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"LIFE IS LIKE
A HURRICANE"

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"HERE IN DUCKBURG"

3
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"RACE CARS, LASERS,
AEROPLANES"

4
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"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"

5
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"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"

6
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"OR REWRITE HISTORY"

7
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"DUCK TALES"

8
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"OOH OOH OOH"

9
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"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE
MAKING DUCK TALES"

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"OOH OOH OOH"

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"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

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"BAD AND
GOOD LUCK TALES"

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"D-D-D-DANGER"

14
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"WATCH BEHIND YOU"

15
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"THERE'S A STRANGER
OUT TO FIND YOU"

16
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"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB
ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"

17
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"OOH OOH OOH"

18
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"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE
MAKING DUCK TALES"

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"OOH OOH OOH"

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"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

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"BAD AND
GOOD LUCK TALES"

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"OOH OOH OOH"

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"NOT PONYTAILS"

24
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"OR COTTONTAILS"

25
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"NO. DUCK TALES"

26
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"OOH OOH OOH"

27
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SIR, YOU SIMPLY
MUST GET SOME REST.

28
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YOU HAVE BAGS UNDER THE
BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES.

29
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I'LL GET BAGS
UNDER THOSE, TOO.

30
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I MUST DECIPHER
THIS OLD MAP

31
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LEADING TO THE TREASURE
OF THE ANCIENT THINCAS.

32
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UNFORTUNATELY,
ONLY A GENIUS

33
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COULD SOLVE THIS PUZZLE.

34
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THREE GENIUSES
AT YOUR SERVICE.

35
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I HAVEN'T TIME
FOR PLAYING GAMES.

36
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WHO'S PLAYING GAMES?

37
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SEE OUR REPORT CARDS.

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GREAT CASTLES!
ALL As.

39
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WHAT ABOUT BUBBA?

40
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH HORRIBLE GRADES.

41
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BUBBA FLUBBA.

42
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BUT BUBBA
STUDIED AWFUL HARD

43
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TO GET
THOSE AWFUL GRADES.

44
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DID YOU NOT LEARN
ANYTHING IN SCHOOL?

45
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UH, BUBBA LEARN RECESS.

46
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TOOTSIE IT!

47
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WAAA!

48
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OOH. TOOTSIE.

49
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TOOTSIE, DOWN.

50
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WELL, YOU GET AN "A"
IN HOME WRECKONOMICS,

51
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR OTHER GRADES?

52
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GO STUDY YOUR BOOKS.

53
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OUR HOMEWORK'S
CUT OUT FOR US.

54
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WE'VE GOT
TO MAKE BUBBA SMARTER.

55
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I CAN TUTOR BUBBA
ALL YOU WANT,

56
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BUT HE
CAN'T KEEP UP.

57
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THANKS TO HIS
NEANDERTHAL NOODLE,

58
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BUBBA'S BRAIN
IS TOO PRIMITIVE.

59
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CAN'T YOU
DO ANYTHING?

60
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I HAVE A SHORTCUT
AROUND SOMEWHERE.

61
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WOW!
- WOW! - WOW!

62
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NEAT HAT.

63
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NOT JUST A HAT.

64
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IT'S A THINKING CAP,

65
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GUARANTEED TO MAKE
BUBBA SMARTER.

66
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WOCK-WOCK-WOCK!

67
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BUBBA,
SPEAK TO US.

68
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DID YOU
HURT YOUR HEAD?

69
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ACTUALLY,
IT'S A SLIGHT BRUISE

70
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TO THE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.

71
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WOW! THAT
THINKING CAP WORKED.

72
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BUBBA'S GOT BRAINS.

73
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WELL, WAS THERE
EVER ANY DOUBT?

74
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LET'S TEST
YOUR NEW NOGGIN.

75
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THIS FORMULA'S BEEN
PUZZLING ME FOR YEARS.

76
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NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

77
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SIMPLY A MATTER OF PUTTING
2 AND 2 TOGETHER.

78
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BUBBA'S BRAIN
IS STILL A BUST.

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IT TAKES HARD WORK

80
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TO BECOME
AN INSTANT GENIUS.

81
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EINSTEIN'S DOME WASN'T
BUILT IN A DAY.

82
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I GIVE UP.

83
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THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

84
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FOR OTHERS
MAYBE,

85
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BUT NOT
FOR SOMEONE

86
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WITH MY...
INTELLECT.

87
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DID YOU FIX
THE THINKING CAP?

88
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YOU BE THE JUDGE.

89
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ARE YOU OK,
BUBBA?

90
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MY CRANIAL CAPACITY
IS MERELY GROWING

91
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IN RELATION TO THE
ELECTRICAL IMPULSES

92
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PROVIDED BY
THE THINKING CAP.

93
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IN TERMS
<i>YOU</i> CAN UNDERSTAND,

94
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I'M GETTING SMARTER.

95
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MAYBE TOO SMART.

96
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ALLOW ME
TO DEMONSTRATE.

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WOW!
- AMAZING!

98
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HEY, HOW'D
YOU DO THAT?

99
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AS EASY AS PI...

100
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SQUARED TO
THE 27th DEGREE.

101
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WHOEVER HEARD
OF SQUARE PIES?

102
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EVERYBODY KNOWS
PIES ARE ROUND,

103
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ESPECIALLY
CHERRY PIES.

104
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YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

105
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ONCE YOU PUT
YOUR MIND TO IT.

106
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GAME
OF BASEBALL?

107
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I'D MUCH RATHER
VISIT THE LIBRARY.

108
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I'VE GOT TO STUDY.

109
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I THINK WE
JUST STRUCK OUT.

110
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YOU TOOK EVERY BOOK
IN THE LIBRARY.

111
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I LEFT
THE COLORING BOOKS.

112
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I HAVE NO MORE USE
FOR COLORING.

113
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GEE, YOU USED
TO LOVE THEM.

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WHAT MATTERS NOW

115
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IS THAT I GET BETTER
GRADES IN SCHOOL.

116
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THEN MR. McDUCK
WILL BE...

117
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EXTREMELY PLEASED
WITH ME.

118
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MY DAYS
OF BEING A DUNCE

119
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ARE HISTORY.

120
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OH, YECCHH.

121
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HOW UTTERLY
PREHISTORIC.

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3 TONS OF SCALY FUN
ISN'T MY IDEA

123
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OF THE PERFECT
CAVE COMPANION.

124
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SPEAKING OF CAVE,

125
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THIS PLACE IS SO...
SO UTTERLY PRIMITIVE.

126
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THIS CHAIR'S
AS HARD AS A ROCK.

127
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IT IS A ROCK,
AN IGNEOUS DIVAN.

128
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THIS SIMPLY WON'T DO.

129
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BLOW ME BAGPIPES,
I'VE BEEN BURGLED.

130
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I'VE BEEN ROBBED
BY BOOK CROOKS.

131
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BUBBA! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

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PRECISELY, I'M READING
A SCINTILLATING STUDY

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ON THE EVOLUTION OF THE
PANAMANIAN PILL BUG.

134
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I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

135
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YOU'VE READ
THE STUDY, TOO.

136
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NOT THE PILL BUG.
YOU!

137
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YOU'VE CHANGED
SO MUCH.

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FOR THE BETTER,
I ASSURE YOU.

139
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I'VE BEEN DABBLING

140
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WITH SEVERAL
BRILLIANT IDEAS

141
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ON HOW TO BOOST
YOUR PROFITS.

142
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THAT'S BAGPIPE MUSIC
TO MY EARS.

143
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I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE

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A MIND
AS MARVELOUS AS MINE

145
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DESERVES THESE
REFINED SURROUNDINGS.

146
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MY CRO-MAGNON CONDO'S
GOT TO GO.

147
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STAY HERE
LONG AS YOU LIKE.

148
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JUST KEEP ON THINKING,

149
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ESPECIALLY
ABOUT MY MONEY.

150
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YOU KIDS COULD
- LEARN SOMETHING FROM BUBBA.

151
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WE'VE ALREADY
LEARNED SOMETHING.

152
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WE MISS THE OLD BUBBA.

153
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HE WAS CHARMING,
BUT SO SMALL-MINDED.

154
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HIS IQ LEVEL WENT OUT
WITH THE STONE AGE.

155
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BUT YOU STILL GOT
ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD.

156
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THE WAY
TO SCROOGE'S HEART

157
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IS THROUGH
HIS BANK ACCOUNT.

158
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I'LL SURELY
INCREASE HIS COFFERS

159
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A BILLION-FOLD,

160
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BUT FIRST,
MY SCHOOL HOMEWORK.

161
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I PROMISED I'D EARN
MY DIPLOMA THIS WEEK.

162
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BUT YOU JUST
FLUNKED FIRST GRADE.

163
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AMAZING, ISN'T IT?

164
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MY SENIOR THESIS IS

165
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<i>FROM KINDERGARTEN</i>
<i>TO COLLEGE GRADUATE...</i>

166
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<i>IN A WEEK OR LESS.</i>

167
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AND SO THE SECOND LAW
OF THERMODYNAMICS

168
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CAN BE INTERPRETED
TO MEAN

169
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THAT THE ENTROPY
OF A CLOSED SYSTEM

170
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TENDS TOWARD A MAXIMUM,

171
00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,565
I.E., THAT IS,

172
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AVAILABLE ENERGY
TENDS TOWARDS A MINIMUM.

173
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MRS. QUACKENBUSH,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

174
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BACK TO COLLEGE.
CLASS DISMISSED.

175
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YAY!
- RAH! - YAY!

176
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LET'S GO
TO THE MOVIES.

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BUBBA'S
FAVORITE'S PLAYING...

178
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<i>ATTACK OF THE</i>
<i>KILLER KUMQUATS.</i>

179
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COUNT ME OUT, BOYS.

180
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THERE'S A LECTURE ON THE
HISTORY OF WAFFLE IRONS.

181
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THEN IT'S BACK
TO MR. McDUCK'S

182
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TO BRAINSTORM
ON BUSINESS IDEAS.

183
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BUBBA'S AS MUCH FUN

184
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AS UNCLE SCROOGE
AT A COIN TOSS.

185
00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,487
HE'S A TRUE GENIUS.

186
00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:07,357
BUBBA SURE HAS A
FLAIR FOR BUSINESS.

187
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IT'S GETTING BIGGER
BY THE MINUTE.

188
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YESTERDAY HE PREDICTED
THAT HOOLEY HULA HOOPS

189
00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,732
WOULD BE POPULAR AGAIN.

190
00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:19,802
THE MONEY'S BEEN
POURING IN EVER SINCE.

191
00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,971
WHERE'S MR.
KNOW-IT-ALL NOW?

192
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:25,730
IN HIS NEW HOME...
THE THINK TANK.

193
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I SEE WIGS
FOR BALD BABIES.

194
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ELEVATOR BOW TIES
FOR SHORT NECKS.

195
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BODY SHOEHORNS
FOR INSTANT DRESSING.

196
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MICROWAVE UNDERWEAR
FOR ESKIMOS.

197
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INQUIRING MINDS
WANT TO KNOW...

198
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WHAT'S
ON BUBBA'S MIND?

199
00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,198
CAN HE DO HOMEWORK?

200
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,601
WHAT WORD
HAS SEVEN LETTERS

201
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,870
AND MEANS
"LIKE TUNA"?

202
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,004
PLEASE, GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE.

203
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,608
MR. BUBBA ISN'T
SEEING ANYONE TODAY.

204
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WANNA BET?

205
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,766
SIC 'EM,
TOOTSIE.

206
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,018
DO YOU LADS HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT?

207
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,587
APPOINTMENT?

208
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,356
WE WANT BUBBA
TO COME PLAY.

209
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:17,427
BUBBA HAS NO TIME
FOR CHILDISH GAMES.

210
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:20,763
HE'S DECIPHERING MY MAP
TO THE TREASURE.

211
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,733
BY JOVE,
I'VE GOT IT.

212
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,034
WHY WASTE TIME?

213
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:29,060
OFF TO THE THINCA RUINS
TO COLLECT MY RICHES.

214
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,642
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

215
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,211
YOU BARELY READ
THE PILOT'S MANUAL.

216
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,647
YOU'RE FLYING BETTER
THAN LAUNCHPAD.

217
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:41,584
AERODYNAMICS
IS MERE CHILD'S PLAY

218
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,320
ONCE YOU UNDERSTAND
DUCKIMEDES' PRINCIPLE.

219
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,624
ALL WE NEED TO KEEP US AFLOAT

220
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,626
IS BUBBA'S
HOT AIR.

221
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,150
WHOA!
- WHOA! - WHOA!

222
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,560
AAH!
- AAH! - AAH!

223
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,346
CAN'T YOU
DO SOMETHING?

224
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,750
SORRY, BUT THIS IS
BEYOND MY CONTROL.

225
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,319
THERE'S NOTHING
IN THE MANUAL

226
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,589
ABOUT FLYING A PLANE
WITHOUT WINGS.

227
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,613
THAT NEVER
STOPPED LAUNCHPAD.

228
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,467
WHY ARE YOU HAPPY?

229
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,771
THIS CRASH... IT'S
A STUNNING EXAMPLE

230
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,873
OF QUACKTON'S
LAW OF GRAVITY.

231
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,942
UH-OH.
WE GOT COMPANY,

232
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,466
BAD COMPANY.

233
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,515
<i>OOGA BOOGA</i>
<i>LUBBA RUBBA.</i>

234
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,050
WHAT?

235
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,352
<i>OOGA BOOGA</i>
<i>LUBBA RUBBA.</i>

236
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,388
I KNOW!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

237
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,390
ON THE EVOLUTIONARY
SCALE,

238
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,392
YOU'RE CLOSER
TO THEM.

239
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,127
YOU TELL ME.

240
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:02,053
THE OLD BUBBA COULD HAVE
CLOBBERED THOSE GUYS.

241
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,901
JUST AS I THOUGHT.

242
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:08,204
JUDGING FROM THE
ARCHITECTURE AND WEAPONS,

243
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,840
THE ANCIENT THINCAS WERE
SCIENTIFIC GENIUSES

244
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,342
WHO USED THEIR
ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY

245
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,144
TO BUILD THIS CITY.

246
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,902
THEIR DESCENDANTS
DON'T LOOK SMART.

247
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,820
HUH...

248
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,888
WHAT YOU DOING HERE?

249
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,491
I'M THE ONE
ASKING QUESTIONS.

250
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:32,161
WHY DID THOSE REJECTS
FROM A BAD MOVIE

251
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,230
SHOOT DOWN MY PLANE?

252
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,533
EXCUSE MY FRIEND'S
BAD MANNERS, SIR.

253
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:40,436
WE'RE SEARCHING
FOR THE TREASURE

254
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,871
OF THE THINCAS.

255
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:45,241
WE GOT TREASURE VAULT
FOR MANY MOONS,

256
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,943
LONG AFTER
THINCAS VANISH.

257
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,212
NO ONE CAN OPEN IT,

258
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:54,417
EXCEPT FOR SOMEONE AS SMART
AS THE ANCIENT ONES.

259
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,120
THEN YOUR WORRIES
ARE OVER.

260
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,122
I'LL UNCOVER
THE TREASURE.

261
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:03,392
NO. ONLY ONE WAY
TO DEAL WITH TRESPASSERS.

262
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,017
LOCK THEM
IN THE PYRAMID!

263
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,372
WE'LL NEVER
GET OUT OF HERE.

264
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,609
THOSE GUARDS
MAY HAVE PUT US

265
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,410
WHERE WE
WANTED TO BE.

266
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,279
IN A PRISON?

267
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,381
YOU SLAY ME, HUEY.

268
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,316
PYRAMIDS WERE
NEVER PRISONS.

269
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,751
THEY WERE TOMBS

270
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:32,388
WHERE RULERS WERE BURIED
WITH THEIR WEALTH.

271
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,458
THE THINCAS' TREASURE
MIGHT BE IN HERE?

272
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,227
THERE'S ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.

273
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,730
THE TREASURE'S
NOT OURS.

274
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,832
IT BELONGS
TO THE NATIVES.

275
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:46,803
WE CAN'T LET THOSE
JUGHEADS KEEP IT.

276
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,773
IT BELONGS TO SOMEONE
WHO KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE

277
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,810
BETWEEN A DOLLAR AND
A DOORKNOB, RIGHT?

278
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,914
THE TREASURE
WOULD BE WASTED ON THEM.

279
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,184
IF THESE JEWELS
ARE JUST A TASTE,

280
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,853
BRING ME THE WHOLE MEAL!

281
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,855
ACCORDING TO THE MAP,

282
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,324
THIS DOOR IS
AN ANCIENT COMPUTER.

283
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,326
THE JEWELS ARE CONTROLS

284
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:14,163
THAT OPEN THE DOOR
TO THE TREASURE.

285
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,354
TREASURE, HERE I COME!

286
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,936
- "
- "

287
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,003
GREAT SCOT!

288
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,439
WHAT DID I DO?

289
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,675
YOU STARTED
A CHAIN REACTION,

290
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,944
A SELF-DESTRUCT
MECHANISM.

291
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,379
HOW DO YOU STOP IT?

292
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:35,017
I MUST COMPLETE THE PROPER
SEQUENCE OF BUTTONS

293
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,687
AND RE-CREATE
THAT MUSICAL PHRASE.

294
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,223
SUPPOSE YOU PUSH
THE WRONG BUTTONS?

295
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,947
THEN IT'S BYE-BYE,
BIRDIE.

296
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,562
CAN'T YOU THINK
FASTER, BUBBA?

297
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,397
I MUST CONCENTRATE.

298
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,866
MY BRAIN CELLS

299
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:53,135
ARE ALREADY STRETCHED
TO THE LIMIT.

300
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,837
- "
- "

301
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,840
BLAST! MY FINGER
MUST HAVE SLIPPED.

302
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:01,232
OH, GREAT. MR.
EGGHEAD IS CRACKING.

303
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,048
- "
- "

304
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,017
THANK GOODNESS, LADDIE.

305
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,919
YOU DID IT.

306
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,421
OF COURSE.
I'M A GENIUS.

307
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,357
THIS BRAIN BUSINESS

308
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,848
HAS DEFINITELY GONE
TO BUBBA'S HEAD.

309
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,763
[NATIVES SHOUTING]

310
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,765
HERE COME OUR FANS,

311
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,590
AND THEY DON'T
WANT OUR AUTOGRAPHS.

312
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,008
WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?

313
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,943
FEAR NOT.

314
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:37,914
THE WAY IS AS SIMPLE AS 1, 2, 3.

315
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:41,951
OH, GREAT. WHICH
TUNNEL DO WE TAKE?

316
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,419
LET'S SEE NOW.

317
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,554
THE STATISTICAL
PROBABILITY...

318
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,923
[NATIVES SHOUTING]

319
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,358
DEDUCE ALL YOU WANT.

320
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,261
THAT LEFT TUNNEL
LOOKS GOOD.

321
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,897
LOUIE'S COIN TOSS
IS NEVER WRONG.

322
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,099
WE GO RIGHT.

323
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,636
WITH A 1-2% CHANCE
OF RANDOM ERROR,

324
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,460
THIS IS THE WAY.

325
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,944
WHO AM I KIDDING?

326
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,912
BUBBA'S GOT
THE BRAINS.

327
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,136
HEY, WAIT FOR US!

328
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,474
[SPEAKING
NATIVE LANGUAGE]

329
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:24,074
Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM

330
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,987
AAH!
- AAH! - AAH!

331
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,842
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER.

332
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,244
I CAN SMELL
THE TREASURE.

333
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,602
I ONLY SMELL
TROUBLE.

334
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,316
AND MORE
TROUBLE!

335
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,751
<i>A-THINCA</i>
<i>THINCA DO,</i>

336
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:52,488
<i>THERE'S ONLY</i>
<i>ONE WAY TO GET THROUGH.</i>

337
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,523
<i>MY RIDDLES</i>
<i>ARE THE KEY.</i>

338
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,926
<i>RIGHT ANSWERS</i>
<i>SET YOU FREE.</i>

339
00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:00,363
I LOVE A GOOD CHALLENGE.
FIRE AWAY.

340
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,632
<i>HOW LONG IS</i>
<i>A PIECE OF STRING?</i>

341
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,434
THAT'S EASY.
IT'S, UH...

342
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:09,271
TWICE THE DISTANCE
FROM CENTER TO END.

343
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,673
I KNEW THAT.

344
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,141
<i>TWO TO GO.</i>

345
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:17,113
<i>WHAT RUNS IN AND OUT</i>
<i>OF THE CITY ALL DAY?</i>

346
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,482
A PIZZA
DELIVERY MAN?

347
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,850
NO. THE ROAD.

348
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,852
<i>GOOD ANSWER.</i>

349
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,555
<i>LASTLY, WHAT KIND OF ROOM</i>
<i>HAS NO WALLS?</i>

350
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,859
THIS ROOM, THE WAY
IT'S SHRINKING.

351
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,360
UH... UH...

352
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,529
DON'T
FAIL ME NOW.

353
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,398
A MUSHROOM.

354
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,365
[FANFARE]

355
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,201
<i>CONGRATULATIONS.</i>
<i>YOU MAY PASS GO</i>

356
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,626
<i>AND COLLECT</i>
<i>200 FISH SKINS.</i>

357
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,008
I DON'T LIKE
MY CLOTHES PRESSED

358
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,144
WHILE I'M WEARING THEM.

359
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:52,515
BE PATIENT. SOON THE
FRUITS OF MY LABOR

360
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,517
WILL BE YOURS.
BEHOLD!

361
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,809
THE TREASURE!
IT MUST BE THERE!

362
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,558
[GRRR]

363
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,261
[QUACK QUACK
QUACK QUACK]

364
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,664
GOT ANY MORE
BRIGHT IDEAS, BUBBA?

365
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,767
IN A ONE-TO-ONE DEBATE,

366
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,336
MAYBE I COULD
DEFEAT THIS BEAST,

367
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,540
BUT HE LOOKS
TOO FEEBLEMINDED

368
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,942
TO PASS AN EYE TEST.

369
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:20,910
[BRRARRR]

370
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,013
[QUACK QUACK
QUACK QUACK]

371
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,948
JUST CLUB HIM, BUBBA.

372
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,416
USE BRUTE FORCE?

373
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,719
I WOULDN'T KNOW
HOW TO BEGIN.

374
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,788
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

375
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,213
BUBBA'S FORGOTTEN HIS
PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL INSTINCTS.

376
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,929
[GRRARRR]

377
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,797
I BEG TO DIFFER.

378
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,232
RUN!

379
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,290
[QUACK QUACK
QUACK QUACK]

380
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,606
[GRRARR]

381
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,141
[GRRARR]

382
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,542
THIS IS TERRIBLE.

383
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,779
THAT RABBLE-ROUSER
WILL TURN THE BOYS

384
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,614
INTO DUCK PATE.

385
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,749
SO TRUE.

386
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,285
BUBBA, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?

387
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,621
I'VE GOT
BETTER THINGS TO DO.

388
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,224
THERE'S TREASURE
TO BE FOUND.

389
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,993
BUT WHAT ABOUT
MY NEPHEWS?

390
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,628
UNCLE SCROOGE!

391
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,131
IT INVOLVES
THE DUCKWINIAN THEORY...

392
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,999
SURVIVAL
OF THE FITTEST.

393
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,300
THEY'RE DOOMED!

394
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,069
WITH THE UNIVERSE
EXPANDING

395
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,805
AND THE OZONE LAYER
DETERIORATING,

396
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,240
I HAVE TO AGREE.

397
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:28,577
ALL THAT MATTERS NOW
IS THE TREASURE.

398
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,479
YOU'RE
A COLD DUCK...

399
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,982
ALL HEAD
AND NO HEART.

400
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,651
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS.

401
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,853
I'D PREFER
THE OLD BUBBA.

402
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,290
BUT I DID THIS
FOR YOU.

403
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:45,294
I THOUGHT MORE RICHES
WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY.

404
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,863
RICHES CANNOT
BUY ME A FAMILY.

405
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,699
MY FAMILY
MAKES ME HAPPY.

406
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,102
I WANT
THE OLD BUBBA...

407
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,470
SIMPLEMINDED,
LOVABLE,

408
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,306
ABLE TO WHACK
THAT MONSTER!

409
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,543
THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO...

410
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,178
REVERSE
MY INTELLIGENCE,

411
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,514
BECOME A PART
OF YOUR FAMILY AGAIN.

412
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,439
FAREWELL, DEAR SCROOGE.

413
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:14,390
[BABBLING]

414
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,026
BLEAAH!

415
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,084
BUBBA BACK!

416
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,798
BUBBA CLUB!

417
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,201
[GRRR]

418
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,468
[AAH]

419
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,970
[OHH]

420
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,738
[OHH]

421
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,740
GO, BUBBA! GO!

422
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,065
BUBBA BIG HIT!

423
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,413
[GRRARR]

424
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:41,005
OH, NO! BUBBA'S
DOWN AND OUT!

425
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,609
SURPRISE!

426
00:20:56,222 --> 00:21:00,236
I KNEW YOU HAD IT
IN YOU, LAD.

427
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,937
UNCLE SCROOGE!

428
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,006
LOOK WHAT WE FOUND!

429
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,508
UH, THAT'S
THE TREASURE?

430
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:09,111
TO THE THINCAS,
IT WAS.

431
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,280
IT DESCRIBES
THEIR CIVILIZATION.

432
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,048
THEY BECAME
SO SMART,

433
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,751
THEY FORGOT THEIR
OWN SURVIVAL SKILLS

434
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,054
AND COULDN'T FIGHT
BACK THE MONSTERS.

435
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,391
AND THEY CARED ONLY
ABOUT BEING SMART,

436
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,426
NOT ABOUT EACH OTHER.

437
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,062
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT RICHES,

438
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,230
BUT THAT'S
VALUABLE.

439
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,633
YOU HAVE FOUND TREASURE?

440
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,601
AYE. IT'S YOURS.

441
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,969
PERHAPS
YOU'LL PROFIT

442
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,971
FROM THE THINCAS'
MISTAKES.

443
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,374
THIS WILL
SHOW YOU

444
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:41,210
THE THINCAS WEREN'T
ALL THAT SMART.

445
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:43,612
LET THEM
KEEP THE TREASURE.

446
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,737
I'VE ALREADY GOT MINE...
MY FAMILY.

447
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,387
NOW THAT BUBBA'S
HIS OLD SELF,

448
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,622
WE CAN HAVE FUN AGAIN.

449
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,624
UH-OH.

450
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,394
BUBBA'S BECOME
A BRAIN AGAIN.

451
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:02,131
DID YOU USE
THAT THINKING CAP AGAIN?

452
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,533
NO. BUBBA
NOT THINK.

453
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,924
BUBBA COLOR.

454
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:09,905
WHEW!

455
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,273
HE'S NO EINSTEIN,

456
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,998
BUT HE'S
OUR BUBBA.

457
00:22:14,305 --> 00:22:20,175
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