"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"
"HERE IN DUCKBURG"
"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"
"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"
"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"
"OR REWRITE HISTORY"
"DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"D-D-D-DANGER"
"WATCH BEHIND YOU"
"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"
"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"NOT PONYTAILS"
"OR COTTONTAILS"
"NO. DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
SIR, YOU SIMPLY MUST GET SOME REST.
YOU HAVE BAGS UNDER THE BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES.
I'LL GET BAGS UNDER THOSE, TOO.
I MUST DECIPHER THIS OLD MAP
LEADING TO THE TREASURE OF THE ANCIENT THINCAS.
UNFORTUNATELY, ONLY A GENIUS
COULD SOLVE THIS PUZZLE.
THREE GENIUSES AT YOUR SERVICE.
I HAVEN'T TIME FOR PLAYING GAMES.
WHO'S PLAYING GAMES?
SEE OUR REPORT CARDS.
GREAT CASTLES! ALL As.
WHAT ABOUT BUBBA?
I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH HORRIBLE GRADES.
BUBBA FLUBBA.
BUT BUBBA STUDIED AWFUL HARD
TO GET THOSE AWFUL GRADES.
DID YOU NOT LEARN ANYTHING IN SCHOOL?
UH, BUBBA LEARN RECESS.
TOOTSIE IT!
WAAA!
OOH. TOOTSIE.
TOOTSIE, DOWN.
WELL, YOU GET AN "A" IN HOME WRECKONOMICS,
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR OTHER GRADES?
GO STUDY YOUR BOOKS.
OUR HOMEWORK'S CUT OUT FOR US.
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE BUBBA SMARTER.
I CAN TUTOR BUBBA ALL YOU WANT,
BUT HE CAN'T KEEP UP.
THANKS TO HIS NEANDERTHAL NOODLE,
BUBBA'S BRAIN IS TOO PRIMITIVE.
CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING?
I HAVE A SHORTCUT AROUND SOMEWHERE.
WOW! - WOW! - WOW!
NEAT HAT.
NOT JUST A HAT.
IT'S A THINKING CAP,
GUARANTEED TO MAKE BUBBA SMARTER.
WOCK-WOCK-WOCK!
BUBBA, SPEAK TO US.
DID YOU HURT YOUR HEAD?
ACTUALLY, IT'S A SLIGHT BRUISE
TO THE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.
WOW! THAT THINKING CAP WORKED.
BUBBA'S GOT BRAINS.
WELL, WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT?
LET'S TEST YOUR NEW NOGGIN.
THIS FORMULA'S BEEN PUZZLING ME FOR YEARS.
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
SIMPLY A MATTER OF PUTTING 2 AND 2 TOGETHER.
BUBBA'S BRAIN IS STILL A BUST.
IT TAKES HARD WORK
TO BECOME AN INSTANT GENIUS.
EINSTEIN'S DOME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY.
I GIVE UP.
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
FOR OTHERS MAYBE,
BUT NOT FOR SOMEONE
WITH MY... INTELLECT.
DID YOU FIX THE THINKING CAP?
YOU BE THE JUDGE.
ARE YOU OK, BUBBA?
MY CRANIAL CAPACITY IS MERELY GROWING
IN RELATION TO THE ELECTRICAL IMPULSES
PROVIDED BY THE THINKING CAP.
IN TERMS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND,
I'M GETTING SMARTER.
MAYBE TOO SMART.
ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.
WOW! - AMAZING!
HEY, HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
AS EASY AS PI...
SQUARED TO THE 27th DEGREE.
WHOEVER HEARD OF SQUARE PIES?
EVERYBODY KNOWS PIES ARE ROUND,
ESPECIALLY CHERRY PIES.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
ONCE YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GAME OF BASEBALL?
I'D MUCH RATHER VISIT THE LIBRARY.
I'VE GOT TO STUDY.
I THINK WE JUST STRUCK OUT.
YOU TOOK EVERY BOOK IN THE LIBRARY.
I LEFT THE COLORING BOOKS.
I HAVE NO MORE USE FOR COLORING.
GEE, YOU USED TO LOVE THEM.
WHAT MATTERS NOW
IS THAT I GET BETTER GRADES IN SCHOOL.
THEN MR. McDUCK WILL BE...
EXTREMELY PLEASED WITH ME.
MY DAYS OF BEING A DUNCE
ARE HISTORY.
OH, YECCHH.
HOW UTTERLY PREHISTORIC.
3 TONS OF SCALY FUN ISN'T MY IDEA
OF THE PERFECT CAVE COMPANION.
SPEAKING OF CAVE,
THIS PLACE IS SO... SO UTTERLY PRIMITIVE.
THIS CHAIR'S AS HARD AS A ROCK.
IT IS A ROCK, AN IGNEOUS DIVAN.
THIS SIMPLY WON'T DO.
BLOW ME BAGPIPES, I'VE BEEN BURGLED.
I'VE BEEN ROBBED BY BOOK CROOKS.
BUBBA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
PRECISELY, I'M READING A SCINTILLATING STUDY
ON THE EVOLUTION OF THE PANAMANIAN PILL BUG.
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
YOU'VE READ THE STUDY, TOO.
NOT THE PILL BUG. YOU!
YOU'VE CHANGED SO MUCH.
FOR THE BETTER, I ASSURE YOU.
I'VE BEEN DABBLING
WITH SEVERAL BRILLIANT IDEAS
ON HOW TO BOOST YOUR PROFITS.
THAT'S BAGPIPE MUSIC TO MY EARS.
I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE
A MIND AS MARVELOUS AS MINE
DESERVES THESE REFINED SURROUNDINGS.
MY CRO-MAGNON CONDO'S GOT TO GO.
STAY HERE LONG AS YOU LIKE.
JUST KEEP ON THINKING,
ESPECIALLY ABOUT MY MONEY.
YOU KIDS COULD - LEARN SOMETHING FROM BUBBA.
WE'VE ALREADY LEARNED SOMETHING.
WE MISS THE OLD BUBBA.
HE WAS CHARMING, BUT SO SMALL-MINDED.
HIS IQ LEVEL WENT OUT WITH THE STONE AGE.
BUT YOU STILL GOT ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD.
THE WAY TO SCROOGE'S HEART
IS THROUGH HIS BANK ACCOUNT.
I'LL SURELY INCREASE HIS COFFERS
A BILLION-FOLD,
BUT FIRST, MY SCHOOL HOMEWORK.
I PROMISED I'D EARN MY DIPLOMA THIS WEEK.
BUT YOU JUST FLUNKED FIRST GRADE.
AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
MY SENIOR THESIS IS
FROM KINDERGARTEN TO COLLEGE GRADUATE...
IN A WEEK OR LESS.
AND SO THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS
CAN BE INTERPRETED TO MEAN
THAT THE ENTROPY OF A CLOSED SYSTEM
TENDS TOWARD A MAXIMUM,
I.E., THAT IS,
AVAILABLE ENERGY TENDS TOWARDS A MINIMUM.
MRS. QUACKENBUSH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
BACK TO COLLEGE. CLASS DISMISSED.
YAY! - RAH! - YAY!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES.
BUBBA'S FAVORITE'S PLAYING...
ATTACK OF THE KILLER KUMQUATS.
COUNT ME OUT, BOYS.
THERE'S A LECTURE ON THE HISTORY OF WAFFLE IRONS.
THEN IT'S BACK TO MR. McDUCK'S
TO BRAINSTORM ON BUSINESS IDEAS.
BUBBA'S AS MUCH FUN
AS UNCLE SCROOGE AT A COIN TOSS.
HE'S A TRUE GENIUS.
BUBBA SURE HAS A FLAIR FOR BUSINESS.
IT'S GETTING BIGGER BY THE MINUTE.
YESTERDAY HE PREDICTED THAT HOOLEY HULA HOOPS
WOULD BE POPULAR AGAIN.
THE MONEY'S BEEN POURING IN EVER SINCE.
WHERE'S MR. KNOW-IT-ALL NOW?
IN HIS NEW HOME... THE THINK TANK.
I SEE WIGS FOR BALD BABIES.
ELEVATOR BOW TIES FOR SHORT NECKS.
BODY SHOEHORNS FOR INSTANT DRESSING.
MICROWAVE UNDERWEAR FOR ESKIMOS.
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW...
WHAT'S ON BUBBA'S MIND?
CAN HE DO HOMEWORK?
WHAT WORD HAS SEVEN LETTERS
AND MEANS "LIKE TUNA"?
PLEASE, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.
MR. BUBBA ISN'T SEEING ANYONE TODAY.
WANNA BET?
SIC 'EM, TOOTSIE.
DO YOU LADS HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
APPOINTMENT?
WE WANT BUBBA TO COME PLAY.
BUBBA HAS NO TIME FOR CHILDISH GAMES.
HE'S DECIPHERING MY MAP TO THE TREASURE.
BY JOVE, I'VE GOT IT.
WHY WASTE TIME?
OFF TO THE THINCA RUINS TO COLLECT MY RICHES.
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
YOU BARELY READ THE PILOT'S MANUAL.
YOU'RE FLYING BETTER THAN LAUNCHPAD.
AERODYNAMICS IS MERE CHILD'S PLAY
ONCE YOU UNDERSTAND DUCKIMEDES' PRINCIPLE.
ALL WE NEED TO KEEP US AFLOAT
IS BUBBA'S HOT AIR.
WHOA! - WHOA! - WHOA!
AAH! - AAH! - AAH!
CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?
SORRY, BUT THIS IS BEYOND MY CONTROL.
THERE'S NOTHING IN THE MANUAL
ABOUT FLYING A PLANE WITHOUT WINGS.
THAT NEVER STOPPED LAUNCHPAD.
WHY ARE YOU HAPPY?
THIS CRASH... IT'S A STUNNING EXAMPLE
OF QUACKTON'S LAW OF GRAVITY.
UH-OH. WE GOT COMPANY,
BAD COMPANY.
OOGA BOOGA LUBBA RUBBA.
WHAT?
OOGA BOOGA LUBBA RUBBA.
I KNOW! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
ON THE EVOLUTIONARY SCALE,
YOU'RE CLOSER TO THEM.
YOU TELL ME.
THE OLD BUBBA COULD HAVE CLOBBERED THOSE GUYS.
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
JUDGING FROM THE ARCHITECTURE AND WEAPONS,
THE ANCIENT THINCAS WERE SCIENTIFIC GENIUSES
WHO USED THEIR ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
TO BUILD THIS CITY.
THEIR DESCENDANTS DON'T LOOK SMART.
HUH...
WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
I'M THE ONE ASKING QUESTIONS.
WHY DID THOSE REJECTS FROM A BAD MOVIE
SHOOT DOWN MY PLANE?
EXCUSE MY FRIEND'S BAD MANNERS, SIR.
WE'RE SEARCHING FOR THE TREASURE
OF THE THINCAS.
WE GOT TREASURE VAULT FOR MANY MOONS,
LONG AFTER THINCAS VANISH.
NO ONE CAN OPEN IT,
EXCEPT FOR SOMEONE AS SMART AS THE ANCIENT ONES.
THEN YOUR WORRIES ARE OVER.
I'LL UNCOVER THE TREASURE.
NO. ONLY ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH TRESPASSERS.
LOCK THEM IN THE PYRAMID!
WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE.
THOSE GUARDS MAY HAVE PUT US
WHERE WE WANTED TO BE.
IN A PRISON?
YOU SLAY ME, HUEY.
PYRAMIDS WERE NEVER PRISONS.
THEY WERE TOMBS
WHERE RULERS WERE BURIED WITH THEIR WEALTH.
THE THINCAS' TREASURE MIGHT BE IN HERE?
THERE'S ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
THE TREASURE'S NOT OURS.
IT BELONGS TO THE NATIVES.
WE CAN'T LET THOSE JUGHEADS KEEP IT.
IT BELONGS TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A DOLLAR AND A DOORKNOB, RIGHT?
THE TREASURE WOULD BE WASTED ON THEM.
IF THESE JEWELS ARE JUST A TASTE,
BRING ME THE WHOLE MEAL!
ACCORDING TO THE MAP,
THIS DOOR IS AN ANCIENT COMPUTER.
THE JEWELS ARE CONTROLS
THAT OPEN THE DOOR TO THE TREASURE.
TREASURE, HERE I COME!
- " - "
GREAT SCOT!
WHAT DID I DO?
YOU STARTED A CHAIN REACTION,
A SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM.
HOW DO YOU STOP IT?
I MUST COMPLETE THE PROPER SEQUENCE OF BUTTONS
AND RE-CREATE THAT MUSICAL PHRASE.
SUPPOSE YOU PUSH THE WRONG BUTTONS?
THEN IT'S BYE-BYE, BIRDIE.
CAN'T YOU THINK FASTER, BUBBA?
I MUST CONCENTRATE.
MY BRAIN CELLS
ARE ALREADY STRETCHED TO THE LIMIT.
- " - "
BLAST! MY FINGER MUST HAVE SLIPPED.
OH, GREAT. MR. EGGHEAD IS CRACKING.
- " - "
THANK GOODNESS, LADDIE.
YOU DID IT.
OF COURSE. I'M A GENIUS.
THIS BRAIN BUSINESS
HAS DEFINITELY GONE TO BUBBA'S HEAD.
[NATIVES SHOUTING]
HERE COME OUR FANS,
AND THEY DON'T WANT OUR AUTOGRAPHS.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
FEAR NOT.
THE WAY IS AS SIMPLE AS 1, 2, 3.
OH, GREAT. WHICH TUNNEL DO WE TAKE?
LET'S SEE NOW.
THE STATISTICAL PROBABILITY...
[NATIVES SHOUTING]
DEDUCE ALL YOU WANT.
THAT LEFT TUNNEL LOOKS GOOD.
LOUIE'S COIN TOSS IS NEVER WRONG.
WE GO RIGHT.
WITH A 1-2% CHANCE OF RANDOM ERROR,
THIS IS THE WAY.
WHO AM I KIDDING?
BUBBA'S GOT THE BRAINS.
HEY, WAIT FOR US!
[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]
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AAH! - AAH! - AAH!
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER.
I CAN SMELL THE TREASURE.
I ONLY SMELL TROUBLE.
AND MORE TROUBLE!
A-THINCA THINCA DO,
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET THROUGH.
MY RIDDLES ARE THE KEY.
RIGHT ANSWERS SET YOU FREE.
I LOVE A GOOD CHALLENGE. FIRE AWAY.
HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING?
THAT'S EASY. IT'S, UH...
TWICE THE DISTANCE FROM CENTER TO END.
I KNEW THAT.
TWO TO GO.
WHAT RUNS IN AND OUT OF THE CITY ALL DAY?
A PIZZA DELIVERY MAN?
NO. THE ROAD.
GOOD ANSWER.
LASTLY, WHAT KIND OF ROOM HAS NO WALLS?
THIS ROOM, THE WAY IT'S SHRINKING.
UH... UH...
DON'T FAIL ME NOW.
A MUSHROOM.
[FANFARE]
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY PASS GO
AND COLLECT 200 FISH SKINS.
I DON'T LIKE MY CLOTHES PRESSED
WHILE I'M WEARING THEM.
BE PATIENT. SOON THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR
WILL BE YOURS. BEHOLD!
THE TREASURE! IT MUST BE THERE!
[GRRR]
[QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK]
GOT ANY MORE BRIGHT IDEAS, BUBBA?
IN A ONE-TO-ONE DEBATE,
MAYBE I COULD DEFEAT THIS BEAST,
BUT HE LOOKS TOO FEEBLEMINDED
TO PASS AN EYE TEST.
[BRRARRR]
[QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK]
JUST CLUB HIM, BUBBA.
USE BRUTE FORCE?
I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO BEGIN.
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
BUBBA'S FORGOTTEN HIS PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL INSTINCTS.
[GRRARRR]
I BEG TO DIFFER.
RUN!
[QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK]
[GRRARR]
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
THAT RABBLE-ROUSER WILL TURN THE BOYS
INTO DUCK PATE.
SO TRUE.
BUBBA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.
THERE'S TREASURE TO BE FOUND.
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY NEPHEWS?
UNCLE SCROOGE!
IT INVOLVES THE DUCKWINIAN THEORY...
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
THEY'RE DOOMED!
WITH THE UNIVERSE EXPANDING
AND THE OZONE LAYER DETERIORATING,
I HAVE TO AGREE.
ALL THAT MATTERS NOW IS THE TREASURE.
YOU'RE A COLD DUCK...
ALL HEAD AND NO HEART.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS.
I'D PREFER THE OLD BUBBA.
BUT I DID THIS FOR YOU.
I THOUGHT MORE RICHES WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY.
RICHES CANNOT BUY ME A FAMILY.
MY FAMILY MAKES ME HAPPY.
I WANT THE OLD BUBBA...
SIMPLEMINDED, LOVABLE,
ABLE TO WHACK THAT MONSTER!
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO...
REVERSE MY INTELLIGENCE,
BECOME A PART OF YOUR FAMILY AGAIN.
FAREWELL, DEAR SCROOGE.
[BABBLING]
BLEAAH!
BUBBA BACK!
BUBBA CLUB!
[GRRR]
[AAH]
[OHH]
GO, BUBBA! GO!
BUBBA BIG HIT!
[GRRARR]
OH, NO! BUBBA'S DOWN AND OUT!
SURPRISE!
I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU, LAD.
UNCLE SCROOGE!
LOOK WHAT WE FOUND!
UH, THAT'S THE TREASURE?
TO THE THINCAS, IT WAS.
IT DESCRIBES THEIR CIVILIZATION.
THEY BECAME SO SMART,
THEY FORGOT THEIR OWN SURVIVAL SKILLS
AND COULDN'T FIGHT BACK THE MONSTERS.
AND THEY CARED ONLY ABOUT BEING SMART,
NOT ABOUT EACH OTHER.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT RICHES,
BUT THAT'S VALUABLE.
YOU HAVE FOUND TREASURE?
AYE. IT'S YOURS.
PERHAPS YOU'LL PROFIT
FROM THE THINCAS' MISTAKES.
THIS WILL SHOW YOU
THE THINCAS WEREN'T ALL THAT SMART.
LET THEM KEEP THE TREASURE.
I'VE ALREADY GOT MINE... MY FAMILY.
NOW THAT BUBBA'S HIS OLD SELF,
WE CAN HAVE FUN AGAIN.
UH-OH.
BUBBA'S BECOME A BRAIN AGAIN.
DID YOU USE THAT THINKING CAP AGAIN?
NO. BUBBA NOT THINK.
BUBBA COLOR.
WHEW!
HE'S NO EINSTEIN,
BUT HE'S OUR BUBBA.
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