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♪♪
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[coins clink]
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Something's terribly wrong.
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[Webby grunting]
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Haah!
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[roars]
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No, that's not it.
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[muffled sound of wind blowing]
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Aaaah!
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[Scrooge]
Tempest in a teapot.
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Pesky, but manageable.
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[Della and Huey]
A prophesied hero has arrived.
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A hero who is... you?
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Rise, Legends of LegendQuest!
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I mean, this is very wrong,
but it's not this, either.
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I've checked
the whole blasted mansion.
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What can it be?
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[coin clinks]
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Morning, Scroogie.
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Goldie?!
What are you doing here?!
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She's with me.
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♪ Life is
like a hurricane ♪
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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
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♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪
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♪ It's a duck-blur ♪
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♪ We might solve
a mystery ♪
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♪ Or rewrite history ♪
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♪ Ducktales, whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Ducktales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do ♪
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♪ Bad and good-luck tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ D-d-danger lurks behind you ♪
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♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪
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♪ What to do? ♪
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♪ Just grab on
to some Ducktales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there ♪
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♪ Making Ducktales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of daring
bad and good ♪
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♪ Not phony tales
or cottontails ♪
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- ♪ No, Ducktales! ♪
- ♪ Whoo-ooh! ♪
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*DUCKTALES (2017)*
Season 02 Episode 18
Title: "Happy Birthday Doofus Drake!"
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Why? How?! Why?!
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Your whole "work really hard,
make money square" thing
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doesn't really work
for me.
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Goldie's "make money easy
with no downsides"
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works much better with
the Louie Incorporated brand.
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Hands off,
you common thief!
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Don't let her
get too close, lad.
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Oh, please,
I'm a professional.
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I can handle this.
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[Louie] How did this go
so wrong so quickly?
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Rule number one, kid:
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If you wanna pick a pocket,
you gotta get close.
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[floorboard creaks]
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Better luck next time,
rookie.
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[Louie] Rookie?
I'll have you know,
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I am
the "evil triplet," okay?!
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Sure. You're the scariest bunny
in the pet shop.
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Lemme guess,
you see all the angles.
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You're "sharper
than the sharpies."
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Didn't see this angle,
sharpie.
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[softly weeping]
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Louie Incorporated
is my dream,
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but no one believes
that I can do it.
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I know I'll never be able
to work harder than Scrooge,
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but I... I thought maybe I could
learn to be clever like you,
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my... my hero.
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Not bad. Was that
a "Crocodile Waterworks"?
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[Louie] It was a "Hero's Guilt
Trip" with a "Lone Wolf Gambit."
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You know your cons.
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Hmm.
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So you'll teach me?
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Only if you
can get me in here.
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No. No way.
Not Doofus Drake's Birthday!
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[Della] I can't believe
this game's still around!
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Scrooge and Donald used to come
home to sleep after an adventure,
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but this baby let me
quest all night long.
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This is going to be epic!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Huey]
Let's do this!
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[gentle music playing]
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So what do you think
the word "epic" means?
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[force field humming]
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Epic. Real epic.
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[pulses]
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Sooo, what first?
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Raid the Cybertroll Citadel?
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Crash the wedding
of Princess Username
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and the demonic
yet alluring Heartthrob-goblin?!
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Invaders!
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Hup!
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Haaah! Huh?
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Stay away from my DataFarm!
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- Yah! Unh!
- [insects chime]
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These Grindhoppers
drop 3 XP!
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But the impractically
giant weapons!
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The high-stakes adventure!
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[thunder]
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Ha ha.
You want high stakes?
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If I don't defend
this crop,
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the whole village won't
have turnips this season, so...
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watch out!
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[laser blasts]
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[chimes]
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You're doing it!
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- [bell dings]
- [party horn toots]
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[shuddering]
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Oh!
[stammering] I'm good!
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Laaah!
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[groaning]
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"Not full of hair"?
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The fact that
he has to say it... [gasp]
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There's gotta be...
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[together] ...$457 million
and 17 cents...
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...worth of stuff here!
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Gift bags for guests
as they depart
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full of priceless heirlooms
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from Doofus'
beloved Guhmeemama Frances.
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[both, reverently]
Guhmeemama...
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- [gong rings]
- The hour is at hand!
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Great party.
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Can't wait to tell my therapist
about it when I'm older.
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Bye-eeee!
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[Goldie] Nope.
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What? Pretend to be family,
bolt with our gift bags.
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- That's the con. Aah!
- [slap]
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No. That's just being
a bad party guest.
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Besides,
we're not common thieves.
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We're con artists,
and we're getting all the bags.
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And how are we
supposed to do that?
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If I told you
the whole plan up front,
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you'd never learn anything.
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Also, I don't know yet.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I give you perfection.
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[harp music playing]
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[Doofus' dad]
I give you grace.
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I give you the universe's
perfect widdle angel...
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[ratcheting]
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Doofus Drake.
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[Doofus]
Hellowyn, Llewellyn.
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Aaah!
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I mean... Happy Birthday!
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It warms my heart
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to see all my wonderful friends
and your loving parents.
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- It reminds me...
- Whoa!
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...of my dear,
departed Guhmeemama.
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[Doofus' parents]
Guhmeemama...
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The only parent
I've ever known.
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Why does he hurt me?
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You know why.
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[sniffing]
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- Unfortunately, there are filthy
liars in our midst... -[guests gasp]
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- [gasp]
- ...only after my gift bags!
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[ominous music playing]
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Percival P. Peppington!
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[sniffing]
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[gasp]
He can smell lies!
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Percival,
you disappoint me.
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If you're going
to hire an actor
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to pretend
to be your son,
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at least hire
a child actor.
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Hey! I got range!
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[nervously]
This is some mix-up.
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I must have left
my real son in the car!
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I'll go get him!
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Aah!
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Would you like
to see my Honey Bin?
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Don't you mean
"Money Bin"?
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No.
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- [buzzer]
- Aaaah!
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- Whoa! Oh!
- [Percival screaming, bees buzzing]
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Eee! Oooh!
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Whoaa!
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So. Many. Liars!
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Oh, man, everyone was
pulling the same con as us!
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And we're
the last ones standing.
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Not exactly.
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[slap]
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Uh, Sharkbomb, my boy,
meet Doofus.
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[high-pitched voice]
Get off my back, Dad!
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Huh?
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[nervously] Uhh...
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Your blank stare
is soothing.
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[Glomgold muttering
in pain]
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That's an awful lot
of competition.
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Maybe you should keep
your distance, sharpie.
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No way.
This is perfect.
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We expose the others as phonies
to gain Doofus' trust,
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then get out of here with their
leftover bags before we're exposed.
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Ambitious.
Dangerously overconfident.
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Let's do it.
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- Mark Beaks,
meet my grandma... -[slap]
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Ow. Super young Aunt Goldie,
and, uh...
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Wait, since when
do you have a kid?
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Since I realized how many
likes Family Pics get online.
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Selfieburst!
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Digida-digida-digida
digida-dah!
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[muttering, gasps]
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- Hi, I'm Boyd!
- Aah!
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Uh, sure, you are.
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Yeah I love this...
What was it again?
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Uh, uh... son!
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Anyways, look at all the
cool stuff we did yesterday.
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Oh! Family memories.
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[whimpering]
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[kiss]
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[cooing]
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Mmm, mwah.
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Aye, what loving parent
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wouldn't keep a photo
of his kin handy?
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[hip-hop music playing]
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Goldie, was it?
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Oop!
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You must have pics
of your "nephew."
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Uhh, ah...
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- Of course I do.
- [photo booth clicking]
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They're right here
in my purse?
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The question is
which one?
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Because I love him so much,
how can I choose just one?
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So... I have four.
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Look at that roguish
twinkle in his eye.
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[ominous music playing]
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That's nice.
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[claps]
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Pool time!
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Not bad.
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Now we go
on the offense.
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Tell me,
who's our first mark?
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Sharkbomb! Get in the pool,
you wee whippersnapper!
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Don't tell me
what to do, old man!
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Old man?!
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Can an old man do this?!
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Aaak! Unh!
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- Him.
- Definitely him.
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Steady. Steady.
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The fate of the Dereznaroth
rests in your hands.
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Water too much and you risk
drowning the root system!
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- [whooshing]
- A checkpoint!
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You could cash in
all the experience points
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you have
from bashing grindhoppers,
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level up and really start
playing this game!
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Nah, if I step outside
the shield, I could die
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and lose all my XP.
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Whoa! With that much XP,
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you could be
the Duke of Destruction!
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Too dangerous.
I mean,
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the checkpoint's
way over there.
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[Launchpad] Woo-hoo!
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I'm the master of the sky!
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Look at me go!
I'm surprising myself!
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- This is amazing!
- Perfect!
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I mean, oh, no!
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00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,583
We should help Launchpad
fight that Defragon!
258
00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:54,333
Eh, too risky.
259
00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:55,913
But if you want to,
go ahead.
260
00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:57,619
Really?
All right, here I go.
261
00:09:57,707 --> 00:09:58,874
[shield whirs]
262
00:09:58,962 --> 00:10:01,254
Facing off against
the dangerous monster!
263
00:10:01,342 --> 00:10:02,939
[blasting]
264
00:10:03,822 --> 00:10:06,372
Ahh! That was easy,
265
00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,265
even though it seemed scary!
266
00:10:08,353 --> 00:10:09,616
And now, I can level up!
267
00:10:09,704 --> 00:10:10,743
[footsteps beeping]
268
00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:12,453
What a great life lesson!
269
00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:14,103
[beeping]
270
00:10:14,486 --> 00:10:16,742
[Della and Launchpad]
Whoo! Jetpacks!
271
00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:18,251
[Launchpad laughs]
272
00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:19,806
[camera clicking]
273
00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:29,663
[screaming in pain]
274
00:10:29,751 --> 00:10:32,873
[groaning]
275
00:10:33,048 --> 00:10:36,453
Hey, Flintheart, can I speak to
Sharkbomb in private for a second?
276
00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:39,843
Oh, uh, certainly.
277
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,212
[deep breath]
278
00:10:41,626 --> 00:10:43,702
Sharkbomb,
can I tell you a secret?
279
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:45,833
[Glomgold blubbering
underwater]
280
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,900
Great. I think my aunt
has the hots for your dad.
281
00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:50,448
She does?!
282
00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:53,372
I mean...
283
00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:54,699
[high-pitched voice]
...as if!
284
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,123
Ewww! Barf-o-rama!
285
00:10:57,210 --> 00:10:59,203
You're making me
look like a fool!
286
00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:01,290
You don't need
my help, geezer!
287
00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,583
Aah!
288
00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:08,203
[dramatic music playing]
289
00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:09,373
[Glomgold screaming]
290
00:11:09,499 --> 00:11:10,860
Ha haa!
291
00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:12,430
Huh?
292
00:11:13,947 --> 00:11:14,950
[licking]
293
00:11:15,038 --> 00:11:16,788
[nervous chuckle]
294
00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:19,215
Aah!
295
00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:21,083
Don't let go, Sharkbomb!
296
00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:23,873
[high-pitched]
Don't tell me what to do!
297
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,203
[bees buzzing]
298
00:11:26,546 --> 00:11:28,716
Ohh.
Pretty sharp, sharpie.
299
00:11:28,804 --> 00:11:29,898
You're a natural.
300
00:11:29,986 --> 00:11:32,242
- Those gift bags are as good...
- Yah!
301
00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:33,702
Aah! Oh!
302
00:11:33,804 --> 00:11:35,046
Ever so sorry!
303
00:11:35,134 --> 00:11:37,180
I mean,
hashtag you're all wet.
304
00:11:37,268 --> 00:11:38,287
Pewpew! Pewpewpewpew!
305
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,953
Ugh. They're going down.
306
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,413
Oh, yes.
307
00:11:42,648 --> 00:11:44,243
[gentle music playing]
308
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,124
The garden is tended.
309
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:49,120
Now the greatest adventure
of all: waiting.
310
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,623
[blades clanking]
311
00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,793
[creature growling]
312
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,960
- Hah!
- Aah!
313
00:11:58,304 --> 00:11:59,812
[Huey, gasping]
The Blaser Scythe.
314
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,377
No. No fighting.
315
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,492
Mm! Mmmmmm!
316
00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:08,651
Ooh, huh?!
317
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,293
Hey, Mom?
318
00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,804
I was thinking,
319
00:12:11,892 --> 00:12:13,622
I should step
out of my comfort zone.
320
00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:15,882
Maybe...
head to the checkpoint?
321
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,474
Really? Yeah!
322
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,404
Mother and son
against the GigaSwarm!
323
00:12:19,492 --> 00:12:20,882
Will we survive?!
324
00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:21,996
Naah!
325
00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:23,466
Yes, of course we will.
326
00:12:23,554 --> 00:12:24,585
It's right over there.
327
00:12:24,673 --> 00:12:25,500
[chiming]
328
00:12:25,588 --> 00:12:26,831
Okay, buddy, you got this.
329
00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:28,967
Every journey begins
with a single step.
330
00:12:29,055 --> 00:12:30,287
I got this, I got this,
I got this,
331
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,214
I got this, I got this,
I got this, I got this.
332
00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:36,773
[gasps]
333
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,802
[blasting]
334
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,380
Raaarrr!
335
00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,630
My rutabagas!
336
00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:49,263
Typically your step
would be in the other direction!
337
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,679
[Huey] I should never try
anything new!
338
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,273
[mechanical clicking]
339
00:12:53,361 --> 00:12:56,114
[Boyd] It's like
the machine speaks to me.
340
00:12:56,207 --> 00:12:57,585
Is that strange?
341
00:12:57,999 --> 00:12:59,695
What dirt have you
dug up on Boyd?
342
00:12:59,783 --> 00:13:00,788
I got nothing.
343
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:02,794
He's friendly,
he's freakishly strong,
344
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,484
and he gets along
weirdly well with Doofus.
345
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:07,255
There's gotta be
some weak spot.
346
00:13:07,343 --> 00:13:08,623
Something
in their history?
347
00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,458
All I have found
are hundreds of photos
348
00:13:10,546 --> 00:13:12,239
of them being
perfect together.
349
00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:14,703
Wait. Where are
the baby pictures?
350
00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:16,876
Beaks would never pass up
that sweet clickbait.
351
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:17,967
Click what now?
352
00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:19,582
What's this weird
Wi-Fi network?
353
00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:22,085
"Beaks Optimistic
Youth Droid"?
354
00:13:22,173 --> 00:13:25,132
[gasps] Oh!
B-O-Y-D! Boyd!
355
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,562
[both] He's a robot!
356
00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,552
How are we supposed
to trip up a boy-bot
357
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,163
who's programmed
to be perfect?
358
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,286
Get close,
don't get caught.
359
00:13:32,374 --> 00:13:34,302
Do you know how many
evil robots I've faced?
360
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:35,422
[laughing]
361
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,577
Too many.
362
00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:38,232
[pinball machine clanging]
363
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:42,984
Wow, Boyd, you said you've only
been playing since yesterday?
364
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,919
Yes! Daddy
took me to Funzo's,
365
00:13:45,007 --> 00:13:46,292
and we played
all the games,
366
00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,257
and then had ice cream
and flew kites!
367
00:13:48,345 --> 00:13:49,911
Big day! [laughs]
368
00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:51,794
What did you do
two days ago?
369
00:13:51,882 --> 00:13:53,538
[laughs]
370
00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:55,614
I... I can't seem to remember.
371
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,911
[circuits zapping]
372
00:13:56,999 --> 00:13:58,293
Why can't I remember?!
373
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,413
I dunno, sport.
374
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,076
Uh, maybe it was
all that ice cream, huh?
375
00:14:01,163 --> 00:14:02,388
- [zap]
- [Louie gasps]
376
00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,623
- [zapping]
- What's wrong with my friend?
377
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,958
Is it something
my butler did?
378
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:07,993
[gasps] Ohh!
379
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,332
No-no-no-no. Noooooo!
380
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,366
I think he's
a little over-stimulated.
381
00:14:12,454 --> 00:14:14,317
We'll have to remember
that for your birthday.
382
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,179
Hey, when
were you born again?
383
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,293
Yesterday!
384
00:14:17,381 --> 00:14:18,702
Wait, that's not right.
385
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:19,952
No, no, no, no!
386
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,218
Do not peer behind the curtain
of reality, bud!
387
00:14:22,507 --> 00:14:24,328
Aah aah aah aah!
388
00:14:24,539 --> 00:14:25,773
[static]
389
00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,230
[beeping]
390
00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:29,437
Does not compute.
391
00:14:29,819 --> 00:14:32,812
Compute?
No, I am not a computer!
392
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,249
[ding]
393
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:42,074
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
394
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:46,083
I am definitely
a real booooooy!
395
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:47,429
[powering down]
396
00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:48,781
[gasps]
397
00:14:53,148 --> 00:14:54,243
[Beaks] Oh, man!
398
00:14:54,374 --> 00:14:56,544
I'm gonna need,
like, a real big bag of rice.
399
00:14:56,632 --> 00:14:58,293
- My party!
- Aaaah!
400
00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,599
No! No! No!
401
00:14:59,687 --> 00:15:01,239
No! No! No! No! No!
402
00:15:01,327 --> 00:15:02,333
Whoa! Ah!
403
00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:03,281
Sharpie!
404
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,140
You conned that boy-bot
right out of sentience!
405
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,333
Maybe we should team up
on a more permanent basis.
406
00:15:09,663 --> 00:15:11,293
Really? You mean it?
407
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:14,796
This looks like the beginning
of a fruitful partnership.
408
00:15:16,664 --> 00:15:19,341
[whimpering]
I swore, after last year,
409
00:15:19,429 --> 00:15:21,872
no one's eyes would
melt out of their heads.
410
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,077
Who is responsible for this?!
411
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,851
Wuh-oh.
We ran out of chumps to...
412
00:15:25,947 --> 00:15:27,265
- He did it.
- What?!
413
00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:34,255
Llewellyn Duck,
I am so disappointed.
414
00:15:34,343 --> 00:15:36,163
Ruining poor Doofus' party,
415
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:38,661
trying to take
the extra bags for yourself.
416
00:15:38,749 --> 00:15:39,993
Who raised you?
417
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,388
Not you, lady!
She is a fraud!
418
00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,476
- Mmm mmm mmm!
- Children can be so cruel.
419
00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:46,827
Doofus makes us
share a fork.
420
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,984
You march home
right this instant.
421
00:15:49,072 --> 00:15:50,264
And to teach you a lesson,
422
00:15:50,352 --> 00:15:52,083
I'm going to take
your gift bags
423
00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:54,123
and donate them
to charity.
424
00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:55,239
[whispering] It's me.
425
00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:56,419
The charity is me.
426
00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:57,873
What happened
to working together?
427
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:58,993
Sorry, sharpie.
428
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,609
I only work for myself.
429
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,840
I want you gone, mister!
430
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,570
That can be arranged.
431
00:16:06,063 --> 00:16:07,952
[beeping]
432
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:11,812
[zapping, powering up]
433
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,810
Hi, I'm Boyd,
a definitely real boy!
434
00:16:14,898 --> 00:16:17,310
And I'm going
to destroy you!
435
00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:18,585
Aah!
436
00:16:19,138 --> 00:16:20,755
Aah! Help!
437
00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:23,304
You're a real boy!
You're a sweet, kind, real boy! I swear!
438
00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:24,812
- [Huey screams]
- [thud]
439
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,171
Yah!
440
00:16:30,384 --> 00:16:32,982
Aah! Whoa! Ow, stop!
441
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:34,533
What are you doing?!
442
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,453
It's piñata time.
443
00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:38,788
I'm the world champion.
444
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:40,890
But I've never hunted
445
00:16:40,978 --> 00:16:44,460
the most dangerous piñata...
Man.
446
00:16:45,248 --> 00:16:46,868
Huh! Unh!
447
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,944
No! Uh, tell me
about your hobbies, friend!
448
00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:58,036
Recharging!
Syncing to other devices!
449
00:16:58,124 --> 00:16:59,203
Aah! No!
450
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:02,960
[screaming]
451
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:06,413
Nooo!
452
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,203
No-no-no-no-no!
453
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:09,420
Stop!
454
00:17:11,453 --> 00:17:13,036
[powering down]
455
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,913
You've passed the test.
456
00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:16,804
What a loving parent.
457
00:17:16,892 --> 00:17:20,648
Willing to sacrifice herself
for such a foul child.
458
00:17:20,736 --> 00:17:23,773
You've given me a great
birthday gift, Llewellyn...
459
00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:25,812
A new Guhmeemama!
460
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,015
I'm sorry, what?
461
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:30,179
Long reign Goldiemama.
462
00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:31,920
Goldiemama.
463
00:17:34,736 --> 00:17:37,046
Take thine bags and go!
464
00:17:37,236 --> 00:17:38,546
- [gasps]
- What?!
465
00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:43,726
Aaaaah!
466
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,283
Aah! Oh!
467
00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:47,874
[Huey]
Aaaaaah! All my crops!
468
00:17:47,962 --> 00:17:49,437
This is my nightmare!
469
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,453
- [roars]
- Rrraaahh!
470
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,921
Unh! Hup!
471
00:17:55,749 --> 00:17:57,216
Oh! Huey! Help!
472
00:17:57,304 --> 00:17:59,976
No! Mom!
I'm not strong enough!
473
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,110
[creature growls]
474
00:18:02,198 --> 00:18:03,571
[Della straining]
475
00:18:03,704 --> 00:18:05,034
Yet.
476
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,920
[beeping]
477
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:16,257
His power level,
it's over 9,000!
478
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,281
Make way for the Duke!
479
00:18:19,406 --> 00:18:21,007
Yeah!
480
00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:23,054
Get away from my mom!
481
00:18:23,142 --> 00:18:24,935
[Huey shouting]
482
00:18:25,023 --> 00:18:26,856
Aaah yah!
483
00:18:26,944 --> 00:18:28,202
Yaaah!
484
00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:31,123
Whoa! Well, at least he's
out of his comfort zone.
485
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,695
[grunting]
486
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:38,499
[laughing]
487
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,732
I did it!
I'm a millionaire!
488
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,989
Woo-hooo!
489
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,882
Who's the sharpie now,
Goldie?
490
00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,717
I'm out here, rich.
491
00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:46,817
And you're in there,
492
00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:50,116
suffering who knows
what unspeakable horrors.
493
00:18:50,204 --> 00:18:51,204
[somber music playing]
494
00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:53,085
After you turned on me...
495
00:18:53,711 --> 00:18:55,164
saved my life...
496
00:18:55,408 --> 00:18:57,968
which was probably
part of her big con somehow!
497
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,577
She broke her own rules.
498
00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:03,890
She got too close,
she got caught.
499
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,515
She's on her own!
500
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:12,093
Tell me a story,
Goldiemama!
501
00:19:12,181 --> 00:19:13,514
[Doofus' parents]
Goldiemama.
502
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:15,992
Well, this one time,
I was trapped
503
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,138
in a dimension
where imps jabbed me
504
00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:19,663
with a million
tiny splinters
505
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:23,062
as they whispered my most
devastating failures in my ear.
506
00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:24,193
This is worse.
507
00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:26,679
[laughs] Good one!
Tell me another!
508
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,175
[bang, door creaks]
509
00:19:28,263 --> 00:19:29,929
Party's over, Doofus.
510
00:19:30,257 --> 00:19:31,286
Yah!
511
00:19:31,374 --> 00:19:32,843
Give me
my "aunt" back.
512
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,482
She's mine, you hear?!
513
00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:36,123
Raaah!
514
00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:37,364
Minions!
515
00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:39,593
"Parents."
Attack!
516
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,451
But, how?!
517
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,286
Guess what you dropped
in the gift bags?
518
00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:58,163
[whirring]
519
00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:01,077
See, I don't think
you need a Guhmeemama.
520
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,538
- Guhmeema...
- Knock it off.
521
00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:03,971
I think you need
someone
522
00:20:04,026 --> 00:20:05,936
your own age
to get close to.
523
00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:07,523
Happy birthday,
Doofus.
524
00:20:07,611 --> 00:20:09,751
I got you
a new baby brother.
525
00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:12,399
He's only a day old.
526
00:20:17,071 --> 00:20:18,484
Mommy? Daddy?
527
00:20:18,656 --> 00:20:20,211
Come here... son.
528
00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:21,303
Mmm!
529
00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:24,493
No! No!
You will obey me!
530
00:20:24,711 --> 00:20:26,623
I'll cut off your money!
531
00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:27,953
Don't worry.
532
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,834
I'll transfer
half of Guhmeemama's money
533
00:20:29,922 --> 00:20:31,703
out of Doofus' account
and into mine.
534
00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:34,280
After all, she was
my Guhmeemama, too!
535
00:20:34,368 --> 00:20:35,782
What?! No!
536
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:38,086
She was my Guhmeemama.
537
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,248
[whispers] Guhmeemama.
538
00:20:39,336 --> 00:20:40,436
Mine.
539
00:20:40,524 --> 00:20:43,196
You sentimental toaster!
540
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,264
Don't you speak
to your brother that way.
541
00:20:46,352 --> 00:20:48,483
You're grounded.
Indefinitely.
542
00:20:48,571 --> 00:20:49,623
[gasps]
543
00:20:49,711 --> 00:20:51,623
He's not
even my brother!
544
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,391
I'm... free.
545
00:20:53,571 --> 00:20:56,078
I'll get you for this,
Llewellyn Duck!
546
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,539
Oh, give it time.
547
00:20:57,635 --> 00:20:59,000
If you get close
enough to someone,
548
00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:00,957
they start to feel
like family.
549
00:21:01,045 --> 00:21:02,516
Right, Goldie...
550
00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:06,953
- The gift bags?!
- [creaking]
551
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,084
Aaaaah!
552
00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:10,031
- Hah!
- [punches landing]
553
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:11,140
Yah!
554
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,529
I will destroy you! Aah!
555
00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:16,163
Huey! It's done!
You slayed it!
556
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:19,115
Huey! This is far enough
out of your comfort zone!
557
00:21:19,203 --> 00:21:20,811
You're in too deep!
558
00:21:20,899 --> 00:21:22,407
I got in too deep!
559
00:21:22,495 --> 00:21:23,951
I had the money!
560
00:21:24,039 --> 00:21:25,537
I was in the clear!
561
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:26,969
[sobbing]
562
00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:28,711
"Crocodile's Waterworks"?
563
00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:29,944
Goldie.
564
00:21:30,032 --> 00:21:31,094
Ah.
565
00:21:31,182 --> 00:21:33,227
I'd say you get used to it,
but that'd be a lie.
566
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:35,569
I thought I found
someone who really got me.
567
00:21:35,657 --> 00:21:36,953
We had a connection.
568
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,703
When you spend all your time
looking for an angle,
569
00:21:39,821 --> 00:21:42,453
it's hard to see
what's in front of your face.
570
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:45,913
And that doesn't
make her too sharp, eh, lad?
571
00:21:46,157 --> 00:21:47,873
But why did she save me?
572
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,703
Maybe she let you
get close, too.
573
00:21:55,907 --> 00:21:57,211
[sighs]
574
00:22:00,177 --> 00:22:02,796
Sync corrections by srjanapala
575
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,490
[Theme music playing]
575
00:22:07,305 --> 00:22:13,858
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