. 164 00:09:08,009 --> 00:09:09,464 Uh... Mason? 165 00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:12,758 Mason! 166 00:09:13,366 --> 00:09:14,821 Wake up! 167 00:09:15,927 --> 00:09:19,209 - Mason! - What? What? 168 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,334 My mistake. 169 00:09:26,715 --> 00:09:27,712 I'm sorry. 170 00:09:28,059 --> 00:09:31,753 My brother here is just in a state of shock. 171 00:09:31,932 --> 00:09:33,918 We were very close. 172 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:36,269 He was like an uncle to me. 173 00:09:37,723 --> 00:09:39,392 I thought he was your uncle. 174 00:09:40,211 --> 00:09:42,131 But so much more. 175 00:09:56,068 --> 00:10:00,000 Don't make me look at him. 176 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,397 Hold me. Hold me. 177 00:10:02,647 --> 00:10:07,301 I can't bear to see uncle Arthur this way. 178 00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:11,504 It's not him... 179 00:10:16,056 --> 00:10:17,366 I knew that. 180 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:18,834 Heh... 181 00:10:20,735 --> 00:10:21,506 Mate? 182 00:10:22,319 --> 00:10:25,522 How many fucking John Does do you got in this fucking freezer? 183 00:10:26,006 --> 00:10:27,080 Five. 184 00:10:38,831 --> 00:10:41,678 Well? Do we have a winner? 185 00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,389 I'm crying on the inside. 186 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:54,457 Anyway, does it say there if my uncle left any of his personal effects at the scene? 187 00:10:55,332 --> 00:10:58,424 What? In his shopping cart or his sleeping bag? 188 00:10:58,553 --> 00:11:00,439 Nothing of value, if that's what you're shooting at. 189 00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:02,644 Shut up. You're a fucking liar. 190 00:11:03,749 --> 00:11:05,748 Nothing but the clothes on his back. 191 00:11:07,726 --> 00:11:10,284 All right then, thank you. Bye. Coming, Georgie? 192 00:11:10,826 --> 00:11:12,294 I thought your name was Millie. 193 00:11:13,415 --> 00:11:14,235 Hagen. 194 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:16,525 - It is. - It is? 195 00:11:18,826 --> 00:11:24,035 I think I'm going to stay a moment. Say a proper goodbye. 196 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,745 It's not my job to say who lives and dies, 197 00:11:33,195 --> 00:11:37,915 and it sure as shit isn't my job to give anybody a little dignity when they do. 198 00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:40,219 My job sucks. 199 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:54,904 Miss Hagen? 200 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:56,775 Miss Hagen? 201 00:11:57,113 --> 00:11:58,406 Fuck, that's me. 202 00:11:58,508 --> 00:11:59,246 Oh, yes? 203 00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:02,661 Is this the correct address to send the bill for the burial costs? 204 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:05,774 - What burial costs? - $400. 205 00:12:05,984 --> 00:12:08,780 - Why am I getting hit with this? - You're the next of kin. 206 00:12:09,092 --> 00:12:12,347 If he had been a John Doe, the county would assume the costs, but he's not. 207 00:12:12,953 --> 00:12:16,992 He's Arthur Simms. And he's got family. 208 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:22,788 No... he doesn't. 209 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,670 He doesn't have anyone. 210 00:12:25,839 --> 00:12:27,156 Oh, now I get it. 211 00:12:27,222 --> 00:12:30,176 Generosity is for people who can afford it. 212 00:12:32,491 --> 00:12:34,201 I should have seen this coming. 213 00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:37,052 I was always good on initial impulse. 214 00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:40,786 I never earned any badges for follow-through. 215 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,489 Georgia, you said you wanted to do this. 216 00:12:49,539 --> 00:12:50,328 I did. 217 00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:53,514 You signed up to sell a hundred boxes of cookies. 218 00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:54,824 You do it. 219 00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:58,735 We are going outside to sell these cookies. 220 00:12:58,810 --> 00:12:59,990 It's too hot. 221 00:13:01,106 --> 00:13:02,120 Now. 222 00:13:03,145 --> 00:13:05,090 It's too stressful. 223 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:06,779 We need to move these. 224 00:13:06,856 --> 00:13:09,776 I just wanted the stupid badge. 225 00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:12,945 You can't get the badge until you sell the cookies. 226 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,270 Screw the badge. 227 00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:16,420 Go to your room. 228 00:13:18,157 --> 00:13:19,789 No dinner for you, young lady. 229 00:13:24,111 --> 00:13:26,191 This doesn't really feel like professional acting, Ray. 230 00:13:26,237 --> 00:13:28,187 I mean, we're setting up in the back of a bar. 231 00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:31,535 Daisy, that's what reality television is. We ambush. 232 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,725 Yeah, I'm just saying it'd be nice to have a set. 233 00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:36,486 Daisy, we have something better than a set. 234 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:39,548 We have a bar room full of people who have no clue we're filming them. 235 00:13:39,598 --> 00:13:42,025 One of whom you're going to get to play an adulterer. 236 00:13:42,371 --> 00:13:44,489 Trust me, it's going to feel very much like acting. 237 00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:46,368 Tighten up camera two for me, please. 238 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,510 I need a script. 239 00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:50,388 Words to commit to memory. That, to me, is acting. 240 00:13:50,451 --> 00:13:53,417 Okay, here's your script-- pretend you like the guy... 241 00:13:53,577 --> 00:13:54,811 and get him to like you. 242 00:13:55,031 --> 00:13:57,141 - How's that? - Shakespearean. 243 00:13:58,307 --> 00:14:01,001 Just so you know, I've been in films with major movie stars. 244 00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:02,720 Oh, I'm sure you have. 245 00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:04,227 But, hey, guess what? 246 00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:06,946 Today you're the star. 247 00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:08,359 Huh? 248 00:14:08,491 --> 00:14:09,598 Last looks, please. 249 00:14:10,074 --> 00:14:11,835 Is this a good place for me to sit? 250 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,403 It's perfect, sweetheart. 251 00:14:16,006 --> 00:14:16,955 Come on, folks. 252 00:14:17,185 --> 00:14:19,535 - Let's get this show on the road. - And out of this dump. 253 00:14:21,046 --> 00:14:23,013 Do you not want to do this, Daisy? 254 00:14:23,776 --> 00:14:26,079 'Cau se if you don't wantto do it, don't. 255 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,389 We'll just stop what we're doing and go home. 256 00:14:28,445 --> 00:14:29,218 Everybody? 257 00:14:29,508 --> 00:14:30,338 Folks. 258 00:14:32,755 --> 00:14:35,167 Say the word. We'll--we'll pack it in. 259 00:14:35,285 --> 00:14:37,109 Come back another day, with another girl. 260 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,728 Really, I can-- I can always get another girl. 261 00:14:43,704 --> 00:14:45,325 How's my lipstick? 262 00:14:49,452 --> 00:14:50,748 You could use a little touch-up. 263 00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:54,147 All right, folks, show time. 264 00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:59,082 Seconds away, people, seconds away. 265 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,468 - Hi, Crystal. - Hi. 266 00:15:02,897 --> 00:15:05,647 Anything good in your crystal ball? 267 00:15:07,521 --> 00:15:09,895 "Crystal ball." 268 00:15:10,174 --> 00:15:12,554 There's someone waiting for you in the conference room. 269 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,945 What do they want? 270 00:15:16,921 --> 00:15:18,990 It doesn't say. 271 00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:25,467 Hi. 272 00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:26,655 Ms. Hay-gen? 273 00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:27,878 Did I say that right? 274 00:15:27,976 --> 00:15:29,424 Actually, no, it's "Hagen." 275 00:15:29,506 --> 00:15:31,253 As in "-dazs." 276 00:15:32,546 --> 00:15:34,923 - I'm Mickey. - Hi, Mickey. 277 00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:38,625 Who are you? 278 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,329 I run the metro south homeless shelter. 279 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:43,322 Oh. That's nice. 280 00:15:43,802 --> 00:15:47,790 Oh, well, I check on the guys down at the fifth street encampment every few days. 281 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:52,750 They told me about Montana-- about Arthur Simms, his death, 282 00:15:52,858 --> 00:15:55,138 and then I called the city, and that led me to you. 283 00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:56,024 Shit. 284 00:15:56,106 --> 00:16:02,924 Uh, these... these are Montana's belongings. 285 00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:07,160 Wow. 286 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:12,259 I was... wondering where his stuff went. 287 00:16:13,008 --> 00:16:15,239 - Thank you, Mickey. - You're welcome. 288 00:16:15,326 --> 00:16:20,118 So you knew... uncle Arthur? 289 00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:23,487 Yeah, a little bit. I certainly didn't know he had any family. 290 00:16:23,554 --> 00:16:26,292 Well, we weren't a close-knit crew. 291 00:16:26,629 --> 00:16:31,111 You know, I always wondered why he called himself "Montana". 292 00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:35,535 I think Montana loved the outdoors. 293 00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:40,440 He was a "big sky" kind of guy, you know? 294 00:16:41,141 --> 00:16:43,328 I know he loved a good barbecue. 295 00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:46,108 You didn't know him at all, did you? 296 00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:47,649 We were planning on getting together. 297 00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:51,924 We had... scheduling issues. 298 00:16:51,996 --> 00:16:54,581 I always wonder how my clients end up where they do-- 299 00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:56,138 on the fringes, you know? 300 00:16:56,219 --> 00:16:59,819 And then I run into some family member who doesn't give two shits, 301 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,220 and that's it, the mystery's solved. 302 00:17:03,295 --> 00:17:04,621 I give a shit. 303 00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:06,229 Not two. 304 00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:07,985 Oh, is that why the county's taking care of him? 305 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,032 I just don't have 400 bucks lying around. 306 00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:13,670 Yeah, and since you left him to charity his whole life, why change now? 307 00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:17,585 I'm so sick of you people! Shame on you. 308 00:17:18,553 --> 00:17:21,246 A little heads-up on the dead, Mickey. 309 00:17:21,303 --> 00:17:23,985 Put them in a marble temple, stick them in a coffee can, 310 00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:25,536 either way, they don't care. 311 00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:26,679 They're dead. 312 00:17:29,628 --> 00:17:30,959 I'm going to hell. 313 00:17:31,307 --> 00:17:33,356 Or maybe I'm staying here forever. 314 00:17:33,648 --> 00:17:35,956 Millie, what was that? 315 00:17:36,361 --> 00:17:40,012 Oh, it's nothing, Delores. Just a family thing. 316 00:17:40,104 --> 00:17:42,720 Millie, is he asking you for money? 317 00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:45,326 Because my cousin, Louis, took me for a tidy sum, 318 00:17:45,382 --> 00:17:48,121 never paid it back, and now he lives in Ecuador 319 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,001 with a man servant and everything-- 320 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,597 - No, Delores, someone died. - Someone close? 321 00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:56,238 No, it's just the money's for his burial, and I don't have it. 322 00:17:56,288 --> 00:17:58,305 - How much? - $400. 323 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:01,368 Well, silly, all you have to do is ask. 324 00:18:01,482 --> 00:18:02,755 Family emergency. 325 00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:04,752 That's what advances are for, Millie. 326 00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:06,889 I'll get a check cut for you right away. 327 00:18:09,016 --> 00:18:10,733 I didn't know you cared so much. 328 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,133 Neither did I. 329 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,250 Hey, J.D. 330 00:18:21,003 --> 00:18:22,119 Look who's here. 331 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,660 I don't do preppy dogs. 332 00:18:25,216 --> 00:18:27,782 - Well, he's not preppy. - He is. 333 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,056 Get him away from me. 334 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:33,178 Mom! Come get J.D. 335 00:18:33,318 --> 00:18:36,169 Reggie, you don't need to shout. I'm right here. 336 00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:41,227 - Hello. - Hello. 337 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,053 Guess you don't remember me, mrs. Lass? 338 00:18:45,194 --> 00:18:50,602 Oh, my god... Sandy Simons, is that you under all that eyeliner? 339 00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:51,703 In the flesh. 340 00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:53,848 Oh, I heard you moved back to town. 341 00:18:54,786 --> 00:18:56,926 - How's your mom? - Divorced. 342 00:18:57,018 --> 00:18:59,573 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Don't be. My dad's a freak. 343 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,266 Come on, Reggie. Let's go online. 344 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:07,595 So, Sandy... where did you discover this... new look? 345 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,314 Florida. My name's "Raven" now. 346 00:19:10,995 --> 00:19:11,860 Nice. 347 00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:17,953 Mom, can you take J.D., Please? 348 00:19:18,046 --> 00:19:19,966 Why? Don't you want him with you? 349 00:19:20,299 --> 00:19:22,321 No. He's too preppy. 350 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,228 Preppy? 351 00:19:24,151 --> 00:19:25,132 Fine. 352 00:19:27,155 --> 00:19:28,997 Do you girls want something to eat? 353 00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:30,985 Something sweet. 354 00:19:31,983 --> 00:19:34,102 Uh, do you have any charcoal? 355 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,449 No. No, no, girls. 356 00:19:35,531 --> 00:19:36,893 I'm sorry, no matches. 357 00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:38,321 Charcoal eyeliner. 358 00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:39,940 I'm going to do Reggie's make-up. 359 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:43,559 Oh! Sure. I'll get it. 360 00:19:48,182 --> 00:19:50,826 Oh, don't you worry. 361 00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:53,205 She needs a friend who's human. 362 00:19:54,301 --> 00:19:55,613 Or something close. 363 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,752 Say it ain't so. 364 00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:23,127 Oh, brother. 365 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,767 Truly stunning work, young Rembrandt. 366 00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:29,471 What'd you call me, asshole? 367 00:20:29,683 --> 00:20:30,428 Christ. 368 00:20:31,770 --> 00:20:34,074 I was hoping to pay tribute to your artwork. 369 00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:35,712 Well, I think it's shit. 370 00:20:35,788 --> 00:20:38,887 Always striving. Always pushing to make your work a cut above. 371 00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:40,739 I appreciate that in a young person. 372 00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:42,885 In fact, I'd love to shake your hand. 373 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,343 Start climbing then grandpa. 374 00:20:46,428 --> 00:20:47,959 How about you come down? 375 00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:50,079 The climb up is half the experience. 376 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,947 Falling down the other half? 377 00:20:52,444 --> 00:20:53,678 Maybe for you. 378 00:20:54,016 --> 00:20:54,923 I never fall. 379 00:20:55,179 --> 00:20:56,049 Ever. 380 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,485 I want to pay you for your work. 381 00:21:12,013 --> 00:21:14,173 Call it art appreciation. How about, say... 382 00:21:15,352 --> 00:21:16,724 30 bucks? 383 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,560 Cash on the barrel head, if you come down in the next two minutes. 384 00:21:20,907 --> 00:21:22,872 You Medici motherfucker. 385 00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:25,013 You can't rush art. 386 00:21:25,105 --> 00:21:28,305 I'll make it 40. $40 for an original work by the great "B. Boyd." 387 00:21:29,345 --> 00:21:30,394 What the fuck? 388 00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:33,155 I ain't that hack, man. 389 00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:35,862 I'm up here blotting his shit out. 390 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,219 What the fuck, indeed. 391 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:46,435 Get the fuck out of my airspace, motherfucker, before I shoot you down! 392 00:21:47,698 --> 00:21:50,254 Terrible, what people do to other people's property. 393 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,015 Shit! Heads up! 394 00:21:56,086 --> 00:21:58,319 Tag. You're it. 395 00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,159 B-boy! 396 00:21:59,303 --> 00:22:00,439 B-boy, get up, man! 397 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,519 Get up! 398 00:22:04,716 --> 00:22:06,777 Damn, look at that pattern. 399 00:22:09,048 --> 00:22:10,607 Watch your step now. 400 00:22:13,225 --> 00:22:16,070 I have to say I'm a little nervous about this. 401 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,621 There's nothing to be nervous about. 402 00:22:17,699 --> 00:22:19,966 I just feel like it's underhanded, 403 00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:21,805 filming a guy who's cheating his wife. 404 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,641 Hey, hey, hey... his wife's the one that contacted us. 405 00:22:24,774 --> 00:22:26,551 She thinks this is where he comes to pick up women. 406 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:27,944 Don't make me out to be the bad guy. 407 00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,497 I'm not. So how do I look? 408 00:22:31,005 --> 00:22:32,536 Good enough to end a marriage. 409 00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:33,771 Where are the cameras? 410 00:22:35,009 --> 00:22:38,669 There. There. There and there. 411 00:22:38,742 --> 00:22:40,774 - Any more questions? - No. You? 412 00:22:41,516 --> 00:22:42,331 Yeah. 413 00:22:43,392 --> 00:22:45,239 Are you sure you know how to seduce a man? 414 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:46,519 I don't know. 415 00:22:46,748 --> 00:22:47,875 Do I? 416 00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:52,555 We'll see. 417 00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:01,920 - Everything pink goes? - Burn it. 418 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,030 Is that her? 419 00:23:07,071 --> 00:23:08,489 Yeah. That's my sister. 420 00:23:09,231 --> 00:23:11,637 It's the only yearbook picture of her I ever found. 421 00:23:11,715 --> 00:23:13,747 She was too cool for that bullshit. 422 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,738 She was never in any clubs or anything. 423 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,606 Not being in stuff is cool. 424 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,901 Not like my sister, president of the "my shit doesn't stink society." 425 00:23:24,516 --> 00:23:26,752 Can I see her room? 426 00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:28,718 Your order, ladies. 427 00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,462 Looks good, Reggie. 428 00:23:34,802 --> 00:23:35,789 Thanks. 429 00:23:36,009 --> 00:23:37,580 Her name's not "Reggie" anymore. 430 00:23:37,878 --> 00:23:39,179 Dare I ask? 431 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,289 It's "Spider". 432 00:23:40,362 --> 00:23:43,229 Spider, huh? That's pretty. 433 00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:47,924 Um, you know, we don't have a lot of sweets in the house, 434 00:23:48,005 --> 00:23:50,192 but I did find these. 435 00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:51,769 I think those are really stale. 436 00:23:51,846 --> 00:23:54,882 That's okay, I like stale. It's closer to death. 437 00:23:56,136 --> 00:23:59,070 Well, try not to get a lot of crumbs on the floor. 438 00:24:03,555 --> 00:24:05,931 So, um, well, you girls, have fun. 439 00:24:06,264 --> 00:24:11,144 Um, would you like to ask Raven over for dinner... spider? 440 00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:13,575 Sure. 441 00:24:13,693 --> 00:24:14,553 Terrific. 442 00:24:14,798 --> 00:24:16,673 Can we invite a couple of friends? 443 00:24:17,471 --> 00:24:19,166 Of course. Yeah. 444 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,512 Can we have pizza? 445 00:24:21,814 --> 00:24:23,334 Pizza it is. 446 00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:31,823 - Your mom's cool. - Not really. 447 00:24:34,221 --> 00:24:35,504 Come here much? 448 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:37,987 Isn't that supposed to be a man's line? 449 00:24:38,575 --> 00:24:40,276 I didn't know there was a script. 450 00:24:40,618 --> 00:24:42,385 Want to hear my guess about you, Walter? 451 00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:44,586 Uh-oh... now I'm getting nervous. 452 00:24:45,915 --> 00:24:48,531 - Another shot of courage, my friend? - Thank you. 453 00:24:48,872 --> 00:24:49,748 How about you, miss? 454 00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:52,282 - No, I'm good. - Well, that's good to know. 455 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,761 My guess, Walter, is that you're supposed to be at home right now, 456 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:02,641 but you work a long day, and the wife isn't always a welcome face at the end of it. 457 00:25:03,526 --> 00:25:04,674 I should get going. 458 00:25:08,104 --> 00:25:09,665 You have a nice neck. 459 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:11,739 It's strong. 460 00:25:13,516 --> 00:25:15,645 Does your wife kiss your neck, Walter? 461 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,206 She should. 462 00:25:17,263 --> 00:25:17,882 Jesus. 463 00:25:17,959 --> 00:25:18,903 Jesus. 464 00:25:18,968 --> 00:25:21,835 I'm sorry. I'm making you uncomfortable. 465 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:25,809 You're the kind of guy that believes in staying with somebody forever. 466 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:28,421 I gave up on forever. It doesn't last. 467 00:25:29,914 --> 00:25:33,416 I'm a big fan of just one really good night. 468 00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:36,878 Are you a good kisser, Walter? 469 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:40,078 Um... I don't know. 470 00:25:41,342 --> 00:25:43,094 I bet you would be. 471 00:25:44,838 --> 00:25:45,962 I'm sorry. 472 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,675 I'm not a cheater. 473 00:25:51,731 --> 00:25:53,360 You're not, are you? 474 00:25:54,794 --> 00:25:55,905 No. 475 00:25:57,154 --> 00:25:58,453 Top you up there, pal? 476 00:25:59,003 --> 00:25:59,811 I'm fine. 477 00:26:00,911 --> 00:26:02,141 I'll be right back. 478 00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:05,074 Watch my bag? 479 00:26:13,995 --> 00:26:15,161 What are you doing? 480 00:26:15,484 --> 00:26:17,232 He doesn't want to cheat. 481 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:19,524 - Really? How do you know that? - Because he said so. 482 00:26:19,595 --> 00:26:21,864 Men say a lot of fucking things, Daisy, all day long, 483 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,230 but mostly at night. 484 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,457 - Or maybe you don't know men. - I know men fine. 485 00:26:26,948 --> 00:26:28,479 This guy is clueless. 486 00:26:28,899 --> 00:26:30,198 He wants to be told what to do. 487 00:26:30,249 --> 00:26:31,888 He wants to be told what he wants. 488 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:32,974 What does he want? 489 00:26:33,481 --> 00:26:35,139 He wants what we all want. 490 00:26:35,432 --> 00:26:37,295 He wants to feel alive. 491 00:26:38,226 --> 00:26:39,634 Right, Daisy? 492 00:26:40,736 --> 00:26:41,933 I don't know. 493 00:26:41,994 --> 00:26:43,950 He's not a cheater, I can see it. 494 00:26:44,888 --> 00:26:47,362 So what are you, a fucking marriage counselor now? 495 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,434 - No. - No. 496 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,702 You're an actress. 497 00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:54,088 Act like you want to make him happy. 498 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:57,570 Act like you want to make me happy. 499 00:26:58,359 --> 00:26:59,071 Fine. 500 00:27:00,317 --> 00:27:02,531 - Am I being hard on you? - Yes. 501 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:06,054 I'm an awful guy. I'm mean. I'm terrible. 502 00:27:06,408 --> 00:27:08,885 - You really are. - I really am. 503 00:27:15,782 --> 00:27:17,282 Now go out there... 504 00:27:18,025 --> 00:27:19,945 and show him no mercy. 505 00:27:21,865 --> 00:27:23,380 - All right? - Mm. 506 00:27:24,496 --> 00:27:26,078 All right, Millie. 507 00:27:26,571 --> 00:27:29,673 Here you go. $400. 508 00:27:30,339 --> 00:27:32,038 Thank you, Delores. 509 00:27:32,105 --> 00:27:34,358 For your uncle's burial. Uncle Arthur, was it? 510 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,141 Right. 511 00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:38,787 The good news was I had a check for 400 bucks. 512 00:27:39,088 --> 00:27:40,681 The bad news was... 513 00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:43,149 I was thinking about keeping the money. 514 00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:45,556 This is a sweet thing you're doing-- 515 00:27:45,612 --> 00:27:47,901 working overtime to pay him tribute. 516 00:27:48,018 --> 00:27:50,727 That's what we do for family, I guess. 517 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,450 I was working for it, 518 00:27:52,544 --> 00:27:55,954 so why should I spend it on some guy just because he's dead? 519 00:27:56,277 --> 00:27:57,500 I'm dead, too. 520 00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:58,857 Honoring the dead 521 00:27:59,421 --> 00:28:01,632 helps us go on living. 522 00:28:01,873 --> 00:28:02,989 I know. 523 00:28:03,061 --> 00:28:06,179 One hot leather jacket, and no one would be the wiser. 524 00:28:06,265 --> 00:28:08,791 The thing that's lovely about this gesture 525 00:28:08,851 --> 00:28:11,755 is that you're not just looking for a pat on the back. 526 00:28:11,831 --> 00:28:14,022 On my hot new leather jacket. 527 00:28:14,224 --> 00:28:15,031 Right. 528 00:28:15,272 --> 00:28:17,837 That's the way I feel about my kids. 529 00:28:19,276 --> 00:28:20,320 What kids? 530 00:28:20,392 --> 00:28:22,123 The little ones I sponsor. 531 00:28:22,527 --> 00:28:23,207 Oh! 532 00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:26,562 Say hello to... 533 00:28:26,654 --> 00:28:27,703 Kasawala. 534 00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:30,238 And Anjali. 535 00:28:30,468 --> 00:28:31,369 And... 536 00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:34,478 this is Ching-Zi. 537 00:28:34,595 --> 00:28:36,417 I saw her picture in my sunday parade, 538 00:28:36,463 --> 00:28:38,809 and I just couldn't resist adding one more. 539 00:28:39,024 --> 00:28:40,462 And this... 540 00:28:41,495 --> 00:28:43,213 I'm not supposed to play favorites. 541 00:28:44,518 --> 00:28:45,751 This is Fallanda. 542 00:28:45,966 --> 00:28:47,534 Isn't she beautiful? 543 00:28:47,636 --> 00:28:49,639 $15 a month from yours truly 544 00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:52,786 gets her a monthly supply of high-protein lunches, 545 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,697 and her village gets a water pump. 546 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,436 That's so sweet, Delores. 547 00:28:57,497 --> 00:29:01,659 Oh. I mean, she'll never thank me in person, 548 00:29:01,715 --> 00:29:04,203 but that's not what's important, as you know. 549 00:29:06,385 --> 00:29:10,154 Thank you, Delores Herbig, and your big, brown eyes. 550 00:29:12,059 --> 00:29:13,108 Right. 551 00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:17,061 The important thing is when life presents us with an opportunity 552 00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:21,480 to help someone who can't help themselves, we have to step up, 553 00:29:22,002 --> 00:29:23,931 and that's what you're doing right now. 554 00:29:23,988 --> 00:29:27,802 And just like that, I lost my hot new leather jacket. 555 00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:32,042 Thank you for the fine example you set. 556 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:35,524 Hey... this is nice. 557 00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:38,207 I lost my other jacket when I died. 558 00:29:38,796 --> 00:29:40,603 Thank you, Georgia Lass. 559 00:29:41,617 --> 00:29:43,030 You're welcome. 560 00:29:46,471 --> 00:29:48,181 Pretty girl you were talking to. 561 00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:49,595 Seems nice. 562 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:50,955 Oh, I don't think so. 563 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,787 I don't think that one's so nice. 564 00:29:54,242 --> 00:29:55,308 Well, you never know. 565 00:29:55,882 --> 00:29:58,031 Wouldn't you just kill to find out, though? 566 00:29:58,324 --> 00:29:59,931 God, I know I would. 567 00:30:01,970 --> 00:30:03,075 Excuse me. 568 00:30:05,912 --> 00:30:07,780 Good evening, sir. What are you doing here? 569 00:30:07,843 --> 00:30:09,793 I've come to see Daisy act. Where are the cameras? 570 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,805 They're hidden, and shut the fuck up. 571 00:30:12,086 --> 00:30:14,743 - Excuse me? - Shut the fuck up. 572 00:30:14,999 --> 00:30:16,818 And don't talk to her when she comes down here. 573 00:30:16,909 --> 00:30:17,656 Fine. 574 00:30:18,395 --> 00:30:20,888 The only reason you have to open your mouth is to pour booze in it. 575 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:21,758 You understand? 576 00:30:22,218 --> 00:30:23,878 And what are we drinking to, Ray? 577 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,251 They're both for you. 578 00:30:27,789 --> 00:30:29,832 - Looking good, Daisy. - Not now, Mason. 579 00:30:31,482 --> 00:30:33,539 I'm not going to fucking tell you again. 580 00:30:36,148 --> 00:30:37,765 Well, look who's still here. 581 00:30:39,243 --> 00:30:40,871 You asked me to watch your bag. 582 00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:44,214 Oh. Lucky me. I found a boy scout. 583 00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:47,963 Okay, go home, boy scout. You did your good deed. 584 00:30:51,511 --> 00:30:54,659 You know what everybody says on their deathbed, Walter? 585 00:30:55,623 --> 00:30:57,733 They wish they'd had more fun. 586 00:30:59,452 --> 00:31:02,446 And men wish they'd had more women. 587 00:31:05,008 --> 00:31:07,342 Five reasons men come to a bar, Walter. 588 00:31:07,722 --> 00:31:08,489 One... 589 00:31:08,581 --> 00:31:10,280 they don't love their wife anymore. 590 00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:13,292 Two, their wife doesn't love them. 591 00:31:14,752 --> 00:31:17,015 Three, they want to see what they're missing. 592 00:31:17,362 --> 00:31:21,469 And four, they want, if just for a moment, 593 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:22,993 to taste it. 594 00:31:24,484 --> 00:31:25,525 Five... 595 00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:38,672 maybe there were just four. 596 00:31:41,498 --> 00:31:43,777 You want to go somewhere with me, Walter? 597 00:31:47,329 --> 00:31:48,461 I do. 598 00:31:49,214 --> 00:31:52,185 Blackstone hotel. Get us a room. 599 00:31:52,399 --> 00:31:53,535 I'll follow. 600 00:31:53,874 --> 00:31:55,378 - Now? - Now. 601 00:31:56,029 --> 00:31:57,754 Um, I have to pay my bar tab. 602 00:31:57,820 --> 00:32:00,561 No, I got it. Go the hotel, boy scout. 603 00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:17,451 How's that for no mercy? 604 00:32:18,029 --> 00:32:19,673 Jimmy, Blackstone hotel, now. 605 00:32:19,907 --> 00:32:20,871 I'm not going there. 606 00:32:21,517 --> 00:32:22,581 No, you're not, 607 00:32:22,843 --> 00:32:24,577 though it sure seemed like you wanted to. 608 00:32:25,033 --> 00:32:26,703 What the fuck was that kiss? 609 00:32:27,256 --> 00:32:29,703 I was just playing the part, Ray, going with it. 610 00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:31,470 - A little too well. - You're hurting me. 611 00:32:31,527 --> 00:32:34,343 Well, maybe I'm just playing the part of the jealous boyfriend. 612 00:32:37,517 --> 00:32:40,313 I'm sorry. See? See what you do to me? 613 00:32:40,984 --> 00:32:42,934 You are a hell of an actress. 614 00:32:43,699 --> 00:32:44,568 Thank you. 615 00:32:45,392 --> 00:32:46,252 Come here. 616 00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:52,953 - I'll see you later tonight? - Okay. 617 00:32:57,516 --> 00:32:59,006 Good seeing you, Mason. 618 00:33:05,877 --> 00:33:06,733 What was that? 619 00:33:06,783 --> 00:33:07,849 I was acting. 620 00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:10,997 Acting like what, a whore? 621 00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:13,654 Because it was bloody brilliant, definitive. 622 00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,379 You're drunk, Mason, and you smell. 623 00:33:15,437 --> 00:33:16,495 You smell. 624 00:33:17,085 --> 00:33:19,434 He smells. This whole bloody thing smells. 625 00:33:19,655 --> 00:33:20,566 Go home. 626 00:33:29,514 --> 00:33:33,505 I just wanted to say you were really great. 627 00:33:33,961 --> 00:33:34,958 Thank you. 628 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,358 It's really nice of you to come up and tell me that. 629 00:33:38,481 --> 00:33:43,309 I know some people are shy about approaching actors, but it really makes my day. 630 00:33:43,402 --> 00:33:44,241 What's your name? 631 00:33:44,538 --> 00:33:45,297 Melissa. 632 00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:46,871 I'm his wife. 633 00:33:47,534 --> 00:33:49,177 - Oh. - "Oh?" 634 00:33:49,397 --> 00:33:50,294 That's it? 635 00:33:51,102 --> 00:33:53,467 That's all I get? That's all you have left? 636 00:33:53,606 --> 00:33:56,432 I didn't know you would be here. They didn't tell me. 637 00:33:56,498 --> 00:33:58,823 Okay. Let's blame them. 638 00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:13,103 So she's dead? 639 00:34:13,359 --> 00:34:14,568 I'm dead. 640 00:34:15,443 --> 00:34:16,245 Ready? 641 00:34:16,887 --> 00:34:18,479 Speak to the spirits. 642 00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:21,520 "Light as a feather, stiff as a board." 643 00:34:21,724 --> 00:34:24,244 "Light as a feather, stiff as a board." 644 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:27,050 "Light as a feather, stiff as a board." 645 00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:28,247 Sorry to interrupt, girls. 646 00:34:28,309 --> 00:34:29,876 Just thought I'd bring in some sodas. 647 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:31,310 Mom. 648 00:34:31,949 --> 00:34:34,443 That's cool, mrs. Lass. Thanks. 649 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:38,472 Would you like to play a game with us? 650 00:34:38,586 --> 00:34:40,971 - No way. - What are you playing? 651 00:34:41,453 --> 00:34:42,409 Nothing. 652 00:34:42,503 --> 00:34:45,805 Reggie... chill out. Your mom is cool. 653 00:34:46,811 --> 00:34:49,800 Um, why don't you girls levitate without me? 654 00:34:53,276 --> 00:34:55,870 "Light as a feather, stiff as a board." 655 00:34:58,025 --> 00:35:00,791 Wow. Aren't you... 656 00:35:01,078 --> 00:35:03,147 - I mean... - Aren't I what? 657 00:35:04,564 --> 00:35:05,757 You look good. 658 00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:08,778 Thank you. 659 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,546 I'm going to go take a peek. 660 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:12,076 If she sees you, she'll freak. 661 00:35:14,647 --> 00:35:15,829 Thanks for inviting me. 662 00:35:16,725 --> 00:35:18,834 If you get caught, I know nothing. 663 00:35:19,976 --> 00:35:22,198 So what exactly is "goth"? 664 00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:23,289 Dad! 665 00:35:23,463 --> 00:35:26,002 You're not supposed to be here. No boys allowed. 666 00:35:26,894 --> 00:35:28,834 - Reggie? - What? 667 00:35:30,657 --> 00:35:31,871 We're eating in the living room. 668 00:35:31,952 --> 00:35:32,551 Uh, Reggie-- 669 00:35:32,612 --> 00:35:34,359 I think the greasy food should stay in the kitchen. 670 00:35:34,430 --> 00:35:37,887 Mom, don't embarrass me. Dad, get out! 671 00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:43,585 What the hell, Joy? 672 00:35:44,817 --> 00:35:49,105 A few simple sacrifices to the devil, followed by pizza. 673 00:35:49,426 --> 00:35:51,193 I'm not comfortable with this. 674 00:35:51,767 --> 00:35:55,095 - It's harmless, all right? A phase. - How do you know that? 675 00:35:56,590 --> 00:35:58,284 I'm not in love with it, 676 00:35:58,709 --> 00:36:01,096 but it's an actual party, Clancy. 677 00:36:01,571 --> 00:36:03,737 With actual friends. 678 00:36:03,851 --> 00:36:04,931 Reggie has friends? 679 00:36:05,771 --> 00:36:07,751 Reggie has friends. 680 00:36:14,109 --> 00:36:16,062 Wow. Look who's back. 681 00:36:16,512 --> 00:36:18,785 Still panning for gold in dry gulch? 682 00:36:19,292 --> 00:36:20,295 No. 683 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,693 So what's the sad story this time? 684 00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:26,276 I think you'll like this one. 685 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:27,826 Once upon a time, 686 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:31,422 there were these four guys named Benjamin, 687 00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:34,540 and they could have turned into a nice leather jacket, 688 00:36:34,585 --> 00:36:39,604 but instead, they ended up on your crummy desk. 689 00:36:40,095 --> 00:36:42,189 I thought Arthur Simms didn't have a family. 690 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:43,489 He does now. 691 00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:45,184 Complicated guy. 692 00:36:45,728 --> 00:36:48,394 Can I just have a receipt, please? 693 00:36:48,645 --> 00:36:49,921 One second. 694 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,004 Nice frog. 695 00:36:56,586 --> 00:36:58,189 That's general Tsao. 696 00:36:59,214 --> 00:37:00,017 And this... 697 00:37:01,354 --> 00:37:02,813 is Arthur Simms. 698 00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:05,496 You're shitting me? 699 00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:07,922 What'd you think you were getting for $400? 700 00:37:07,988 --> 00:37:10,287 A grave. A headstone. 701 00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:13,218 The city hasn't had funerals for transients for years. 702 00:37:13,349 --> 00:37:14,512 We burn them. 703 00:37:15,074 --> 00:37:17,578 - There's a landfillover by the freeway-- - Yeah, I get it. 704 00:37:18,641 --> 00:37:25,166 No, no, no, no. You paid for them, they're yours. 705 00:37:27,435 --> 00:37:29,396 What the fuck do I want them for? 706 00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:31,726 Ashes have many uses. 707 00:37:31,802 --> 00:37:33,635 All kinds of things you can do with people. 708 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,139 Don't try to play creepy death guy with me. 709 00:37:36,199 --> 00:37:37,962 I see death all the time. 710 00:37:38,028 --> 00:37:39,877 Well, you may see death all the time, sweetheart, 711 00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:42,247 but you obviously don't know what to do with it. 712 00:37:42,472 --> 00:37:44,346 And this one's yours. 713 00:37:46,082 --> 00:37:47,720 All right. Fine. 714 00:37:51,689 --> 00:37:54,448 Not very heavy for a whole dead guy. 715 00:37:54,514 --> 00:37:55,712 Ashes to ashes. 716 00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:57,966 But you know all about that, don't you? 717 00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:01,529 - You have no idea. - Mm. 718 00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:11,538 - Okay, so tell me the rules. - Yeah, me too. 719 00:38:11,601 --> 00:38:13,383 We'll just go around the circle until you get it, 720 00:38:13,434 --> 00:38:14,472 then you can join in. 721 00:38:14,534 --> 00:38:15,784 Don't embarrass me. 722 00:38:16,173 --> 00:38:18,225 Tabitha... go. 723 00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:20,375 Overdose. 724 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:22,880 - Of what? - Aspirin. 725 00:38:22,952 --> 00:38:24,057 Boring. 726 00:38:24,329 --> 00:38:25,517 Okay, wait. 727 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,574 Boiling oil. 728 00:38:27,661 --> 00:38:29,320 Boiling acid. 729 00:38:30,591 --> 00:38:31,942 Electrocution. 730 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:33,243 Decapitation. 731 00:38:33,392 --> 00:38:34,595 Flaying. 732 00:38:35,101 --> 00:38:36,515 Brain embolism. 733 00:38:37,063 --> 00:38:38,599 Carpal tunnel. 734 00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:42,013 - What's that? - It's really, really bad. 735 00:38:42,992 --> 00:38:45,296 Okay. Mrs. Lass? 736 00:38:46,898 --> 00:38:50,369 Um, well... 737 00:38:54,001 --> 00:39:00,455 in my sleep, age 98, surrounded by flowers... 738 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,427 and grandchildren... 739 00:39:03,169 --> 00:39:05,289 and all the people I love. 740 00:39:05,428 --> 00:39:07,481 Jesus, mom, that's not how you play the game. 741 00:39:07,571 --> 00:39:08,735 Well, that's my answer. 742 00:39:09,124 --> 00:39:10,323 That's okay, Reggie. 743 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:11,223 You go. 744 00:39:12,527 --> 00:39:13,896 Okay... 745 00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:15,760 I'm killed... 746 00:39:16,913 --> 00:39:21,566 by a toilet seat that falls from a space station, 747 00:39:22,047 --> 00:39:23,681 and I'm blown to bits. 748 00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:26,326 Wow. 749 00:39:27,653 --> 00:39:29,641 Okay, party's over. Time to go. 750 00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:32,784 But my mom can't pick me up until later. 751 00:39:32,825 --> 00:39:34,173 Too bad. I said it's time to go. 752 00:39:34,243 --> 00:39:34,821 Mom. 753 00:39:34,883 --> 00:39:36,660 Come on, girls. Let's call your parents. 754 00:39:36,731 --> 00:39:39,050 Mrs. Lass, I totally think you're overreacting. 755 00:39:39,199 --> 00:39:43,020 Sandy, I think you need to go upstairs and get your things and go home, 756 00:39:43,096 --> 00:39:46,326 and put some cold cream on your face, and follow it up with some astringent. 757 00:39:46,402 --> 00:39:48,759 'Cause that pancake makeup is going to destroy your skin. 758 00:39:48,836 --> 00:39:50,550 You don't want to get acne scars. 759 00:39:50,996 --> 00:39:52,312 So mean! 760 00:39:56,676 --> 00:39:57,682 Thanks a lot. 761 00:39:57,764 --> 00:39:59,941 Your sister's death is not a game. 762 00:40:00,597 --> 00:40:01,472 Whatever. 763 00:40:01,784 --> 00:40:05,065 I'm sorry, Reggie, but I'm not comfortable-- 764 00:40:15,838 --> 00:40:16,615 Who's that? 765 00:40:16,683 --> 00:40:18,983 Say hello to Arthur Simms. 766 00:40:19,089 --> 00:40:21,016 - He's had quite a day. - Yeah. 767 00:40:21,891 --> 00:40:22,812 Hey, Kiff. 768 00:40:23,048 --> 00:40:24,543 - Coffee? - No, I'm good. 769 00:40:24,911 --> 00:40:28,353 - Is that someone's ashes? - No. No way. 770 00:40:29,109 --> 00:40:31,198 Don't put someone's ashes on my table. 771 00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,690 It's bad luck. 772 00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:38,049 He woke up this morning life-size... 773 00:40:38,147 --> 00:40:39,355 now look at him. 774 00:40:39,569 --> 00:40:41,786 No headstone. No nothing. 775 00:40:42,027 --> 00:40:45,315 You don't need a headstone if nobody's going to come to see it. 776 00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:50,864 - Are those ashes? - Yes. 777 00:40:51,643 --> 00:40:52,821 I was cremated, you know. 778 00:40:52,898 --> 00:40:55,309 - You burned to death. - That's what I just said. 779 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:58,789 Gone with the wind... on gone with the wind. 780 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,395 I didn't find that funny. 781 00:41:03,404 --> 00:41:04,480 I did. 782 00:41:04,581 --> 00:41:05,959 How'd your big day go? 783 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:07,715 Perfect. 784 00:41:08,129 --> 00:41:10,890 I nailed every scene. 785 00:41:11,038 --> 00:41:11,678 Really? 786 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,260 Apparently, I'm a very gifted actress. 787 00:41:13,685 --> 00:41:14,520 Really? 788 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:17,110 Ask Mason. He was there. 789 00:41:17,818 --> 00:41:19,886 - What's that? - Arthur Simms. 790 00:41:20,767 --> 00:41:21,634 Who's that? 791 00:41:21,709 --> 00:41:22,886 Uncle Arthur. 792 00:41:22,973 --> 00:41:27,484 Uncle Arthur! You've lost weight. Cheers. Cheers. 793 00:41:27,642 --> 00:41:28,477 Cheers. 794 00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:32,671 So, Mason, was Daisy a good actress? 795 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,737 Yes, she is. 796 00:41:35,818 --> 00:41:36,485 Thank you. 797 00:41:36,546 --> 00:41:38,097 Always has been, it turns out. 798 00:41:38,139 --> 00:41:40,345 My eyes have been opened. 799 00:41:40,401 --> 00:41:43,704 My ears have heard that which they thought they never would. 800 00:41:43,817 --> 00:41:45,041 All right, Mason. 801 00:41:45,757 --> 00:41:47,441 Well, little miss movie star, 802 00:41:47,509 --> 00:41:50,643 we finally got someone that's somebody. 803 00:41:50,733 --> 00:41:52,286 Mm. Yes, I am. 804 00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,256 And that somebody should pick up the check. 805 00:41:56,766 --> 00:41:58,153 Uh, Roxy? 806 00:41:58,686 --> 00:42:01,133 Can you do me one more big favor? 807 00:42:01,189 --> 00:42:03,166 I'm not going anywhere with that dead man. 808 00:42:03,264 --> 00:42:04,881 It's a health code violation. 809 00:42:05,209 --> 00:42:07,580 Circle of life, right? 810 00:42:07,635 --> 00:42:10,395 Okay, but you have to go on my shift with me. 811 00:42:10,732 --> 00:42:13,257 - And he seats on the back seat. - That's fine. 812 00:42:15,424 --> 00:42:17,641 - Congratulations, Daisy. - Thank you. 813 00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,001 You keep doing that, you know. 814 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,085 - What? - Fixing your face. 815 00:42:31,172 --> 00:42:32,995 A girl's got to look good for her man. 816 00:42:33,066 --> 00:42:37,572 That man grabbed you by the arm, Daisy. 817 00:42:39,732 --> 00:42:41,605 I don't think I care for him much. 818 00:42:41,715 --> 00:42:44,469 What you don't care for is that he's dating me. 819 00:42:45,303 --> 00:42:48,731 I'd really appreciate it if you'd be civilized 820 00:42:48,975 --> 00:42:50,225 when he shows up. 821 00:42:50,648 --> 00:42:51,597 He's coming here? 822 00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:52,892 Yep. Of course. 823 00:42:53,506 --> 00:42:54,909 Rube wouldn't like that. 824 00:42:55,067 --> 00:42:58,928 You're right. Rube wouldn't like that, but he's not here, and you still are. 825 00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,605 You're so beautiful. 826 00:43:04,342 --> 00:43:05,881 And I love you. 827 00:43:08,704 --> 00:43:11,180 I just don't like you anymore. 828 00:43:23,229 --> 00:43:26,474 In a lifetime, we get to be many things. 829 00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:30,032 Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief... 830 00:43:30,422 --> 00:43:33,519 doctor, lawyer, indian chief. 831 00:43:34,107 --> 00:43:39,248 Daughter, sister, scout, college dropout, friend, 832 00:43:40,196 --> 00:43:41,379 dead girl... 833 00:43:44,158 --> 00:43:48,940 Or maybe we just play the parts for a couple of hours until the curtain falls. 834 00:43:55,730 --> 00:43:57,491 From the moment I met him, 835 00:43:57,537 --> 00:44:00,563 I knew something about Arthur Simms was familiar. 836 00:44:01,628 --> 00:44:04,070 I understood wanting to disappear. 837 00:44:04,736 --> 00:44:06,728 I wanted to my whole life. 838 00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:09,072 And then I did. 839 00:44:09,729 --> 00:44:11,980 Okay, Arthur Simms, here you go. 840 00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:14,884 You lived, and then you died. 841 00:44:15,432 --> 00:44:17,285 You have not been forgotten. 842 00:44:31,714 --> 00:44:34,229 I could use some breakfast. You hungry? 843 00:44:34,687 --> 00:44:36,117 I could eat. 844 00:44:36,956 --> 00:44:38,784 Feels like an oatmeal morning. 845 00:44:41,992 --> 00:44:44,698 Maybe I'll try something different today. 846 00:44:45,702 --> 00:44:46,781 You should. 847 00:44:47,165 --> 00:44:48,375 It's a big menu. 848 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,003 Hmm... 849 00:44:51,264 --> 00:44:55,023 Subtitles by Amariss, Travis & RaceMan www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net