[goggles powering up]
Hey, guys!
Guys?
Guys? Ugh!
Come on, where is everybody?
[grunting]
[gasps]
Ow!
Rotten Earth gravity.
‐Hi, Penny! ‐Ah!
[yelling]
Oh, Small Della.
You shouldn't sneak up on a Moon Warrior.
Do you want something?
No, I definitely wouldn't want
to hang out with and/or swap battle techniques
with the super‐cool alien war hero living in our backyard.
Pfft, that's crazy.
And you're obviously too busy, right?
Yes, building a ship so my Moonlanders and I
can return to our vastly superior Planet Moon.
Oh, sure.
I've got a lot going on too.
[music playing on TV]
Oh, there you guys are.
What's the plan for today?
Ottoman Empire.
Again? But you've seen this episode already.
I like knowing how it ends.
It's comforting.
Hm.
Come on, let's get out there.
We could catch caterpillars.
In their cocoons, they literally melt into butterflies.
Nature fun!
Hi, I'm TV's Glomgold.
You may remember me as Earth's greatest hero!
[cackles]
You're probably thinking, that handsome lion heart
couldn't possibly give the people of Duckburg any more.
Wrong again!
From the visionary mind
that brought you the Glomcoaster, behold:
the FlintFerris Glomwheel!
Unveiling tonight at Duckburg Pier.
Hm. On the one hand, it's Glomgold.
But on the other hand, giant Ferris wheel.
What do you think, Dewey?
I remember when the Glomcoaster opened.
I waited all morning,
but I let a kid, Timmy Jenkins, go ahead of me.
The track broke, and he was stuck for hours.
It was national news on every channel.
And as I watched him tell his horrifying story
on a dozen different talk shows, I thought...
that should have been me up there!
Well, not today, Timmy Jenkins.
Today is Dewey's Dew‐saster day.
Whoo‐hoo! What could go wrong?
Hopefully everything!
♪ Life is like A hurricane ♪
♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
♪ Racecars, lasers Airplanes ♪
♪ It's a duck blur ♪
♪ Might solve a mystery ♪
♪ Or rewrite history ♪
♪ DuckTales, woo‐oo ♪
♪ Every day they're out there Making DuckTales, woo‐oo ♪
♪ Tales of derring‐do, Bad and good luck tales ♪
♪ Woo‐oo ♪
[gasps]
[tool ratcheting]
[grunting]
‐Hey, best friend! ‐[grunts]
Hello, best friend.
Just like old times.
Except it's you building the rocket in my backyard.
Ha‐ha. Need a hand?
Ah, yes. Thank you, Della.
You know, Penny, you don't have to leave.
You haven't even experienced any of Earth yet.
Not true. I went out for Earth coffee.
Out? Like a date?
With who?
So...
[slurps]
...do you get Darkwing Duck
on the Moon?
‐Or... ‐This is terrible.
Hm?
Launchpad?
More evidence that my focus should be here
building this ship...
[grunts]
...not exploring your planet.
Or maybe you're just a teeny‐weeny bit scared
of trying new things?
I am not scared of‐‐
Ah. An Earth joke.
[laughs] Oh!
Yeah.
Ha. That's very funny,
because, obviously, I fear nothing.
‐[Dewey] Mom! ‐Ow!
Can I go ride a death wheel at the pier so I can be famous?
Sounds awesome. Oh, why don't you take Penny?
Maybe teach her a little Earth fun, eh?
Teaching the Moon's greatest warrior about Earth fun?
‐Whee! ‐[grunts]
You're going to love it!
We'll walk the pier, play games, eat hamburgers!
I'm sorry, Small Della, but I can't.
I have a very important meeting with my fellow Moonlanders
to discuss our imminent departure.
What do you mean you want to stay?
Oh, Penumbra, Earth is just wonderful.
Who would have thought
failing to knock the Earth out of orbit
would be the best thing that ever happened to us?
But what about the Moon?
What about me, protecting you all
from giant arachnids and‐‐?
Oh, all that was great,
but we're having a real barrel of monkeys here.
A...?
It's Earth speak for "fun."
Ah, but it is not all frivolity.
I have an important job working for Flintheart Glomgold,
the hero of Earth.
Why, he told me that he single‐handedly saved the planet
from Lunaris and his terrible Moon scum.
Gibbous, we're the Moon scum.
And I stopped Lunaris.
Ha! Penumbra.
I'm so sorry, but I don't think a hero
like Flintheart Glomgold would lie, do you?
[inhales deeply]
Okay. Fine.
The rest of my loyal Moonlanders and I can go home, then.
But, Penumbra, everyone else is having a wonderful time too.
Why just the other day at Palus' party‐‐ Oh!
Party?
Palus hosted a fun‐tastic Earth party,
with yo‐yos and festive springs and other Earth stuff.
It was... well, it was fun‐tastic.
Why did no one tell me of this party?
Well... because...
You hate Earth fun.
I don't hate Earth fun.
I just prefer Moon "fight and destroy my enemies."
Oh, look at the time, will you?
That's an Earth expression for, "I want to leave now."
Let's go, Good Boy.
Penumbra, we all want nothing more
than for you to experience the wonders of Earth ways with us.
But we understand if you're afraid‐‐
Uh, if you don't want to.
[grunts]
Come on, Webby, I'm going to be local‐news famous‐‐
‐[loud crash] ‐[breathing heavily]
I must conquer Earth fun.
Yay!
Why, who is that handsome man?
Why, it's you, sir.
Good answer, Martian.
You are so much better than my last assistant.
With Owlson it was always, "No, it's too dangerous.
For the last time, I'm not your assistant."
But you respect the genius of Earth's greatest hero,
don't you, Martian?
‐I am actually from the Moon. ‐[growls]
Oh, Mars is nice.
And now, I am finally going to give this town
what it really needs.
[laughs]
Sir, you are just...
just so giving.
I need you to make sure nothing goes wrong tonight.
Can I count on you, Martian?
Yes, sir!
Earth fun, lesson one:
the best way to ride in a limo.
Without my helmet, I am completely vulnerable
to attack up here.
Why is this fun?
You're letting your hair blow in the wind.
Try shouting, like this.
Whoo!
Aah! Don't even think of attacking my exposed head!
‐[insect buzzing] ‐[hacks and cough]
Okay, what do you think of my new look for the news?
I'm going for traumatized, but not so traumatized
I can't do multiple interviews.
‐[car horn honks] ‐Launchpad!
[tires squeal]
[Penumbra hacking and coughing]
Dewey, can I ask you a best‐friend question?
Uh, sure.
Penumbra and I got coffee, and it was so bad.
She and I should never date.
But now I don't know how I'm supposed to act around her.
Do I ignore her? Is that mean? Am I supposed to be mean?
Dewey, am I her archenemy now?
I don't know.
I mean, she's pretty hard to read.
[hacks and spits]
You will not defeat me, winged Earth beast!
It's a full attack!
[yelling]
Do you think she's mad that I'm driving her to this thing?
Should I drive slower? Should you drive?
LP, why don't you just talk to her?
Yes. Thank you, wise Dewey.
Launchpad, wait. Not now!
Penumbra, should I drive slower?
Or would you rather one of the kids drive?
Oh, jeez, you're right. I should just leave. I'm sorry.
Whoa!
‐We've lost the pilot! ‐[gasps]
Aw, LP, you definitely should have just kept driving the limo.
[both scream]
[tires squeal]
[grunting]
This seat belt will be the death of us all.
Penny, we need to stop the limo!
If this wheeled monstrosity must be slain,
then I shall slay it.
No! Use the brakes!
All right, limo.
[grunts]
Let's see you best the Moon's greatest‐‐
[yelps]
Curse this terrible Earth gravity.
[tires squeal]
[screams]
Yay! Earth Fun, right?
Right. Monkey barrels.
‐[bells ringing] ‐[roller coasters rattling]
[indistinct chatter]
Behold!
Oh, my craters.
[squeaking]
It's smiling.
Delightful!
I think that will really blow them away.
‐[laughs] ‐What am I supposed to do
with all these extra parts?
Ah, throw them in one of the Glomdolas.
Sir, this truly is a marvel.
But are all these parts not necessary for safety?
Safety. Right.
I guess you'd better "call the safety inspector."
‐[laughs] ‐Yes.
Yes, I shall definitely "call the safety inspector."
[laughs]
Oh, that's why I love you, Martian.
‐[power tool whirring] ‐Oi! Don't take that down!
It's supposed to have spikes!
[speed‐dials]
Hello, safety inspector ha‐ha‐ha‐ha?
We got to get to the Glomwheel.
I will not be Timmy Jenkinsed
out of my spot in line and the nation's hearts.
Dewey, we're here to show Penny a good time.
And as your Earth fun teacher,
I made a list of everything we should try.
Oh, like this.
This statue is very poorly constructed.
I question the choice to make it out of...
‐flesh? ‐[Webby clears throat]
‐Why, thank you. ‐Ah!
Deceptive flesh robot!
Oh, right, right, right.
Okay, don't startle the bloodthirsty alien soldier.
That's on me. On with the list.
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‐[electricity crackling] ‐[boy crying]
[quacking]
I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
It's okay. Let go.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
Who would be afraid of stupid‐‐?
Whoa!
[splash]
‐[gasps] ‐Oh.
I didn't know you were coming out here too.
What Earth psychopath decided to put wheels on feet?
Man, we've tried everything.
I have one more thing no one can resist.
Webby, we all want to help, but‐‐
Wait a second. Is that Timmy Jenkins?
I got to get in line.
[grunts]
Well, this has been a very enlightening lesson
on Earth fun.
But now I think you should take me back to the hangar.
Aw, don't give up.
I'm not giving up. I have learned that I was right
and the other Moonlanders were wrong, and Earth is the worst,
‐and I'm ready to leave. ‐I know change is hard, but‐‐
I don't need to change.
I am perfect on the mighty planet Moon.
I was the fearless protector of my people for years.
And I can't do that here.
Is that what you're afraid of?
I fear nothing!
[grunts]
[chuckles nervously]
Uh...
For most of my life,
I stayed in the mansion and studied.
I was Webby, expert on all things McDuck.
But then I left, got out into the world.
And the world was big.
I didn't really fit in, or even know where to start.
Sometimes, I wished I could go back to the mansion,
where I knew exactly who I was.
But the guys...
my family showed me new and amazing and wonderful things.
I'm still Mansion Webby,
but I'm also World Explorer Webby
and Best Friend Webby.
You will always be Moon Penumbra.
And if you give it a chance,
I bet you could also be a pretty great Earth Penumbra.
‐What is this? ‐It's a hamburger.
This is actually quite good.
Mm. Mm.
I mean, it's no cooked Moon scorpion, but...
Could I possibly get another?
Mm. To be honest, Small Della, this is a relief.
I've been on a hunger strike since I got to Earth.
If you liked that, you'll love this.
Just try it. Trust me.
Mm. So creamy. So sweet.
I've never had anything like this before.
[moaning]
Well, okay, maybe you should slow down a bit.
Mm‐mm. This is great. Maybe the Earth isn't so ba‐‐
[high‐pitched squeal]
‐[gasps] ‐What's happening?
Ah! There's some kind of monster in my head.
Stabbing it with little spears.
Penny, it's okay. It's just brain freeze.
It's freezing my brain?
You knew this would happen?
Uh...
[straining]
[yells]
And now,
to cut the ribbon opening the FlintFerris Glomwheel,
Duckburg's own Timmy Jenkins!
[crowd cheering]
Boo!
What is going on here?
Sir, I've summoned safety inspector "Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha."
Martian, you weren't actually
supposed to get the safety inspector.
That's why I used "air quotes."
Oh, I thought that was an Earth gesture
for funny finger bunnies.
Yay, Earth fun.
No. Not "Yay, Earth fun."
Sir, this ride is clearly a hazard to public safety.
I'll have to take a closer look.
‐No! You cannae! ‐Why, he's the hero of Earth,
‐and he would never‐‐ ‐[loud crash]
I hate Earth!
‐Penumbra? ‐Her!
That Moonlander is obviously mad that I defeated the Moon.
She sabotaged my ride for revenge.
Get her.
[grunts]
You.
Moon menace.
Can't fight in my weakened state.
Come on!
[all grunt]
How could I have been foolish enough to fall for Earth ways?
Just so you could use them to mock me.
‐No! I didn't mean for‐‐ ‐This day has proven
that the Earth has nothing for me.
When we escape, I am going back to the Moon alone.
Hey! There's that moon lady!
‐What? ‐[grunts]
Ha‐ha! First in line.
Eat your heart out, Timmy Jenkins.
Hey!
Hey, get out of that Glomdola. It's not safe.
Quick, start the wheel.
Oh, yes, sir.
[yelling]
‐[gasps] ‐Stop!
Citizens of Duckburg,
to celebrate the historic day that I,
Flintheart "Hero of Earth" Glomgold,
gave you the gift of life,
I present you with an even better gift...
[creaking]
[all gasp]
[Glomgold] A world without Scrooge McDuck!
Behold, the FlintFerris Warwheel.
[Glomgold cackles]
Technically, that shoddy wheel
could never withstand the force of a cannon.
It'll fall to bits before he can even fire it.
The Small Dellas.
[all screaming]
[grunts]
The news is here. Finally.
[laughs]
Wait, no, no.
[reporters shouting]
No!
Whoa!
I have to get to them before this wretched monstrosity falls apart.
Martian, stop her!
Very well, sir. But this has ceased to be fun.
Go. Save them.
Whoa!
Gibbous.
I need you to help me have some Earth fun.
Oh, absolutely, Penumbra. About time.
Martian, what are you doing?
[exhales]
[screaming]
[gasps]
‐[gasps] ‐[grunts]
Penny, I am so sorry. This is all my fault.
‐I shouldn't have pushed you‐‐ ‐[laughs]
Are you kidding? I am having a barrel of monkeys.
[both] Really?
You're much punier than the Moonlanders.
And the beasts on the Moon were never this big.
This is my kind of Earth fun.
Ha! Take that, Palus.
‐[loud crash] ‐Whoa!
Wait, hold me so the cameras can see my terrified face.
Ah!
[screaming]
No. No.
No!
[screams]
Curse you, me‐Ferris‐me‐wheel!
Safety violation fines.
Bills for damage to the pier.
And a "thank you" letter from Timmy Jenkins.
Don't you worry, sir.
Your next giant wheel cannon will surely be a success.
Oh, sweet Gibbous.
I cannae stay mad at you.
I, uh...
I'm sorry for the bad date, but you're really cool.
And even if you hate me,
I don't want to have to be your mortal enemy, and‐‐
What? No, we are not enemies.
I just do not wish to date an Earth... male.
Oh! That's way easier.
But you would be a formidable ally on the battlefield.
‐Yeah! ‐I'm fascinated by your Earth fighting techniques.
[reporter] Timmy is so great!
‐[all chattering] ‐No!
It's Dewey's Dew‐saster day. Dewey's!
Better luck next time, Dewey.
Jenkins!
[Gibbous] Then she saved the children
right as the wheel crashed into the bay.
That is amazing.
In hindsight, I totally shouldn't have let you kids do that.
It could have been a disaster.
I wish.
Jenkins!
So, Penny, does this mean you're going to stay?
Until you Earthers can learn to take care of yourselves,
‐which is probably never, so... ‐[car tires squeal]
[loud crash]
Hey, Penumbra.
Speaking of which, Launchpad and I
are going to tear down my ship.
He is surprisingly adept at dismantling aircraft.
That is true‐‐ Whoa!
I will need your assistance as well, best friend.
Come, blue Della.
Oh, Penumbra, will we see you at Palus' next week?
Sure.
It's gonna be a monkey barrel.
‐Oh! ‐A what?
[theme music plays]
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