"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"
"HERE IN DUCKBURG"
"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"
"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"
"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"
"OR REWRITE HISTORY"
"DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"D-D-D-DANGER"
"WATCH BEHIND YOU"
"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"
"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"NOT PONYTAILS"
"OR COTTONTAILS"
"NO, DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
YOU CALL YOURSELVES RESEARCH SCIENTISTS?
5 YEARS AND $1 MILLION,
AND ALL YOU'VE GOT IS THIS BUG?
IF I WANTED MORE BUGS,
I WOULD'VE PICKED YOUR FLEAS FOR FREE.
THESE ARE NO ORDINARY BUGS,
THEY'RE METAL MITES.
YOU IDIOTS!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF!
MR. GLUMGOLD, THEY'RE NOT MADE OF METAL.
THEY EAT METAL!
AYE! YOU'RE A GENIUS!
THESE ARE JUST WHAT I NEED
TO DESTROY SCROOGE McDUCK'S FORTUNE!
HA HA HA!
AH, MY WEE BEAUTIES.
UNCLE SCROOGE LOVES YOU, ONE AND ALL!
MR. McDUCK, I'M COUNTING!
SORRY, FENTON. I'M ALLERGIC TO MONEY.
I TOUCH IT,
AND BREAK OUT IN A RASH OF CASH.
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YES.
92,072, 92,073...
32,005,001, 32,005,002...
$143,619,950 EXACTLY!
HMM... OH, MY, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
WHAT IS IT, MR. McDUCK?
YOU'RE ONE 1 PENNY SHORT.
COUNT THEM AGAIN.
BUT...
NO BUTS! COUNT!
OH.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
27,240... 27,200...
1,000,261, 1,000,262...
30,043,668... 40,000,000...
$143,619,950.
PTOO! AND 1 CENT!
PERFECT.
PARDON MY SAYING SO,
BUT YOU SPENT 1 DOLLAR TO FIND 1 PENNY.
I DINNA CARE.
I HAD TO KNOW IT WAS ALL HERE.
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT TO DO?
PERFECTLY, MR. GLEAMGOLD.
I MEAN, GOLDHEART.
UH, HEARTBURN.
GLUMGOLD, YOU BRICK-BRAIN!
THAT'S VERY PERCEPTIVE.
PEOPLE NOT AWARE OF DIJON'S BRAIN.
YOW!
THANK YOU, SIR.
JUST GET THESE METAL MITES INTO SCROOGE'S MONEY BIN.
YOU PLAY PRACTICAL JOKE?
MAKE SCROOGE VERY, VERY ITCHY, ITCHY?
IT'S NO JOKE.
AFTER THE THEY EAT ALL OF SCROOGE'S GOLD,
HE NO MORE RICHY, RICHY.
Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
UGH.
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
CLUMSY DIJON.
ALLOW ME.
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT!
SORRY. WRONG POCKET.
OH, DIJON, YOU CLEVER DEVIL!
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING?
I THOUGHT SO.
[MUNCHING]
OH, YOU WONDERFUL LITTLE CREATURES.
YOU HAVE MADE DIJON A RICH MAN!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU THIEF.
OH, NO!
OH, YES!
OH, NO!
[CRASH]
GLOOMGOLD WILL BE EVEN GLOOMIER
IF DIJON NOT GET HIS BUGS BACK.
HELLO, MR. GOLDBLOOM?
GLUMGOLD!
THIS IS YOUR HUMBLE DIJON.
SOME OF YOUR LITTLE BUGGIES MANAGED TO ESCAPE.
ACH! HOW MANY ESCAPED?
OH, JUST A FEW.
MAYBE ALL OF THEM.
AND THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE DUCKBURG BEAN FACTORY.
YOU NUMSKULL, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
THE DUCKBURG BEAN FACTORY?
THAT'S OWNED BY SCROOGE McDUCK.
FOLLOW THOSE BUGS AND KEEP ME POSTED.
YES, MR. GOLDFISH.
GLUMGOLD!
WHAT THE...
MUST BE DEFECTIVE CANS.
THE BEANS ARE ALIVE!
STEP RIGHT UP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
AND GET YOUR FREE SALTINE CRACKERS.
ICE COLD LEMONADE, $1.00 A GLASS.
I'LL TAKE ONE!
EASY NOW. THERE'S PLENTY.
HOW WE DOING?
HMM. BETTER THAN I EXPECTED.
MR. McDUCK.
FENTON, PREPARE A MASTER PLAN
FOR A CRACKER AND LEMONADE FRANCHISE.
THEY'RE ONTO SOMETHING.
THE BEAN FACTORY CALLED. BUSINESS IS GOING TO PIECES.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
OH, ME BAGPIPES!
ME BEANS ARE ON THE WARPATH.
THESE AREN'T BEANS. THEY'RE MITES.
THEY'RE THE MIGHTIEST MITES I'VE EVER SEEN.
THIS IS WALTER CRONDUCK REPORTING
FROM DUCKBURG'S BEAN FACTORY,
WHICH IS BEING DEVOURED BY METAL-EATING BUGS.
OOH, THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE SEEN ALL WEEK.
HELP!
YOU'D BETTER CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
THEY'RE HERE.
IN THAT CASE, CALL THE POLICE.
I'LL CALL PARAMEDICS.
THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE.
THERE'S NOTHING IN ME EYE.
IT'S AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO CHANGE TO GIZMODUCK.
OH, QUITE RIGHT. I'VE GOT TO MAKE AN URGENT CALL
TO, UH, MY MOTHER.
COME HERE, LITTLE BUGGIES.
I'VE BEEN BEANED BY THE BEANS.
HURRY! SOMEONE!
BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE!
HAVE NO FEAR, GIZMODUCK IS HERE.
PTOO! YUCK! I HATE BEANS!
THANK YOU, SIR.
OHH!
GIZMODUCK, HELP!
STOP, YOU MANGY, METAL-MUNCHING MITES,
YOU MEASLY, MEANDERING, METAL...
WOULD YOU SAVE ME ALREADY?
WHY, CERTAINLY!
I'LL SPRITZ THOSE BUGS WITH MY GIZMOBOT SPRITZER.
WHOOPS! MUST HAVE BEEN MY PAINT SPRAYER ATTACHMENT.
YII!
YOU THOUGHT MY HEAD ONLY HAD BRAINS.
I'D NEVER THINK THAT.
YOU MAY THANK ME FOR SAVING THE DAY.
THE BEAN FACTORY HAS JUST BIT THE DUST.
HA HA HA!
THE BEAN FACTORY WAS ONLY THE APPETIZER.
FOLLOW DIJON TO TODAY'S MAIN COURSE.
THEY'RE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR MY MONEY BIN!
STOP THEM!
YES, SIR!
OOH, I HATE THAT.
STOP RIGHT THERE.
WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF STOP?
GO?
IF YOU INSIST.
FOR YOU, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST,
FOR EATING THE BEAN FACTORY WITHOUT AN INVITATION.
MY SUPERSUIT IS EQUIPPED
WITH THE NECESSITIES OF LAW ENFORCEMENT.
PUT OUT YOUR HANDS,
WHILE I CUFF YOU WITH THESE MICROSCOPIC HANDCUFFS.
ALL RIGHT, THIS MEANS WAR!
I'LL SUCK YOU INTO MY SHOP VAC AND RUG SHAMPOOER.
HA! GOT THEM!
UH-OH. SOMETHING TELLS ME
I MADE A BIG MISTAKE.
HEY! CUT THAT OUT!
MY GIZMO SUIT!
HEY, OOH. HEY, STOP IT.
OOH. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA!
WITHOUT MY GIZMO SUIT
I'M MILD-MALLARD ACCOUNTANT FENTON CRACKSHELL...
SUPER WIMP.
THE BUGS JUST DESTROYED THE BEAN FACTORY
AND ARE HEADING THROUGH DOWNTOWN
TO SCROOGE McDUCK'S MONEY BIN.
QUICK, SOMEBODY,
CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD.
SOMEBODY CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD?
QUICK. STOP THOSE BUGS
BEFORE THEY REACH MY MONEY.
YES, SIR, MR. McDUCK.
MOVE OUT!
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO SURRENDER
OR WE FIRE.
PLEASE, NO MORE. WE SURRENDER.
AH, DIJON LOVE WINDOW SHOPPING.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S INCREDIBLE.
THEY'RE DEVOURING EVERYTHING
IN THEIR PATH.
HUH?
IF THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH, THEY'RE MULTIPLYING.
BAD? THAT'S WONDERFUL.
THOSE BUGS WON'T BE THE ONLY ONES MULTIPLYING.
WITHOUT MY GIZMO SUIT,
I'LL BE ADDING, SUBTRACTING,
MULTIPLYING, AND DIVIDING FOR LIFE
AS A WORTHLESS ACCOUNTANT.
AH, I WAS NEVER A REAL SUPERHERO.
THE SUIT WAS SUPER, NOT FENTON CRACKSHELL.
GYRO.
I HEARD ALL ABOUT IT.
THIS CONTRAPTION WILL STOP THOSE METAL MITES.
WHAT?
AN AUTOMATIC BUBBLE GUM CHEWING MACHINE.
DAH!
ARE YOU CRAZY?
THAT WON'T STOP THEM.
A GOOD INVENTOR NEVER SAYS NEVER
BEFORE HE TRIES HIS INVENTION.
IT'S WORKING.
NO, IT'S NOT.
THEY'RE EATING IT.
AFTER EATING THE MACHINE,
THEY'LL STICK TO THE BUBBLE.
I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU DID IT! GYRO, MY BOY!
YAHOO!
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
YAAH!
248... 249...
$250.
WE'LL NEVER TOP THAT.
WE'LL GIVE AWAY CHILI PEPPERS
AND SELL WATER AT $1.00 A GLASS.
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S A BUBBLE.
THE BUGS ARE HEADED TOWARD THE MONEY BIN.
IF THEY CONTINUE,
McDUCK'S FORTUNE WILL BE GONE.
DID YOUR HEAR THAT?
UNCLE SCROOGE'S MONEY IS UNDER ATTACK.
SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE JUNIOR WOODCHUCKS.
THE METAL MITES ARE PARACHUTING DOWN.
IT'S TOTAL CHAOS HERE.
DESTROYING SCROOGE'S MONEY IS MORE FUN
THAN MAKING MY OWN.
THERE THEY ARE.
THERE MUST BE MILLIONS.
THE JUNIOR WOODCHUCK MANUAL
SAYS TO STOP A CRAWLING INSECT INVASION, USE A MOAT.
LIKE THE WATER AROUND CASTLES?
EXACTLY.
WELL, LET'S DO IT!
OH, I CANNOT...
LOOK!
[HONK HONK]
THAT'S THE SIGNAL.
HERE GOES!
THEY'VE SAVED THE MONEY BIN.
I WONDER HOW THOSE BUGS WILL MAKE IT... WHOA!
ACROSS.
YOUR MONEY BIN IS SAFE FROM...
WAIT.
THEY'RE CROSSING THE MOAT.
OHH.
THEY'RE NEARING THE MONEY BIN.
CHEW 'EM TO THE LEFT, CHEW 'EM TO THE RIGHT,
GRAB THEM IN THE GOLD AND BITE, BITE, BITE.
ME FORTUNE'S GOING TO BECOME BUG FOOD.
UH, MR. McDUCK?
FENTON, WHERE WERE YOU?
THINKING.
YOU HIRED ME TO PROTECT YOUR MONEY BIN,
BUT I'M A SPINELESS WIMP.
I'LL HAVE TO...
I'VE GOT TO SAVE MY MONEY.
RESIGN.
I'LL HAVE TO RESIGN.
OOH. AH. OH.
UNCLE SCROOGE...
WE TRIED TO STOP THE BUGS.
A FINE TRY, LADS.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN DO BETTER.
YUCKY BUGS WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
THEY'LL EAT THIS DOOR AS IF IT'S SWISS CHEESE.
NOT IF IT'S COVERED IN CEMENT.
LET'S DO IT. - HOORAY.
I WOULD LIKE TO TENDER...
NOT NOW, FENTON.
THERE. IT'S DONE.
THEY'RE HERE.
IT WORKED.
MY MONEY'S SAFE.
THERE'S A LOT OF THOSE FELLAS.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
UNCLE SCROOGE, LOOK.
THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE ALARM BOX.
THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO METAL LIKE IT'S CALLING THEM.
ATTRACTED? CALLING THEM? OF COURSE, THAT'S IT.
THEY'VE CHEWED THROUGH INTO THE VAULT.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO ME MONEY.
OUT OF THE WAY, UNCLE.
ME MONEY!
BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE!
NEXT TIME YOU'LL THINK TWICE
BEFORE EATING GIZMODUCK'S SUPERSUIT.
WAY TO GO, FENTON.
METAL IN THEIR TUMMIES MADE IT EASY.
DINNA WORRY, MY PRECIOUS FRIENDS.
YOU'RE SAFE AND SOUND WITH SCROOGEY NOW.
- YAY! YAY! YAY! - YAY!
HE'S DONE IT.
FENTON CRACKSHELL HAS SAVED THE MONEY BIN.
THE MONEY'S SAFE.
ACH! I WAS SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, FENTON.
WHAT FOR?
WITHOUT A SUPERSUIT, I'M JUST A NOBODY.
THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT TO RESIGN.
BUT BEFORE YOU LEAVE,
GET RID OF THESE PESTS FOR ME.
YES, SIR.
WAIT A MINUTE. SOMETHING'S WRONG.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
I THOUGHT SO. THERE'S ONE MITE MISSING.
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
IT COULD MULTIPLY. ME MONEY ISN'T SAFE.
WHAT IS IT?
GOT HIM.
YOU'RE A REAL HERO, FENTON.
YOU DID IT WITHOUT SUPER STUFF.
HEY, I DID, DIDN'T I?
BUT IF YOU'VE GOT TO RESIGN, I UNDERSTAND.
RESIGN?
ME? NO WAY.
WITH A NEW GIZMO SUIT,
I'LL BE SUPER OUTSIDE AND IN.
AND BESIDES, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
THESE MITES COULD MAKE US RICH
AT McDUCK'S WRECKING COMPANY.
READY WHEN YOU ARE, FENTON.
PSST.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
THE BAD NEWS IS McDUCK IS MAKING MILLIONS.
ACH!
THE GOOD NEWS IS...
YES?
DIJON STOLE SOME BUGS
FROM THE CONSTRUCTION SITE.
YOU IDIOT. NO!
OOPS. SORRY, MR. GLOOMDUCK.
GLUMGOLD!
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