1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:03,076 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,123 --> 00:00:08,999 [evil laughing] 3 00:00:09,233 --> 00:00:10,530 So bad. 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,060 [loud poof] 5 00:00:12,148 --> 00:00:14,530 I am the terror that flaps in the night! 6 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:17,666 I am the pebble in the penny loafer of depravity! 7 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:18,834 I am... 8 00:00:18,921 --> 00:00:20,536 Darkwing Duck? 9 00:00:20,623 --> 00:00:22,226 Ah, so you've heard of me. 10 00:00:22,335 --> 00:00:24,833 Let's get dangerous. 11 00:00:25,728 --> 00:00:27,161 Ow! [grunts] 12 00:00:27,249 --> 00:00:29,054 Dangerous? Aah! 13 00:00:29,498 --> 00:00:32,187 [grunts] Dangerous... 14 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:34,965 [both grunt] 15 00:00:35,104 --> 00:00:36,590 Oh, my goodness. 16 00:00:37,144 --> 00:00:38,687 OK! You think a few 17 00:00:38,774 --> 00:00:41,480 very painful explosions can stop me? 18 00:00:41,597 --> 00:00:44,753 Now, let's see who you really are... 19 00:00:46,148 --> 00:00:48,996 [gasps] Me?! 20 00:00:49,753 --> 00:00:51,597 Whoa, what a twist! 21 00:00:51,686 --> 00:00:54,102 What?! I never saw that coming! 22 00:00:54,190 --> 00:00:55,707 Wait, haven't you seen this episode? 23 00:00:55,801 --> 00:00:58,705 Seventy-five times! But never in a parking lot. 24 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:01,299 Sadly, beloved TV show Darkwing Duck, 25 00:01:01,387 --> 00:01:04,064 starring me, Jim Starling, was canceled 26 00:01:04,152 --> 00:01:07,470 before we could end this story. But there's no end 27 00:01:07,558 --> 00:01:10,728 to the savings at Siesta Rick's Sofa Fiesta! 28 00:01:10,816 --> 00:01:12,324 [microphone feedback] 29 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:16,036 [sighs] Let's get comfortable! 30 00:01:16,123 --> 00:01:19,214 Ha-ha! I'll be signing autographs for one and all! 31 00:01:19,363 --> 00:01:20,584 - [crowd grumbling] - If one and all want one! 32 00:01:20,671 --> 00:01:22,566 - No! - Oh, my gosh, no. 33 00:01:22,654 --> 00:01:24,152 Buncha ingrates. 34 00:01:24,976 --> 00:01:27,423 - You good? - Yep. Totally cool. 35 00:01:27,511 --> 00:01:28,904 Thanks for being here. 36 00:01:29,481 --> 00:01:31,188 [clears throat] 37 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:34,799 OK, keep it together! 38 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,027 "I am your biggest fan!" No. 39 00:01:37,115 --> 00:01:40,152 "I have modeled my entire life after yours." 40 00:01:40,292 --> 00:01:42,052 "I wanna keep you in a big jar in my closet!" 41 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,952 [laughs] Calm down, buddy. 42 00:01:44,039 --> 00:01:46,033 Jim Starling's just a regular guy. 43 00:01:46,121 --> 00:01:47,642 I've been to plenty of these signings, 44 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:49,747 and one day, I'm actually gonna meet him. 45 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:51,923 Wait. If you've seen him so many times, 46 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:53,190 how come you've never talked to him? 47 00:01:53,277 --> 00:01:54,384 JIM STARTLING: Next! 48 00:01:54,472 --> 00:01:56,603 - Uhh... - [Drake grunts] 49 00:01:57,048 --> 00:01:58,066 This is why. 50 00:01:58,154 --> 00:01:59,384 Theme music playing... 51 00:01:59,472 --> 00:02:01,392 ♪ Ducktales Whoo ooh ♪ 52 00:02:01,479 --> 00:02:03,228 *DUCKTALES (2017)* Season 02 Episode 16 Title: "The Duck Knight Returns!" 53 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,587 Look, I'm the one and only Darkwing Duck. 54 00:02:06,705 --> 00:02:08,041 I need a real gig. 55 00:02:08,152 --> 00:02:11,158 I'm bigger than sofa store openings. Eh... 56 00:02:11,283 --> 00:02:13,258 I don't care that they sell recliners, too! 57 00:02:13,346 --> 00:02:14,772 [clearing throat] 58 00:02:14,859 --> 00:02:15,984 [groans] 59 00:02:16,174 --> 00:02:18,437 Mr. Starling, you have meant so much to me. 60 00:02:18,525 --> 00:02:19,648 I... I actually have 61 00:02:19,736 --> 00:02:21,445 a very important question for you. Y-Y... 62 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:22,932 Great. Who do I make this out to? 63 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:25,937 Oh! Um, uh, I am the terror that flaps in the night! 64 00:02:26,025 --> 00:02:28,664 [chuckles] I am the president of your fan club. I am... 65 00:02:28,751 --> 00:02:30,016 JIM STARTLING: Yeah, yeah. That'll be 15 bucks. 66 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:31,494 Stay dangerous. 67 00:02:32,116 --> 00:02:33,203 Waaaiiit! 68 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:34,572 Uh, yes? 69 00:02:34,924 --> 00:02:36,939 A fresh-faced new fan! 70 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:39,508 I knew the kids still loved me. [laughs] 71 00:02:39,595 --> 00:02:41,031 Who do I make this out to? 72 00:02:41,118 --> 00:02:42,564 [grunts] 73 00:02:42,713 --> 00:02:44,971 Oh, the fainter's back. 74 00:02:45,059 --> 00:02:48,986 He'd really appreciate it if you could sign his... poster? 75 00:02:51,611 --> 00:02:54,790 DEWEY: "#DarkwingDuck"... Whoa! That's weird. 76 00:02:54,877 --> 00:02:57,181 "Darkwing Duck" is trending number one worldwide. 77 00:02:57,268 --> 00:02:58,596 What?! Gimme! 78 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,820 It says here they're making a movie 79 00:03:00,908 --> 00:03:03,525 - of Darkwing Duck! - They are? We am?! 80 00:03:04,203 --> 00:03:06,760 Darkwing Duck is back, baby! 81 00:03:06,848 --> 00:03:07,903 He is?! 82 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:09,760 - [exclaims] - [both grunt] 83 00:03:09,847 --> 00:03:11,161 It's him! Uhh... 84 00:03:11,248 --> 00:03:12,697 [all grunt] 85 00:03:14,296 --> 00:03:16,879 [Launchpad grunting] 86 00:03:16,966 --> 00:03:19,870 Launchpad! Stop looking in the rearview mirror. 87 00:03:19,957 --> 00:03:22,955 Yup! Totally profesh. No problem-ohh... 88 00:03:23,138 --> 00:03:26,076 - [brakes squeal] - Hey! Fragile cargo, huh! 89 00:03:26,163 --> 00:03:28,924 [chuckles] Back on top. Arriving on set 90 00:03:29,011 --> 00:03:33,083 for a big-shot movie in style. Thanks for the ride, fans. 91 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:36,899 Wow. I am going to a real movie studio! 92 00:03:36,986 --> 00:03:39,757 Where larger-than-life big-screen legends are born! 93 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,963 And you get to ride there with a real-life movie star! 94 00:03:43,926 --> 00:03:46,275 [sniffing] Musky. 95 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:48,210 Are we sure about this guy? 96 00:03:48,297 --> 00:03:50,067 Why wouldn't the studio send a car for him? 97 00:03:50,154 --> 00:03:52,447 Or, you know, tell him the movie exists? 98 00:03:52,534 --> 00:03:53,993 They couldn't make a movie without him. 99 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,008 Jim Starling is Darkwing Duck! 100 00:03:56,096 --> 00:03:58,086 Ya dang right he is, buddy! Heh. 101 00:03:58,173 --> 00:03:59,421 [gasps] I'm his buddy! 102 00:03:59,509 --> 00:04:00,886 Uhh... 103 00:04:03,645 --> 00:04:06,211 Oh, man. I hope whoever owns the studio 104 00:04:06,299 --> 00:04:09,955 isn't mad at... Wait, what the...?! 105 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:16,314 Sorry, you need more money for...? 106 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:18,594 The grand finale of my film. 107 00:04:18,682 --> 00:04:23,145 A psychological examination of man's inhumanity to man! 108 00:04:23,232 --> 00:04:26,859 Alistair, I haven't seen a movie since 1938. 109 00:04:26,947 --> 00:04:29,664 This studio was built to make cheap Office Safety Videos 110 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,041 for my company. 111 00:04:31,248 --> 00:04:33,890 You convinced me a "fun little action movie" 112 00:04:33,978 --> 00:04:37,092 would double my profits, but you're already over budget. 113 00:04:37,179 --> 00:04:40,031 If you want one penny more, I have to be consulted 114 00:04:40,119 --> 00:04:41,094 on all decisions. 115 00:04:41,182 --> 00:04:44,900 How dare you, sir? An artist's integrity... 116 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:46,957 Splendid. The movie should be in color. 117 00:04:47,044 --> 00:04:48,904 Color's all the rage these days. Oh! 118 00:04:48,991 --> 00:04:51,495 And the villain is going to need a mustache to twirl 119 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,682 whenever he does something evil. Heh... 120 00:04:56,665 --> 00:04:58,828 You have a movie studio 121 00:04:58,916 --> 00:05:01,972 that could fulfill a starry-eyed boy's cinematic dreams. 122 00:05:02,059 --> 00:05:03,774 Why didn't you tell me?! 123 00:05:03,861 --> 00:05:06,283 To avoid this exact conversation. 124 00:05:06,542 --> 00:05:08,445 OK, yeah, no, I can see that. 125 00:05:08,532 --> 00:05:11,259 I am the terror that flaps in the night. 126 00:05:11,346 --> 00:05:12,760 - I am the comeback - [all gasp] 127 00:05:12,848 --> 00:05:14,198 The audience demands! 128 00:05:14,302 --> 00:05:18,229 I am... a huge fan, Alistair Borswan! 129 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:19,759 I mean, I've never actually seen your work, 130 00:05:19,846 --> 00:05:21,462 but you're British, so I'm sure 131 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:24,732 that it's very classy, and... yeah... 132 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:27,409 Uh, yes. And you are? 133 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:30,751 [laughing] British and funny? 134 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,493 Whoa! This feels like the beginning 135 00:05:32,581 --> 00:05:34,508 of a great creative partnership! 136 00:05:34,596 --> 00:05:37,985 Aw, cool! A big-budget reboot of a thing I loved as a kid! 137 00:05:38,073 --> 00:05:39,516 Those are always great! 138 00:05:39,604 --> 00:05:42,220 Is Darkwing's motorcycle in it? Is he still a noble hero 139 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:43,511 who gets back up and fights for right, 140 00:05:43,598 --> 00:05:45,146 no matter what evil throws at him? 141 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:47,085 You're keeping the theme song, right? 142 00:05:47,995 --> 00:05:50,599 Would you like to see the trailer? 143 00:05:50,771 --> 00:05:53,471 Ooh! Aah! [giggling] 144 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,028 [thunder cracking] 145 00:05:56,935 --> 00:05:58,505 NARRATOR: Within every man, 146 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,737 there is a war. 147 00:06:01,131 --> 00:06:04,979 - Not of action, but of ideas. - DEWEY: Ugh! 148 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:06,771 - NARRATOR: There is no right or wrong. - [man screaming] 149 00:06:06,858 --> 00:06:10,768 No heroes or villains. Only darkness. 150 00:06:13,104 --> 00:06:14,575 - [people screaming] - There is one man 151 00:06:14,662 --> 00:06:16,604 who can fight the darkness. 152 00:06:16,692 --> 00:06:18,331 LAUNCHPAD: Yeah! Here we go, baby! 153 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:19,362 [thunder crashes] 154 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:21,026 NARRATOR: With more darkness. 155 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,733 LAUNCHPAD: What's this, now? 156 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:28,460 - [screaming] - It's the Dark-wing! Run! 157 00:06:30,205 --> 00:06:31,908 You can't just flap around in the night! 158 00:06:31,996 --> 00:06:33,460 You'll terrify people! 159 00:06:33,548 --> 00:06:35,600 It's too dangerous! 160 00:06:36,453 --> 00:06:38,835 NARRATOR: Darkwing: First Darkness. 161 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:41,055 This film not suitable for children. 162 00:06:45,486 --> 00:06:46,985 That is not Darkwing Duck! 163 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,641 DW'd never hurt innocent people 164 00:06:48,729 --> 00:06:50,235 or set the city on fire. 165 00:06:50,355 --> 00:06:51,446 Not on purpose. 166 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:53,168 But are we all not both 167 00:06:53,256 --> 00:06:56,394 the heroes and the villains of our own story? 168 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:59,397 What? I don't... What?! 169 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:01,455 Well, I kinda like it! Grim, gritty. 170 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:04,782 Shows off my dark, smoldering side. Ooh! Ahh! 171 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:06,785 - I kinda hated it. - What?! 172 00:07:06,873 --> 00:07:08,353 I didn't understand what was happening 173 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,977 or what the bad guy was doing or even who the bad guy was. 174 00:07:11,086 --> 00:07:12,766 I knew he needed a moustache! 175 00:07:12,854 --> 00:07:15,748 It needs aliens! Oh! Or ninjas! 176 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:18,415 Or the streetwise sidekick who skateboards everywhere 177 00:07:18,503 --> 00:07:21,180 and talks in catchphrases, like ya Dewey! 178 00:07:21,268 --> 00:07:23,517 This is your main audience. If this fiasco 179 00:07:23,605 --> 00:07:25,235 is gonna make money, it has to appeal 180 00:07:25,323 --> 00:07:28,547 to the most childish child I know. Dewey's in charge. 181 00:07:28,635 --> 00:07:29,665 - What?! No! - Yes! 182 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,963 Let's talk musical numbers! 183 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:33,516 How many is not enough? 184 00:07:34,381 --> 00:07:36,318 Don't listen to these yahoos. 185 00:07:36,406 --> 00:07:38,733 We're making art! When do we start? 186 00:07:38,897 --> 00:07:41,001 Uh, we're almost finished, actually. 187 00:07:41,089 --> 00:07:44,922 Ah. So we're shooting the Darkwing scenes last. 188 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:46,086 No. 189 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,834 Of course! I'll be... be put in with CGI! [chuckles] 190 00:07:48,993 --> 00:07:52,109 [sighs] You are not playing Darkwing Duck. 191 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:56,244 - He is. - [cool guitar riff playing] 192 00:07:56,332 --> 00:07:57,969 - Huh? - You?! 193 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:01,735 Mr. Starling! Uh, we met at the signing. 194 00:08:01,823 --> 00:08:03,671 You fell on me, remember? It was a huge honor. 195 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:05,218 Uh, do you have any words of wisdom 196 00:08:05,306 --> 00:08:07,059 for the man stepping into your cape? 197 00:08:08,008 --> 00:08:11,329 [both exclaiming] 198 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:12,875 [grunting] 199 00:08:15,588 --> 00:08:17,187 [bones cracking] 200 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:19,790 That is not the Darkwing Duck I know and love! 201 00:08:19,887 --> 00:08:21,391 Yeah! It's not me! 202 00:08:21,479 --> 00:08:23,352 I wish there was some way we could show them 203 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,088 - how great the old... - Original. 204 00:08:25,176 --> 00:08:27,368 Uh, original Darkwing is. 205 00:08:27,456 --> 00:08:30,009 Hey, maybe there is. 206 00:08:33,402 --> 00:08:36,311 Are you with me, sidekick? 207 00:08:41,232 --> 00:08:42,827 OK. What's the plan? 208 00:08:42,915 --> 00:08:44,188 I break onto the set, 209 00:08:44,276 --> 00:08:46,756 you find this new hack actor's trailer, 210 00:08:46,844 --> 00:08:49,178 lock him up. I replace him in the finale, 211 00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:52,916 they see I'm obviously better, I'm back on top! Any questions? 212 00:08:53,004 --> 00:08:54,735 - Seven. - Pick the most important one. 213 00:08:54,891 --> 00:08:56,476 "Breaking in," "locking up." 214 00:08:56,564 --> 00:08:58,922 Doesn't that sound... not heroic? 215 00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:01,571 When the chips are down and everyone's against him, 216 00:09:01,659 --> 00:09:03,593 what does Darkwing Duck do? 217 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:04,850 Get back up and fight for right. 218 00:09:04,937 --> 00:09:07,486 And I'm Darkwing Duck, right? 219 00:09:07,651 --> 00:09:08,940 Of course! 220 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:16,424 I'll have to disguise myself to get past the guard. 221 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:19,745 Luckily, I can disappear into any role. 222 00:09:21,898 --> 00:09:23,934 I am the courier who delivers the... 223 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,448 [sputtering, coughing] 224 00:09:26,536 --> 00:09:27,639 Whoo! [coughs] 225 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:28,899 [grunts] 226 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:30,924 What production you delivering to? 227 00:09:31,012 --> 00:09:33,385 [coughing] Darkwing Duck. [coughs] 228 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,122 Huh? Never heard of it. 229 00:09:35,239 --> 00:09:37,706 What?! Remake of the popular TV show. 230 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,127 A superhero for the ages? 231 00:09:39,215 --> 00:09:40,956 GUARD: Oh! Like Gizmoduck. 232 00:09:41,044 --> 00:09:42,870 JIM STARTLING: No! Not like Gizmoduck! 233 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,076 (grumbling) Like Gizmod... ♪ Darkwing Duck! ♪ 234 00:09:45,171 --> 00:09:46,690 - [groans] - JIM STARTLING: "Let's get dangerous." 235 00:09:46,777 --> 00:09:49,355 ♪ Badaba! ♪ None of this rings a bell, seriously? 236 00:09:49,442 --> 00:09:52,338 Uh, we got a situation. Requesting backup. 237 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,770 [grunts] 238 00:09:53,857 --> 00:09:56,239 [guard radio chatter] 239 00:10:00,913 --> 00:10:01,979 [grunts] 240 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,340 [struggling] 241 00:10:04,428 --> 00:10:06,403 [grunting] 242 00:10:06,497 --> 00:10:07,440 Mmm... 243 00:10:07,528 --> 00:10:09,301 Aah! Unh! 244 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,809 Perfect. Now, I wait for that phony actor, 245 00:10:13,903 --> 00:10:16,493 lock the door, and us, the good guys, win. 246 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:17,549 Totally heroic. 247 00:10:17,636 --> 00:10:18,729 Mm. 248 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:20,979 [grunting] It's already locked. 249 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,151 The plan is falling apart. 250 00:10:22,239 --> 00:10:24,723 Help! I'm trapped in a prison of guilt! 251 00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:26,356 [grunting] 252 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:28,979 Fear not, helpless... Oh, hey, it's you. 253 00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:30,472 I... I heard your cries, and I freed you 254 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:31,978 from my... trailer? What... what... 255 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,434 What are you doing in my trailer? 256 00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:35,534 Definitely not locking you in here 257 00:10:35,622 --> 00:10:39,450 to sabotage your movie... buddy? 258 00:10:41,778 --> 00:10:43,153 Ahh... [exclaims] 259 00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:44,943 - [exclaims] - [crashes into toilet] 260 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,786 Aw, man. I'm sorry. 261 00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:49,806 You will be, villain! 262 00:10:49,894 --> 00:10:52,329 [both exclaiming] 263 00:10:52,582 --> 00:10:53,837 I've just gotta fix the movie 264 00:10:53,925 --> 00:10:55,519 to make Darkwing look like a hero! 265 00:10:55,627 --> 00:10:57,306 Oh, so what, you're gonna hold me hostage? 266 00:10:57,394 --> 00:10:59,295 Yeah. Real heroic. 267 00:10:59,957 --> 00:11:01,254 Sorry! Sorry! 268 00:11:01,342 --> 00:11:02,519 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! 269 00:11:02,607 --> 00:11:03,683 [Launchpad grunts] 270 00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:05,863 Wait, don't touch that! 271 00:11:06,004 --> 00:11:08,367 Whoa! A vintage Darkwing Duck Grim Avenger. 272 00:11:08,454 --> 00:11:10,106 Grape Shampoo bottle?! 273 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:14,585 [grunting] 274 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:17,306 - [heavy grunt] - Oh! My Darkwing Adventures comics! 275 00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:18,847 It's a complete run! 276 00:11:22,404 --> 00:11:23,637 Huh? 277 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,433 [gasps] Is that...? 278 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,504 [both] A hyper-rare Battle-Hat Darkwing Duck Action Figure! 279 00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:32,956 I thought these were banned because they posed 280 00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:35,127 a blinding hazard for kids! May I? 281 00:11:35,292 --> 00:11:37,667 Ah, a keen eye. I insist. 282 00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:41,558 Ow! Cool! 283 00:11:41,698 --> 00:11:44,414 [Jim Starling screaming] 284 00:11:44,501 --> 00:11:47,816 Gentlemen, thank you for coming to today's presentation. 285 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,939 What is this? 286 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:53,207 Oh, you're in the "Splash Zone." 287 00:11:54,019 --> 00:11:57,228 Sir, you cannot expect me to hand over the finale 288 00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:00,582 of my grim, complex masterpiece to this child. 289 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,253 Filmmaking is a team effort! 290 00:12:02,341 --> 00:12:04,214 You've got to be open to new ideas. 291 00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:07,803 The time: dusk. Neon! Drama! 292 00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:09,473 Those big lightning tower things! 293 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,323 An epic showdown between Darkwing Duck 294 00:12:11,411 --> 00:12:12,893 and the villainous villain Megavolt! 295 00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:15,224 - Question. - Who has a moustache. 296 00:12:15,421 --> 00:12:16,778 Question rescinded. 297 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:21,206 Your pyro-pandemonium is passé, Hot Couture! 298 00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:23,653 Au contraire, Darkwing. 299 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:27,089 I'm setting the fashion world... on fire! 300 00:12:27,177 --> 00:12:28,661 [whooshing sounds] 301 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:29,958 Oh, no! 302 00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:35,058 Aah! Work through the pain. You got this. 303 00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:37,300 Oops. My bad. 304 00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:40,747 Hey, I had that same lunchbox as a kid. 305 00:12:41,113 --> 00:12:42,544 Not like this one. 306 00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:44,495 Now, shocking as it may sound, 307 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,591 I was not the coolest kid growing up. 308 00:12:46,785 --> 00:12:47,862 What? No. 309 00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:49,635 I know, right? But one day, 310 00:12:49,722 --> 00:12:52,282 I saw this show about this hero. 311 00:12:52,369 --> 00:12:54,995 He was unstoppable. No matter how many times 312 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,095 he was beat up or blown up or electrocuted... 313 00:12:57,183 --> 00:12:58,824 LAUNCHPAD: No matter how many planes he crashed or... 314 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,824 Or how much property damage he caused... 315 00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:03,192 DRAKE: He always got back up and fought for what's right. 316 00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:04,828 LAUNCHPAD: So you got that lunchbox, 317 00:13:04,932 --> 00:13:06,318 everyone saw how cool you are, 318 00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:07,998 and they stopped beating you up! 319 00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:10,102 DRAKE: Oh, no. They... They beat me up much harder. 320 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:13,572 But I kept... getting... up. 321 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,709 Look, I know this movie's not perfect. 322 00:13:19,796 --> 00:13:21,099 But I really want to make it better. 323 00:13:21,186 --> 00:13:22,901 Then, maybe I can be on the lunchbox 324 00:13:22,988 --> 00:13:25,044 that inspires some other kid like me. 325 00:13:25,402 --> 00:13:27,105 And a cut of the toy sales would be nice. 326 00:13:27,192 --> 00:13:30,300 You are a true fan. We can save this movie! 327 00:13:30,388 --> 00:13:31,743 We gotta tell Mr. Starling. 328 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,178 Yeah, I... I don't know. 329 00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:36,512 He kind of wants to make me not alive anymore. 330 00:13:36,957 --> 00:13:40,661 Get your cape. We're gonna save Darkwing Duck. 331 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,532 [panting] 332 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,141 [gasps] 333 00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:50,117 How hard can it be to find an idiot in a purple cape? 334 00:13:50,305 --> 00:13:53,443 Follow me, Darkwing Dance Crew. To stardom! 335 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:55,124 [dancers] One, two, three, and four. 336 00:13:55,212 --> 00:13:56,891 Up and down and left and right. 337 00:13:57,079 --> 00:13:58,715 Left and right and up and down. 338 00:13:58,802 --> 00:14:00,430 Up and down and left and right. 339 00:14:00,526 --> 00:14:02,052 It's so easy, it's so right. 340 00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:03,858 Up and down and left and right. 341 00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:05,555 - Up and down and left and right. - [yelps] 342 00:14:05,642 --> 00:14:07,187 - Left and right and up and down. - [grunts] 343 00:14:07,274 --> 00:14:08,952 Up and down and left and right. 344 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,280 Dewey, the actor playing Darkwing is a big fan, 345 00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:13,915 so Jim can give him pointers and help make him more heroic, 346 00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:15,721 and together, we're going to convince Borswan 347 00:14:15,808 --> 00:14:17,467 to fix the movie. Have you seen Jim? 348 00:14:17,555 --> 00:14:19,085 He might be on my set! They're letting me do 349 00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:20,770 whatever I want, and it's crazy and huge, 350 00:14:20,857 --> 00:14:22,943 and I don't even know if it's any good. Follow me! 351 00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:24,429 [both] Making movies is fun! 352 00:14:24,516 --> 00:14:25,554 [struggling] 353 00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:27,812 Mr. Starling! There you are. 354 00:14:27,986 --> 00:14:31,343 - Mm! - I am so sorry about... everything. 355 00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:33,560 You helped me through a really rough time. 356 00:14:33,648 --> 00:14:35,304 Your heart is in my lunchbox. 357 00:14:35,882 --> 00:14:37,710 Come work on the movie with me. 358 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,405 Together, we can inspire 359 00:14:39,531 --> 00:14:43,804 a new generation and make the best Darkwing Duck ever! 360 00:14:45,549 --> 00:14:47,734 Yes. I will. 361 00:14:47,905 --> 00:14:49,653 [grunting] 362 00:14:49,912 --> 00:14:52,320 Ow! Oh! Why? 363 00:14:52,468 --> 00:14:56,171 We! Fix movie. Together. Why? 364 00:14:56,259 --> 00:14:59,872 Stupid. Movie star. Face. Get. In! 365 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,109 - [birds chirping] - [panting] 366 00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:06,375 Showtime! [evil laughing] 367 00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:16,211 [music playing] 368 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,591 What?! No, no, no, no, no, no! 369 00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,637 Easy, Matthew. Don't want that baby 370 00:15:27,724 --> 00:15:29,843 out of tune for the big musical number. 371 00:15:29,939 --> 00:15:33,005 What did you do to my psychological masterpiece? 372 00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:36,468 I added chainsaw jugglers. You're welcome. 373 00:15:36,555 --> 00:15:38,453 [sawing] 374 00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:41,184 - I don't know about this. - Thank you! 375 00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:42,908 The villain's moustache has to be 376 00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:44,755 at least twice as twirly. 377 00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:47,675 [sighs] 378 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:50,773 - [sighs, exclaims] - Listen... 379 00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:53,357 Ignore all these distractions. Stick to our script. 380 00:15:53,445 --> 00:15:57,689 Darkwing confronts Megavolt, surrenders, then takes a knee. 381 00:15:57,776 --> 00:15:59,419 [scoffs] Excuse me! 382 00:15:59,507 --> 00:16:01,493 I didn't work this hard to make a comeback 383 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,695 just to lose a fight to that joker. 384 00:16:03,782 --> 00:16:06,124 Oh! There you are! Did you find...? 385 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:09,523 Uh, that actor kid? Yeah. Said I could film the finale. 386 00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:11,581 - He... did? - Oh, yeah. 387 00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:14,578 Stubbed his toe really badly and just quit. 388 00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:18,349 Movie stars. One little boo-boo and they fall apart. 389 00:16:18,475 --> 00:16:19,984 That doesn't sound like him. 390 00:16:20,072 --> 00:16:22,913 And why are you saying things all mean? 391 00:16:28,585 --> 00:16:30,893 And... action! 392 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,724 You can't defeat me! I'm awesome! 393 00:16:37,983 --> 00:16:41,044 Surrender, and do it now! 394 00:16:41,578 --> 00:16:44,841 I've lost... the ability to surrender 395 00:16:44,929 --> 00:16:48,036 to a two-bit, ten-watt dim bulb like you! 396 00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:49,519 Wait. Who is that? 397 00:16:49,606 --> 00:16:51,955 Why isn't his robot face coming off? 398 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,211 JIM STARTLING: Feast on this! 399 00:16:53,298 --> 00:16:54,742 [grunts] 400 00:16:59,482 --> 00:17:01,052 [crew panicking] 401 00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:02,420 Quick! Cut! 402 00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:03,890 No cuts! 403 00:17:05,121 --> 00:17:07,437 - Jim Starling never cuts! - Huh? 404 00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:09,716 JIM STARTLING: I'll film this finale if it kills me. 405 00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:11,896 And everyone on this roof! 406 00:17:11,984 --> 00:17:15,377 DRAKE: I am the terror that flaps in the night. 407 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,602 I am the overstuffed burrito 408 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:20,671 that spills onto the lap of crime. 409 00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:24,554 I am Darkwing Duck! 410 00:17:24,696 --> 00:17:26,640 No, I am! 411 00:17:27,409 --> 00:17:29,242 [grunting] 412 00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:31,520 [whimpering] 413 00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:35,977 What is that idiot doing? 414 00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:39,304 Drawing fire. Get everyone out! 415 00:17:42,927 --> 00:17:43,998 Ugh! 416 00:17:44,086 --> 00:17:45,150 [grunting] 417 00:17:45,246 --> 00:17:46,825 We've gotta stop the flames! 418 00:17:46,913 --> 00:17:49,606 I'll keep him distracted. You turn on the rain machine. 419 00:17:51,508 --> 00:17:54,023 [both] Let's. Get. Dangerous. 420 00:17:54,337 --> 00:17:56,198 - This is so cool! - [gasps] I know! 421 00:17:56,286 --> 00:17:57,642 It feels so right! 422 00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:59,450 [both exhale] 423 00:18:01,778 --> 00:18:02,977 [growls] 424 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:07,848 Ha-ha! 425 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,333 What?! I knocked you out cold. 426 00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:13,669 Like, a lot! 427 00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:15,036 I don't want to brag, 428 00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:17,997 but I'm incredibly strong and resilient. 429 00:18:18,204 --> 00:18:20,457 Oh, really? 430 00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:24,083 - Darkwing! - No! 431 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,799 [evil laughter] 432 00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:28,144 Uh, what? 433 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,622 Get back up. 434 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,529 Darkwing! 435 00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,079 No! 436 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,552 [groaning] 437 00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:44,042 [piano keys play] 438 00:18:44,176 --> 00:18:45,556 [exclaims] 439 00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:49,039 Why won't you stay down? 440 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,380 [exclaiming] 441 00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:56,234 [machine whirring] 442 00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:58,574 Keep... getting... up... 443 00:19:03,239 --> 00:19:04,495 [growls] 444 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,195 [gasps, grunts] 445 00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:10,757 [both grunting, exclaiming] 446 00:19:15,974 --> 00:19:17,859 Uncle Scrooge, stop the bad guy! 447 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,648 Which is the bad guy?! 448 00:19:19,736 --> 00:19:22,490 If only one had a blasted moustache! 449 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,073 [both grunting, exclaiming] 450 00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,624 Oh! [groans] 451 00:19:32,268 --> 00:19:34,105 [straining] 452 00:19:34,192 --> 00:19:35,503 Aah! 453 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:43,214 Show's over, Dead Meat Duck. 454 00:19:43,301 --> 00:19:45,254 [grunts] Stop! 455 00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:47,629 You're not a villain. You're a hero. 456 00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:49,365 Our hero. 457 00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:51,590 No matter how hopeless things got, 458 00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:54,629 Darkwing Duck got back up and did what was right. 459 00:19:54,786 --> 00:19:56,873 For Darkwing Duck is bigger than one man. 460 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,987 He is the hope that flaps in the night. 461 00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:01,733 This may be the most eloquent Launchpad has ever been. 462 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,973 He knows a lot about this one thing. 463 00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:06,114 But he is light. Just. 464 00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:08,692 And the most tenacious part of all good men. 465 00:20:08,801 --> 00:20:09,986 Um, Launchpad? 466 00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:11,587 Inspiring the citizenry to rise 467 00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:12,744 to a new Promethean... 468 00:20:12,831 --> 00:20:14,791 Hey, dummy, it's about to blow! 469 00:20:14,878 --> 00:20:16,948 You really can't stop him once he gets started. 470 00:20:17,035 --> 00:20:19,028 Well, yeah. He's your biggest fan. 471 00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:20,387 LAUNCHPAD: one who subjugates his will. 472 00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:21,700 To the will of the common good. 473 00:20:21,826 --> 00:20:23,587 A caring duck of mystery. 474 00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:25,028 A champion of right. 475 00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:28,471 Who is the cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? 476 00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:30,283 - I got ya! - No, I got him! 477 00:20:30,371 --> 00:20:31,963 About ourselv... unh! 478 00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,465 [both grunt] 479 00:20:33,552 --> 00:20:35,129 [screams] 480 00:20:36,399 --> 00:20:38,007 [both gasp] 481 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:46,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 482 00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:51,594 [struggling] 483 00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:53,296 That was the perfect end! 484 00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:55,489 A hero grappling with his dark id. 485 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,828 In a cleansing rain! Here's the footage. 486 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,059 [gasps] 487 00:21:04,094 --> 00:21:06,535 [music playing] 488 00:21:09,048 --> 00:21:11,358 No! Over the entire fight? 489 00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:13,383 It's... my masterpiece. 490 00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:16,374 Well, this was a disaster. I'm shutting this down. 491 00:21:16,461 --> 00:21:19,355 There will never be a Darkwing Duck movie. 492 00:21:19,442 --> 00:21:21,357 Well, there's still no sign of Starling. 493 00:21:21,444 --> 00:21:23,314 The movie's ruined, I lost my big break, 494 00:21:23,401 --> 00:21:26,017 my hero tried to kill me, and - oh! I blew him up. 495 00:21:26,104 --> 00:21:27,552 Oh, what am I gonna do now? 496 00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:30,774 What Darkwing Duck always does: Get back up. 497 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,246 You know, you could do this for real. 498 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:34,600 What? Be a superhero? 499 00:21:34,688 --> 00:21:36,706 I mean sure, I'm scrappy, I'm brave, 500 00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:37,929 I look great in the cape. 501 00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:39,197 Gizmoduck does it. 502 00:21:39,284 --> 00:21:41,044 I am better than Gizmoduck. 503 00:21:41,131 --> 00:21:42,754 It's one thing to play a hero. 504 00:21:42,842 --> 00:21:44,905 And it's another thing to actually be a hero. 505 00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:46,587 Do it for Jim. 506 00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:49,752 I don't know, I... 507 00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:51,629 This whole thing sounds like it could get... 508 00:21:51,717 --> 00:21:52,818 Dangerous? 509 00:21:56,075 --> 00:21:58,111 You already got one fan. 510 00:22:02,183 --> 00:22:04,771 "Drake Mallard." Never heard of ya. 511 00:22:12,307 --> 00:22:14,099 JIM STARTLING: It was all a setup. 512 00:22:14,287 --> 00:22:16,433 That hack put my fan in danger 513 00:22:16,521 --> 00:22:19,715 to steal the glory and humiliate me. 514 00:22:19,927 --> 00:22:22,073 They want grim and gritty, huh? 515 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,326 Happy to play the part. 516 00:22:24,429 --> 00:22:26,615 [evil laughter] 517 00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:30,256 Synchronized by srjanapala 517 00:22:31,305 --> 00:22:37,588 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org