1 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:05,120 THIS PLACE WAS A GREAT CHOICE. 2 00:00:05,188 --> 00:00:06,672 THE FOOD IS AMAZING. 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,457 AND SUCH GENEROUS PORTIONS. 4 00:00:08,526 --> 00:00:09,875 IF YOU LIKED THE MEAL 5 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,643 JUST WAIT TILL YOU TRY THESE AFTER-DINNER MINTS. 6 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,112 YOU KNOW, DOUG, MOST GUYS ARE PUT OFF BY MY EYE. 7 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,882 IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET SOMEONE WHO'S OPEN-MINDED. 8 00:00:19,403 --> 00:00:20,769 EW! 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:28,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 10 00:00:51,267 --> 00:00:53,267 WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT? 11 00:00:53,337 --> 00:00:57,004 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING I COULDN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON. 12 00:00:57,073 --> 00:00:59,157 POSSIBLY HIS VILE LIZARD TONGUE. 13 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,626 YOU'RE TOO PICKY. YEAH. 14 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:02,894 IF YOU RULE OUT EVERY GUY 15 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:04,563 WITH A LIZARD TONGUE OR A LOW I.Q. 16 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,130 OR AN EXPLOSIVE, VIOLENT TEMPER 17 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,899 OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE LONELY. 18 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:10,352 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING HIGH STANDARDS. 19 00:01:10,420 --> 00:01:11,335 NOW, CAN WE PLEASE-- 20 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,770 THE FEMALE LEELA'S PROBLEM 21 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:14,172 IS PURELY MEDICAL. 22 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,741 SOON SHE WILL DROP HER EGGS AND THEY WILL HATCH 23 00:01:16,809 --> 00:01:18,392 AND ALL WILL BE WELL. 24 00:01:18,461 --> 00:01:20,127 YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE GUYS A CHANCE. 25 00:01:20,196 --> 00:01:22,296 SOMETIMES YOU MEET A GUY AND THINK HE'S A PIG 26 00:01:22,365 --> 00:01:25,500 BUT THEN LATER ON, YOU REALIZE HE ACTUALLY HAS A REALLY GOOD BODY. 27 00:01:25,569 --> 00:01:28,019 THANK YOU ALL FOR THE INSPIRING ADVICE 28 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,037 BUT I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY LIFE 29 00:01:30,106 --> 00:01:31,306 THE WAY IT IS. 30 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:33,475 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CRY FOR HELP. 31 00:01:33,544 --> 00:01:34,976 LET'S ALL TAKE HER OUT TONIGHT. 32 00:01:35,045 --> 00:01:37,178 THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT PLACES TO MEET PEOPLE. 33 00:01:37,246 --> 00:01:38,413 THE FEDERAL SEX BUREAU. 34 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:40,148 A SAUCY PUPPET SHOW. 35 00:01:40,216 --> 00:01:42,433 THE ROTTING CARCASS OF A WHALE. 36 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:44,252 MMM... I'LL PICK. 37 00:01:50,927 --> 00:01:53,978 OH, WOW, IT'S TOTALLY RETRO. 38 00:01:54,046 --> 00:01:56,147 WHY'S EVERYONE WEARING THOSE RINGS? 39 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,750 GUH. BECAUSE NOBODY WEARS THEM ANYMORE. 40 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,235 RINGS ARE STUPID. 41 00:02:00,303 --> 00:02:01,769 I THINK THEY LOOK COOL. 42 00:02:01,838 --> 00:02:04,121 SHH! DON'T LET ANYONE HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 43 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,574 HEY, DID THAT LAD JUST SAY RINGS ARE COOL? 44 00:02:06,642 --> 00:02:08,376 NOPE. HE SAID THEY'RE STUPID. 45 00:02:08,445 --> 00:02:09,310 COOL! 46 00:02:11,347 --> 00:02:13,614 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT GUY BY THE BAR? 47 00:02:13,683 --> 00:02:15,082 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 48 00:02:15,151 --> 00:02:16,718 FORGET IT. HE'S GAY. 49 00:02:16,786 --> 00:02:18,620 WHAT? HOW CAN YOU TELL? 50 00:02:18,689 --> 00:02:20,272 I JUST KNOW THESE THINGS. 51 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,323 I'VE GOT WHAT THEY CALL "GAYDAR." 52 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,824 THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 53 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,226 NO? 54 00:02:28,264 --> 00:02:29,631 [ Beeping ] 55 00:02:29,699 --> 00:02:32,600 OKAY... I GOT A LOCK ON HIM. 56 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:34,134 YUP. HE'S GAY. 57 00:02:34,203 --> 00:02:36,270 ARE YOU SURE? DEFINITELY. 58 00:02:36,339 --> 00:02:39,524 UNLESS I'M GETTING INTERFERENCE FROM A GAY WEATHER BALLOON. 59 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,292 YOU'RE FROM THE 20th CENTURY? 60 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:44,195 THAT'S INCREDIBLE. I'M FROM THE 21st CENTURY. 61 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,664 NO WAY. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON. 62 00:02:46,732 --> 00:02:48,249 WE SURE DO. 63 00:02:48,317 --> 00:02:51,235 REMEMBER WHEN THOSE CYBORGS ENSLAVED HUMANITY? 64 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:54,205 UH... YEAH. THAT RINGS A BELL. 65 00:02:54,273 --> 00:02:56,140 THIS IS BOLT ROLLINS. 66 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,926 BOLT IS A HYPER-SLED RACER 67 00:02:57,994 --> 00:03:00,378 WITH TEN WINS ON THE PRO CIRCUIT. 68 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,313 HELLO, BEAUTIFUL. 69 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:05,566 I THINK SHE MEANS TEN WINS ON THE GAY CIRCUIT. 70 00:03:05,635 --> 00:03:07,118 [ Chuckling ] I WISH. 71 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,170 THOSE CATS CAN REALLY FLY. 72 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:13,424 [ Groans ] 73 00:03:25,938 --> 00:03:29,590 THIS IS M-5438, AN ENTITY OF PURE ENERGY. 74 00:03:29,659 --> 00:03:31,009 THAT'S GREAT 75 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,712 REALLY, BUT HE'S JUST NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 76 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,429 [ High-pitched ] I UNDERSTAND. 77 00:03:35,498 --> 00:03:38,299 ONE DAY YOU WILL EVOLVE BEYOND YOUR PHYSICAL BODY 78 00:03:38,368 --> 00:03:39,584 AND ON THAT DAY 79 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,786 I HOPE YOU WILL PICK UP THE PHONE. 80 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,555 [ Groans ] YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. 81 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,756 [ Beeping ] 82 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:45,873 IT'S JUST AS WELL. 83 00:03:45,942 --> 00:03:48,042 I THINK HE COMES FROM A DIMENSION 84 00:03:48,111 --> 00:03:50,445 THAT'S BIG ON MUSICAL THEATER. 85 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,454 PSST. I NEED THE APARTMENT TONIGHT. 86 00:03:59,523 --> 00:04:01,222 GO SEE A SAUCY PUPPET SHOW. 87 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:03,090 CAN DO! 88 00:04:04,861 --> 00:04:06,344 [ Sighs ] 89 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,998 MY, MY, MY, WHAT'S A BEAUTIFUL LADY LIKE YOU-- 90 00:04:10,066 --> 00:04:11,315 OH! WHA-- WAH! 91 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:14,001 I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD TWO EYES. 92 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:15,986 [ Bender ] SO, LEELA 93 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:18,256 YOU MUST'VE HAD YOUR PICK OF THE LITTER 94 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,091 LAST NIGHT AT CLOSING TIME. 95 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,577 COULD YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE? 96 00:04:23,646 --> 00:04:26,514 YES. LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT LEELA'S PERSONAL LIFE LATER. 97 00:04:26,582 --> 00:04:28,916 BUT RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO. 98 00:04:28,985 --> 00:04:30,200 A DELIVERY? 99 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:34,105 NO. A TAX-DEDUCTIBLE MISSION OF CHARITY. 100 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,390 [ Computerized Voice ] This is Vergon 6. 101 00:04:36,459 --> 00:04:39,343 - THIS IS VERGON 6. - BUH. 102 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:42,013 IT'S A SUNNY LITTLE DOOMED PLANET 103 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:44,982 INHABITED BY A NUMBER OF FRISKY LITTLE DOOMED ANIMALS. 104 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,134 ANIMALS? 105 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,351 THAT'S RIGHT. 106 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,537 ANIMALS IN DESPERATE NEED OF RESCUE. 107 00:04:49,605 --> 00:04:51,539 YOU SEE, VERGON 6 WAS ONCE FILLED 108 00:04:51,608 --> 00:04:53,441 WITH THE SUPER-DENSE SUBSTANCE 109 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:54,876 KNOWN AS DARK MATTER 110 00:04:54,944 --> 00:04:56,511 EACH POUND OF WHICH 111 00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:59,714 WEIGHS OVER 10,000 POUNDS. 112 00:04:59,783 --> 00:05:02,183 WAIT. WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS? 113 00:05:02,252 --> 00:05:06,054 WELL, DARK MATTER IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE AS STARSHIP FUEL. 114 00:05:06,122 --> 00:05:07,905 THAT'S WHY IT WAS ALL MINED OUT 115 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,091 LEAVING THE PLANET COMPLETELY HOLLOW. 116 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,259 YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS? 117 00:05:12,328 --> 00:05:13,327 THE WHAT? 118 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,562 THE ANIMALS. 119 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:16,447 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ANIMALS. 120 00:05:16,515 --> 00:05:19,550 NOW, IT SEEMS THE PLANET WILL COLLAPSE WITHIN THREE DAYS. 121 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:20,568 INCIDENTALLY 122 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:22,603 THIS WILL KILL ALL THE ANIMALS. 123 00:05:22,672 --> 00:05:24,989 SO WE HAVE TO BRING BACK TWO OF EACH KIND-- 124 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,307 JUST LIKE NOAH'S ARK. 125 00:05:26,376 --> 00:05:27,442 WHY TWO? 126 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:29,460 OH. 127 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,378 [ Giggling ] 128 00:05:35,018 --> 00:05:38,169 I BET YOU LEELA'S HOLDING OUT FOR A NICE GUY WITH ONE EYE. 129 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:39,353 THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER. 130 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,521 WHAT SHE OUGHT TO DO 131 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,256 IS FIND A NICE GUY WITH TWO EYES 132 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,624 AND POKE ONE OUT. 133 00:05:43,693 --> 00:05:45,676 YEAH. THAT'D BE A TIME-SAVER. 134 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:46,828 DO YOU MIND? 135 00:05:46,896 --> 00:05:47,962 HERE YOU GO. 136 00:05:48,031 --> 00:05:49,948 YOU CAN USE THIS AS AN EYE POKER. 137 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,549 THANK YOU, BUT I DON'T CARE 138 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:53,034 HOW MANY EYES A MAN HAS. 139 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,702 AS LONG AS IT'S LESS THAN FIVE. 140 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,020 ALL I'M LOOKING FOR 141 00:05:56,088 --> 00:05:58,139 IS A GUY WHO'S ADVENTUROUS, SELF-CONFIDENT 142 00:05:58,207 --> 00:05:59,941 MAYBE A SNAPPY DRESSER. 143 00:06:00,009 --> 00:06:01,609 [ Man ] THESE NEW UNIFORMS 144 00:06:01,678 --> 00:06:03,862 ARE PRETTY SNAPPY, EH, FIRST OFFICER? 145 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,413 I SUPPOSE, CAPTAIN. 146 00:06:05,481 --> 00:06:08,149 I'M NOT AS BIG A FAN OF VELOUR AS YOU ARE. 147 00:06:08,218 --> 00:06:09,951 NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO 148 00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:11,669 ABOUT THAT UNIDENTIFIED SHIP? 149 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,020 DESTROY THEM. 150 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:15,690 MMM... 151 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:18,059 THAT'S GOT A NICE FEEL TO IT. 152 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:25,182 [ Captain ] CAPTAIN'S JOURNAL: STARDATE 3000.3. 153 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,135 [ Kif ] WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, SIR? 154 00:06:27,204 --> 00:06:28,470 YOU. 155 00:06:28,539 --> 00:06:30,705 AREN'T YOU GETTING THIS? 156 00:06:30,774 --> 00:06:32,490 WE'VE DETECTED A VESSEL 157 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,393 ATTEMPTING TO BREAK THE SECURITY CORDON 158 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:36,628 AROUND VERGON 6. 159 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:39,864 I'M ANTICIPATING AN ALL-OUT TACTICAL DOGFIGHT 160 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,866 FOLLOWED BY A LIGHT DINNER. 161 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:45,436 RAVIOLI, HAM, SUNDAE BAR. 162 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:46,538 HEY, LOOK. 163 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,706 THAT'S ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S SHIP. 164 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,508 WOW. THE ZAPP BRANNIGAN? 165 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,842 UH-HUH. 166 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,661 WHO'S THE ZAPP BRANNIGAN? 167 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:56,147 SHALL I FIRE ON THEM NOW, SIR? 168 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,481 NOT YET, KIF. 169 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,750 IN THE GAME OF CHESS 170 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,152 YOU CAN NEVER LET YOUR ADVERSARY SEE YOUR PIECES. 171 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,353 [ Groans ] 172 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,654 WHAT? 173 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,307 THEY SAY ZAPP BRANNIGAN SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVED 174 00:07:06,376 --> 00:07:09,694 THE OCTILLIAN SYSTEM FROM A HORDE OF RAMPAGING KILLBOTS. 175 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:10,995 WOW. 176 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,631 A GRIM DAY FOR ROBOTKIND. 177 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,150 BUT WE CAN ALWAYS BUILD MORE KILLBOTS. 178 00:07:16,219 --> 00:07:17,902 HE'S THE MOST DECORATED CAPTAIN 179 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,204 IN THE WHOLE DEMOCRATIC ORDER OF PLANETS. 180 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,107 [ Singsong ] LEELA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND. 181 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,642 NO, I DON'T, BUT I THINK WE OUGHT TO MEET WITH HIM 182 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:26,978 AND SEE IF HE'LL HELP US RESCUE THOSE ANIMALS. 183 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,462 JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS HIT IT OFF 184 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,064 YOU'LL WANT TO TAKE THIS WITH YOU. 185 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:31,098 [ Clucks Tongue ] 186 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:36,187 SIR, THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US. 187 00:07:36,239 --> 00:07:37,538 A WELL-CALCULATED MOVE. 188 00:07:37,607 --> 00:07:39,841 STRAIGHT OUT OF SUN TZU'S CLASSIC TEXT-- 189 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:41,142 THE ART OF WAR. 190 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,310 OR MY OWN MASTERWORK-- 191 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,162 ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S BIG BOOK OF WAR. 192 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,564 BUT THE ONE THING THEIR CAPTAIN DOESN'T REALIZE 193 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,865 AND NEVER WILL IS-- 194 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,568 SIR, THEY'VE DOCKED WITH US AND HAVE COME ABOARD. 195 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,237 THEN I'VE RISKED ALL AND LOST. 196 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,388 KIF, OLD MAN, I'LL BE IN THE ESCAPE POD. 197 00:07:54,457 --> 00:07:57,308 IF THAT WICKER CHAIR I LIKE SURVIVES THE SLAUGHTER 198 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,010 HAVE IT SENT TO MY P.O. BOX. 199 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,228 [ Gasps ] 200 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:03,981 HELLO, I'M LEELA 201 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,518 CAPTAIN OF THE PLANET EXPRESS DELIVERY SHIP. 202 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:09,587 WE'VE COME ABOARD TO PLEAD FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. 203 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,239 WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING-- 204 00:08:11,307 --> 00:08:12,524 I'M IN COMMAND HERE. 205 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,825 ZAPP BRANNIGAN. 206 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:16,611 HAS MY FAME PRECEDED ME, OR WAS I TOO QUICK FOR IT? 207 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:17,929 OH, NOT AT ALL. 208 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,497 I'M JUST SO, UH... 209 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,866 REALLY THRILLED TO MEET YOU. 210 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,385 YOU'RE AN IMPRESSIVE PIECE OF CAPTAIN. 211 00:08:24,454 --> 00:08:25,854 BEAUTIFUL AND DEADLY. 212 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,321 A POTENT COMBINATION. 213 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:28,723 YOU DON'T MEAN THAT. 214 00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:30,158 BUT I DO. 215 00:08:30,227 --> 00:08:32,260 I DOUBT I'VE SEEN MORE THAN THREE OR FOUR CAPTAINS 216 00:08:32,328 --> 00:08:35,947 SEXIER THAN YOU-- AND ONLY ONE WHO WAS DEADLIER. 217 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,183 I HEARD YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEFEATED A HORDE 218 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,385 OF RAMPAGING SOMETHINGS IN THE SOMETHING SOMETHING SYSTEM. 219 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,820 THE KILLBOTS? A TRIFLE. 220 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:45,523 IT WAS SIMPLY A MATTER OF OUTSMARTING THEM. 221 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:47,792 WOW, I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. 222 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,261 YOU SEE, KILLBOTS HAVE A PRESET KILL LIMIT. 223 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,595 KNOWING THEIR WEAKNESS 224 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,032 I SENT WAVE AFTER WAVE OF MY OWN MEN AT THEM 225 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,534 UNTIL THEY REACHED THEIR LIMIT AND SHUT DOWN. 226 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:59,588 KIF, SHOW THEM THE MEDAL I WON. 227 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,591 [ Zapp ] MORE, PLEASE. 228 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:04,942 A LITTLE MORE. 229 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,277 MORE. 230 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:07,545 KEEP GOING. 231 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:09,330 CAPTAIN BRANNIGAN, WE REALLY NEED 232 00:09:09,399 --> 00:09:11,149 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR MISSION. 233 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,151 WHATEVER IT IS, I'M WILLING TO PUT 234 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,503 WAVE AFTER WAVE OF MEN AT YOUR DISPOSAL. 235 00:09:15,572 --> 00:09:16,755 RIGHT, MEN? 236 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,372 [ Man ] YOU SUCK! 237 00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:21,742 WE'RE HOPING TO SAVE THE ANIMALS OF VERGON 6 FROM EXTINCTION. 238 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:25,296 VERGON 6? THIS LIGHT DINNER IS OVER. 239 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,464 WAIT. WHAT'S WRONG? 240 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,966 THE DEMOCRATIC ORDER OF PLANETS PROHIBITS 241 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:31,135 INTERFERING WITH UNDEVELOPED WORLDS. 242 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,637 IT'S A LITTLE RULE KNOWN 243 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,138 AS "BRANNIGAN'S LAW." 244 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,274 BUT PEOPLE ALREADY INTERFERED. 245 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,793 THAT PLANET WAS MINED COMPLETELY HOLLOW. 246 00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:42,030 YES, BY A DEMOCRATIC ORDER OF PLANETS MINING CREW. 247 00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:44,515 THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 248 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,318 I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND BRANNIGAN'S LAW. 249 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:48,586 I MERELY ENFORCE IT. 250 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,355 FINE. WE'LL SAVE THE ANIMALS WITHOUT YOUR HELP. 251 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,907 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T ALLOW THAT. 252 00:09:52,976 --> 00:09:54,308 GUARDS. 253 00:09:55,411 --> 00:09:56,727 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 254 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,662 HE'S THROWING US IN PRISON. 255 00:09:58,731 --> 00:09:59,981 DANG. 256 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,850 CAN I GET THIS WRAPPED UP? 257 00:10:04,387 --> 00:10:05,753 OW! 258 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,939 I MIGHT HAVE LIKED ZAPP BRANNIGAN 259 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,908 IF HE WEREN'T A POMPOUS DIMWIT 260 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,409 WHO THREW ME IN PRISON. 261 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,077 YOU REALLY ARE TOO PICKY. 262 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,030 KIF, FOLLOW ME UP TO THE OBSERVATION DECK. 263 00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:17,949 I'VE GOT SOME MUSING TO DO. 264 00:10:19,903 --> 00:10:21,235 OH, GEEZ. 265 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,556 I'M FACING A FORMIDABLE FEMALE ADVERSARY, KIF. 266 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,858 SUGGESTIONS? 267 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,477 I FAIL TO SEE ANY PROBLEM, SIR. 268 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,747 YOU ALREADY IMPRISONED HER UNDER DIRECTIVE B10.81. 269 00:10:32,815 --> 00:10:34,865 YOU MEAN BRANNIGAN'S LAW? 270 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,918 RIGHT. THAT LAW. 271 00:10:36,987 --> 00:10:38,269 WHICH ONE? 272 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,089 BRANNIGAN'S LAW. 273 00:10:41,158 --> 00:10:43,341 KIF, YOU'RE MY BEST AND MOST LOYAL FRIEND 274 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,460 BUT YOU'VE EARNED MY CONTEMPT ONCE AGAIN. 275 00:10:45,528 --> 00:10:47,312 AS MY PROTÉGÉ, YOU SHOULD KNOW 276 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,031 THAT THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH A FEMALE ADVERSARY 277 00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:51,365 IS TO SEDUCE HER. 278 00:10:51,434 --> 00:10:52,884 OH. 279 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,386 THIS TIME WE ARE SURE SHE'S A WOMAN, RIGHT? 280 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,771 YES. 281 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,856 GOOD. INVITE HER TO MY QUARTERS. 282 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,842 OH, AND HAVE THE BOY LAY OUT MY FORMAL SHORTS. 283 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,211 THE BOY, SIR? 284 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:07,265 YOU. YOU LAY OUT MY FORMAL SHORTS. 285 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,785 THE JACKASS WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS QUARTERS. 286 00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:12,153 GOOD. 287 00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:14,488 THIS WILL BE MY CHANCE TO REASON WITH HIM 288 00:11:14,557 --> 00:11:16,157 CAPTAIN TO CAPTAIN. 289 00:11:16,226 --> 00:11:18,159 AND HE WANTS YOU TO WEAR THIS. 290 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,213 [ Zapp ] COME AND GET IT. 291 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,898 [ Gasps ] 292 00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:26,150 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE CHAMBER 293 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,452 OR AS I CALL IT 294 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,137 THE LOVE-NASIUM. 295 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:31,755 CHAM-PAG-EN? 296 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,759 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH A COIN-A-SEWER. 297 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,660 WELL, I HAVE STUDIED ABROAD... 298 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:37,995 OR TWO. 299 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,380 [ Laughing ] 300 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,765 [ Insincere Laugh ] 301 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,884 - CAPTAIN... - UH-HUH? 302 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,902 IF WE COULD SPEAK SERIOUSLY FOR A MOMENT. 303 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,754 - UH-HUH. - I'D LIKE YOU TO RECONSIDER 304 00:11:46,823 --> 00:11:48,389 LETTING US RESCUE THOSE ANIMALS. 305 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,758 MM-HMM. 306 00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:52,910 [ Yawning ] 307 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,666 I LIKE YOUR STYLE. 308 00:11:58,735 --> 00:12:00,368 I FIND IT VERY... 309 00:12:00,437 --> 00:12:02,253 [ Whispers ] EROTIC. 310 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,121 WHAT? EROTIC! 311 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,858 [ Echoing ] EROTIC! EROTIC! EROTIC! 312 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,846 WE CAN DEFINITELY ESCAPE, BENDER. 313 00:12:11,915 --> 00:12:14,715 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BEND THE HATCH OFF THIS STEAM PIPE. 314 00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:16,100 HEY, YEAH. 315 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,319 [ Groaning ] 316 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,271 [ Both Yelling ] 317 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,490 [ Fry ] NO GOOD. IT'S FULL OF STEAM. 318 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:26,444 YOU LOOK LIKE A WOMAN WHO ENJOYS THE FINER THINGS. 319 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,747 COME OVER HERE AND FEEL MY VELOUR BEDSPREAD. 320 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,599 I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD. 321 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,901 LEELA, IT'S REAL VELOUR. 322 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,987 JUST LET YOURSELF GO. 323 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,438 [ Sighs ] 324 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,691 CAN I PLEASE JUST GO BACK TO PRISON? 325 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,292 YOU'D RATHER SIT IN PRISON 326 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,811 THAN SPEND ONE EVENING WITH THE ZAPPER? 327 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,546 MUCH RATHER. 328 00:12:45,614 --> 00:12:48,082 [ Sobbing ] 329 00:12:48,151 --> 00:12:50,935 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 330 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,920 OH, GOD, I'M PATHETIC. 331 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:55,857 SORRY. 332 00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:57,191 JUST GO. 333 00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:59,227 YOU WANT THE REST OF THE CHAM-PAG-EN? 334 00:12:59,296 --> 00:13:02,363 NO. AND IT'S PRONOUNCED "CHAMPAGNE." 335 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:03,915 OH, GOD, NO! 336 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,583 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 337 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,719 I GET SO LONELY. 338 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,439 I JUST THOUGHT YOU, A FELLOW CAPTAIN, WOULD UNDERSTAND. 339 00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:13,708 AW, FORGET IT. 340 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,744 YEAH, IT'S GREAT ORDERING PEOPLE AROUND AND STUFF 341 00:13:16,812 --> 00:13:19,597 BUT THROUGH IT ALL, YOU'RE COMPLETELY ALONE. 342 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,949 IT COMES WITH THE JOB. 343 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,418 I'M JUST SO LONELY! 344 00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:26,754 [ Sobbing ] 345 00:13:26,823 --> 00:13:29,023 OH, COME ON. CHEER UP. 346 00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:31,008 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 347 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,461 YOU WANT TO TRY ESCAPING AGAIN? 348 00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:34,729 NAH, I'M COMFY. 349 00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:36,947 MAN, LEELA'S BEEN GONE A LONG TIME. 350 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,317 I HOPE SHE'S AT LEAST MAKING PROGRESS 351 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,685 WITH ZAPP BRANNIGAN. 352 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,874 [ Screams ] 353 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,231 [ Snoring ] 354 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,416 GOOD MORNING, LOVER. 355 00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:57,001 UH... LISTEN, ZAPP-- 356 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,170 NOW YOU'RE OFFICIALLY MY WOMAN. 357 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,171 KUDOS. 358 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,873 I CAN'T SAY I DON'T ENVY YOU. 359 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,158 ZAPP, LAST NIGHT WAS A MISTAKE. 360 00:14:04,227 --> 00:14:05,693 A SEXY MISTAKE. 361 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,962 NO, JUST A REGULAR MISTAKE. 362 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:09,147 FOR A SPLIT SECOND 363 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,666 MY COMMON SENSE WAS OVERWHELMED BY PITY. 364 00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:13,017 [ Chuckles ] 365 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,769 A SPLIT SECOND IS ALL IT TAKES. 366 00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:15,904 THAT'S WHY SOONER OR LATER 367 00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:17,638 YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK TO THE ZAPPER. 368 00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:19,157 [ Clucks Tongue ] 369 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:22,459 THE ONLY KIND OF CRAWLING I'M DOING TO YOU IS AWAY... 370 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,994 FROM. 371 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,182 LEELA, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED AND AROUSED. 372 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,966 LOOK, I'M GOING DOWN TO VERGON 6 373 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,836 TO SAVE THOSE ANIMALS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 374 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,271 GO AHEAD. I WON'T STOP YOU. 375 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,789 THREATEN ALL YOU-- 376 00:14:34,858 --> 00:14:36,224 WAIT. WHAT? 377 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:39,227 WE BOTH KNOW YOU WON'T MAKE IT HALFWAY TO VERGON 6 378 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,894 BEFORE THE CRAVING SETS IN. 379 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,831 THEN YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK 380 00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:46,751 FOR ANOTHER TASTE OF SWEET, SWEET CANDY. 381 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,119 BAM. 382 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,804 UGH. 383 00:14:49,873 --> 00:14:52,173 [ Chuckling ] 384 00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:53,207 KIF. 385 00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:54,792 YES-- UGH. 386 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,694 YES, CAPTAIN? 387 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,896 I HAVE MADE IT WITH A WOMAN. 388 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,198 INFORM THE MEN. 389 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,770 THE FATSO SAYS YOU'RE FREE TO GO. 390 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,105 REALLY? WHY? 391 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,122 WHY INDEED? 392 00:15:08,191 --> 00:15:09,924 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 393 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,458 NOTHING. 394 00:15:11,527 --> 00:15:14,395 SO, SHOULD WE GET OUR STUFF AND HEAD DOWN TO THE PLANET? 395 00:15:14,463 --> 00:15:16,230 WE JUST TALKED, OKAY? 396 00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:27,842 ALL RIGHT, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME 397 00:15:27,911 --> 00:15:29,210 TO COLLECT THESE ANIMALS. 398 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:31,612 THE PLANET IS SUPPOSED TO COLLAPSE IN APPROXIMATELY... 399 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,980 TWO HOURS AGO. 400 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:38,252 [ Muttering ] LOOKING FOR A SNAKE. LOOKING FOR A SNAKE. 401 00:15:38,321 --> 00:15:39,754 [ Gasps ] 402 00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:43,391 [ Muffled Talking ] 403 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,046 [ Grunting ] 404 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,214 HELLO THERE. 405 00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:10,267 [ Chittering ] 406 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,357 HMM, HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ON THE CHECKLIST. 407 00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:18,125 SO YOU'RE SAYING WE CAN COOK HIM? 408 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,343 YEAH, BARBECUE. 409 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,711 I'LL WEAR MY HILARIOUS APRON. 410 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,996 NO. 411 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,998 I DON'T CARE HOW HILARIOUS YOUR APRON IS. 412 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,183 WE'RE NOT COOKING HIM. 413 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,585 AW. 414 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,687 I'LL CALL HIM NIBBLER. 415 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,239 AW. 416 00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,540 I'LL FIRE UP THE GRILL. 417 00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:35,275 I HOPE HE'LL BE OKAY IN THERE 418 00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:36,978 WITH ALL THOSE BIG ANIMALS. 419 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,313 [ Zapp ] HMM. 420 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,449 YOU KNOW, KIF, ONCE MY WOMAN RETURNS 421 00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,783 I WON'T HAVE MUCH TIME 422 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,785 TO HANG OUT WITH THE BOYS ANYMORE. 423 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,020 THAT'S A SHAME, SIR. 424 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,590 SO LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF OUR TIME TOGETHER 425 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,725 SHALL WE? 426 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:08,926 NEVER MIND. 427 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,495 JUST GIVE ME A BACK RUB. 428 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,564 I FOUND A PAIR OF "HERMAPHLAMINGOS." 429 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,433 GOOD. THAT'S THE LAST SPECIES. 430 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,818 HUH? HUH? HUH? 431 00:17:17,887 --> 00:17:19,337 [ Bender ] HEY, WHAT THE-- 432 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,705 WHERE'D THEY ALL GO? 433 00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:24,358 [ All Gasping ] 434 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,812 [ Chittering, Burps ] 435 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,779 NIBBLER! 436 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,664 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FLEW HALFWAY 437 00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,983 ACROSS THE GALAXY AND ENJOYED A STEAM 438 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,136 JUST TO GET LUNCH FOR THAT STUPID ANIMAL. 439 00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:36,988 HE'S PENDING FOR A BENDING. 440 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,607 [ Chittering Fearfully ] 441 00:17:39,676 --> 00:17:40,725 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 442 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,859 IT'S NOT HIS FAULT 443 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,527 HE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE. 444 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,263 IS IT, SNUGGUMS? 445 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,547 [ Rumbling ] 446 00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:48,983 THE PLANET'S "KERPLODING." 447 00:17:49,052 --> 00:17:50,501 [ Screams ] 448 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,288 [ Whimpering ] 449 00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:56,874 PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF. 450 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,525 [ Engine Sputtering ] 451 00:17:58,594 --> 00:17:59,744 WE'RE OUT OF FUEL. 452 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,112 BENDER, I TOLD YOU TO FILL THE TANK 453 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,163 BEFORE WE LEFT. 454 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:05,933 YEAH, I'LL DO IT WHEN WE GET BACK. 455 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,735 [ Rumbling ] 456 00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:10,804 MAN, LUCKY FOR US ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S NEARBY. 457 00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,039 NO WAY. FORGET IT. 458 00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:14,408 I REFUSE TO GO CRAWLING BACK TO HIM. 459 00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:16,527 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 460 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,095 NOTHING. WE JUST TALKED. 461 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,246 SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 462 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,881 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU SLEPT WITH HIM. 463 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,756 OH, MY GOD! 464 00:18:28,824 --> 00:18:30,408 OH, HOW COULD YOU, LEELA? 465 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,576 I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME STANDARDS. 466 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,245 I MEAN, GEEZ, HE'S A DUMB GROSS GORILLA. 467 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,564 THAT'S ENOUGH. 468 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:38,499 DON'T YOU THINK I FEEL BAD ENOUGH ALREADY? 469 00:18:38,568 --> 00:18:39,767 NO. 470 00:18:39,835 --> 00:18:41,752 [ Whimpering ] 471 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,405 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL HIM. 472 00:18:44,474 --> 00:18:47,625 I MEAN, IF LIVING IS THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU. 473 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,862 AND THAT'S WHY YOU'LL NEVER MAKE CAPTAIN, KIF. 474 00:18:50,914 --> 00:18:52,547 HMM. 475 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:53,947 Hello, Zapp? 476 00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:55,917 WELL, WELL, WELL. 477 00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:58,202 ZAPP, WE'RE OUT OF FUEL. 478 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,987 And Vergon 6 is about to implode. 479 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,489 We need your help. 480 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:05,526 SO CRAWLING BACK TO THE BIG "Z" LIKE A BIRD ON ITS BELLY. 481 00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:07,194 DELICIOUS. 482 00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:08,695 Birds don't crawl. 483 00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:10,164 THEY'VE BEEN KNOWN TO. 484 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,767 LOOK, ARE YOU GOING TO RESCUE US OR NOT? 485 00:19:12,836 --> 00:19:15,219 Can't you ask a little more sexfully? 486 00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:20,108 PLEASE... 487 00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:21,925 Big Z. 488 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,394 CERTAINLY. 489 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,512 BUT FIRST YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THAT THING. 490 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,748 [ Coos ] That's the law, Leela. 491 00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:30,601 AND BRANNIGAN'S LAW IS LIKE BRANNIGAN'S LOVE-- 492 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,119 HARD AND FAST. 493 00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:35,823 Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety. 494 00:19:35,891 --> 00:19:38,759 I WOULD NEVER ABANDON A HELPLESS ANIMAL. 495 00:19:38,828 --> 00:19:42,430 YOU KNOW, ZAPP, ONCE I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIG, POMPOUS BUFFOON. 496 00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:45,850 THEN I REALIZED THAT INSIDE, YOU WERE JUST A PITIFUL CHILD. 497 00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:48,185 BUT NOW I REALIZE THAT OUTSIDE THAT CHILD 498 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,670 IS A BIG, POMPOUS BUFFOON. 499 00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:52,523 And which one rocked your world? 500 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,475 [ Exasperated Groan ] 501 00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:56,227 WOW, WAY TO TELL THAT GUY OFF. 502 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,262 NOW WHAT'S YOUR SECRET ESCAPE PLAN? 503 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,748 UH... I GUESS TO SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR DEATH. 504 00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:03,984 CAN DO. 505 00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:04,986 [ Banging ] 506 00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:06,520 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 507 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,257 [ Chittering ] 508 00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:11,591 PHEW! 509 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:12,810 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 510 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,278 IT'S DARK MATTER. 511 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,864 SO THIS GUY JUST UNLOADED A STEAMING PILE 512 00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:18,232 OF STARSHIP FUEL? 513 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:21,702 HIS SPECIES MUST HAVE FILLED THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH IT. 514 00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:24,671 DID YOU DO THAT, YOU CUTE LITTLE-- 515 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,140 [ Rumbling ] 516 00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:27,341 COME ON. 517 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:28,942 THAT SHOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH FUEL 518 00:20:29,012 --> 00:20:30,144 TO GET US OUT OF HERE. 519 00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:32,046 BENDER, PICK IT UP AND PUT IT IN THE ENGINE. 520 00:20:32,115 --> 00:20:34,398 [ Grumbling ] 521 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,317 [ Grunting ] 522 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,471 [ Cheering ] 523 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,990 WE MADE IT! 524 00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:02,409 AND SOME OF THE ANIMALS SURVIVED. 525 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,245 [ Bender ] SO A COUPLE OF ANIMALS 526 00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:06,831 DIDN'T DIE, AND LEELA GOT LUCKY. 527 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,134 THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SUCCESSFUL MISSION. 528 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:11,818 WE'RE HEROES! 529 00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:14,421 [ Leela ] DEAR CAPTAIN'S DIARY-- 530 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:17,208 I MAY NOT HAVE FOUND LOVE ON THIS MISSION 531 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,744 BUT I DID FIND A CUTE LITTLE COMPANION 532 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:23,397 WHO EXCRETES STARSHIP FUEL, AND THAT'S JUST AS GOOD. 533 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,688 [ Zapp ] CAPTAIN'S JOURNAL: STARDATE, UH-- 534 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,022 [ Kif ] APRIL 13. 535 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,842 [ Zapp ] APRIL 13, POINT TWO. 536 00:21:34,911 --> 00:21:37,644 WE HAVE FAILED TO UPHOLD BRANNIGAN'S LAW. 537 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,747 HOWEVER, I DID MAKE IT WITH A HOT ALIEN BABE. 538 00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:44,551 AND IN THE END, IS THAT NOT WHAT MAN HAS DREAMT OF 539 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,421 SINCE FIRST HE LOOKED UP AT THE STARS? 540 00:21:47,489 --> 00:21:49,856 KIF, I'M ASKING YOU A QUESTION. 541 00:21:49,926 --> 00:21:51,776 [ Sighing Wearily ] 541 00:21:52,305 --> 00:22:52,432 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app