1 00:00:03,554 --> 00:00:04,892 Matching outfits? Check. 2 00:00:04,977 --> 00:00:06,594 Professional photographer? Hired. 3 00:00:06,686 --> 00:00:09,835 A million- dollar smile? Big check. 4 00:00:10,085 --> 00:00:11,228 Nothing's going to keep us 5 00:00:11,313 --> 00:00:14,085 from taking our best family portrait ever. 6 00:00:15,401 --> 00:00:16,777 [scatting] 7 00:00:19,726 --> 00:00:20,742 [sighs] 8 00:00:20,827 --> 00:00:23,865 - Oh, Hubert! - [sigh] 9 00:00:23,949 --> 00:00:26,820 Unexpected complication? Check. 10 00:00:26,905 --> 00:00:31,328 Guess who's got big plans for this year's family portrait? 11 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:33,984 It's me! 12 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:38,645 Nope. 13 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:42,023 All Uncle Donald wants is a normal family photo for once. 14 00:00:42,679 --> 00:00:45,562 That bear was pretty cool once you got to know him. 15 00:00:45,976 --> 00:00:48,047 Everything has to be perfect. 16 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:50,735 So no shenanigans this time. 17 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:53,119 I'll try, but I've shenanid- once, 18 00:00:53,203 --> 00:00:54,746 I'll shenan- again. 19 00:00:54,830 --> 00:00:57,804 Zing! "Dewble" entendre. 20 00:01:00,046 --> 00:01:01,336 For the last time, 21 00:01:01,420 --> 00:01:03,102 you cannot charge people money 22 00:01:03,187 --> 00:01:04,964 to watch Della jump off the roof. 23 00:01:05,048 --> 00:01:08,343 But I used to jump off the roof all the time on the moon. 24 00:01:08,427 --> 00:01:10,678 Where there was no gravity. 25 00:01:10,762 --> 00:01:14,140 The more dangerous it is, the more money we can charge. 26 00:01:14,476 --> 00:01:16,017 Hm. 27 00:01:17,968 --> 00:01:19,554 - Still no. - Uncle Scrooge, 28 00:01:19,639 --> 00:01:21,634 is your office all fixed up for the family picture? 29 00:01:21,718 --> 00:01:23,608 We've got about 30 minutes. 30 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,008 Of course it is. 31 00:01:25,093 --> 00:01:26,672 You asked him to do it weeks ago. 32 00:01:26,757 --> 00:01:29,238 He would never break a promise to his family. 33 00:01:29,687 --> 00:01:32,774 Exactly. Now if you'll excuse us, 34 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,027 we have to do something entirely unrelated. 35 00:01:35,111 --> 00:01:38,726 Oh, boy. So are we backing out awkwardly to pull a scheme? 36 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,546 Ready for the photo, Mrs. B? 37 00:01:45,631 --> 00:01:48,082 I'm ready for anything. There's been troubling reports 38 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,542 of a dangerous criminal agent 39 00:01:49,626 --> 00:01:51,157 breaking into houses in the area. 40 00:01:51,242 --> 00:01:52,390 Keep an eye out. 41 00:01:52,475 --> 00:01:55,548 Good thing we have our own professional spy in the house. 42 00:01:55,632 --> 00:01:58,093 Webby, I'm not a spy. 43 00:02:00,095 --> 00:02:01,805 I'm not a spy. 44 00:02:03,473 --> 00:02:04,710 Ha! 45 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:08,500 Uncle Donald, does something feel, I don't know, off? 46 00:02:08,585 --> 00:02:10,710 [in normal voice] Ahem, well, everything seems perfectly 47 00:02:10,794 --> 00:02:12,794 normal to me. 48 00:02:15,908 --> 00:02:17,968 ♪ Duck Tales, whoo- ooh ♪ 49 00:02:18,052 --> 00:02:19,570 *DUCKTALES (2017)* Season 03 Episode 02 50 00:02:20,226 --> 00:02:22,203 Episode Title: "Quack Pack!" 51 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:24,349 Aired on: April 04, 2020 52 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:32,074 A gift for your gay-self? Get a Gay Pack at www.nextgaything.com 53 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:48,235 [announcer] Quack Pack was taped in front of a live audience. 54 00:02:48,319 --> 00:02:50,987 - What's wrong? - You just sound different. 55 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:53,814 Scratchy throat. I, uh, haven't been sleeping much 56 00:02:53,898 --> 00:02:55,274 with all the stress of the photo 57 00:02:55,358 --> 00:02:57,193 and the lighting and the Dewey and... 58 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,914 - [gasps] - Oh, right. Sure. 59 00:02:58,999 --> 00:03:01,290 Don't worry. It'll be perfect. Let's go check on the office. 60 00:03:01,374 --> 00:03:04,313 And you'll feel much better once the photographer arrives. 61 00:03:04,398 --> 00:03:06,296 He's the best. A true artiste. 62 00:03:06,381 --> 00:03:08,402 - That's French for "artist." - [inhales and exhales] 63 00:03:08,487 --> 00:03:10,692 Webby, can you keep an eye open for the photographer? 64 00:03:10,777 --> 00:03:11,800 Oh, yeah. 65 00:03:11,885 --> 00:03:14,625 - [grunts] - [doorbell rings] 66 00:03:15,882 --> 00:03:19,423 Knox Quackington, photographer, artiste, extraordinaire. 67 00:03:19,507 --> 00:03:21,133 I'm an observer of life. 68 00:03:21,217 --> 00:03:22,510 I travel the globe, 69 00:03:22,594 --> 00:03:25,012 uncovering mankind's deepest secrets. 70 00:03:25,096 --> 00:03:26,687 He's a spy. 71 00:03:26,772 --> 00:03:28,398 - I'm sorry? - You will be. 72 00:03:28,562 --> 00:03:31,310 I mean, we'll be happy to be your subjects. 73 00:03:31,394 --> 00:03:33,687 [laughs nervously] This way. 74 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,696 No, no, no, no, no, no. It's much too dark in here... 75 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,023 - [loud thud] - [Knox screams] 76 00:03:37,108 --> 00:03:38,693 [Knox] No! Why? Oh, you're so strong! 77 00:03:38,777 --> 00:03:40,111 But so small. 78 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:43,906 All right, Uncle Scrooge, 79 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,950 how much of the study have you actually fixed? 80 00:03:46,034 --> 00:03:47,493 [gasps] 81 00:03:47,577 --> 00:03:49,162 Oh. That's not so bad. 82 00:03:50,101 --> 00:03:51,414 Aah! 83 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,671 How could you let it get like this? 84 00:03:53,756 --> 00:03:55,960 The first repairman wanted too much to fix it. 85 00:03:56,044 --> 00:03:58,003 And the more I waited, the worse it got, 86 00:03:58,087 --> 00:03:59,367 and the higher the price got, 87 00:03:59,452 --> 00:04:00,798 - and... - Oh, my gosh, you lied. 88 00:04:00,882 --> 00:04:01,960 What a terrible example. 89 00:04:02,045 --> 00:04:04,710 All my future lies are now legally your fault. 90 00:04:05,053 --> 00:04:07,513 Grab a hammer, kids. We've got 20 minutes. 91 00:04:07,597 --> 00:04:09,210 Why don't you just hire somebody? 92 00:04:09,295 --> 00:04:10,921 Time is money, lad, 93 00:04:11,006 --> 00:04:13,328 and I'd rather spend time, because it's not money. 94 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:16,313 Louie, keep an eye on the door. 95 00:04:16,397 --> 00:04:18,399 Let us know if Huey and Donald are coming. 96 00:04:18,483 --> 00:04:19,775 - Wait, what? - Wait, what? 97 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:21,360 They're coming. 98 00:04:21,444 --> 00:04:23,062 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 99 00:04:23,147 --> 00:04:25,312 How am I supposed to fix this before the photo? 100 00:04:25,406 --> 00:04:27,585 Calm down, guys. We can pick another room. 101 00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:29,899 No, no, no, no, no. This office has the best light 102 00:04:29,984 --> 00:04:32,335 to capture the glint of the buttons on the outfits. 103 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:35,875 Oh, right. Rebuilding an entire room is much easier 104 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,210 than recapturing button glint. 105 00:04:38,294 --> 00:04:40,460 What was I thinking? 106 00:04:42,038 --> 00:04:45,216 Guys, I can't find the right rakish grin for the photo, and... 107 00:04:45,301 --> 00:04:47,687 You have bigger problems. 108 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:49,437 - [hyperventilating] - Easy, Uncle D. 109 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,820 You know what you need? 110 00:04:50,905 --> 00:04:53,656 A nice, relaxing scalp massage and haircut for the portrait. 111 00:04:53,741 --> 00:04:55,576 You're in Dewey's hands now. 112 00:04:55,979 --> 00:04:58,882 All right, people, we are in full crisis mode. 113 00:04:58,967 --> 00:05:00,992 According to the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook... 114 00:05:01,151 --> 00:05:03,320 Wait, why are all the pages blank? 115 00:05:03,405 --> 00:05:04,897 Maybe you ran it through the wash. 116 00:05:04,982 --> 00:05:07,025 Back on the moon, we had an old saying: 117 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:08,656 always check your pockets. 118 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,326 [audience laugh track] 119 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,343 Stop laughing. 120 00:05:11,428 --> 00:05:12,679 I didn't laugh. 121 00:05:12,764 --> 00:05:14,223 What's going on here? 122 00:05:14,308 --> 00:05:16,617 I'd never let anything happen to my JWG. 123 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:19,023 And where is that laughter coming from? 124 00:05:24,299 --> 00:05:26,383 Breathe. Relax. 125 00:05:26,467 --> 00:05:29,470 Let your professional hairstylist work his magic. 126 00:05:29,554 --> 00:05:31,013 [sighs] Wow, it is so nice 127 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,265 to finally have my own hairstylist. 128 00:05:33,349 --> 00:05:35,601 Wait, since when are you a hairstylist? 129 00:05:35,685 --> 00:05:37,269 Since the Internet. 130 00:05:37,353 --> 00:05:39,688 [cackles] 131 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,941 Guys, something really weird is going on here. 132 00:05:42,025 --> 00:05:44,026 - [audience laugh track] - What is that sound? 133 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,653 The sound of jaws hitting the floor 134 00:05:45,737 --> 00:05:48,572 when I reveal my new "Dew" do. 135 00:05:48,656 --> 00:05:50,449 Shabooey! 136 00:05:50,533 --> 00:05:53,202 What did you do to your hair? 137 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,329 The same thing I did to yours. 138 00:05:55,413 --> 00:05:56,914 What? 139 00:05:56,998 --> 00:05:59,166 - [audience laugh track] - Are you guys hearing that? 140 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:01,168 Hello? Guys? Guys? 141 00:06:01,252 --> 00:06:02,753 [upbeat sitcom music plays] 142 00:06:02,837 --> 00:06:04,255 Where is that music coming from? 143 00:06:04,339 --> 00:06:07,062 Why are the lights fading? What is happening 144 00:06:08,108 --> 00:06:09,507 [horns honking] 145 00:06:14,015 --> 00:06:16,234 [chorus] ♪ It's the fizzy When you're busy carbonation ♪ 146 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:17,547 ♪ So fresh ♪ 147 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:18,936 ♪ Say hello to flavor ♪ 148 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:21,063 ♪ Let the fruit do the rest ♪ 149 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,314 ♪ Put that Pep in your step ♪ 150 00:06:22,398 --> 00:06:24,191 ♪ Pep in your step ♪ 151 00:06:24,275 --> 00:06:26,235 ♪ Put that Pep in your step ♪ 152 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,906 ♪ Pep in your step ♪ 153 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:31,406 ♪ Fruity sensation ♪ 154 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:35,235 ♪ Wave revolution ♪ 155 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,773 ♪ When it's busy Calm your day ♪ 156 00:06:37,858 --> 00:06:40,027 [announcer] Put some Pep in your Step. 157 00:06:43,252 --> 00:06:45,712 And now, back to Quack Pack. 158 00:06:45,797 --> 00:06:47,589 - [audience laugh track] - What is going on? 159 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:49,710 Everything went black, then someone drank a Pep. 160 00:06:49,795 --> 00:06:50,966 And what is Quack Pack? 161 00:06:51,051 --> 00:06:52,381 Something weird is going on here, 162 00:06:52,466 --> 00:06:53,547 but I can't put my finger on it. 163 00:06:53,631 --> 00:06:55,179 [laughs] You seem stressed. 164 00:06:55,264 --> 00:06:57,243 Look, did I put too much pressure on you 165 00:06:57,328 --> 00:06:58,434 about this photo shoot? 166 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:01,270 No, I'm stressed because the veil of reality 167 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,607 is disintegrating and no one else seems to notice! 168 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:07,944 Sounds like someone needs some Pep in his step. 169 00:07:10,113 --> 00:07:11,257 Why don't you get some rest? 170 00:07:11,342 --> 00:07:13,282 I'll handle the photo duties from here. 171 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:14,701 [screams] 172 00:07:19,789 --> 00:07:21,234 [camera clicks] 173 00:07:23,341 --> 00:07:25,927 Snooping around, seemingly everywhere at once, 174 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,289 pulling all the strings. 175 00:07:27,374 --> 00:07:29,417 I know who you really are. 176 00:07:29,502 --> 00:07:31,504 [clearing throat] It's not what you think. 177 00:07:31,695 --> 00:07:33,654 Put a cork in it, spy. 178 00:07:33,738 --> 00:07:35,851 Phew! I mean, spy? 179 00:07:35,953 --> 00:07:39,133 No, I am just a whimsically eccentric photographer. 180 00:07:39,218 --> 00:07:40,411 Oh, really? 181 00:07:40,495 --> 00:07:42,704 I'm going to get my grandma, 182 00:07:42,789 --> 00:07:44,540 and she's not very nice, 183 00:07:44,624 --> 00:07:48,375 even though she's the world's best grandma. 184 00:07:49,629 --> 00:07:51,204 I really don't have the slightest idea 185 00:07:51,289 --> 00:07:52,445 what you're talking about. 186 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,091 Launchpad. 187 00:07:54,175 --> 00:07:56,177 Yo. 188 00:07:56,261 --> 00:07:58,930 Keep an eye on him. He's a secret agent. 189 00:08:00,515 --> 00:08:02,434 Whoa. An agent? 190 00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:06,521 This guy's really an agent? 191 00:08:06,605 --> 00:08:08,105 Yes, but it's a secret. 192 00:08:08,189 --> 00:08:09,774 So we have to play really quiet. 193 00:08:09,858 --> 00:08:11,985 Two, three, four... 194 00:08:21,036 --> 00:08:22,161 [yelps] 195 00:08:22,245 --> 00:08:24,121 Oh, no, my outfit. 196 00:08:24,205 --> 00:08:26,332 Wait, why am I mad about that? 197 00:08:26,416 --> 00:08:27,802 Guys, something is very wrong. 198 00:08:27,887 --> 00:08:29,335 - Nothing's wrong! - Everything's fine! 199 00:08:29,419 --> 00:08:30,865 - A third thing! - I'm talking about 200 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:32,505 how we're trapped in a mystical prison 201 00:08:32,589 --> 00:08:34,173 that's constantly laughing at us. 202 00:08:34,257 --> 00:08:35,675 What are you talking about? 203 00:08:36,786 --> 00:08:38,219 - [all] That. - [audience laugh track] 204 00:08:38,303 --> 00:08:39,470 There it is again. 205 00:08:39,554 --> 00:08:41,931 Aah! Who are those little guys? 206 00:08:42,015 --> 00:08:44,308 What little guys? You're talking crazy, Huey. 207 00:08:44,392 --> 00:08:46,811 Wait, is that Randy and Johnny? 208 00:08:46,895 --> 00:08:48,729 Is this an ad? 209 00:08:48,813 --> 00:08:50,398 Wait a second. 210 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,069 It's blank because it's a prop. 211 00:08:55,153 --> 00:08:56,779 No pipes, no insulation. 212 00:08:56,863 --> 00:08:59,115 This isn't real. This is a set. 213 00:08:59,199 --> 00:09:00,366 We're on a TV show! 214 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:02,034 [audience] Ooh! 215 00:09:02,118 --> 00:09:05,371 Wow, I figured if anyone would crack, it'd be Dewey. 216 00:09:05,455 --> 00:09:06,873 Take it easy, honey. 217 00:09:06,957 --> 00:09:08,666 Back on the moon, I used to snap too. 218 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,252 Of course, that was from soul- crushing loneliness. 219 00:09:11,336 --> 00:09:13,254 Okay, I'll prove it. 220 00:09:13,338 --> 00:09:14,672 In all this time fixing the room, 221 00:09:14,756 --> 00:09:16,632 have you noticed it only has three walls? 222 00:09:16,716 --> 00:09:20,511 Oh, don't be daft, lad. Of course there's a fourth wall. 223 00:09:20,595 --> 00:09:22,180 Oh, really? 224 00:09:22,264 --> 00:09:24,015 Have you actually looked at it? 225 00:09:26,851 --> 00:09:28,853 [audience murmuring] 226 00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:30,355 Okay, that is a little weird. 227 00:09:31,523 --> 00:09:32,797 Aah! We're trapped. 228 00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:34,483 How are we supposed to get out of here? 229 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:36,444 How does anything happen on a TV show? 230 00:09:36,528 --> 00:09:38,654 We need some wacky hijinks. 231 00:09:38,738 --> 00:09:40,282 On it. 232 00:09:42,242 --> 00:09:45,328 How did I get here? Why am I dancing? 233 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:51,584 Oh, phooey. 234 00:09:53,879 --> 00:09:55,379 Webby, have you seen the photographer? 235 00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:57,381 Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer? 236 00:09:57,465 --> 00:09:58,633 What? 237 00:09:58,717 --> 00:10:00,259 No reason. 238 00:10:00,343 --> 00:10:02,929 Cute girl stuff. 239 00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:07,391 Great. What else could go wrong? 240 00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:09,393 Hiya, neighbor. 241 00:10:09,477 --> 00:10:11,187 [audience cheers] 242 00:10:11,271 --> 00:10:12,438 [chuckles] 243 00:10:12,522 --> 00:10:13,773 Whoa! 244 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,030 Hi, Goofy. 245 00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:23,992 I just came over to borrow some ketchup. 246 00:10:25,452 --> 00:10:26,994 [giggles] 247 00:10:27,078 --> 00:10:28,329 Hm. 248 00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:30,623 Something seems different about you. 249 00:10:30,707 --> 00:10:31,874 New shirt? 250 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:33,335 [sighs] 251 00:10:34,669 --> 00:10:36,420 What's the matter? 252 00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:38,381 We're taking this big family portrait, 253 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:39,882 but I can't find the photographer. 254 00:10:39,966 --> 00:10:41,968 Gosh, I wish I could help. 255 00:10:42,052 --> 00:10:45,012 But I got to get back to work at the photography studio. 256 00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:47,432 Wait, Goofy, you can help. 257 00:10:50,477 --> 00:10:53,104 Because I need a photographer. 258 00:10:55,398 --> 00:10:57,400 Oh! Of course. 259 00:10:57,484 --> 00:10:59,151 I'll head down to the studio 260 00:10:59,235 --> 00:11:02,655 and see if one of my fellow photographers can help you. 261 00:11:04,157 --> 00:11:06,951 Say, I'm a photographer. 262 00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:09,579 Why don't I help you instead? 263 00:11:12,082 --> 00:11:13,833 [playing off- key] 264 00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:16,043 [audience cheers] 265 00:11:16,127 --> 00:11:17,920 Thank you, thank you. 266 00:11:18,004 --> 00:11:19,338 And for our next... 267 00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:20,589 Huh? 268 00:11:20,673 --> 00:11:21,924 What in the blazes? 269 00:11:22,008 --> 00:11:24,051 What did you do? 270 00:11:24,135 --> 00:11:26,387 Oh, no. The office. The outfits. 271 00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:28,973 The glint on the buttons. The photo's ruined. 272 00:11:29,057 --> 00:11:31,726 Forget the photo. We're trapped in a TV show. 273 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:34,478 First we get an audition, and now we get a TV show? 274 00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:37,273 Wow, you're good. 275 00:11:37,357 --> 00:11:39,191 Guys, this is nuts. 276 00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:42,778 Shouldn't we, I don't know, be on an adventure or something? 277 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:45,865 Well, getting the lid off that peanut butter was an adventure. 278 00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:48,501 I think the lad is right. We should be adventuring. 279 00:11:48,586 --> 00:11:49,978 We need to figure out what happened 280 00:11:50,063 --> 00:11:51,245 before this morning. 281 00:11:51,329 --> 00:11:52,621 Pfft, easy. 282 00:11:52,705 --> 00:11:54,081 Louie broke Della's favorite vase 283 00:11:54,165 --> 00:11:56,751 and learned an important lesson about honesty. 284 00:11:56,835 --> 00:11:59,295 I'm not talking about what happened in the last episode. 285 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:02,548 I'm talking about how we got stuck here in the first place. 286 00:12:02,632 --> 00:12:04,216 If only I could remember... 287 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,135 [echoing] Remember... 288 00:12:06,219 --> 00:12:07,470 Ah! 289 00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:09,388 [all scream] 290 00:12:09,472 --> 00:12:10,723 Wait, that's it. 291 00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:11,923 We need a flashback. 292 00:12:12,008 --> 00:12:13,434 Everyone, tilt your head to the left 293 00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:14,977 and gently stroke your chins. 294 00:12:15,061 --> 00:12:17,480 Okay, guys, we should really get back to the plot... 295 00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:19,398 Photo. 296 00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:20,816 [harp music] 297 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,735 [Huey] Reminisce harder. It's working! 298 00:12:26,364 --> 00:12:30,201 Suck on stone, you scabrous scorpion scoundrels. 299 00:12:30,285 --> 00:12:32,620 [all hiss] 300 00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:35,289 Beach's journal says the lost lamp of Collie Baba is here. 301 00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:37,023 How many lamps did this jerk have? 302 00:12:37,108 --> 00:12:39,502 All we have to do is beat the scorpions, survive the gauntlet, 303 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,670 then travel four days through the desert on foot. 304 00:12:41,754 --> 00:12:43,097 [all chatter] 305 00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:45,091 [in Donald Duck voice] I wish we could just have 306 00:12:45,175 --> 00:12:46,926 normal family problems. 307 00:12:52,432 --> 00:12:54,476 [cackles] 308 00:12:56,186 --> 00:12:57,853 Your wish is my command. 309 00:12:57,937 --> 00:12:59,772 Shabooey! 310 00:13:00,899 --> 00:13:03,109 [all] Donald! 311 00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:04,693 [in normal voice] Oh, phooey. 312 00:13:04,777 --> 00:13:06,529 - Curse me kilts. - Back on the moon... 313 00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:08,697 - That's how he Dewey's it. - I'm not a spy. 314 00:13:08,781 --> 00:13:10,616 Everyone, stop catchphrasing. 315 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,493 Wait, is "I'm not a spy" seriously my catchphrase? 316 00:13:12,577 --> 00:13:13,744 [audience cheers] 317 00:13:13,828 --> 00:13:15,705 Uncle Donald, you wished for this? 318 00:13:17,707 --> 00:13:19,318 I wish for this five times a day. 319 00:13:19,403 --> 00:13:22,086 How was I supposed to know this time there'd be a lamp under me? 320 00:13:25,757 --> 00:13:27,675 Wait, that genie from the flashback 321 00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:29,093 looked awfully familiar. 322 00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:30,470 [chair thudding] 323 00:13:33,598 --> 00:13:36,016 Hey, where do you think you're going, photographer? 324 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,562 Or should I say, spy? Or should I say, genie? 325 00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:41,188 Okay, okay, you got me. 326 00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:42,523 Shabooey. 327 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,110 The name's Gene. 328 00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:49,071 Nice to meet you. 329 00:13:49,155 --> 00:13:51,407 You're the guy from the Pep commercial. 330 00:13:51,491 --> 00:13:54,994 How many more secrets does this agent have? 331 00:13:55,078 --> 00:13:57,705 Release us from this paranormal TV prison, 332 00:13:57,789 --> 00:14:00,291 you pernicious presto peddler. 333 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:02,501 Ooh, sorry, I cannot do that. 334 00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:04,295 - [growls] - I'm just a humble genie 335 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:08,507 carrying out Donald's wish for a perfect family. 336 00:14:08,591 --> 00:14:10,843 This is your idea of the perfect family? 337 00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:12,386 How long have you been in that lamp? 338 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:13,804 Ages. 339 00:14:13,888 --> 00:14:16,849 The long- ago year of 1990. 340 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:21,061 Send us home right now, buddy! 341 00:14:21,145 --> 00:14:23,647 This is all just a wacky mix- up, which, to be fair, 342 00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:26,358 usually makes for good TV, am I right? 343 00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:28,235 - [growls] - Sorry, I can't help you. 344 00:14:28,319 --> 00:14:30,279 Only the lamp's master can do that. 345 00:14:30,363 --> 00:14:31,990 He's got two wishes left, you know. 346 00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:37,453 You've been able to wish us out this whole time? 347 00:14:37,537 --> 00:14:39,079 Come on, it's not so bad here, is it? 348 00:14:39,163 --> 00:14:41,080 Silly problems, comforting music, 349 00:14:41,165 --> 00:14:42,986 and everything gets resolves nicely in the end 350 00:14:43,071 --> 00:14:47,463 with no one getting hurt or captured or lost. 351 00:14:47,547 --> 00:14:49,340 But it's not who we are. 352 00:14:49,424 --> 00:14:52,593 We go on adventures, travel the world, defy danger. 353 00:14:52,677 --> 00:14:54,803 That's what makes us, us. 354 00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,388 [saccharine music plays] 355 00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:58,432 You know what? Maybe we should be more normal. 356 00:14:58,516 --> 00:15:01,185 If you want out, fine. I'll be in Scrooge's office, 357 00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:03,604 getting ready for our normal family photo. 358 00:15:03,688 --> 00:15:05,397 [door slams] 359 00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:07,816 If Donald won't wish us out, 360 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,110 how long will we be stuck in here? 361 00:15:10,194 --> 00:15:12,863 Well, next week Launchpad has three dates on the same night, 362 00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:14,955 then Louie loses his pet snake in the house. 363 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,992 Probably at least three seasons, plus spinoffs. 364 00:15:17,076 --> 00:15:19,578 And I assume they'll reboot the show eventually. 365 00:15:19,662 --> 00:15:21,080 So, forever? 366 00:15:21,164 --> 00:15:22,581 Yeah. Sorry. 367 00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:24,708 Oh, it's not so bad, guys. 368 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,669 We get to stay here where I'm a star, 369 00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:28,254 and everyone thinks I'm hilarious. 370 00:15:28,338 --> 00:15:29,505 Sha- Dewey, am I right? 371 00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:31,215 [audience laughs] 372 00:15:31,299 --> 00:15:32,591 Dewey, this place is horrifying. 373 00:15:32,675 --> 00:15:34,387 We have to find the lamp and wish ourselves 374 00:15:34,472 --> 00:15:35,511 out of this nightmare. 375 00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:38,139 [audience boos] 376 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:48,732 [all gasp] 377 00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:50,526 [all cackling] 378 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,340 [all screaming] 379 00:15:54,425 --> 00:15:56,490 The crowd's turned on us. We got to get out of here. 380 00:15:56,574 --> 00:15:57,741 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Careful. 381 00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:59,452 The wish won't make it easy. 382 00:16:07,585 --> 00:16:09,336 [cackles] 383 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:11,463 [Huey yelps and screams] 384 00:16:11,547 --> 00:16:12,965 [Huey] What are those things? 385 00:16:13,049 --> 00:16:15,092 Horrible flesh- faced monsters! 386 00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:16,552 Run! 387 00:16:16,636 --> 00:16:19,305 I'm trying. Self- esteem too low. 388 00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:22,224 Their disapproval my only weakness. 389 00:16:22,308 --> 00:16:23,684 [all booing] 390 00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:26,895 [all grunt] 391 00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:30,482 What shambolic sorcery is this, genie? 392 00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:32,818 I tried to tell you. Donald made the wish. 393 00:16:32,902 --> 00:16:34,236 If you try to escape, 394 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,488 the wish will only fight to preserve itself. 395 00:16:36,572 --> 00:16:38,699 Everyone split up and try to find the lamp. 396 00:16:43,538 --> 00:16:45,748 Hi, Launchpad, I'm here for our study date. 397 00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:47,374 If you're studying with her, 398 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:48,756 when were you planning on getting 399 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,669 a burger and shake with me? 400 00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:53,088 - [shrieks] - Or take our romantic 401 00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:55,424 hot- air balloon ride to Aruba? 402 00:16:55,508 --> 00:16:56,967 Oh, jeez, you all seem real nice. 403 00:16:57,051 --> 00:16:59,345 I feel really bad about the mix- up. 404 00:16:59,429 --> 00:17:00,596 See here, young lady. 405 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,389 Take that personal trip yourself. 406 00:17:02,473 --> 00:17:03,891 Discover who you are on your own. 407 00:17:03,975 --> 00:17:05,726 Have some self- respect. 408 00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:09,521 You can find a better study partner than Launchpad! 409 00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:10,773 No offense, LP. 410 00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:12,024 Aah! 411 00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:13,567 Here, we got to look for that lamp. 412 00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:14,860 Check in the couch cushions. 413 00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:16,570 - [hisses] - Aah! My pet snake! 414 00:17:16,654 --> 00:17:19,156 Louie, why would you have this? 415 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,949 This is a poorly conceived storyline! 416 00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,368 Everyone's a critic. 417 00:17:23,369 --> 00:17:24,953 [Huey] Uncle Scrooge, help! 418 00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:26,830 [Johnny] I'm Johnny, the brains of the outfit. 419 00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:29,792 [Randy] And I'm his twin brother Randy, the handsome one. 420 00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,429 - [audience booing] - What now? 421 00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:37,758 Put a little Pep in your step! 422 00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:39,552 [all scream] 423 00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:46,434 [evil cackling] 424 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,356 [distant screaming] 425 00:17:53,996 --> 00:17:55,998 Well, it sounds like they're having a good time. 426 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,286 Guess they won't be joining me for the family portrait. 427 00:17:58,371 --> 00:18:00,667 I suppose they're just a little mad. 428 00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:02,461 - [electricity zaps] - Whoa! 429 00:18:02,658 --> 00:18:04,118 Is it too much to ask 430 00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:06,913 to have my family be like other families for once? 431 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,374 Donald, in my experience, 432 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,875 the best photos are the ones 433 00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:14,170 that aren't all staged and pretty. 434 00:18:15,755 --> 00:18:18,298 Like this photo of me and Maxie on a roller coaster. 435 00:18:18,382 --> 00:18:21,260 I was terrified and almost lost my lunch. 436 00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:22,511 [laughs] 437 00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:24,054 Sure, it was scary. 438 00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:25,848 Sure, I got stuck at the top of a loop- de- loop, 439 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,516 and Max had to catch me 440 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,309 and swing me into a cotton candy stand. 441 00:18:29,393 --> 00:18:32,146 But the park gave us free admission for life 442 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:34,648 and all the cotton candy we could eat. 443 00:18:34,732 --> 00:18:36,650 And Max and I made a memory. 444 00:18:36,734 --> 00:18:38,485 That's just who we are. 445 00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:40,988 Is it so wrong to want to be normal? 446 00:18:41,072 --> 00:18:44,742 I reckon every family has their own normal. 447 00:18:49,789 --> 00:18:51,623 Please tell me this is to be continued! 448 00:18:51,707 --> 00:18:53,542 Listen, gang, I... What the...? 449 00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,127 [all snicker] 450 00:18:55,211 --> 00:18:57,296 That's my family. 451 00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,631 Whoo! Yeah, Uncle Donald! 452 00:18:59,715 --> 00:19:01,092 - Whoo! - [excited chatter] 453 00:19:06,305 --> 00:19:07,890 [camera clicks] 454 00:19:11,102 --> 00:19:12,937 [yelps] 455 00:19:18,484 --> 00:19:20,611 [plays jazzy melody] 456 00:19:21,946 --> 00:19:24,406 [laughing] 457 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,700 [grunts] 458 00:19:26,784 --> 00:19:29,036 [audience cackling] 459 00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:32,498 Let's get quacking. 460 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,376 [all grunting] 461 00:19:40,423 --> 00:19:41,965 Whoops. Sorry. 462 00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:43,301 Huh? 463 00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:45,594 [gasps] The lamp! 464 00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:47,262 A lamp in a lamp? 465 00:19:47,346 --> 00:19:48,931 How are you going to get that down? 466 00:19:50,474 --> 00:19:52,935 [howls] 467 00:19:54,604 --> 00:19:56,689 I wish to undo my last wish. 468 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,233 Your wish is my command. 469 00:19:59,317 --> 00:20:01,402 Shabooey! 470 00:20:06,741 --> 00:20:08,283 Say something funny, Dewey. 471 00:20:08,367 --> 00:20:09,868 Something funny, Dewey. 472 00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:11,411 [silence] 473 00:20:11,495 --> 00:20:13,038 Ah- ha! 474 00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:15,290 The sound of nobody laughing never sounded so good. 475 00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:17,668 [in Donald Duck voice] We're back. 476 00:20:17,752 --> 00:20:18,919 [cackles] 477 00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:21,505 Best episode ever. 478 00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:23,466 [Goofy] Gosh, that's sweet. 479 00:20:26,302 --> 00:20:28,846 Wait, Goofy was really here this whole time? 480 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,430 Of course. Magic's got nothing 481 00:20:30,514 --> 00:20:32,808 over the power of a big- name guest star. 482 00:20:32,892 --> 00:20:34,602 Whoa! 483 00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,484 You know you have one more wish. 484 00:20:42,568 --> 00:20:44,528 You could have anything. 485 00:20:52,495 --> 00:20:55,497 You wasted your last wish on having a stupid framed photo? 486 00:20:55,581 --> 00:20:58,375 How about infinite wishes, or another genie? 487 00:20:58,459 --> 00:20:59,960 To become a genie yourself? 488 00:21:00,044 --> 00:21:01,295 There's, like, a million... 489 00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:02,427 I like it. 490 00:21:02,558 --> 00:21:04,184 It's perfect. 490 00:21:05,305 --> 00:22:05,785 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com