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[Della] 'Twas the night
before Christmas,
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when all through the house,
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old Scrooge laid barbed wire,
about Santa he groused.
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Armed to the teeth 'gainst
the treetotaling traitor,
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that roof‐climbing,
two‐timing winter invader.
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Can we please read the normal
version of this poem?
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Where Santa arrives on the roof
with such a clatter?
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That man is not allowed
in our home.
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He knows what he did.
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But we don't.
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The less you know, the better.
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‐You don't know, do you?
‐[loud thump]
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‐[all gasp]
‐[all] Such a clatter.
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He's breached the perimeter.
To battle!
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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He's beautiful.
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Every year that present
peddling prowler
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tries to step his sooty boot
on my roof,
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and every year he fails.
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Why do you hate him so much?
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He seems like a good guy.
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Hold your treacherous tongue!
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An enemy of Scrooge
is an enemy of ours!
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You don't need that charlatan.
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I'm the richest duck
in the world,
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and I always get you
great gifts.
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[all groan]
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Ooh!
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You could not have found
an itchier fabric.
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I think you mean,
"Wow, Uncle Scrooge,
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thank you for the very
practical gift."
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What do you want?
A cell phone you don't need?
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A trampoline?
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Some sort of video
graphical game?
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‐Yes!
‐They're called video games.
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[doorbell rings]
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Probably a bunch of carolers
spreading lies.
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Let's go silence their night.
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Nothing can distract us from
protecting the house against...
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Claus.
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Scrooge.
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‐[all cheering]
‐It's him, it's really him!
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‐Merry... ‐[gasps]
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[whimpers]
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‐...Christmas...
‐[Webby] Get down!
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[all gasp]
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♪ Life is like a candy cane ♪
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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
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♪ Snowflakes, presents
Santa's sleigh ♪
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♪ It's a duck blur ♪
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♪ Might make bells jingle ♪
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♪ Or trap Kris Kringle ♪
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♪ DuckTales ♪
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♪ Christmas Eve
We're out there ♪
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♪ Making DuckTales ♪
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♪ Tales of Christmas past ♪
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♪ And Yuletide luck tales ♪
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How are you able to fly
around the world in one night?
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How many cookies can you fit
in your mouth at once?
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How much would it cost to get
bumped up on the Nice List?
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When are you leaving?
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Ho, ho, ho!
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What a rambunctious bunch,
brimming with holiday spirit.
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Bah, humbug.
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I've been lugging these around.
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Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby.
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Um, I prefer my hat.
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The itching means
it's functional.
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"The Legends of Legendquest II"?
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[screams]
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You already have
a cellular phone.
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But now I can sell this one
and keep the cash.
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Best Christmas ever!
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Out. You've already
stolen enough from me.
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You want to turn my nephews
against me as well?
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Please, Scrooge,
not in front of the children.
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Santa stole something
from Uncle Scrooge?
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That doesn't sound like Santa.
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Yes, it does.
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What did you steal from Scrooge?
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Christmas.
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[all gasp]
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That's right.
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His whole racket was my idea,
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but this glory‐hound kept it
all for himself.
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We don't have time for this.
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I have a sack
of undelivered toys,
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a busted leg,
and no other options.
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Scroogey, with your belt
so tight,
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won't you fly my sleigh tonight?
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[sighs] I see.
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Prancer said you wouldn't
understand.
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[all] The reindeer are here?
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I'll just take my sack
full of toys
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and hope the children are okay
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with Christmas coming late
this year.
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‐Oh, no! ‐We're children.
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We will not be okay with that.
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Come on, Uncle Scrooge.
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You got to help Santa
save Christmas.
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[Santa whimpering]
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Enough of the sad sack routine.
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We don't want
what you're selling.
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But I know the one thing
you truly want for Christmas.
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Oh, by gosh, by golly.
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Spit it out already, Kringle!
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If you help me,
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I promise to never
come around here ever again.
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You'll save a fortune on traps.
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[grumbles]
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Come on, you sanctimonious
solstice swindler.
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I cannae believe you talked me
into this again.
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‐[all gasp] ‐Again?
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It was a long time ago.
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‐[wind gusting] ‐[knock on door]
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Buy some coal, you blaggart!
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I got it. You need it.
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So buy it already
so I can come in.
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It's freezing out here.
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Ugh! Curse me kilts.
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[Santa, strained]
♪ Jingle bells ♪
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[shivers]
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♪ Jingle bells ♪
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♪ J‐J‐Jingle all the way ♪
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[grunts]
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Oi.
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What the blazes
are you doing out here
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in this deep freeze?
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Why, I'm delivering toys
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to help get people
through the winter,
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by warming their hearts.
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‐Ho, ho... ‐[wind gusts]
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Oh! It's so cold.
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You cannae warm any hearts
if yours is an icicle.
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Come on, Mister...
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Santa. Santa Claus.
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Scrooge McDuck.
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Don't bother.
These people are the meanest,
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least hospitable bunch of‐‐
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[Santa] I beg your pardon, miss.
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I'm trying to spread
a little joy this season.
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Not to put you out,
but I don't suppose
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you'd trade a moment's warmth
and a good cup of cheer
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for a gift or two?
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Oh, he's with me.
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one‐horse open sleigh ♪
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‐♪ Hey ♪ ‐[wind gusts]
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Sorry, fun's over.
Fire's gone out.
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‐But I'm so cold. ‐Stupid fire.
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Oh, friends, what luck.
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My fine fellow here
has all the coal you'll need
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to warm your homes and hearts.
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[all cheer]
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Any friend of Santa's
is a friend of mine.
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How much coal you got?
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Uh, I suppose enough
for all of you, if you‐‐
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And do you deliver?
I live very far away.
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Uh, how far, exactly?
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Why, Scrooge can deliver
to everyone in the world!
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At some point this winter.
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By Christmas morning!
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[all cheer]
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Christmas morning?
That's 20 days from now.
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How am I going to deliver all
this coal to everyone in time?
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Don't worry, I'll help.
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What are friends for?
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Forget friends.
How about partners?
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Why can't it be both?
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Ho, ho!
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[Webby] What? Scrooge doesn't
have any friends.
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‐Dibs on Comet. ‐Cupid.
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Donner. No wait, Blitzen.
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Oh, they're all so cute!
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Get away from those
roof wreckers.
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You boys are not going.
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You're too susceptible
to his charms.
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She licked my face!
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The only one allowed
on this mission is Webby.
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It's my honor to protect you
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from this stocking‐stuffing
stooge.
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‐That's not fair!
‐You are ruining Christmas!
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Hmm. Checking this twice,
I see some good boys
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that are working their way
up the Nice List.
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That's us.
He's talking about us.
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[Santa] If they behave tonight,
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they might get an extra gift
in the morning.
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‐Who will? ‐Us!
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‐Right! ‐[all laugh]
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‐[whip cracks] ‐[whinnies]
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[Scrooge] Come on, Webby.
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Time to save Christmas
for this North Poltroon.
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[Santa] Ha! Good one, Scrooge.
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♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
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♪ One a one‐horse Open sleigh ♪
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♪ Over the fields we go ♪
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♪ Laughing all the way ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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Some kids may fall
for your whole
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"magic of Christmas" routine,
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but you can't
buy old Webby with...
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‐[toy squeaks] ‐...a doll, or...
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a peach candle, or...
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[gasps]
...a Thunderhawk Elite Compound
Crossbow with titanium arrows?
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Who's this for?
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Check the tag.
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Oh!
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Heh, there's nothing
quite like the joy
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of a child on Christmas to keep
you warm on the coldest night.
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Webby's too savvy
to fall for your tricks, Claus.
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Oh, I'm not at all
excited about this.
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Wait, Rome again?
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I deliver the gifts
in alphabetical order.
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Why don't you do it by country?
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Oh, that would be
more practical.
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We're running out of time
to save Christmas!
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‐Uh, well, not that I care.
‐Don't you worry.
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We have all the time we need
thanks to...
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[Scrooge] The Feliz Navidiamond.
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A legendary gem that can
slow time for one night a year.
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Got this off a Spanish sailor
who traded it for coal.
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I thought it was just a myth.
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Deck my halls.
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We slow time and deliver
all the coal in one night.
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So where is this
Feliz Navidiamond?
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[Scrooge] In there.
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Cascabel Cavern.
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We just have to survive
Los Renos Voladores.
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[Santa] What do you think
that translates to?
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[whinnying and grunting]
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Flying reindeer!
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[snorts]
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[grunting]
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Stop wasting time and help me!
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Wait, how are you doing that?
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‐Jingle bells. ‐Jingle bells?
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Jingle all the way.
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[grunts]
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Please, Scrooge,
can we keep them?
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‐Please, please, please.
‐Of course you keep
the reindeer.
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They've got two horns worth
of deadly efficiency.
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Right? It's a staple
of Christmas.
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Well, it wasn't back then.
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And why do you care, Webbigail?
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[clears throat]
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Flying reindeer
do nothing for me.
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[snorts]
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[whispering] It's not true.
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♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
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♪ On a one‐horse Open sleigh ♪
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♪ Over the fields we go ♪
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♪ Laughing all the way ♪
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♪ Oh, jingle bells
Jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle all the way ♪
257
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:49,375
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a one‐horse open sleigh ♪
258
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,586
Hundreds of cutthroat beagles,
259
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:56,406
and I'm sticking my neck out
for the one on the Nice List.
260
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,593
[sighs]
261
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,512
I knew I was a good boy.
262
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,305
‐[both gasp] ‐Everyone!
263
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,058
Santa's here to give us
all gifts!
264
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,977
‐[all yawn] ‐Why get one gift
265
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,938
when we can get all the gifts?
266
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,982
‐[all laugh] ‐Back! Back!
267
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,150
‐[bells jingling] ‐[all] Huh?
268
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,443
Ho, ho, hold on!
269
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,155
[all grunt]
270
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,365
Take that, you naughty knaves!
271
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:24,076
Wait. No!
272
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,202
[both laughing]
273
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,371
I saved you. Now we're even.
274
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,148
[Scrooge] Oh, please,
there's no comparison.
275
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,841
Ah‐ha!
276
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,176
Oh, Tannenbaum.
277
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,011
There it is.
278
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,679
Easy.
279
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,306
Don't want to cross
the guardian.
280
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,831
The guardian?
281
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,379
[roars]
282
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,070
Oh! He doesn't seem so bad.
283
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,947
Don't be naive.
284
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,574
That thing will kill you.
285
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,993
Not if I kill it first...
286
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,977
with kindness.
287
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,789
[stammers and grunts]
288
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,124
[growling]
289
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,834
Beg your pardon,
my good Snowman.
290
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,711
In the spirit of Christmas,
291
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,589
what say you hand me
the Feliz Navidiamond
292
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,341
for this delightful gift?
293
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,699
Whoa!
294
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,971
Someone just made
the Naughty List.
295
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,473
[roars]
296
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,915
[reindeer whinnies]
297
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,979
‐[bells jingle]
‐[Scrooge] Jingle all the way!
298
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,463
[roars]
299
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,095
Eat coal, Frosty.
300
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,076
That is a much better plan.
301
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,142
[grunts]
302
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,189
[roars]
303
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,859
[laughs]
304
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,822
[grunts]
305
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,450
[snarls]
306
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,254
[roars]
307
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,549
[gasps]
308
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,447
[Santa] Did I just stop time?
309
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:29,243
[Scrooge]
No, you slowed it down.
310
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,037
We're running on Christmas Time.
311
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,081
We did it!
312
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,000
We're in business!
Nothing will stop us now!
313
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,026
[both laugh]
314
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:45,217
I cannae believe you thought you
could talk your way out of that.
315
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,177
Says the guy
who talked the Sphinx
316
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,471
into a multiple‐choice riddle.
317
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,975
For ancient enemies,
you two really get along.
318
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,060
Seems like old times.
319
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,961
Now, last house.
320
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,841
Thank you, Webbigail,
but I've got it.
321
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,653
What's your angle, Claus?
322
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,489
You just deliver
all these gifts for free,
323
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,199
and expect nothing out of it?
324
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,326
Oh, I get the greatest
gift of all:
325
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,495
a warm heart.
326
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,999
The joy of giving just to give,
without a thought of getting.
327
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,901
That's not an angle.
That's Christmas.
328
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,422
You and Scrooge
are the perfect pair:
329
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:27,134
two red‐coated mythical
immortals traveling the world.
330
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,844
What happened?
331
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,329
The worst Christmas of my life.
332
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,852
[footsteps crunching]
333
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:41,148
♪ Jingle coal, jingle coal
Jingle coal the way ♪
334
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,691
♪ Oh, what fun
to warm your home ♪
335
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,902
♪ For a ha'penny a day, hey ♪
336
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,487
[laughs]
337
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,072
Merry Christmas Eve.
338
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,907
Got the route all figured out,
339
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,242
and got carrots for those
rapscallion reindeer.
340
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,078
We take flight at dawn.
341
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,412
‐[slurps] ‐Uh, well,
342
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,872
I thought maybe,
343
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,248
if you thought it was
a good idea,
344
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,084
that we could go tonight
345
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,902
so people can wake up to
a surprise on Christmas morning.
346
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,964
Oh, you old softy.
347
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,967
They cannae pay us for the coal
if they're asleep.
348
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:14,181
Oh. Actually, I was kind of
sort of thinking
349
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,456
we could give it away.
350
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,145
I will not participate
in free handouts.
351
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,606
‐[all gasp]
‐But we can't charge
on Christmas.
352
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,733
Think of it as a promotion.
353
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,693
A gift to warm their hearts.
354
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,780
We're warming their homes.
Who cares about their hearts?
355
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,848
Me. I care.
356
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,953
Think practically.
We're the perfect team.
357
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,788
I provide the coal
and the know‐how.
358
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,124
You trick people into letting us
into their homes
359
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,127
with your whole holly jolly
"Christmas is Magic" act.
360
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,087
It's not an act.
361
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,840
A warm heart can carry you
through the coldest times.
362
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,967
Christmas is magic.
363
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,760
Giving things away for free?
364
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,721
That's not magic,
that's a terrible business plan.
365
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:58,142
We may as well give away
your ridiculous toys.
366
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,144
Well, maybe I will.
367
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,436
[all gasp]
368
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,272
Listen, Santa,
369
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,773
you're my partner.
370
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,358
My friend.
371
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,068
And I don't have very many
of either.
372
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,070
But it's your call.
373
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:14,056
It's either your
Christmas thing, or me.
374
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,522
It'll never catch on.
375
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,152
What am I doing? This is crazy.
376
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,113
We can help.
377
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,269
No, no, Christmas
is a sad story?
378
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:46,231
That's why I was so excited
to work with Scrooge again.
379
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,634
There's one more gift to give
after this, and it's for him.
380
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,946
Is it under all
the other toys, or...?
381
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,907
All the other toys?
382
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,992
Wait, if the sack
is still full...
383
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,369
What have we been delivering
all night?
384
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,746
Oh, no.
385
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,147
No, no, no!
386
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,505
I'm sure Santa won't mind
if I sneak a little peek.
387
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,091
Bottom of the Nice List
is still the Nice List.
388
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,384
What the‐‐?
389
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,577
Wait, is this coal?
390
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,312
No more useless trinkets
391
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,356
that get played with once
and tossed aside.
392
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,234
This year, old Scrooge
is finally giving the people
393
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,652
what they need.
394
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,094
[girl shivering]
395
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,949
[teeth chattering]
396
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:41,269
Oh, this place is in
desperate need of warmth.
397
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,373
[whimpering]
398
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,999
[gasps]
399
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,584
Stranger danger!
400
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,919
What? Oh!
401
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,195
Quite the right hook there.
402
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,049
Santa?
403
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,009
Oh, I'm so sorry.
404
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,553
I thought you were a burglar.
405
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,137
Sneaking down a chimney
in the dead of night
406
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,847
is quite suspect.
407
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,600
Next year,
I recommend laying traps.
408
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,144
Like a snare,
or more of a deadfall?
409
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,939
Ah‐ha! Even a good fire
ought to stop them.
410
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,090
Here, this'll help.
411
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,946
What kind of toy is this?
412
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:19,074
One of our most
powerful resources.
413
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,784
[gasps] Love?
414
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,060
No! Coal.
415
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,206
Hi, I'm Jennifer.
416
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,499
What's your name?
417
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,126
I'm Colette.
418
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,920
You can use that
to stoke the fire
419
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,589
and heat things up.
420
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,465
‐Here. ‐No! Don't hurt Colette!
421
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,551
I love her so much already.
422
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,012
You'd love her more
when she warms up this place.
423
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,430
‐If I could just‐‐
‐But if you burn her,
424
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,557
she'll be gone forever.
425
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,975
What is with everyone?
426
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,476
When I was a poor lad,
427
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,353
I would've killed
for a lump of coal on Christmas.
428
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,314
It may not be the frivolous
thing you want,
429
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,400
but it's the practical thing
you need to give you warmth
430
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,736
for even just one night.
431
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,220
And what could do that better?
432
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,229
A warm heart can carry you
through the coldest times.
433
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,461
Stuff me stockings,
what have I done?
434
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,445
‐I've got to fix this before‐‐
‐[pounding on door]
435
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,548
Scrooge!
436
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,843
You delivered coal
instead of gifts all night?
437
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,095
Two Santas?
438
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,930
Hello, Jennifer.
439
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,682
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.
440
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,602
Here's the Eleanor Roostervelt
doll you asked for.
441
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,937
‐Ah! ‐Who even uses coal anymore
442
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,856
except to tell kids
they've been bad?
443
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,733
How could you ruin Christmas?
444
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,318
I ruined it?
445
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,862
What about him
and his "broken" leg?
446
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,073
He's a fa‐la‐la‐la‐liar!
447
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,159
Oh. Yes. It hurts so much.
448
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,703
Why did you come to me
with a fake injury?
449
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,664
How could you let me
ruin Christmas?
450
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,607
Kids all over the world
believe in you.
451
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,194
And I believe in you, Scrooge.
452
00:19:57,071 --> 00:20:00,676
I thought if you saw the joy of
giving away toys on Christmas,
453
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:05,097
you'd finally come around
and we could be friends again.
454
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,767
Santa Claus was willing
to risk Christmas...
455
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:12,062
Because he wanted
to spend it with me.
456
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,147
I can't help it.
457
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,316
We make a great team.
458
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,883
[humming]
459
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,738
[Webby]
This is heartwarming and all,
460
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,115
but what are we going to do?
461
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,658
The sun's coming up.
462
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:27,285
And the Feliz Navidiamond
is almost out of power.
463
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,037
There's no way the sleigh
can re‐deliver
464
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,872
all the gifts in time.
465
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,376
Oh, come now,
where's your Christmas spirit?
466
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,086
You just need
to think practically.
467
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,904
Ever heard of
divide and conquer?
468
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,051
Delivering presents for Santa
469
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,220
was way better than trying
to destroy him!
470
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,555
Whee!
471
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,348
Ow!
472
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,893
I've never crashed
a flying reindeer before.
473
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,437
And you never will.
474
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,896
Whoo‐hoo!
475
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,982
And the last gift
has been delivered.
476
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,109
Or should I say, Dew‐livered?
477
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,485
‐Please don't. ‐Oh, no.
478
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,511
Well, at least
we saved Christmas.
479
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:07,117
Look at that.
One last gift to deliver.
480
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:10,120
It better be in Duckburg,
because I'm freezing up here.
481
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,773
Quit complaining,
you greedy Glaswegian grinch.
482
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,003
[Scrooge]
"McDuck and Claus Delivery."
483
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,797
You know, the sound
isn't as annoying as I remember.
484
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,300
I got you a little something
as well.
485
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,051
[Santa] Oh.
486
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,219
Cool.
487
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,764
Now I could open my car door
from afar...
488
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,122
if I had a car.
489
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,376
Hit the button.
490
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,563
[alarm chirps]
491
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,482
The traps are off.
492
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,109
You're welcome at my home
anytime.
493
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,636
Just don't come down the chimney
like some creep.
494
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:50,160
And so Scrooge welcomed Santa,
thus ending their fight.
495
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:53,079
‐Claiming...
‐Happy Christmas to all,
496
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,999
and to all a good night.
497
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,151
[Santa] Ho, ho! Whoa‐ho!
498
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:04,007
♪ Duckburg Christmas ♪
499
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,885
♪ Is a time for peace ♪
500
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,095
♪ And giving ♪
501
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:13,183
♪ And spreading joy to all ♪
502
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:17,437
♪ And when long‐past friends ♪
503
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,214
♪ Have made amends ♪
504
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,569
♪ Good cheer will never end ♪
505
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:28,472
♪ On Duckburg Christmas ♪
506
00:22:28,496 --> 00:22:30,496
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