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Are we going to the store,
or...
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Quiet. I'm in the middle of
a Vision Beast battle of wills.
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So, it's a staring contest?
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It's not just a staring contest!
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It's a...
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Nice try, McDuck,
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but your family bickering
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will never get me to look away,
never!
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It's a staring contest.
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Excuse me, this area
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of the Duckburg Billionaires' Club
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is only for our
elite members,
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the crème de la crème,
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the finest ducks in
Duckburg!
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Oh! Is that...?
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Yup.
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Old guys, nice clubhouse
you've got here.
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Got a real "I'm so rich I don't
care how I look" quality about it.
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Rich peeps! I'm tagging us.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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Seriously? Mark Beaks?
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Founder and CEO of Waddle?
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Soon-to-be newest addition to the of
the Duckburg Billionaires' Club, come on!
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- Meh!
- And creator
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of the newest tech
innovation, Project Tahdah!
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It's everything you think it
is and nothing you're expecting.
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I'll flip you my Peep deets
so you can follow my updates.
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I don't understand
half those words.
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Whoa, weird.
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I wouldn't have thought
you successful guys
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would be so behind the times.
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Allow me to take you
to the future.
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Remix!
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Pew! Pew pew pew pew!
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Pew a-roo!
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Wait for it. Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
Wait for it!
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Ohhhhhhh!
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That was Mark Beaks!
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He's right in there!
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Oh, man, I'm almost
breathing the same air as him.
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Oh, ingenuity.
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Come on,
like I couldn't be
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a young, influential business guy?
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What?
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Oh. Oh!
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You were serious?
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It's just you're more
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the crazy, irresponsible,
fun guy
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than the serious,
brilliant, successful guy.
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You don't know!
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At least I'm not the guy
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who just reads about
people who do stuff guy.
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I could be a bigger deal than
Beaks in three years, tops!
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I'll pay for that in three
years. I am very sorry.
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♪♪
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♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪
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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
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♪ Race cars, lasers, airplanes ♪
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♪ It's a duck blur ♪
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♪ Might solve a mystery ♪
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♪ Or rewrite history ♪
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♪ Duck Tales Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ D-d-danger lurks behind you ♪
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♪ There's a stranger out to find you ♪
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♪ What to do, just grab
onto some Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do, bad and good ♪
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♪ Not phony tales nor cottontails ♪
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♪ They're Duck Tales Whoo-ooh ♪
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*DUCK TALES (2017)*
Season 01 Episode 07
Title: "The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks!"
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Keep making dat money, y'all!
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See you in $2 million and counting!
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Stuck up old money-duddies.
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Don't even have
a social media presence.
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Mr. Beaks, I'm Dewey,
future astronaut president...
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Can you sign this? You're
my hero and a genius!
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Genius? You two,
I like how much you like me!
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That shows real smarts!
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Come by the offices and
I'll hook you up with a tour.
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Maybe even an after-school job?
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Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew!
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Pew! Pew pew-pew!
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- You mean it?!
- Sure. Why not.
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Amazing sauce. I'll text you.
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Internship starts maana!
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Ach...
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What, did you say something?
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I was just grumbling.
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Well, do it louder.
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Then it's not grumbling!
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Gah, I hate this music.
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We've got to do
something about New Guy.
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I never had Lou's Pie.
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No, New Guy!
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Oh, agreed!
Let's get rid of him!
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Great. Now I want pie!
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Wait, no!
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Hah!
See you tomorrow, Flinty.
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Let's see.
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Can Do Attitude, check.
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Professional posture...
check.
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Completed checklist,
check.
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Wow, I can't believe
we get to be interns
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at Waddle for Mark Beaks!
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Yeah, I'm mostly doing it
to show off this bad boy.
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- What is that?
- Oh, this?
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It's my super serious
business briefcase.
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"What brilliant business
secrets
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is he hiding in there?"
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Who knows?!
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You can't open the lock,
can you?
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Nope.
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Welcome to Waddle,
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where imagination and
innovation
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get married and have babies!
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Digital high-five app,
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so you never get left
hanging,
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or, you know, have to
touch anyone.
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Come, roll with Beaks.
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Here are the high-impact
trampolines,
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the low-impact trampolines,
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and, of course, the
no-impact trampolines.
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Those are fun.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Slides are the new stairs.
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Ha! That's actually
pretty cool!
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If, by cool, you mean
statistically proven
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to increase employee productivity.
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Huh! This guy.
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Oh, before you ask,
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yeah, it's all made of candy.
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You're welcome.
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Ooh, wow!
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Who knew work could be
so awesome?
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Mark Beaks did. Blamo!
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He talks the way I want to live!
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Here are your official
Waddle trainee beanies.
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Congratulations, weenies!
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Oh, P.S., there's only
space for one intern,
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so one of you is going
home by the end of the day.
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Cool? Cool. Beaks out!
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One internship?!
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Well, hehe, you didn't
really want it anyway,
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so I'll just tell Mr.
Beaks to give it to me.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Sliding my way to billions?
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Licking other people's stuff?
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It's everything I never
knew I always wanted!
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I am in!
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This is about more than
just goofing around.
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Whee!
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You're doing it wrong.
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This is supposed to
be efficient, not fun.
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Whee.
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Ha! I'm about to be a billionaire!
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And when Scrooge tries
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to follow me online,
I'll block him.
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Man, you are killing it today,
Beaks!
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Sir, you can't go in there!
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Stop right there!
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Ooh, neat!
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Mr. Beaks,
allow me to introduce myself.
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Falcon Graves,
Professional Corporate Saboteur and...
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Professional is right, man!
That suit game is on point.
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As I was saying,
unfortunately for you,
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I've been hired to steal
your coveted Project Tahdah.
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What are you doing?
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I'm just updating my
status to "hostage."
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Feel like this could be
huge for my online presence.
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Oh, uh, were you not
done with your speech?
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Get me to
Research & Development.
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Hey, let him go. Aah!
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Immediately.
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Turn that nonsense off!
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I already tried.
It's impossible.
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Well, how was I supposed
to know the "On" button
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and the "Off" button
were the same button?
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Did you sleep here last night?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Who can sleep when you're
plotting against a nemesis?
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That cocky Mark Beaks
may be
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the only man
I hate as much as you!
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I know the feeling.
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So now I propose we get rid of him.
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♪♪
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Do we really need
a slideshow?
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Ha! Sweet,
naive Scroogy.
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Leave the devious planning
to the professionals.
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You're in my world now,
McDuck.
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Yeah, all right. Show
me what you've got.
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No, you're actually
on my side of the room.
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Ooh, task lists!
This is a place of dreams!
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Oh, I don't know, Dewey,
this looks like
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a whole bunch of boring
business-guy tasks.
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You're not really equipped
to handle them, so...
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And lose this internship to you?
No way!
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This place has free snow cones!
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Free snow cones!
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Thank you for calling
Waddle. Please hold.
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Thank you for calling Waddle.
Please hold. Please hold.
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- Waddle.
- Yup, yeah, no. I totally get it.
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I hate talking on the phone, too,
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so that's why I kick my
feet up, I'm leaning back...
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Who are you talking to?
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Oh, uh...
Business-man-Ning-ton-son?
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Oh, you just missed him!
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Okay. One sandwich cut
diagonally with no crusts,
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no pickles, but yes
to pickles on the side,
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so you can decide
which pickles
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- to use.
- I got pizza!
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Everybody loves pizza!
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New guy! New guy!
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But I'm also the new guy...
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There's the high-impact
trampolines,
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the low-impact trampolines...
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Mr. Beaks,
is the tour really necessary?
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Listen, Graves,
if we're gonna keep
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this hostage stuff on the DL,
I gotta act natural.
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And naturally,
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I give tours of my
awesome company!
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Must I wear the hat?
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You bet. All trainees
gotta wear the hat,
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and you are a trainee,
right?
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Boop!
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Complimentary snow cone?
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Oops, you dropped it.
Here's another.
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How 'bout blueberry?
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Ah, good call, that one
stains your mouth forever.
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- Look, see? Ahh...
- You do realize
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you're in quite
a lot of danger right now.
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I know! I'm gonna be
trending online for days!
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Hostage selfie!
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Backup phones.
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Excuse me, Mr. Beaks.
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I just tagged us together.
'Sup?
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Mr. Beaks, here's my
completed, color-coded,
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and categorized checklist.
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I even made
some categories for...
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I ordered everybody pizza.
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So who would you say is in
the lead for the internship?
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Oh, uh, I guess you're tied.
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Oh, mandatory dance break!
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Whoo-whoo!
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Pew pew! Chicka-pew!
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And, lo, he shall pay for his arrogance
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as his world crumbles around him
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and Beaks will rue the day
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he heard the name Flintheart Glomgold!
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Oh, and Scrooge McDuck, I guess.
258
00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,550
Ooh, are you finished?
259
00:10:41,617 --> 00:10:44,429
What? Every evil plot starts
260
00:10:44,496 --> 00:10:46,685
with a "Declaration of Hatred" speech.
261
00:10:46,753 --> 00:10:48,610
Oh, you have so much to learn.
262
00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:52,046
Great. Now, can we talk
about the actual plan?
263
00:10:52,104 --> 00:10:53,928
I thought you'd never ask!
264
00:10:53,995 --> 00:10:56,568
I asked several hours ago!
265
00:10:56,685 --> 00:10:57,993
Behold.
266
00:10:58,060 --> 00:10:59,993
Our scheme to destroy Beaks
267
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,899
begins with an invitation
268
00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,138
to a Billionaires'
Convention on a yacht.
269
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,916
We'll tell him we're going,
but then we won't show!
270
00:11:06,974 --> 00:11:08,002
First slam!
271
00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,086
Seems unnecessary,
272
00:11:09,153 --> 00:11:11,162
especially the part about the yacht.
273
00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:14,516
Emotionally devastated,
Beaks will seek solace
274
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,724
and drown his sorrows
at the buffet.
275
00:11:16,794 --> 00:11:19,408
A yacht and a buffet
for one person?
276
00:11:19,466 --> 00:11:20,924
I'm not paying for that.
277
00:11:20,982 --> 00:11:22,638
Fine. We'll use my yacht.
278
00:11:22,696 --> 00:11:26,110
Now, distracted by
delicious shrimp,
279
00:11:26,223 --> 00:11:29,724
Beaks won't realize he's being
sailed into an active volcano,
280
00:11:29,841 --> 00:11:31,334
where it'll get so hot
281
00:11:31,392 --> 00:11:33,119
he'll jump into the yacht's pool,
282
00:11:33,195 --> 00:11:36,395
which, unbeknownst to him,
will be filled with sharks!
283
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:37,937
Where did the sharks come from?
284
00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:39,464
I've got a great shark guy.
285
00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:41,801
Beaks will be so
terrified by the sharks,
286
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,587
he'll forget he's in a volcano
287
00:11:43,654 --> 00:11:46,505
and jump blindly into the lava!
288
00:11:46,612 --> 00:11:49,337
All while we watch from a bridge above.
289
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,122
Wait, wait, I though
we wanted to boot him
290
00:11:51,189 --> 00:11:52,750
out of our club, not kill him!
291
00:11:52,817 --> 00:11:55,402
Although you have tried
to kill me countless times,
292
00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:57,984
which usually ends up being
more annoying than deadly.
293
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,285
That's right, I'm a genius.
294
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,658
Now, pay attention,
295
00:12:00,725 --> 00:12:02,998
'cause this is where
it gets complicated.
296
00:12:03,065 --> 00:12:04,182
Ooh...
297
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,466
♪♪
298
00:12:06,571 --> 00:12:08,602
Listen, I got your
most important task yet.
299
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:11,306
Getting my 2:15 artisanal
cold-pressed coffee.
300
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,567
Now, I want almond-infused foam,
301
00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:15,035
not almonds in my foam.
302
00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:16,905
Infused foam, understood?
303
00:12:16,972 --> 00:12:18,181
Coffee with stuff,
got it!
304
00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:20,060
You don't even know
where it is!
305
00:12:25,451 --> 00:12:27,831
- Come on, come on...
- Almost there.
306
00:12:30,732 --> 00:12:32,436
Here's another XL Waddle T-shirt,
307
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,494
a bunch of Waddle yo-yos,
and a Waddle jetpack.
308
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,070
Don't try
it. It's super broken.
309
00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:38,169
Beaks, coffee! Winner!
310
00:12:38,236 --> 00:12:40,576
Oh, I... ahem. I'm
sorry, why am I getting
311
00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:42,449
my 2:15 coffee at 2:14?
312
00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:44,481
I didn't get an email
about it moving up.
313
00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:47,427
- Hello.
- Just take the coffee!
314
00:12:47,494 --> 00:12:49,708
I didn't become an almost-billionaire
315
00:12:49,775 --> 00:12:51,949
by having coffee at
random times of the day
316
00:12:52,016 --> 00:12:53,609
like some commoner!
317
00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:57,338
There's an order to
things, my order, and I...
318
00:12:57,396 --> 00:13:01,568
Mr. Beaks, I have your
2:15 coffee at exactly 2:15.
319
00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:04,861
Ooh, yummy! Man,
things got real
320
00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:06,853
for a second back there,
right?
321
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,105
How is this not very real?
322
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:10,658
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one sec.
323
00:13:10,716 --> 00:13:11,996
Kid, what's your name?
324
00:13:12,054 --> 00:13:13,326
Huey, sir.
325
00:13:13,537 --> 00:13:16,493
Ooh, don't love it.
326
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:22,423
How about brand-new
Waddle intern Huey!
327
00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:23,608
Ha-ha!
328
00:13:23,717 --> 00:13:25,753
Achieve dream. Check.
329
00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:30,512
Now, can we finally
get to Project Tahdah?
330
00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:34,516
Whoa, is that an
ironically fancy briefcase
331
00:13:34,574 --> 00:13:36,195
in my super-chill work
environment?
332
00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:37,828
Uh... yes.
333
00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:38,961
What's going on in there,
334
00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:41,071
like, brilliant business
secrets?
335
00:13:41,129 --> 00:13:42,184
You know it!
336
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,774
Very chill.
Oh, I like how you roll!
337
00:13:44,832 --> 00:13:46,727
You are my new Vice
President of Fancy Business.
338
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,454
Intern, you report to him now.
Boom.
339
00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:49,595
Beaks out!
340
00:13:49,653 --> 00:13:50,807
- What?!
- Yes!
341
00:13:50,866 --> 00:13:52,415
Faked it, maked it!
342
00:13:52,473 --> 00:13:55,129
I didn't even know this was
my life's dream until today.
343
00:13:55,199 --> 00:13:58,352
But... but... how did
I win and still lose?
344
00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:01,481
I worked so hard and had so
many completed checklists.
345
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,962
Do you need me
to get a briefcase?
346
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,283
'Cause I can go get
one and then become
347
00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:06,172
the Vice President
of Being Chill!
348
00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:08,782
'Cause I'm chill.
I'm straight chilling.
349
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,275
Like a villain, even!
350
00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:12,229
Oh, no,
Huey's broken.
351
00:14:12,296 --> 00:14:15,632
Or I could be
Chief Manager of Being Broken!
352
00:14:15,726 --> 00:14:17,582
'Cause anyone can just be anything!
353
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,656
Look at me, everybody,
354
00:14:18,714 --> 00:14:20,624
now I'm the Duke of Making a Mess!
355
00:14:22,531 --> 00:14:24,281
Watch out for the Duke!
356
00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:26,306
Mr. Beaks, is everything okay?
357
00:14:26,372 --> 00:14:28,460
Uh, this again.
358
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:33,250
Oh, I missed that last punch.
359
00:14:33,308 --> 00:14:35,176
Could you prop him
back up and do it again?
360
00:14:35,238 --> 00:14:39,050
No more games.
You're all my captives now.
361
00:14:39,158 --> 00:14:42,845
You, Vice President,
take me to Project Tahdah!
362
00:14:42,956 --> 00:14:44,548
Yes, of course. Sure.
363
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,681
Um...
364
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:49,465
Seriously? It's that way.
365
00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:51,149
It's that way.
Of course it's that way.
366
00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:54,275
Sorry, it's my first day,
but, eh, let's go this way.
367
00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:55,500
Huh!
368
00:14:57,770 --> 00:15:02,175
Welcome to the cutting edge
of the latest technology.
369
00:15:02,705 --> 00:15:04,078
See that in the air?
What is that?
370
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,365
It's called magic!
371
00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:06,947
Open the vault!
372
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:09,228
- Now!
- Ugh, fine! I'll
373
00:15:09,286 --> 00:15:11,883
"finally
take you to Project Tahdah."
374
00:15:11,941 --> 00:15:13,400
Blech! Ugh.
375
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,240
Menacing man, small children,
376
00:15:18,307 --> 00:15:21,762
prepare yourselves for
my greatest invention.
377
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,544
What? Nothing?
378
00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:31,672
Everything you think it is,
and nothing you're expecting!
379
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,166
You got the nothing part right.
380
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,368
So, Project Tahdah is a hoax?
381
00:15:35,426 --> 00:15:37,397
Tahdah!
382
00:15:37,464 --> 00:15:39,165
I build hype for a fake product,
383
00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:40,765
everyone invests in my company,
384
00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:42,730
kablam, I'm a billionaire!
385
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:45,855
This is ridiculous.
I'm calling my employer.
386
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,326
Go for Beaks.
387
00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:52,297
You've got to be kidding me!
388
00:15:52,355 --> 00:15:55,605
Why would you hire me to steal
something that doesn't exist?
389
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,696
So he gets to say
Project Tahdah was stolen,
390
00:15:58,754 --> 00:16:00,704
but he still keeps the money!
391
00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:02,416
See? Fancy Business gets it.
392
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,626
Why actually put in the hard
work of inventing something
393
00:16:05,684 --> 00:16:07,863
when I can just tell
everybody I did?
394
00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:09,676
Fake it till you make it, right?
395
00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:13,262
And become a billionaire!
396
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,520
Ba-bam! Just crossed the mark.
397
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:17,003
Aw, count them zeroes!
398
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,922
One, two, three, four, five...
399
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,104
Bah, I'm bored. You get it.
400
00:16:20,171 --> 00:16:22,254
And it's all thanks to you,
bud.
401
00:16:22,332 --> 00:16:24,223
Get over here, Selfington!
402
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,270
I can't believe I looked up to you.
403
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:33,347
You and your whole company
are as fake as Project Tahdah.
404
00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:35,367
Maybe,
but the money and the buzz
405
00:16:35,434 --> 00:16:37,698
are very, very real.
406
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,507
I just got so many followers!
407
00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:41,230
- Pah!
- Gravesy, there's a helicopter
408
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:42,418
waiting for you on the roof.
409
00:16:42,476 --> 00:16:43,777
You know what?
Keep the beanie.
410
00:16:43,851 --> 00:16:46,676
I do not like being lied to!
411
00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:49,293
Oh, this is fun. Where we going?
412
00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:50,395
To the roof...
413
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,902
So I can toss you off it!
414
00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:56,506
Oh! Mwah, mwah, mwah.
415
00:16:56,573 --> 00:16:59,719
Who loves being a pawn
in my twisted evil plots?
416
00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:02,233
You! Yes, you do!
417
00:17:02,684 --> 00:17:04,689
Why on earth should
we ever need this?
418
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,603
Well, how else is Beaks
going to know
419
00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:08,461
he's at the
Annual Carrot Festival?!
420
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,582
You clearly didn't
understand the plan.
421
00:17:10,649 --> 00:17:12,665
Let's start from the
beginning.
422
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,754
- Behold, our...
- No!
423
00:17:18,294 --> 00:17:20,498
"Backstabbing Scrooge, version 3..."
424
00:17:20,565 --> 00:17:21,668
What's this?
425
00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:23,598
Oh, I-it's nothing.
426
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,988
This whole thing is a
trap for me, isn't it?
427
00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:37,270
What?! No...
428
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,401
Of course not.
429
00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:41,230
Your new best friend
would never...
430
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,301
No, stay right there.
431
00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:49,587
Uh, heh, thank goodness you
moved at the last minute,
432
00:17:49,645 --> 00:17:52,293
or you would've been
destroyed by the axe.
433
00:17:52,351 --> 00:17:54,137
How long have you
been planning that one?
434
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,270
More than six months?
435
00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:56,337
I don't want to say.
436
00:17:56,395 --> 00:17:58,980
I can't believe
I wasted a whole day
437
00:17:59,047 --> 00:18:00,857
obsessing over
someone I don't like,
438
00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:02,349
and it nearly got me killed!
439
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,563
Who am I, you? Ugh!
440
00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:06,751
Have fun with your new nemesis.
441
00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:07,955
I'm gonna go beat you both
442
00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:10,026
by actually being a better
billionaire.
443
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,707
"Help.
Project Tahdah was stolen"
444
00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:18,842
and now I'm going
to be tossed off the roof."
445
00:18:18,909 --> 00:18:20,980
Oh, should I add a sad
face, or is that too much?
446
00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:24,793
Oh, ground.
447
00:18:25,528 --> 00:18:26,823
Dude, not cool!
448
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:29,035
- That's my last backup phone!
- Yes!
449
00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:32,027
We've gotta save Beaks.
450
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,463
Right? I mean, he's the worst,
451
00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:36,220
but it's the right thing to do.
452
00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:38,501
Why? I'm sure your biggest,
favorite friend
453
00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:41,113
will just fake his way through
it like everything else.
454
00:18:41,181 --> 00:18:44,137
Okay, first off,
that's not what BFF stands for.
455
00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:47,191
And secondly,
guys like him, guys like me,
456
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:49,571
we have to put on a show
and fake it
457
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,218
because smart guys like you
are so good at making it.
458
00:18:52,457 --> 00:18:53,898
We don't need this.
459
00:18:53,956 --> 00:18:56,918
What we need
is a checklist.
460
00:18:57,143 --> 00:18:59,373
In fact, here's a checklist
for how to get through this.
461
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,105
One, get a plan. Two,
ask Huey for a plan.
462
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:03,389
Three,
do you have a plan yet?
463
00:19:03,447 --> 00:19:05,734
'Cause honestly
I don't know how checklists work!
464
00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:07,356
I got it.
465
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:08,880
Hey, Graves, over here!
466
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,066
Wha?!
467
00:19:10,207 --> 00:19:11,957
This is dumb. I hate this plan.
468
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:16,589
Ha-ha, I win! Oh, gross!
469
00:19:16,754 --> 00:19:18,996
Your dumb fingerprints
smudged my screen.
470
00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:22,309
Now, go be Dewey.
471
00:19:23,832 --> 00:19:25,004
Aaah!
472
00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:25,987
Take this!
473
00:19:26,108 --> 00:19:27,399
And all of these!
474
00:19:31,884 --> 00:19:33,714
- Time out!
- No.
475
00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:35,668
We have to take off
these stupid hats.
476
00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:37,197
It's humiliating.
477
00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:40,004
Tight end!
478
00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:41,657
Nyah!
479
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,047
Dewey, whatever you do,
480
00:19:43,114 --> 00:19:46,160
do not tell Graves
what's in the briefcase!
481
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,202
What is in the briefcase?
482
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:50,261
Oh, this briefcase?
483
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,808
Just a bunch of fancy business
secrets, very hush-hush.
484
00:19:52,866 --> 00:19:54,765
- You see the lock?
- Give me that.
485
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,024
What's the code?
486
00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:01,209
- Try 1111.
- No.
487
00:20:01,276 --> 00:20:03,973
- Mmkay, 2222?
- No.
488
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,116
Right, of course not. 3333.
489
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:08,448
Oh, now you're just guessing.
490
00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:10,195
Have you tried
the factory default?
491
00:20:10,328 --> 00:20:13,064
Of course I have... Oh... kay.
492
00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:18,226
Doink. Ah.
493
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,883
Oh, that's it, I'm done!
494
00:20:20,992 --> 00:20:24,540
And I'm untagging myself
from all those photos!
495
00:20:24,945 --> 00:20:27,895
That's gotta be $20 million!
496
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,608
Where did you get a
briefcase full of money?
497
00:20:29,665 --> 00:20:31,576
Next to the suit of armor
in the Billionaires' Club.
498
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,307
That place needs better security.
499
00:20:33,447 --> 00:20:34,713
'Sup over here?
500
00:20:34,784 --> 00:20:36,302
Uh, we saved your life.
501
00:20:36,472 --> 00:20:38,664
Right. Hey, so obviously
I have to fire you guys
502
00:20:38,722 --> 00:20:40,543
because you know the
secret of Project Tahdah,
503
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,636
and if you tell anybody
I'll just say you're lying
504
00:20:42,703 --> 00:20:45,378
because you're mad I fired you.
Cool? Cool-cool.
505
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:50,390
"My face looks like a butt."
506
00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:52,512
And... sent.
507
00:20:52,831 --> 00:20:55,164
Seriously,
that's your big plan?
508
00:20:55,222 --> 00:20:56,726
Who even cares about what...
509
00:20:56,784 --> 00:20:58,501
It already has 1,000 likes!
510
00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:01,257
What? No! No! I can't delete it now!
511
00:21:01,392 --> 00:21:03,034
Give it back! Give it back!
512
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,370
Hah!
Me and my phone are fine!
513
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,104
We totally crushed that fall!
514
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:37,893
Aw, man!
515
00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:39,547
Letter for billionaire Mark Beaks.
516
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Aha, that's me!
517
00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:47,432
Oh, an invite to a Billionaires'
Convention on a yacht.
518
00:21:47,589 --> 00:21:50,347
Awesome town,
population Beaks.
519
00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:53,880
I still get to be a
Duckburg billionaire.
520
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:57,050
And everything that
comes with it.
521
00:21:58,737 --> 00:22:00,190
Get the sharks ready.
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