1 00:00:00,313 --> 00:00:01,937 Huey: Uncle Scrooge! You're sick, 2 00:00:02,025 --> 00:00:03,026 you shouldn't be on your feet. 3 00:00:03,113 --> 00:00:04,580 I have to make my morning meeting. 4 00:00:04,668 --> 00:00:06,812 A stuffy nose and clogged ears won't kill me. 5 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:09,359 Yeah, he's vanquished mythical beasts, 6 00:00:09,447 --> 00:00:12,119 demonic armies, robot uprisings! 7 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,697 Which would probably wear out 8 00:00:13,785 --> 00:00:16,124 someone half his advanced age. 9 00:00:16,212 --> 00:00:18,665 - Advanced age?! - [elevator dings] 10 00:00:21,619 --> 00:00:24,923 - For the last time, I'm not sick! - [gasps] 11 00:00:31,923 --> 00:00:33,633 According to the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, 12 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,014 your sickness could be... 13 00:00:35,587 --> 00:00:36,634 Finally. 14 00:00:36,721 --> 00:00:40,611 A quick dip before my meeting is all I need to vim my vigor. 15 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,048 [grunts] 16 00:00:44,285 --> 00:00:45,767 Ahh! 17 00:00:49,141 --> 00:00:50,517 [gasps] 18 00:00:50,744 --> 00:00:54,361 [inhales sharply] I've been robbed! 19 00:00:54,475 --> 00:00:56,848 Theme song ---> 20 00:00:57,061 --> 00:00:59,594 ♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪ 21 00:00:59,681 --> 00:01:01,894 ♪ Here in Duckburg ♪ 22 00:01:01,981 --> 00:01:04,947 ♪ Race cars, lasers Airplanes ♪ 23 00:01:05,035 --> 00:01:07,513 ♪ It's a duck-blur ♪ 24 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:10,205 ♪ Might solve a mystery ♪ 25 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:12,663 ♪ Or rewrite history ♪ 26 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:15,335 - ♪ DuckTales! ♪ - ♪ Whoo-ooh ♪ 27 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,978 ♪ Every day they're out there making ♪ 28 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,165 - ♪ DuckTales! ♪ - ♪ Whoo-ooh ♪ 29 00:01:20,587 --> 00:01:24,095 ♪ Tales of daring do ♪ Bad and good luck tales ♪ 30 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:25,533 ♪ Whoo-ooh ♪ 31 00:01:25,923 --> 00:01:28,804 ♪ D-D-D-Danger Lurks behind you ♪ 32 00:01:28,892 --> 00:01:31,474 ♪ There's a stranger Out to find you ♪ 33 00:01:31,561 --> 00:01:33,634 ♪ What to do? Just grab on to some ♪ 34 00:01:33,721 --> 00:01:36,173 - ♪ DuckTales! ♪ - ♪ Whoo-ooh ♪ ♪ 35 00:01:36,298 --> 00:01:38,844 ♪ Every day They're out there making ♪ 36 00:01:38,978 --> 00:01:41,398 - ♪ DuckTales! ♪ - ♪ Whoo-ooh ♪ 37 00:01:41,486 --> 00:01:44,077 ♪ Tales of daring Bad and good ♪ 38 00:01:44,165 --> 00:01:46,679 ♪ Not ponytails Or cottontails ♪ 39 00:01:46,767 --> 00:01:48,915 - ♪ No, DuckTales! ♪ - ♪ Whoo-ooh ♪ 40 00:01:49,002 --> 00:01:51,548 *DUCKTALES (2017)* Season 02 Episode 10 Episode Title: "The 87 Cent Solution!" 41 00:01:52,391 --> 00:01:55,874 All right. I know you have this insane competition with Scrooge. 42 00:01:55,962 --> 00:01:57,867 But we also run this charity with him, 43 00:01:57,955 --> 00:02:00,775 so we have to look respectable, focus... 44 00:02:01,271 --> 00:02:03,025 - Focus! - What the...?! 45 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:07,202 Wait... Listen, Owlson, I know we've had our differences, 46 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:10,304 but I'm very close to figuring out the perfect scheme! 47 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:12,720 I may have a way to make more money than Scrooge, 48 00:02:12,808 --> 00:02:15,376 win the bet, and take over his company. 49 00:02:15,481 --> 00:02:17,978 You're supposed to be smart, maybe you can help. 50 00:02:18,066 --> 00:02:20,869 I just need to figure out how... 51 00:02:22,368 --> 00:02:24,303 - [grunts] - Ah-ah-ah! N.E.S.T.: 52 00:02:24,391 --> 00:02:27,009 No Elaborate Schemes Today. 53 00:02:27,097 --> 00:02:28,420 - What about tonight? - No. 54 00:02:28,508 --> 00:02:30,236 - Tomorrow? - Still a "T". 55 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,462 Well, at the very least Tuesday! 56 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:34,931 No! No more schemes! 57 00:02:35,061 --> 00:02:37,184 We run a multi-billion dollar business. 58 00:02:37,271 --> 00:02:39,474 We can be a force for good in this world, 59 00:02:39,561 --> 00:02:43,132 but not if you keep ruining my... our... our reputation 60 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:46,611 with your stupid, obviously evil schemes. 61 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,623 You want to beat Scrooge, don't you? 62 00:02:49,891 --> 00:02:51,376 Yes, Ms. Owlson. 63 00:02:51,501 --> 00:02:54,894 Okay. Well to do that, you need to be more like him: 64 00:02:54,981 --> 00:02:58,134 Poised, calm, respect... 65 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:01,002 [growling] It was you! 66 00:03:01,635 --> 00:03:02,764 I know it was you! 67 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:05,315 Admit what you did, you cockamamie kleptomaniac! 68 00:03:05,432 --> 00:03:08,054 Ha-ha-ha! Yes, of course, I did! 69 00:03:08,141 --> 00:03:09,344 Wait, what did I do? 70 00:03:09,431 --> 00:03:11,554 You stole money from my bin! 71 00:03:11,641 --> 00:03:13,264 He's been here all morning. 72 00:03:13,351 --> 00:03:14,932 I have the stress headache to prove it. 73 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,344 That's impossible. 74 00:03:16,431 --> 00:03:18,094 I did binventory just last night. 75 00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:19,282 It was all accounted for. 76 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:21,804 Are you okay? You seem a little, well... 77 00:03:21,891 --> 00:03:23,752 the opposite of sane. 78 00:03:23,887 --> 00:03:25,380 [grumbles] 79 00:03:25,849 --> 00:03:26,948 Manny! 80 00:03:28,101 --> 00:03:30,184 See these two out. 81 00:03:30,737 --> 00:03:32,440 Somebody broke into this bin 82 00:03:32,528 --> 00:03:35,493 and stole from Scrooge McDuck. 83 00:03:35,581 --> 00:03:37,357 Until I find out who and how, 84 00:03:37,445 --> 00:03:39,211 only authorized employees at the Bin. 85 00:03:39,299 --> 00:03:40,799 I'll need my top men. 86 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,630 [elevator dings] 87 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,284 Follow me. 88 00:03:47,721 --> 00:03:50,184 The security system is fully operational 89 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,804 and primed to wreak maximum havoc. 90 00:03:52,956 --> 00:03:53,807 [muffled alarm] 91 00:03:53,895 --> 00:03:56,183 If a thief had entered this building, 92 00:03:56,271 --> 00:03:58,526 he'd have been caught and placed in cold storage 93 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,292 awaiting genetic experimentation 94 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:02,049 for Operation Gyrobutapocalypse. 95 00:04:02,137 --> 00:04:03,362 It's all in the budget. 96 00:04:03,557 --> 00:04:05,633 - What? - Nothing. Everything's fine. 97 00:04:05,721 --> 00:04:08,018 Huey: Chicken soup? Restorative nutrients! 98 00:04:08,106 --> 00:04:10,432 Get me Gizmoduck. 99 00:04:15,327 --> 00:04:17,513 Glomgold was with Zan Owlson. 100 00:04:17,828 --> 00:04:20,054 Mark Beaks was live posting at Crowchella, 101 00:04:20,141 --> 00:04:22,633 and the Beagles were at ConCon, convict convention. 102 00:04:22,781 --> 00:04:24,157 What about Magica? 103 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:25,930 Still no sign of her. 104 00:04:26,018 --> 00:04:27,157 Hmm... 105 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,602 Huey: I get that this is a big deal, 106 00:04:30,696 --> 00:04:33,375 but Scrooge is in no condition to take on this stress right now. 107 00:04:33,463 --> 00:04:34,704 - [Scrooge coughs and blows nose] - His nasal passages are 108 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:36,010 dangerously clogged. 109 00:04:36,098 --> 00:04:37,297 You'd be concerned too 110 00:04:37,385 --> 00:04:39,438 if your impenetrable fortress were robbed. 111 00:04:39,526 --> 00:04:41,438 You know, I'm surprised we haven't heard from... 112 00:04:41,766 --> 00:04:42,914 We've been robbed?! 113 00:04:43,002 --> 00:04:44,342 Oh, the humanity! 114 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:45,822 Give it to me straight, Uncle Scrooge, 115 00:04:45,909 --> 00:04:48,719 how much did I lose... Uh, we... you lose? 116 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:53,141 Eighty-seven cents. 117 00:04:54,181 --> 00:04:55,498 Sorry, did I miss a part of that? 118 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,094 Like $2 million and 87 cents or... 119 00:04:58,181 --> 00:04:59,756 Scrooge: The amount doesn't matter. 120 00:04:59,844 --> 00:05:00,992 What matters is, 121 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,368 the bin has been compromised. 122 00:05:03,499 --> 00:05:05,272 If it's only a couple of coins, 123 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,359 how could you possibly know they're actually missing? 124 00:05:07,446 --> 00:05:09,756 Because Uncle Scrooge knows every coin 125 00:05:09,844 --> 00:05:11,506 in there like the feathers in his tail. 126 00:05:11,594 --> 00:05:13,184 Exactly Webbigail. 127 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,305 That's how I stay smarter than the smarties. 128 00:05:16,507 --> 00:05:18,571 Once that goes, it's a slippery slope 129 00:05:18,659 --> 00:05:20,766 into being as smart as the smarties 130 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,307 and then... [gasps] 131 00:05:22,569 --> 00:05:24,732 ...slightly less smart that the smarties! 132 00:05:24,851 --> 00:05:26,974 Uh, did you check your pockets? 133 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,446 Did I check my pockets? 134 00:05:29,534 --> 00:05:30,735 Ha! Of course 135 00:05:30,823 --> 00:05:33,317 I checked my... pockets... 136 00:05:33,703 --> 00:05:35,485 ...and they're not in my pockets! 137 00:05:35,573 --> 00:05:37,180 How can you be sure they're even gone? 138 00:05:37,268 --> 00:05:38,633 You'd have to count every coin 139 00:05:38,721 --> 00:05:39,758 in the bin to prove it. 140 00:05:39,846 --> 00:05:41,516 And that would be crazy. 141 00:05:41,851 --> 00:05:44,610 [grunts] Huey and his stupid nerd brain. 142 00:05:44,933 --> 00:05:48,475 Four-hundred-and-fifty-five, Four-hundred-and-fifty-six... 143 00:05:48,563 --> 00:05:50,936 I, for one, think there's too much pressure on him. 144 00:05:51,024 --> 00:05:52,709 He needs a good eight hours of sleep. 145 00:05:52,797 --> 00:05:54,547 Four hundred and f... Uh... 146 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:56,446 Oh, come on! 147 00:05:56,534 --> 00:05:59,842 [sputters] One, two, three... 148 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:02,328 Don't you think Uncle Scrooge seems a bit... off? 149 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:04,289 [Scrooge mumbles indistinctly] 150 00:06:05,008 --> 00:06:07,053 Hah! He's never been more on. 151 00:06:07,141 --> 00:06:09,039 He's at the height of his powers. 152 00:06:09,127 --> 00:06:10,719 He's losing his mind! 153 00:06:10,807 --> 00:06:12,437 Let me look at the symptoms in the Junior Woodchuck Guide... 154 00:06:12,524 --> 00:06:14,899 Aah! Where's my Junior Woodchuck Guidebook?! 155 00:06:15,105 --> 00:06:16,808 [Scrooge continues mumbling] 156 00:06:17,274 --> 00:06:19,086 Phew! Must have fallen out. 157 00:06:19,207 --> 00:06:20,914 Weird. Ah! 158 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,973 - What? - What? - What? - Gold fever. 159 00:06:23,061 --> 00:06:26,453 "A serious condition caused by prolonged exposure to gold. 160 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:28,791 Symptoms include confusion... 161 00:06:30,199 --> 00:06:31,715 itchiness... 162 00:06:32,832 --> 00:06:33,923 paranoia..." 163 00:06:34,011 --> 00:06:35,698 I will find you! Nobody gets away with this! 164 00:06:35,785 --> 00:06:38,264 "...and going to outlandish extremes." 165 00:06:38,351 --> 00:06:40,144 It may be fatal! 166 00:06:41,896 --> 00:06:43,347 Last week he bought a country 167 00:06:43,435 --> 00:06:44,886 to save on foreign postage. 168 00:06:44,974 --> 00:06:46,144 That's just Scrooge. 169 00:06:46,232 --> 00:06:47,300 Nothing is weird. 170 00:06:47,388 --> 00:06:48,885 Scrooge on P.A.: ī 171 00:06:48,972 --> 00:06:50,939 the bin is on total lockdown. 172 00:06:51,027 --> 00:06:52,822 All non-security personnel 173 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:55,668 are hereby banished from the premises. 174 00:06:57,101 --> 00:06:58,441 Good day. 175 00:06:59,269 --> 00:07:03,136 Okay, this might be a little out of the ordinary. 176 00:07:04,639 --> 00:07:06,207 Hello, Duckburg. 177 00:07:06,305 --> 00:07:09,178 By now you know that my precious wee ones 178 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:11,179 were kidnapped this morning. 179 00:07:11,394 --> 00:07:13,082 Here is a recent picture. 180 00:07:13,351 --> 00:07:15,465 Two quarters, two dimes, 181 00:07:15,563 --> 00:07:17,476 a spry gang of nickels, 182 00:07:17,727 --> 00:07:19,867 and a couple of scared little pennies. 183 00:07:20,058 --> 00:07:21,968 Coins, if you're watching... 184 00:07:22,216 --> 00:07:23,929 I miss you very much. 185 00:07:24,871 --> 00:07:27,218 [sarcasticly] What? Scrooge loves money? 186 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:30,647 How weirdly uncharacteristic of him. Please. 187 00:07:30,771 --> 00:07:32,224 Shhh. This is important. 188 00:07:32,311 --> 00:07:34,684 We have to protect every remaining coin in the bin. 189 00:07:34,929 --> 00:07:38,742 This is what waits for the heartless monster that took them. 190 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,468 A ransom? Oh, no. 191 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:46,093 A bounty on the foul head of the coin-napper. 192 00:07:46,181 --> 00:07:48,687 Two million dollars! 193 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:52,476 Ooof, yep, he's got Gold Fever. He has to be stopped. 194 00:08:00,601 --> 00:08:03,031 So what's the plan for capturing the intruder? 195 00:08:03,119 --> 00:08:04,835 Rope slings? Trip wires? 196 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:06,755 Oh, no, no, no. 197 00:08:06,843 --> 00:08:08,851 No, none of that will be necessary. 198 00:08:08,939 --> 00:08:12,617 Because I have a full arsenal at the ready! 199 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:17,234 I'd like to see you try to get in now, Chester! 200 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:19,937 Hey, Uncle Scrooge, this is all great. 201 00:08:20,025 --> 00:08:21,515 Looks like everything's taken care of 202 00:08:21,603 --> 00:08:23,812 so, you can go home and get some rest, huh? 203 00:08:24,049 --> 00:08:27,512 What part of "I shall not rest" do you not understand? 204 00:08:27,677 --> 00:08:28,840 Hyah! 205 00:08:29,452 --> 00:08:31,531 You cannae be too careful. 206 00:08:33,756 --> 00:08:36,089 The Faceless Fiend struck again. 207 00:08:36,177 --> 00:08:38,500 He stole my spats! 208 00:08:38,588 --> 00:08:39,861 But I made new ones out of those 209 00:08:39,948 --> 00:08:41,218 tissue boxes you left me, lad. 210 00:08:41,311 --> 00:08:46,812 [laughs] Who's the sick one now, Chester?! 211 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,734 [nervous laugh] Who is... "Chester," was it? 212 00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:52,585 He's the unknown. He's the question. 213 00:08:52,673 --> 00:08:55,327 - There he is! - I'll get him! 214 00:08:55,415 --> 00:08:57,538 Gizmoduck! Fire! 215 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,097 I don't see anything. 216 00:09:01,185 --> 00:09:03,738 Hurry, attack, before he gets away! 217 00:09:03,826 --> 00:09:04,943 That's an order! 218 00:09:05,031 --> 00:09:07,824 Um, engage Midriff Missiles. 219 00:09:07,912 --> 00:09:10,663 No, he's not of sound mind! Don't fire! 220 00:09:10,804 --> 00:09:12,434 My mind is perfectly sound! 221 00:09:12,521 --> 00:09:14,234 Blow it all to pieces! 222 00:09:14,546 --> 00:09:17,756 [shouting] 223 00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:27,273 Ahh! Smoke? I haven't even hit the ground yet! 224 00:09:27,361 --> 00:09:29,611 - I'll handle this! - [mechanical clunking] 225 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,634 - I'll handle this... - [mechanical clunking] 226 00:09:32,721 --> 00:09:34,202 My Helmetcopter's stuck! 227 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:36,438 Will someone else handle this! 228 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,171 - [all] Dewey! - Oh, no! 229 00:09:39,259 --> 00:09:41,092 It's every nightmare I've ever had! 230 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,520 Blathering Blatherskite! 231 00:09:42,608 --> 00:09:45,391 - [wheel skids] - Dewey! 232 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,077 [both gasp] 233 00:09:56,506 --> 00:09:58,205 Authorities are already calling 234 00:09:58,294 --> 00:10:00,413 the disaster "Bridgemageddon." 235 00:10:00,554 --> 00:10:02,843 And the rampant chaos was needlessly 236 00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:05,475 caused by Scrooge McDuck himself. 237 00:10:05,641 --> 00:10:09,466 McDuck's increasingly erratic behavior has driven investors 238 00:10:09,554 --> 00:10:12,350 to pull their money from his company and give it to safer, 239 00:10:12,438 --> 00:10:14,231 more stable businesses like... 240 00:10:14,319 --> 00:10:17,647 Okay, this can't be right. Glomgold Industries? 241 00:10:17,757 --> 00:10:19,950 I didn't think it was possible but... 242 00:10:20,038 --> 00:10:22,263 Ha! Hear that, McDuck?! 243 00:10:22,351 --> 00:10:25,616 I'm more stable than you are! 244 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:27,046 Debateable. 245 00:10:27,374 --> 00:10:30,265 He must be there somewhere, the swindling swine. 246 00:10:30,353 --> 00:10:31,499 [door opens] 247 00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:33,288 Mr. McDuck, there's been a break-in! 248 00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:34,405 [gasps] 249 00:10:34,493 --> 00:10:36,933 Now I have you, Chester, you thieving...! 250 00:10:37,021 --> 00:10:38,046 Oh... 251 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:41,452 Uncle Scrooge, we need to talk. 252 00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:42,979 [groans] 253 00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:45,013 I'll start. "Dear Mr. McDee, 254 00:10:45,101 --> 00:10:46,919 they say it's not the years in your life, 255 00:10:47,007 --> 00:10:49,669 but the life in your years." Happy birthday! 256 00:10:49,757 --> 00:10:52,302 Gimme that. What Launchpad means to say is, 257 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,913 we're all really worried about you. 258 00:10:54,009 --> 00:10:55,427 Some of us are just here to see you 259 00:10:55,515 --> 00:10:56,975 triumphantly capture the thief. 260 00:10:57,085 --> 00:10:58,264 You have to face the truth. 261 00:10:58,351 --> 00:11:00,288 No one stole 87 cents from you. 262 00:11:00,388 --> 00:11:03,511 You have gold fever and you're very, very sick. 263 00:11:03,614 --> 00:11:06,202 Any more exposure to gold could kill you. 264 00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:08,441 Don't worry, Scrooge. 265 00:11:08,561 --> 00:11:10,304 Dewey and I believe in you. 266 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,153 There's something about your uncle 267 00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:13,388 firing missiles and a plane at you 268 00:11:13,475 --> 00:11:15,724 - that sort of changes your mind. - Dewey! 269 00:11:15,928 --> 00:11:18,035 This is about saving Scrooge's life, 270 00:11:18,123 --> 00:11:19,600 not choosing sides. 271 00:11:26,536 --> 00:11:29,399 E tu, Headless Man-Horse? 272 00:11:29,487 --> 00:11:30,803 Well, forget all of you! 273 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,076 If you don't want to help me 274 00:11:32,164 --> 00:11:33,098 find the intruder, 275 00:11:33,186 --> 00:11:34,254 then I don't need you, 276 00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:35,826 - you bunch of traitors! - [boys gasp] 277 00:11:36,483 --> 00:11:40,631 There's a perfectly simple explanation for all of this. 278 00:11:43,484 --> 00:11:46,593 Scrooge: It's all Chester, the inter-dimensional imp! 279 00:11:46,681 --> 00:11:50,428 He prances in and out of reality, attacking me bit by bit. 280 00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:53,311 First the sneaky scoundrel licked everything 281 00:11:53,399 --> 00:11:55,491 in my office, and stole my spats! 282 00:11:55,717 --> 00:11:58,514 Then he nabbed my 87 cents. 283 00:11:58,662 --> 00:12:00,733 You think you have everyone fooled, 284 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:04,093 but, oh no, not me, I'm onto you! 285 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,717 [maniacal laugh] 286 00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:08,718 Look at all the weight you've lost. 287 00:12:08,806 --> 00:12:10,574 Your clothes don't even fit. 288 00:12:10,662 --> 00:12:12,129 That's Chester! 289 00:12:12,217 --> 00:12:15,681 He dances in my clothes while I sleep and stretches them all out! 290 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:21,223 Maybe you're right. Maybe it is all... Chester. 291 00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:23,326 But maybe you should listen to Huey, 292 00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:25,944 step away from the gold and get some rest, 293 00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:27,967 just in case you're wrong? 294 00:12:32,014 --> 00:12:36,053 No. I'll prove it to you. I'll count the money myself! 295 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:38,473 Please, Uncle Scrooge! 296 00:12:38,561 --> 00:12:40,170 If you jump into that gold, 297 00:12:40,295 --> 00:12:41,801 you could die! 298 00:12:41,889 --> 00:12:43,795 [grunts] Stop this! 299 00:12:43,883 --> 00:12:45,395 Maybe you're both right? 300 00:12:45,483 --> 00:12:48,514 No. Because I know I'm not crazy! 301 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,280 - Out of my way. - [grunts] 302 00:12:52,061 --> 00:12:53,366 [snarls] 303 00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:55,757 [grunts] 304 00:12:55,969 --> 00:12:57,530 Ah! [growls] 305 00:12:58,021 --> 00:12:59,944 [all grunting] 306 00:13:00,231 --> 00:13:02,983 No, Mr. McDee, not on your birthday! 307 00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:08,191 [all shouting] 308 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:17,639 Nobody keeps me from my gold! 309 00:13:23,347 --> 00:13:25,340 In shocking market news, 310 00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:28,795 Glomgold Industries rises to the top of the stock index, 311 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:32,725 making Flintheart Glomgold the richest duck in the world. 312 00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:36,263 Congratulations, Flintheart. 313 00:13:36,351 --> 00:13:40,420 I've literally never been more surprised by anything in my life. 314 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:42,592 Thank you, Owlson. 315 00:13:42,871 --> 00:13:44,803 I cannae wait to shove this 316 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,545 in McDuck's smug face! 317 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:49,013 [Glomgold laughs maniacally] 318 00:13:49,256 --> 00:13:50,394 This just in. 319 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:53,045 Scrooge McDuck has apparently... 320 00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:55,374 died of gold fever. 321 00:13:55,499 --> 00:13:57,042 Huh? 322 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,414 [Donald sobs] 323 00:13:59,502 --> 00:14:01,075 Oh, no! 324 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,593 He was too young! 325 00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:05,562 Oh, no! 326 00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:08,578 Engage Bagpipes. 327 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,721 [plays mournful melody] 328 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,724 - [door opens forcefully] - [all gasp] 329 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,724 ♪ All I do is win, win, win No matter what ♪ 330 00:14:18,811 --> 00:14:22,094 ♪ I got money on my mind I can never get enough ♪ 331 00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:24,695 [rhythmic grunting] 332 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,328 ♪ Everybody's hands go up! ♪ 333 00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:29,263 ♪ And they stay there, yeah ♪ 334 00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:30,894 ♪ And they stay there, yeah ♪ 335 00:14:30,981 --> 00:14:32,208 ♪ And they stay there, yeah ♪ 336 00:14:32,296 --> 00:14:36,141 I win! [exaggerated laugh] 337 00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:39,972 - [all grumble] - [ringing] 338 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,123 - [door opens] - [all] Huh? 339 00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:43,702 - [gasps] - [continues laughing] 340 00:14:44,046 --> 00:14:47,703 [gasps] I'm so very sorry. I'm so... 341 00:14:48,382 --> 00:14:51,710 Owlson! Help me up onto his casket so I can dance on it! 342 00:14:51,798 --> 00:14:53,291 [continues laughing] 343 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,224 [grunts] We'll be taking our seats. 344 00:14:56,311 --> 00:14:59,022 Oh, fine, I'll sit down so you can mourn... 345 00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:01,523 the second richest duck in the world. 346 00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:03,982 And I beat him, fair and square! 347 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,592 [Owlson grunts] 348 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,631 [resumes laughing] 349 00:15:07,719 --> 00:15:10,514 Well, technically, no, you didn't. Gold Fever did. 350 00:15:10,602 --> 00:15:13,805 But, again, this is a wildly inappropriate time to discuss it. 351 00:15:13,893 --> 00:15:14,856 [inhales deeply] 352 00:15:14,944 --> 00:15:16,490 Ohh! 353 00:15:22,061 --> 00:15:24,184 Uncle Scrooge taught us all so much. 354 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,881 But perhaps the most important thing 355 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:29,115 was the importance of listening to your family. 356 00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:30,857 After he... passed, 357 00:15:30,975 --> 00:15:33,068 we decided that it would only be fair to his memory 358 00:15:33,156 --> 00:15:35,689 to at least consider his theory. 359 00:15:35,777 --> 00:15:37,820 If this hypothetical thief were real, 360 00:15:37,908 --> 00:15:39,949 he would have to have been a master genius. 361 00:15:40,037 --> 00:15:43,436 It would have to have been a scheme so elaborate and so complex 362 00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:46,686 some might even call it... the perfect scheme! 363 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:50,264 Was this indeed a master criminal genius? 364 00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,764 In the end, the sad truth is, 365 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,326 there could never be any master villain 366 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:58,801 capable of pulling off such a genius scheme. 367 00:15:58,889 --> 00:16:00,982 - [growling] - [sighs] 368 00:16:01,106 --> 00:16:04,309 Scrooge died of gold fever. 369 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,908 No! It was me! 370 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:09,725 I did it! I'm the evil genius! It was me! 371 00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:13,123 And my... Time Teaser. 372 00:16:13,211 --> 00:16:14,678 Greatest scheme ever! 373 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,469 In your face, Owlson! 374 00:16:16,557 --> 00:16:19,238 Dead Scrooge, mourning family, 375 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,381 I'm the richest duck in the world 376 00:16:21,469 --> 00:16:24,264 and here's how I did it! 377 00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:30,951 - For the last time, I'm not sick! - [gasps] 378 00:16:37,576 --> 00:16:38,934 Hmm... 379 00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:43,365 All right. I know you have this insane competition with Scrooge... 380 00:16:45,684 --> 00:16:47,547 Ha-ha. I get it. 381 00:16:47,635 --> 00:16:49,305 You're ignoring me. 382 00:16:50,681 --> 00:16:52,670 Owlson? Owlson! 383 00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:54,014 Hello?! 384 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:02,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 385 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,881 Why aren't you moving?! 386 00:17:25,347 --> 00:17:26,730 Is this some kind of game?! 387 00:17:26,818 --> 00:17:28,754 Answer me, baby! 388 00:17:31,029 --> 00:17:32,319 [grunts] 389 00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:44,343 Your will is strong, baby. 390 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,328 You remind me of a young me. 391 00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:55,054 [grunts] 392 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,014 [sighs] 393 00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:59,226 But we also run this charity with him, 394 00:17:59,314 --> 00:18:02,187 so we have to look respectable, focus... 395 00:18:02,641 --> 00:18:04,585 - Focus! - What the...? 396 00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:10,421 Glomgold: And having mastered space and time, 397 00:18:10,509 --> 00:18:15,039 I immediately enacted my scheme to rob Scrooge blind! 398 00:18:20,981 --> 00:18:22,981 [gasps, then screams] 399 00:18:24,096 --> 00:18:25,656 [gasping] 400 00:18:26,046 --> 00:18:27,249 [sputters] 401 00:18:27,555 --> 00:18:28,469 Ahh! 402 00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:30,250 [grunting] 403 00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:33,585 [shouts] 404 00:18:37,181 --> 00:18:38,429 Ahh! 405 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,467 [angry shout] 406 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:42,445 [grunting] 407 00:18:42,641 --> 00:18:44,561 [panting] 408 00:18:47,221 --> 00:18:50,250 But I realized, why take it all 409 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:54,773 when a little would drive him insane! 410 00:18:54,974 --> 00:18:58,125 Whose schemes sound crazy now?! 411 00:18:58,219 --> 00:18:59,652 This one still does. 412 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,903 But you haven't heard it all! 413 00:19:02,146 --> 00:19:04,640 I know what you did, you cockamamie kleptomaniac! 414 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:05,734 Are you okay? 415 00:19:05,822 --> 00:19:09,054 You seem a little, well, the opposite of sane. 416 00:19:09,142 --> 00:19:10,382 [growls] 417 00:19:22,481 --> 00:19:24,641 [evil laugh] 418 00:19:34,677 --> 00:19:37,481 [evil laugh] 419 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,732 There he is! 420 00:19:55,481 --> 00:19:58,641 [continues evil laughter] 421 00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,554 [grunting] 422 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,391 What? You're alive as a horse?! 423 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:12,758 Yes, of course I'm alive, you idiot. 424 00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:16,461 I took my own advice and listened to my family. 425 00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:25,415 [sneezes] 426 00:20:25,829 --> 00:20:28,485 Okay, maybe I am a wee bit sick. 427 00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:30,602 But maybe you're not crazy. 428 00:20:32,271 --> 00:20:33,477 I rested for a day. 429 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,752 Then we put our heads together 430 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,001 and realized this was obviously 431 00:20:36,088 --> 00:20:38,381 all your idiotic scheme to win the bet. 432 00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:40,008 You were "Chester"! 433 00:20:40,165 --> 00:20:42,030 So we staged the funeral to get you 434 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,394 to admit that you committed fraud. 435 00:20:43,481 --> 00:20:47,224 Legally making me the richest duck in the world again. 436 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,790 Thank you. 437 00:20:50,235 --> 00:20:51,618 You're alive?! 438 00:20:51,706 --> 00:20:53,199 - You're alive! - [all gasp] 439 00:20:53,431 --> 00:20:54,936 [groans] 440 00:20:55,024 --> 00:20:57,304 - You forgot to tell Donald? - Whoops. 441 00:20:57,594 --> 00:20:59,649 See, you could never beat me, Flinty, 442 00:20:59,737 --> 00:21:02,500 because I have my family to keep me grounded. 443 00:21:02,797 --> 00:21:04,649 Also, I'm Scrooge McDuck 444 00:21:04,737 --> 00:21:07,190 and I'm even better at being crazy than you. 445 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,521 [both grunting] 446 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,229 [all gasp] 447 00:21:15,981 --> 00:21:18,058 They must have reversed the Time Teaser. 448 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:23,032 What do you do the next time 449 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,776 your uncle goes mad with suspicion? 450 00:21:24,864 --> 00:21:26,647 All: Call Mrs. Beakley. 451 00:21:26,749 --> 00:21:28,419 Fake Scrooge's death. 452 00:21:34,141 --> 00:21:36,724 [Glomgold screams, then moans] 453 00:21:37,065 --> 00:21:38,690 Thank you, Beakley! 454 00:21:38,889 --> 00:21:41,198 Don't mention it. Really. 455 00:21:56,141 --> 00:21:58,039 See you tomorrow, Flinty. 456 00:21:58,687 --> 00:21:59,828 [groans] 457 00:22:00,158 --> 00:22:03,140 instrumental theme song ---> 457 00:22:04,305 --> 00:22:10,298 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org