1 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:05,962 Ahh, the Grand Bazaar of Istanbird. 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,964 History's firstand finest strip mall. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,835 [sniffing] Ahh... Mmm... 4 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:13,622 Dew I smell adventure? 5 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:17,104 Don't mind if I Dew... ey?! Come on! 6 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:20,498 Don't let the savory scent of shish kabob distract ya. 7 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:21,804 - [growls] - It'll be a reward 8 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:25,808 after we find the Split Sword of Swanstantine. 9 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:28,593 Swanstantine the Greatwas a warrior-king. 10 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:30,073 It's said his mystical sword 11 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,510 channeled the bearer's inner strength. 12 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,097 When he died, the king ordered the sword 13 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,774 be divided into three pieces 14 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:38,908 and hidden within the very cityhe founded centuries ago. 15 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:41,302 Sword, centuries, shish kabob, got it. 16 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:44,479 - To adventure...! - It's gonna take more than gusto. 17 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:48,526 Yes, it's going to take Verum Fortetudenum. 18 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,659 -Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Sure. Sure. -Uh... Uh... 19 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,530 True strength? According to Finch's journal, 20 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:54,619 only those in tunewith their inner strength 21 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:56,534 could claim the sword from "the Heavens," 22 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:59,885 "the Underworld," and "Splendor of the Earth." 23 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,365 I don't know what that part means. 24 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:04,238 The five of us must work together as a family, 25 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,718 and what are you two doing here? 26 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:08,459 We were sleeping over, and you said, 27 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:11,897 "Everyone in the plane." So we got in the plane. 28 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:14,291 Well, do you... Do you like history? 29 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,771 - Meh. - It is my life. 30 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:16,989 That's the spirit! 31 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,079 - Best friend road trip! - [all] Aah! 32 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,122 [chuckles] 33 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,998 Hurry now, barines, FOWL will be after the sword, too. 34 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:29,959 They could be lurking... anywhere! 35 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:32,004 - Aah! - Nice try, Heron! 36 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,876 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, ma'am, you looked like 37 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,312 this vile villain I know. 38 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:39,142 [screaming, grunting] 39 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:42,363 Ever the gentleman, McDuck! 40 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:43,755 - Whoa! - Boo! 41 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:45,714 - [punch landing] - [groans] 42 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:48,630 Consider your treasure hunt officially FOWLed up! 43 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:52,155 - [all grunt] - [device beeps] 44 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,896 Agents, I have Top Hat distracted. 45 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,724 Find that sword! 46 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:56,812 Oh! 47 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,425 [all gasp] 48 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:03,906 Yah! 49 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,170 - Aah! - [all gasp] 50 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:08,824 Kids, I'll handle her. Pair off! 51 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:12,480 And procure the precious partsbefore FOWL does! 52 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:14,438 Should I change out of my pajamas first, or...? 53 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:15,787 - Let's go! - Aah! 54 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:18,268 ♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪ 55 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,966 ♪ Here in Duckburg 56 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,795 ♪ Race cars, lasers, airplanes ♪ 57 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:26,450 ♪ It's a duck blur 58 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:29,192 ♪ Might solve a mystery 59 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,542 ♪ Or rewrite history 60 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:34,066 ♪ DuckTales, whoo-ooh 61 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,895 ♪ Every day they're out there making ♪ 62 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:39,333 ♪ DuckTales, whoo-ooh 63 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:42,858 ♪ Tales of derring-do Bad and good luck tales ♪ 64 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,120 ♪ Whoo-ooh 65 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,690 [Webby] OK, if we wanna find 66 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,995 the sword piece we're after, 67 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,277 we can't do anything to alert FOWL. 68 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,695 You, sword? Looking for a sword! 69 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,785 Looking for a sword here! Do you have a sword? 70 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:59,875 Or we can blindly ask every person we see. 71 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,529 According to Finch's journal, 72 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:04,009 our piece of the sword resides in the "Heavens." 73 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,489 Aw, how am I gonna get to heaven 74 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,535 when legends live forever? 75 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:09,276 We have to rely on our inner strengths. 76 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:10,929 Keen observation. 77 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,933 [gasps] Oh, there it is! 78 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:17,980 Oh! We could followthat FOWL lady 79 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:18,981 and beat her to it. 80 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:20,765 [gasps] Agent Dee! 81 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:23,028 OK, OK, no problem. We can use those platforms 82 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,726 to figure out a way up there first. 83 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:25,857 Hear that, tech-head? 84 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:28,686 Prepare to getControl-Alt-Dew-leted. 85 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,341 [gasps] As long as she doesn't realize we're here. 86 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:33,691 Oh, this is a heck of a predicament. 87 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:34,997 [gears whirring, beeping] 88 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,699 On one hand, I don't wanna hurt you two, 89 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:45,007 but in my other hand, I have a flash bomb. 90 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,182 - [bang] - [Dewey] Uh, Webs? 91 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,836 [Webby] Dewey?! 92 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,056 I... I can't see anything! 93 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,928 It's a flash bomb! 94 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:54,451 It should wear off in a few minutes. 95 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,800 We don't have a few minutes! 96 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:01,241 OK, OK. Inner strength time, baby. 97 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:04,331 Just hold my hand, and we can make it through this. 98 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:05,941 Dewey? Dewey! 99 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:08,770 [Dewey] Look up! 100 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:11,468 Or, uh, listen up, I guess! 101 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:14,906 [grunting] 102 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:20,260 [groaning] 103 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,827 How'd you get up there so fast?! 104 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:25,003 I don't know! I just Dewey'd it. 105 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:29,965 Oh! Stay up there! I'll get to you... somehow... 106 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,923 I think there's a step here... Whoa! Nope. 107 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,926 Gotta be a step here... Aah! OK, nope, whoa, maybe... 108 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,339 Don't worry. I'll beat her up there 109 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,887 with the help of my trustynew kitty sidekick, Fluffy. 110 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:41,019 [hissing] 111 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:42,823 -Your what?! -[Dewey] You're like one of those 112 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:45,720 -hairless helper cats, right, Fluffy? -[snake hissing] 113 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,809 He said yesssss! 114 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:50,638 Oh, man. I'm coming, Dewey! 115 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,426 - [hissing] - [grunts] 116 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:57,819 You made it! Let's go! 117 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:00,343 OK, we got lucky so far, but without our sight, 118 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,258 we'll have to use our other senses. 119 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,607 Hearing, touch... 120 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,087 Dewey's tasting his wayto the top! 121 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,915 But we don't know what's ahead! 122 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,960 You could totally... 123 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:10,005 [grunts] 124 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:12,660 Nailed it! 125 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,314 ...make it through just fine? 126 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:18,753 Ohh! 127 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,931 [both grunting] 128 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,195 Ohh! Phew... 129 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:29,894 You may have bested me before, McDuck, but not this time! 130 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:32,201 Ach, that's what you said the last four times! 131 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:34,421 [both grunting] 132 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:36,771 Whoa! [exclaiming, gasping] 133 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:45,127 [playful grunting] 134 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,303 I'm tasting victory! 135 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,871 [grunting] And splinters. 136 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,960 Wait, that's it! Dewey's inner strength 137 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:54,092 is his confidence! I can just follow 138 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:57,226 in his brash, bold footsteps! Which way? 139 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,837 Just take a huge leap towards the sound of my voi... 140 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,578 [screams] 141 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:04,146 - I'm OK! - What was that sound? 142 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,716 Should I still leaptoward your voice? 143 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,152 I don't know! Just jump! 144 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:12,850 But... what if there'sno platform and I fall? 145 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,330 Oh. Then don't jump. 146 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,419 I think I can find the sword myself. 147 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,378 - [clattering] - Sword... sword? 148 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,989 Sword, sword, sword. Sword, come on, sword. 149 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:22,730 Sword? 150 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,209 - Whoa! - Dewey! 151 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:26,603 It's OK! I can't see the danger! 152 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,388 [ears ringing] 153 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:30,390 Whoa! My vision is coming back! 154 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,652 I'm gonna die! 155 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:34,132 Oh, no. OK. Inner strengths. 156 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:35,960 Find another platform, scan your knowledge 157 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,198 of Middle Eastern architecture... 158 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:38,876 Oh! Maybe I can echolocate 159 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,269 using sound waves like a bat! 160 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,402 Skree! Skree! 161 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:43,751 [whimpers, screaming] 162 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,013 Dewey! 163 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:48,364 [screaming continues, grunts] 164 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,366 Whoa! Your sight's back? 165 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,542 Nope! I'm just Dewey-ing it! 166 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:55,937 Then I'll be your Webb-eyes. 167 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:58,983 Cute. Shame you won'tsee this coming. 168 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,203 - Webby, front kick, now! - [grunts] 169 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:04,989 -[ears ringing] -Ugh! You fried my eye circuits! 170 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,469 Whoa! Whoa! 171 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,602 Oh, heh... 172 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,430 Whoa! 173 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,568 [both grunt] 174 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,875 We totally DeWebby'd it! 175 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:23,268 Aw! It looks like our true inner strength 176 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:24,835 - was our friendship! - [hissing] 177 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:27,272 And the friends we made along the way. 178 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:28,970 - Right, Fluffy? - [hisses] 179 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:30,711 [both screaming] 180 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:33,757 [Dewey and Webby screaming] 181 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,324 [both grunting] 182 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,197 [Host clears throat] Pardon me, 183 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,852 but do you have a reservation? 184 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:44,376 Oh, uh, did you... eh... 185 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:48,990 [sighs] I suppose we have room available on the patio. 186 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:52,820 I guess this whoopingwill have to be al fresco! 187 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:53,821 OK, so the Cross Guard of the Sword 188 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:54,822 is supposed to be in the... 189 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,345 The Underworld, yes. 190 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:57,844 I've procured penniesto pay the ferryman 191 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,610 to travel the River Styx. Also, I found this axe. 192 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:03,439 Whoa, Violet! If I know a thing or two about legend, 193 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,528 it's that all this flowery "Underworld" language 194 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,878 is just a cover for a con. Come on! 195 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,012 [screaming, blubbering] 196 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,014 What is this place, exactly? 197 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:16,278 The Spice-a-torium! A notorious underworld 198 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:19,324 spice exchange known for the shadiest of dealings. 199 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,804 - [man growls] - Mm-hmm... 200 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:24,634 This seems extraordinarily and unnecessarily dangerous. 201 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:27,289 Maybe for Louie and Violet, but not for... 202 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:28,986 - The Silver-Tongued Serpent. - [gasps] 203 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:33,077 And this is my colleague, the notorious Violent Saber. 204 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,905 We're here to speak to the Spice Baron. 205 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,256 The Silver-Tongued Serpent? 206 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,607 Just a little alias I've been developing. 207 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,565 The underworld runs on gossip. 208 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,872 I tell a few lies here, spread some rumors there, 209 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:47,091 and voila, I'm a legend of the criminal underworld. 210 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:49,224 So our survivaldepends on your ability 211 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,443 to convincea bunch of criminals that you 212 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:55,143 are even more dangerousthan them by lying. 213 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,797 Stick to your strengths. 214 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,495 But what if you have tolive up to the legends? 215 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,845 That's a Future Louie problem. There's the Sword Guard! 216 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:06,241 [laughs] What an honor! 217 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:10,114 The Serpent, gracing us with his presence. 218 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:13,901 Ah, Cristoph, old friend, hello! 219 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:14,945 Christoph? 220 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,863 I'm looking to spruce upthe decor in my torture dungeon 221 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,691 and I heard you werein possession of 222 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,780 Swanstantine's Sword Guard. 223 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:27,436 Oh, dear, Serpent, you've put me in such a pickle. 224 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,307 I don't want to incur your wrath, 225 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,833 but I also want this man's 50 pounds of gold. 226 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,574 [toilet flushes] 227 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,924 All right, Condiment Duke, or whatever you call yourself, 228 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,753 John D. Rockerduck shall have his Guard. 229 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,319 Eh, what's this hullabaloo? 230 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,756 FOWL beat us here? 231 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,193 You had to stopfor that liver kabob. 232 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,760 I don't have to tell youwhat happened 233 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,718 to the King of Si-Ham when he crossed me. 234 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:49,806 [all gasp] 235 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,547 I'm sorry, mein freund, 236 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,157 but the Silver-Tongued Serpent 237 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:56,378 demands the Guard, and he's not to be displeased. 238 00:09:56,421 --> 00:10:00,382 [laughs] Silver-Tongued what? He's a mere child, 239 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,210 a drooling, blabbering, buttercup. 240 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:05,996 And I'm me, the heir apparent of the Rockerduck fortune, 241 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,782 ruthless rustler, and the greatest land baron 242 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,393 of the American West. In America! 243 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,743 Well, it seems we will settle this 244 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:16,311 the way we settle all feuds. 245 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:19,488 [all] Spice-Off! 246 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,973 This will put some featherson your chest. 247 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:28,410 [gasps] That's Cobra Zest! Demon Pepper! 248 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,325 La Muerte Instantania. 249 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:33,110 The Instant Death. Perhaps we should come clean. 250 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,677 Perhaps we should bail! 251 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:38,246 The first player to drop a single bead of sweat 252 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:41,553 loses the game! Or worse. 253 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,991 - [grunting] - [growls] 254 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,168 [gasping] 255 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,735 [hisses] 256 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,302 [groans, belches] 257 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,739 - [coughs lightly] - Oh, boy. 258 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,958 - [all growl] - I mean, oh, boy! 259 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,308 [Rockerduck] Why so nervous, Serpent? 260 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,702 It's merely a Spice-Off, a ritualistic duel 261 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,705 known by even the most unseasoned of criminals. 262 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,752 [chuckles] Unseasoned, it's a pun, spice pun. 263 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:08,319 Everyone, laugh! Laugh at my spice pun! 264 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,974 But rumor has it that the Serpent 265 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:15,500 is the fastest spice shooterin three continents. Am I right? 266 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,024 [gulps] 267 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,286 [slurping, sighs] 268 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,766 [crowd oohs] 269 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:23,291 [slurping] Yes, well, all of my taste buds 270 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,207 were singed off when I was cryogenically frozen, ha-ha! 271 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,819 Alas, I'll never again enjoy my beloved deviled eggs. 272 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,607 Aw, come now, the Baby Snake isn't afraid 273 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,871 of a little paprika, is he? 274 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,829 Heh-heh, yeah, I once polished off 275 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,788 a batch of Haunted Ghost Pepper Gumbo 276 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,616 at the Spoonerville Feisty Fiesta Cook-Off. 277 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,793 Yeah, I got an iron esophagus, it's pretty cool. 278 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,925 -Look! It's something else over there! -[all gasp] 279 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,059 - [sizzles] - Huh? Why?! 280 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,844 [sighs] Mmm! Goes down like a glass of goat's milk. 281 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,845 - [all gasp] - Mmm! 282 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,891 [indistinct whispers] 283 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,242 What is the meaning of this?! 284 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,766 Surely the legendary Serpent is no cheater. 285 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,814 Because we all know what happens to cheaters here. 286 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,774 Wait, cheaters or cheetahs? 287 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:12,818 Both! 288 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:14,820 [whimpers] 289 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,347 Huh? 290 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,090 Ehh... [groaning] 291 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,790 - I can't do it! - [all gasp] 292 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,052 [whimpering] 293 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,794 - [slurping] - [all gasping] 294 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,623 - [gulps] - Because she's going to! 295 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,277 [murmuring] 296 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,583 [gasps] Dry as a bone! 297 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:42,457 Truly, the Serpent and the Saber are mighty! 298 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,764 -[pounds table] -Mighty?! They've played you for bumpkins. 299 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,853 Don't you fools know who that is? It's Louie Duck! 300 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,942 -[all gasping] -They're not notorious criminals! 301 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,813 - They're just kids! - [all shouting] 302 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:54,121 [gasps] Wait. You're the Louie Duck? 303 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,818 Um, yeah? 304 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,778 The very Louie Duck who vanquished the Bombie, 305 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:02,956 overthrew the Pharaoh Toth Rah, and crushed Scrooge McDuck's 306 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,610 greatest enemies with a single pen stroke! 307 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:09,876 Uh... so says Violet Saberwing, conqueror of the Shadow Realm 308 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,618 and scourge of the dread sorceress Magica De Spell. 309 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:14,794 [all cheering] 310 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,839 Now you see why we go by fake names? 311 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,799 Because the truth of usis far more terrifying. 312 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,931 Jahozafat and sarsaparilla! Of all the times 313 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:26,196 for my bodyguard to be a baby! Oh! Aah! 314 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,156 We have... a winner! Yah! 315 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,245 [gasps] Don't touch me! I have money! 316 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,681 Oh, but don't touch that, either! 317 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,814 Don't touch me or my money! Aah! 318 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,993 - Try something. - [whimpering, screaming] 319 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,910 Looks like our true strength was just the truth! 320 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,215 Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, 321 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,913 but how did you swallowall that spice? 322 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,958 Tibetan focus techniques, and a membership 323 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,283 to the Spice of the Month Club. Also, my mouth is on fire. 324 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,834 - Excuse me. [gasps] - [steam whistling] 325 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,880 The Bladeof Swanstantine's Sword 326 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,143 is in Splendor of the Earth.Hmm. I'm gonna need 327 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,580 graphing paper, a compass, color-coded flow charts... 328 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,452 An excuse for when FOWL beats us to the Blade 329 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,125 because you were staring at some dumb book? 330 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,848 I know we have to act quickly. Just let me cross reference 331 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,632 Finch's notes with the city's layouts to... 332 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,329 -[Lena] We're standing on it, man. - Huh? 333 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,857 -Ha! -Of course! It's in the earth! 334 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,903 The South Arrow for Swanstantine! 335 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,228 [clears throat] According to legend, 336 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,864 we must tap into our true strength 337 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,300 to free the Blade and... 338 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,476 Hammers are strong! 339 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,825 [gasps, stammering] 340 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,522 This is an ancient historical artifact! 341 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,673 There's a right way to do this 342 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,351 without wrecking everything. 343 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,702 - [grunts] - [crashes] 344 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,407 [both grunting] 345 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,626 [sighs] See? We did it! 346 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,194 Well, thank you! That's not the first time 347 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:54,719 I got a nerd to do my homework! [laughs] 348 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:55,895 Steelbeak?! 349 00:14:56,983 --> 00:15:00,073 - Mmm! Now, gimme! - [cup crashes] 350 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,204 [magical whoosh] 351 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,120 [gasps, whimpers] 352 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,950 - What is happening? - Oh, I froze time 353 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,145 and put us in your mindscape. 354 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,910 You can do this?! Why don't you 355 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,955 use your magic to get the Blade? 356 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,933 Dude, I had, like, halfa second. How about a simple, 357 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,892 "Thanks for not letting meget pecked to death, Lena"? 358 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,960 This'll give us some time 359 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,198 to figure out howto stop that lug. 360 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,529 Wait. If we're frozenin my mind, 361 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,618 then we haveall the time in the world! 362 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,969 I could analyzeevery possible scenario! 363 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,624 I was thinking, you know, figuring out where to punch him. 364 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,799 Fighting is chaos. 365 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,366 We can't give into the animal within. 366 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,369 We need strategy. The perfect plan. 367 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,719 We could... run infinite simulations! 368 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,113 - Let's do this! - [sighs] 369 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,898 - Now, gimme! - [yelping] 370 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,814 OK, escape is not an option. 371 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,729 [grunts] 372 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,165 Now, gimme! 373 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,950 Now, hold on a second, Mr. Beak. 374 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,952 You want the Blade, I want the Blade. 375 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,389 There's no reason why wecan't come to an understanding. 376 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,607 - Yah! - [gasps] 377 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,914 - Aah! [grunts] - [Lena snaps] 378 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,091 Now, why would you wanta Golden Blade when I have this? 379 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,919 A bucket of delicious bolts, 380 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,704 the perfect snacky-poofor a Steelbeak! 381 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,884 - [gulps] - Yah! Aah! 382 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:13,929 [grunts] 383 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,802 [sobbing] Please, sir, no! 384 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:21,415 Don't hurt me! This Blade is all I have! 385 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,200 And... I... I love you? 386 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,767 - [punch lands] - [Lena snaps] 387 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,899 Allow me to introduce myself. 388 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:31,512 The name is Mervyn Birdwhistle. Uh, you don't care, do you? 389 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,774 - [punch lands] - [Lena snaps] 390 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,906 What sword? 391 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,386 [whimpers] 392 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,909 - [punch lands] - [Lena snaps] 393 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,041 Your trash man? 394 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,651 - [punch lands] - [Lena snaps] 395 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,740 [child's voice]I'm you as a boy! 396 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:43,872 - [punch lands] - [grunts] 397 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,918 - [punch lands] - [Lena snaps] 398 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,877 - [punch lands] - [Lena snaps] 399 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,618 - [punch lands] - Ohh! 400 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,490 - [camera snaps] - Ugh! Nothing is working! 401 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,623 Yeah, dude, there's nothinking around this. 402 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,035 You're gonna haveto face him head-on. 403 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,713 No! I can figure this out! 404 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,889 - [magical whirring] - Ugh! Think smarter, Huey! 405 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,717 [groans] You can do this! Ugh! 406 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,848 [pounding] 407 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:06,764 Hm, a secret Huey mind-door. 408 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,289 What is "the Duke of Making a Mess"? 409 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,595 - Nothing! - [pounds] 410 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,770 No, don't open it! 411 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,472 [growling] 412 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,517 [screaming maniacally] 413 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,307 - [screaming continues] - [groaning] 414 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,267 Yah! And stay in there! 415 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,835 Huey! That's your true strength! 416 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,967 You have that hiding inside you?! 417 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,883 Deep, deep down. Where it belongs. 418 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,103 The Duke of Making a Messis the part of 419 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,062 me that is pure emotion. 420 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,300 Gets in the way of my thinking 421 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,065 and is against everythingl stand for. 422 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,719 Take it from someonewho used to be Magica's shadow. 423 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,133 -[pounding] -You can't ignore the parts of yourself you don't like. 424 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,810 Even the parts you're afraid of. 425 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:53,942 You gotta own them. 426 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,944 But he's pure, chaotic rage. 427 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:59,600 And you are pure, frustrating order! 428 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,428 Think of all you two could do together! 429 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,821 If anyone can handle that thing, it's you. Now, go! 430 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,954 - [pounding] - [Duke screaming] 431 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:16,660 [sighs] Remember me as I was. 432 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,184 Ugh. 433 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,756 - Yah! Aah! - [gasps] 434 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,630 -[grunts] -Like takin' a sword from a nerd! [laughs] 435 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:32,981 Oh, man, two sick nerd burns in one day. 436 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,418 - [steam building] - Wait. What's this, now? 437 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,942 [screaming maniacally] 438 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,207 - [screaming continues] - [grunting] 439 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,210 Hey! Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh! 440 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,561 [yelps] 441 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,041 [screaming] Aah! I can't control him! 442 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:53,132 Yes, you can! Because he is you! 443 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,264 Channel your inner strength! 444 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,028 [Huey] The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook... 445 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,925 [overlapping Huey voices blending] 446 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,804 [Huey whispers] Verum Fortetudenum. 447 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,159 - [gasps] - [bird screeches] 448 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,202 [grunts] 449 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,251 [grunting] 450 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,471 [yelping] 451 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:33,476 I'll be holding on to this. 452 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,477 [yelps] 453 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,957 The kid's an animal! 454 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:41,484 That was... the most beautifulbutt-kicking I've ever seen. 455 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,747 [whimpers]I'll cherish this day. 456 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,315 [both grunting] 457 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:52,974 - [Scrooge] Ha-ha! - [grunting] 458 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:53,888 I've got her covered! 459 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,238 Lads, lasses, where are ya? 460 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,674 We got the Handle! 461 00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,241 We got the Guard! 462 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,808 And we got the Blade! 463 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:04,464 Ahh, I knew you could foilthose feculent FOWL agents! 464 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,596 I beg to differ. 465 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,426 Your Bazaar adventureis over. 466 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,993 Get it? "Bazaar"? 467 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:15,431 Ho-ho-ho, man! I gotta try standup! 468 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:18,260 Quiet! My patience is up. 469 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,783 Hand over the Sword Pieces. 470 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,264 Come on, man! Duke it up again! 471 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,832 [groans, sighs] Can't. 472 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,704 Too weak. Need... to recharge. 473 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,926 Do as she says, kids. 474 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:39,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 475 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,679 What should we do? 476 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,898 Nothing. Just wait. 477 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:52,033 Finally! The Sword of Swanstantine! 478 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:55,123 [laughing] 479 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,255 - [gasps] - Huh? 480 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,778 - [rattling] - Huh? 481 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,868 Oh! [grunting] 482 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,304 What the...? 483 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,001 The Split Swordcould only be claimed 484 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,482 by those possessed of inner strength. 485 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:09,572 Heron's all surface. You used your inner strength... 486 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,924 - and you kids are mine! - [all gasp] 487 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,579 Did you want to resume this fight? 488 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,190 Um... Bail! 489 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,932 [all gasping, screaming] 490 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,978 You'll be hearing from my lawyer! 491 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,936 After he thaws! 492 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,635 [all cheering] 493 00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,332 Well done, kids. 494 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,812 But now that we have the sword, 495 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:35,032 it is our solemn duty to use it wisely. 496 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,866 Here ya go! Everyone, take one! 497 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:44,999 [yelps] 498 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,350 Huzzah! 499 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,743 [kids] Huzzah! 500 00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:50,937 Do you think he washed the sword 501 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,398 before he cut the meat? 502 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,791 [phone beeping] 503 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:57,968 Mr. Director, mission accomplished. 504 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,623 We got what we came here for. 504 00:22:01,305 --> 00:23:01,422 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6xvv3 Help other users to choose the best subtitles