[male voice] Five hundred years ago, Spanish explorer Ponce de León
set out to find the fabled Fountain of the Foreverglades,
said to grant youth to all who drank from it.
The fountain may a legend, but you can experience the rejuvenation of youth
here at the Conquistador Inn,
where the years simply melt away.
Spring break! Whoo!
Spring Break? Boo! Youth is wasted on the young.
- Mm! - Oh!
Aw, come on, Uncle Scrooge.
I'm sure these teens have had a very difficult academic year
and deserve to blow off steam.
At their age, I couldn't afford to blow off steam.
I had to use it to run my Uncle Pothole's steamboat because I had a job!
Wait, if you hate young people, why are we staying at a hotel full of them?
Because it's near the last known location of the Fountain of the Foreverglades.
Which is the next Missing Mystery of Isabella Finch.
Also, it was cheap.
- Spring break! - Along with a great price,
we offer a world-class spa and a crystal clear pool for the whole family,
- all surrounded by... - [male voice] Ah!
...casual elegance.
Come on, let's go!
That Youth Fountain ain't getting any younger!
Ach, my back is killing me.
I need to ice it and prep for a morning start.
Do not disturb me.
A free afternoon, eh? Luckily, I've scheduled it down to the minute.
How? You just found out we had a free afternoon!
Good thinking, lad. Huey's in charge, he's oldest.
We are triplets! Huey's always in charge.
We better change into our suits if we're going to fit in a swim before lunch.
Stupid being second oldest...
Now, for a little peace and...
[all shouting]
-[grumbles] -Knock it off, you pool-floatin' showboaters!
Fancy meeting me here.
♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪
♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
♪ Racecars, lasers, airplanes ♪
♪ It's a duck blur ♪
♪ Might solve a mystery ♪
♪ Or rewrite history ♪
♪ Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪
♪ Every day they're out there Making Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪
♪ Tales of derring-do Bad and good-luck tales ♪
♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
♪ D-D-Danger lurks behind you ♪
♪ There's a stranger Out to find you ♪
♪ What to do, just grab on To some Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪
♪ Every day they're out there Making Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪
♪ Tales of daring bad And good ♪
♪ Not pony tales Or cotton tales ♪
♪ No, Duck Tales, whoo-ooh ♪
- Goldie O'Gilt! - No, no, no, no!
Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What are you doing here, you savings-swindling swine?
Definitely not jumping your claim to the Fountain before you.
But that's not... You... That's cheating!
No, I believe that's... [Scottish accent] workin' smarter while you work harder.
Eh, Scroogey?
Without Finch's journal, you'll never find the...
Your nephew should really hold onto his hat.
Now, hold onto yours.
The old guy's giving out free t-shirts!
[all shouting]
Unhand me! Ah!
- What about the boys? - No time!
If Goldie beats me to that Fountain, I'll have to hear about it
for the next hundred years!
Why does being hatched three seconds earlier
automatically make you in charge of everything?
Because the oldest is in charge. That's just how it goes!
[groans] Guys, this is my one afternoon
to Louie out at a luxury resort before we almost die in a swamp.
- [slurping] - I'm hittin' the pool.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pool's too busy now.
We're scheduled to relax next to the pool.
Nerp! Doing it now! Spring break!
Whoo!
[grunts] Spring... break?
[grunting]
Aw, man.
If you're done, next on the schedule: relaxing.
How about a vote? I vote no. Louie?
[snoring]
Ha! Take that, Goldie!
We're gonna beat her... Uncle Scrooge?
- [panting] - Ooh!
- Bad knees? Oh! - [back cracks]
-Back problems? -Not so bad I can't best you. Ah!
Getting old is a pain in the keister. [groans] Literally.
- Should we take a time-out or...? - I just need some water.
Ah! Too bad you don't have any.
-[growls] -Oh, please, I stole this water
from the hotel fair and square.
Aye, but you stole that canteen from me on Oak Island in '73!
-Give it here! -I took it as payback after that bridge snapped
- and you let me fall! - You cut the bridge!
You two have so much history.
- Aye. Full of betrayal. - Why stop now?
- Ha! - Ah!
Aw, so cute. I can't wait to get old.
- And... relaxed. - [watch beeps]
- Right on schedule. - [yawns]
Hm.
What are you guys staring at?
- Dewey, are you taller? - What?
I must've hit a growth spurt.
Hm... that's crazy. You hatched after me.
Well, Hubert, maybe my egg was laid first.
Ergo, vis-a-vis, it is I who am big brother now.
- That's not how biology works. - It is now! Because big brother is in charge!
- I'll take that. Yoink! - [gasps, shouts]
Curse my too short limbs!
[birds calling]
[gasps]
[both shout]
How're your knees holding up? Ah!
Better than your back.
The Fountain is so close!
Don't let her get under your skin!
Yeah, don't let me get under your wrinkly old skin, Scroogey!
- Oh! - Ah!
Uncle Scrooge! And Goldie, too, I guess.
Uh!
- Bless me bagpipes! - Great gobs of goblin spit!
[both] You're young! [both laugh]
The stream must be fed by the Fountain of Youth!
If we follow it, we'll find its source! Do you know what this means?
Yep. Beating you will be so much easier now! Ha!
- Ah! [laughs] - Hey! Wait up!
Wow, you are fast now!
[growling]
Finally, the Fountain will be mine.
Thus begins the revenge of John D. Rockerduck!
[cackles] Now, fan me!
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- Not so old now, am I? - Not at all.
I'd forgotten how almost attractive you used to be.
Really?
- Oh! - [laughs]
Young Scrooge falling for the same old tricks.
[laughs] It is on! I haven't felt this spry in ages.
What? No! Your cane is part of your mystique!
- I love being young! Whoo! - Wait, come back!
As your big brother, I'm obviously wiser.
So forget the schedule. Let's go nuts!
- [gasps] - Lunchtime!
Since the spring breakers are in the pool,
we'll eat before the... Huh?
- ...rush? - Oh, weird.
Old people eat early? In Florida?
Ha! If only the big brother had done his research!
Big brother eats first!
Where'd all these seniors come from anyway?
This hotel caters to the young, and to the young at heart.
[whispers] That's code for old people.
- Now, who wants more gelatin? - [old people] Whoo!
- [coughing] - Hm...
Careful, you newly young whippersnappers.
If you fall into this stream again, you could be young forever!
Oh, no! What a terrible fate.
Just follow me. Easy...
-[laughs] -What are you doing? That's dangerous!
Who cares? I'm young and invincible!
[screams]
[gasps] You... caught me.
Was I supposed to let you fall?
You did on Oak Island.
I guess I'm not the man I used to be.
Ooh, you repellent reptilian rogue!
[growling]
[stammers] We better be off.
Yep. Gotta find that Fountain.
Ah!
- [back cracks] - Ow. Ow.
Okay, I know we didn't get dessert and we had to rush through the spa treatments,
but we have plenty of time to get our hair beaded.
Best big brother ever!
If only we had some kind of list of times and events
that told us what to do...
Show some respect for your elder.
You're not the oldest, just the tallest!
You're just jealous because I'm a better big brother than you.
Maybe if you had to deal with a middle brother like you...
You're the "Huey."
Fine, then I'm the Dewey. And I wanna play.
But the bead station closes in five minutes.
Who cares about the schedule, right? Let's Hue this. Ha!
Hm?
All right. Once we find that Fountain,
we'll log it into Finch's journal and then find a way to fix the two of you.
Fix us? We're right as rain!
What?! I thought you hated young people!
Besides, nobody stays young forever.
Psst. Let's ditch old lady Vanderquack and stay young forever.
- We can't leave Webby. - Ah! A mosquito stung my eye!
We've spent our whole lives at each other's throats, Scroogey.
But what if we could do it over again,
knowing everything we know now, avoiding the same mistakes?
This is our chance at a fresh start.
Youth is wasted on the young, but not on us.
No, no, no, no, this is ridiculous. I'm proud of my age.
Being old isn't so bad, right?
I'll get you, you noisome gnats!
Curse me kilts. Ow!
Okay. Let's find that Fountain.
Wait! Where are you going?
We're gonna be young forever! See ya, geezer! [laughs]
Geezer? I'm still younger than you!
Come back here, you irresponsible reprobates!
Ah! Come on, keep following the stream.
But according to the journal, it should be right...
[gasps] The Fountain of the Foreverglades!
Huh. I guess the Fountain doesn't feed the river after all.
But then, how did we get younger?
Who cares? Let's nab us some youth juice!
- [growls] - [gasps]
Well, well, well, McDuck and O'Gilt.
Once again there is nothing you possess that John D. Rockerduck cannot take away.
- Jeeves, take it away from them. - John Rockerduck?!
-I thought you died ages ago! -How are you alive? You're so soft!
Millions of dollars in experimental freezing technology.
While you two were staying young through... [shudders]
...hard work, I paid good money for my youth.
Hope you kept the receipt.
Yes, well, I did say experimental.
But the water in the Fountain will finally restore my youthful vitality.
I gave this fella a walloping a hundred years ago.
Guess it's about time for another.
- Ah! Ow! - [growls]
Scroogey!
Jeeves, bottle that youth tonic
so that I might restore my vim and vigor.
[growling]
[stammers] Empty?
Who took all my youth tonic?
[grunting]
Oh, excuse me.
Think nothing of it.
Hm...
- Oh! That's it! - [both] What's what?
That's Ponce de Leon. He's been using the Fountain of Youth to turn young people old
and keep the youth for himself. Just figured it out.
I always said youth was wasted on the young.
So... give me yours.
[nervous chuckle]
[all groaning]
For a trio of disgusting children,
you are abnormally clever.
Well, I'm technically a little older than...
More pressing matters, Dew.
Years ago, I discovered the waters
of the Fountain didn't grant youth,
but rather transferred it.
At first it was easy. Shove a crew member in,
sap their youth, drink it up.
But it got harder to lure people in.
Nobody wants to follow a creepy old man into a swamp.
So I drained the Fountain waters into the pool
and opened this resort to ensnare simple-minded teens.
So... Dewey's not oldest!
When he dipped his toe in the water, he supernaturally aged.
Supernaturally oldest is still oldest!
Why are you telling us all this?
[chuckles] When I'm done with you,
you'll be too old to remember any of it. Yah!
If there's no Fountain water, how did we de-age?
-Ah! [grumbling] -Unless it wasn't the river that did it.
- Little help here? - Ha! Taste that supple Italian leather, pauper!
- [groaning] - Ah! What could it be?
We didn't have any other water.
Could you think a little faster, dear? I'm kind of in a bind here!
[gasps] The canteen! The hotel water!
- Goldie! - Sorry, old habit.
[grunts]
[growls]
[bell dings]
Oh! Can't keep a customer waiting.
This may be a trap for tourists,
but it doesn't have to be a tourist trap.
There! I'll steal your youth,
then I'll charge you for the float rental! [cackles]
[continues laughing]
Don't worry, your big brother's got this.
I'll bite a hole in this floatie and we'll make our escape.
[grunting]
Checking in for spring break?
What did you do with the Fountain of Youth?
What is it with kids figuring me out today?
Oh, no, I slept in!
Spring break! Whoo!
Oh! The Fountain water is in the pool!
But where does it go?
[slurping]
Ah!
Ew, gross! We drank nasty pool people juice.
I filter it. After all, we are a five star resort.
[grunting]
Now, now, I can see you two aren't normal teenagers.
But perhaps you'd like to be... forever?
Join me, and you too can benefit from the Fountain's waters.
A fresh start, Scroogie. You and me. Forever.
- [sighs] - [groaning]
What happened?
I was just on spring break.
He's stealing youth, Goldie. I earned each wrinkle square.
It's not fair to pawn them off on someone else. Not even a teenager.
-Scrooge. -What good is erasing past mistakes
if we're just to make worse ones? I can't.
[Rockerduck] But I can!
Ah! It worked! Ah! Rockerduck is back!
Lift me!
[chuckles] Now, you must... ah!
[moans]
Pool rule number four: no running!
This is my Fountain of Youth
and I'm not giving it up!
Ah! Bingo.
Should be enough water here to last me ages...
[grunting] Almost got it!
- A spring breaker! - The hotel owner's turning everyone old!
- Save yourself! - I always do.
[grunting]
[Goldie] Pick on someone your own age!
[grunts]
Down the hatch, ya big galoot.
You came back for me.
Guess I'm not the woman I used to be.
[gulps] Whoo!
[cooing]
- Jeeves, attack! - [cooing]
- Attack them! - [crying]
Bellyache and botheration, the bellows on that babe! Pipe down!
[crying]
- [grunts] - [stops crying]
Man alive, are all infants this heavy or just the Frankenstein ones?
You fools!
You don't deserve eternal youth!
Ah!
We may not be young forever.
But we can make the most of the time we've got.
Give it up, there's nowhere else to go!
[gasps]
- [shouts] - Scrooge!
Scrooge, you gotta get outta there!
I'm trying!
- [grunting] - [gasps]
[moaning]
[gasping]
But your fresh start...
[sighs] A fresh start isn't worth it without you, you crazy old coot.
No! My precious youth!
Nailed it!
Oh, man, someone's gonna need to clean that pool.
[indistinct chatter]
Spring break!
That's the last of the youth water.
You younguns don't appreciate what you have!
Yes, Webby. I appreciate my youth now.
Huey, you are the big brother again.
I always was.
Here you go, Webby. Your turn. You look terrible.
What? I didn't age! I just had a bad day!
- Ah! That's better. - [back cracks]
Hey, where's Goldie?
Probably off to find her next mark.
You know Goldie...
Hey, I wouldn't leave without saying goodbye... this time.
- Yah! - [loud kissing sound]
- Spring break! - [all cheering]
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