"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"
"HERE IN DUCKBURG"
"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"
"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"
"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"
"OR REWRITE HISTORY"
"DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"D-D-D-DANGER"
"WATCH BEHIND YOU"
"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"
"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH"
"NOT PONYTAILS"
"OR COTTONTAILS"
"NO, DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH"
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AAH. CAREFUL WITH THOSE THINGS.
THEY'RE PRICELESS.
WORTHLESS, I'D SAY.
YEAH. THIS STUFF IS ALL CRACKED.
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN MY LESSON
ON SUCCESSFUL IMPORTING?
NO, UNCLE SCROOGE.
ONE MAN'S JUNK...
IS ANOTHER MAN'S ANTIQUE.
AAH! LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU...
IF IT ISN'T MY BEST ENEMY... SCROOGE McDUCK.
TYPICAL, TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD FOR A BARGAIN.
IT'S LIKE YOU TO TRY AND STEAL IT.
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN STEAL YOUR WORTHLESS IDEAS.
MUCH BETTER. HA HA!
WHOA!
SOUNDS LIKE GLOMGOLD'S UP TO SOMETHING.
BEFORE WHATEVER HE'S UP TO GOES DOWN.
[CLINK CLINK CLINK]
COINS FOR A HUNGRY BEGGAR?
VERY SORRY.
OOH! - OOF!
SORRY. DIJON VERY CLUMSY.
IT WAS ALL MY...
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
DIJON. - DIJON!
KEEP AWAY FROM ME,
YOU SNEAKY PICKPOCKET.
PLEASE. DIJON'S A CHANGED MAN.
I'VE GONE INTO BUSINESS.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL BEGGAR.
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.
YEAH. GIVE HIM A QUARTER.
HE'S NOT GETTING A CENT FROM...
ME WALLET'S GONE!
OH, MY. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
HERE IT IS!
STOP THAT THIEF!
HE CANNOT HAVE GONE FAR.
[HISS]
AAH!
DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!
HOW MUCH?
50 RUPEES.
DEAL.
WE LOST HIM.
GET A GOOD LOOK AT THOSE MONKS.
THEY'RE IN THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE GOOSE.
I LOVE GOOSE,
ESPECIALLY WITH GRAVY AND STUFFING.
HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT FOOD, IDIOT.
HE'S TALKING ABOUT DOUGH.
OH, I LOVE DOUGH.
I MEAN BREAD.
OH! I LOVE BREAD, TOO.
NOT THAT KIND. THE GREEN KIND.
YOU KNOW... CABBAGE. CLAMS. LETTUCE. FROG SKINS.
THAT'S ENOUGH. WE GOT BUSINESS.
LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S THE GOLDEN GOOSE.
OOH, WHAT A CHAMP.
WHAT A PRIZE.
WHAT A... A... WHAT IS IT?
IT'S THE ULTIMATE TREASURE.
THEY SAY THE BROTHERHOOD'S GOT IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT FOR ME!
YES, SIR, MR. GLOMGOLD.
BUT, UM, WHERE IS IT?
THERE.
[BONG]
IS THAT A MONK OR A CHIMP?
THEY CONFUSE ME.
AHEM.
NOW, PLEASE, YOU MAY ALL
REMOVE YOUR COWLS AND EAT.
PLEASE BE REMOVING YOUR COWL, BROTHER.
NO. I'M FEELING A DRAFT.
BROTHER, PLEASE REMOVE THE COLD ONE'S COWL.
OH!
YOU'RE NOT A MONK.
YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T THE YMCA? OH, MY.
DO NOT BOTHER SHOWING DIJON THE DOOR.
WAIT. DID YOU SAY DIJON?
DIJON? NO, I AM NOT THAT CRIMINAL.
IT IS YOU!
NO. I ONLY LOOK LIKE THAT CROOK
ON THE POSTER.
ARE YOU NOT RECOGNIZING ME?
I AM YOUR HUMBLE BROTHER POUPON.
POUPON!
I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN YEARS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE DRESSED AS A MONK?
I WAS WANTING TO BE WITH YOU.
DIJON, YOU? I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS, MY BROTHERS.
DIJON, THE FAMILY BLACK SHEEP,
THE ONE WHO STEALS THINGS,
WHO CANNOT BE TRUSTED,
WHO...
THEY'RE GETTING THE PICTURE.
HE'S RETURNED TO THE FOLD.
HE WANTS TO BE A MONK
AND SPEND HIS LIFE IN SERVICE TO OTHERS.
YAY!
- YAY! - YAY!
YOU WERE A GOOD BOY, POUPON,
AND I WAS BAD.
DON'T THINK ABOUT THE PAST, DIJON.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
THIS IS WHAT WE BROTHERS
HAVE DEDICATED OUR LIVES TO.
YOU'VE GONE TO MUCH TROUBLE
TO PROTECT A RUBBER DUCKIE.
THIS IS NO ORDINARY BIRD.
THIS IS THE GOLDEN GOOSE.
IT HAS MAGICAL PROPERTIES. YOU'LL SEE.
OFFER SOMETHING WORTHLESS...
BESIDE YOURSELF, THAT IS.
WATCH CAREFULLY.
WITH THE MAGIC WORD,
IT CAN TURN ANYTHING TO GOLD!
CAN I BE TRYING THAT, POUPON, PLEASE?
NO. IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH.
IT MUST REMAIN ATOP THESE WATERS.
UH, UH, UH.
UP HERE IN THE TEMPLE,
WE ARE HAVING NO NEED FOR RICHES.
OF... COURSE... NOT.
EVERY NIGHT, A MONK STAYS HERE
TO ASSURE THE GOOSE
REMAINS ATOP THE MYSTIC WATERS.
THIS SHALL BE YOUR FIRST DUTY.
WHAT IF IT FALLS OFF?
AH, THIS IS THE SECRET...
YOU PUT IT BACK ON.
AH. I CAN DO THAT.
YOUR SHIFT WILL END EXACTLY...
OH! MY WATCH IS GONE!
UH, PERHAPS YOU DROPPED IT.
REMEMBER, DIJON...
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE GOOD.
DO NOT BE BLOWING IT.
PROTECT THE GOLDEN GOOSE AT ALL COSTS.
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
DON'T WORRY. NO ONE WILL TOUCH IT.
SEE? YOU ARE SAFE WITH DIJON.
I'M SUPPOSING IT WOULDN'T HURT TO TRY IT ONCE.
GOLD.
AH, IT WORKED!
NOW DIJON MUST PUT IT BACK.
HMM. IF IT DIDN'T HURT TO TRY IT ONCE,
I'M SUPPOSING IT COULDN'T HURT TO TRY IT TWICE.
GOLD!
CAREFUL, DIJON. REMEMBER WHAT YOU PROMISED POUPON.
WAIT! YOU PROMISED NO ONE WOULD TOUCH IT,
AND NO ONE WILL IF DIJON BORROWS IT TONIGHT
SO HE CAN TURN SOME BIG THINGS INTO GOLD.
EXCUSE ME. I MUST BE MAKING A PHONE CALL.
AND WE MUST BE MAKING SURE YOU'RE MAKING SURE
THE GOLDEN GOOSE STAYS ON THE FOUNTAIN.
THERE'S THE TEMPLE.
WE GOT WORK TO DO.
[QUACK QUACK QUACK]
THIS IS LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
WHAT CANDY? WHERE? I'LL TAKE IT.
IF THOSE ARE THE BABIES,
THEY CAN KEEP THE CANDY.
COME BACK HERE.
WE NEED ANOTHER DISTRACTION.
BURGER, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
ISN'T THIS A LOVELY TEMPLE, MY SWEET BEGONIA?
IT SURE IS, BURGER.
OH. AHEM.
I MEAN, YES, BURGIE-WURGIE.
HEY!
THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A TOURIST.
BURGIE-WURGIE, HELP!
LET MY UGLY WIFE GO!
LET ME GO!
PICK ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE!
THIS IS DIJON'S BIG CHANCE.
OOH, WHAT A PRETTY PICTURE.
KANSAS DOESN'T HAVE SIGHTS LIKE THIS.
DO NOT BE FORGETTING ME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
WE'RE NOT TELLING FRIENDS ABOUT THIS PLACE.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW, BIGTIME?
HMM. I THINK WE FOLLOW HIM.
TONIGHT I'LL MAKE A FORTUNE IN GOLD.
TOMORROW, I BRING THE GOOSE BACK,
AND NO ONE'S BEING THE WISER,
NOT EVEN POUPON.
OH, POOR POUPON.
DIJON, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR BROTHER
AFTER HE TRUSTED YOU?
ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M ONLY BORROWING IT.
NO. YOU MUST BE TAKING IT BACK.
AFTER YOU MAKE THE GOLD.
NO!
YES.
NO!
YES!
STOP!
YOU ARE FOOLING
NO ONE BUT YOURSELF, DIJON.
IT IS WRONG.
TAKE IT BACK, AND THAT IS FINAL. HUH?
GIVE ME THAT.
WHAT?
THAT.
OH, THAT. WHATEVER YOU BE SAYING.
DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GET THAT BIRD!
OOH, A WILD GOOSE CHASE! MY FAVORITE.
600 BRASS TOOTHBRUSHES.
CHECK.
OW!
CHECK!
FOUR DOZEN CRACKED VASES.
CHECK.
HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
UP THERE!
AAH! - WHOA! - YEOW!
UH-OH. IT IS MR. SCROOGE.
LET'S GET HIM!
OOH!
I GOT IT!
LAST ONE, UNCLE SCROOGE.
50 RUSTY DOOR CHIMES. CHECK.
ALL PACKED, UNCLE SCROOGE.
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. YOU'RE PRICELESS.
LET'S SHOVE OFF.
THESE GOODS MUST GET TO DUCKBURG
BEFORE MY NEW STORE OPENS.
LOOK! SCROOGE McDUCK HAS GOT OUR GOOSE!
WHEN GLOMGOLD FINDS OUT,
HE'LL GRIND US INTO GOOSE LIVER.
OH, BOY. WHEN DO WE EAT?
AAH!
WHAT WILL I TELL POUPON?
PERHAPS DIJON WILL SEND A LETTER OF APOLOGY.
FROM MEXICO.
PERHAPS NOT!
UNCLE SCROOGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE IS DOING GREAT BUSINESS.
THAT JUNK WE BROUGHT FROM OVERSEAS
IS SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES.
I DIDN'T FIND THIS ON THE INVENTORY SHEETS.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT?
I DIDN'T BUY THIS THING IN BANGLADESH.
IT'S TOO LIGHT TO BE REAL GOLD.
ASK $5.00.
HEY! THERE'S SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT THAT GUY.
DID YOU SEE THAT? HE JUST STOLE SOMETHING.
NOW I RECOGNIZE HIM! IT'S BURGER BEAGLE.
LET'S GET HIM!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
YIKES!
OUCH!
GOOD WORK, LADS.
DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.
WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO STEAL?
THIS.
WITH THE VALUABLE MERCHANDISE IN MY STORE,
WHAT WOULD HE WANT WITH THIS WORTHLESS THING?
BETTER RAISE THE PRICE TO $100.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY IT, NOT STEAL IT.
SORRY. OLD HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK.
I'LL GO BACK AND BUY IT.
NO! IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT,
YOU DO IT YOURSELF.
LET'S KEEP OUR EYES PEELED
FOR ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A THIEF.
THERE'S THE BIGGEST THIEF OF ALL!
THAT'LL BE 100...
THAT ITEM'S JUST GONE ON SALE.
IT'S NOW $1,000.
PRICES ARE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN FOR A SALE.
THE PRICE INCLUDES A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE.
OH, VERY WELL.
HERE'S YOUR MONEY. THE SALE JUST ENDED.
IT'S BACK TO $100.
NOPE. IT'S $10,000.
WHAT KIND OF CRAZY STORE IS THIS? HERE!
SORRY. IT'S ALREADY SOLD.
TO WHO?
TO ME.
NO! I BOUGHT IT FAIR AND SQUARE.
I WOULDN'T HAVE PAID A DOLLAR FOR THIS,
BUT NOW I WOULDN'T SELL IT FOR A MILLION.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH McDUCK
A LESSON IN CUSTOMER RELATIONS.
AH...
AHA!
JUST AS I EXPECTED.
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY TOTALLY... CONFUSING.
IT LOOKS LIKE REAL GOLD,
ONLY IT'S MAGICALLY LIGHT.
WHY WOULD GLOMGOLD BE WILLING TO PAY SO MUCH?
I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
ONE THING'S FOR SURE.
HE'S NOT BUYING IT FOR ITS LOOKS.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD IT.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD HEAD FOR PROFIT,
BUT THIS BIRD COULD BE WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD.
WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT?
IT TURNED INTO GOLD!
THAT'S A MIRACLE!
BUT WHY IS IT NOT HAPPENING AGAIN?
MAYBE IT'S A BROKEN MIRACLE.
ABRACADABRA!
HOCUS POCUS!
ACH! WHY WON'T IT TURN ANYTHING ELSE TO GOLD?
THAT'S IT!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SAY THE MAGIC WORD, "GOLD."
GOLD!
GOLD, GOLD, GOLD!
GOLD, GOLD, GOLD, GOLD!
GOLD, GOLD, GOLD! I'M RICH, RICH, RICH!
SCROOGE HAS DISCOVERED THE GOOSE'S SECRET.
PERHAPS, BUT TONIGHT THAT GOOSE WILL BE MINE,
AND SCROOGE'S GOOSE WILL BE COOKED.
I'VE GOT TO GET THESE GROCERIES PUT AWAY BEFORE DINNERTIME.
I WONDER WHEN MR. McDUCK
INSTALLED THIS YELLOW DRIVEWAY?
GOOD HEAVENS!
DUCKWORTH, LOOK!
THE WHOLE HOUSE IS GOLD!
MR. McDUCK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MOWING A FORTUNE.
THE GRASS MAY BE GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE,
BUT ON MY SIDE, IT'S 24-KARAT GOLD!
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A GOLDEN GLOVE WINNER.
WHOA!
WHY THE GLUM FACE, WEBBY?
ALL THE FLOWERS DON'T SMELL ANYMORE, UNCLE SCROOGE.
BUT A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME
ISN'T WORTH $5,000.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ALL WORKED UP AT THIS RATE.
I DO FEEL A BIT STRANGE.
WHY, I'VE GOT GOOSEBUMPS. GOLDEN GOOSEBUMPS!
HA HA HA!
MY BROTHER AGREED TO MAKE UP FOR HIS MISDEED
BY FLYING WITH ME TO DUCKWORTH
TO RETRIEVE THE GOLDEN GOOSE.
POUPON SHOULD GO ALONE.
MR. SCROOGE ISN'T THINKING HIGHLY OF ME.
YOUR BAD HABITS CAUSED TROUBLE.
IF WE AREN'T PLACING THE GOOSE BACK WITHIN TWO DAYS,
IT COULD BE THE END OF THE WORLD!
THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM.
WE WILL NEED MYSTICAL WATER
IN CASE THE GOOSE BEGINS TRANSFORMATIONS.
TRANSFORMATIONS? WHAT TRANSFORMATIONS?
THERE IS NO TIME FOR EXPLAINING.
OUR PLANE IS ABOUT TO... MY WATCH!
DIJON!
DIJON CANNOT HELP IT.
HIS MIND SAYS NO, BUT HIS HAND SAYS YES.
NOT SO HARD! DIJON'S EARS STAYED NONCOMMITTAL.
UNCLE SCROOGE TOOK THE EASY OUT OF THE EASY CHAIR.
AND GOLDEN SLIPPERS SURE AREN'T AS COMFORTABLE
AS THEY SOUND IN THE FAIRY TALES.
DINNER'S READY IN FIVE MINUTES.
GREAT! I'M STARVED.
WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
I'M AFRAID IT'S GOLDEN FRIED CHICKEN.
YUCK.
I LOST MY APPETITE.
GOLD!
A PICTURE MAY BE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS,
BUT MY BOOKS ARE NOW WORTH A MILLION BUCKS.
YOUR GOLDEN TOUCH IS OUT OF HAND.
YOU'RE RUINING OUR HOME.
DON'T BE A GRUMP.
WE CAN BUY A NEW HOME WITH OUR GOLDEN GARBAGE.
WON'T YOU PLEASE STOP?
WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ONE OF US INTO GOLD?
OR EVEN YOURSELF!
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
UNCLE SCROOGE IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL.
AH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WORLD!
EVERYTHING IS GOLD.
AAH!
TALKING IN ME SLEEP CAN BE DANGEROUS.
I'VE CUT OPEN SAFES BEFORE,
BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
I TORCHED MY WAY THROUGH SOMEONE'S DOOR.
SHH!
DON'T WORRY. I AIN'T GOING TO SAY A WORD.
GIVE THAT BACK, YOU GOLDEN GOOSENAPPERS!
HEY, PUT ME DOWN!
I CAN'T HOLD HIM MUCH LONGER.
GOLD!
OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT WAS THAT?
IT CAME FROM UNCLE SCROOGE'S ROOM.
IT'S THE BEAGLE BOYS!
THEY'VE GOT UNCLE SCROOGE'S GOOSE.
GIVE IT BACK!
WHATEVER YOU SAY, TWERPS.
GOLD, GOLD, GOLD!
NOW SCROOGE WILL REALLY APPRECIATE YOU BRATS.
AFTER ALL, YOU'RE PRICELESS.
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