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"LIFE IS LIKE
A HURRICANE"
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"HERE IN DUCKBURG"
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"RACE CARS, LASERS,
AEROPLANES"
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"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"
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"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"
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"OR REWRITE HISTORY"
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"DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE
MAKING DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
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"BAD AND GOOD
LUCK TALES"
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"D-D-D-DANGER"
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"WATCH BEHIND YOU"
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"THERE'S A STRANGER
OUT TO FIND YOU"
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"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB
ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE
MAKING DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
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"BAD AND GOOD
LUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"NOT PONYTAILS"
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"OR COTTONTAILS"
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"NO, DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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[HUMMING]
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A
SHEET OF CLEAN CASH.
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YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH
LAUNDERING MONEY,
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MR. McDUFF.
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[CRASH]
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I CAN'T HEAR
MYSELF THINK.
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THAT RACKET'S WORSE
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THAN A BULLDOZER
IN A CHINA SHOP.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
WAKE UP, ROCK 'N' ROLLERS.
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IT'S TIME FOR
THE SCREAMIN' SKY McFLY SHOW!
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WOWEE!
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YEAH!
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OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
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BUBBA, ROCK...
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'N' ROLL!
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HEY, FLIP
IF YOU'RE HIP,
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AND HOP
TILL YOU DROP.
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WE'RE ONLY
TWO DAYS AWAY
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FROM MY $1 MILLION
GIVEAWAY
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FOR THE NEWEST
MUSICAL GROUP.
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YOU'VE GOT
A GREAT GROUP?
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GET DOWN HERE
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AND... GET RICH!
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DUDE!
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I HAVE CLEANING
TO DO, LADS.
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FORGET SHAKING,
RATTLING, OR ROLLING.
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BUT, UNCLE SCROOGE, THIS
MUSIC IS THE BADDEST!
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SO RIGHT!
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THOSE HOG CALLERS
COULDN'T SING A NOTE
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TO SAVE THEIR LIVES.
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WE'LL LISTEN
TO REAL SINGERS...
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LIKE DRAKE SINATRA,
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OR GANDHI WILLIAMS.
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RIGHT. REAL HOG
CALLING WINNERS.
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YOU TWO ARE OLD
FUDDY-DUDDIES.
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THIS FUDDY-DUDDY'S
GOING TO WORK.
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UNCLE SCROOGE
IS OLDER THAN BUBBA.
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WELCOME
TO THUGS AND MUGS
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ON DUCKBURG'S
MOST WANTED.
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YOUR BROTHER BOMBSHELL
TAKES A NICE PICTURE.
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LOOK, MA, THERE'S BRAINSTORM
BEAGLE AND BANKROLL.
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OH, I LOVE
FAMILY ALBUMS.
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OOH! WE'RE STILL
IN THE TOP 10!
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WAIT TILL THE MOTHERS
OF CRIMINALS HEAR!
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NOW, A WORD
FROM OUR SPONSOR.
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HEY, GET RUDE, DUDE.
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THE $1 MILLION GIVEAWAY
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FOR THE BADDEST
ROCK GROUP
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IS JUST
TWO DAYS AWAY!
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THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
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YOU'LL RUN AWAY
WITH THAT PRIZE.
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BUT, MA, WE'RE JAILBIRDS,
NOT SONGBIRDS!
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YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SING!
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YOU'RE GOING
TO SWIPE THE DOUGH!
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IF YOU SUCCEED,
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THE GIRLS WILL VOTE ME
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CRIME MOTHER
OF THE YEAR.
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HIT THE DANCE FLOOR.
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HOP TO THE BEAT
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'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR
THE $1 MILLION GIVEAWAY!
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GET LOST, WIMPS,
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OR YOU'LL BE
SINGING WITH THE ANGELS.
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EXCUSE ME.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO TIPTOE
THROUGH THE TWENTIES.
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WEBHEADS, ARE YOU
READY TO GO RAD
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WITH THE LATEST SOUND?
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THEN LET'S GET ROCKING!
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UH-OH.
THE GIG IS UP.
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THE GIG'S
JUST STARTING.
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WHAT DO YOU
CALL YOURSELVES?
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UH, UH...
WE'RE THE BEAGLES.
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READY TO SING?
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SING? WE ONLY KNOW
ABOUT SING-SING.
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BLAST, A MOTHER'S
WORK IS NEVER DONE.
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WE'RE GOING
TO SING...
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SING THIS!
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UH, WE'RE GOING
TO SING...
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THE BOOBY BAGEL.
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I MEAN,
THE BOOTY BABY.
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THE BOOGIE
BEAGLE BLUES.
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"AWHOO"
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"AWHOO"
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"AWHOO"
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"AWHOO"
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"THE GUARD SCREAMS"
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"THE WARDEN SHOUTS"
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"YOU KNOW,
THE BEAGLE BOYS"
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"ARE BREAKIN' OUT"
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"WE'RE GOING TO STEAL
SOME BLUE SUEDE SHOES"
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"AND SING
- THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
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"YEAH"
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"YOU KEEP THE BANK"
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"WE GOT THE CASH"
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"WE'RE GOING
TO BLOW THIS JOINT"
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"AND HIDE
ALL OUR STASH"
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"WE'LL MAKE THE DUCKBURG
HEADLINE NEWS"
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"AND SING
- THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
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"IT'S REALLY HOT"
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"WHAT'S HOT"
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"WE'RE GOING TO GET AWAY
BEFORE WE'RE CAUGHT"
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"AWHOO"
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"AS LONG
AS IT'S ILLEGAL"
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"WE'LL BE
HAPPY BEAGLES"
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"WE'LL SMILE
FROM OUR MUG SHOT"
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"YOU KNOW, WE'RE WANTED
IN ALL THE BETTER STATES"
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"WE MADE THE FBI's
WHO'S WHO"
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"WE SING THE BOOGIE
BEAGLE BLUES"
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"SING
THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
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"YO"
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"YO"
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"YO"
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"YO"
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IT'S UNANIMOUS!
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YOU BOYS
ARE THE WINNERS!
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SAY HELLO
TO ONE MILLION SMACKEROOS!
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THE DOUGH
IS OURS?
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WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
TO SAY STICK 'EM UP.
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2...
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LET'S TAKE IT FROM
THE TOP, MELVIS.
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AWRIII!
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"YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT A"
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"ROADHOG,
PRETTY MAMA"
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"MESSIN' UP MY STY"
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MOVE OVER, CHUBS.
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GET BACK TO
WHERE YOU BELONG...
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THE FAT CLUB!
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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THEY'RE THE HOTTEST
GROUP ON THE SCENE.
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IT'LL GET HOTTER
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UNLESS YOU GIVE THEM
A CONTRACT RIGHT NOW.
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I KNOW TALENT
WHEN I SEE IT.
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J-JUST SIGN
ON THE D-DOTTED LINE.
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ME FIRST! HOW MANY
Xs ARE IN BURGER?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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DUKKA RECORDS SIGNED
THE BEAGLE BOYS.
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SO WHAT?
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I OWN THE COMPANY!
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HERE'S THE LATEST
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BY THE GROUP,
THE BEAGLES.
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IT'S NUMBER ONE.
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I HATE THEM!
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I HATE THE BEAGLE BOYS' MUSIC!
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JUST TEAR UP
THE CONTRACT.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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THEY'RE MAKING ME
MILLIONS,
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AND THEY'RE DOING IT
HONESTLY.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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[CHEERING]
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THE BEAGLE BOYS
ARE HERE.
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NO AUTOGRAPHS, YOU
LOVESICK LEECHES!
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MA BEAGLE.
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HOWDY, PARTNER.
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WE'RE SEEING HOW
OUR DOUGH'S DOING.
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LOOKING AT THINGS,
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WE'RE ROCKIN'
'N' ROLLIN'.
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THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE
THERE'S A FEW THINGS
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MY BOYS NEED.
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"LIMOS, MANSIONS,
MOOD RINGS"?
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THIS WILL COST
ME A FORTUNE.
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THAT'S
NOT OUR PROBLEM.
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OUR CONTRACT STATES
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YOUSE GOT TO GIVE
US WHAT WE WANT
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OR ELSE WE SPLIT.
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GO AHEAD, MA.
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YOU TELL
HIM, MA.
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WE GOT LOTS
OF NOTES TO HIT...
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C-NOTES, THAT IS.
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YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
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I'LL BE RUINED!
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I...
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"SING THE BOOGIE
BEAGLE BLUES"
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WHEE! WHEE!
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OH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
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WE'LL NEVER HAVE
TO WORK AGAIN.
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OH, YEAH?
WHO SAYS?
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BEING STARS TAKES LOTS OF WORK.
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HARD WORK.
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OH, I NEED WATER.
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TAKE FIVE, BOYS.
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OH, BOY!
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CHOCOLATE-STRAWBERRY
BUBBLEGUM CAKE!
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WHOO HOO HOO!
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STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER.
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WHA?
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CUT DOWN
ON SWEETS.
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WANT FANS TO CALL
YOU THE FLAB FOUR?
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NOW, LOOK ALIVE,
BOYS!
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I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THIS TORTURE.
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IF YOU WANT
TO SUCCEED,
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YOU'VE GOT TO
LOOK THE PART.
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YOU'LL LOOK IT
FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
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WE LOOK RIDICULOUS.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO,
YOU GLITTER GOON.
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SO STOP COMPLAINING.
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WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH
WORK TO DO.
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CAN'T YOU GIVE US
A BREAK, MA?
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WE'VE BEEN SIGNING
AUTOGRAPHS ALL DAY.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO
DISAPPOINT YOUR MA
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OR YOUR FANS,
DO YOU?
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LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT NO CHOICE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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YOUR RECORD'S GONE GOLD
SEVEN TIMES OVER.
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IT'S STILL
SELLING STRONG.
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MAYBE WE'RE NOT
SO BAD AFTER ALL.
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YOU'RE
NO GOOD DEGENERATES
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WHO BELONG
BEHIND BARS.
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KEEP UP
THE GOOD WORK.
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THAT WAS SWELL.
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YOU AIN'T
SO BAD, McDUCK.
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FOR SOMEONE WHO SPELLS
HIS NAME FUNNY.
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COME ON. WE'VE GOT
MORE WORK TO DO.
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WE OUGHT
TO ASK SCROOGEY.
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SCROOGEY?
WHAT ABOUT ME?
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YOU FORGET
WHO'S THE BOSS?
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THIS MIGHT REFRESH
YOUR MEMORIES.
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY
WENT TO THE SLAMMER.
245
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,820
THIS PIGGY
STAYED IN HIS CELL.
246
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,955
AND THIS
LITTLE PIGGY...
247
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,692
I REMEMBER
WHAT THEY DO.
248
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:58,550
GOOD. NOW,
LET'S GET HOPPING.
249
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,003
WHOA, I'VE HAD IT.
250
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,539
NO MORE
WORKOUTS FOR ME.
251
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,641
I'M TAKING 40 WINKS.
252
00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:14,043
40,000 WINKS,
THAT IS.
253
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,379
REST TIME IS OVER,
YOU LUGS!
254
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,147
STUDIO SESSION, 5:00,
255
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:22,719
A PERSONAL APPEARANCE AT
THE DUCKBURG MALL AT 6:00,
256
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,520
THEN AT 8:00,
257
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,489
YOU'LL DO A SHOW
258
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,524
FOR THE TERMINALLY
UNFASHIONABLE.
259
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,393
UH... AW, GEE, MA,
260
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,495
LET UP, WILL YOU?
261
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:37,033
HOW MANY MORE HARD DAY'S
NIGHTS CAN WE TAKE?
262
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,368
YEAH. YEAH.
263
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,739
SHUT UP AND SUFFER
FOR YOUR ART.
264
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,209
AT MIDNIGHT, YOU'LL
BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS.
265
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,710
AT 2 A.M....
266
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,412
AHEM.
267
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,382
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.
268
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,718
WELL, YEAH, MA.
269
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,420
YOU'RE FIRED!
270
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,855
FIRED?
271
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,692
SORRY, MA, BUT YOU
PUSHED US TOO FAR.
272
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,228
NOW WE'RE DOING
THE PUSHING.
273
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:09,065
BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.
274
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,234
I'LL GIVE THEM
THE BUSINESS.
275
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:14,959
IT'S NOT NICE TO FOOL
WITH MOTHER BEAGLE.
276
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,710
WELCOME, LADIES,
TO ANOTHER MEETING
277
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,946
OF MOTHERS
OF CRIMINALS.
278
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,549
HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY, DIRTY HARRIET?
279
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,584
I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE
280
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,220
MY BOY,
RICKY HALF NELSON,
281
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:35,558
WAS SENTENCED TO 3-20
YEARS FOR ARMED ROBBERY.
282
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,727
OH, HOW SWEET.
283
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:42,398
WHAT'S THE LATEST
ON YOUR BROOD, MA BEAGLE?
284
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:46,969
TWO ARE STILL ON THE
FBI's MOST WANTED LIST.
285
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,239
TWO MORE JUST
BROKE THE TOP 20.
286
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,809
BUT I'M
ASHAMED TO ADMIT,
287
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:57,246
FOUR ARE IN AMERICA'S
TOP 40 HIT PARADE.
288
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,315
THEY'VE GONE LEGIT.
289
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,118
OH! OH!
290
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,020
SOME MOTHER YOU ARE.
291
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,589
YOU LET THEM
MAKE MONEY HONESTLY?
292
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,125
HOW SHAMELESS.
293
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,495
SORRY, LADIES. THAT'S
WHERE I WENT WRONG.
294
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:17,600
BUT I'LL GET THEM BACK
ON THE WRONG TRACK
295
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,858
BY HOOK
OR BY CROOK!
296
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,822
HMPH. THOSE BRATS
WON'T BE
297
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,491
ON EASY STREET
MUCH LONGER.
298
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,862
I'LL PUT THEM
ON THE ROAD TO RUIN.
299
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,785
[ENGINE
REVVING]
300
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,168
NINA QUACKWELL
FROM ROLLING DUCK,
301
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,804
HERE TO SEE
YOU THUGS.
302
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,306
WHAT LUCK.
303
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,674
NINA QUACKWELL.
304
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,345
I'VE BEEN A FAN
OF YOURS FOR YEARS.
305
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,880
REALLY?
306
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,315
YEAH.
307
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:10,108
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.
308
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,896
HOW'S IT
ROCKING, BOYS?
309
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,531
HAVEN'T I SEEN
YOU BEFORE?
310
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,534
YOU LOOK
KIND OF FAMILIAR.
311
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,838
YOU REMIND ME
OF SOMEONE I KNOW
312
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:32,174
WHO'S FAT
AND UGLY AND MEAN.
313
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:36,679
HOW SWEET. FLATTERY
WILL GET YOU 10-20.
314
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,348
LET'S GET
DOWN TO BUSINESS.
315
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,918
OOH! MY NAME
IS BURGER.
316
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,053
MY SIGN IS AIRYHEAD,
317
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:48,024
AND MY FAVORITE JUNK
FOOD COLOR IS PUCE.
318
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,059
SLOW DOWN,
SLUM BREATH.
319
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,028
I'M NOT
INTERVIEWING YOU.
320
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,597
FIRST COMES
THE PHOTO SESSION.
321
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,867
MEET ME ON 4th
AT MIDNIGHT.
322
00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,869
THEN
YOU CAN SQUEAL...
323
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,204
GAB... ALL YOU WANT.
324
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:06,075
HEY, GEE, THIS
IS A FUNNY PLACE
325
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,877
FOR AN INTERVIEW.
326
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,413
YEAH,
A BUSTED-IN BACK,
327
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,715
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
328
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,583
I DON'T GET IT.
329
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,842
THE ONLY CAMERAS ARE
SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS.
330
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,790
[CLICK]
331
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,725
HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
332
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,727
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
333
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:28,230
WE'RE DOING AN INTERVIEW
WITH NINA QUACKWELL.
334
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:31,489
YOU'LL BE TALKING
UNDER HOT LIGHTS.
335
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,242
ONCE THE KIDS HEAR
336
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,079
THEIR HEROES
ARE IN THE SLAMMER,
337
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,737
THE BEAGLES
WILL BE RUINED.
338
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,784
FREE THE BEAGLES!
339
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,420
FREE THE BEAGLES!
340
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,923
FREE THE BEAGLES!
341
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,992
THEY WERE
FRAMED, MAN!
342
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,928
THEY ONLY
STOLE OUR HEARTS!
343
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,263
WHO ASKED YOU?
344
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:04,633
THOSE DINGBATS LOVE
MY BOYS EVEN MORE!
345
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,557
FREE THE BEAGLES!
346
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,774
THANKS FOR
BAILING US OUT.
347
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,309
IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING.
348
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,612
WE PROMISE
TO REPAY YOUR 5,000.
349
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,980
YOU WILL?
350
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,649
THAT'S SO DECENT
OF YOU.
351
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,319
SUBTRACT IT
FROM THIS NEW LIST
352
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,788
OF THINGS WE DEMAND.
353
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:30,581
YEAH, LIKE 5 TONS OF
CAVIAR BUBBLE GUM ICE CREAM.
354
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:37,166
MY BANK ACCOUNT CAN'T
TAKE MUCH MORE PUNISHMENT.
355
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,535
MA BEAGLE!
356
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,304
YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS.
357
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,673
YOUR BROOD'S
COSTING ME A FORTUNE.
358
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:48,711
I'D DO ANYTHING
TO BE RID OF THEM.
359
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,313
MAYBE WE CAN
HELP EACH OTHER.
360
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,716
MAKE A DEAL
WITH YOU?
361
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,318
THEIR POPULARITY
CAN'T LAST FOREVER.
362
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,889
AND IT'S ABOUT
TIME THEY TOPPLED.
363
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:04,693
BOOK THEM ON THE SCREAMIN'
SKY McFLY SHOW.
364
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,329
FIRST, NINA QUACKWELL WILL HAVE
365
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,999
A LITTLE TALK
WITH McFLY.
366
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,791
THEN WE'LL ROCK 'N' ROLL
THEM INTO OBLIVION!
367
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,573
SHOWTIME'S
IN ONE MINUTE, GUYS.
368
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,041
BETTER GET KICKING
369
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:23,012
WITH THAT NEW SONG
NINA QUACKWELL MENTIONED.
370
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:26,182
WE DON'T
HAVE A NEW SONG.
371
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,919
LIKE ME TO BOOK
MELVIS PIGSLY INSTEAD?
372
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,021
THAT PIG IS BIG.
373
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,023
SING A NEW DITTY,
374
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:37,893
OR THAT LITTLE PIGGY'S
GOT THE MARKET.
375
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,696
I KNOW WHY
THEY CALL HIM
376
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,765
SCREAMIN' SKY McFLY.
377
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,034
WHAT A RUDE DUDE.
378
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:49,438
THE SHOW'S GOING TO START
IN 30 SECONDS.
379
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,207
WE NEED A NEW SONG.
380
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:55,044
NO SWEAT.
I GOT ONE.
381
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,446
"I LIKE BURGERS
AND HOT DOGS"
382
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,215
"WITH MUSTARD"
383
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,218
"AND A CRINKLY
FRY ON TOP"
384
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,053
"WITH CUSTARD"
385
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:05,153
"OOH"
386
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,255
"OOH, THE PIZZA PIE
WITH JELLY"
387
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,557
"THAT AIN'T TOO SMELLY
AND THAT...
388
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,559
STOP IT, BURGER.
389
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,095
MA WROTE
OUR HIT SONG.
390
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,597
WE GAVE HER
THE BOOT.
391
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:19,135
IT'S MORE THAN WE GAVE
HER ON MOTHER'S DAY.
392
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,070
WHY ISN'T SHE HERE?
393
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,405
SURPRISE, BOYS!
394
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,441
YOU DON'T NEED ME,
395
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:29,645
BUT I'VE WHIPPED UP
THIS LITTLE TUNE.
396
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,947
GEE, THANKS, MA.
397
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,150
NOT SO FAST.
398
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,485
WHAT'S IN IT
FOR ME?
399
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,920
HEY, HEY!
400
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:41,157
CELEBRATE, SALIVATE,
AND GATHER ROUND
401
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,092
FOR DUCKBURG'S
HOTTEST SOUND,
402
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,661
THE BEAGLES!
403
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,097
WE'LL DO
ANYTHING YOU SAY.
404
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:48,964
ANYTHING.
405
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,168
THAT MEANS STEALING
BREAKFAST FOR ME,
406
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,936
POLISHING MY
BLACKJACK COLLECTION
407
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,305
TWICE A WEEK,
408
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,440
AND VISITING YOUR MA
409
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:01,277
WHENEVER YOU'RE OUT
ON PAROLE.
410
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,345
IT'S A DEAL.
411
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:07,516
THANKS. WE WON'T FORGET
THIS ON MOTHER'S DAY.
412
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,607
YOU WON'T
EVER FORGET THIS.
413
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:13,989
"OW"
414
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:14,857
"OW"
415
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,824
"YOU GUYS ARE JERKS"
416
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,626
"YOU ALL ARE NERDS"
417
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,963
"YOU GUYS IS NOTHING BUT
A BUNCH OF STUPID BIRDS"
418
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,199
"LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WINNING
AND YOU LOSE"
419
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:27,002
"YOU'LL SING
THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
420
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,971
"WE TELL YOU LIES"
421
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,306
"WE BREAK THE LAWS"
422
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,676
"WE LOVE TO STEP
ON EVERYBODY'S PAWS"
423
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,878
"WE LAUGH AT CRAZY
JOKES ON YOUSE"
424
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,603
"YOU'LL SING
THE BOOGIE BEAGLE BLUES"
425
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,486
BOO! BOO!
426
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,822
BOO! BOO!
427
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,224
BOO! BOO!
428
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,658
WHAT THE...
429
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,162
HEY, THEY THREW
SOMETHING.
430
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:56,999
I DROPPED
A CONTACT LENS.
431
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,523
HEY!
432
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,931
LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE!
433
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,878
YOU'RE RUDE, DUDES.
434
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:14,750
UH, I THINK WE OFFENDED
OUR FANS, BIGTIME.
435
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,720
MA SLIPPED US
A BUM SONG.
436
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:22,113
A PERFECT SONG FOR
A BUNCH OF BUMS.
437
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,263
YOU'LL DO THINGS
MY WAY, RIGHT?
438
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,698
YES, MOMMY.
439
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,767
IT FEELS SO GOOD
440
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,493
TO HAVE MY BOYS
BACK TO BEING BAD.
441
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,798
WAIT A MINUTE!
442
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,547
"BEAGLES BOMB."
443
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,083
THAT'S MUSIC
TO MY EARS.
444
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:52,421
YOU MUST FEEL TERRIBLE
LOSING ALL THAT MONEY.
445
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:56,392
AT LEAST THE BEAGLE
BOYS ARE HAS-BEENS.
446
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,628
I'VE SIGNED UP
A BIG MONEYMAKER...
447
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,263
MELVIS.
448
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:02,731
HAR HAR HAR!
449
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,500
"BLUE, BLUE, BLUE"
450
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,235
[BURP]
451
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:09,327
"BLUE, BLUE,
BLUE SUEDE WHO'S"
452
00:22:10,305 --> 00:22:16,476
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