"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"
"HERE IN DUCKBURG"
"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"
"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"
"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"
"OR REWRITE HISTORY"
"DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY, - THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING"
"DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"D-D-D-DANGER"
"WATCH BEHIND YOU"
"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"
"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"EVERY DAY, - THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING"
"DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
"NOT PONYTAILS"
"OR COTTONTAILS"
"NO, DUCK TALES"
"OOH OOH OOH"
HA! I WAS RIGHT! THE BANK WAS OFF BY A PENNY.
HA!
WHAT WAS THAT?
HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA!
LOOK! THOSE BUSHWHACKING BEAGLE BOYS.
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BUST ME BIN!
IT'S AN INFESTATION.
ME MONEY!
OOP!
AAH!
YOU'LL NEVER GET IN HERE.
HEE HEE! - HA HA!
AH! SAFE AT LAST.
HEE HEE! - HA HA!
AAH! NO!
LET GO, YOU MANGY MONGRELS!
UNCLE SCROOGE, WAKE UP!
YOU'RE HAVING ANOTHER NIGHTMARE.
DID I? OH...
THIS WAS THE WORST ONE YET.
THERE WERE BEAGLES IN MY BIN.
MY BIN!
I BETTER MAKE SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT.
GIZMODUCK, JUST SEEING YOU
MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
NOT EVEN A SNEAKY FLEA COULD GET PAST ME.
[SAWING]
THAT NOISE AGAIN!
I'VE HEARD IT ALL MORNING.
SOMEONE'S INSIDE, YOU IDIOT.
GYRO!
I LET HIM IN EARLIER.
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?
I'VE GOT NEWS THAT'LL SET YOUR SPATS A-TAPPIN'.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU COMPLAINED
ABOUT BUYING NEW SPECTACLES
TO REPLACE SCRATCHED ONES?
WHAT ABOUT IT?
HERE'S THE MOST SPECTACULAR SPECTACLES
YOU'LL EVER OWN,
MADE FROM A NEW SUBSTANCE CALLED PROTECTO-GLASS.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY INDESTRUCTIBLE.
SEE? NOT EVEN A MARK.
WELL, TOSS ME TAMS.
HERE, GIZMODUCK. DO YOUR WORST.
MY WORST IS WHAT I DO BEST.
NOTHING WITHSTANDS MY POWER-PACKED,
DIAMOND-TIPPED,
HANDY-DANDY HAND DRILL
AND PEACH PIT REMOVER.
EGADS!
NOT EVEN A MICROSCOPIC SCRATCH.
LIKE I SAID, PROTECTO-GLASS
IS VIRTUALLY UNBREAKABLE.
WHAT NEWS FOR MY GIZMO BUDDIES
WHO CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL
BECAUSE THEY WEAR GLASSES!
THANKS TO YOU,
THEY'LL EXPERIENCE GETTING POUNDED ON THE FIELD.
DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT WE HAVE?
PROTECTO-GLASS IS THE ANSWER TO MY ONE GREAT DREAM.
HOW DOES IT LOOK?
JEEPERS, SHINIER THAN A NEW PENNY.
AN UNBREAKABLE BIN.
HAS THERE BEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL SIGHT?
UH, GOSH...
LET'S PUT ON OUR BLOWTORCH GOGGLES.
BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE! IT'S THOSE RAPSCALLIONS!
AND IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, NO LESS.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
CALL THE POLICE?
OR MISTER GIZMO?
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. I INVITED THEM HERE.
INVITED?
THAT'S RIGHT. THIS WAY, BOYS.
"NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH"
THAT'S THE DEAL.
IF YOU BREAK THE GLASS,
YOU'LL GET A HANDFUL OF MY MONEY.
LET ME GO FIRST.
I LOVE MAKING MESSES.
WA-WA-WA-WA-WA!
THAT FELT LIKE AN 8.9 TUMMY TEMBLOR.
QUIT FOOLING AROUND.
I WANT THAT GLASS PULVERIZED NOW!
THAT SHOULD DO IT. COME ON.
HEY! IT'S STILL THERE, AIN'T IT?
YEAH, NOT EVEN A SINGE.
HOWEVER, YOU DID GET IT DUSTY.
SO LONG, BOYS.
I WON'T BE SEEING YOUR UGLY MUGS AGAIN.
OUR CHANCES OF GETTING HIS MONEY ARE GONE FOREVER.
JUMPIN' JIGS!
I'LL NEVER WORRY ABOUT MY MONEY AGAIN!
I'LL DO EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED,
EVEN TAKE THAT VACATION I'VE MEANT TO TAKE
FOR 40 YEARS.
PACK YOUR BAGS.
YOUR UNCLE'S SHOWING YOU THE WORLD.
WOW!
YIPPEE!
THIS PROTECTO-GLASS IS THE GREATEST THING
SINCE BEAK POLISH.
IT WILL BE EASY FOR GIZMODUCK TO GUARD THE BIN.
AYE. ALMOST TOO EASY.
TELEGRAM FOR GIZMODUCK.
YES, I'M GIZMODUCK.
HUH. SIGN HERE.
I'VE NEVER RECEIVED A TELEGRAM BEFORE.
IT'S NOT A SINGING TELEGRAM, IS IT?
AFRAID NOT. JUST A REGULAR ONE.
COULD YOU MAKE IT A SINGING ONE, PLEASE?
IT WOULD BE GREAT.
I'M SORRY, BUT...
YOU'D MAKE A LONELY HERO'S DAY.
WELL...
OH, PLEASE?
IF YOU INSIST.
OH! GOODIE! GOODIE!
[BLOWING STARTING PITCH]
"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME"
AHEM.
"YOU'RE FIRED"
WHAT? FIRED?
A $10 MUSIC SURCHARGE, PLEASE.
BUT MR. McDUCK, YOU CAN'T MEAN THIS!
I'M AFRAID I DO.
WHY SHOULD I PAY TO GUARD A BUILDING
THAT'S IMPENETRABLE?
YOU'LL STILL WORK AS MY ACCOUNTANT.
I REALLY NEED THAT SECOND PAYCHECK.
MAMA AND I HAVE GROWN ACCUSTOMED
TO OUR EXTRAVAGANT LOWER MIDDLE-CLASS LIFESTYLE.
I'M SURE A FELLOW WITH YOUR ABILITIES
CAN FIND OTHER WORK.
NOW EXCUSE ME.
I'VE GOT A BOAT TO CATCH.
HMPH! WHO NEEDS HIS SILLY JOB, ANYWAY?
THE OFFERS WON'T STOP WHEN THEY HEAR I'M AVAILABLE,
OR MY NAME'S NOT GIZMODUCK!
WOW! AN OCEAN CRUISE ON A LUXURY LINER!
IT'S BIGGER THAN I EVER EXPECTED!
FORTUNATELY, I FOUND AN ECONOMY PLAN.
OF COURSE, WE'RE BRINGING OUR OWN FOOD.
YOU LADS LIKE BALONEY?
IN ADDITION TO WITHSTANDING
3 CUBIC TONS OF PRESSURE PER SQUARE INCH,
I CARRY SONAR EQUIPMENT
AND ICBMs.
MY WORD, YOU MIGHT BE OVERQUALIFIED
FOR THE USUAL SECURITY POSITION, MR. GIZMODUCK.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
THERE ARE NO OPENINGS FOR SECURITY GUARDS ANYWHERE.
HOW COULD THIS BE?
IT'S THAT BLASTED GLASS.
YEAH.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
EVERYONE'S INSTALLING IT.
THERE'S NO SECURITY
IN THE SECURITY FIELD.
WHAT CAN I DO?
WE'LL GO ON AN OVERNIGHT SAFARI.
REALLY, UNCLE SCROOGE?
THINK OF THE MONEY WE'LL SAVE ON HOTEL ROOMS.
SOMETHING TO DRINK, MR. McDUCK?
BRING MY BOYS A SODA AND THREE STRAWS.
CAN YOU MAKE IT A LARGE SODA?
WE'RE AWFUL THIRSTY.
MAKE THAT THREE SODAS AND THREE STRAWS.
SMALL, OF COURSE.
GOLLY, UNCLE SCROOGE.
WE'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SPLURGE BEFORE.
I DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY MONEY,
SO I'LL SPEND IT.
I'LL NEVER WORRY AGAIN.
IT WOULD TAKE MAGIC TO BREAK INTO MY VAULT.
THAT'S RIGHT, SCROOGIE, DARLING.
MAGICA'S KIND OF MAGIC.
BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,
I'LL HAVE YOUR NUMBER ONE DIME!
HA HA HA HA!
ONE MONKEY SAYS TO THE OTHER,
"CAREFUL, IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE."
STOP THE JOKES.
WE'RE NOT HERE FOR LAUGHS.
YEAH. WHEN WILL WE SEE SOME DANGEROUS ANIMALS?
I'M ONE. ASK MY GIRLFRIEND.
AWOO!
HA HA HA!
HEY, LOOK!
A REAL NATIVE VILLAGE!
YEAH, BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN QUACKINYIKA.
THIS PLACE IS DULL.
THE BIGGEST EVENT IS THE ANNUAL BAMBOO CONVENTION.
GOODNESS!
THESE ARE THE LOVELIEST FEATHERS
I'VE EVER SEEN.
HAS UNCLE SCROOGE CHANGED.
HE'S TAKING PLEASURE IN BEAUTIFUL THINGS.
HE NEVER THINKS ABOUT BUSINESS ANYMORE.
THINK HOW MUCH A McDUCK HAT WOULD FETCH
WITH ONE OF THESE.
WELL, HARDLY EVER.
WHERE DO THESE ORIGINATE?
OUR NATIONAL BIRD...
THE QUACKINYIKAN YIIKER.
WHERE IS ONE?
CAN A TSETSE FLY? HA HA!
MOMMY...
WHY IS GIZMODUCK ACTING LIKE A TRAFFIC SIGNAL?
SHH!
NOBODY NEEDS HIM FOR ANYTHING ELSE.
GEE, THAT'S PATHETIC.
SOMETIMES SUPERHEARING CAN BE A CURSE.
I MUST NOT LET MYSELF GET DEPRESSED.
SERVING AS A PUBLIC BEACON HAS ITS OWN REWARDS.
MOVE, CREEP.
ONCE I ARRIVE AT THE BIN,
SCROOGE'S DIME IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
HALT! IS THAT VEHICLE REGISTERED?
DON'T STOP ME, IDIOT. NOBODY'S COMING.
I BEG TO DIFFER, MADAME.
YOU STOPPED ME FOR MANGY ALLEY CATS?
WE MUST HAVE CONSIDERATION
FOR THE CITY'S KITTIES.
SEE? THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG.
[ENGINE STARTS]
SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS JOB WON'T BE
A LARGE PART OF MY RESUME.
LOCKED...
BUT NOT FOR LONG.
LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO TURN UP THE VOLTAGE.
BAH!
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO THE LIMIT.
EYE OF GNAT, HILL OF BEANS,
SMASH THAT GLASS TO SMITHEREENS!
HIT IT AGAIN! HIT IT AGAIN! HARDER! HARDER!
[BIRDS TWEETING]
OH, NO, NOT EVEN MY MAGIC WORKS.
THERE MUST BE A WAY TO BREAK THROUGH.
I'LL FIND OUT HOW IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
AAH! OW! OOH!
OH! OH!
WHEN DO WE SEE A QUACKINYIKAN YIIKER,
OR IS THIS ANOTHER JOKE?
[ANIMAL NOISES]
IT'S SHOWTIME.
BOY, IT'S PRETTY!
WE DON'T WANT TO STARTLE IT.
OTHERWISE, IT MIGHT SING.
SO?
BELIEVE ME, THIS IS NO NIGHTINGALE.
[SNAP]
NOW YOU DID IT.
[SINGING HORRIBLY]
OH, NO!
MY UNBREAKABLE GLASSES.
LOOKS LIKE PROTECTO-GLASS
ISN'T ALL IT'S CRANKED UP TO BE.
THINK IF A YIIKER GETS NEAR MY BIN.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
MAKE SURE THOSE BIRDS NEVER LEAVE QUACKINYIKA.
NOBODY MUST KNOW ABOUT THEM.
YOU NEVER COULD KEEP SECRETS FROM ME, SCROOGIE DARLING.
HA HA HA HA!
THAT'S RIGHT, A BUCK A YIIKER,
CASH ON DELIVERY.
WHAT WILL YOU DO
AFTER THEY'RE ALL CAUGHT?
FIND SOME EARPLUGS.
STROKE, STROKE.
BY THE TIME I REACH THAT VILLAGE,
SCROOGE MAY HAVE FLOWN THE COOP WITH THOSE BIRDS.
A WISP OF WIND POWDER SHOULD MAKE THIS TRIP A BREEZE.
THAT'S IT, UNCLE SCROOGE.
THE NATIVES CAUGHT ALL THE YIIKERS.
CAN GYRO BUILD A SOUNDPROOF AVIARY?
[MOTORBOAT APPROACHES]
WHAT'S THAT?
UH-OH.
WELL, WELL, LOOK WHAT THE WIND BLEW IN.
IT'S NAPTIME, DARLING.
UNCLE SCROOGE!
AH! MUSIC TO MY EARS!
SAVE IT FOR THE BIN, MY PRETTY ONES.
ALL RIGHT, YIIKERS, IT'S DUCKBURG OR BUST!
HA HA HA HA!
AAH!
WAKE UP, LADS.
WE'VE GOT TO BEAT HER
BACK TO DUCKBURG.
[HORN HONKS]
HEY, LUNCH TRUCK'S HERE.
COME ONE, COME ALL.
IT'S GIZMODUCK'S MEAL IN A WHEEL!
TWO DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS.
I'LL HAVE A PORK BURRITO.
A KIELBASA SUB.
WHOO! I SHOULD HAVE CATERED TO THE YOGURT CROWD.
A HOT CUP OF JAVA.
IN THE BACK.
[ALARM RINGS]
AHH...
I THOUGHT I WOULD DECAFFEINATE MYSELF.
GYRO, YOUR GLASS IS USELESS
IF MAGICA GETS THERE BEFORE US.
IF ONLY I HADN'T FIRED GIZMODUCK.
IT'S HIM!
THE MU SHU LOOKS A LITTLE MUSHY.
GIZMODUCK, I NEED YOUR HELP.
MAGICA DeSPEL HAS BROKEN THE PROTECTO-GLASS.
SHE HAS?
UM, HOW UNFORTUNATE.
IT'S MAGICA!
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HER!
AM I BACK ON THE PAYROLL?
UH... I GUESS SO.
WITH A BIG RAISE?
WHAT?
WE'LL LET THAT GO FOR NOW.
TRANCE TIME IS OVER, YIIK-BEAK.
NOW SING YOUR LITTLE HEAD OFF.
COME ON, COME ON. SNAP OUT OF IT!
AAH!
LET GO OF ME, YOU TECHNO-TWIT!
NOT UNTIL YOU'RE AWAY FROM MR. McDUCK'S SAFE.
I'LL TAKE YOUR BIRD, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
GOOD JOB, GIZMODUCK.
YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED ME, SCROOGIE.
ONE PINCH OF WIND POWDER
WILL BLOW YOU AND YOUR TIN MAN BACK TO OZ!
YIIK IS RIGHT!
SO LONG!
MAGICA ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO MAKE AN EXIT.
GOTCHA.
THAT'S IT.
LUCKY THEY WERE STILL UNDER MAGICA'S SPELL.
MAYBE WE CAN DROP THEM SOMEWHERE
BEFORE ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT THEM.
UNCLE SCROOGE!
LOOK WHAT WE FOUND.
A YIIKER MUST HAVE LAID IT.
AW...
CAN WE KEEP IT, UNCLE SCROOGE?
JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
GEE WILLIKERS!
WORRY NOT.
WHEN YOU HIRED ME BACK,
YOU GOT A SECURITY GUARD
AND A STREET SWEEPER!
YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH.
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