1 00:00:01,218 --> 00:00:03,789 Little Nibbles everywhere! 2 00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:05,421 Scat, unsanitary vermin! 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,041 Furry, cute savages! 4 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,881 Hey, don't damage the merch! 5 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:11,014 I got a five-star online buyer for these Gribbles! 6 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:15,340 Louie, I got you a pet to teach you about responsibility. 7 00:00:15,425 --> 00:00:17,842 Didn't you read the instructions on how to take care of them? 8 00:00:17,927 --> 00:00:19,598 Obviously I didn't, which is good, 9 00:00:19,683 --> 00:00:22,709 because he multiplied, and now I can sell these monsters as exotic pets. 10 00:00:22,794 --> 00:00:24,853 You will take responsibility for your actions and... 11 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:26,200 - [exclaims] - [snarling] 12 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,078 Wow, Uncle Scrooge. Saving my life and... 13 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,646 You will not talk your way out of this. 14 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,779 You are going to own your mistakes and apologize. 15 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:40,431 [loud knocking] 16 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,047 [frightening music] 17 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,526 Scrooge McDuck? 18 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:46,788 Yes? 19 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,921 Uh, you've been summoned. 20 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:50,314 Don't you mean "served"? 21 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:51,399 No. 22 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:56,446 [gasps] 23 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:04,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 24 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:10,377 Scrooge McDuck, you have been summoned to the all-powerful Karmic Court, 25 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:13,380 where the good and the bad deeds of one's life 26 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:16,079 are weighed by the cosmic scales of justice! 27 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,950 Preposterous! 28 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:21,736 I demand to know who is bringing forth these charges! 29 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:22,820 [energy crackling] 30 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:30,658 No, no. Not him. 31 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:31,964 No, anything but that. 32 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,745 Send me back to be Gribble chow, please! 33 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:38,449 Doofus Drake for the prosecution. 34 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,146 If he's the prosecutor, 35 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,930 why is he restrained? 36 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:43,796 He said he thought it would be fun. 37 00:01:43,881 --> 00:01:45,499 [giggles] 38 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:48,341 ♪ Life is like a hurricane 39 00:01:48,426 --> 00:01:50,748 ♪ Here in Duckburg 40 00:01:50,833 --> 00:01:53,654 ♪ Racecars, lasers, airplanes ♪ 41 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,529 ♪ It's a duck blur 42 00:01:56,614 --> 00:01:59,185 ♪ Might solve a mystery 43 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:01,466 ♪ Or rewrite history 44 00:02:01,551 --> 00:02:04,083 ♪ DuckTales, whoo-ooh 45 00:02:04,168 --> 00:02:09,208 ♪ Every day they're out there making DuckTales, whoo-ooh ♪ 46 00:02:09,293 --> 00:02:13,010 ♪ Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales ♪ 47 00:02:13,095 --> 00:02:14,096 ♪ Whoo-ooh 48 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:15,833 *DUCKTALES (2017)* Season 03 Episode 21 49 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:17,202 Episode Title: "The Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck!" 50 00:02:17,286 --> 00:02:20,665 All rise. The Karmic Court is now in session, 51 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:24,625 the honorable Lady Justice presiding. 52 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:29,456 We are all here to see the karmic case of The People vs. Scrooge McDuck 53 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:32,285 for his alleged crimes committed against the plaintiffs. 54 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,635 Mr. Drake is seeking payment in the form 55 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:35,984 -of his fortune, -[gasps] 56 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,595 -all landholdings, -[gasps louder] 57 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,510 - and his treasures. - [wheezing gasp] 58 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,033 - [groans] - He's going after the money?! 59 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,513 What kind of sick game is this? 60 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:45,516 Oh, Llewellyn, so droll. 61 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,692 You destroyed my inheritance 62 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,694 by forcing me to... 63 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:50,695 [shudders] 64 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:53,045 Share it with my family. 65 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:56,222 So I found victims whose lives were similarly ruined 66 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:59,399 by your wicked Gramuncpeepa Scrooge. 67 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:02,794 We pulled together our financial and supernatural resources 68 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,709 to acquire a magical summons 69 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:08,191 so that you might face sweet, sweet revenge! 70 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,802 [growling] 71 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:13,152 Uh, "justice". Sorry, "justice". 72 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,197 - [chuckles nervously] - [huffs] 73 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,068 You ruined my inheritance, 74 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:19,115 so I'm taking yours. 75 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,987 What in blazes are you babbling about?! 76 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:25,295 I never wronged anyone who didn't wrong me first. 77 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,732 I made my money square. 78 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:30,082 It's my whole thing. 79 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,953 Sir, take a seat. 80 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:35,218 I've had enough of this cockamamie kangaroo court. 81 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:39,309 Oh, let the record show that I am not allowed within 500 feet of a kangaroo. 82 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:40,785 [banging gavel] 83 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:44,575 Don't show anger. 84 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,403 It's playing right into his horrible game. 85 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,489 We're dealing with a very sick mind here. 86 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,715 Wait, let me defend you. 87 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,195 I've conned my way out of worse. 88 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,458 You can hardly take responsibility for yourself. 89 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,591 I'm not gonna let you take responsibility for me. 90 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:03,594 Plus, I've done nothing wrong! 91 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:04,595 [Doofus] Your Honor, 92 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,463 I call my first witness. 93 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,774 Flintheart Glomgold! 94 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:11,341 [laughs] 95 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:12,690 [groans] 96 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,690 [continues laughing] 97 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,609 [growls] 98 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:21,264 Once a beloved man of the people, 99 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:26,660 he was tragically morphed into the twisted soul you see before you 100 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,794 thanks to one Scrooge McDuck. 101 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:33,711 Haven't we all heard enough about how I "wronged" Duke Baloney as a kid? 102 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:36,453 He stole two million dollars from me back then! 103 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,063 This is about after that, 104 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:41,632 when you stole the only thing I ever wanted: 105 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:44,240 To be... loved. 106 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,725 [both grumble] 107 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:51,163 1987 has brought Glomgold fever to Duckburg, 108 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:53,557 and it is contagious, but not deadly. 109 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:56,647 We tagged along with this intrepid entrepreneur 110 00:04:56,731 --> 00:05:00,781 on his latest quest to become the world's most beloved billionaire. 111 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,127 [grunts] 112 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:08,466 The legendary jewel of the shark god. 113 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:09,616 Careful. 114 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,227 Step on the blackened teeth, 115 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,182 and you could set off booby traps. 116 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:19,931 I'll easily claim this relic for the people of Duckburg! 117 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:23,326 Flintheart, you just may be Duckburg's greatest... 118 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,675 - [Scrooge laughs] - Wait, is that...? 119 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,546 [laughing] 120 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:27,895 [grunts] 121 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:31,159 No! This is my benevolent victory! 122 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:34,119 I heard you were muscling in on my treasure hunting turf. 123 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,904 I'm not about to become the second-richest duck in the world. 124 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,907 Mr. McDuck, what would you say to the people at home 125 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:42,519 who find you unapproachable and miserly? 126 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:46,868 [scoffs] I don't care for naebody, and naebody cares for me, 127 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,614 - Hyah! - No! The jewel is mine! 128 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:51,702 [gasps] 129 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,139 Flintheart, help! 130 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,315 You think I'm gonna fall for that? 131 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,662 [gasps] You two are in league with each other. 132 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:01,886 Yah! [Grunts] 133 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,580 [screams] 134 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:15,636 [grunts, gasps] 135 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:20,731 [shouts] 136 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:21,775 [grunts] 137 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:22,950 [grunts] 138 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,079 [gasps] 139 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,868 [screaming] 140 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:34,962 In a sudden, shocking turn, 141 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,791 Flintheart Glomgold has revealed his stupidity 142 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,576 and cowardice. 143 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:42,361 It looks like I'm not long for this world. 144 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:44,752 This is Webra Walters, signing off. 145 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,589 Keep rolling. 146 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:55,113 Scrooge McDuck, hermit to hero. 147 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:57,637 The shut-in now shining out. 148 00:06:57,721 --> 00:07:00,423 Are we going to be seeing a more heroic side? 149 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,426 A sort of altruistic adventure capitalist? 150 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,906 Mmm. That has a nice ring to it. 151 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:08,297 Better luck next time, Flinty! 152 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:09,733 [screams] 153 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:17,222 [Flintheart] I was stuck there for days, 154 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:21,661 forming a bond with the noble and vicious sharks. 155 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:25,314 They became my friends, my family. 156 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:28,451 And because of Scrooge, 157 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,628 it was the closes thing to love I would ever know. 158 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:34,282 And so Scrooge swooped in, 159 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:38,330 stole the jewel, and more importantly, the spotlight. 160 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:40,027 You took a people's hero 161 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:42,203 and turned him into a reject. 162 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:44,858 Tossed him into the street like a stray cat 163 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,818 in search of a warm lap, a bowl of milk, 164 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:51,517 a litterbox in which to do his nasty little no-nos. 165 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:54,881 But now his naughty business is all over the floor, 166 00:07:54,966 --> 00:07:56,170 thanks to you! 167 00:07:56,255 --> 00:07:57,828 How is any of that my fault? 168 00:07:57,912 --> 00:08:00,308 I gave him a little healthy competition, 169 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:03,094 so he tries to murder me for 30 years? 170 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,922 Order! 171 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:07,315 Seriously, if this is the worst you can come up with, 172 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,753 then why are you wasting my time? 173 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:12,408 Mr. McDuck, I don't want to hear another peep out of you. 174 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,754 In fact... 175 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,716 [grunting] 176 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,020 Don't worry, Uncle Scrooge. I got this. 177 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,500 [grumbles] 178 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:23,850 Your Honor... 179 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:28,728 [clears throat] Your Honor, 180 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:33,516 you really expect us to believe that Scrooge is responsible for creating Glomgold? 181 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,560 [chuckles] 182 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,475 He did this to himself. 183 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,997 I mean, he's planting dynamite under Scrooge's chair right now. 184 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,786 [ticking] 185 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:43,870 [explosion] 186 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,791 [wheezes] 187 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,923 But would he have lit that dynamite 188 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:52,796 if Scrooge hadn't been sitting there? 189 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,799 Glomgold was a villain well before this event. 190 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,885 My client is innocent! 191 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:05,939 Well done, Llewellyn. 192 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,593 Why, thank you... [exclaims] 193 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,856 You're in my world now. 194 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,376 [gurgles] 195 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:16,646 So Scrooge accidentallystole Glomgold's spotlight. 196 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,778 Who amongst us hasn'tmade a little mistake 197 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,477 like turning your uncle's home into a Gribble zoo, 198 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,566 or accidentally sellinghis submarine? 199 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,350 [sputters] You what?! 200 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,168 Accidentally! 201 00:09:27,253 --> 00:09:29,963 Should we allowsuch minor offenses to ruina young boy's inheritance? 202 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,139 I mean, an old man's legacy? 203 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,617 No! Case dismissed. Let's go, Scrooge. 204 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,883 [both grumble] 205 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,368 [Doofus] I call Scrooge's next victim, 206 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,761 Ma Beagle! 207 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,847 [sobbing] 208 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:55,075 Matron Beagle, ma'am, if it's not too difficult, please... 209 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:59,427 It all started when I was just a little girl knee-high to a grasshopper, 210 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:04,342 when my beloved Pappy was swindled by the coldhearted city slicker Scrooge McDuck. 211 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,786 Back in the good old days 212 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,962 when the sarsaparilla flowed like the mighty Mississip', 213 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:15,139 the Beagles ruled what we now know as Duckburg, 214 00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,924 and my beloved Pappy was in his prime. 215 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,143 [clang] 216 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,145 [grunting] 217 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:24,627 Wow, Pa! You done got the strongest arm in the whole world. 218 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,713 Here you are, Sweet Pea. 219 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,638 What you want, fancy spats? 220 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:36,943 [hawk screeches] 221 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:39,163 Nice town you got here. 222 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,775 Of course, I remember it as Fort Duckburg. 223 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:47,214 Which of you lowlifes do I talk to about purchasing it back? 224 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,652 "Purchasing"? [Laughs] 225 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,263 What kind of highfalutin talk is that? 226 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:55,266 Why can't you say "git" like everyone else? 227 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,790 [all laugh] 228 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,663 Tell that big-timin', lily-livered stinkpot, Pappy! 229 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,317 What a charming little girl. 230 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,450 I'm in charge around here, 231 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,931 and I ain't interested in sellin' this town 232 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,673 to a no-good, city-slickin' money boy! 233 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:13,458 Then I guess you bunch of crooks have no interest in these. 234 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,286 - [all gasp] - [coins jingle] 235 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,157 [ooh-ing and ahh-ing] 236 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,290 Okay, moneybags. 237 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,335 I'll arm wrestle you for it. 238 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,251 Winner gets the town and the money. 239 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,427 You got yourself a deal. 240 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:29,213 [giggles] You done gothoodwinked, mister. 241 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,910 My pappy ain't never lost. 242 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,130 That's the problem with "never", lassie. 243 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,214 It rarely lasts. 244 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,135 Get ready to lose, noodle arm. 245 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,611 - [clang] - [grunting] 246 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,795 [cheering] 247 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,504 [grunts] 248 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,948 What? No! 249 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,994 I was cheering a fraud! 250 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,909 Pappy ain't no folk hero. 251 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,999 [inhales shakily] He's a folk zero! [Sobs] 252 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,610 [all growling] 253 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,652 Pleasure doing business with you. 254 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:23,873 [slurps] Ah. 255 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,750 Aw, I can't believe you. 256 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,317 The Beagle family retreated to the junkyard, 257 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,798 the only land no one else wanted. 258 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,626 Pappy was humiliated. 259 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,194 Ma was forced into a life of crime. 260 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,370 If Scrooge hadn't interfered, 261 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:43,327 Ma might not be the ruthless crime lord she is today. 262 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,207 Okay, I could have been nicer to the little girl. 263 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,600 But they were trying to swindle me! 264 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,777 What was I supposed to do, lose? 265 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:58,128 Yeah. Every other rube had the common decency to be suckered. 266 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,435 Hold on. I recognize a scheming face when I see one. 267 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,785 Keep playing it from there. 268 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,264 I can't believe you... 269 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,393 Lost? 270 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,529 - [grunts] - Got caught! 271 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,835 What a shoddy scam. 272 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,229 Your time's up, old man. 273 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,535 I'm gonna have to take control of this here family 274 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,886 and get the deed back from thems that wronged us. 275 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,844 Any objections? 276 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,498 [whimpers] 277 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,718 Aha! Ma Beagle was already rotten. 278 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,807 My client shouldn't have to take responsibility 279 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,157 for every bank robbed or every trap set. 280 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,854 Doofus' case doesn't hold water. 281 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,898 My client can't help if all these crazies went crazy. 282 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,905 [slow clap] 283 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,656 Well done, Llewellyn. 284 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,704 It would seem you've won, if you weren't about to lose! 285 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,272 I call my final witness... 286 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:58,536 [whooshing] 287 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,491 Magica De Spell. 288 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,059 Oh, no. 289 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:08,673 Magica, when did you first meet Scrooge McDuck? 290 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:16,075 [Magica] My beloved brother Poe and I were twin sorcerers in the prime of our youths, 291 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:21,515 ruling over a small town and using our combined powers to make beautiful magic. 292 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,820 Poe was the level-headed one and I was the dreamer. 293 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,347 [cackles] 294 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,824 You're a frog! And you! 295 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,308 - [croaks] - Oh, yes. 296 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,875 You, you're definitely a frog. 297 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,137 Uh, sister, dear, 298 00:14:34,222 --> 00:14:36,095 if we turn all the townspeople into frogs, 299 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,706 who will give us our gold and turnips? 300 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,535 Sweet, sensible Poe. 301 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,800 Can we turn them into turnips, then? 302 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,889 Mm-hm, interesting. 303 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,716 Thinking outside the box, yes. 304 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,762 But if we eat them all, 305 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,761 who will give us our milk? 306 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,812 [chuckles] Of course. 307 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,887 You're right. 308 00:14:57,972 --> 00:14:59,017 [sighs] 309 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,992 I'll expect 15 gallons of goat milk by sunup. 310 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,821 [laughs] What a delightful compromise. 311 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,211 Come, Papa. Back to the farm. 312 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:14,046 Now, what do you say for sparing your goat dad's life, hmm? 313 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,570 [in unison] Thank you, Magica and Poe. 314 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,963 [bleats] 315 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,399 [Louie] Objection, Your Honor! 316 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,271 How is any of this relevant? 317 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,970 Magica was obviously already, like, the most villainous. 318 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:29,058 Because one man managed to make matters far worse. 319 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,981 One day, people stopped coming to pay tribute for some reason, 320 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,027 so we summoned a shadow army 321 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,942 to collect their treasures. 322 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,248 Everything was going fine until he showed up. 323 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:47,645 Get your filthy digits off my Number One Dime, you hoodoo hoodlums! 324 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:51,649 Look at this one, fighting so hard for a paltry dime. 325 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,957 I earned this dime through hard work. 326 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,872 Magica, stop! 327 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,000 The treasure! 328 00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:00,669 - [oinking] - Bah. 329 00:16:00,754 --> 00:16:03,530 Treasure means more when you earn it, you slothful sorcerers. 330 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,489 Cheap tricks and shortcuts are nonsense, 331 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,534 and I'll prove it by taking you down 332 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,275 and claiming that treasure for myself 333 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,668 with my bare hands. 334 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:14,846 Then I'll beat you with my bear hands! 335 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:19,720 Ah-ah-ah-ah! You cannot give in to his goading. Focus your powers. 336 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,680 I don't have to focus to beat this insignificant worm. 337 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,201 I'm the most powerful sorceress in the land. 338 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,685 Or half of one. 339 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,948 You can't even finish a spell on your own. 340 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:33,647 Looks to me like your family is holding you back. 341 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,342 [growls] 342 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:40,347 You're the fly in my ointment, so buzz off! 343 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:42,609 [grunts] 344 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,877 [grunts] 345 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,444 [exclaims] 346 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,880 Curse me kilts! 347 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,532 Oh, I'll curse your whole outfit! 348 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,620 [grunts] 349 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,279 [strains] 350 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,625 [shouts] 351 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:03,286 You don't scare me with your magical ranting and raving. 352 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,763 We'll see who's a raven now. 353 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,854 - [gasps] - Magica! [Groans] 354 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:11,986 Poe? 355 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,907 [caws] 356 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,996 Poe, stop messing around and turn back already. 357 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,086 Come on. You know I don't know how to turn people back. 358 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,088 I'm sorry, all right? 359 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:26,744 Just put the amulet on and change back into my brother. 360 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:27,916 [gasps] 361 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,578 Please, help. He's flying away. 362 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,710 Sorry. Bit busy at the moment. 363 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,277 [grunts] I'll give you anything. 364 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,498 My powers, my throne, everything! 365 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,717 Just help me save my brother! 366 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,328 - [cawing] - Poe, no! 367 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,720 Come back, please! 368 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,415 I'm sorry. I... [gasps] 369 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,336 This is all your fault! 370 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,730 Me? You're the [mocking] "powerful sorceress". 371 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,819 You could have stopped him. 372 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:01,950 Well, that'll teach you to tussle with Scrooge McDuck. 373 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,268 [Magica] I searched the world for the raven that was my brother, 374 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:15,662 but there were a lot of dumb birds out there. 375 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,273 After all those years, 376 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,666 I never saw my sweet Poe again. 377 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:23,061 All thanks to Scrooge McDuck. 378 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,845 All he had to do 379 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:28,675 was stop a bird from flying out of a window. 380 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,134 You gave that treasure back to the townspeople, right? 381 00:18:31,219 --> 00:18:33,724 Eh, most of them were goats at that point. 382 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,814 But I did spend some of the money to buy them a farm. 383 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,033 And? 384 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,471 And then I used the farm to sell their milk. 385 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,688 [sighs] 386 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:43,777 Uncle Scrooge. 387 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,736 I never thought I'd say this, but... 388 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,047 I don't know if I can talk our way out of this one. 389 00:18:48,132 --> 00:18:49,696 Or if we even should. 390 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,395 I assumed that if you live as long as I have, 391 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,440 you make a lot of sworn enemies, 392 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,747 but when you rack up enough of them, 393 00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,095 you do have to wonder if you might be part of the problem. 394 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,672 Doofus, I don't want to start an endless rivalry like Scrooge did. 395 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,587 Life is too short. 396 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:13,111 And while you may be a freaky, weird, entitled monster kid, 397 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,893 I'm still sorry for any pain that I caused you. 398 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,551 Thank you, Llewellyn. 399 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,735 What?! 400 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,955 Ugh. What is this weird soft feeling? 401 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:34,782 That is the relief of taking responsibility. 402 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,704 I don't want to be defined by the mistakes I've made, 403 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:44,360 but rather by the humility of admitting them. 404 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,446 So, to all of you... 405 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:48,973 I'm sorry. 406 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,107 Oh, you'll be sorry, all right! 407 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,370 No! This isn't a trick! 408 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,632 I'm actually sorry. 409 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,847 [shouts] 410 00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,589 [yelps] 411 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,771 [gasps] 412 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,252 By his own admission and by the official decree 413 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,645 of the Karmic Court, 414 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,387 Scrooge McDuck is hereby responsible 415 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,866 for creating his enemies. 416 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,694 Flintheart Glomgold, 417 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:15,782 Ma Beagle, 418 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,523 and Magica De Spell 419 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,178 are respectively entitled to Scrooge's fortune. 420 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,832 The deed to Duckburg, 421 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,050 and... 422 00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,313 Am I reading this correctly? 423 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,008 The accursed Number One Dime? 424 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:30,145 [all cheering] 425 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:34,671 I am the architect of your unmaking! 426 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,063 [gasps] That's right. 427 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,761 He created you. 428 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:40,239 But you might say you created him, too. 429 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,723 - No! - You moron! 430 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,987 Scrooge did create his enemies, but they in turn created him. 431 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:51,078 Without his villains, he would've never have been forced to connect with people... 432 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,689 [shouts] 433 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:55,036 ...or be one step ahead of the cons and the cheats... 434 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,390 - [grunts] - ...or, as we have just seen, 435 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,041 be humble in his old age. 436 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,745 [crackling] 437 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,573 So if they're entitled to what's his, 438 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:10,704 he's therefore entitled to the same level of justice. 439 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,365 By official decree of the Karmic Court, 440 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:19,411 Scrooge McDuck is hereby reimbursed his fortune, 441 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:20,847 the deed to Duckburg, 442 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,067 and his Number One Dime. 443 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,634 What?! No! 444 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,636 You idiot! 445 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,204 You'll never get away with this! 446 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,159 [both screaming] 447 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,300 [stops screaming] Huh? 448 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,084 I'm proud of you, lad! 449 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:43,435 Even though it was difficult and it may not have seemed fair, 450 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:46,351 you finally accepted responsibility. 451 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,048 I'm proud of you too, Uncle Scrooge. 452 00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:49,833 Owning up to your mistakes can be hard, 453 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,227 but taking responsibility is the right thing to do. 454 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,230 Like the mistake you made by buying me a Gribble in the first place. 455 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,058 - [Gribbles snarling] - Good luck cleaning this up. 456 00:21:58,142 --> 00:21:59,582 Lad. 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