1 00:00:02,304 --> 00:00:06,144 What do you think of the view fry 2 00:00:06,656 --> 00:00:08,192 It really puts things in perspective 3 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:12,288 I mean I'm up here in entire world early in significant 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:20,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 5 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:55,040 Down 6 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:56,064 I don't get this 7 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,136 Is blurred ball exactly the same as baseball 8 00:00:59,648 --> 00:01:00,672 God forbid 9 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:01,952 Basic fry 10 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:06,048 Baseball was as boring as Mom and apple pie that's why they Jazz it up 11 00:01:07,072 --> 00:01:07,840 Baseball 12 00:01:17,568 --> 00:01:18,080 Right 13 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,576 Why is ball on its brain 14 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:29,856 Traditional 15 00:01:30,112 --> 00:01:32,672 Just like aluminum bats in the 7th inning grope 16 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,936 Psycho kid 17 00:01:50,336 --> 00:01:52,640 I'd like a jumbo squid Log please 18 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:53,920 We don't sell those 19 00:01:54,432 --> 00:01:57,504 On a roll 20 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,784 We're on a roll 21 00:02:00,064 --> 00:02:02,368 Just give me something crawling with parasites 22 00:02:06,464 --> 00:02:07,488 At least hot dogs have 23 00:02:07,744 --> 00:02:11,840 Changed 24 00:02:20,032 --> 00:02:21,824 I'm starting to get the hang of this game 25 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:26,944 He is a blender loaded the counts three lines into Edwards and the infield fly rule is in effect 26 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:27,712 Right 27 00:02:27,968 --> 00:02:30,272 Except for the word born that was complete gibberish 28 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,408 Miller's on a pace to hit 70 blur 29 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,248 Please no Clem Johnson poop 30 00:03:01,504 --> 00:03:05,856 And Johnson played back in the days before steroid injections were mandatory 31 00:03:06,112 --> 00:03:07,136 Clam Johnson 32 00:03:07,392 --> 00:03:11,488 That's a cat skin would have lasted one picture 33 00:03:11,744 --> 00:03:13,536 Now what 34 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:15,584 There was a burn hitting machine 35 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:16,608 Exactly 36 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,936 He was a machine designed to hit Florence I mean come on 37 00:03:20,192 --> 00:03:23,008 Was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels 38 00:03:32,992 --> 00:03:35,552 We talking about there's all kinds of robots down there 39 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,904 The bad boys 40 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,184 Sprinkler systems 41 00:03:41,696 --> 00:03:44,000 But how many robot managers are there 42 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:44,768 43 42 00:03:46,304 --> 00:03:48,864 What does spry 44 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,448 Is it a human child 45 00:03:52,704 --> 00:03:53,984 I wish 46 00:03:57,568 --> 00:03:58,336 It's my 47 00:03:58,848 --> 00:03:59,872 New pager 48 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:03,200 This is Hermes 49 00:04:03,456 --> 00:04:04,736 A package just came in 50 00:04:04,992 --> 00:04:07,296 Everyone needs to return to the office immediately 51 00:04:13,696 --> 00:04:16,512 I'm sorry 52 00:04:18,047 --> 00:04:19,327 Speedo at the office 53 00:04:20,351 --> 00:04:26,239 Robots just machines built by humans 54 00:04:27,775 --> 00:04:30,591 Easier and you know it 55 00:04:30,847 --> 00:04:32,639 The great news everyone 56 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:35,455 You'll be delivering the package that shop at 9 57 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:39,551 Why is that great news 58 00:04:40,063 --> 00:04:41,599 I'm glad you asked that question 59 00:04:41,855 --> 00:04:44,671 Chicken fry 60 00:04:44,927 --> 00:04:45,439 Centuries 61 00:04:45,951 --> 00:04:48,255 Rule of radical robots 62 00:04:48,511 --> 00:04:49,023 Separatist 63 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:53,631 Erratic 64 00:04:53,887 --> 00:04:54,655 Hey hold on 65 00:04:54,911 --> 00:04:56,703 I understand these robots hate humans 66 00:04:57,215 --> 00:04:58,751 But how do they feel about humanoid alien 67 00:04:59,519 --> 00:05:00,287 Renata 68 00:05:07,455 --> 00:05:10,527 This is the first actual work you've ever had to do around here 69 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:13,599 It's a robot holiday 70 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:14,879 Really which one 71 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,279 Come on bender 72 00:05:21,535 --> 00:05:22,815 Last month it was Obama. 73 00:05:23,071 --> 00:05:24,351 And before that robe on 74 00:05:26,655 --> 00:05:28,447 It wasn't just a blast 75 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,775 It was a secret tribute to my ancestral prototypes 76 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,335 Dropping to take the form of a drinking contest 77 00:05:34,591 --> 00:05:35,615 No lochia Bender 78 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,687 I respect your diversity to the extent the law requires 79 00:05:38,943 --> 00:05:42,271 But you used up all your days off when you had that bout with Roberto Carlos 80 00:05:43,295 --> 00:05:45,599 Alright I'll go 81 00:05:46,111 --> 00:05:50,975 The grudge against you for the rest of your life 82 00:05:52,767 --> 00:05:54,047 Is everyone 83 00:05:55,071 --> 00:05:58,143 Show me get this straight 84 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:00,191 This planet is completely uninhabited 85 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:04,031 No it's inhabited by robots 86 00:06:04,287 --> 00:06:06,591 Kind of like how Warehouse is inhabited 87 00:06:07,103 --> 00:06:10,687 Okay Bender we're here 88 00:06:10,943 --> 00:06:11,711 Time to get to work 89 00:06:11,967 --> 00:06:16,063 Jasmine's Layla tote that space barge lift that space pal 90 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:19,903 Now we can't land on the surface because those robots would kill frying me 91 00:06:20,159 --> 00:06:22,719 So we'll have to stay up here and lower you with the winch 92 00:06:22,975 --> 00:06:23,743 And remember 93 00:06:23,999 --> 00:06:25,023 You don't know humans 94 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:26,559 You don't work for humans 95 00:06:26,815 --> 00:06:28,863 And above all you don't like humans 96 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:31,423 I'll try to keep that in mind 97 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,775 Seems pretty angry 98 00:06:36,031 --> 00:06:39,871 Yeah but I guess I'd become angry too if I had to go to some 99 00:06:40,127 --> 00:06:41,919 Maybe we ought to do something nice for him 100 00:06:44,991 --> 00:06:47,551 This out of show that stupid robot we care about him 101 00:06:48,063 --> 00:06:50,879 Delivery 102 00:06:52,415 --> 00:06:58,559 I'm in trouble 103 00:07:00,607 --> 00:07:03,423 Oh my God we have no we can't 104 00:07:03,679 --> 00:07:04,703 The Killers On Site 105 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:05,983 What do you do 106 00:07:06,239 --> 00:07:12,383 I don't know I don't know it's not an easy decision if only I had two or three minutes to think about it 107 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:15,711 Okay we're going to save Bender we got to looking at 108 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:16,735 Exactly like robot 109 00:07:17,247 --> 00:07:20,575 I am fully operational 110 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:21,599 Talk like robots 111 00:07:21,855 --> 00:07:25,183 And if necessary solve complex differential equations like robots 112 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,231 I can dance like a robot 113 00:07:32,863 --> 00:07:33,375 Fry 114 00:07:33,631 --> 00:07:34,655 First of all this is Siri 115 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:36,447 And second of all 116 00:07:50,015 --> 00:07:51,551 Man we look stupid 117 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:53,343 We should have gotten store-bought cast 118 00:07:53,855 --> 00:07:56,159 Yeah but there wasn't a Woolworths in this quad 119 00:07:57,695 --> 00:07:58,719 Be your robot 120 00:07:58,975 --> 00:07:59,743 For human 121 00:08:00,511 --> 00:08:01,023 Robot 122 00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:01,791 Webe 123 00:08:03,327 --> 00:08:05,375 Robots outro 124 00:08:09,471 --> 00:08:11,519 Administered the test 125 00:08:18,175 --> 00:08:20,479 A pretty flower from your sweetie 126 00:08:24,575 --> 00:08:25,087 Choose 127 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:33,023 Is the puppy mechanical in any way 128 00:08:33,535 --> 00:08:34,815 Data file 129 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,167 You may pass 130 00:08:45,823 --> 00:08:48,383 Now if you see any robots just stay out of their way 131 00:09:02,719 --> 00:09:03,999 So far so good 132 00:09:08,351 --> 00:09:09,631 Have you seen this robot 133 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:12,191 Sorry 134 00:09:13,215 --> 00:09:16,031 Don't drop that b**** 135 00:09:20,383 --> 00:09:20,895 Come on 136 00:09:21,151 --> 00:09:22,431 Fry walk like a robot 137 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,479 Have to go to bathroom 138 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:27,551 Alright 139 00:09:28,063 --> 00:09:29,599 I wonder where they smoke in high school 140 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,647 Just go behind those garbage 141 00:09:32,159 --> 00:09:32,927 Awesome God 142 00:09:39,071 --> 00:09:40,095 Reapply 143 00:09:41,119 --> 00:09:45,215 Are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate 144 00:09:46,751 --> 00:09:48,543 Let me just patch you up with some hot dressing 145 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:50,591 I think the league stopping itself 146 00:09:51,359 --> 00:09:51,871 Wait 147 00:09:57,759 --> 00:10:01,599 What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing hot resin 148 00:10:01,855 --> 00:10:06,719 Sorry my friend and I have to go perform some mindless repetitive tasks 149 00:10:10,303 --> 00:10:11,327 May I won't keep you 150 00:10:27,455 --> 00:10:29,503 Intruder alert Intruder Alert 151 00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:37,183 But stuck in here 152 00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:52,287 Say Wendy 153 00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:54,079 Your chassis is a little scuffed 154 00:10:54,335 --> 00:10:55,871 Mind if I polish it for you 155 00:11:02,015 --> 00:11:02,527 Relax 156 00:11:02,783 --> 00:11:05,599 Wendy humans will never come to our defenceless little town 157 00:11:05,855 --> 00:11:07,647 It's perfectly safe to let our guard down 158 00:11:07,903 --> 00:11:08,927 Even for a second 159 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:29,663 It's not working 160 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:40,927 The human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic field 161 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,207 Get in the end 162 00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:45,023 He succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick 163 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,191 I'm just glad the nightmare is over 164 00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:53,727 It'll never be over one day 165 00:11:53,983 --> 00:11:57,311 Even though humans are looking at our playgrounds are breezeways 166 00:11:57,823 --> 00:11:58,591 Perhaps even 167 00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:00,639 Our movie theaters 168 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,271 Okay 169 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:07,551 Keep an eye out for Bender 170 00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:09,855 Did you think of the movie 171 00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:12,927 Too much Romance 172 00:12:13,439 --> 00:12:17,791 Yeah it was a real chick flick what's that 173 00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:19,583 We mean what's that 174 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,887 It's 5 o'clock time for the daily human 175 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:26,751 I think the crowd so no one notices 176 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,055 Oh that was uncalled for 177 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:30,591 Come over here 178 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:40,063 I heard a human was draining toilet behind garbage cans 738 I heard they unscrew are lug nuts at night and 179 00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:41,855 Are human branches 180 00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:44,927 Very special human hunt 181 00:12:45,439 --> 00:12:51,071 We have others today guess who's irrational hatred for humans makes me look like 182 00:12:51,327 --> 00:12:56,447 A newly arrived Refugee from Earth 183 00:13:00,031 --> 00:13:01,567 He's okay 184 00:13:06,175 --> 00:13:08,479 It's good to hear his voice 185 00:13:09,503 --> 00:13:15,391 Mary said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihilation of the human 186 00:13:15,647 --> 00:13:16,159 Species 187 00:13:16,415 --> 00:13:18,975 As well as some of the more cunning monkeys 188 00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:27,167 I can't tell you that 189 00:13:29,215 --> 00:13:30,751 He's become evil 190 00:13:31,775 --> 00:13:33,055 Eviler 191 00:13:33,311 --> 00:13:39,455 Thank you you want to purchase my 192 00:13:39,711 --> 00:13:44,575 1895 action figure 193 00:14:03,007 --> 00:14:09,151 Your basic human is between 3 and 25 ft tall and is made of a hairy oily Google wrapped in it 194 00:14:09,407 --> 00:14:13,503 Is it true your transmission fluid when you become a human 195 00:14:15,551 --> 00:14:16,575 Anything in the Trap 196 00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:17,599 Nothing 197 00:14:17,855 --> 00:14:18,623 Today's Act 198 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:20,415 If humans prefer low calories 199 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:24,511 Well that makes 146000 unsuccessful hunts in a row 200 00:14:25,023 --> 00:14:27,071 Good feeling about tomorrow 201 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:29,887 What's that 202 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:32,959 The old abandoned adult bookstore 203 00:14:33,215 --> 00:14:36,799 Nothing in there except maybe a few shreds of moldy old robot pornography 204 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,895 Sounds like a breeding ground for human 205 00:14:46,271 --> 00:14:47,295 You're a bad guy 206 00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:48,319 William 207 00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:54,207 What the hell are you doing here 208 00:14:54,463 --> 00:14:55,231 We've been looking for you 209 00:14:55,487 --> 00:14:58,047 Last we heard you're under arrest is the human sympathizer 210 00:14:58,303 --> 00:14:59,071 I was 211 00:14:59,327 --> 00:15:02,655 But they let me go when I told him I killed a million billion humans 212 00:15:02,911 --> 00:15:03,679 Good for you 213 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,263 We're rescuing you 214 00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:08,799 I don't want to be rescued 215 00:15:09,055 --> 00:15:11,871 Say what I've got wealth 216 00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:15,711 And access to the depths of sleeves that those things bring 217 00:15:16,223 --> 00:15:17,503 Dinner with your friend 218 00:15:21,343 --> 00:15:27,487 I'm just a machine to you you're no more friends of the electric chair 219 00:15:27,999 --> 00:15:29,023 That's not true 220 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,815 Well that's how I feel to me 221 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,703 Bigender 222 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:37,471 I miss you 223 00:15:37,983 --> 00:15:40,799 Go on get out of here before you get caught 224 00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:44,127 Thunder good news your album just went gold 225 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,431 Humans 226 00:15:46,687 --> 00:15:47,967 Oh my God 227 00:15:52,063 --> 00:15:53,087 Murderous 228 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,367 Brush piles 229 00:15:55,647 --> 00:16:01,279 I intend to demonstrate Beyond 0.5% 230 00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:05,375 Guilty of the crime of Being Human 231 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,935 Come to think of it 232 00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:09,727 Thank you prosecutor 233 00:16:09,983 --> 00:16:11,519 I will now consider the other day 234 00:16:13,823 --> 00:16:14,591 Hey wait a minute 235 00:16:14,847 --> 00:16:16,127 Is anyone going to defend us 236 00:16:17,151 --> 00:16:20,735 I mean he may not have a case but I'm genuinely not a human 237 00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:26,879 He froze up again 238 00:16:27,135 --> 00:16:28,671 Try ctrl-alt-delete 239 00:16:28,927 --> 00:16:30,975 Check on my car turn it off and on 240 00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:33,791 Clinic 241 00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,839 Okay okay he's back online 242 00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:38,911 I find the defendant 243 00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:44,287 Look one eye 244 00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:46,591 Not human 245 00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:50,687 Humans are robots live on earth 246 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:56,063 They will perform tedious calculations and spot-weld Automobiles until they become obsolete 247 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,623 Not given away to an inner city Middle School 248 00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:02,207 Rootwork Bender 249 00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:12,447 Are you all right 250 00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:13,471 Oh yeah 251 00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:16,287 How are you 252 00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:17,823 We are the robot elders 253 00:17:18,591 --> 00:17:19,615 You don't look very old 254 00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:20,383 Thanks 255 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:21,663 We try to take care of 256 00:17:22,687 --> 00:17:24,223 What's going on here 257 00:17:24,479 --> 00:17:25,503 Bring in 258 00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:32,415 Let's make this quick I'm due at the opening of a mini mall what is this 259 00:17:33,695 --> 00:17:35,231 It's time to put the humans to death 260 00:17:35,743 --> 00:17:39,327 But the judge already 261 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,119 The show for the public 262 00:17:41,631 --> 00:17:42,911 We are the true rulers of 263 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:48,031 Ham come from meteorites by the robots 264 00:17:48,287 --> 00:17:48,799 Toilets 265 00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:49,823 Come forward 266 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,639 You will have the honor of executing the prison 267 00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:54,943 I concur 268 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,503 Who's the ceremonial killer Magic 269 00:18:02,111 --> 00:18:04,671 A little tired right now 270 00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:07,487 Would it be alright if I just gave him a Savage 271 00:18:07,743 --> 00:18:08,511 No 272 00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,047 The elders have spoken 273 00:18:10,559 --> 00:18:11,327 Show us the killing 274 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:13,631 Said it made you a media darling 275 00:18:31,295 --> 00:18:32,319 Can't kill them 276 00:18:35,391 --> 00:18:36,415 Not these two 277 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,207 They're my friends 278 00:18:42,815 --> 00:18:43,839 Putrid cow 279 00:18:46,911 --> 00:18:47,679 Humans are 280 00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:50,495 We're well aware of that 281 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:51,775 You are 282 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:52,543 Of course 283 00:18:53,823 --> 00:18:54,591 What is a scapegoat 284 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:56,639 Distract the public from their Rio Bravo 285 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,759 And a corrupt government of incompetent robot elders 286 00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:07,903 Well I'm glad we got all that out in the open 287 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,695 We'll just let ourselves out 288 00:19:12,511 --> 00:19:15,839 Execute function control shift 289 00:19:21,215 --> 00:19:21,983 Take one more step 290 00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:25,567 He'll do it 291 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,895 Can I really breathe 292 00:19:29,663 --> 00:19:30,943 G I can remember it 293 00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:33,759 It might just be from that stupid movie 294 00:19:34,015 --> 00:19:35,551 Which of the original or the remake 295 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:41,951 I don't 296 00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:50,399 Packers 297 00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:57,055 Hello sucker 298 00:20:10,111 --> 00:20:16,255 Temporary for the human wow I can't believe you guys did 299 00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:17,279 Army 300 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,839 This is the best robanukah ever 301 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:23,423 We wanted to show you that we really do respect your robot heritage 302 00:20:24,703 --> 00:20:25,215 Thanks 303 00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:28,799 You do know that I made robotica up to get out of work right 304 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:29,823 Of course 305 00:20:30,335 --> 00:20:32,383 That doesn't make it any less meaningful 306 00:20:32,895 --> 00:20:33,663 In that case 308 00:20:34,305 --> 00:21:34,748 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app