1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,285 "LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE" 2 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:11,254 "HERE IN DUCKBURG" 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:14,257 "RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES" 4 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,960 "IT'S A DUCK BLUR" 5 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:19,763 "MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY" 6 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:22,265 "OR REWRITE HISTORY" 7 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:23,600 "DUCK TALES" 8 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,602 "OOH OOH OOH" 9 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:28,772 "EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES" 10 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,307 "OOH OOH OOH" 11 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:32,309 "TALES OF DERRING-DO" 12 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,433 "BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES" 13 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,280 "D-D-D-DANGER" 14 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:38,982 "WATCH BEHIND YOU" 15 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:41,651 "THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU" 16 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,788 "WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES" 17 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:47,024 "OOH OOH OOH" 18 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:50,627 "EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES" 19 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,462 "OOH OOH OOH" 20 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,164 "TALES OF DERRING-DO" 21 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,665 "BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES" 22 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,467 "OOH OOH OOH" 23 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,502 "NOT PONYTAILS" 24 00:00:58,526 --> 00:00:59,703 "OR COTTONTAILS" 25 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,805 "NO, DUCK TALES" 26 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,329 "OOH OOH OOH" 27 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,570 [HUMMING] 28 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:19,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 29 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:25,996 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A SHEET OF CLEAN CASH. 30 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:28,231 YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH LAUNDERING MONEY, 31 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,366 MR. McDUFF. 32 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:30,890 [CRASH] 33 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:34,404 I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK. 34 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,839 THAT RACKET'S WORSE 35 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:40,410 THAN A BULLDOZER IN A CHINA SHOP. 36 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:44,181 HEY, HEY, HEY. WAKE UP, ROCK 'N' ROLLERS. 37 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:48,018 IT'S TIME FOR THE SCREAMIN' SKY McFLY SHOW! 38 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,352 WOWEE! 39 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,554 YEAH! 40 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:53,890 OH, BOY! OH, BOY! 41 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,092 BUBBA, ROCK... 42 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:56,893 'N' ROLL! 43 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,529 HEY, FLIP IF YOU'RE HIP, 44 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,698 AND HOP TILL YOU DROP. 45 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,868 WE'RE ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY 46 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:07,437 FROM MY $1 MILLION GIVEAWAY 47 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,573 FOR THE NEWEST MUSICAL GROUP. 48 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,209 YOU'VE GOT A GREAT GROUP? 49 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,543 GET DOWN HERE 50 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,634 AND... GET RICH! 51 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,949 DUDE! 52 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:21,718 I HAVE CLEANING TO DO, LADS. 53 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:25,055 FORGET SHAKING, RATTLING, OR ROLLING. 54 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:29,059 BUT, UNCLE SCROOGE, THIS MUSIC IS THE BADDEST! 55 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,093 SO RIGHT! 56 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:34,097 THOSE HOG CALLERS COULDN'T SING A NOTE 57 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:36,566 TO SAVE THEIR LIVES. 58 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,102 WE'LL LISTEN TO REAL SINGERS... 59 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,971 LIKE DRAKE SINATRA, 60 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,140 OR GANDHI WILLIAMS. 61 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:46,309 RIGHT. REAL HOG CALLING WINNERS. 62 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,112 YOU TWO ARE OLD FUDDY-DUDDIES. 63 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:52,282 THIS FUDDY-DUDDY'S GOING TO WORK. 64 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:55,374 UNCLE SCROOGE IS OLDER THAN BUBBA. 65 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,425 WELCOME TO THUGS AND MUGS 66 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:05,295 ON DUCKBURG'S MOST WANTED. 67 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:08,965 YOUR BROTHER BOMBSHELL TAKES A NICE PICTURE. 68 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:13,303 LOOK, MA, THERE'S BRAINSTORM BEAGLE AND BANKROLL. 69 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:16,940 OH, I LOVE FAMILY ALBUMS. 70 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:20,610 OOH! WE'RE STILL IN THE TOP 10! 71 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:25,682 WAIT TILL THE MOTHERS OF CRIMINALS HEAR! 72 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,351 NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR. 73 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,121 HEY, GET RUDE, DUDE. 74 00:03:31,145 --> 00:03:33,190 THE $1 MILLION GIVEAWAY 75 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:36,126 FOR THE BADDEST ROCK GROUP 76 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,528 IS JUST TWO DAYS AWAY! 77 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,830 THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. 78 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:44,501 YOU'LL RUN AWAY WITH THAT PRIZE. 79 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:47,504 BUT, MA, WE'RE JAILBIRDS, NOT SONGBIRDS! 80 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,306 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SING! 81 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:53,310 YOU'RE GOING TO SWIPE THE DOUGH! 82 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,145 IF YOU SUCCEED, 83 00:03:55,169 --> 00:03:57,814 THE GIRLS WILL VOTE ME 84 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:00,405 CRIME MOTHER OF THE YEAR. 85 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:05,188 HIT THE DANCE FLOOR. 86 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,324 HOP TO THE BEAT 87 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:11,316 'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR THE $1 MILLION GIVEAWAY! 88 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:23,907 GET LOST, WIMPS, 89 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,677 OR YOU'LL BE SINGING WITH THE ANGELS. 90 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,512 EXCUSE ME. 91 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:34,918 I CAN'T WAIT TO TIPTOE THROUGH THE TWENTIES. 92 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:38,355 WEBHEADS, ARE YOU READY TO GO RAD 93 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:40,279 WITH THE LATEST SOUND? 94 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:44,683 THEN LET'S GET ROCKING! 95 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:50,400 UH-OH. THE GIG IS UP. 96 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,369 THE GIG'S JUST STARTING. 97 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,771 WHAT DO YOU CALL YOURSELVES? 98 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,440 UH, UH... WE'RE THE BEAGLES. 99 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,276 READY TO SING? 100 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,579 SING? WE ONLY KNOW ABOUT SING-SING. 101 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:06,116 BLAST, A MOTHER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE. 102 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,084 WE'RE GOING TO SING... 103 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,219 SING THIS! 104 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:11,755 UH, WE'RE GOING TO SING... 105 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,256 THE BOOBY BAGEL. 106 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:17,560 I MEAN, THE BOOTY BABY. 107 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:19,985 THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES. 108 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,233 "AWHOO" 109 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:25,235 "AWHOO" 110 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:26,269 "AWHOO" 111 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,237 "AWHOO" 112 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:28,805 "THE GUARD SCREAMS" 113 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,307 "THE WARDEN SHOUTS" 114 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:31,741 "YOU KNOW, THE BEAGLE BOYS" 115 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,743 "ARE BREAKIN' OUT" 116 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,246 "WE'RE GOING TO STEAL SOME BLUE SUEDE SHOES" 117 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:38,448 "AND SING - THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES" 118 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,916 "YEAH" 119 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,484 "YOU KEEP THE BANK" 120 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,286 "WE GOT THE CASH" 121 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,321 "WE'RE GOING TO BLOW THIS JOINT" 122 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:46,923 "AND HIDE ALL OUR STASH" 123 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,591 "WE'LL MAKE THE DUCKBURG HEADLINE NEWS" 124 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:53,263 "AND SING - THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES" 125 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:54,164 "IT'S REALLY HOT" 126 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,599 "WHAT'S HOT" 127 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,468 "WE'RE GOING TO GET AWAY BEFORE WE'RE CAUGHT" 128 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,602 "AWHOO" 129 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,771 "AS LONG AS IT'S ILLEGAL" 130 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,306 "WE'LL BE HAPPY BEAGLES" 131 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,775 "WE'LL SMILE FROM OUR MUG SHOT" 132 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,345 "YOU KNOW, WE'RE WANTED IN ALL THE BETTER STATES" 133 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,780 "WE MADE THE FBI's WHO'S WHO" 134 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:14,150 "WE SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES" 135 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:18,288 "SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES" 136 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:20,490 "YO" 137 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:21,858 "YO" 138 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,460 "YO" 139 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:26,585 "YO" 140 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:34,838 IT'S UNANIMOUS! 141 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:37,640 YOU BOYS ARE THE WINNERS! 142 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:41,644 SAY HELLO TO ONE MILLION SMACKEROOS! 143 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,847 THE DOUGH IS OURS? 144 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:48,640 WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY STICK 'EM UP. 145 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,743 2... 146 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:57,527 LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP, MELVIS. 147 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,329 AWRIII! 148 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:01,664 "YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A" 149 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:04,167 "ROADHOG, PRETTY MAMA" 150 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,503 "MESSIN' UP MY STY" 151 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:07,871 MOVE OVER, CHUBS. 152 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,507 GET BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG... 153 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,342 THE FAT CLUB! 154 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:13,676 WHAT'S GOING ON? 155 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,546 THEY'RE THE HOTTEST GROUP ON THE SCENE. 156 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,515 IT'LL GET HOTTER 157 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:22,552 UNLESS YOU GIVE THEM A CONTRACT RIGHT NOW. 158 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:26,556 I KNOW TALENT WHEN I SEE IT. 159 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:30,593 J-JUST SIGN ON THE D-DOTTED LINE. 160 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:34,186 ME FIRST! HOW MANY Xs ARE IN BURGER? 161 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,602 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 162 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,405 DUKKA RECORDS SIGNED THE BEAGLE BOYS. 163 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,207 SO WHAT? 164 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,164 I OWN THE COMPANY! 165 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,449 HERE'S THE LATEST 166 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:55,051 BY THE GROUP, THE BEAGLES. 167 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,086 IT'S NUMBER ONE. 168 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,389 I HATE THEM! 169 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:03,059 I HATE THE BEAGLE BOYS' MUSIC! 170 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,628 JUST TEAR UP THE CONTRACT. 171 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,797 ARE YOU CRAZY? 172 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,799 THEY'RE MAKING ME MILLIONS, 173 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,635 AND THEY'RE DOING IT HONESTLY. 174 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,359 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 175 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,241 [CHEERING] 176 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,977 THE BEAGLE BOYS ARE HERE. 177 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,568 NO AUTOGRAPHS, YOU LOVESICK LEECHES! 178 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,916 MA BEAGLE. 179 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,284 HOWDY, PARTNER. 180 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:31,654 WE'RE SEEING HOW OUR DOUGH'S DOING. 181 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,790 LOOKING AT THINGS, 182 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:36,292 WE'RE ROCKIN' 'N' ROLLIN'. 183 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:39,762 THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE THERE'S A FEW THINGS 184 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:41,764 MY BOYS NEED. 185 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,766 "LIMOS, MANSIONS, MOOD RINGS"? 186 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:46,603 THIS WILL COST ME A FORTUNE. 187 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,638 THAT'S NOT OUR PROBLEM. 188 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,607 OUR CONTRACT STATES 189 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,943 YOUSE GOT TO GIVE US WHAT WE WANT 190 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,112 OR ELSE WE SPLIT. 191 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,281 GO AHEAD, MA. 192 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,483 YOU TELL HIM, MA. 193 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:03,686 WE GOT LOTS OF NOTES TO HIT... 194 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,911 C-NOTES, THAT IS. 195 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,958 YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 196 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,482 I'LL BE RUINED! 197 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:19,302 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 198 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,704 IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I... 199 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,929 "SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES" 200 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:33,405 WHEE! WHEE! 201 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:39,656 OH, THIS IS THE LIFE. 202 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,191 WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN. 203 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,227 OH, YEAH? WHO SAYS? 204 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:47,363 BEING STARS TAKES LOTS OF WORK. 205 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,821 HARD WORK. 206 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,592 OH, I NEED WATER. 207 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,739 TAKE FIVE, BOYS. 208 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,708 OH, BOY! 209 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,844 CHOCOLATE-STRAWBERRY BUBBLEGUM CAKE! 210 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,179 WHOO HOO HOO! 211 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:07,216 STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER. 212 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,718 WHA? 213 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,553 CUT DOWN ON SWEETS. 214 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:15,224 WANT FANS TO CALL YOU THE FLAB FOUR? 215 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:19,362 NOW, LOOK ALIVE, BOYS! 216 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:22,599 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS TORTURE. 217 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,200 IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED, 218 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:27,403 YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK THE PART. 219 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:31,196 YOU'LL LOOK IT FROM THE INSIDE OUT. 220 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,711 WE LOOK RIDICULOUS. 221 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,380 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, YOU GLITTER GOON. 222 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,382 SO STOP COMPLAINING. 223 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,385 WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH WORK TO DO. 224 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,722 CAN'T YOU GIVE US A BREAK, MA? 225 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:48,925 WE'VE BEEN SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS ALL DAY. 226 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:52,395 YOU DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOUR MA 227 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,397 OR YOUR FANS, DO YOU? 228 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,656 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT NO CHOICE. 229 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,109 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 230 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,479 YOUR RECORD'S GONE GOLD SEVEN TIMES OVER. 231 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,648 IT'S STILL SELLING STRONG. 232 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:15,785 MAYBE WE'RE NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL. 233 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,754 YOU'RE NO GOOD DEGENERATES 234 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,789 WHO BELONG BEHIND BARS. 235 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,425 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 236 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,793 THAT WAS SWELL. 237 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,663 YOU AIN'T SO BAD, McDUCK. 238 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:30,833 FOR SOMEONE WHO SPELLS HIS NAME FUNNY. 239 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:34,303 COME ON. WE'VE GOT MORE WORK TO DO. 240 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,939 WE OUGHT TO ASK SCROOGEY. 241 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,609 SCROOGEY? WHAT ABOUT ME? 242 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:42,345 YOU FORGET WHO'S THE BOSS? 243 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,681 THIS MIGHT REFRESH YOUR MEMORIES. 244 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:47,950 THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE SLAMMER. 245 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,820 THIS PIGGY STAYED IN HIS CELL. 246 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,955 AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY... 247 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,692 I REMEMBER WHAT THEY DO. 248 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:58,550 GOOD. NOW, LET'S GET HOPPING. 249 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,003 WHOA, I'VE HAD IT. 250 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,539 NO MORE WORKOUTS FOR ME. 251 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,641 I'M TAKING 40 WINKS. 252 00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:14,043 40,000 WINKS, THAT IS. 253 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,379 REST TIME IS OVER, YOU LUGS! 254 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,147 STUDIO SESSION, 5:00, 255 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:22,719 A PERSONAL APPEARANCE AT THE DUCKBURG MALL AT 6:00, 256 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,520 THEN AT 8:00, 257 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,489 YOU'LL DO A SHOW 258 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,524 FOR THE TERMINALLY UNFASHIONABLE. 259 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,393 UH... AW, GEE, MA, 260 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,495 LET UP, WILL YOU? 261 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:37,033 HOW MANY MORE HARD DAY'S NIGHTS CAN WE TAKE? 262 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,368 YEAH. YEAH. 263 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,739 SHUT UP AND SUFFER FOR YOUR ART. 264 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,209 AT MIDNIGHT, YOU'LL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS. 265 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,710 AT 2 A.M.... 266 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,412 AHEM. 267 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,382 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND. 268 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,718 WELL, YEAH, MA. 269 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,420 YOU'RE FIRED! 270 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,855 FIRED? 271 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,692 SORRY, MA, BUT YOU PUSHED US TOO FAR. 272 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,228 NOW WE'RE DOING THE PUSHING. 273 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:09,065 BUSINESS IS BUSINESS. 274 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,234 I'LL GIVE THEM THE BUSINESS. 275 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:14,959 IT'S NOT NICE TO FOOL WITH MOTHER BEAGLE. 276 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,710 WELCOME, LADIES, TO ANOTHER MEETING 277 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,946 OF MOTHERS OF CRIMINALS. 278 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,549 HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, DIRTY HARRIET? 279 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,584 I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE 280 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,220 MY BOY, RICKY HALF NELSON, 281 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:35,558 WAS SENTENCED TO 3-20 YEARS FOR ARMED ROBBERY. 282 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,727 OH, HOW SWEET. 283 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:42,398 WHAT'S THE LATEST ON YOUR BROOD, MA BEAGLE? 284 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:46,969 TWO ARE STILL ON THE FBI's MOST WANTED LIST. 285 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,239 TWO MORE JUST BROKE THE TOP 20. 286 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,809 BUT I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT, 287 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:57,246 FOUR ARE IN AMERICA'S TOP 40 HIT PARADE. 288 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,315 THEY'VE GONE LEGIT. 289 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,118 OH! OH! 290 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,020 SOME MOTHER YOU ARE. 291 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,589 YOU LET THEM MAKE MONEY HONESTLY? 292 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,125 HOW SHAMELESS. 293 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,495 SORRY, LADIES. THAT'S WHERE I WENT WRONG. 294 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:17,600 BUT I'LL GET THEM BACK ON THE WRONG TRACK 295 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,858 BY HOOK OR BY CROOK! 296 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,822 HMPH. THOSE BRATS WON'T BE 297 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,491 ON EASY STREET MUCH LONGER. 298 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,862 I'LL PUT THEM ON THE ROAD TO RUIN. 299 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,785 [ENGINE REVVING] 300 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,168 NINA QUACKWELL FROM ROLLING DUCK, 301 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,804 HERE TO SEE YOU THUGS. 302 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,306 WHAT LUCK. 303 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,674 NINA QUACKWELL. 304 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,345 I'VE BEEN A FAN OF YOURS FOR YEARS. 305 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,880 REALLY? 306 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,315 YEAH. 307 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:10,108 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. 308 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,896 HOW'S IT ROCKING, BOYS? 309 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,531 HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU BEFORE? 310 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,534 YOU LOOK KIND OF FAMILIAR. 311 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,838 YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE I KNOW 312 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:32,174 WHO'S FAT AND UGLY AND MEAN. 313 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:36,679 HOW SWEET. FLATTERY WILL GET YOU 10-20. 314 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,348 LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 315 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,918 OOH! MY NAME IS BURGER. 316 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,053 MY SIGN IS AIRYHEAD, 317 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:48,024 AND MY FAVORITE JUNK FOOD COLOR IS PUCE. 318 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,059 SLOW DOWN, SLUM BREATH. 319 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,028 I'M NOT INTERVIEWING YOU. 320 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,597 FIRST COMES THE PHOTO SESSION. 321 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,867 MEET ME ON 4th AT MIDNIGHT. 322 00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,869 THEN YOU CAN SQUEAL... 323 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,204 GAB... ALL YOU WANT. 324 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:06,075 HEY, GEE, THIS IS A FUNNY PLACE 325 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,877 FOR AN INTERVIEW. 326 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,413 YEAH, A BUSTED-IN BACK, 327 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,715 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 328 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,583 I DON'T GET IT. 329 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,842 THE ONLY CAMERAS ARE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS. 330 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,790 [CLICK] 331 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,725 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 332 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,727 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 333 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:28,230 WE'RE DOING AN INTERVIEW WITH NINA QUACKWELL. 334 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:31,489 YOU'LL BE TALKING UNDER HOT LIGHTS. 335 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,242 ONCE THE KIDS HEAR 336 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,079 THEIR HEROES ARE IN THE SLAMMER, 337 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,737 THE BEAGLES WILL BE RUINED. 338 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,784 FREE THE BEAGLES! 339 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,420 FREE THE BEAGLES! 340 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,923 FREE THE BEAGLES! 341 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,992 THEY WERE FRAMED, MAN! 342 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,928 THEY ONLY STOLE OUR HEARTS! 343 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,263 WHO ASKED YOU? 344 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:04,633 THOSE DINGBATS LOVE MY BOYS EVEN MORE! 345 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,557 FREE THE BEAGLES! 346 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,774 THANKS FOR BAILING US OUT. 347 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,309 IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING. 348 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,612 WE PROMISE TO REPAY YOUR 5,000. 349 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,980 YOU WILL? 350 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,649 THAT'S SO DECENT OF YOU. 351 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,319 SUBTRACT IT FROM THIS NEW LIST 352 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,788 OF THINGS WE DEMAND. 353 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:30,581 YEAH, LIKE 5 TONS OF CAVIAR BUBBLE GUM ICE CREAM. 354 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:37,166 MY BANK ACCOUNT CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE PUNISHMENT. 355 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,535 MA BEAGLE! 356 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,304 YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. 357 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,673 YOUR BROOD'S COSTING ME A FORTUNE. 358 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:48,711 I'D DO ANYTHING TO BE RID OF THEM. 359 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,313 MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER. 360 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,716 MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU? 361 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,318 THEIR POPULARITY CAN'T LAST FOREVER. 362 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,889 AND IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY TOPPLED. 363 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:04,693 BOOK THEM ON THE SCREAMIN' SKY McFLY SHOW. 364 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,329 FIRST, NINA QUACKWELL WILL HAVE 365 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,999 A LITTLE TALK WITH McFLY. 366 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,791 THEN WE'LL ROCK 'N' ROLL THEM INTO OBLIVION! 367 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,573 SHOWTIME'S IN ONE MINUTE, GUYS. 368 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,041 BETTER GET KICKING 369 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:23,012 WITH THAT NEW SONG NINA QUACKWELL MENTIONED. 370 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:26,182 WE DON'T HAVE A NEW SONG. 371 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,919 LIKE ME TO BOOK MELVIS PIGSLY INSTEAD? 372 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,021 THAT PIG IS BIG. 373 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,023 SING A NEW DITTY, 374 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:37,893 OR THAT LITTLE PIGGY'S GOT THE MARKET. 375 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,696 I KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM 376 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,765 SCREAMIN' SKY McFLY. 377 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,034 WHAT A RUDE DUDE. 378 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:49,438 THE SHOW'S GOING TO START IN 30 SECONDS. 379 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,207 WE NEED A NEW SONG. 380 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:55,044 NO SWEAT. I GOT ONE. 381 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,446 "I LIKE BURGERS AND HOT DOGS" 382 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,215 "WITH MUSTARD" 383 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,218 "AND A CRINKLY FRY ON TOP" 384 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,053 "WITH CUSTARD" 385 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:05,153 "OOH" 386 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,255 "OOH, THE PIZZA PIE WITH JELLY" 387 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,557 "THAT AIN'T TOO SMELLY AND THAT... 388 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,559 STOP IT, BURGER. 389 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,095 MA WROTE OUR HIT SONG. 390 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,597 WE GAVE HER THE BOOT. 391 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:19,135 IT'S MORE THAN WE GAVE HER ON MOTHER'S DAY. 392 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,070 WHY ISN'T SHE HERE? 393 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,405 SURPRISE, BOYS! 394 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,441 YOU DON'T NEED ME, 395 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:29,645 BUT I'VE WHIPPED UP THIS LITTLE TUNE. 396 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,947 GEE, THANKS, MA. 397 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,150 NOT SO FAST. 398 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,485 WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? 399 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,920 HEY, HEY! 400 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:41,157 CELEBRATE, SALIVATE, AND GATHER ROUND 401 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,092 FOR DUCKBURG'S HOTTEST SOUND, 402 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,661 THE BEAGLES! 403 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,097 WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY. 404 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:48,964 ANYTHING. 405 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,168 THAT MEANS STEALING BREAKFAST FOR ME, 406 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,936 POLISHING MY BLACKJACK COLLECTION 407 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,305 TWICE A WEEK, 408 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,440 AND VISITING YOUR MA 409 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:01,277 WHENEVER YOU'RE OUT ON PAROLE. 410 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,345 IT'S A DEAL. 411 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:07,516 THANKS. WE WON'T FORGET THIS ON MOTHER'S DAY. 412 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,607 YOU WON'T EVER FORGET THIS. 413 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:13,989 "OW" 414 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:14,857 "OW" 415 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,824 "YOU GUYS ARE JERKS" 416 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,626 "YOU ALL ARE NERDS" 417 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,963 "YOU GUYS IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF STUPID BIRDS" 418 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,199 "LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WINNING AND YOU LOSE" 419 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:27,002 "YOU'LL SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES" 420 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,971 "WE TELL YOU LIES" 421 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,306 "WE BREAK THE LAWS" 422 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,676 "WE LOVE TO STEP ON EVERYBODY'S PAWS" 423 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,878 "WE LAUGH AT CRAZY JOKES ON YOUSE" 424 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,603 "YOU'LL SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES" 425 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,486 BOO! BOO! 426 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,822 BOO! BOO! 427 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,224 BOO! BOO! 428 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,658 WHAT THE... 429 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,162 HEY, THEY THREW SOMETHING. 430 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:56,999 I DROPPED A CONTACT LENS. 431 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,523 HEY! 432 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,931 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 433 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,878 YOU'RE RUDE, DUDES. 434 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:14,750 UH, I THINK WE OFFENDED OUR FANS, BIGTIME. 435 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,720 MA SLIPPED US A BUM SONG. 436 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:22,113 A PERFECT SONG FOR A BUNCH OF BUMS. 437 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,263 YOU'LL DO THINGS MY WAY, RIGHT? 438 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,698 YES, MOMMY. 439 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,767 IT FEELS SO GOOD 440 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,493 TO HAVE MY BOYS BACK TO BEING BAD. 441 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,798 WAIT A MINUTE! 442 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,547 "BEAGLES BOMB." 443 00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,083 THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS. 444 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:52,421 YOU MUST FEEL TERRIBLE LOSING ALL THAT MONEY. 445 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:56,392 AT LEAST THE BEAGLE BOYS ARE HAS-BEENS. 446 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,628 I'VE SIGNED UP A BIG MONEYMAKER... 447 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,263 MELVIS. 448 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:02,731 HAR HAR HAR! 449 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,500 "BLUE, BLUE, BLUE" 450 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,235 [BURP] 451 00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:09,327 "BLUE, BLUE, BLUE SUEDE WHO'S" 452 00:22:10,305 --> 00:22:16,476 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org