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[ Springs Squeaking ]
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[ Squeaking Continues ]
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[ Exasperated Sigh ]
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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THEY'VE BEEN AT IT FOR HOURS!
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GIVE IT A REST, YOU TWO!
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[ Squeaking ]
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SORRY!
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Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports
www.admitme.app
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GOOD MORNING,
CLASS.
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I TRUST YOU'VE ALL PREPARED
FOR TODAY'S FINAL EXAM.
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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I MISSED
A FEW LECTURES.
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UH, WHAT SUBJECT
IS THIS?
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ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ALGEBRA.
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[ Gasps ]
WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
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MR. FRY,
ARE THOSE YOUR UNDERPANTS?
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[ Gasps ]
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[ All Laughing ]
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YOUNG MAN, I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU LEARNED A LESSON
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ABOUT LIGHTSPEED BRAND BRIEFS.
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[ Announcer ]
LIGHTSPEED FITS
TODAY'S ACTIVE LIFESTYLE
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WHETHER YOU'RE ON THE JOB
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OR HAVING FUN.
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LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS--
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STYLE AND COMFORT
FOR THE DISCRIMINATING CROTCH.
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OH!
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WHAT A WEIRD DREAM.
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I'LL NEVER GET BACK TO SLEEP.
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[ Snoring, Whistling ]
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SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME
THEY BROADCAST COMMERCIALS
INTO PEOPLE'S DREAMS?
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OF COURSE.
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BUT HOW IS
THAT POSSIBLE?
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IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
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THE AD GETS
INTO YOUR BRAIN
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JUST LIKE THIS LIQUID
GETS INTO THIS EGG.
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ALTHOUGH IN REALITY
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IT'S NOT LIQUID,
BUT GAMMA RADIATION.
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THAT'S AWFUL.
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IT'S LIKE BRAINWASHING.
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DIDN'T YOU HAVE ADS
IN THE 20th CENTURY?
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WELL, SURE,
BUT NOT IN OUR DREAMS--
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ONLY ON TV AND RADIO...
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AND IN MAGAZINES...
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AND MOVIES...
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AND AT BALL GAMES...
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AND ON BUSES
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AND MILK CARTONS AND T-SHIRTS
AND BANANAS
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AND WRITTEN ON THE SKY
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BUT NOT IN DREAMS.
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NO, SIRREE.
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QUIT SQUAWKING,
FLESHWAD.
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NOBODY'S FORCING YOU
TO BUY ANYTHING.
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YEAH. I MEAN,
WE ALL HAD COMMERCIALS
IN OUR DREAMS
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BUT YOU DON'T SEE US
RUNNING OFF TO BUY
BRAND-NAME MERCHANDISE
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AT LOW, LOW PRICES.
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HI. CARE TO SAMPLE
THE LATEST FRAGRANCE
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FROM CALVIN CLONE?
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NO, THANKS.
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[ Screams, Grumbling ]
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AND YOU, SIR?
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NO, THANKS. I--
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[ Gagging ]
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WHAT A LOVELY FACE.
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WE JUST NEED TO
DRAW ATTENTION
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AWAY FROM THE EYE AREA.
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[ Short Laser Burst ]
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[ Annoyed Groan ]
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COOL.
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CAN I TRY THESE ON
BEFORE I BUY THEM?
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I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET
YOU OPEN THE PACKAGE
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BUT YOU CAN TRY ON
THE DEMO PAIR.
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OOH.
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HO-HO-HO.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Cans Clattering ]
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HEY, BENDER.
GREAT NEW SWEATER.
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UH, "NEW"?
WHAT SWEATER?
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I CAME IN WITH IT!
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I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE.
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$30, PLEASE.
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$30? I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
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UNLESS--
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DO YOU TAKE VISA?
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VISA HASN'T EXISTED
FOR 500 YEARS.
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AMERICAN EXPRESS?
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600 YEARS.
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DISCOVER CARD?
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MMM, SORRY,
WE DON'T TAKE DISCOVER.
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HEY...
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HE'S SPRINGING
FOR LIGHTSPEEDS?
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- PRETTY RITZY.
- NO, I CAN'T AFFORD THEM.
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BEING POOR SUCKS.
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WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS
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WHERE THEY ADVERTISE THINGS
NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD?
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QUIET. THERE'S
AN AD COMING ON.
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Hello, shoppers.
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It's me, Mom.
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HEY, WHO'S
THE ROCKER JOCKEY?
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GUH! IT'S MOM--
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THE WORLD'S MOST HUGGABLE
INDUSTRIALIST.
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Call me old-fashioned
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but when my robot
starts to squeak
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like an old screen door, well,
that's when I reach for a can
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of Mom's Old-Fashioned
Robot Oil.
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[ Bender ]
OOH, TASTY.
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And remember: Mom's Oil is made
with 10% more love
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than the next leading brand.
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[ Announcer ]
"Mom," "love" and "screen door"
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are registered trademarks
of MomCorp.
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[ Squeaking ]
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HEY, BENDER,
SOUNDS LIKE YOU
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COULD USE A LITTLE
OF THAT OIL.
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HAMBONED.
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FREEZE, SCUZZBOT!
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UH, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN
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SOME SORT OF A MISTAKE HERE.
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I'M SURE THERE'S--
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I SAY, I'M SURE THERE'S--
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[ Crash ]
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THAT IS, I'M SURE THERE'S...
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A VERY...
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REASONABLE--
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DO WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY BENDER'S FINE?
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78... 79... 79.50.
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CRUD. WE'RE 50 CENTS SHORT.
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I'D LOVE TO CHIP IN,
BUT BENDER STOLE MY WALLET.
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HEY, THAT'S MY OLD BANK.
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MAYBE MY ACCOUNT'S STILL OPEN.
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HMM. WE DON'T SEEM
TO HAVE YOUR RETINA SCAN
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YOUR FINGERPRINT OR YOUR
COLONIC MAP ON FILE.
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YEAH, WELL, I DID OPEN
THE ACCOUNT
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OVER A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
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WHAT ABOUT MY A.T.M. CARD?
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DO YOU STILL REMEMBER
YOUR PIN NUMBER?
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SURE. IT'S THE PRICE OF
A CHEESE PIZZA AND A LARGE SODA
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BACK WHERE
I USED TO WORK--
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PINUCCI'S PIZZA.
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OKAY. YOU HAD A BALANCE
OF 93 CENTS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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AT AN AVERAGE OF 2 1/4
PERCENT INTEREST
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OVER A PERIOD OF 1,000 YEARS
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THAT COMES TO...
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$4.3 BILLION.
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[ Hyperventilating ]
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[ Gurgling ]
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[ Body Hits Floor ]
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TO FRY.
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I KNOW FRY'S RICH
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BUT DO WE REALLY HAVE
TO WEAR THESE TOP HATS?
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MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
JUST HOW RICH HE IS.
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IN FACT, I THINK
I BETTER PUT ON A MONOCLE.
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[ Contented Moaning ]
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[ Contented Moan ]
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[ Fry ]
PIZZA DINNER ON ME.
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[ All Cheering ]
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JUST KEEP THE TAB
UNDER $50 MILLION.
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YO. [ Whistles ]
I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.
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WHAT KIND OF PIZZA
YOUS GUYS WANT?
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UH, YEAH, WE'LL HAVE, UH, ONE
WITH EVERYTHING BUT ANCHOVIES
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AND, UH, ONE WITH
MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TOPPING--
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ANCHOVIES.
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[ Droning ]
INVALID SELECTION.
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[ New York Accent ]
YO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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ANCHOVIES. YOU KNOW...
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THOSE LITTLE HEADLESS FISH?
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DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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I'M SORRY, FRY,
BUT THE ANCHOVY
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HAS BEEN EXTINCT
SINCE THE 2200s.
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- WHAT?
- OH, MY, YES,
FISHED TO DEATH--
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JUST ABOUT THE TIME
YOUR PEOPLE ARRIVED ON EARTH
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WASN'T IT, ZOIDBERG?
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I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE.
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SO NONE OF YOU HAS
EVER HAD ANCHOVIES?
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OH, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.
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THEY'RE ALL SALTY AND OILY,
AND THEY MELTED IN YOUR MOUTH--
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STOP! STOP!
I ADMIT IT.
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MY PEOPLE ATE THEM ALL.
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WE KEPT SAYING,
"ONE MORE CAN'T HURT."
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AND THEN THEY WERE GONE.
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WE'RE SORRY!
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[ Sighs ]
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I JUST WISH I COULD
HAVE SHOWED YOU GUYS
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HOW GREAT THEY WERE.
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I MAY BE RICH, BUT I
STILL CAN'T BUY BACK
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ALL THE THINGS I MISS
FROM THE 20th CENTURY.
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MAYBE YOU'RE FORGETTING
JUST HOW RICH YOU ARE.
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HUH? HUH?
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I KNOW YOU SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
ON THIS PLACE, FRY
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BUT IT'S AWFULLY PRIMITIVE.
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THE FLOORS ARE MADE
OF SUCH HARD WOOD.
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HEY, GET A LOAD
OF THIS PATHETIC
20th-CENTURY TV.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH IT?
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WELL, ASIDE FROM
CAUSING EYE CANCER
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THESE THINGS HAD A LOUSY,
LOW-DEFINITION PICTURE.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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ON A TV LIKE THIS,
I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN
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MAKE OUT MY OBSCENE TATTOO.
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[ Whistles ]
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THAT'S CUTE.
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SOLD!
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YES!
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I JUST DON'T GET IT.
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WHO WAS THIS TED DANSON
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AND WHY WOULD YOU PAY
$10,000 FOR HIS SKELETON?
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I HAVE AN IDEA
FOR A SITCOM.
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AH, LEAVE HIM
ALONE, LEELA.
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SO HE'S GOING A LITTLE WACKO
WITH HIS MONEY.
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THAT'S OKAY.
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YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
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'CAUSE HE BOUGHT YOU
THAT ANTIQUE ROBOT TOY.
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[ Laughs ]
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YEAH.
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IT IS CUTE.
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[ Screams ]
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NOW, OUR FINAL ITEM:
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THIS UNOPENED CAN
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OF ANGRY NORWEGIAN BRAND
ANCHOVIES, CIRCA 1997.
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ANCHOVIES?
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THE LAST KNOWN CAN
IN EXISTENCE
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GUARANTEED FRESH
AND EDIBLE.
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DO I HEAR $10,000?
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$15,000.
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20.
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30. NO, 40.
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$50,000.
[ Crowd Murmuring ]
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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IT'S A CAN OF OLD FISH.
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DON'T TELL ME HOW
TO SPEND MY MONEY.
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50, GOING ONCE, TWICE--
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[ Woman ]
$75,000.
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[ All Gasping ]
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OH, MY GOD.
IT'S MOM.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN HER
IN PERSON BEFORE.
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$100,000.
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[ All Murmuring ]
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FRY, YOU CAN'T
BID AGAINST MOM.
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SHE'S THE RICHEST
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MOST POWERFUL
PERSON IN THE WORLD.
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AND SHE'S
SO ADORABLE.
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WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD GO
AS HIGH AS... $300,000.
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- 500.
- MERCY ME-- A MILLION.
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- TWO.
- SIX.
- FOURTEEN.
246
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,898
I CAN SEE THE
NICE YOUNG MAN
247
00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,834
REALLY WANTS
THOSE LITTLE FISH.
248
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,319
NEVERTHELESS,
I'LL BID 23 MILLION.
249
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,505
ONE JILLION DOLLARS.
250
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,707
[ All Gasping ]
251
00:10:58,775 --> 00:11:00,992
SIR, THAT'S NOT A NUMBER.
252
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,243
[ All Gasping ]
253
00:11:02,312 --> 00:11:04,078
OH. IN THAT CASE...
254
00:11:04,147 --> 00:11:05,246
50 MILLION.
255
00:11:05,315 --> 00:11:06,714
[ All Gasping ]
256
00:11:06,783 --> 00:11:08,133
WELL, BOYS,
257
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:11,435
YOUR OLD MOTHER KNOWS
WHEN SHE'S BEEN BEAT.
258
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,904
YOU WIN, YOUNG MAN.
259
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,572
I TIP MY BONNET TO YOU.
260
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:15,907
[ Crowd Cooing ]
261
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,258
[ Woman ]
OH, ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?
262
00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:19,493
WHAT A CLASS ACT. SOLD!
263
00:11:19,562 --> 00:11:21,529
TO THE GENTLEMAN WHO
BOUGHT EVERY ITEM
264
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,097
IN TODAY'S AUCTION.
265
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,133
[ All Booing ]
266
00:11:29,038 --> 00:11:34,642
NOW FOR SOME GOOD OLD
20th-CENTURY TV.
267
00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:36,744
AH.
268
00:11:36,812 --> 00:11:39,146
[ Old Man ]
Do you remember a time
269
00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:41,866
when chocolate chip cookies
came fresh from the oven?
270
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,117
Petridge Farm remembers.
271
00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:44,435
OH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
272
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,987
Do you remember a time
when women couldn't vote
273
00:11:47,056 --> 00:11:49,808
and certain folk weren't allowed
on golf courses?
274
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,426
Petridge Farm remembers.
275
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:52,459
[ Knock At Door ]
276
00:11:52,528 --> 00:11:54,545
[ Leela ]
FRY, ARE YOU THERE?
277
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,730
HUH?
278
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,215
[ Door Opens ]
279
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,216
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO
WORK IN THREE DAYS.
280
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,584
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
281
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,987
I'VE BEEN SITTING RIGHT HERE.
282
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,089
I PICKED UP MY LIFE
EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT OFF
283
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,456
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
284
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,592
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME?
285
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:10,361
IT'S 8:00, TIME TO GET BUSY.
286
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,546
♪ I like big butts
and I cannot lie ♪
287
00:12:12,615 --> 00:12:14,899
♪ You other brothers
can't deny ♪
288
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,984
YOU CAN'T JUST
SIT HERE IN THE DARK
289
00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:18,803
LISTENING TO CLASSICAL MUSIC.
290
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,105
I COULD IF YOU HADN'T
TURNED ON THE LIGHTS
291
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,440
AND SHUT OFF THE STEREO.
292
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:25,143
FRY, THIS ISN'T HEALTHY;
YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST.
293
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,245
I'M RICH. I CAN LIVE
WHENEVER I WANT.
294
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,579
BUT WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS
295
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,581
AND WE LIVE HERE
IN THE YEAR 3000.
296
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:31,949
YEAH.
297
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:35,085
NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO COME
TO THE SQUID FIGHTS WITH US
298
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,722
OR SIT HERE WALLOWING
IN YOUR PREHISTORIC JUNK?
299
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,906
JUNK?
300
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,841
MAYBE YOU CAN'T
UNDERSTAND THIS
301
00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:43,578
BUT I FINALLY FOUND
WHAT I NEED TO BE HAPPY
302
00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:45,813
AND IT'S NOT FRIENDS--
IT'S THINGS.
303
00:12:45,882 --> 00:12:47,014
I'M A THING.
304
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,484
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
305
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:53,354
FRY, PLEASE.
306
00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,940
[ Knock ]
MY PONYTAIL'S CAUGHT
IN THE DOOR.
307
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,408
I DON'T NEED THEM--
308
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,944
NOT WHEN I HAVE
MY ANTIQUE VIDEOS
309
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,063
MY BUCKET OF FOSSILIZED KFC
310
00:13:02,132 --> 00:13:04,749
AND $50 MILLION WORTH
OF ANCHOVIES.
311
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,117
[ Lips Smacking ]
312
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,454
MERCY ME, WHAT A DAY.
313
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,925
COULD YOU SHUT THE DOOR,
IGNER, DEAR?
314
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:17,061
I THINK I FEEL A DRAFT
COMING ON.
315
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,366
HOLY CRAP,
THAT BASTARD'S ITCHY.
316
00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:23,184
WALT, CREAM SODA.
317
00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:24,401
RIGHT AWAY, MOTHER.
318
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,838
LARRY, GET YOUR
MOTHER A CREAM SODA.
319
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,606
BUT MOM SAID--
320
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,291
YOU HEARD ME.
321
00:13:38,168 --> 00:13:39,267
WHAT'S WRONG, MOMMY?
322
00:13:39,336 --> 00:13:41,402
IT'S THOSE DAMNED ANCHOVIES.
323
00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:44,104
THAT DIRTBAG FRY
MUST KNOW THEIR SECRET
324
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:47,325
AND I WON'T REST
UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON THEM.
325
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,461
NO ONE MESSES WITH MOM.
326
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,130
[ Evil Laughter ]
327
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,799
[ Evil Laughter ]
328
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,851
[ Evil Laughter ]
329
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,721
[ Evil Laughter ]
330
00:13:59,789 --> 00:14:01,839
QUIET, YOU.
331
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:10,147
AS YOU BOYS KNOW, ONE OF
THE CORNERSTONES OF MY EMPIRE
332
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,132
IS MOM'S OLD-FASHIONED
ROBOT OIL.
333
00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:14,669
THINK OF IT--
TEN BILLION ROBOTS
334
00:14:14,737 --> 00:14:18,673
EACH ONE NEEDING AN OIL CHANGE
EVERY 3,000 MILES.
335
00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:20,741
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE MATH
336
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:23,060
TO KNOW THAT'S
A BUTTLOAD OF OIL.
337
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,495
CAN I WEAR YOUR FAT SUIT?
338
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,812
NO, IGNER, PUT THAT DOWN!
339
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:27,148
OHH.
340
00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:29,417
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH THE ANCHOVIES?
341
00:14:29,485 --> 00:14:33,070
I'M GETTING
TO THE FREAKING ANCHOVIES.
342
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,755
[ Beeps ]
343
00:14:34,823 --> 00:14:37,141
A SINGLE DROP
OF THE ANCHOVY'S NATURAL OIL
344
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,360
WOULD LUBRICATE TEN ROBOTS
PERMANENTLY.
345
00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:40,995
WOW. IT'S A SHAME
THEY WENT EXTINCT.
346
00:14:41,064 --> 00:14:43,864
NO, IT ISN'T!
SHUT YOUR FILTHY CLAM!
347
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,750
THANK YOU, WALT.
[ Beeps ]
348
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,669
IF ANYONE EVER GOT HOLD
OF ANCHOVY DNA
349
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:50,771
THEY COULD CHOP OUT
THE OIL-MAKING GENE
350
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,457
STICK IT IN A BUNCH
OF THIRD WORLD KIDS AND BAM!
351
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,342
CHEAP, EFFECTIVE ROBOT OIL--
352
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:58,312
ENOUGH TO PUT DEAR OLD MOM
OUT OF BUSINESS.
353
00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:01,015
MY GOD, THIS MR. FRY
354
00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:04,085
MUST BE A MASTERMIND
OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.
355
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:07,938
[ "Sanford And Son Theme"
Playing ]
356
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,139
[ Slurping ]
357
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,541
Esther, you ugly.
358
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,626
[ Laughs ]
359
00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:13,193
WE HAVE ONLY ONE OPTION.
360
00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:15,062
WE'LL HAVE TO BANKRUPT MR. FRY
361
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,998
SO HE'LL BE FORCED TO SELL
THE ANCHOVIES TO US.
362
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:21,168
MOTHER, YOU ARE ONE
CLEVER OLD SCAG.
363
00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:22,603
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
364
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,122
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET
FRY'S MONEY OUT OF THE BANK?
365
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:28,025
THAT PART WILL BE EASY,
THANKS TO THE NICE PEOPLE
366
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,745
AT MOM'S OLD-FASHIONED
VIDEO SURVEILLANCE UNIT.
367
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,864
Do you still remember
your pin number?
368
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,366
Sure. It's the price
of a cheese pizza
and a large soda
369
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,869
back where I used to
work-- Pinucci's Pizza.
370
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,271
[ Tape Rewinding ]
371
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:43,291
It's the price
of a cheese pizza
and a large soda.
372
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,576
YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS
TO BE DONE.
373
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,711
WHAT?
374
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,797
GET HIS PIN NUMBER,
YOU IDIOTS!
375
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:55,836
NOW I'M OFF TO SOME CHARITY B.S.
FOR KNOCKED-UP TEENAGE SLUTS.
376
00:15:55,904 --> 00:15:57,938
[ Knock At Door ]
377
00:15:58,007 --> 00:16:01,208
[ Walt ]
MR. FRY, IT'S THOSE THREE
PLUMBERS YOU CALLED FOR.
378
00:16:01,277 --> 00:16:03,594
[ Igner ]
WE'RE HERE TO TIGHTEN
YOUR DRAINS.
379
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,613
[ Hard Whack ]
OW!
380
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,349
I DIDN'T ORDER ANY--
381
00:16:09,418 --> 00:16:10,951
QUICK! GIVE HIM
THE TRANQUILIZER.
382
00:16:12,154 --> 00:16:14,321
[ Muffled Gagging ]
383
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,390
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
384
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:17,742
[ Gulp ]
385
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,647
WAKE UP, MR. FRY.
386
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,482
WHERE AM I?
387
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:29,286
YOU'RE IN THE GOOD OLD YEAR 2000
WORKING HERE AT PINUCCI'S PIZZA.
388
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,321
YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB.
389
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,925
WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME,
BUT I THOUGHT I GOT FROZEN.
390
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,493
WASN'T I IN THE FUTURE?
391
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:40,114
NO, YOU ONLY "DREAMED"
YOU WERE IN THE YEAR 3000.
392
00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:41,448
SO I'M REALLY BACK?
393
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:44,534
WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED, I GUESS.
394
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:45,570
WHO ARE YOU?
395
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,938
I AM MR. PINUCCI.
396
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,155
YOU ARE?
397
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,474
DID-DID YOU GROW A MUSTACHE
SINCE LAST NIGHT?
398
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,644
NO. NOW, GO WORK
THE CURRENCY REGISTER.
399
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,347
I THINK I HEAR
A CUSTOMER COMING.
400
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,149
I SAID, "I THINK I HEAR
A CUSTOMER COMING."
401
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,035
OH, HURRY UP, PLEASE.
402
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,204
I WANT TO GET BACK
TO THE HEAD MUSEUM.
403
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,706
DON'T WORRY,
MISS ANDERSON.
404
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,140
THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
405
00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:09,943
NOW, YOUR MOTIVATION IS,
YOU'RE BACK IN THE YEAR 2000
406
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:11,879
AND YOUR HEAD'S
STILL ON YOUR BODY
407
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,530
AND YOU WANT A CHEESE PIZZA.
408
00:17:16,853 --> 00:17:18,452
OKAY, BUT I'M ONLY DOING THIS
409
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,404
SO PEOPLE WILL TAKE MY HEAD
SERIOUSLY AS AN ACTRESS.
410
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,991
HEY, LOOK-- ANCHOVIES.
411
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,692
OF COURSE.
412
00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:27,261
THEY'RE NOT EXTINCT YET.
413
00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:29,096
AND IF YOU NEED
FURTHER PROOF
414
00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,698
THAT THIS IS REALLY
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO
415
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:35,001
WELL, HERE'S CONTEMPORARY
ACTRESS PAMELA ANDERSON.
416
00:17:36,338 --> 00:17:37,805
OOH.
417
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,240
HELLO, FRY.
418
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,425
REMEMBER ME
FROM BAYWATCH: THE MOVIE?
419
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,577
UH--
420
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,062
IT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE
421
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,347
TO BE SHOT ENTIRELY
IN SLOW MOTION.
422
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,000
IT HASN'T BEEN MADE YET.
423
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,684
THEN HE DOESN'T KNOW
I WON THE OSCAR?
424
00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:52,569
NOPE.
CRAP!
425
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,705
WAIT. YOU'RE
PAMELA ANDERSON.
426
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,157
COOL. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
427
00:17:57,226 --> 00:18:00,594
OH, I'LL HAVE A CHEESE PIZZA
AND A LARGE--
428
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,279
UH... LINE?
429
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,497
SODA.
430
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:04,648
OH, RIGHT.
431
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,434
CHEESE PIZZA AND A LARGE SODA.
432
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,520
UH, CHEESE AND A--
433
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,138
THAT WAS QUICK.
434
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,273
SO, WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
435
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,976
10.77--
436
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:17,428
SAME AS MY PIN NUMBER.
437
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,580
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
438
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,939
[ Igner ]
HEY, YOU DON'T
GET TO LAUGH.
439
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,344
THANKS A BILLION.
440
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,945
[ Laughing ]
441
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:38,315
MORE LIKE 4.3 BILLION.
442
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,717
OH!
OW!
443
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,597
UH, I HAD A NIGHTMARE
I WAS IN THE YEAR 2000
444
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,199
AND YOU GUYS NEVER EXISTED.
445
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,102
I'M SO GLAD I'M AWAKE NOW
AND YOU'RE REALLY HERE.
446
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,670
SINCE WHEN DO YOU
CARE ABOUT US?
447
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,139
WE THOUGHT YOU
ONLY CARED ABOUT
CANS OF ANCHOVIES
448
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,175
AND STUFFY OLD SONGS
ABOUT THE BUTTOCKS.
449
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,177
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
450
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,678
GOOD-BYE.
451
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,081
WHEE!
452
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,583
[ Announcer ]
THIS DREAM BROUGHT TO YOU
BY LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS.
453
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,719
BENDER, LEELA...
454
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,154
DON'T LEAVE ME.
455
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,706
WAIT A MINUTE.
456
00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:20,891
HEY, HEY, BUDDY,
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
457
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,176
UH... 3000.
458
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,628
3000?
459
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,480
YES! I'M STILL IN THE FUTURE!
460
00:19:26,549 --> 00:19:28,165
LIFE IS WONDERFUL!
461
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,501
WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY STUFF?
462
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:31,968
UH, CHECK BOUNCED.
463
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,871
WE'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK.
464
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:39,526
OH, NO, MY A.T.M. CARD--
MY-MY SECRET PIN NUMBER: 1077.
465
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,946
I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT.
466
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,897
EXCEPT...
467
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:47,952
YOU'RE FRY'S RELATIVE.
468
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,187
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HE GOT SO CRAZY?
469
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:51,455
UH, WHAT?
470
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,508
OH, THEY SAY MADNESS
RUNS IN OUR FAMILY.
471
00:19:54,576 --> 00:19:56,210
SOME EVEN CALL ME MAD.
472
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,278
AND WHY?
473
00:19:58,347 --> 00:20:02,282
BECAUSE I DARED TO DREAM OF
MY OWN RACE OF ATOMIC MONSTERS--
474
00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:05,402
ATOMIC SUPERMEN WITH
OCTAGONAL-SHAPED BODIES
475
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,137
THAT SUCK BLOOD
OUT OF YOU--
476
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,338
LEELA, BENDER!
477
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,689
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
478
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:11,491
YOU DID?
WHAT HAPPENED?
479
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,859
I WAS ROBBED.
480
00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,961
THEY GOT EVERYTHING,
EXCEPT THESE.
481
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,296
WHO DID?
482
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:17,964
HELLO, FRY.
483
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,466
IT'S MOM.
484
00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:22,403
I FELT TERRIBLE WHEN I HEARD
ABOUT YOUR MONEY TROUBLES
485
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,406
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD
HELP OUT A SWEET YOUNG MAN
486
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,974
BY BUYING HIS ANCHOVIES.
487
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:30,527
SORRY, BUT THE ANCHOVIES
AREN'T FOR SALE.
488
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,763
WHAT? LISTEN,
YOU LITTLE BASTARD
489
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,781
I CONTROL
THE ROBOT OIL BUSINESS
490
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,617
AND I WON'T LET YOU RUIN ME.
491
00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,151
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
492
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,187
YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT
THAT CHECKBOOK AWAY
493
00:20:40,256 --> 00:20:43,007
BECAUSE I'VE DISCOVERED
SOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT--
494
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,926
MY FRIENDS, AND THEY AREN'T
WORTH EVEN A PENNY TO ME.
495
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:49,646
THAT'S WHY THESE ANCHOVIES
ARE GOING ON A PIZZA...
496
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,983
SO I CAN SHARE THE FOOD I LOVE
WITH THE PEOPLE I LIKE.
497
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:55,652
HOLY HELL! YOU'RE
GOING TO EAT THEM?
498
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,722
OH! WELL, JUST MAKE SURE
YOU EAT THEM ALL.
499
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,624
YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.
500
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,993
TOODLE-OO!
501
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,061
DUMB ASS.
502
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,962
WHAT A NICE LADY.
503
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:13,019
OKAY, MY FRIENDS,
GET READY
504
00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:16,022
FOR THE MOST
DELICIOUS
EXTINCT ANIMAL
505
00:21:16,091 --> 00:21:17,574
YOU'VE EVER TASTED.
506
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:18,993
I DON'T KNOW.
507
00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:20,027
I'VE HAD COW.
508
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,130
[ All Retching ]
509
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,264
GROSS!
510
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,265
ICK!
511
00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:26,650
MM.
512
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:29,086
EH, NO ONE LIKES
THEM AT FIRST
513
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,121
BUT THEY'LL GROW ON YOU.
514
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,507
[ Sniffing ]
THAT STENCH--
515
00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:36,709
THAT HEAVENLY STENCH.
516
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:41,881
MORE.
517
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:44,250
THERE AREN'T ANYMORE,
AND THERE NEVER WILL BE.
518
00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:45,603
MORE!
519
00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:47,004
MORE!
520
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,489
MORE!
521
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,074
MORE!
521
00:21:52,305 --> 00:22:52,432
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