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[♪♪]
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OK. Being grounded forever
isn't so bad.
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I got my phone. My phone
is also a TV, which is nice.
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Hi, Louie.
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You're super-grounded,
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so I blocked
your phone's signal
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and replaced all your videos
with this lecture on ethics.
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Way ahead of you.
Thank you, Huey...
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Nice try.
The dictionary defines
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- "grounding" as...
- Aw, man!
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[Scrooge]
Hurry up, kids!
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Adventure calls
and I've got a bet to win.
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Well, at least I can skip out
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on another
insanely dangerous adven...
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Wait. Hobo bindles?
Cans of beans?
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- [humming]
- A carefree attitude?!
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They are not...
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[grunts] Uncle Scrooge,
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your bet with Glomgold
is over in two days.
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You clearly have
more money than he does.
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Doesn't this seem,
I don't know... mean?
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I didn't come this far
by not hunting for treasure.
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So to guarantee my victory, we are
going after the Hobo King's Ruby Bindle.
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We're going where there's Cherry
Pep springs and the con man sings?!
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Where the gold geyser spews
cash just for youse!
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Where all your laziest,
schemeiest dreams come true...
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You're heading to
Big Rock Candy Mountain?!
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Oh, I am going.
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No, you are still grounded.
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What?!
No! What?!
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Uh... come on, kids,
let's finish packing.
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Big Rock Candy Mountain is the laziest
quest of all time! It's my dream!
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Your last dream made you
take treasure from the past
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which almost destroyed time,
space and your family!
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Now, to your room.
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You can come out
when you learn
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that no good ever came
from cockamamie schemes.
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Ready.
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Aim.
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Glom-go!
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[groaning]
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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- [groans]
- [groans]
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Flintheart.
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You're trespassin'.
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Get him outta here.
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Wait!
I'm not here to rob you.
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I'm here to recruit you.
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The Beagle Boys ain't for sale.
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I'm not looking for a henchman.
I'm looking for a family.
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- What?
- Huh?
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Because family
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is the greatest scheme of all.
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[laughs]
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[music playing]
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♪ Life is like
An evil scheme ♪
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♪ Here on GlomTales ♪
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♪ Sharks and bombs
And Scrooge's screams ♪
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♪ It cannae Glom-fail ♪
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♪ Cannae top my grand plan ♪
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♪ To beat that Scotsman ♪
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♪ GlomTales ♪
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♪ Technically
I'm Scottish as well ♪
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♪ GlomTales ♪
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♪ Uh... Scrooge stinks
Scrooge stinks ♪
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♪ Scrooge stinks
Scrooge stinks ♪
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♪ GlomTales! ♪
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♪ What's next? Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ C-C-CG, it's so fancy ♪
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♪ Once Scrooge sees this
There's no chance ♪
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♪ He can compete with
The glory of GlomTales! ♪
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♪ Bravest, strongest
And most modest ♪
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♪ GlomTales! ♪
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♪ OK, we ran out of budget ♪
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♪ But kids six to ten
Will love it ♪
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♪ GlomTales! ♪
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*DUCKTALES (2017)*
Season 02 Episode 22
Title: "Glom Tales"
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[groans]
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I finally figured out
why I keep losing to Scrooge.
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You're a moron?
Your plans are terrible?
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He's smarter and stronger
and craftier and...
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Wrong!
It's his family!
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He's got a whole team
who work harder and cheaper
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because they, I don't know,
"love him"? [groans]
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So I'm getting together
a team...
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No, a family...
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Capable of wiping out
Scrooge and his whole brood!
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Why, together, we should be able to
take them down in two days, tops!
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Right now I need nephews
and a Beakley.
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Please, Ma,
let us keep him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Burger's right.
We could use
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a strong male figure
in our lives.
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- [groans]
- "Two days," huh?
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This ain't about family,
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this is about your stupid bet
with Scrooge, ain't it?
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You dug your own grave, Glomgold,
it's time you lay in it.
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No, please!
I cannae... I cannae...
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Spit it out!
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I cannae beat Scrooge McDuck,
all right?!
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I'm gonna lose everything.
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I've spent my whole life trying
to best him, but I cannae.
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None of us can.
On our own.
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But if we work together
to destroy him
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and his family before
the bet is over,
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it all goes to us.
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Everything Scrooge owns,
including...
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The deed to Duckburg.
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Which I could share
with my family.
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[all laugh]
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Attention, boys!
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We're gettin' Duckburg back
thanks to your new pa!
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[all cheer]
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[whispers] I, uh,
actually only need three.
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Never mind.
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[all] Aww!
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Bye, family!
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I'm very sad I'm missing
my dream vacation
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and definitely not gonna
scheme my way
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to Big Rock Candy Mountain
before you! [laughs]
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Yeah, right.
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Scheme detected.
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- Hey! What the...?
- Scheme detected.
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Scheme detected.
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Hi, sweetie!
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I thought you might try to worm
your way out of being grounded,
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so I had Gyro program
the DT-87 to babysit you.
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And to stop you from scheming.
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Hopefully it doesn't turn evil.
Love you!
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Wow, DT,
new screen looks great.
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Listen, I wanna know the rules here
so I can follow them.
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What is considered a "scheme"?
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Is it different from
a plan or a plot?
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Where do you come down
on ruses?
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[robot sounds]
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Exactly.
We need clarification.
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So I'll just pop over
to Big Rock Candy Mountain
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to ask my mom for
a clear definition.
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Yup, just so that we're
all on the same page, ya know.
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Request denied.
Scheme detected.
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- What?!
- Scheme detected.
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( screaming )
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Oh, come on!
That was a playful deception at best!
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[Mark Beaks]
I don't know, G-gold.
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What don't you know?
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We team up to take down
Scrooge and his family.
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The drawings are very clear.
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Yeah, I don't really take down,
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I build... my rep!
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Check it. My own
online currency:
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B-B-B-B-Beakscoin!
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[gasps]
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It is worth more than every
dollar in the world combined.
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Tell us where it is!
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It's in the cloud.
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- [grunts]
- [screams]
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This is a waste of time.
Let's roll.
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But we need him to fight Gyro's
technological doohickery.
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Then manipulate him.
Works like a charm on my kids.
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Beaks isn't a real threat
anyway.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Oh, right! Fine. Uh, yes.
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What kind of weak,
nonthreatening hack
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would rely on technology
to defeat Scrooge?
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Excuse you?
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Technology is the jam! Oh!
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I can wipe out your past,
your future,
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your entire existence
with a swipe of my finger.
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Because I am the future,
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and, yes, bro-sephus
and bro-sephine,
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I am Scrooge's downfall!
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I am Mark Beaks!
[laughs]
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Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew!
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I am in.
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Welcome to the family.
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[screams]
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[Louie's voice]
[snoring] Snoring.
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[snoring] No need to check.
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[snoring] Snoring.
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[snoring]
Definitely snoring.
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Scheme detected.
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[Louie's voice]
Fine, you caught me.
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Look, I feel terrible.
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I deserve to stay here
in the dark
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to think about my actions.
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Yes!
Classic Double Dummy Fake-Out.
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[robotic voice]
And I am also a fake.
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[screams]
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[groans]
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[screams]
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Why are we here?!
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We need a pilot!
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You could've
just hired one!
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With that kind of small thinking,
we'll never beat Scrooge!
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[muttering]
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[all scream]
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[screams]
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[whimpering]
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So you seek the assistance
of the charismatic corsair,
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the resplendent privateer, the...
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Uh, can we move this along?
We're kind of on a deadline.
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Join us and we'll give you the
vengeance that you crave. [screams]
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[groans]
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Everyone take five.
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Uh-oh.
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I will join!
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But I, Don Karnage,
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must be the one
to strike our foe down!
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No way. I've got dibs
on destroying Scrooge.
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It's my whole thing.
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Scrooge? No, no, no, no.
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I want Dewey Duck!
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- Uh, which one's Dewey?
- The blue one.
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The one who dared steal the
spotlight from Don Karn...
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Sure. Fine. Whatever.
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Can I also sing as well?
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[all] No.
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- But I can destroy Dewey Duck?
- Yes.
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- [laughs]
- [laughs] Now we're ready.
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Family!
Set a course for McDuck Manor!
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The moment of reckoning
is at hand for...
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Wait. Who is that
under your thumb?
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The whole world will be
under my thumb when I...
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Oh.
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Ah! I forgot to get a Webby.
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[Big Time]
But we need a Webby.
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We can't take on Scrooge
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without a freakishly
strong wildcard.
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Ooh, you know
what might be fun?
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No. Absolutely not.
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She is Scrooge's
greatest enemy.
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[gasps] How dare you?!
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We don't need her.
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As head of this family,
what I say goes!
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Family vote.
All in favor?
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Fine.
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Let's go get Magica De Spell.
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Behold!
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In my wand lies the strength
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to fracture the cosmos!
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I will make the world tremble
at my slightest scowl!
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Oh! I want
a doggy balloon!
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Here's a snake.
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Once I re-harness my powers,
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I'll turn you all into snakes.
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- What?
- Happy birthday.
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[party horn blows]
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Why do we want her?
She's lost most of her powers.
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00:10:01,937 --> 00:10:03,018
Perhaps it is a ruse.
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00:10:03,106 --> 00:10:04,543
Perhaps she's biding her time
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00:10:04,631 --> 00:10:06,982
before striking down
her unsuspecting victims!
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00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:08,451
[sneezes]
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00:10:09,371 --> 00:10:11,861
- She's a queen.
- Oh, man, she's good.
255
00:10:11,949 --> 00:10:14,019
Oh, maybe you'd rather
not destroy Scrooge
256
00:10:14,107 --> 00:10:16,090
and lose all your
money to him instead?
257
00:10:16,178 --> 00:10:18,871
Ugh. Fine.
I'll go talk to her.
258
00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:20,388
[man]
Two, three, four!
259
00:10:20,476 --> 00:10:23,138
♪ Happy happy birthday
Look how much you've grown ♪
260
00:10:23,281 --> 00:10:26,064
♪ It's a happy happy birthday
'Cause now you're in the zone ♪
261
00:10:26,276 --> 00:10:30,240
The Fun Zone!
[laughs]
262
00:10:30,328 --> 00:10:32,195
[party horn honks]
263
00:10:37,316 --> 00:10:38,897
[whispers]
This is me pretending to talk.
264
00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:40,866
I hate Scrooge
more than you ever could.
265
00:10:40,954 --> 00:10:42,435
Peas and carrots.
Peas and carrots.
266
00:10:42,523 --> 00:10:44,590
Peas and carrots.
Vegetables.
267
00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:50,006
Sorry, guys, Magica said
she's not interested!
268
00:10:50,094 --> 00:10:52,412
- [screams]
- Not interested in what?
269
00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:54,855
- [applause]
- Nothing.
270
00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:57,318
You're obviously
very busy here.
271
00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,321
Just all of
Scrooge's enemies...
272
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,381
Lead by his greatest rival,
me... are teaming up to...
273
00:11:02,469 --> 00:11:06,119
Take out his family and get our
grim vengeance on Clan McDuck!
274
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,270
And then we shall return here
and declare war
275
00:11:09,358 --> 00:11:15,269
against the day manager
and all children with birthdays!
276
00:11:15,357 --> 00:11:18,168
De Spell, what did we say
277
00:11:18,256 --> 00:11:22,202
about declaring magical war
on children? [laughs]
278
00:11:23,078 --> 00:11:24,717
Not to.
279
00:11:26,508 --> 00:11:28,608
[party horn honks]
280
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:32,168
I could not be more in.
281
00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:35,990
[Glomgold]
Ah, blind, petty revenge...
282
00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:37,999
That's what family's all about.
283
00:11:38,087 --> 00:11:41,904
Speaking of family,
let's go end Scrooge's.
284
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:46,576
[all laugh]
285
00:11:46,723 --> 00:11:50,106
You guys, our family is awesome!
286
00:11:50,194 --> 00:11:51,834
Help! DT-87!
287
00:11:51,988 --> 00:11:54,470
Louie tricked me into
this closet and took my place!
288
00:11:54,557 --> 00:11:55,717
DT-87!
289
00:11:55,805 --> 00:11:56,818
[clears throat] Mi mi mi mi.
290
00:11:56,905 --> 00:11:58,013
[as Huey]
DT-87!
291
00:11:58,101 --> 00:11:59,723
The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook
states..."
292
00:11:59,811 --> 00:12:00,833
[normal voice]
There it is.
293
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,951
[as Huey]
DT-87! It's me, Huey!
294
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:05,421
Incoming call from Huey.
295
00:12:05,647 --> 00:12:07,092
Hey, Louie, cool hat.
296
00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,162
Thanks a lot, Huey.
297
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,664
You would love this place!
298
00:12:10,752 --> 00:12:12,085
- [grunting]
- We're floating up a river
299
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:14,320
of fresh natural spring Pep!
300
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:18,138
What?! Really?! Describe the
flavor to me in intimate detail!
301
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,756
Describe nothing,
he hasn't earned it!
302
00:12:20,844 --> 00:12:24,138
[gasps] It's the Hobo King
on a gold silk reclining throne!
303
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:25,842
He's glorious!
304
00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:27,732
Just turn the camera
slightly to the right!
305
00:12:27,903 --> 00:12:29,021
[beeps]
306
00:12:29,109 --> 00:12:30,624
Oh, it's not fair!
307
00:12:30,712 --> 00:12:32,683
What is so wrong
with an innocent scheme?
308
00:12:32,771 --> 00:12:34,289
Accessing footage.
309
00:12:34,376 --> 00:12:36,693
Ethics is concerned
with how your actions
310
00:12:36,781 --> 00:12:38,829
negatively affect
those around you.
311
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,307
Duh.
312
00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:41,644
[sighs] Look,
313
00:12:41,732 --> 00:12:43,271
your plans, your schemes,
314
00:12:43,359 --> 00:12:46,388
they only lead to bad things
for your family.
315
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:49,259
If you want to be
a part of this family,
316
00:12:49,347 --> 00:12:51,084
you've gotta stop.
317
00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:52,538
[sighs]
318
00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:56,810
This is the one thing
I'm good at.
319
00:12:56,898 --> 00:12:58,818
Why can't you see?
320
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:06,074
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
321
00:13:14,650 --> 00:13:17,795
All right, hot shot, you got everybody.
Now what do we do?
322
00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:19,967
What our family does best.
323
00:13:20,055 --> 00:13:22,193
Destroy his.
324
00:13:25,259 --> 00:13:26,967
- [rumbling]
- [gasps]
325
00:13:27,296 --> 00:13:29,229
[klaxon sounds]
326
00:13:34,742 --> 00:13:36,223
[both grunt]
327
00:13:36,311 --> 00:13:37,865
[groans]
328
00:13:37,995 --> 00:13:41,839
Scheme detected.
Scheme detected.
329
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:44,182
Scheme detected.
Scheme...
330
00:13:44,285 --> 00:13:46,166
Scheme detect...
Detected...
331
00:13:46,307 --> 00:13:49,009
Must call Gizmoduck!
Must call the military!
332
00:13:49,097 --> 00:13:50,558
Must call anybody!
333
00:13:50,646 --> 00:13:51,560
[Mark Beaks' voice]
Doo-doo-doo!
334
00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:53,254
We're sorry, the number
you're trying to reach
335
00:13:53,341 --> 00:13:55,535
has been blocked 'cause
we're invading your house!
336
00:13:55,623 --> 00:13:57,523
All right, see ya in a sec,
'K, thanks, bye!
337
00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:04,712
[grunts]
338
00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:05,713
[gasps]
339
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,781
Hmph.
340
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:10,169
Get out!
341
00:14:10,257 --> 00:14:12,372
A demon butler! How quaint!
342
00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:14,544
Would you like to take
my coat, shawl,
343
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:18,568
or ghost-banishing amulet? Ha!
344
00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:21,490
[screams] No!
345
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,969
Daddy's home.
346
00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:33,693
- [laughs]
- Oh, no!
347
00:14:33,781 --> 00:14:35,076
Magica De Spell!
348
00:14:35,163 --> 00:14:36,982
Huh? [groans]
349
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:39,252
We've come for McDuck
and family.
350
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,189
So, uh,
are the others here?
351
00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:44,326
N-no. They're all gone.
352
00:14:44,646 --> 00:14:46,388
Oh. I see.
353
00:14:46,498 --> 00:14:48,122
Family meeting!
[screams]
354
00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:49,677
[knuckles crack]
355
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,224
Unbelievable.
356
00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:53,464
You didn't even check
if they were home?!
357
00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:55,076
Don't start with me,
Katherine!
358
00:14:55,164 --> 00:14:56,480
Dewey's not even here?!
359
00:14:56,568 --> 00:14:58,105
But this one
means nothing to me!
360
00:14:58,193 --> 00:14:59,300
Look, we're here.
361
00:14:59,387 --> 00:15:00,768
Why don't we
annihilate the green one
362
00:15:00,855 --> 00:15:02,003
as sort of a warm-up?
363
00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:03,067
And then what?
364
00:15:03,155 --> 00:15:04,778
What was your scheme
here, exactly?
365
00:15:04,866 --> 00:15:06,817
- Just show up and fight?
- Of course not.
366
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:10,059
I'm sure Flintheart
had a perfectly good plan and...
367
00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:11,579
[sighs]
368
00:15:11,981 --> 00:15:14,669
My scheme was to bring us
all together, like a family!
369
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:17,448
And then our family
destroys his family!
370
00:15:17,536 --> 00:15:18,965
How is that not a plan?
371
00:15:19,053 --> 00:15:20,958
- Is this the plan?
- Of all the absurd...
372
00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:24,614
A good scheme is like a family.
373
00:15:24,996 --> 00:15:28,411
It can be big, complicated,
frustrating,
374
00:15:28,499 --> 00:15:31,849
and people may not
always understand it.
375
00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:35,059
But when the individual parts
come together,
376
00:15:35,147 --> 00:15:37,596
they can achieve
the impossible.
377
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:43,005
And a family united
is the finest scheme of all.
378
00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:44,981
[sobbing]
379
00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:46,028
Who cares?!
380
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,973
In half an hour,
McDuck's gonna win the bet
381
00:15:48,061 --> 00:15:50,031
and become twice
as rich and powerful.
382
00:15:50,119 --> 00:15:51,676
All those resources.
383
00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:53,317
All those
magical artifacts.
384
00:15:53,405 --> 00:15:55,700
None of us will be able
to destroy him.
385
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:57,684
He will become...
untouchable.
386
00:15:57,772 --> 00:15:59,620
What do we do now, new Pa?
387
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:03,231
Uh, even if I lose my fortune,
we can still kill McDuck!
388
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:06,353
Well then, your fortune
goes to his family.
389
00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:08,156
Then we'll destroy
his whole family!
390
00:16:08,321 --> 00:16:12,624
[laughs]
391
00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:13,626
[bell dings]
392
00:16:13,714 --> 00:16:15,175
I know how you can win the bet,
393
00:16:15,263 --> 00:16:16,863
but I want in.
394
00:16:20,377 --> 00:16:23,530
Mr. McDuck, I believe
congratulations are in order.
395
00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:24,952
Why thank you, Owlson.
396
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,061
We're looking forward
to having you on the team.
397
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:30,340
Obviously I'm upset
that I'll be forced
398
00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:33,269
to work with a successful,
competent businessman
399
00:16:33,357 --> 00:16:36,763
who can make all
my business dreams come true!
400
00:16:36,851 --> 00:16:40,319
Very sad day.
It's a very sad day.
401
00:16:40,553 --> 00:16:42,546
Where is Flinty anyway?
402
00:16:42,843 --> 00:16:44,553
I'm gonna head to the mansion
to give Louie
403
00:16:44,641 --> 00:16:46,905
his hobo souvenir.
I'm worried about him.
404
00:16:46,993 --> 00:16:50,913
The DT-87 hasn't reported a single
scheme in 24 hours. Everything's fine.
405
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,231
[both grunt]
406
00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:54,233
[gasps]
407
00:16:55,304 --> 00:16:57,671
Not so fast, McDuck!
408
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,436
I knew
this day would come.
409
00:17:00,524 --> 00:17:02,678
Magica's grand revenge.
410
00:17:02,766 --> 00:17:05,358
I'm clearly standing in front!
411
00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:15,514
Lo, our moment is at hand.
412
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,936
For years I schemed alone.
413
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:22,302
Now I've added a family's
strength to my grand vision.
414
00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:26,314
Scrooge will bow
before Clan Glomgold!
415
00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:28,976
And then cower
before Magica De Spell,
416
00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:32,171
whose hatred is unbound
by time and space!
417
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,734
Your time is up, McDuck!
418
00:17:33,822 --> 00:17:36,990
The mighty Beagleburg
will rise again!
419
00:17:37,078 --> 00:17:39,023
For a new day is on the
horizon,
420
00:17:39,111 --> 00:17:41,585
and it belongs to those with
a superior intellect!
421
00:17:41,673 --> 00:17:43,413
AKA me!
422
00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:47,051
And I, the supreme ruler
of the skies, Don Karnage,
423
00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:51,187
seeks not Scrooge, but his
nefarious nephew Dewey Duck!
424
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:54,382
- You'll rue the day!
- The universe shall be mine!
425
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:56,398
♪ I'm comin' for you
You duck in blue! ♪
426
00:17:56,486 --> 00:18:00,054
Hey! We can't all make declarations
of hatred at the same time!
427
00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:02,291
And the name of vengeance
shall be Glomgold! Hey!
428
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,218
Wait! Not yet!
429
00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:08,578
- [grunting]
- [groaning]
430
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:11,656
[screams] It's not my fault
that I'm a better showman!
431
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:14,898
I surrender! Where's Gyro?
432
00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:16,400
I'm supposed to be
fighting Gyro!
433
00:18:16,488 --> 00:18:18,737
[grunting]
434
00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:20,070
[groans]
435
00:18:22,424 --> 00:18:24,806
Outta my way. McDuck is mine!
436
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,515
[grunts]
I never promised that!
437
00:18:26,603 --> 00:18:28,788
[both grunting]
438
00:18:30,405 --> 00:18:33,406
Fine. We'll split him.
But I get the top half.
439
00:18:33,494 --> 00:18:35,642
No! That's the part
that screams!
440
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:36,744
[screams]
441
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:38,380
[panting]
442
00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,954
- [screams]
- Not so fast!
443
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:43,130
You "not so fast"!
I'm the fastest!
444
00:18:43,218 --> 00:18:45,412
[Louie]
Hey! Everybody knock it off!
445
00:18:46,468 --> 00:18:47,599
[all] Louie?!
446
00:18:47,687 --> 00:18:49,435
This is not the plan!
447
00:18:49,523 --> 00:18:51,423
[all] Louie!
448
00:18:53,311 --> 00:18:55,460
Lad, are you... helping them?
449
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:59,904
That's right, Scrooge.
You didn't win the bet. I did!
450
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,326
[all]
Wait, what?!
451
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,846
It was I, Flintheart Glomgold,
452
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,850
who convinced all the other
villains to band together!
453
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,087
And it was I, Louie Duck,
who convinced them
454
00:19:09,211 --> 00:19:11,263
to hand their resources
over to Glomgold.
455
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,912
Combined, they actually have
more money than you.
456
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:16,677
I saved your lives, but...
457
00:19:24,953 --> 00:19:27,013
Glomgold wins the bet.
458
00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:28,466
[bell dings]
459
00:19:28,622 --> 00:19:30,466
B-less me bagpipes...
460
00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:34,371
I did it. I won the bet
and your company!
461
00:19:34,529 --> 00:19:37,712
With a scheme sorted out
by your own nephew!
462
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,388
Or should I say,
my new partner!
463
00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:42,685
[gasps]
464
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:44,646
And now that I have your money
465
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:46,516
- and your money...
- Hey!
466
00:19:46,604 --> 00:19:49,320
I don't need any of you!
467
00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:50,435
[spits]
468
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,438
I am the richest duck
in the world!
469
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:57,431
I am unstoppable!
I am Flintheart Glomgold!
470
00:19:57,519 --> 00:20:00,701
[laughs]
471
00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:03,451
[laughs] Yup.
472
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,424
Flintheart Glomgold won.
473
00:20:05,512 --> 00:20:07,427
His name is on
all the paperwork.
474
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:11,611
Only your name's not really
Flintheart Glomgold. It's...
475
00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:13,849
[Scrooge and Glomgold]
Duke Baloney.
476
00:20:13,975 --> 00:20:16,783
"Flintheart Glomgold"
is a fake identity,
477
00:20:16,871 --> 00:20:19,279
so all your money,
all your money,
478
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,482
and all your money
goes to your new partner
479
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,005
who is...
480
00:20:23,093 --> 00:20:25,242
Hold on one sec,
just let me check right here.
481
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,493
Oh, right.
482
00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:27,914
Me.
483
00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:30,224
Always read the fine print.
484
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,177
Trademark Louie Duck.
485
00:20:31,265 --> 00:20:33,333
What?!
But that was my scheme!
486
00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:34,912
I got the family together!
487
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:38,263
I was gonna steal their money
from them after I won! I...
488
00:20:38,351 --> 00:20:39,107
[growling]
489
00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:40,542
Can explain.
490
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,505
Let me get this straight.
491
00:20:42,593 --> 00:20:45,008
You stole
all of our fortunes,
492
00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:48,537
and then lost it all
to a child?!
493
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,620
I wish I never had a new Pa!
[crying]
494
00:20:52,707 --> 00:20:53,373
[groans]
495
00:20:53,476 --> 00:20:56,292
You scarred him for life!
That's my job!
496
00:20:57,111 --> 00:20:59,021
[grunts, screams]
497
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:00,542
[grunts]
How could you betray us
498
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:03,037
after such a dramatic speech
about family?
499
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,174
[both grunting]
500
00:21:05,485 --> 00:21:07,335
Face Punch App! Punch,
punch, punch, punch, punch!
501
00:21:07,422 --> 00:21:08,536
Ow! Ah. It was in selfie mode.
502
00:21:08,623 --> 00:21:10,438
You've made a powerful enemy!
503
00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:13,875
I have enough hate in my heart
for two Scottish billionaires!
504
00:21:13,966 --> 00:21:15,438
Should we do something?
505
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:16,846
[screams]
506
00:21:16,934 --> 00:21:18,698
Eh, it'll take care of itself.
507
00:21:21,595 --> 00:21:22,768
[grunts]
508
00:21:22,856 --> 00:21:24,230
[screams]
509
00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:29,721
Curse you, everyone!
510
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,697
Mom, I know I messed up before,
511
00:21:38,785 --> 00:21:41,487
but... seeing all the angles
is what I'm good at.
512
00:21:43,065 --> 00:21:46,946
OK, but you need to take care
to not hurt the ones you love.
513
00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,895
And I'll be here to help you
see the angles you can't.
514
00:21:50,729 --> 00:21:52,379
Now all you have to do
515
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:54,382
is turn the new company
over to Scrooge
516
00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:56,336
and everything
will go back to normal.
517
00:21:57,348 --> 00:21:59,448
[Scrooge] Louie.
518
00:21:59,536 --> 00:22:00,721
Louie?
519
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,883
Hmm...
520
00:22:03,464 --> 00:22:05,504
[Theme music playing]
Sync corrections by srjanapala
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00:22:06,305 --> 00:22:12,528
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