"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"
"HERE IN DUCKBURG"
"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"
"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"
"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"
"OR REWRITE HISTORY"
"DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"D-D-D-DANGER"
"WATCH BEHIND YOU"
"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"
"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"NOT PONYTAILS"
"OR COTTONTAILS"
"NO, DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
[HUMMING]
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THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A SHEET OF CLEAN CASH.
YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH LAUNDERING MONEY,
MR. McDUFF.
[CRASH]
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK.
THAT RACKET'S WORSE
THAN A BULLDOZER IN A CHINA SHOP.
HEY, HEY, HEY. WAKE UP, ROCK 'N' ROLLERS.
IT'S TIME FOR THE SCREAMIN' SKY McFLY SHOW!
WOWEE!
YEAH!
OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
BUBBA, ROCK...
'N' ROLL!
HEY, FLIP IF YOU'RE HIP,
AND HOP TILL YOU DROP.
WE'RE ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY
FROM MY $1 MILLION GIVEAWAY
FOR THE NEWEST MUSICAL GROUP.
YOU'VE GOT A GREAT GROUP?
GET DOWN HERE
AND... GET RICH!
DUDE!
I HAVE CLEANING TO DO, LADS.
FORGET SHAKING, RATTLING, OR ROLLING.
BUT, UNCLE SCROOGE, THIS MUSIC IS THE BADDEST!
SO RIGHT!
THOSE HOG CALLERS COULDN'T SING A NOTE
TO SAVE THEIR LIVES.
WE'LL LISTEN TO REAL SINGERS...
LIKE DRAKE SINATRA,
OR GANDHI WILLIAMS.
RIGHT. REAL HOG CALLING WINNERS.
YOU TWO ARE OLD FUDDY-DUDDIES.
THIS FUDDY-DUDDY'S GOING TO WORK.
UNCLE SCROOGE IS OLDER THAN BUBBA.
WELCOME TO THUGS AND MUGS
ON DUCKBURG'S MOST WANTED.
YOUR BROTHER BOMBSHELL TAKES A NICE PICTURE.
LOOK, MA, THERE'S BRAINSTORM BEAGLE AND BANKROLL.
OH, I LOVE FAMILY ALBUMS.
OOH! WE'RE STILL IN THE TOP 10!
WAIT TILL THE MOTHERS OF CRIMINALS HEAR!
NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR.
HEY, GET RUDE, DUDE.
THE $1 MILLION GIVEAWAY
FOR THE BADDEST ROCK GROUP
IS JUST TWO DAYS AWAY!
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
YOU'LL RUN AWAY WITH THAT PRIZE.
BUT, MA, WE'RE JAILBIRDS, NOT SONGBIRDS!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SING!
YOU'RE GOING TO SWIPE THE DOUGH!
IF YOU SUCCEED,
THE GIRLS WILL VOTE ME
CRIME MOTHER OF THE YEAR.
HIT THE DANCE FLOOR.
HOP TO THE BEAT
'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR THE $1 MILLION GIVEAWAY!
GET LOST, WIMPS,
OR YOU'LL BE SINGING WITH THE ANGELS.
EXCUSE ME.
I CAN'T WAIT TO TIPTOE THROUGH THE TWENTIES.
WEBHEADS, ARE YOU READY TO GO RAD
WITH THE LATEST SOUND?
THEN LET'S GET ROCKING!
UH-OH. THE GIG IS UP.
THE GIG'S JUST STARTING.
WHAT DO YOU CALL YOURSELVES?
UH, UH... WE'RE THE BEAGLES.
READY TO SING?
SING? WE ONLY KNOW ABOUT SING-SING.
BLAST, A MOTHER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.
WE'RE GOING TO SING...
SING THIS!
UH, WE'RE GOING TO SING...
THE BOOBY BAGEL.
I MEAN, THE BOOTY BABY.
THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES.
"AWHOO"
"THE GUARD SCREAMS"
"THE WARDEN SHOUTS"
"YOU KNOW, THE BEAGLE BOYS"
"ARE BREAKIN' OUT"
"WE'RE GOING TO STEAL SOME BLUE SUEDE SHOES"
"AND SING - THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
"YEAH"
"YOU KEEP THE BANK"
"WE GOT THE CASH"
"WE'RE GOING TO BLOW THIS JOINT"
"AND HIDE ALL OUR STASH"
"WE'LL MAKE THE DUCKBURG HEADLINE NEWS"
"AND SING - THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
"IT'S REALLY HOT"
"WHAT'S HOT"
"WE'RE GOING TO GET AWAY BEFORE WE'RE CAUGHT"
"AWHOO"
"AS LONG AS IT'S ILLEGAL"
"WE'LL BE HAPPY BEAGLES"
"WE'LL SMILE FROM OUR MUG SHOT"
"YOU KNOW, WE'RE WANTED IN ALL THE BETTER STATES"
"WE MADE THE FBI's WHO'S WHO"
"WE SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
"SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
"YO"
IT'S UNANIMOUS!
YOU BOYS ARE THE WINNERS!
SAY HELLO TO ONE MILLION SMACKEROOS!
THE DOUGH IS OURS?
WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY STICK 'EM UP.
2...
LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP, MELVIS.
AWRIII!
"YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A"
"ROADHOG, PRETTY MAMA"
"MESSIN' UP MY STY"
MOVE OVER, CHUBS.
GET BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG...
THE FAT CLUB!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
THEY'RE THE HOTTEST GROUP ON THE SCENE.
IT'LL GET HOTTER
UNLESS YOU GIVE THEM A CONTRACT RIGHT NOW.
I KNOW TALENT WHEN I SEE IT.
J-JUST SIGN ON THE D-DOTTED LINE.
ME FIRST! HOW MANY Xs ARE IN BURGER?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
DUKKA RECORDS SIGNED THE BEAGLE BOYS.
SO WHAT?
I OWN THE COMPANY!
HERE'S THE LATEST
BY THE GROUP, THE BEAGLES.
IT'S NUMBER ONE.
I HATE THEM!
I HATE THE BEAGLE BOYS' MUSIC!
JUST TEAR UP THE CONTRACT.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
THEY'RE MAKING ME MILLIONS,
AND THEY'RE DOING IT HONESTLY.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[CHEERING]
THE BEAGLE BOYS ARE HERE.
NO AUTOGRAPHS, YOU LOVESICK LEECHES!
MA BEAGLE.
HOWDY, PARTNER.
WE'RE SEEING HOW OUR DOUGH'S DOING.
LOOKING AT THINGS,
WE'RE ROCKIN' 'N' ROLLIN'.
THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE THERE'S A FEW THINGS
MY BOYS NEED.
"LIMOS, MANSIONS, MOOD RINGS"?
THIS WILL COST ME A FORTUNE.
THAT'S NOT OUR PROBLEM.
OUR CONTRACT STATES
YOUSE GOT TO GIVE US WHAT WE WANT
OR ELSE WE SPLIT.
GO AHEAD, MA.
YOU TELL HIM, MA.
WE GOT LOTS OF NOTES TO HIT...
C-NOTES, THAT IS.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
I'LL BE RUINED!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I...
"SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
WHEE! WHEE!
OH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN.
OH, YEAH? WHO SAYS?
BEING STARS TAKES LOTS OF WORK.
HARD WORK.
OH, I NEED WATER.
TAKE FIVE, BOYS.
OH, BOY!
CHOCOLATE-STRAWBERRY BUBBLEGUM CAKE!
WHOO HOO HOO!
STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER.
WHA?
CUT DOWN ON SWEETS.
WANT FANS TO CALL YOU THE FLAB FOUR?
NOW, LOOK ALIVE, BOYS!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS TORTURE.
IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED,
YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK THE PART.
YOU'LL LOOK IT FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
WE LOOK RIDICULOUS.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, YOU GLITTER GOON.
SO STOP COMPLAINING.
WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH WORK TO DO.
CAN'T YOU GIVE US A BREAK, MA?
WE'VE BEEN SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS ALL DAY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOUR MA
OR YOUR FANS, DO YOU?
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT NO CHOICE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YOUR RECORD'S GONE GOLD SEVEN TIMES OVER.
IT'S STILL SELLING STRONG.
MAYBE WE'RE NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL.
YOU'RE NO GOOD DEGENERATES
WHO BELONG BEHIND BARS.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
THAT WAS SWELL.
YOU AIN'T SO BAD, McDUCK.
FOR SOMEONE WHO SPELLS HIS NAME FUNNY.
COME ON. WE'VE GOT MORE WORK TO DO.
WE OUGHT TO ASK SCROOGEY.
SCROOGEY? WHAT ABOUT ME?
YOU FORGET WHO'S THE BOSS?
THIS MIGHT REFRESH YOUR MEMORIES.
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE SLAMMER.
THIS PIGGY STAYED IN HIS CELL.
AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY...
I REMEMBER WHAT THEY DO.
GOOD. NOW, LET'S GET HOPPING.
WHOA, I'VE HAD IT.
NO MORE WORKOUTS FOR ME.
I'M TAKING 40 WINKS.
40,000 WINKS, THAT IS.
REST TIME IS OVER, YOU LUGS!
STUDIO SESSION, 5:00,
A PERSONAL APPEARANCE AT THE DUCKBURG MALL AT 6:00,
THEN AT 8:00,
YOU'LL DO A SHOW
FOR THE TERMINALLY UNFASHIONABLE.
UH... AW, GEE, MA,
LET UP, WILL YOU?
HOW MANY MORE HARD DAY'S NIGHTS CAN WE TAKE?
YEAH. YEAH.
SHUT UP AND SUFFER FOR YOUR ART.
AT MIDNIGHT, YOU'LL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS.
AT 2 A.M....
AHEM.
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.
WELL, YEAH, MA.
YOU'RE FIRED!
FIRED?
SORRY, MA, BUT YOU PUSHED US TOO FAR.
NOW WE'RE DOING THE PUSHING.
BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.
I'LL GIVE THEM THE BUSINESS.
IT'S NOT NICE TO FOOL WITH MOTHER BEAGLE.
WELCOME, LADIES, TO ANOTHER MEETING
OF MOTHERS OF CRIMINALS.
HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, DIRTY HARRIET?
I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE
MY BOY, RICKY HALF NELSON,
WAS SENTENCED TO 3-20 YEARS FOR ARMED ROBBERY.
OH, HOW SWEET.
WHAT'S THE LATEST ON YOUR BROOD, MA BEAGLE?
TWO ARE STILL ON THE FBI's MOST WANTED LIST.
TWO MORE JUST BROKE THE TOP 20.
BUT I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT,
FOUR ARE IN AMERICA'S TOP 40 HIT PARADE.
THEY'VE GONE LEGIT.
OH! OH!
SOME MOTHER YOU ARE.
YOU LET THEM MAKE MONEY HONESTLY?
HOW SHAMELESS.
SORRY, LADIES. THAT'S WHERE I WENT WRONG.
BUT I'LL GET THEM BACK ON THE WRONG TRACK
BY HOOK OR BY CROOK!
HMPH. THOSE BRATS WON'T BE
ON EASY STREET MUCH LONGER.
I'LL PUT THEM ON THE ROAD TO RUIN.
[ENGINE REVVING]
NINA QUACKWELL FROM ROLLING DUCK,
HERE TO SEE YOU THUGS.
WHAT LUCK.
NINA QUACKWELL.
I'VE BEEN A FAN OF YOURS FOR YEARS.
REALLY?
YEAH.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.
HOW'S IT ROCKING, BOYS?
HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU BEFORE?
YOU LOOK KIND OF FAMILIAR.
YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE I KNOW
WHO'S FAT AND UGLY AND MEAN.
HOW SWEET. FLATTERY WILL GET YOU 10-20.
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
OOH! MY NAME IS BURGER.
MY SIGN IS AIRYHEAD,
AND MY FAVORITE JUNK FOOD COLOR IS PUCE.
SLOW DOWN, SLUM BREATH.
I'M NOT INTERVIEWING YOU.
FIRST COMES THE PHOTO SESSION.
MEET ME ON 4th AT MIDNIGHT.
THEN YOU CAN SQUEAL...
GAB... ALL YOU WANT.
HEY, GEE, THIS IS A FUNNY PLACE
FOR AN INTERVIEW.
YEAH, A BUSTED-IN BACK,
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
I DON'T GET IT.
THE ONLY CAMERAS ARE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS.
[CLICK]
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
WE'RE DOING AN INTERVIEW WITH NINA QUACKWELL.
YOU'LL BE TALKING UNDER HOT LIGHTS.
ONCE THE KIDS HEAR
THEIR HEROES ARE IN THE SLAMMER,
THE BEAGLES WILL BE RUINED.
FREE THE BEAGLES!
THEY WERE FRAMED, MAN!
THEY ONLY STOLE OUR HEARTS!
WHO ASKED YOU?
THOSE DINGBATS LOVE MY BOYS EVEN MORE!
FREE THE BEAGLES!
THANKS FOR BAILING US OUT.
IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING.
WE PROMISE TO REPAY YOUR 5,000.
YOU WILL?
THAT'S SO DECENT OF YOU.
SUBTRACT IT FROM THIS NEW LIST
OF THINGS WE DEMAND.
YEAH, LIKE 5 TONS OF CAVIAR BUBBLE GUM ICE CREAM.
MY BANK ACCOUNT CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE PUNISHMENT.
MA BEAGLE!
YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
YOUR BROOD'S COSTING ME A FORTUNE.
I'D DO ANYTHING TO BE RID OF THEM.
MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER.
MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU?
THEIR POPULARITY CAN'T LAST FOREVER.
AND IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY TOPPLED.
BOOK THEM ON THE SCREAMIN' SKY McFLY SHOW.
FIRST, NINA QUACKWELL WILL HAVE
A LITTLE TALK WITH McFLY.
THEN WE'LL ROCK 'N' ROLL THEM INTO OBLIVION!
SHOWTIME'S IN ONE MINUTE, GUYS.
BETTER GET KICKING
WITH THAT NEW SONG NINA QUACKWELL MENTIONED.
WE DON'T HAVE A NEW SONG.
LIKE ME TO BOOK MELVIS PIGSLY INSTEAD?
THAT PIG IS BIG.
SING A NEW DITTY,
OR THAT LITTLE PIGGY'S GOT THE MARKET.
I KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM
SCREAMIN' SKY McFLY.
WHAT A RUDE DUDE.
THE SHOW'S GOING TO START IN 30 SECONDS.
WE NEED A NEW SONG.
NO SWEAT. I GOT ONE.
"I LIKE BURGERS AND HOT DOGS"
"WITH MUSTARD"
"AND A CRINKLY FRY ON TOP"
"WITH CUSTARD"
"OOH"
"OOH, THE PIZZA PIE WITH JELLY"
"THAT AIN'T TOO SMELLY AND THAT...
STOP IT, BURGER.
MA WROTE OUR HIT SONG.
WE GAVE HER THE BOOT.
IT'S MORE THAN WE GAVE HER ON MOTHER'S DAY.
WHY ISN'T SHE HERE?
SURPRISE, BOYS!
YOU DON'T NEED ME,
BUT I'VE WHIPPED UP THIS LITTLE TUNE.
GEE, THANKS, MA.
NOT SO FAST.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
HEY, HEY!
CELEBRATE, SALIVATE, AND GATHER ROUND
FOR DUCKBURG'S HOTTEST SOUND,
THE BEAGLES!
WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY.
ANYTHING.
THAT MEANS STEALING BREAKFAST FOR ME,
POLISHING MY BLACKJACK COLLECTION
TWICE A WEEK,
AND VISITING YOUR MA
WHENEVER YOU'RE OUT ON PAROLE.
IT'S A DEAL.
THANKS. WE WON'T FORGET THIS ON MOTHER'S DAY.
YOU WON'T EVER FORGET THIS.
"OW"
"YOU GUYS ARE JERKS"
"YOU ALL ARE NERDS"
"YOU GUYS IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF STUPID BIRDS"
"LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WINNING AND YOU LOSE"
"YOU'LL SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
"WE TELL YOU LIES"
"WE BREAK THE LAWS"
"WE LOVE TO STEP ON EVERYBODY'S PAWS"
"WE LAUGH AT CRAZY JOKES ON YOUSE"
"YOU'LL SING THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
BOO! BOO!
WHAT THE...
HEY, THEY THREW SOMETHING.
I DROPPED A CONTACT LENS.
HEY!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
YOU'RE RUDE, DUDES.
UH, I THINK WE OFFENDED OUR FANS, BIGTIME.
MA SLIPPED US A BUM SONG.
A PERFECT SONG FOR A BUNCH OF BUMS.
YOU'LL DO THINGS MY WAY, RIGHT?
YES, MOMMY.
IT FEELS SO GOOD
TO HAVE MY BOYS BACK TO BEING BAD.
WAIT A MINUTE!
"BEAGLES BOMB."
THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS.
YOU MUST FEEL TERRIBLE LOSING ALL THAT MONEY.
AT LEAST THE BEAGLE BOYS ARE HAS-BEENS.
I'VE SIGNED UP A BIG MONEYMAKER...
MELVIS.
HAR HAR HAR!
"BLUE, BLUE, BLUE"
[BURP]
"BLUE, BLUE, BLUE SUEDE WHO'S"
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