1 00:00:04,764 --> 00:00:07,537 Precision. Excellence. Men in funny hats. 2 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,768 Welcome to the Duckburg Billionaire's Club 3 00:00:09,771 --> 00:00:10,802 Golf Invitational, 4 00:00:10,805 --> 00:00:12,421 the only golf tournament to take place 5 00:00:12,424 --> 00:00:15,247 on the world's most exotic and expensive courses. 6 00:00:18,658 --> 00:00:20,403 This year sees Scrooge McDuck 7 00:00:20,406 --> 00:00:22,575 facing off against Flintheart Glomgold, 8 00:00:22,578 --> 00:00:26,767 here at scenic Moorshire, the birthplace of golf. 9 00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:30,212 I'm Huey Duck, attempting to earn my Junior Woodchuck Merit Badge 10 00:00:30,214 --> 00:00:31,457 for Sports Commentary. 11 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:33,430 I'll be here all day providing nuanced analysis... 12 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:36,584 Are you ready for some golf?! 13 00:00:36,587 --> 00:00:39,560 The badge does require a co-commentator. 14 00:00:39,563 --> 00:00:42,877 Two combatants. One hole. No rules. 15 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,539 That's not actually... Watch out! 16 00:00:44,542 --> 00:00:45,559 Aah! 17 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:51,186 Get excited, kids. Golf is in our blood! 18 00:00:51,189 --> 00:00:53,806 Your ancestor, "Black Donald" McDuck, 19 00:00:53,809 --> 00:00:55,857 actually invented the sport. 20 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:57,376 Of course, he lost so badly 21 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:58,670 that the ensuing temper tantrums 22 00:00:58,673 --> 00:01:01,748 caused King James to ban golf across all of Scotland. 23 00:01:01,751 --> 00:01:04,314 And we're... proud of that in some way? 24 00:01:04,317 --> 00:01:05,926 I dunno, man. Go-carts? 25 00:01:05,929 --> 00:01:07,503 Hitting things really hard with sticks? 26 00:01:07,506 --> 00:01:09,290 Not being grounded for said hitting? 27 00:01:09,293 --> 00:01:10,654 Sounds kind of awesome. 28 00:01:10,657 --> 00:01:12,531 It's a sport where you try not to score points 29 00:01:12,534 --> 00:01:14,589 to make it end sooner. Hard pass. 30 00:01:14,592 --> 00:01:16,017 Trust me, you'll love it. 31 00:01:16,019 --> 00:01:18,314 The quiet strategy. 32 00:01:18,317 --> 00:01:20,855 The intense focus. 33 00:01:20,857 --> 00:01:23,174 The... Aah! 34 00:01:23,176 --> 00:01:26,010 Semi-permanent hearing loss. 35 00:01:26,012 --> 00:01:28,151 Go Scrooge! Boo Glomgold! 36 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,079 Yay custom T-shirts! 37 00:01:31,251 --> 00:01:32,855 I'm glad you're excited, dear, 38 00:01:32,858 --> 00:01:35,114 but this sport requires a certain decorum. 39 00:01:35,117 --> 00:01:37,131 Everybody move! 40 00:01:39,902 --> 00:01:43,822 This lake will be used for the swimming portion of the competition. 41 00:02:39,487 --> 00:02:42,464 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 42 00:02:47,629 --> 00:02:50,447 All right, Webbigail, care to... What are you doing? 43 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:53,229 Oh, sorry. I've never been to a sport before. 44 00:02:53,232 --> 00:02:55,857 But don't worry, I'm gonna be the best fan! 45 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:57,268 Did you want to give it a go? 46 00:02:57,270 --> 00:02:59,269 I'm good. Golf clap! 47 00:02:59,272 --> 00:03:01,794 Uh, how about you, lad? Up for a... 48 00:03:01,797 --> 00:03:03,899 Hm? No. Gross. No. Not even a little. 49 00:03:03,902 --> 00:03:05,477 Are you guys kidding me? 50 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,140 A chance to learn the sport our family invented 51 00:03:08,143 --> 00:03:09,593 from the greatest player who ever lived, 52 00:03:09,595 --> 00:03:10,973 I assume because I don't follow golf? 53 00:03:10,975 --> 00:03:12,979 - I want in. - Atta boy! 54 00:03:12,982 --> 00:03:16,454 Let's hone that wildly misplaced enthusiasm, shall we? 55 00:03:16,456 --> 00:03:18,547 We'll start with your swing. 56 00:03:18,549 --> 00:03:20,669 Practice all you want, McDuck! 57 00:03:20,672 --> 00:03:22,809 You won't be winning this year. 58 00:03:22,812 --> 00:03:25,304 You say that every year, Flinty. 59 00:03:25,307 --> 00:03:28,056 And every year you go home crying. 60 00:03:28,058 --> 00:03:29,843 My eyes dry out very easily! 61 00:03:29,846 --> 00:03:34,155 But this year I'll prove that I'm the best Scottish billionaire golfer! 62 00:03:34,158 --> 00:03:36,322 I've hired the world's best player... 63 00:03:36,325 --> 00:03:38,487 to be my caddie! 64 00:03:38,490 --> 00:03:40,141 Okay, if you want to be a winner, 65 00:03:40,144 --> 00:03:41,711 just follow these three rules... 66 00:03:41,714 --> 00:03:43,313 I'm already a winner! 67 00:03:43,316 --> 00:03:45,240 Nobody tells Flintheart Glomgold what to do! 68 00:03:45,243 --> 00:03:46,984 You're fired! 69 00:03:46,986 --> 00:03:47,986 Oh! 70 00:03:51,415 --> 00:03:52,920 You there! Green one! 71 00:03:52,923 --> 00:03:54,734 How would you like the honor of caddying 72 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:57,813 under the great Flintheart Glomgold? 73 00:03:57,816 --> 00:03:58,996 Eh. 74 00:03:58,998 --> 00:04:02,166 A chance to bask in the collective glory of victory? 75 00:04:02,168 --> 00:04:03,517 Blergh. 76 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:05,336 I tip by the hole. 77 00:04:05,338 --> 00:04:07,242 Ehh, if I'm gonna be bored, 78 00:04:07,245 --> 00:04:08,531 I may as well get paid for it. 79 00:04:08,534 --> 00:04:11,621 Ha! Your own nephew's abandoning you! 80 00:04:11,624 --> 00:04:15,028 Soon, there'll be nobody left to support you... 81 00:04:19,018 --> 00:04:21,493 Sorry. Timer went off early. 82 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:27,258 Here we are, moments away from the Classic's opening coin toss. 83 00:04:27,261 --> 00:04:30,426 Glomgold now very obviously switching the official coin 84 00:04:30,429 --> 00:04:32,463 for one that has "heads" on both sides. 85 00:04:32,466 --> 00:04:34,066 Very sneaky. 86 00:04:34,069 --> 00:04:36,073 He tosses the double-headed coin, 87 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,769 - and Glomgold has called tails. - What? Aah! 88 00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:42,492 Glomgold, clearly embarrassed, now trying to throw the coin into the ocean. 89 00:04:42,495 --> 00:04:44,175 He does not make it. 90 00:04:44,177 --> 00:04:46,543 Scrooge, desperate to move things along, 91 00:04:46,546 --> 00:04:49,413 has agreed to let Glomgold "win" the coin toss. 92 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,623 Wow, what a game. 93 00:04:50,626 --> 00:04:52,232 See ya next time, everybody. 94 00:04:52,235 --> 00:04:53,860 It hasn't even... Launchpad! 95 00:04:53,863 --> 00:04:56,680 That coin toss was only the beginning, Scrooge! 96 00:04:56,683 --> 00:04:59,249 The moment of reckoning is at hand, and lo... 97 00:04:59,252 --> 00:05:02,560 We've got another ten minutes of gloating before he takes a shot. 98 00:05:02,562 --> 00:05:04,411 Let's work on your drive. 99 00:05:04,413 --> 00:05:06,289 Hey, get back here! 100 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:09,519 I'll show you how a real golfer would play this hole! 101 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:12,361 All right, boy, how would your uncle play this hole? 102 00:05:12,364 --> 00:05:13,396 Uh, just... 103 00:05:13,399 --> 00:05:15,433 Why don't ya hit the ball in the hole, I guess? 104 00:05:15,436 --> 00:05:17,899 Hit the ball... in the hole? 105 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:18,988 Of course! 106 00:05:18,991 --> 00:05:21,208 I've been over-thinking it this entire time! 107 00:05:26,184 --> 00:05:28,605 Holy haggis! It stayed on the course! 108 00:05:28,608 --> 00:05:31,204 It went forward. I'm not on fire. 109 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:34,149 That might be the best shot I've ever taken! 110 00:05:34,152 --> 00:05:35,659 Nice work, caddie! 111 00:05:39,171 --> 00:05:42,209 Focus. Filter out all distraction. 112 00:05:42,212 --> 00:05:43,552 Go Scrooge! 113 00:05:43,555 --> 00:05:47,848 Now remember: Hips back. Shoulders down. 114 00:05:47,851 --> 00:05:50,839 Tail tucked. Controlled swing. 115 00:05:55,615 --> 00:05:56,797 Was that okay? 116 00:05:56,799 --> 00:05:58,160 Ha ha! You're a natural. 117 00:05:58,163 --> 00:05:59,612 A little unpolished, sure, 118 00:05:59,615 --> 00:06:01,387 but if we can focus that swing, 119 00:06:01,390 --> 00:06:03,006 you'll be almost as good as me one day. 120 00:06:03,009 --> 00:06:03,956 Really? 121 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:05,107 With a teacher like you, 122 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:06,459 he could be even better! 123 00:06:06,462 --> 00:06:07,826 Really?! 124 00:06:07,829 --> 00:06:10,112 Or, you know, nearly as good, but not quite. 125 00:06:10,115 --> 00:06:11,908 After years of hard work and practice. 126 00:06:11,911 --> 00:06:13,124 No need to get the boy's hopes up. 127 00:06:13,126 --> 00:06:15,458 Scrooge! Quit stalling! You're up! 128 00:06:15,461 --> 00:06:19,341 Scrooge, the returning champion, approaching the first hole. 129 00:06:20,309 --> 00:06:23,124 He's probably worried Glomgold will use his one free tackle 130 00:06:23,127 --> 00:06:25,051 before the speed round in the third quarter. 131 00:06:25,054 --> 00:06:26,493 What do you think is happening here? 132 00:06:26,495 --> 00:06:28,192 One heck of a game! 133 00:06:33,577 --> 00:06:35,336 Taking his time with the shot... 134 00:06:35,338 --> 00:06:37,544 Tell me about it. Just hit the ball! 135 00:06:37,547 --> 00:06:38,942 Aah! Ohh... 136 00:06:40,376 --> 00:06:42,659 Ouch! And it's deep in the rough. 137 00:06:42,662 --> 00:06:45,451 Ha ha! Nice shot, Scroogey! 138 00:06:45,454 --> 00:06:48,181 Decide to take a shortcut through the weeds? 139 00:06:48,184 --> 00:06:50,105 Unless... Boy! 140 00:06:50,108 --> 00:06:53,187 Why didn't you tell me about the shortcut through the weeds?! 141 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:54,722 Oh, I can't believe it. 142 00:06:54,725 --> 00:06:57,342 I haven't had a shot that bad in 40 years. 143 00:06:59,679 --> 00:07:01,802 What in the blazes... 144 00:07:15,862 --> 00:07:17,856 Ah, yes. Scrooge went for the classic 145 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:19,773 "magic forest stones" bonus. 146 00:07:19,776 --> 00:07:21,365 Risky, but it paid off. 147 00:07:21,368 --> 00:07:23,480 Oooh, it wasn't a shortcut. 148 00:07:23,483 --> 00:07:27,022 The great McDuck finally hit a right clunker! 149 00:07:27,025 --> 00:07:28,002 I did not! 150 00:07:28,005 --> 00:07:30,856 I was simply getting a lay of the terrain. 151 00:07:30,859 --> 00:07:33,058 See, the key to a good golf game... 152 00:07:33,061 --> 00:07:35,652 Take the penalty and let's get back to the course. 153 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:39,449 A Scotsman plays it where it lands. 154 00:07:47,219 --> 00:07:49,310 Um, Mr. McDuck? 155 00:07:55,325 --> 00:07:57,077 Heavenly hollyhock. 156 00:07:59,088 --> 00:08:01,405 Mythical glowing stones. 157 00:08:01,407 --> 00:08:03,990 Mysterious teleportation circles. 158 00:08:03,993 --> 00:08:06,010 Do you know what this means? 159 00:08:06,013 --> 00:08:08,849 No more golf! Whoo-hoo! 160 00:08:08,852 --> 00:08:11,247 Does anybody see any clues about where we are? 161 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,674 There are these two orbs. 162 00:08:12,676 --> 00:08:15,243 Hmm, interesting. 163 00:08:15,246 --> 00:08:18,839 And it looks like they'd fit in that hole over there. 164 00:08:18,842 --> 00:08:20,481 Hm. Okay. 165 00:08:21,672 --> 00:08:24,377 Aah! Cannae touch the blasted things. 166 00:08:25,334 --> 00:08:26,658 Aah! 167 00:08:26,661 --> 00:08:27,752 Aah! 168 00:08:29,285 --> 00:08:31,769 Maybe we can use these clubs. 169 00:08:31,771 --> 00:08:34,790 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 170 00:08:40,946 --> 00:08:43,326 Guys, it's golf. It's still golf! 171 00:08:43,329 --> 00:08:45,179 Okay, that's it, I'm going home. 172 00:08:49,017 --> 00:08:50,600 Where did home go? 173 00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:54,492 Welcome back to the Billionaire's Club Classic, 174 00:08:54,495 --> 00:08:56,185 where, in a bizarre turn of events, 175 00:08:56,188 --> 00:08:57,562 the players have become trapped 176 00:08:57,565 --> 00:08:59,797 in some sort of mystical faerie realm. 177 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:01,833 But they remain undeterred. 178 00:09:01,836 --> 00:09:03,656 For more, we go to two tiny horses. 179 00:09:03,659 --> 00:09:05,041 What are you... Aah! 180 00:09:07,075 --> 00:09:08,339 Greetings! 181 00:09:08,342 --> 00:09:12,008 We're Briar and Bramble, the keepers of this realm. 182 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,810 Talking animals wearing clothes?! 183 00:09:13,813 --> 00:09:15,662 Oh, no, did we die? 184 00:09:15,664 --> 00:09:17,180 Are we in Webby heaven? 185 00:09:17,183 --> 00:09:19,284 Bet you're all wondering what this place is. 186 00:09:19,287 --> 00:09:20,977 It's a mystical golf course, right? 187 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:23,039 Did ancient Scottish Druids build a secret course 188 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:24,336 so they could keep playing golf, 189 00:09:24,339 --> 00:09:25,974 even after Black Donald got it banned? 190 00:09:25,977 --> 00:09:28,208 Uh, yep. That's all correct. 191 00:09:28,211 --> 00:09:29,752 Here, hop on our backs! 192 00:09:29,755 --> 00:09:31,759 We'll give you a tour. 193 00:09:31,762 --> 00:09:33,761 Ohh! 194 00:09:33,764 --> 00:09:35,437 Wait. Why are your manes wet? 195 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,952 You're kelpies, aren't you? 196 00:09:37,955 --> 00:09:39,527 You tempt people onto your backs, 197 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:41,338 then carry them off into the sea! 198 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:42,998 Oh, no, no, no, no. 199 00:09:43,001 --> 00:09:45,891 We just got out of the shower, that's all. 200 00:09:47,437 --> 00:09:49,604 Hmm? Hmm! 201 00:09:49,606 --> 00:09:52,349 Fine. That is generally our plan. 202 00:09:52,351 --> 00:09:53,350 Come on, Bramble. 203 00:09:53,352 --> 00:09:55,260 If they're sooo smart, 204 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:58,621 they must know all about the treasure at the end of the course. 205 00:09:58,624 --> 00:09:59,623 Treasure? 206 00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:00,646 Treasure? 207 00:10:00,649 --> 00:10:02,028 First to complete this course 208 00:10:02,031 --> 00:10:04,351 will win the priceless Druid's Cup. 209 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,047 Thus proving them to be the finest golfer 210 00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:09,212 in every plane of reality! 211 00:10:09,215 --> 00:10:10,547 Ooh! 212 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:11,769 Uh-huh. Okay. 213 00:10:11,772 --> 00:10:13,522 Well anyone else think we should ignore 214 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,358 the murder ponies and go home? 215 00:10:15,361 --> 00:10:17,283 You'll all be sent home safely 216 00:10:17,286 --> 00:10:19,887 as soon as you finish the course. 217 00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:23,304 That is, if you finish the course. 218 00:10:23,307 --> 00:10:29,264 Um. Did we mention the trophy has custom engraving? Ooh! 219 00:10:29,267 --> 00:10:30,852 Dewey, you've found your calling. 220 00:10:32,839 --> 00:10:36,833 Easy, lad. You can't just flail that thing at random anymore. 221 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,179 There's too much at stake. 222 00:10:38,182 --> 00:10:40,580 If we lose the ball, we don't go home. 223 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:43,233 We have got to play smart. 224 00:10:43,235 --> 00:10:45,312 You might want to get started. 225 00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:49,619 It can be awful hard to play once those mists roll in. 226 00:10:53,003 --> 00:10:54,745 Come on, we're wasting time! 227 00:10:54,747 --> 00:10:56,117 Caddie! My clubs! 228 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,286 Caddie? 229 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,914 Ahem. 230 00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,252 Hop on our backs. 231 00:11:02,254 --> 00:11:03,538 We'll take you to the next hole 232 00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,665 and definitely not to a watery grave. 233 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,898 You are the least fun victims ever. 234 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,109 What the...?! 235 00:11:25,111 --> 00:11:26,686 Aw, shoulda seen that coming. 236 00:11:26,689 --> 00:11:29,795 How? How could he have possibly seen that coming? 237 00:11:29,798 --> 00:11:32,658 Give it back, you overgrown puddle! 238 00:11:32,661 --> 00:11:35,482 Aah! Caddie! Help! 239 00:11:35,485 --> 00:11:37,121 Ohh! 240 00:11:37,124 --> 00:11:38,274 Here! 241 00:11:38,277 --> 00:11:41,918 Oh, it's like you don't even want to be rescued. 242 00:11:48,711 --> 00:11:50,044 Aah! 243 00:11:50,047 --> 00:11:53,302 Old golf tip: Let flinty spring that trap, 244 00:11:53,305 --> 00:11:55,400 the rest is just patience. 245 00:12:05,113 --> 00:12:06,253 Patience. 246 00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:09,813 Patience. 247 00:12:10,656 --> 00:12:12,656 Patience! 248 00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:14,500 Uh! If you'd just let me... 249 00:12:14,503 --> 00:12:16,912 Not the time for a reckless clobber. 250 00:12:16,915 --> 00:12:19,897 Come on, ya blasted tentacle! 251 00:12:23,086 --> 00:12:25,078 And besides, you cannae just sub in. 252 00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,649 It's against the rules of golf. 253 00:12:26,652 --> 00:12:28,303 It's okay! 254 00:12:28,306 --> 00:12:31,007 Druid Golf allows for twosomes! 255 00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:33,002 Water's great, by the way! 256 00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:39,070 Oh, give it a go. 257 00:12:39,073 --> 00:12:41,511 But don't get too discouraged if you don't make it. 258 00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:44,854 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uhh! 259 00:12:52,036 --> 00:12:53,702 Go Dewey! 260 00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:56,265 Good shot, lad. Very proud of you. 261 00:12:56,268 --> 00:12:57,654 You don't sound proud. 262 00:12:57,657 --> 00:12:59,354 Yeah! Scrooge and Dewey, 263 00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:01,871 taking on the world, one hole at time! 264 00:13:01,874 --> 00:13:02,889 There you have it. 265 00:13:02,891 --> 00:13:04,245 Another brash young upstart 266 00:13:04,248 --> 00:13:06,744 destined to surpass his aging mentor. 267 00:13:06,747 --> 00:13:09,070 Is the commentary still necessary? 268 00:13:09,073 --> 00:13:12,905 It helps me feel in control during a frankly insane situation. 269 00:13:12,908 --> 00:13:14,085 I like talking this way 270 00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:16,385 'cause it makes everything sound important. 271 00:13:16,388 --> 00:13:19,020 Baloney trampoline. 272 00:14:49,646 --> 00:14:50,979 Nailed it! 273 00:14:50,982 --> 00:14:54,391 Whoo-hoo, yeah! Go Dewey! 274 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,119 Scrooge, still in the lead on the 17th hole, 275 00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:58,745 but Glomgold is closing in. 276 00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:00,465 Hey, so is that weird mist. 277 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:04,500 Nice job. Nice job. 278 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,497 Aaand nice job. 279 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,437 Not nice enough. 280 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,802 Glomgold's gonna pass us! 281 00:15:08,805 --> 00:15:11,078 You bet your ballast I am! 282 00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,514 I'll prove once and for all 283 00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,780 I'm the best golfer in this or any other... 284 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,141 Aah! Caddie! 285 00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:27,349 I'm pretty sure I can get it to the hole with one swing. 286 00:15:27,352 --> 00:15:28,344 Let me go. 287 00:15:28,347 --> 00:15:30,106 And risk dumping it down into the water? 288 00:15:30,109 --> 00:15:31,521 Absolutely not. 289 00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:33,380 Aw, give him a chance. 290 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,020 If he hits it in the water, 291 00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:37,193 we can jump on the kelpies to get it! 292 00:15:37,196 --> 00:15:40,460 I'm the small girl duck. You can trust me. 293 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,375 Oh, whoop! 294 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,268 Come on. I can do this! 295 00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:49,054 Do what? Whack the ball blindly? 296 00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:50,553 Into the hole! Yes! 297 00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:51,929 Like I've been doing all day. 298 00:15:51,932 --> 00:15:54,115 Why don't you trust me to make this? 299 00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:55,970 You don't have the experience. 300 00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:57,931 It takes time, effort... 301 00:15:57,933 --> 00:15:58,933 Hey! 302 00:16:06,685 --> 00:16:07,884 Ha ha ha ha ha! 303 00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:08,936 It's so easy! 304 00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:09,893 No! 305 00:16:12,489 --> 00:16:14,204 I'm sorry. I just knew I could, so I... 306 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,159 You pull a club out of a Scotsman's hand, 307 00:16:16,162 --> 00:16:18,505 you'd best be prepared to knock him out with it! 308 00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:20,229 Hey, I made the shot. 309 00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:21,856 You disobeyed me 310 00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:24,499 and risked the entire game with your showboating! 311 00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:26,093 I'm showboating? 312 00:16:26,096 --> 00:16:28,149 This whole thing has been about how great you are. 313 00:16:28,152 --> 00:16:30,449 You're so worried that someone might actually be better than you 314 00:16:30,451 --> 00:16:31,248 at something that you keep... 315 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:35,506 See here, I am an inter-dimensionally ranked golfer! 316 00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:37,636 Whatever. I'm over this dumb sport anyway. 317 00:16:37,639 --> 00:16:39,405 Finish the course so we can go home. 318 00:16:41,109 --> 00:16:43,931 Now hold on. I didn't mean to... 319 00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:48,946 Outta the way, McDuck! 320 00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:50,876 Hah! 321 00:17:00,779 --> 00:17:03,290 The last hole. 322 00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:05,798 Looks like some sort of Hall of Fame. 323 00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:10,226 Well, your old Uncle Scrooge will be joining it soon enough, eh? 324 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,494 Let's get this over with. 325 00:17:15,966 --> 00:17:18,532 Scrooge, lining up, and none too soon. 326 00:17:18,535 --> 00:17:20,395 Morale is not high. 327 00:17:20,398 --> 00:17:22,124 Uh, Mr. McDuck? 328 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,633 Those mists are getting really close. 329 00:17:24,636 --> 00:17:26,980 Well, that's ominous. 330 00:17:30,993 --> 00:17:33,152 And he hooks it onto the wall. 331 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,835 Nice work. How are you going to get up there? 332 00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:42,910 It's happening. 333 00:17:42,912 --> 00:17:44,105 I'm one stroke away 334 00:17:44,108 --> 00:17:47,107 from claiming the trophy and beating Scrooge McDuck! 335 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:50,802 As soon as I take this swing, I, Flintheart Glomgold, 336 00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:53,630 will be the winner of the Billionaire's Club Classic. 337 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,349 Sure, you may have won the previous 27, 338 00:17:56,352 --> 00:17:58,053 but I think we can all agree 339 00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:00,114 this one counts more than the rest combined. 340 00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:01,554 Uh, Flinty? 341 00:18:01,557 --> 00:18:02,674 Stuff it, Scrooge. 342 00:18:02,677 --> 00:18:03,839 I'm savoring the moment. 343 00:18:03,842 --> 00:18:05,298 Caddie, savor with me. 344 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,510 Caddie? 345 00:18:08,951 --> 00:18:10,283 Um... 346 00:18:10,286 --> 00:18:12,195 Oh. I see. 347 00:18:12,198 --> 00:18:13,467 Curse you, McDuck! 348 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,701 Curse you and my love of moment-savoring! 349 00:18:15,704 --> 00:18:17,223 Aah! 350 00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:21,257 The mist turns people to stone! 351 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,011 Those statues used to be real golfers! 352 00:18:24,107 --> 00:18:26,350 Oh, by the way, the mists of Moorshire? 353 00:18:26,353 --> 00:18:28,019 They turn mortals to stone. 354 00:18:28,022 --> 00:18:29,127 Those statues are... 355 00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:31,694 You just said all that, didn't you? 356 00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:34,572 So you're doomed. 357 00:18:34,575 --> 00:18:36,774 Better to let us drown you instead. Let's go! 358 00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:38,224 No! 359 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:40,250 You people are no fun. 360 00:18:47,736 --> 00:18:49,462 We have to finish the course. 361 00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:52,145 Those hoofed hostiles said it would get us home. 362 00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:59,269 Everybody! We need to support Scrooge! 363 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,086 Why? He hasn't supported me all day. 364 00:19:02,089 --> 00:19:04,851 No, we need to support Scrooge. 365 00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,329 Not everything is a life lesson! 366 00:19:20,009 --> 00:19:21,498 Louie! Hand me the club! 367 00:19:23,355 --> 00:19:25,456 Oh, right, sure. Nope, not the time. 368 00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:29,000 Oh, my. 369 00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:31,738 Scrooge, taking his time, I'm not sure why. 370 00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:33,175 There are lives at stake. 371 00:19:33,178 --> 00:19:35,098 Wait, whose? 372 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,100 Oh, right. 373 00:19:38,506 --> 00:19:40,269 This has been Huey Duck, signing off! 374 00:19:40,272 --> 00:19:41,873 Man, I hate this sport. 375 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,675 Come on, Scrooge, I know you can do it. 376 00:19:44,678 --> 00:19:46,423 Webby! Guys! No! 377 00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:47,627 What are you waiting for? 378 00:19:47,629 --> 00:19:49,871 Take the stupid shot! 379 00:19:49,873 --> 00:19:51,278 - Not me. - What? 380 00:19:51,281 --> 00:19:53,195 I cannae make the shot. You can. 381 00:19:57,549 --> 00:19:59,824 I know you can do it. 382 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,047 Okay, okay. Filter out all distractions. 383 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:06,233 Hips back. Shoulders down. Tail tucked. 384 00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:08,026 Aah! Whack the ball! Whack the ball! 385 00:20:19,236 --> 00:20:20,236 Yes! 386 00:20:26,151 --> 00:20:27,584 - Aah! - Oof! 387 00:20:30,619 --> 00:20:33,914 You did it, lad! I knew you could! 388 00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:36,326 Congratulations, champions! 389 00:20:36,328 --> 00:20:38,362 You are the first players 390 00:20:38,365 --> 00:20:40,406 to ever complete the Druid's Cup. 391 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,921 Go on. You earned it. 392 00:20:47,673 --> 00:20:50,007 "Scroge" and "Douise"? 393 00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:51,768 Sorry. It was a rush job. 394 00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:53,905 We really didn't expect you to make it. 395 00:20:53,908 --> 00:20:57,179 Now, who's up for a victory swim? 396 00:20:57,182 --> 00:20:58,531 No! 397 00:20:59,422 --> 00:21:00,422 Yaah! 398 00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:07,862 You! You let me turn to stone! 399 00:21:07,865 --> 00:21:11,106 You're the worst caddie ever! You're fired! 400 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,031 As soon as you help me out. 401 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:16,475 Ahh! 402 00:21:22,874 --> 00:21:24,465 You know, we could use another player 403 00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:26,138 for next year's Invitational. 404 00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:28,877 I'd love someone who actually gave me a run for my money. 405 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,897 Eh, I think my pro career is over. 406 00:21:30,899 --> 00:21:32,082 I'm going out on top. 407 00:21:32,085 --> 00:21:34,474 Still, I'd be up for a friendly round now and then. 408 00:21:34,477 --> 00:21:36,310 Sounds grand. 409 00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:37,977 Whooo! Screwy for life! 410 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,888 In your face, everybody who's not them! 411 00:21:39,891 --> 00:21:40,987 Whoo-hoo! 412 00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:43,409 Maybe just the two of us. 413 00:21:43,411 --> 00:21:45,005 Well, there you have it, folks. 414 00:21:45,008 --> 00:21:46,602 Scrooge let go of his ego 415 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,710 and learned that a good teacher's pride 416 00:21:48,713 --> 00:21:51,302 should be in his student, not himself. 417 00:21:51,305 --> 00:21:54,123 That's... actually a good insight. 418 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:56,305 Wow, I'm impressed, Launchpad. 419 00:21:56,308 --> 00:21:58,258 And you're choking on golf balls. 420 00:21:58,261 --> 00:22:00,279 They look like tasty eggs! 421 00:22:00,282 --> 00:22:02,784 I resisted for so long! 422 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:07,671 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --