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"LIFE IS LIKE
A HURRICANE"
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"HERE IN DUCKBURG"
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"RACE CARS, LASERS,
AEROPLANES"
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"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"
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"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"
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"OR REWRITE HISTORY"
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"DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE
MAKING DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
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"BAD AND GOOD
LUCK TALES"
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"D-D-D-DANGER"
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"WATCH BEHIND YOU"
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"THERE'S A STRANGER
OUT TO FIND YOU"
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"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB
ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE
MAKING DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
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"BAD AND GOOD
LUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"NOT PONYTAILS"
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"OR COTTONTAILS"
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"NO, DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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BURGER, SHUT THE
REFRIGERATOR.
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BIG TIME, STOP LEAVING GUNPOWDER
WHERE I CAN STEP IN IT.
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MOM'S ON THE RAMPAGE.
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YEAH, A-A-AND
SHE'S MAD, TOO.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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LICKING UP
THE EXTRA BATTER.
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THE CAKE'S
NOT POURED YET.
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HOW WILL I SPRING
BOUNCER FROM THE SLAMMER
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WITHOUT ENOUGH BATTER
TO COVER THE FILE?
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YOU'VE SURE BEEN
ON EDGE LATELY.
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT,
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LIVING IN THIS RAT SHACK
ALL THESE YEARS?
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I READ ABOUT
THE WONDERFUL LIVES
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OF OTHER MOTHERS
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IN BETTER HOMES
AND JAIL CELLS.
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WHY NOT ME?
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IF MY BOYS
WERE BRIGHTER,
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THEIR MOTHER'S LIFE
WOULDN'T BE SO DIM.
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WE'LL DO BETTER.
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WE PROMISE.
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START BY GETTING
THE FROSTING MIX.
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IT'S IN THE PANTRY
NEXT TO THE NITRO.
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SORRY.
- SORRY. - SORRY.
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STOP AT THE BAKERY,
DUCKWORTH.
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YES, MASTER HUEY.
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I BRAKE FOR CAKE.
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COME ON, UNCLE SCROOGE.
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YOU GOT TO BUY
MRS. BEAKLEY A CAKE.
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IF IT'S HER BIRTHDAY,
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LET HER BUY IT.
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UNCLE SCROOGE, HOW
CAN YOU BE SO CHEAP?
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LOTS OF PRACTICE.
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HE'D LIKE TO BUY A
CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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A VERY LOW-COST CAKE,
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SOMETHING
A DAY OR TWO OLD.
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I HAVE THIS THREE-TIERED
HEAVENLY CHOCOLATE
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WITH CHERRY
JUBILEE FROSTING,
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ALL FOR A MERE $15.
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YA-HO!
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CHOCOLATE AND CHERRY,
HER FAVORITE.
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YIPPEE!
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HOW ABOUT SOMETHING
A LITTLE OLDER...
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I MEAN CHEAPER.
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WELL, HERE'S LAST WEEK'S
GENERIC SPECIAL,
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MARKED DOWN
TO TWO BUCKS.
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HOW MUCH
WITHOUT FROSTING?
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UNCLE SCROOGE,
YOU CAN'T.
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THAT CAKE'S
IN AWFUL SHAPE.
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SO'S MRS. BEAKLEY.
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I'LL TAKE IT.
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[CAR BACKFIRES]
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KEEP THE MOTOR RUNNING
WHILE I ROB THIS JOINT.
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PIECE OF CAKE. LITERALLY.
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HERE YOU GO.
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I HOPE YOUR WIFE
ENJOYS IT.
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I'M NOT MARRIED.
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REALLY? WHY NOT?
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MY WIFE WOULD OWN
HALF MY FORTUNE.
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IF SHE DIVORCED ME,
SHE'D TAKE HALF OF IT.
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MY FORTUNE'S MINE ALONE.
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WANT TO BET?
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THERE'S BEEN
A CHANGE OF PLANS.
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YOUR MOTHER'S
ABOUT TO ENTER
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THE STATE
OF MATRIMONY.
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HMM. IS THAT
THE STATE NEAR MINNISOTY?
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THIS BIRTHDAY BUSINESS
IS GETTING COSTLY.
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BUT MRS. BEAKLEY
LOVES FLOWERS.
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OK, BIG TIME.
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READY WITH THAT
CAMERA YOU STOLE?
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READY, MA.
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MAY I HELP YOU?
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HE'D LIKE
SOME FLOWERS.
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DO YOU HAVE WILTED
FLOWERS DISCOUNTED?
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UNCLE,
CUT IT OUT!
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HERE, UNCLE SCROOGE.
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THESE FLOWERS
LOOK REAL NICE.
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HOW MUCH
FOR THESE?
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$20, SIR.
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FOR THESE RAGWEEDS?
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WHAT ABOUT THESE?
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$15.
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BE SERIOUS. ARE THESE
MARIGOLDS MADE OF REAL GOLD?
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HOW MUCH ARE SEEDS?
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75 CENTS.
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FINE.
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MRS. BEAKLEY
WOULD RATHER GROW
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HER OWN FLOWERS
ANYWAY.
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WAIT. HERE'S
A CARD SHOP.
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SHE DOESN'T NEED
A BIRTHDAY CARD.
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YES, SHE DOES! STOP!
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COME ON,
UNCLE SCROOGE.
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THIS IS THE LAST
STOP, WE PROMISE.
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THIS ONE'LL DO.
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IT'S MARKED DOWN.
15 CENTS.
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"HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO MY
WEIGHT-LIFTING BROTHER-IN-LAW?"
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[CUCKOO]
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WE'LL CROSS THAT OUT.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE LIGHTS?
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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SPENDING ALL THIS MONEY
IS GETTING TO ME.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
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THE SURPRISE
ON HER FACE.
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OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR,
OH, DEAR!
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SEE? WE TOLD YOU
NOT TO BE SO CHEAP.
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IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU BOUGHT.
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I'LL EXPLAIN
THE CARD.
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IT'S NOT THAT EITHER.
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IT'S... IT'S HER!
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HELLO, HUBBY.
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GOT A KISS
FOR YOUR BRIDE?
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MY WHAT?
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THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN.
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WHAT? GET OUT BEFORE
I CALL THE POLICE.
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IF YOU
THROW ME OUT,
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I'M DIVORCING YOU AND TAKING
HALF OF EVERYTHING YOU OWN.
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
WE'RE NOT MARRIED.
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NEVER HAVE BEEN.
NEVER WILL BE.
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OH, YEAH? THAT'S FOR
THE JUDGE TO DECIDE.
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SEE YOU IN COURT.
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OOH! WHAT'S
SHE UP TO NOW?
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OH!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
MRS. BEAKLEY.
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ALL RISE. THE HONORABLE JUSTICE B.
FAIR PRESIDING.
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WE CAN GET THIS
OVER WITH QUICKLY.
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THIS WOMAN
IS NOT MY WIFE.
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IT'S THAT BAD
ATTITUDE OF YOURS
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THAT'S MADE THIS SUCH
A ROTTEN MARRIAGE.
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WHAT MARRIAGE?
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YOU HAVE PROOF,
MRS. McDUCK?
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DON'T SAY THAT.
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CERTAINLY. HERE WE ARE
ON OUR WEDDING DAY.
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AND THE TWO OF US
SO IN LOVE
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HONEYMOONING
AT NIAGARA FALLS.
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IMPOSSIBLE. I WOULD HAVE
PUSHED YOU OVER THE FALLS.
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A FAMILY PORTRAIT.
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FROM A POST OFFICE WALL!
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AND HERE'S OUR
MARRIAGE LICENSE.
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AS PHONY
AS HER SMILE.
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IS HE A LOUSE
FOR A SPOUSE?
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I'VE TRIED TO BE A GOOD
HOUSEWIFE, BUT IT'S HOPELESS.
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I WANT A DIVORCE.
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I'M ASKING
HALF OUR FORTUNE.
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NEVER! I'D STAY MARRIED
BEFORE GIVING THAT UP!
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU NEVER WERE MARRIED.
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HE'S TRYING TO
PUT ONE OVER ON YOU.
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NO! YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND!
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I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
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CONSIDERING THE EVIDENCE,
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I HEREBY DECLARE YOU
DUCK AND WIFE.
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COURT ADJOURNED.
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RIGHT. MARRIED.
AS MY LAWYER,
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I EXPECT YOU
TO DO SOMETHING.
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NO, WE DON'T WANT
WEDDING GIFTS.
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MR. McDUCK,
COME QUICK!
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WE'VE BEEN INVADED!
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A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
NO, HIGHER.
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THERE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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HANGING UP
YOUR PRESENT.
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WHAT PRESENT?
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FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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DON'T WORRY. IT ONLY
SET YOU BACK $300,000.
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OUT! OUT! OUT!
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OK, I'M LEAVING
ANYWAY...
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WITH THE CREDIT CARDS
I TOOK OUT
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FOR MRS. SCROOGE McDUCK.
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I'LL SHOP TILL YOU DROP.
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HA HA HA HA!
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UNCLE SCROOGE!
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UNCLE SCROOGE!
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THE BEAGLE BOYS ARE
BUSTING OUR BUNKS!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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HEY, THAT'S MY BUNK!
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CAN I HAVE
THE TOP BUNK, DADDY?
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NO. AND DON'T
CALL ME DADDY.
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OK, POP. HOW ABOUT THE
KEYS TO THE LIMO?
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ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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I GOT A DATE.
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I'D RATHER NOT
HOT-WIRE IT.
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[CRASH]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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OH. JUST A WINDOW.
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00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,040
WE'S PLAYING BASEBALL.
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IN THE HOUSE?
WITH A MING VASE?
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THAT'S $10,000.
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UH-OH. IT'S
10,000 PIECES NOW.
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OOH! OOH! OOH!
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AH, ME.
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MAYBE WHEN I WAKE UP
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THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE OVER.
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GOOD NIGHT,
SCROOGIE.
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GOOD NIGHT, DEAR.
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AAH!
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YOU'RE IN MY BED!
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WHERE SHOULD I BE,
THE GARAGE?
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AYE. AT SOMEONE
ELSE'S HOUSE.
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SORRY, SCROOGIE, BUT
YOUR POOPSIE IS POOPED.
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Play one of the best new FPS shooters,
search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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YES, SIR?
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DUCKWORTH, COULD THE
WORLD'S RICHEST DUCK
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SLEEP IN THE SERVANT'S
QUARTERS WITH YOU?
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OPEN UP! IT'S MY TURN
TO TAKE A BATH!
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BUT, DADA, WE'S
PLAYING BATTLESHIP.
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[HUMMING POPEYE THEME]
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"BUM BUM BUM"
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"RAT-A-TAT-TAT"
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POW, POW, POW.
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WHOA!
- AAH!
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OH, HO, HO, HO.
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OH!
- OH!
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AAH!
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00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:05,468
LOOK WHAT THE TIDE
ROLLED IN.
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YOU'D BETTER STOP
GOING SHOPPING.
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00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,874
NO, I'M JUST TAKING
OUR BOY TO LUNCH
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AT A FRENCH
RESTAURANT...
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IN PARIS.
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PARIS!
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I'D SKIP DESSERT IF YOU'D
SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS.
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FORGET IT.
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TODAY MY LAWYER
WILL DECIDE
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HOW TO PULVERIZE
THIS ROCKY MARRIAGE.
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THE COURT SAYS
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MA BEAGLE
PORTRAYED HERSELF
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AS A HARDWORKING
HOUSEWIFE.
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THE ONLY THING SHE'S EVER
DUSTED WERE HER FINGERPRINTS.
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PROVE THAT SHE LIED,
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AND I'LL PERSUADE THE JUDGE
TO RECONSIDER THE CASE.
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I SEE.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME I ASKED MY
HOUSEWIFE TO DO SOME HOUSEWORK.
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
258
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THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE
AREN'T EASY.
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[ROOSTER CROWS]
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FIVE MORE MINUTES,
WARDEN!
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UH... WH-WHAT?
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TIME TO MAKE
THE BOYS' BREAKFAST,
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PACK THEIR LUNCHES,
AND CLEAN THE MANSION.
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00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,096
HUH? WELL, HAVE
CHUBBY CHINS DO IT.
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MRS. BEAKLEY? OH, CAN'T.
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IT'S HER DAY OFF.
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ARE YOU
OFF YOUR ROCKER?
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IT'S 4:00 A.M.!
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YOU SLEPT IN.
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I'LL EXPECT YOU UP
EARLIER FROM NOW ON.
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BOMBS AWAY!
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[SPLASH]
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OH!
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MORNING, MOMMY.
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LOOK. YOU'RE ALL WET.
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AW, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL DRY YOU OFF.
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[COUGH COUGH COUGH]
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TURN THAT VACUUM
OFF, YOU BRATS!
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VERY IMPRESSIVE, LADS.
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MRS. McDUCK.
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THE MISTER WOULD
LIKE YOU TO DO
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A LITTLE IRONING
THIS MORNING.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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WHERE IS IT?
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THERE.
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00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,228
WHOA!
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00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:48,865
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SPRAY
STARCH IN THE STATE.
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FINISH BY DINNERTIME.
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00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,670
DID I MENTION I'M BRINGING
HOME DINNER GUESTS?
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00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,839
YOU ARE? HOW MANY?
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00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,363
60.
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OOH.
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00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,581
SCROOGE THINKS
HE'S CLEVER,
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00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:10,074
BUT I CAN STEAMROLL
THAT OLD COOT ANYTIME.
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00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:33,709
"I GOT THE DUSTY WINDOW
WAXY-BUILD-UP BLUES"
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HI, MA.
HOW ABOUT A SNACK?
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00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:39,916
AND SPOIL YOUR
APPETITE FOR DINNER?
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00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,250
MA!
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00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,443
QUIET, GOON. CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M CLEANING THE CHANDELIER?
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00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,931
BOY. MA'S REALLY GETTING
INTO THIS HOUSEWIFE STUFF.
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00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:58,222
YEAH, SHE'S A REGULAR
BETTY CROOKER.
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00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,039
I WONDER HOW
THE BATTLE-AX DID.
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BET EVERYTHING
IS IN WORSE SHAPE THAN...
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OH!
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00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,812
DON'T TELL ME
SHE ACTUALLY CLEANED.
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00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,647
IN HER FASHION.
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00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,115
AND THE IRONING?
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00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:17,987
DONE, THOUGH YOU MAY BE
STEAMED WHEN YOU SEE IT.
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00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,789
WHAT ABOUT DINNER?
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00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,892
LOVEBUCKS,
YOU'RE HOME.
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00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,827
WHERE ARE THE GUESTS?
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00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,896
I COOKED ENOUGH SLOP
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00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,466
TO STUFF
- THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT.
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00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,502
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU DID THIS.
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00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:37,306
IT WAS TOUGH,
BUT I CAUGHT ON.
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00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:42,111
I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE
WOMEN IN GOOD SPOUSEKEEPING.
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HOUSEWORK
HAS FULFILLED ME
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LIKE NO BANK HEIST
EVER COULD.
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00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:50,586
GOOD EVENING,
UNCLE SCROOGE.
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GOOD EVENING, DADA.
GOOD EVENING, DADA.
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00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,992
OH, JUST LOOK AT US.
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WE'RE ONE BIG HAPPY
BEAGLE BUNCH.
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00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,143
DON'T I GET
A KISS GOODBYE?
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00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,346
I'D RATHER KISS
SHAMU THE WHALE.
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00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,048
HURRY HOME.
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00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:23,019
TONIGHT'S THE FATHER CROWS
BEST FAMILY REUNION.
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IT'LL BE QUALITY
TIME TOGETHER.
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00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:34,063
GOSH. I AIN'T NEVER SEEN DADDY
SCROOGIE SO M-M-MISERABLE.
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00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,565
FORGET ABOUT SCROOGIE.
I'M MISERABLE!
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00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,702
MA'S GONE OVERBOARD
WITH THIS MOTHERHOOD STUFF.
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00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,905
YEAH. SHE'S EVEN
MAKING ME WATCH
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00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,340
IN-BETWEEN MEAL TREATS.
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00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,741
I HATE IT!
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00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,166
I JUST HATE IT!
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00:17:56,342 --> 00:18:00,589
BURGER, WHY DON'T YOU RECITE
POETRY TO OUR HAPPY FAMILY?
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00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,358
AHEM.
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00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,293
ROSES IS RED,
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00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,162
VIOLETS IS BLUE,
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00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,530
MISERY LOVES COMPANY,
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00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,599
THAT'S WHY WE'RE
HERE WITH YOU.
341
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,568
OH, WASN'T THAT
BEAUTIFUL?
342
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,871
WE SHOULD HAVE
A FAMILY PICTURE
343
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,628
TO REMEMBER THIS
TREASURED MOMENT.
344
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,377
I'LL GET THE CAMERA.
345
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,879
BE BACK IN A FLASH.
346
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,403
GET IT? FLASH?
347
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,750
WAIT.
348
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,086
STOP. WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
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00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,721
ONE MORE PRECIOUS
FAMILY MOMENT
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00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,124
AND I MAY UPCHUCK.
I QUIT.
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00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,959
ME, TOO.
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00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,761
US, THREE.
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00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,131
WAIT. YOU BOYS CANNOT QUIT.
YOU'RE FAMILY.
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00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,599
WANT TO BET?
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00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:47,425
WHEN MRS. BEAKLEY GOES,
WE GO. RIGHT?
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00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,224
RIGHT.
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00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,143
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO, DADDY SCROOGIE?
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00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,112
YEAH. NOTHING
PERSONAL,
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00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,647
BUT WE HATES
LIVING HERE.
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00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,649
THE FEELING'S MUTUAL,
361
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:04,553
BUT YOUR MOTHER'S HERE
TILL DEATH DO US PART...
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00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,657
WHICH GIVES ME
A PERFECTLY DEMENTED IDEA.
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00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,649
OH, THOSE ARE
OUR FAVORITE KIND.
364
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,766
WHOSE TURN IS IT
TO DO DISHES?
365
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,735
EH... BURGER'S.
366
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,004
I BROKE THEM
LAST NIGHT.
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00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,439
YOU DO IT.
368
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,275
DADDY SAID
I DON'T HAVE TO!
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00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,310
BOYS, BOYS!
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00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,147
WHERE'D YOUR FATHER
RUN TO?
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00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,937
TO SWIM
IN HIS MONEY.
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00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:41,078
YOU'RE RIGHT. AIN'T HE CUTE
IN THAT LITTLE OUTFIT?
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00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,595
OOH, SHOULDN'T HE HAVE
WAITED AN HOUR
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00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,198
AFTER EATING
YOUR DUMPLINGS?
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00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,133
HELP! HELP!
376
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,969
UH, UH, UH,
HE'S IN TROUBLE.
377
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,028
[GURGLING]
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00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,565
TREAD MONEY,
HONEYBUCKS!
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00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,780
SOMEBODY CALL
A PARAMEDIC!
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00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,772
CALL A SINGLE MEDIC,
IF YOU HAVE TO.
381
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,323
THEY'VE COMBED THE
ENTIRE SURFACE, MA'AM.
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00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,824
IT LOOKS HOPELESS.
383
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:21,163
OH, NO. DON'T TELL ME.
YOU MEAN...
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00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,967
HE'S GONE TO THAT BIG BEN
IN THE SKY.
385
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,070
NO! YOU MEAN...
386
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,506
ALL THIS LOOT
IS MINE?
387
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:34,810
OH, HOW CAN YOU THINK
OF MONEY RIGHT NOW?
388
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,413
I'M NOT JUST
THINKING MONEY.
389
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,848
I'M THINKING
OF THE MANSION.
390
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,084
THE LIMO!
391
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,320
THE GOLD MINES!
392
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,489
WE MAY HAVE LOST
OUR NEW FATHER,
393
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,025
BUT OUR OLD
MOTHER'S BACK.
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00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:53,862
YOU'LL HAVE TO COME DOWN TO
HEADQUARTERS, MRS. McDUCK.
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00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,364
WHY?
396
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,900
QUESTIONING. THIS
SMELLS OF FOUL PLAY.
397
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,835
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:03,205
IT'S THE OLDEST CRIME
IN THE BOOK...
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00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:06,842
WIFE BUMPS OFF HUSBAND
TO COLLECT FORTUNE.
400
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,244
HOW COULD YOU?
401
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,612
LET'S GO.
402
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,879
WAIT!
403
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,781
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME.
404
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,850
I'M NOT HIS WIFE.
405
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,620
I NEVER MARRIED
THE OLD COOT.
406
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,422
THE WORDS I'VE
WAITED TO HEAR.
407
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,690
OH!
- OH! - OH!
408
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,592
HE'S ALIVE!
409
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,284
DID YOU GET IT?
410
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,798
EVERY LAST SYLLABLE.
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00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,322
OH!
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00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,370
HOW DARE YOU BE ALIVE?
413
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:38,307
HOW DARE YOU PRETEND
TO BE MY WIFE?
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00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,331
TAKE HER AWAY,
OFFICER.
415
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:47,916
BUT, SCROOGIE, WHAT ABOUT ALL
THE TENDER MOMENTS WE SHARED?
416
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,918
DIDN'T THEY MEAN
ANYTHING?
417
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:53,088
AYE. I MUST ADMIT
THEY DID.
418
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,157
THEY MADE ME REALIZE
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00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,926
I'M A CONFIRMED
BACHELOR TO THE END!
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00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,229
DON'T WORRY, MA.
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00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:02,231
WE'LL GET YOU OUT.
422
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,322
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CAKE?
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00:22:05,305 --> 00:22:11,231
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