1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:09,186 "LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE" 2 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,688 "HERE IN DUCKBURG" 3 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,925 "RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES" 4 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:17,327 "IT'S A DUCK BLUR" 5 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,263 "MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY" 6 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:23,166 "OR REWRITE HISTORY" 7 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:23,967 "DUCK TALES" 8 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:26,003 "OOH OOH OOH" 9 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:29,473 "EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES" 10 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,208 "OOH OOH OOH" 11 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,709 "TALES OF DERRING-DO" 12 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,867 "BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES" 13 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,181 "D-D-D-DANGER" 14 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,483 "WATCH BEHIND YOU" 15 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:42,119 "THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU" 16 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:45,322 "WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES" 17 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,290 "OOH OOH OOH" 18 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:51,328 "EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES" 19 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,196 "OOH OOH OOH" 20 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,165 "TALES OF DERRING-DO" 21 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,466 "BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES" 22 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,634 "OOH OOH OOH" 23 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,403 "NOT PONYTAILS" 24 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:00,637 "OR COTTONTAILS" 25 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:01,872 "NO, DUCK TALES" 26 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,396 "OOH OOH OOH" 27 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,413 BURGER, SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR. 28 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:13,984 BIG TIME, STOP LEAVING GUNPOWDER WHERE I CAN STEP IN IT. 29 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:16,219 MOM'S ON THE RAMPAGE. 30 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,977 YEAH, A-A-AND SHE'S MAD, TOO. 31 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,759 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 32 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,162 LICKING UP THE EXTRA BATTER. 33 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,030 THE CAKE'S NOT POURED YET. 34 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:31,535 HOW WILL I SPRING BOUNCER FROM THE SLAMMER 35 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:35,338 WITHOUT ENOUGH BATTER TO COVER THE FILE? 36 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:37,874 YOU'VE SURE BEEN ON EDGE LATELY. 37 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,377 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, 38 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:44,247 LIVING IN THIS RAT SHACK ALL THESE YEARS? 39 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,917 I READ ABOUT THE WONDERFUL LIVES 40 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,518 OF OTHER MOTHERS 41 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,588 IN BETTER HOMES AND JAIL CELLS. 42 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,090 WHY NOT ME? 43 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:55,759 IF MY BOYS WERE BRIGHTER, 44 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:59,563 THEIR MOTHER'S LIFE WOULDN'T BE SO DIM. 45 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:00,730 WE'LL DO BETTER. 46 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,032 WE PROMISE. 47 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:05,135 START BY GETTING THE FROSTING MIX. 48 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:09,061 IT'S IN THE PANTRY NEXT TO THE NITRO. 49 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,900 SORRY. - SORRY. - SORRY. 50 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:23,053 STOP AT THE BAKERY, DUCKWORTH. 51 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:25,422 YES, MASTER HUEY. 52 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:27,679 I BRAKE FOR CAKE. 53 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,394 COME ON, UNCLE SCROOGE. 54 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:35,232 YOU GOT TO BUY MRS. BEAKLEY A CAKE. 55 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,234 IF IT'S HER BIRTHDAY, 56 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:39,269 LET HER BUY IT. 57 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:43,073 UNCLE SCROOGE, HOW CAN YOU BE SO CHEAP? 58 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:44,508 LOTS OF PRACTICE. 59 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:48,678 HE'D LIKE TO BUY A CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE. 60 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,514 A VERY LOW-COST CAKE, 61 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:53,817 SOMETHING A DAY OR TWO OLD. 62 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:57,354 I HAVE THIS THREE-TIERED HEAVENLY CHOCOLATE 63 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,322 WITH CHERRY JUBILEE FROSTING, 64 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,258 ALL FOR A MERE $15. 65 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,326 YA-HO! 66 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,629 CHOCOLATE AND CHERRY, HER FAVORITE. 67 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,097 YIPPEE! 68 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:10,100 HOW ABOUT SOMETHING A LITTLE OLDER... 69 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:11,368 I MEAN CHEAPER. 70 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:14,271 WELL, HERE'S LAST WEEK'S GENERIC SPECIAL, 71 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,806 MARKED DOWN TO TWO BUCKS. 72 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,441 HOW MUCH WITHOUT FROSTING? 73 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,477 UNCLE SCROOGE, YOU CAN'T. 74 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,113 THAT CAKE'S IN AWFUL SHAPE. 75 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:24,814 SO'S MRS. BEAKLEY. 76 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,783 I'LL TAKE IT. 77 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,952 [CAR BACKFIRES] 78 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:33,790 KEEP THE MOTOR RUNNING WHILE I ROB THIS JOINT. 79 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,525 PIECE OF CAKE. LITERALLY. 80 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,960 HERE YOU GO. 81 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,729 I HOPE YOUR WIFE ENJOYS IT. 82 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,831 I'M NOT MARRIED. 83 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:44,401 REALLY? WHY NOT? 84 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:47,671 MY WIFE WOULD OWN HALF MY FORTUNE. 85 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:51,975 IF SHE DIVORCED ME, SHE'D TAKE HALF OF IT. 86 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,977 MY FORTUNE'S MINE ALONE. 87 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,478 WANT TO BET? 88 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:58,682 THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS. 89 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:01,318 YOUR MOTHER'S ABOUT TO ENTER 90 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,220 THE STATE OF MATRIMONY. 91 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:07,646 HMM. IS THAT THE STATE NEAR MINNISOTY? 92 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:12,162 THIS BIRTHDAY BUSINESS IS GETTING COSTLY. 93 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:15,187 BUT MRS. BEAKLEY LOVES FLOWERS. 94 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,035 OK, BIG TIME. 95 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,938 READY WITH THAT CAMERA YOU STOLE? 96 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,462 READY, MA. 97 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,610 MAY I HELP YOU? 98 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,845 HE'D LIKE SOME FLOWERS. 99 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,681 DO YOU HAVE WILTED FLOWERS DISCOUNTED? 100 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,683 UNCLE, CUT IT OUT! 101 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,619 HERE, UNCLE SCROOGE. 102 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:38,188 THESE FLOWERS LOOK REAL NICE. 103 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:40,290 HOW MUCH FOR THESE? 104 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,725 $20, SIR. 105 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,982 FOR THESE RAGWEEDS? 106 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,621 WHAT ABOUT THESE? 107 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,571 $15. 108 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:59,042 BE SERIOUS. ARE THESE MARIGOLDS MADE OF REAL GOLD? 109 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,910 HOW MUCH ARE SEEDS? 110 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,212 75 CENTS. 111 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:03,480 FINE. 112 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,615 MRS. BEAKLEY WOULD RATHER GROW 113 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,239 HER OWN FLOWERS ANYWAY. 114 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,588 WAIT. HERE'S A CARD SHOP. 115 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,791 SHE DOESN'T NEED A BIRTHDAY CARD. 116 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,748 YES, SHE DOES! STOP! 117 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,597 COME ON, UNCLE SCROOGE. 118 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:23,822 THIS IS THE LAST STOP, WE PROMISE. 119 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,671 THIS ONE'LL DO. 120 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:30,273 IT'S MARKED DOWN. 15 CENTS. 121 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:34,277 "HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO MY WEIGHT-LIFTING BROTHER-IN-LAW?" 122 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,679 [CUCKOO] 123 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,981 WE'LL CROSS THAT OUT. 124 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,683 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE LIGHTS? 125 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,419 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 126 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:46,278 SPENDING ALL THIS MONEY IS GETTING TO ME. 127 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:54,264 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 128 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,666 THE SURPRISE ON HER FACE. 129 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,836 OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR! 130 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:04,507 SEE? WE TOLD YOU NOT TO BE SO CHEAP. 131 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,110 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU BOUGHT. 132 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,845 I'LL EXPLAIN THE CARD. 133 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,847 IT'S NOT THAT EITHER. 134 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:11,981 IT'S... IT'S HER! 135 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,883 HELLO, HUBBY. 136 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,986 GOT A KISS FOR YOUR BRIDE? 137 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,321 MY WHAT? 138 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:20,690 THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN. 139 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:24,728 WHAT? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE. 140 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:27,163 IF YOU THROW ME OUT, 141 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:32,335 I'M DIVORCING YOU AND TAKING HALF OF EVERYTHING YOU OWN. 142 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,704 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. WE'RE NOT MARRIED. 143 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,340 NEVER HAVE BEEN. NEVER WILL BE. 144 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:41,745 OH, YEAH? THAT'S FOR THE JUDGE TO DECIDE. 145 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,680 SEE YOU IN COURT. 146 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:47,217 OOH! WHAT'S SHE UP TO NOW? 147 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,741 OH! 148 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,411 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MRS. BEAKLEY. 149 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:59,763 ALL RISE. THE HONORABLE JUSTICE B. FAIR PRESIDING. 150 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:02,899 WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH QUICKLY. 151 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,869 THIS WOMAN IS NOT MY WIFE. 152 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:09,172 IT'S THAT BAD ATTITUDE OF YOURS 153 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:12,409 THAT'S MADE THIS SUCH A ROTTEN MARRIAGE. 154 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:13,843 WHAT MARRIAGE? 155 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,079 YOU HAVE PROOF, MRS. McDUCK? 156 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,680 DON'T SAY THAT. 157 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:22,185 CERTAINLY. HERE WE ARE ON OUR WEDDING DAY. 158 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:26,122 AND THE TWO OF US SO IN LOVE 159 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,224 HONEYMOONING AT NIAGARA FALLS. 160 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:32,429 IMPOSSIBLE. I WOULD HAVE PUSHED YOU OVER THE FALLS. 161 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:33,797 A FAMILY PORTRAIT. 162 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,733 FROM A POST OFFICE WALL! 163 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,436 AND HERE'S OUR MARRIAGE LICENSE. 164 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,871 AS PHONY AS HER SMILE. 165 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:45,775 IS HE A LOUSE FOR A SPOUSE? 166 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:50,213 I'VE TRIED TO BE A GOOD HOUSEWIFE, BUT IT'S HOPELESS. 167 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,248 I WANT A DIVORCE. 168 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:55,118 I'M ASKING HALF OUR FORTUNE. 169 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:59,322 NEVER! I'D STAY MARRIED BEFORE GIVING THAT UP! 170 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:03,059 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU NEVER WERE MARRIED. 171 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:06,729 HE'S TRYING TO PUT ONE OVER ON YOU. 172 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,898 NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 173 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,266 I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY. 174 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,634 CONSIDERING THE EVIDENCE, 175 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:15,271 I HEREBY DECLARE YOU DUCK AND WIFE. 176 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,795 COURT ADJOURNED. 177 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:21,010 RIGHT. MARRIED. AS MY LAWYER, 178 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:24,180 I EXPECT YOU TO DO SOMETHING. 179 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,950 NO, WE DON'T WANT WEDDING GIFTS. 180 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,852 MR. McDUCK, COME QUICK! 181 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,542 WE'VE BEEN INVADED! 182 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,714 A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. NO, HIGHER. 183 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,350 THERE. 184 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,170 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 185 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,105 HANGING UP YOUR PRESENT. 186 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,440 WHAT PRESENT? 187 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:51,941 FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY. 188 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:56,468 DON'T WORRY. IT ONLY SET YOU BACK $300,000. 189 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,985 OUT! OUT! OUT! 190 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,987 OK, I'M LEAVING ANYWAY... 191 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:07,023 WITH THE CREDIT CARDS I TOOK OUT 192 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,080 FOR MRS. SCROOGE McDUCK. 193 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,463 I'LL SHOP TILL YOU DROP. 194 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,420 HA HA HA HA! 195 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,339 UNCLE SCROOGE! 196 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,842 UNCLE SCROOGE! 197 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:29,601 THE BEAGLE BOYS ARE BUSTING OUR BUNKS! 198 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,684 GET OUT OF HERE! 199 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,008 HEY, THAT'S MY BUNK! 200 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:41,658 CAN I HAVE THE TOP BUNK, DADDY? 201 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,894 NO. AND DON'T CALL ME DADDY. 202 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:49,232 OK, POP. HOW ABOUT THE KEYS TO THE LIMO? 203 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,567 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 204 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,335 I GOT A DATE. 205 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,038 I'D RATHER NOT HOT-WIRE IT. 206 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,406 [CRASH] 207 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,263 WHAT WAS THAT? 208 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,050 OH. JUST A WINDOW. 209 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,040 WE'S PLAYING BASEBALL. 210 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,556 IN THE HOUSE? WITH A MING VASE? 211 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,280 THAT'S $10,000. 212 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:23,199 UH-OH. IT'S 10,000 PIECES NOW. 213 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,458 OOH! OOH! OOH! 214 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,940 AH, ME. 215 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,643 MAYBE WHEN I WAKE UP 216 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,167 THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE OVER. 217 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,219 GOOD NIGHT, SCROOGIE. 218 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,310 GOOD NIGHT, DEAR. 219 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,991 AAH! 220 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,159 YOU'RE IN MY BED! 221 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:53,429 WHERE SHOULD I BE, THE GARAGE? 222 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,932 AYE. AT SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE. 223 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:59,924 SORRY, SCROOGIE, BUT YOUR POOPSIE IS POOPED. 224 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:07,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 225 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,170 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 226 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,118 YES, SIR? 227 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,854 DUCKWORTH, COULD THE WORLD'S RICHEST DUCK 228 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:21,579 SLEEP IN THE SERVANT'S QUARTERS WITH YOU? 229 00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:27,519 OPEN UP! IT'S MY TURN TO TAKE A BATH! 230 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:33,670 BUT, DADA, WE'S PLAYING BATTLESHIP. 231 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,205 [HUMMING POPEYE THEME] 232 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,106 "BUM BUM BUM" 233 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,374 "RAT-A-TAT-TAT" 234 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,231 POW, POW, POW. 235 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,969 WHOA! - AAH! 236 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,474 OH, HO, HO, HO. 237 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,244 OH! - OH! 238 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,883 AAH! 239 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:05,468 LOOK WHAT THE TIDE ROLLED IN. 240 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,071 YOU'D BETTER STOP GOING SHOPPING. 241 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,874 NO, I'M JUST TAKING OUR BOY TO LUNCH 242 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,843 AT A FRENCH RESTAURANT... 243 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:14,911 IN PARIS. 244 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,679 PARIS! 245 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:20,650 I'D SKIP DESSERT IF YOU'D SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS. 246 00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,174 FORGET IT. 247 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,588 TODAY MY LAWYER WILL DECIDE 248 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,780 HOW TO PULVERIZE THIS ROCKY MARRIAGE. 249 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,030 THE COURT SAYS 250 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,998 MA BEAGLE PORTRAYED HERSELF 251 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,067 AS A HARDWORKING HOUSEWIFE. 252 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:42,627 THE ONLY THING SHE'S EVER DUSTED WERE HER FINGERPRINTS. 253 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,042 PROVE THAT SHE LIED, 254 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:50,546 AND I'LL PERSUADE THE JUDGE TO RECONSIDER THE CASE. 255 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,248 I SEE. 256 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:57,854 MAYBE IT'S TIME I ASKED MY HOUSEWIFE TO DO SOME HOUSEWORK. 257 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:01,424 LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR. 258 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,682 THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN'T EASY. 259 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,390 [ROOSTER CROWS] 260 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,043 FIVE MORE MINUTES, WARDEN! 261 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,567 UH... WH-WHAT? 262 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,723 TIME TO MAKE THE BOYS' BREAKFAST, 263 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,726 PACK THEIR LUNCHES, AND CLEAN THE MANSION. 264 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,096 HUH? WELL, HAVE CHUBBY CHINS DO IT. 265 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,632 MRS. BEAKLEY? OH, CAN'T. 266 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,489 IT'S HER DAY OFF. 267 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,405 ARE YOU OFF YOUR ROCKER? 268 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,807 IT'S 4:00 A.M.! 269 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,675 YOU SLEPT IN. 270 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:56,367 I'LL EXPECT YOU UP EARLIER FROM NOW ON. 271 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:07,178 BOMBS AWAY! 272 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,258 [SPLASH] 273 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,782 OH! 274 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,695 MORNING, MOMMY. 275 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,697 LOOK. YOU'RE ALL WET. 276 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:18,256 AW, DON'T WORRY. WE'LL DRY YOU OFF. 277 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,873 [COUGH COUGH COUGH] 278 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:27,031 TURN THAT VACUUM OFF, YOU BRATS! 279 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,681 VERY IMPRESSIVE, LADS. 280 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,115 MRS. McDUCK. 281 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:36,285 THE MISTER WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO 282 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,888 A LITTLE IRONING THIS MORNING. 283 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,289 OH, ALL RIGHT. 284 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,058 WHERE IS IT? 285 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,060 THERE. 286 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,228 WHOA! 287 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:48,865 THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SPRAY STARCH IN THE STATE. 288 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,000 FINISH BY DINNERTIME. 289 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,670 DID I MENTION I'M BRINGING HOME DINNER GUESTS? 290 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,839 YOU ARE? HOW MANY? 291 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,363 60. 292 00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:00,431 OOH. 293 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,581 SCROOGE THINKS HE'S CLEVER, 294 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:10,074 BUT I CAN STEAMROLL THAT OLD COOT ANYTIME. 295 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:33,709 "I GOT THE DUSTY WINDOW WAXY-BUILD-UP BLUES" 296 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,846 HI, MA. HOW ABOUT A SNACK? 297 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:39,916 AND SPOIL YOUR APPETITE FOR DINNER? 298 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,250 MA! 299 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,443 QUIET, GOON. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M CLEANING THE CHANDELIER? 300 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,931 BOY. MA'S REALLY GETTING INTO THIS HOUSEWIFE STUFF. 301 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:58,222 YEAH, SHE'S A REGULAR BETTY CROOKER. 302 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,039 I WONDER HOW THE BATTLE-AX DID. 303 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,409 BET EVERYTHING IS IN WORSE SHAPE THAN... 304 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,777 OH! 305 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,812 DON'T TELL ME SHE ACTUALLY CLEANED. 306 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,647 IN HER FASHION. 307 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,115 AND THE IRONING? 308 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:17,987 DONE, THOUGH YOU MAY BE STEAMED WHEN YOU SEE IT. 309 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,789 WHAT ABOUT DINNER? 310 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,892 LOVEBUCKS, YOU'RE HOME. 311 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,827 WHERE ARE THE GUESTS? 312 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,896 I COOKED ENOUGH SLOP 313 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,466 TO STUFF - THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT. 314 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,502 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 315 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:37,306 IT WAS TOUGH, BUT I CAUGHT ON. 316 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:42,111 I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE WOMEN IN GOOD SPOUSEKEEPING. 317 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,846 HOUSEWORK HAS FULFILLED ME 318 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,415 LIKE NO BANK HEIST EVER COULD. 319 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:50,586 GOOD EVENING, UNCLE SCROOGE. 320 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,289 GOOD EVENING, DADA. GOOD EVENING, DADA. 321 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,992 OH, JUST LOOK AT US. 322 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,017 WE'RE ONE BIG HAPPY BEAGLE BUNCH. 323 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,143 DON'T I GET A KISS GOODBYE? 324 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,346 I'D RATHER KISS SHAMU THE WHALE. 325 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,048 HURRY HOME. 326 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:23,019 TONIGHT'S THE FATHER CROWS BEST FAMILY REUNION. 327 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,777 IT'LL BE QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. 328 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:34,063 GOSH. I AIN'T NEVER SEEN DADDY SCROOGIE SO M-M-MISERABLE. 329 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,565 FORGET ABOUT SCROOGIE. I'M MISERABLE! 330 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,702 MA'S GONE OVERBOARD WITH THIS MOTHERHOOD STUFF. 331 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,905 YEAH. SHE'S EVEN MAKING ME WATCH 332 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,340 IN-BETWEEN MEAL TREATS. 333 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,741 I HATE IT! 334 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,166 I JUST HATE IT! 335 00:17:56,342 --> 00:18:00,589 BURGER, WHY DON'T YOU RECITE POETRY TO OUR HAPPY FAMILY? 336 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,358 AHEM. 337 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,293 ROSES IS RED, 338 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,162 VIOLETS IS BLUE, 339 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,530 MISERY LOVES COMPANY, 340 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,599 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE WITH YOU. 341 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,568 OH, WASN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL? 342 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,871 WE SHOULD HAVE A FAMILY PICTURE 343 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,628 TO REMEMBER THIS TREASURED MOMENT. 344 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,377 I'LL GET THE CAMERA. 345 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,879 BE BACK IN A FLASH. 346 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,403 GET IT? FLASH? 347 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,750 WAIT. 348 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,086 STOP. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 349 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,721 ONE MORE PRECIOUS FAMILY MOMENT 350 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,124 AND I MAY UPCHUCK. I QUIT. 351 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,959 ME, TOO. 352 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,761 US, THREE. 353 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,131 WAIT. YOU BOYS CANNOT QUIT. YOU'RE FAMILY. 354 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,599 WANT TO BET? 355 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:47,425 WHEN MRS. BEAKLEY GOES, WE GO. RIGHT? 356 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,224 RIGHT. 357 00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,143 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, DADDY SCROOGIE? 358 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,112 YEAH. NOTHING PERSONAL, 359 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,647 BUT WE HATES LIVING HERE. 360 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,649 THE FEELING'S MUTUAL, 361 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:04,553 BUT YOUR MOTHER'S HERE TILL DEATH DO US PART... 362 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,657 WHICH GIVES ME A PERFECTLY DEMENTED IDEA. 363 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,649 OH, THOSE ARE OUR FAVORITE KIND. 364 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,766 WHOSE TURN IS IT TO DO DISHES? 365 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,735 EH... BURGER'S. 366 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,004 I BROKE THEM LAST NIGHT. 367 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,439 YOU DO IT. 368 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,275 DADDY SAID I DON'T HAVE TO! 369 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,310 BOYS, BOYS! 370 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,147 WHERE'D YOUR FATHER RUN TO? 371 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,937 TO SWIM IN HIS MONEY. 372 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:41,078 YOU'RE RIGHT. AIN'T HE CUTE IN THAT LITTLE OUTFIT? 373 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,595 OOH, SHOULDN'T HE HAVE WAITED AN HOUR 374 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,198 AFTER EATING YOUR DUMPLINGS? 375 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,133 HELP! HELP! 376 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,969 UH, UH, UH, HE'S IN TROUBLE. 377 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,028 [GURGLING] 378 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,565 TREAD MONEY, HONEYBUCKS! 379 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,780 SOMEBODY CALL A PARAMEDIC! 380 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,772 CALL A SINGLE MEDIC, IF YOU HAVE TO. 381 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,323 THEY'VE COMBED THE ENTIRE SURFACE, MA'AM. 382 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,824 IT LOOKS HOPELESS. 383 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:21,163 OH, NO. DON'T TELL ME. YOU MEAN... 384 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,967 HE'S GONE TO THAT BIG BEN IN THE SKY. 385 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,070 NO! YOU MEAN... 386 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,506 ALL THIS LOOT IS MINE? 387 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:34,810 OH, HOW CAN YOU THINK OF MONEY RIGHT NOW? 388 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,413 I'M NOT JUST THINKING MONEY. 389 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,848 I'M THINKING OF THE MANSION. 390 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,084 THE LIMO! 391 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,320 THE GOLD MINES! 392 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,489 WE MAY HAVE LOST OUR NEW FATHER, 393 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,025 BUT OUR OLD MOTHER'S BACK. 394 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:53,862 YOU'LL HAVE TO COME DOWN TO HEADQUARTERS, MRS. McDUCK. 395 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,364 WHY? 396 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,900 QUESTIONING. THIS SMELLS OF FOUL PLAY. 397 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,835 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 398 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:03,205 IT'S THE OLDEST CRIME IN THE BOOK... 399 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:06,842 WIFE BUMPS OFF HUSBAND TO COLLECT FORTUNE. 400 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,244 HOW COULD YOU? 401 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,612 LET'S GO. 402 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,879 WAIT! 403 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,781 YOU CAN'T BLAME ME. 404 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,850 I'M NOT HIS WIFE. 405 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,620 I NEVER MARRIED THE OLD COOT. 406 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,422 THE WORDS I'VE WAITED TO HEAR. 407 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,690 OH! - OH! - OH! 408 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,592 HE'S ALIVE! 409 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,284 DID YOU GET IT? 410 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,798 EVERY LAST SYLLABLE. 411 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,322 OH! 412 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,370 HOW DARE YOU BE ALIVE? 413 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:38,307 HOW DARE YOU PRETEND TO BE MY WIFE? 414 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,331 TAKE HER AWAY, OFFICER. 415 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:47,916 BUT, SCROOGIE, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TENDER MOMENTS WE SHARED? 416 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,918 DIDN'T THEY MEAN ANYTHING? 417 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:53,088 AYE. I MUST ADMIT THEY DID. 418 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,157 THEY MADE ME REALIZE 419 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,926 I'M A CONFIRMED BACHELOR TO THE END! 420 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,229 DON'T WORRY, MA. 421 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:02,231 WE'LL GET YOU OUT. 422 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,322 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CAKE? 423 00:22:05,305 --> 00:22:11,231 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org