1 00:01:04,386 --> 00:01:05,533 When I was alive, 2 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,999 I never bought the whole straighten-up and fly-right routine. 3 00:01:09,195 --> 00:01:11,078 I hated being told what to do, 4 00:01:11,379 --> 00:01:12,665 so it's pretty strange 5 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:16,153 that now my job is to give everyone else their marching orders. 6 00:01:17,652 --> 00:01:20,454 Sure, I wanted to be a superhero when I was a kid, 7 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:23,864 but only the guy superheroes got cool costumes-- 8 00:01:24,093 --> 00:01:27,375 massive capes and scary masks and stuff. 9 00:01:28,041 --> 00:01:31,506 All wonderwoman got were hooker boots and a bathing suit. 10 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:32,757 What the fuck was that about? 11 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,967 My mom's a whore, my dad likes porn 12 00:01:35,021 --> 00:01:36,963 my mom's a whore, my dad likes porn 13 00:01:37,036 --> 00:01:38,770 my sister blows my brother's horn 14 00:01:38,835 --> 00:01:40,831 my sister blows my brother's horn 15 00:01:41,123 --> 00:01:43,844 Ah, the gentle art of poetry. 16 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:44,902 All right, let's go. 17 00:01:44,999 --> 00:01:46,660 Move it, move it! 18 00:01:46,892 --> 00:01:47,757 Let's go, move it! 19 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:50,067 Hit that wall, up and over, up and over. 20 00:01:52,089 --> 00:01:53,872 Do you want to fly with the brotherhood of the eagles, 21 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,556 or do you want to slither with the worms? 22 00:01:55,612 --> 00:01:57,337 Sir, I want to fly with the eagles, sir. 23 00:01:57,395 --> 00:01:59,980 Then let me see you get up and over that wall, cadet. Now! 24 00:02:00,082 --> 00:02:01,971 Sir, I have to go to the bathroom, sir. 25 00:02:02,028 --> 00:02:03,610 I'll bet you do, Monteleone. 26 00:02:03,671 --> 00:02:05,818 The idea of that wall is scaring the piss out of you. 27 00:02:06,350 --> 00:02:08,402 No, sir. No fear, sir. 28 00:02:08,484 --> 00:02:11,167 We've never had a girl scale that wall before, Monteleone, 29 00:02:11,244 --> 00:02:12,611 I'm sure we never will. 30 00:02:12,677 --> 00:02:14,597 Sir, I will scale the wall, sir! 31 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,840 You show these boys you mean business. 32 00:02:17,015 --> 00:02:18,167 Dismissed! 33 00:02:19,903 --> 00:02:21,376 Knock it off, ladies. 34 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:35,969 I'm not scared of heights. 35 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:38,540 I just have to catch my breath. 36 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:41,817 I'm going to be the first girl over that wall. 37 00:02:43,172 --> 00:02:45,288 Even if it kills you, huh? 38 00:02:47,597 --> 00:02:48,503 Who the hell are you? 39 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:51,227 I'm just... taking a tour. 40 00:02:51,611 --> 00:02:53,158 I think I might want to enlist. 41 00:02:53,229 --> 00:02:54,996 You don't enlist, you enroll. 42 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:56,546 Anyway, you should. 43 00:02:56,619 --> 00:02:57,812 It changed my life. 44 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,887 You have no idea. 45 00:03:04,139 --> 00:03:05,998 Permission to kick some ass now, sir! 46 00:03:06,065 --> 00:03:07,682 She's feisty, that one. 47 00:03:08,037 --> 00:03:09,279 I'm kind of rooting for her. 48 00:03:09,382 --> 00:03:13,172 Move it, girly. Up and over that wall now. Move it, move it. Move it! 49 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:14,585 Come on. 50 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,526 Here we go, you can do it. 51 00:03:18,246 --> 00:03:19,072 Ouch. 52 00:03:19,642 --> 00:03:21,742 Come on, pick yourself up. Let's go. 53 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:22,767 You can do it. 54 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,303 I knew you could do it. 55 00:03:39,109 --> 00:03:40,009 Whoo! 56 00:03:41,007 --> 00:03:42,997 Wow, good for you. 57 00:03:44,605 --> 00:03:46,587 First girl on top of this wall! 58 00:03:53,682 --> 00:03:55,536 And... not so good. 59 00:03:59,703 --> 00:04:00,942 Did you kill me? 60 00:04:01,082 --> 00:04:03,282 No, I took your soul before you died. 61 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:07,547 Think of me as one of death's little lieutenants. 62 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:11,019 - So, you're dead too? - Dead and buried. 63 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:13,855 So how did you end up here? You burn your parents' house down? 64 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:17,250 I had to ace four tests to get in here. I was selected. 65 00:04:18,098 --> 00:04:19,953 Well, I was selected, too. 66 00:04:20,353 --> 00:04:20,998 Why? 67 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:23,128 I don't know. 68 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:31,733 So, do you have any superpowers? Can you fly? 69 00:04:32,343 --> 00:04:33,016 No. 70 00:04:33,194 --> 00:04:36,087 No flying, no leaping of buildings... 71 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,369 no climbing walls. 72 00:04:38,692 --> 00:04:41,963 But we can drink as much tequila as we want without getting hung over. 73 00:04:43,393 --> 00:04:44,288 That's pretty cool. 74 00:04:48,523 --> 00:04:50,355 All right, one more time. What's the story? 75 00:04:52,004 --> 00:04:55,097 I broke up with Ray. That's our story. 76 00:04:55,189 --> 00:04:57,491 But I hit him on the head with a blunt object. 77 00:04:57,581 --> 00:05:00,243 Yeah, our story is, I dumped him. 78 00:05:00,315 --> 00:05:02,829 I dumped him, in your backyard, in a shallow grave. 79 00:05:02,977 --> 00:05:05,838 Is that what you want me to tell Rube? Fine. 80 00:05:05,925 --> 00:05:08,439 When you have to lie, you have to remember shit, 81 00:05:08,526 --> 00:05:11,282 and I really, really hate remembering shit. 82 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:15,070 The key to successful lying is telling a simple yet elegant story, all right? 83 00:05:15,121 --> 00:05:18,296 It's like a little black dress-- short, simple, classic, unforgettable. 84 00:05:18,414 --> 00:05:19,806 Mm... bowling! 85 00:05:19,909 --> 00:05:23,150 I'll say I went bowling at the weekend when I was meant to be killing Ray. 86 00:05:23,299 --> 00:05:25,320 That is neither simple nor elegant. 87 00:05:25,418 --> 00:05:28,131 All right, this is not a joke. You killed a man. 88 00:05:28,331 --> 00:05:29,872 It was self-defense. 89 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:33,353 The first blow to the head was self-defense. 90 00:05:33,425 --> 00:05:36,512 The three other blows after that was probably a little bit murderous, but-- 91 00:05:36,717 --> 00:05:37,722 Are you trying to be funny? 92 00:05:37,808 --> 00:05:39,431 Yeah. No. I don't know. Sure. Why not? 93 00:05:39,524 --> 00:05:41,924 I haven't slept a wink since it happened. 94 00:05:42,013 --> 00:05:44,659 I am totally on edge, my nerves are totally fried. 95 00:05:44,746 --> 00:05:46,390 Oh my god, why didn't you say something earlier? 96 00:05:46,452 --> 00:05:50,757 I reaped this junkie housewife last week, and I hit the motherlode. Look. 97 00:05:51,008 --> 00:05:52,319 Diazepam, 98 00:05:53,001 --> 00:05:54,562 lorazapam... 99 00:05:54,716 --> 00:05:57,869 this is a gorilla tranquilizer that will be really fabulous. 100 00:05:58,340 --> 00:06:01,853 Mason! I don't want to be numb right now. We need to deal with this. 101 00:06:01,966 --> 00:06:02,603 Coffee? 102 00:06:02,889 --> 00:06:05,298 Yes, please, and keep it coming, Kiffany. 103 00:06:05,376 --> 00:06:06,035 Hello, Kiffany. 104 00:06:06,096 --> 00:06:08,253 Did you have a good weekend? I had a brilliant weekend. I went bowling. 105 00:06:08,513 --> 00:06:10,603 I'm a big bowler, I am. A great bowler. 106 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,375 I was rolling, I was throwing, 107 00:06:12,441 --> 00:06:14,525 pins were flying everywhere, everywhere they were. 108 00:06:14,602 --> 00:06:17,796 I threw a... I bowled a 360. 109 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:20,515 Good for you. 110 00:06:24,391 --> 00:06:25,534 You've wound me up now. 111 00:06:32,378 --> 00:06:33,485 You're going. Please don't go. 112 00:06:33,562 --> 00:06:35,922 Don't be clingy, it's unattractive. I'm going to powder my nose. 113 00:06:38,416 --> 00:06:40,002 - Good morning. - Yes, it is. 114 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:43,761 Oh, dad, ew. 115 00:06:45,425 --> 00:06:46,433 How are your pancakes? 116 00:06:46,678 --> 00:06:48,153 I should have gotten waffles. 117 00:06:48,436 --> 00:06:50,279 Reggie, don't drink coffee. 118 00:06:50,683 --> 00:06:51,815 I like it. 119 00:06:52,077 --> 00:06:53,075 Mom lets me. 120 00:06:53,888 --> 00:06:55,418 You know who used to really love coffee? 121 00:06:55,787 --> 00:06:57,682 Two sugars and a little milk. 122 00:06:59,275 --> 00:07:00,996 You sure you're going to be okay after school? 123 00:07:01,056 --> 00:07:01,855 Yes. 124 00:07:01,936 --> 00:07:03,876 I can call your mom, have her come early-- 125 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:04,506 Don't. 126 00:07:04,563 --> 00:07:05,347 The baby sitter-- 127 00:07:05,423 --> 00:07:08,635 Alison alpert has been staying home alone since the fifth grade. 128 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,278 I should call your mom and ask. 129 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:11,931 She won't care, believe me. 130 00:07:12,945 --> 00:07:14,537 Anything else for you today? 131 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,658 Just the check, please. 132 00:07:15,813 --> 00:07:17,819 Okay. Thank you. 133 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:20,538 - Good morning. - Good morning. 134 00:07:24,951 --> 00:07:26,210 How's the coffee today? 135 00:07:26,303 --> 00:07:27,296 A little weak. 136 00:07:38,816 --> 00:07:41,115 Are you sitting or just standing guard? 137 00:07:41,177 --> 00:07:41,878 We're moving. 138 00:07:42,493 --> 00:07:43,675 You love this booth. 139 00:07:43,772 --> 00:07:46,200 Well, call me crazy, I need a little natural light today. 140 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:48,606 Over by the window. Come on, march. 141 00:07:49,271 --> 00:07:50,218 Where's Daisy? 142 00:07:51,217 --> 00:07:52,206 I don't know. 143 00:07:52,676 --> 00:07:53,958 How am I supposed to know that? 144 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,887 How am I to know everything? 145 00:07:56,051 --> 00:07:57,333 I can't remember everything. 146 00:07:57,546 --> 00:07:58,830 I can't remember anything. 147 00:07:58,893 --> 00:08:01,606 How should I know? Back the fuck up, Roxy. Jesus fucking christ. 148 00:08:02,308 --> 00:08:03,276 Where is she? 149 00:08:03,628 --> 00:08:04,576 Bathroom. 150 00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:06,409 You hitting the bottle already? 151 00:08:06,501 --> 00:08:07,397 Coffee. 152 00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:08,621 Irish? 153 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,038 I'm English. 154 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,809 So what's the deal with daisy and this Ray guy? 155 00:08:12,891 --> 00:08:14,053 That dead and buried? 156 00:08:15,967 --> 00:08:16,891 God damn it. 157 00:08:17,151 --> 00:08:19,148 These are my favorite pants, my shirt... 158 00:08:19,214 --> 00:08:20,918 What the fuck is the matter with you? 159 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:22,660 I'm terribly, terribly sorry. 160 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:25,719 Is that necessary? 161 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:28,384 Saliva has enzymes, breaks the shit down. 162 00:08:29,746 --> 00:08:31,615 We're over here, we're over here. 163 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:36,545 That a girl. 164 00:08:36,648 --> 00:08:37,841 How'd the early reap go, huh? 165 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,596 Good. Militant. Depressing. 166 00:08:41,415 --> 00:08:42,520 Another young one? 167 00:08:42,633 --> 00:08:44,722 Yeah. Strong and motivated. 168 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,323 Reaping a winner makes me feel like a loser. 169 00:08:47,395 --> 00:08:49,555 I mean, I'm not a loser, I'm just... 170 00:08:49,623 --> 00:08:52,725 you know... alone and dead. 171 00:08:53,478 --> 00:08:55,658 Did anyone here ever serve in the military? 172 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,313 No, nobody here did. 173 00:08:57,409 --> 00:08:59,550 I think Daisy serviced the army. 174 00:09:00,734 --> 00:09:02,157 I don't care for that kind of joke. 175 00:09:02,234 --> 00:09:04,112 You are that kind of joke. 176 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,196 And since when are you Daisy's defender? 177 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:07,072 Since always. 178 00:09:07,189 --> 00:09:10,626 Where is daisy, anyway? She's in some serious, fucking trouble. 179 00:09:10,732 --> 00:09:12,259 - She didn't do it. - Do what? 180 00:09:12,356 --> 00:09:14,061 She didn't do that what you said she did. 181 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:16,575 Well, somebody tracked mud in the house, and it wasn't me. 182 00:09:16,678 --> 00:09:18,341 And a good morning to you all. 183 00:09:18,422 --> 00:09:20,420 Yes, it's a jolly good day, isn't it? 184 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,172 Yeah. 185 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:22,765 Give her your chair. 186 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,681 What the jolly hell is up with you two? 187 00:09:27,085 --> 00:09:29,948 All right, that's enough. I was bowling, all weekend. 188 00:09:30,035 --> 00:09:31,544 I'm in a bowling league. Did you know that? 189 00:09:31,623 --> 00:09:34,147 I'm a bowling league, and you can ask my fucking friend, Lester. 190 00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:35,412 Why would I do that? 191 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:36,942 For you... 192 00:09:38,197 --> 00:09:38,883 You. 193 00:09:40,328 --> 00:09:41,330 And for you. 194 00:09:43,688 --> 00:09:45,267 The post-it is purple. 195 00:09:45,374 --> 00:09:47,438 I have multiples. What's that about? 196 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:48,616 Affirmative action. 197 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:49,875 Hardy-har-har. 198 00:09:50,077 --> 00:09:51,923 You'd better hope coffee comes out of these pants. 199 00:09:51,969 --> 00:09:54,304 These I value a little bit more than you, my friend. 200 00:09:56,004 --> 00:09:57,801 My post-it is purple. 201 00:09:59,936 --> 00:10:01,289 You're on my list, Mason. 202 00:10:02,885 --> 00:10:05,318 What list? Wha-wha-wha-- what list? 203 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:08,984 My reap this morning asked me what I did on my last day on earth. 204 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:12,167 My answer was so fucking boring, I could have died... 205 00:10:12,856 --> 00:10:13,730 again. 206 00:10:13,836 --> 00:10:15,491 - Why, what was it? - I filed. 207 00:10:15,568 --> 00:10:16,884 Isn't that what you do now? 208 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,998 If I had known it was my last day on earth, I would have... 209 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,632 I have no idea. 210 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,542 Would you have gotten really drunk and high? 211 00:10:25,614 --> 00:10:26,239 No. 212 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:28,527 I would've found that bitch that killed me, and I would have-- 213 00:10:28,573 --> 00:10:29,545 Killed her? 214 00:10:30,145 --> 00:10:31,317 Punished her. 215 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,807 Big time. 216 00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:34,457 I would've gotten engaged. 217 00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:38,300 I always wanted someone to slip a pretty little diamond ring on my finger. 218 00:10:38,609 --> 00:10:40,410 I've got a purple post-it. 219 00:10:40,513 --> 00:10:43,559 Purple was my favorite color when I was a kid. 220 00:10:43,637 --> 00:10:47,205 Purple is the color of royalty and extravagance. 221 00:10:47,465 --> 00:10:49,967 Have you guys ever had a purple post-it? Have you guys-- 222 00:10:50,089 --> 00:10:51,970 Just ask Rube about it. 223 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:52,597 I will. 224 00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:53,640 - Don't. - I won't. 225 00:10:53,764 --> 00:10:55,787 Daisy, you tracked mud in the house. 226 00:10:55,874 --> 00:10:58,131 What were you doing that was so muddy? 227 00:10:58,238 --> 00:10:59,083 Bowling! 228 00:11:00,205 --> 00:11:01,286 I'll clean it up. 229 00:11:01,531 --> 00:11:03,757 I'm leaving. Okay? 230 00:11:07,505 --> 00:11:08,868 There's no milk left. 231 00:11:09,615 --> 00:11:11,048 I've got a purple post-it. 232 00:11:11,299 --> 00:11:13,108 Nothing lasts forever. 233 00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:17,165 This was a lesson I learned over and over again... 234 00:11:17,951 --> 00:11:19,175 At Happy Time, 235 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,919 at a temp agency, people definitely ncome and go. 236 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,750 In fact, most days, you can't swing a dead cat 237 00:11:24,796 --> 00:11:26,849 without hitting a fucking goodbye party. 238 00:11:27,705 --> 00:11:29,988 Another office farewell, Delores? 239 00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:32,429 Yeah, can you believe Brian is leaving us already? 240 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:36,009 - Only the good go so quickly. - You don't have to tell me. 241 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,303 Nice save, Millie. 242 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,443 Yeah, that could've been ugly. 243 00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:48,687 Yeah, "the attack of the killer pinata." 244 00:11:50,029 --> 00:11:52,496 Misty, can you get me my stepladder, pumpkin? 245 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,923 Pumpkin? She's your pumpkin? 246 00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:56,888 Nice hustle, Misty. 247 00:11:57,156 --> 00:11:58,195 Team player. 248 00:11:58,446 --> 00:12:00,847 So, Millie, can you help me with the party prep? 249 00:12:00,893 --> 00:12:04,226 I know it's not really your thing, but that bean dip isn't going to layer itself. 250 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:08,051 Delores, don't you think just a good hearty handshake 251 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,371 and "get out" would be good enough? 252 00:12:10,447 --> 00:12:11,230 Millie... 253 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:15,055 Brian is hanging up his happy-time hat and riding off into the sunset, 254 00:12:15,117 --> 00:12:17,164 and I expect the appropriate show of emotion. 255 00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,322 I'm sorry, Delores. 256 00:12:18,388 --> 00:12:22,325 I just can't get it up for every Tom, Dick and Brian who decide to move on. 257 00:12:22,536 --> 00:12:24,466 Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say. 258 00:12:24,563 --> 00:12:27,578 Well, if it makes a difference, I'm really going to miss you. 259 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,256 Uh... Misty, that's not Brian. 260 00:12:34,010 --> 00:12:36,714 Oh... sorry. 261 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,712 Shame on you, Ron. 262 00:12:41,316 --> 00:12:42,432 I'm Brian. 263 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,664 And I'm really going to miss you too, Misty. 264 00:12:46,937 --> 00:12:47,922 Thank you. 265 00:12:52,221 --> 00:12:54,413 Look, Millie, I really need your help. 266 00:12:54,459 --> 00:12:55,580 I've got a lunch date, and I need 267 00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:58,284 to get things ready quickly, so can you pretend to care? 268 00:12:58,346 --> 00:13:00,230 What kind of lunch date? 269 00:13:00,307 --> 00:13:02,437 Love.com. I'm back on line, Millie. 270 00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:03,792 His name is Lionel. 271 00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:06,721 Smart, driven, types like a jackal. 272 00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:10,270 Well, I'm really happy for you, Delores. 273 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:14,197 I just don't wt to look back one day and say "what if..." 274 00:13:14,305 --> 00:13:15,041 No. 275 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:20,054 As in what if you went out to lunch one day and never came back? 276 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:25,097 It was almost enough to make you understand the stupid fuss over goodbye parties... 277 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,498 Almost. 278 00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:29,220 Go, sea turtles! 279 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,438 Why am I here with you? 280 00:13:30,494 --> 00:13:31,320 Hold this. 281 00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:33,177 Oh, what, so I'm the coffee bloody table? 282 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,488 If I say so. 283 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:38,343 What is this, cricket, tennis, football? 284 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,048 Who are you people, folks? 285 00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:41,081 We're sea turtles! 286 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,289 Sea turtles, yeah! 287 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,314 Fucking hell! 288 00:13:44,386 --> 00:13:47,011 Give em a little rah, rah, rah while I reap, reap, reap. 289 00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:50,401 Wait here. 290 00:14:04,204 --> 00:14:05,935 Sea turtles freak me out. 291 00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:06,963 Me too. 292 00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:11,936 A friend of mine was swimming across this creek 293 00:14:11,992 --> 00:14:14,118 and got his balls snapped off by a sea turtle. 294 00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:19,908 Sea creatures don't swim in the creek. They swim in the sea. 295 00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,345 Well, these are scary little fuckers, dude. 296 00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:23,201 Devious. 297 00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:26,484 The interesting part of that story 298 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,272 is that your friend got his nuts clamped 299 00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:32,227 by a creature, a sea creature. 300 00:14:32,478 --> 00:14:33,973 I drive better when I'm high. 301 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,192 I'll bet you do. 302 00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:41,734 Bye. 303 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,712 Hey, you never told me went happened to Daisy and Ray. 304 00:14:49,769 --> 00:14:50,853 Like, post-mortem. 305 00:14:52,303 --> 00:14:54,197 Finished... ended, period. 306 00:14:55,031 --> 00:14:56,686 I thought she was in love. 307 00:14:57,756 --> 00:15:01,370 Go, sea turtles. Yeah, you kill them. 308 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,630 She dumped him. 309 00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:03,694 Why? 310 00:15:03,766 --> 00:15:05,440 She's secretly in love with me. 311 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,082 Now, that I do not follow. 312 00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:10,735 Go, turtles. 313 00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:11,584 Snap! 314 00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,487 What do you want to do today? We're all alone. 315 00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:50,059 You know what this means... 316 00:15:50,154 --> 00:15:51,679 Rocky road, your favorite. 317 00:15:52,678 --> 00:15:53,455 Reggie. 318 00:15:54,647 --> 00:15:55,853 J.D, shh. 319 00:16:01,411 --> 00:16:02,694 Reggie, can you open up? 320 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,274 - Hi, mrs. Henican. - Hi. Call me Claire. 321 00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:09,645 Why? 322 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,121 Because I asked you to, dear. 323 00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:12,538 I didn't see your mom come home, 324 00:16:12,616 --> 00:16:15,881 and I heard the music, and I just wondered if everything was all right. 325 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,563 She's visiting my grandma, and I'm allowed to be alone. 326 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,875 She'll be home tonight. 327 00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,747 Oh, no. Should he be eating that? 328 00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:24,299 Dogs don't do well with chocolate. 329 00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:25,856 It's low-fat. 330 00:16:26,282 --> 00:16:28,671 Sweetheart, I know how painful divorce can be, 331 00:16:28,749 --> 00:16:31,903 so if you ever feel isolated, you knock on my door. 332 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,895 Just don't take my toilet seat. 333 00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:37,065 Can you close the gate behind you so J.D. doesn't get out? 334 00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:40,899 Are you sure you want to let him eat that? It's very bad for dogs. 335 00:16:40,996 --> 00:16:42,435 Thanks for stopping by, Claire. 336 00:16:57,297 --> 00:16:59,371 - What kind of food is this? - Frontier. 337 00:16:59,532 --> 00:17:02,936 I was up all night simmering these franks and beans. 338 00:17:03,274 --> 00:17:06,749 Had a real scare with Murray and a teenie piece of weenie. 339 00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:08,470 Had to heimlich the poor guy. 340 00:17:09,317 --> 00:17:10,775 Crystal, how are the beans? 341 00:17:10,851 --> 00:17:11,517 Great. 342 00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:13,893 Brian... 343 00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:15,071 Millie. 344 00:17:15,193 --> 00:17:17,972 Brian, it's supposed to be a surprise. Get out. 345 00:17:18,499 --> 00:17:19,221 Right. 346 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,722 Sorry, Delores. 347 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,118 I just wanted to say thank you. 348 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,136 You know, when I left pizza hut, 349 00:17:25,202 --> 00:17:29,028 all they gave me was a small meat lover's supreme and my name tag. 350 00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:32,499 This means so much to me. 351 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:34,721 Okay, I'm gonna... 352 00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:38,484 - He's so full of shit. - And why so cynical? 353 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:39,851 Because he's a turd. 354 00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:46,738 What do you have against Brian? 355 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,247 Because when I first met him... 356 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:51,903 He... here's how he shook my hand. Pretend you're me. 357 00:17:53,185 --> 00:17:54,449 Exactly. 358 00:17:54,719 --> 00:17:56,435 Ever since then, I haven't trusted him. 359 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,892 And you know what they say about people with weak handshakes? 360 00:17:59,056 --> 00:17:59,911 Small gloves? 361 00:17:59,989 --> 00:18:01,001 Don't trust them. 362 00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:02,650 You know what, Millie... 363 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:08,012 people have one chance to make a first impression and one chance to make a last. 364 00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:11,115 The way we say goodbye to people matters. 365 00:18:11,196 --> 00:18:12,537 People remember their last day, 366 00:18:12,584 --> 00:18:15,518 and Brian is going to remember his, and you can be a part of it or not. 367 00:18:16,997 --> 00:18:18,697 Clammy handshakes... 368 00:18:18,938 --> 00:18:20,667 give me the fucking creeps. 369 00:18:23,356 --> 00:18:24,535 Nice, Crystal. 370 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:27,407 Dry, strong, trustworthy, loyal. 371 00:18:33,539 --> 00:18:36,817 What is on your hand? Motor oil? Peanut butter. 372 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:38,630 That is one filthy paw. 373 00:18:38,746 --> 00:18:40,626 Come on, it's only blood, it's not like it's mine. 374 00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:43,089 Kiffany, Kiffany, Kiffany, please read it. 375 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:44,643 No. 376 00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:47,380 George says that you're a palm reader. 377 00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:49,166 You know, she said that you're... 378 00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:53,016 - Psychotic. - I'm not psychic.. 379 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:54,762 I think you are. 380 00:18:55,132 --> 00:18:57,241 - I have tables. - I'll give you 10 bucks. 381 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,350 You only have two in your pocket. 382 00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:07,542 Wow. Is it my last day? 383 00:19:07,665 --> 00:19:10,562 If I don't take care of my customers, it's going to be mine. 384 00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:45,769 On your last day on Earth, 385 00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:48,497 they say you'll see a crescent moon in the daylight. 386 00:19:48,995 --> 00:19:50,322 You see a crescent moon? 387 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,408 All I see is the same old overcast sky. 388 00:20:11,472 --> 00:20:13,136 Open up, police. 389 00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:15,910 Roxy. 390 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:18,931 Don't do that. 391 00:20:21,363 --> 00:20:23,539 To what do I owe the forced entry? 392 00:20:25,353 --> 00:20:26,590 Police business. 393 00:20:28,316 --> 00:20:31,265 That is quite an impressive guy you were seeing. 394 00:20:32,253 --> 00:20:35,125 Fraud, assault, bad haircut. 395 00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:40,204 Yeah, so he was a bad guy. 396 00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:43,174 He's gone. Who cares? 397 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:46,113 The people at his job care. They reported him missing. 398 00:20:46,902 --> 00:20:48,919 Well, then he's no longer a threat to me. 399 00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:50,167 I never said he was. 400 00:20:50,455 --> 00:20:51,736 I'm done with him. 401 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:56,010 If you don't mind, I'd like to catch up on my magazines, so... 402 00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:00,351 Looks like dried blood. 403 00:21:00,429 --> 00:21:02,174 We inherited this house from Mason, 404 00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:04,627 and he inherited it from a dead woman, so... 405 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,262 that must have been where she died. 406 00:21:06,389 --> 00:21:07,305 Yeah, maybe. 407 00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:11,181 You leave it there long enough, it'll last forever. 408 00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:14,458 That rug's been there a long time, Roxy. 409 00:21:18,395 --> 00:21:19,752 Haven't we all? 410 00:21:20,858 --> 00:21:22,061 See you around. 411 00:21:27,402 --> 00:21:28,780 It's time. 412 00:21:29,051 --> 00:21:32,961 Who would like to tell Brian there's a "package" for him? 413 00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:33,827 I would. 414 00:21:33,941 --> 00:21:37,109 I would love to tell Brian there's a package waiting for him to unwrap. 415 00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:39,322 Millie... you tell him. 416 00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:44,523 I don't know why I had such a big bug up my ass about Brian's farewell party. 417 00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:47,846 Maybe it's because I was regretting my own last day. 418 00:21:48,087 --> 00:21:53,994 Maybe it's because... he was stealing Delores' wallet. 419 00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:57,646 - I was just looking for a pen. - In Delores' wallet? 420 00:21:58,645 --> 00:21:59,831 Look, a pterodactyl! 421 00:22:00,175 --> 00:22:02,335 Please tell me I didn't just fall for that. 422 00:22:23,984 --> 00:22:25,204 Man down! 423 00:22:25,307 --> 00:22:27,618 Millie... what is going on? 424 00:22:27,962 --> 00:22:29,196 Why don't you ask... 425 00:22:30,018 --> 00:22:31,026 Brian! 426 00:22:32,657 --> 00:22:33,696 She attacked me. 427 00:22:33,942 --> 00:22:35,779 He was trying to steal your wallet. 428 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,426 No, no, I wasn't. 429 00:22:38,571 --> 00:22:42,175 Have you ever heard the sound of a rib cracking, Brian? 430 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,951 - It sounds real cool. - I stole it, I stole it. 431 00:22:47,669 --> 00:22:51,810 Delores was trying to do something nice for you, and you took advantage of her. 432 00:22:57,837 --> 00:22:59,204 I'm diabetic. 433 00:23:00,515 --> 00:23:01,857 So the hell what? 434 00:23:03,571 --> 00:23:04,544 I don't know. 435 00:23:05,046 --> 00:23:08,916 - May I do the honors, Delores? - Please, but watch the language. 436 00:23:09,352 --> 00:23:13,826 Get the f out before I kick your f-in' a again. 437 00:23:20,393 --> 00:23:22,650 You know, Delores, you think you know someone... 438 00:23:22,726 --> 00:23:23,908 I know. 439 00:23:24,415 --> 00:23:26,720 I had no idea he was a diabetic. 440 00:23:26,775 --> 00:23:28,734 I would have gotten him a special cake. 441 00:23:32,772 --> 00:23:34,267 Mom is going to be so pissed. 442 00:23:35,725 --> 00:23:37,763 Yeah, too much ice cream. 443 00:23:45,228 --> 00:23:47,563 Oh! J.D! 444 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,304 Oh, I'm going to be in so much trouble. 445 00:23:49,355 --> 00:23:51,357 Come on, you're going outside. Now. 446 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,814 How much? 447 00:24:03,072 --> 00:24:06,236 I'm not going to let that go for any less than $20. 448 00:24:06,298 --> 00:24:08,024 That's sentimental value, that is. 449 00:24:08,351 --> 00:24:10,030 It really is, it means a lot to me. 450 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:11,960 All right, $15... 451 00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:16,364 Bloody hell, you drive a hard bargain... $10, hand it over. 452 00:24:17,004 --> 00:24:18,653 And smile once in a while. 453 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,528 Come on, you lovely people, get your bargains, everything must go. 454 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,936 - Hello, father. - Hello. 455 00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:25,769 How much for the incense burner? 456 00:24:26,302 --> 00:24:29,517 For you, father, that incense burner... $5.00. 457 00:24:29,624 --> 00:24:30,915 May the lord bake with you. 458 00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:35,935 - Would you bless me? - I don't think so. 459 00:24:37,901 --> 00:24:39,092 That seems fair. 460 00:24:40,617 --> 00:24:43,019 - Excuse me... - Coming, madame. 461 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:44,273 Hello. 462 00:24:44,396 --> 00:24:46,295 So, what are these holes? 463 00:24:46,382 --> 00:24:49,162 Oh, is a really, really bloody funny story, right... 464 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,410 They're actually gunshot wounds, and... 465 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:53,643 Actually, that's really sad. 466 00:24:54,047 --> 00:24:55,611 I've got a really good deal for you. 467 00:24:55,686 --> 00:24:57,985 I'm going to give you all this set for $50. 468 00:24:58,138 --> 00:25:01,144 And...bargain of the century, I'm going to throw in... 469 00:25:01,231 --> 00:25:03,575 Ta-dah! The kitchen guillotine. 470 00:25:03,637 --> 00:25:05,341 Now, it slices, it dices, 471 00:25:05,408 --> 00:25:07,364 it'll cut your bloody hand off it will, yeah? 472 00:25:08,961 --> 00:25:09,637 No? 473 00:25:10,159 --> 00:25:11,215 Come on. 474 00:25:11,819 --> 00:25:13,156 If it makes you feel any better, 475 00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:17,159 this bloke who was murdered on this mattress was really lovely, he was. 476 00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:18,838 What is this? What are you doing? 477 00:25:19,689 --> 00:25:21,204 Uh, having a lawn sale. 478 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:22,658 It's my lawn. 479 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:26,150 Since when was it illegal to have a lawn sale on somebody else's lawn? 480 00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:27,491 Since forever. 481 00:25:28,264 --> 00:25:28,951 Really? 482 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,976 I'll give you the whole lot for $250. 483 00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,357 I am calling the police. 484 00:25:36,425 --> 00:25:37,582 I don't need this shit. 485 00:25:57,638 --> 00:25:59,487 Well, cake looked good. 486 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,023 What kind was it? 487 00:26:01,765 --> 00:26:02,932 German chocolate. 488 00:26:03,034 --> 00:26:06,103 - They had coconut in Dodge City? - I'm on a budget, Millie. 489 00:26:06,239 --> 00:26:12,103 And german chocolate is more than that diabetic p-r-i-c-k deserved. 490 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,347 At least he didn't get the money. 491 00:26:13,418 --> 00:26:14,806 It's not about the money. 492 00:26:14,913 --> 00:26:16,639 It just wasn't the goodbye that I had in mind 493 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:19,793 when Murray and I we up slaving over this frosting last night. 494 00:26:20,586 --> 00:26:21,578 One of these days, 495 00:26:21,631 --> 00:26:23,643 I'm going to bake a cake with your name on it. 496 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:26,510 Oh... I don't know. 497 00:26:26,639 --> 00:26:28,046 I can't bear to think about it. 498 00:26:30,484 --> 00:26:34,788 I was beginning to understand why we mark every coming and going with a party. 499 00:26:35,087 --> 00:26:38,005 We do it to sugar coat the whole moving on thing. 500 00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:39,182 I mean, 501 00:26:39,587 --> 00:26:43,878 why say an actual goodbye to someone when it's so much easier to just eat cake? 502 00:26:44,184 --> 00:26:44,952 Hello. 503 00:26:46,392 --> 00:26:49,510 What are you doing here? And how did you get cake? 504 00:26:49,627 --> 00:26:50,287 Crystal. 505 00:26:53,171 --> 00:26:53,726 Hello. 506 00:26:58,342 --> 00:26:59,453 Why are you here? 507 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,147 I came to see your lovely face. 508 00:27:01,317 --> 00:27:03,999 I have work to do, Mason. What do you need, money? 509 00:27:04,604 --> 00:27:07,875 Of course, I need money, but that's not why I'm here. 510 00:27:07,997 --> 00:27:10,861 For what? Drugs? Booze? Drugs and booze? 511 00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:11,869 No, actually, I want-- 512 00:27:12,043 --> 00:27:15,381 Seriously, Mason, you're not supposed to be here, so... go away! 513 00:27:15,525 --> 00:27:16,309 God. 514 00:27:20,323 --> 00:27:22,032 Actually, you know what? I'm going to stay. 515 00:27:22,165 --> 00:27:25,181 And I want to say something to you, and you've got to listen... please. 516 00:27:26,307 --> 00:27:30,818 You know, this morning, when you said you spend your last day on earth, 517 00:27:30,886 --> 00:27:33,569 your very, very last day on earth... stapling? 518 00:27:33,675 --> 00:27:34,679 Filing. 519 00:27:35,038 --> 00:27:36,665 My god, that's even worse. 520 00:27:37,008 --> 00:27:38,648 You said you regretted it, didn't you? 521 00:27:38,704 --> 00:27:40,428 Yeah, of course. Who gives a shit? 522 00:27:41,044 --> 00:27:42,707 By god, I give a shit. 523 00:27:42,809 --> 00:27:46,531 Rube tells us to be on the periphery, to keep away from... things. 524 00:27:46,593 --> 00:27:47,863 Keep our distance from... 525 00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:49,624 life... 526 00:27:50,479 --> 00:27:51,780 our families. 527 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,490 Yeah? 528 00:27:54,078 --> 00:27:55,640 God, it's nonsense. 529 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,529 You get close. 530 00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:03,044 You get close to everybody that ever meant anything to you. 531 00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:05,132 Have you been drinking? 532 00:28:05,615 --> 00:28:07,589 Of course, I've bloody been drinking. 533 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:08,973 And it's last call. 534 00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:11,538 You've got to... 535 00:28:11,947 --> 00:28:13,930 you've got to drink up while you still can. 536 00:28:20,662 --> 00:28:22,413 I really love you, Georgie. 537 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,105 It's going to be all right. 538 00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:29,135 Come on, go for a ride. 539 00:28:34,936 --> 00:28:37,938 I don't exactly know what Mason was talking about, 540 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,957 why he said I should get close to people... 541 00:28:41,658 --> 00:28:44,272 why he told me he loved me... 542 00:28:46,263 --> 00:28:48,489 maybe it was just the booze talking-- 543 00:28:48,924 --> 00:28:50,798 "in vino veritas." 544 00:28:54,962 --> 00:28:58,283 I just knew it was time to check in with my old life. 545 00:29:07,576 --> 00:29:08,703 J.D. 546 00:29:09,129 --> 00:29:11,125 I knew it was time to go home. 547 00:29:11,365 --> 00:29:12,298 Where are you? 548 00:29:14,345 --> 00:29:15,333 Here, boy. 549 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,658 It's time to come home. 550 00:29:22,368 --> 00:29:23,624 I'm not here. 551 00:29:24,391 --> 00:29:27,418 Well, that's strange, because I can hear your voice, my darling. 552 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:32,747 You can't hear me. You're hearing voices in your head. 553 00:29:35,136 --> 00:29:37,637 That, my dear, is so bloody true it's scary. 554 00:29:37,812 --> 00:29:39,295 Not today, Mason. 555 00:29:40,188 --> 00:29:44,712 Today is the day it has to be, I'm afraid. 556 00:29:44,943 --> 00:29:46,166 Can I have a drink? Thanks. 557 00:29:50,110 --> 00:29:51,855 Roxy knows about Ray. 558 00:29:52,843 --> 00:29:55,020 Shit. How the hell does she know? 559 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,340 Well, she's smart. 560 00:29:57,287 --> 00:29:58,318 I think she knows something. 561 00:29:58,388 --> 00:30:01,603 I think someone knows something. 562 00:30:01,798 --> 00:30:04,671 I don't bloody care. The deed is done. 563 00:30:04,747 --> 00:30:05,760 You should care, Mason. 564 00:30:05,843 --> 00:30:07,108 It was a death without a post-it. 565 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:09,279 We've let loose some kind of evil. 566 00:30:11,408 --> 00:30:12,653 All right, Daisy. 567 00:30:19,006 --> 00:30:19,924 Look at me. 568 00:30:22,837 --> 00:30:23,780 I did it. 569 00:30:24,777 --> 00:30:25,841 And you didn't. 570 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,120 Well, someone's going to pay. 571 00:30:29,415 --> 00:30:31,381 You are so beautiful to look at. 572 00:30:32,637 --> 00:30:34,976 And unlucky to know. 573 00:30:48,507 --> 00:30:50,977 - That's an engagement ring. - Yeah. 574 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,458 You wanted one, so I got it for you. 575 00:30:56,544 --> 00:31:00,038 You wanted to put it on your little finger on your last day, so... 576 00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:01,713 here it is. 577 00:31:02,952 --> 00:31:04,825 Are you trying to humiliate me? 578 00:31:05,384 --> 00:31:06,157 No. 579 00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:08,687 Never. 580 00:31:10,376 --> 00:31:12,624 This is a token, Daisy, 581 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,948 it is a token from me, from my heart. 582 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:17,063 To you. You. 583 00:31:17,765 --> 00:31:20,242 There's something permanent in this bloody world. 584 00:31:27,314 --> 00:31:29,161 Mason, I'm not this girl. 585 00:31:32,396 --> 00:31:33,780 I won't fall in love. 586 00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:35,932 I won't get married. 587 00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:38,045 I won't grow old with someone. 588 00:31:39,152 --> 00:31:40,789 Not with you or anyone. 589 00:31:46,263 --> 00:31:47,891 So I don't want your ring. 590 00:31:50,249 --> 00:31:52,248 And I will never, ever take it back. 591 00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:04,255 Please go. 592 00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:27,767 J.D. 593 00:32:28,187 --> 00:32:29,616 I would never grow up, 594 00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:31,764 and I would never get old, 595 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:33,797 but my sister... 596 00:32:34,724 --> 00:32:35,964 she was changing-- 597 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,579 growing taller, moving on-- 598 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,990 and it was kind of comforting. 599 00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:44,702 Death may have found me, 600 00:32:45,241 --> 00:32:46,582 but she seemed okay. 601 00:32:48,491 --> 00:32:50,402 Hey, Charlie. 602 00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:51,748 Toilet-seat girl. 603 00:32:52,495 --> 00:32:53,208 Funny. 604 00:32:53,894 --> 00:32:55,035 What are you doing here? 605 00:32:55,230 --> 00:32:56,024 You know... 606 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:57,309 my job. 607 00:33:01,036 --> 00:33:01,799 No. 608 00:33:03,411 --> 00:33:04,717 Look, I'll give you money. 609 00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:08,148 Come on, kid, what do you want? You can't do this. 610 00:33:08,747 --> 00:33:09,649 Too late. 611 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,686 J.D. 612 00:33:35,331 --> 00:33:36,886 I shouldn't have come here. 613 00:33:38,618 --> 00:33:40,292 This was all my fault. 614 00:33:52,703 --> 00:33:54,194 Well, this is it then. 615 00:34:30,014 --> 00:34:31,391 My dog died. 616 00:34:31,635 --> 00:34:32,967 You don't have a dog. 617 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:35,629 My family's dog died. 618 00:34:35,778 --> 00:34:37,334 You don't have a family. 619 00:34:37,412 --> 00:34:38,804 Shut up, daisy. 620 00:34:40,155 --> 00:34:41,435 It's just, um... 621 00:34:43,229 --> 00:34:45,926 it's that kind of day. So your dog died. 622 00:34:46,095 --> 00:34:48,338 I don't even know why I went back home. 623 00:34:48,905 --> 00:34:51,108 Because Mason told me to. 624 00:34:51,332 --> 00:34:53,770 You shouldn't listen to Mason. Mason doesn't know anything. 625 00:34:54,062 --> 00:34:55,623 It's all my fault. 626 00:34:56,847 --> 00:34:58,244 I don't think it is. 627 00:35:00,424 --> 00:35:02,003 Well, then, whose fault is it? 628 00:35:02,336 --> 00:35:03,472 Probably mine. 629 00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:09,601 What is that? 630 00:35:09,698 --> 00:35:11,849 Go away. Ray, go away! 631 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:14,440 Daisy, why is there a graveling? 632 00:35:14,736 --> 00:35:16,145 Mason killed Ray. 633 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:18,674 So Mason had his post-it? 634 00:35:19,445 --> 00:35:21,710 No one had a post-it. There was no post-it. 635 00:35:22,129 --> 00:35:25,311 And bad things have been happening today, and it's all my fault. 636 00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:28,319 So I'm sorry about your dog, babe. It's my fault. 637 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,452 What can I do for you, sweetie? 638 00:35:39,082 --> 00:35:39,851 Nothing. 639 00:35:41,730 --> 00:35:43,080 How about some ice cream? 640 00:35:45,263 --> 00:35:47,730 No. I want mom. 641 00:35:48,667 --> 00:35:50,029 She'll be back soon. 642 00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:53,414 She's gonna kill me. 643 00:35:54,316 --> 00:35:56,103 No one's killing anyone. 644 00:35:56,834 --> 00:35:58,724 It's not your fault, sweetie. 645 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,491 It's Claire's fault. 646 00:36:04,003 --> 00:36:05,276 Claire from next door? 647 00:36:07,054 --> 00:36:08,631 She left the gate open. 648 00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:12,932 I'm gonna kill her. 649 00:36:36,374 --> 00:36:37,728 Hey there, stranger. 650 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:38,659 Hello. 651 00:36:39,474 --> 00:36:41,097 Can I interest you in the catch of the day? 652 00:36:41,476 --> 00:36:42,685 No thank you. 653 00:36:43,277 --> 00:36:45,576 But this smells good, though, whatever this is. 654 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:47,764 Well, have a seat. 655 00:36:47,943 --> 00:36:49,668 I've got lots of room, I've got lots of food. 656 00:36:51,193 --> 00:36:52,894 It's the second rule of backpacking, 657 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,361 that you always bring enough for a friend. 658 00:36:56,268 --> 00:36:57,624 What's the first rule? 659 00:36:58,014 --> 00:36:59,192 That you make a friend. 660 00:36:59,847 --> 00:37:01,336 I'm Bret Tanenbaum. 661 00:37:01,402 --> 00:37:02,923 I'm Mason. Very nice to meet you. 662 00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:06,533 Well, Mason, the house specialty tonight is chicken noodle soup, and... 663 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:09,357 well, that's it. 664 00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:12,416 Looks good. 665 00:37:13,159 --> 00:37:14,442 Are you coming or are you going? 666 00:37:15,530 --> 00:37:16,409 I'm not sure. 667 00:37:17,126 --> 00:37:17,818 Yeah. 668 00:37:18,434 --> 00:37:20,797 Sometimes, all this beauty does that to me, too. 669 00:37:22,026 --> 00:37:24,423 The great outdoors has a way of scrambling your brain. 670 00:37:25,374 --> 00:37:28,484 Bret, I've done most of my brain scrambling indoors, actually. 671 00:37:31,258 --> 00:37:32,717 Are you scared of wild animals? 672 00:37:35,348 --> 00:37:36,004 No. 673 00:37:37,279 --> 00:37:38,662 I'm not really scared of anything. 674 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,319 You should be. 675 00:37:41,632 --> 00:37:44,064 Mm. Delicious. 676 00:37:46,822 --> 00:37:48,497 No. Thank you. 677 00:37:51,465 --> 00:37:52,874 Oh, lovely. 678 00:37:54,287 --> 00:37:55,727 So you're not scared of anything? 679 00:37:55,830 --> 00:37:58,031 Well, I won't go swimming once it's dark. 680 00:37:58,549 --> 00:37:59,782 That's kind of spooky. 681 00:38:00,217 --> 00:38:01,830 Yeah, spooky, man. 682 00:38:02,302 --> 00:38:03,361 Spooky... 683 00:38:06,669 --> 00:38:09,613 What if I were to tell you this was your last day on Earth? 684 00:38:09,951 --> 00:38:11,006 What would you say? 685 00:38:12,279 --> 00:38:14,381 Well, I would say that that's a very strange question. 686 00:38:16,510 --> 00:38:17,748 What would you say? 687 00:38:19,233 --> 00:38:21,987 Well, I would say that I would sit under the wide open sky, 688 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,343 and I would fish, and 689 00:38:24,783 --> 00:38:27,123 I would go for a swim before it got dark, 690 00:38:27,323 --> 00:38:29,233 which is exactly what I'm doing today. 691 00:38:30,651 --> 00:38:32,453 It's your last day on Earth. 692 00:38:36,831 --> 00:38:39,406 Do you want to tell me what the hell you're talking about? 693 00:38:40,815 --> 00:38:42,591 It's my last day, too. 694 00:38:50,272 --> 00:38:51,747 What can I get you this evening? 695 00:38:54,271 --> 00:38:57,184 - I'll have a scotch? - Wish I could, sweetheart. 696 00:38:57,443 --> 00:38:59,109 Coffee then, please. 697 00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:03,495 I don't know how you do it. 698 00:39:03,619 --> 00:39:05,181 - Do what? - Your job. 699 00:39:05,441 --> 00:39:06,624 The scrawny one? 700 00:39:06,727 --> 00:39:08,585 He committed a lewd act today. 701 00:39:09,066 --> 00:39:09,933 On who? 702 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:12,153 A perfectly innocent coconut cake. 703 00:39:12,676 --> 00:39:14,089 I'll take care of it. 704 00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,969 Well, you know what they say. 705 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,603 You don't get to pick your family. 706 00:39:22,001 --> 00:39:22,692 No. 707 00:39:25,839 --> 00:39:28,053 There's your first initial, your last name, 708 00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:30,365 the place, and the time. That's all we get. 709 00:39:30,561 --> 00:39:32,132 That's not a lot to go on. 710 00:39:32,476 --> 00:39:33,679 No, it isn't. 711 00:39:34,878 --> 00:39:38,948 I don't know if there's a way of pointing things out quite simply. 712 00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:42,434 Because a purple post-it note tells me I'm going to die. 713 00:39:42,522 --> 00:39:43,929 No, I'm sorry, I can't believe that. 714 00:39:44,027 --> 00:39:46,694 I do not understand this, but they're not usually purple. 715 00:39:46,735 --> 00:39:48,584 This is the first one I've ever seen. They're usually yellow. 716 00:39:48,656 --> 00:39:50,171 And what do you think that means? 717 00:39:51,005 --> 00:39:52,797 Fucked if I know. 718 00:39:55,506 --> 00:39:58,915 But one thing I'm pretty sure of is that you're going to die tonight, 719 00:39:58,977 --> 00:40:00,468 and I'm so sorry. 720 00:40:02,931 --> 00:40:04,364 So how am I going to die? 721 00:40:04,441 --> 00:40:07,262 Wild animals, hunter... bad aim. 722 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:10,395 I mean how am I going to die? 723 00:40:12,264 --> 00:40:14,373 With grace, I suspect. 724 00:40:22,868 --> 00:40:23,994 What did you just do? 725 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,556 Whatever happens to you tonight, mate, 726 00:40:25,638 --> 00:40:28,177 you will not feel a thing, so don't be afraid. 727 00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:29,708 I'm not afraid. 728 00:40:30,467 --> 00:40:32,416 I just don't know what to hope for. 729 00:40:32,621 --> 00:40:34,147 Hope for another shot at it. 730 00:40:35,483 --> 00:40:38,202 A chance to do it all fucking unafraid. 731 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,344 I'm going to go for a swim. 732 00:41:39,757 --> 00:41:41,690 So what's the deal with this guy? You think he's gone? 733 00:41:41,952 --> 00:41:44,232 He's gone. Trust me. 734 00:41:44,441 --> 00:41:48,040 I do not mind saying that I did not like this guy. 735 00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:51,081 I'm thinking you'll never have to see him again. 736 00:41:52,273 --> 00:41:54,440 - Never have to see who again? - Ray. 737 00:41:54,859 --> 00:41:57,891 - He was last seen in Portland. - Portland? 738 00:41:58,197 --> 00:41:59,816 So you're off the hook, aren't you, Daisy? 739 00:41:59,959 --> 00:42:02,397 - What does that mean? - No more Ray to worry about. 740 00:42:02,656 --> 00:42:04,736 Yeah, that's right. No more Ray. 741 00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:06,068 Morning. 742 00:42:09,003 --> 00:42:10,150 Why the face? 743 00:42:10,199 --> 00:42:11,254 Leave me alone. 744 00:42:11,377 --> 00:42:12,770 Her family dog died. 745 00:42:12,908 --> 00:42:14,249 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Thanks. 746 00:42:14,315 --> 00:42:15,585 Well I'd ask you how you know that but-- 747 00:42:15,652 --> 00:42:16,687 But you won't. 748 00:42:16,758 --> 00:42:17,899 Well, maybe I'll ask you tomorrow. 749 00:42:18,155 --> 00:42:19,205 Tomorrow. 750 00:42:21,131 --> 00:42:22,866 Well you look like you're at death's door. 751 00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:25,257 - How'd your reap go? - Swimmingly. 752 00:42:26,025 --> 00:42:27,034 Lake... 753 00:42:27,219 --> 00:42:28,263 lightning... 754 00:42:30,213 --> 00:42:31,473 man... 755 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:33,398 gone in an instant. 756 00:42:33,967 --> 00:42:35,308 Better him than you. 757 00:42:35,876 --> 00:42:37,802 - Do you really think so? - I do. 758 00:42:38,011 --> 00:42:39,718 I've got a question to ask you. 759 00:42:40,346 --> 00:42:41,007 Shoot. 760 00:42:41,118 --> 00:42:42,859 You gave me a purple post-it. 761 00:42:42,942 --> 00:42:44,018 That's not a question. 762 00:42:44,150 --> 00:42:46,372 Why did you give me a purple post-it? 763 00:42:49,885 --> 00:42:51,523 They were out of yellow at office hut. 764 00:42:54,277 --> 00:42:55,128 For you. 765 00:42:56,406 --> 00:42:57,196 You. 766 00:42:58,519 --> 00:42:59,275 You. 767 00:43:03,357 --> 00:43:04,549 Have fun, kiddies. 768 00:43:09,008 --> 00:43:10,492 You should thank Roxy. 769 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,088 - Really? Why? - Just thank her. 770 00:43:15,864 --> 00:43:18,618 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 771 00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:21,485 Would you give me a ride to my reap? 772 00:43:22,299 --> 00:43:23,355 Sure. 773 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:25,694 But you have to sit in the back. 774 00:43:25,787 --> 00:43:26,662 Okay. 775 00:43:34,651 --> 00:43:35,689 I'll talk to you. 776 00:43:44,159 --> 00:43:46,998 Could you buy me a coffee, please? I've got no money. 777 00:43:48,161 --> 00:43:49,595 I haven't got anything. 778 00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:50,957 No problem. 779 00:43:51,739 --> 00:43:53,553 I have nowhere to stay... 780 00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:55,635 No problem. 781 00:43:55,985 --> 00:43:59,041 I have no idea how long I'll be staying. 782 00:43:59,789 --> 00:44:01,141 I know. 783 00:44:03,388 --> 00:44:07,857 So maybe we don't know what the exact sign will be that tells us we're moving on, 784 00:44:08,789 --> 00:44:11,140 but there will be a last reap. 785 00:44:14,587 --> 00:44:17,412 "Stop noticing," that's what Rube says. 786 00:44:18,104 --> 00:44:19,721 That's how you survive. 787 00:44:21,350 --> 00:44:22,797 But Mason's right, 788 00:44:23,136 --> 00:44:24,867 what Rube says is bullshit. 789 00:44:26,361 --> 00:44:29,645 You should get close to everything you care about. 790 00:44:32,864 --> 00:44:34,395 Things come and go, 791 00:44:36,483 --> 00:44:38,062 people come and go... 792 00:44:42,895 --> 00:44:45,880 and maybe some of us learn to stop caring about it. 793 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:57,057 But I keep reaching out, even though my hand keeps getting slapped away. 794 00:44:59,574 --> 00:45:01,004 When my sister was little, 795 00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:03,939 she used to close her eyes every time she wanted to hide. 796 00:45:04,558 --> 00:45:06,632 She thought that made her disappear. 797 00:45:13,034 --> 00:45:14,251 When you get older, 798 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:18,586 you learn that closing your eyes just makes it darker. 799 00:45:19,953 --> 00:45:21,567 You have to face everything, 800 00:45:22,407 --> 00:45:23,650 even death, 801 00:45:23,916 --> 00:45:25,423 if you want to grow up. 802 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:26,993 Hello, mr. 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