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[ Professor ]
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.
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TOMORROW,
YOU'LL BE MAKING A DELIVERY
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TO EBOLA 9,
THE VIRUS PLANET.
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WHY CAN'T
THEY GO TODAY?
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BECAUSE TONIGHT'S
A SPECIAL NIGHT
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AND I WANT ALL OF YOU
TO BE ALIVE.
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IT'S THE ACADEMY OF INVENTORS
ANNUAL SYMPOSIUM.
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WOW, I LOVE SYMPOSIA.
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IT'S THE EVENT
OF THE SCIENTIFIC SEASON.
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EVERY MEMBER PRESENTS
AN INVENTION
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AND THE BEST ONE
WINS THE ACADEMY PRIZE.
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SOUNDS BORING.
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OH, MY, YES, BUT
NOT THIS YEAR
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BECAUSE MY LATEST
INVENTION IS UNBEATABLE.
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BEHOLD...
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THE DEATH CLOCK.
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SIMPLY JAM YOUR
FINGER IN THE HOLE
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AND THIS READOUT
TELLS YOU
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EXACTLY HOW LONG YOU
HAVE LEFT TO LIVE.
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DOES IT REALLY WORK?
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WELL, IT'S OCCASIONALLY
OFF BY A FEW SECONDS
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WHAT WITH
FREE WILL AND ALL.
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SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
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HOW LONG DO I
HAVE TO LIVE?
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[ Bell Dings ]
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[ Whistles ]
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OOH, DIBS
ON HIS CD PLAYER!
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Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports
www.admitme.app
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[ Chattering ]
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WHO'S THE
GROSS NERD?
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THAT'S ME,
AT THE VERY FIRST SYMPOSIUM.
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I'M THE ACADEMY'S
OLDEST LIVING MEMBER, YOU KNOW.
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THESE YOUNGSTERS
ALL LOOK UP TO ME.
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[ Man ]
WELL, WELL, WELL...
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LOOK WHO DECIDED
TO SHOW HIS WRINKLED FACE.
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, WERNSTROM?
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FACE IT, FARNSWORTH,
YOU'RE OVER THE HILL.
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IT'S TIME TO LEAVE SCIENCE
TO THE 120-YEAR-OLDS.
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YOU YOUNG TURKS THINK
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
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I WAS INVENTING THINGS
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WHEN YOU WERE BARELY
TURNING SENILE.
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[ Laughs ]
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GO HOME BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS
YOURSELF, OLD MAN.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
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I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP
BEFORE THE CEREMONIES.
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WHO'S THAT JERK?
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A HUNDRED YEARS AGO
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HE WAS MY MOST PROMISING
STUDENT AT MARS UNIVERSITY
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BUT THEN,
AFTER ONE FATEFUL POP QUIZ...
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"A-MINUS"?
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NO ONE GIVES OGDEN WERNSTROM
AN A-MINUS.
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I'M SORRY,
BUT PENMANSHIP COUNTS.
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I SWEAR I'LL
HAVE MY REVENGE
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IF IT TAKES ME
A HUNDRED YEARS.
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AND HERE IT IS
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SLIGHTLY OVER 99 YEARS LATER
AND STILL NO REVENGE.
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I'M ESSENTIALLY
IN THE CLEAR.
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[ Chattering ]
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I'VE BEEN PERUSING
YOUR FORTIFIED WINE LIST
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AND I'VE SELECTED
THE '71 HOBO'S DELIGHT,
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THE '57 CHATEAU PART-AY AND
THE '66 THUNDER-SCHEWITZ.
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EXQUISITE CHOICES, SIR.
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AND MIX THEM
ALL TOGETHER
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IN A BIG JUG.
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WELCOME TO THIS YEAR'S
ACADEMY SYMPOSIUM.
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I'M YOUR HOST, RON POPEIL--
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INVENTOR OF MR. MICROPHONE,
THE SPRAY-ON TOUPEE
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AND, OF COURSE, THE TECHNOLOGY
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TO KEEP HUMAN HEADS ALIVE
IN JARS.
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
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WE'VE GOT A WHOLE LINEUP
OF INVENTORS TONIGHT
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STARTING WITH
THAT UP-AND-COMING YOUNG STAR
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OGDEN WERNSTROM.
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BOO!
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MORE WINE!
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DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS
OF THE ACADEMY
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I PRESENT TO YOU
THE REVERSE SCUBA SUIT.
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OBSERVE.
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FETCH.
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[ Thud ]
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[ Sloshing ]
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[ Thud ]
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NOW SIT.
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I SAID, "SIT."
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BAD FISH!
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[ Applause ]
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OH.
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DON'T WORRY,
PROFESSOR.
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IT'S NO COMPETITION
FOR YOUR DEATH CLOCK.
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AND WHAT WILL YOU BE PRESENTING
THIS EVENING, GRANDPA?
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LET'S JUST SAY
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IT'LL PUT YOU YOUNG
WHIPPERSNAPPERS
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IN YOUR PLACE.
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I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT AS LAME
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AS THAT DEATH CLOCK
YOU PRESENTED LAST YEAR.
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EH, "LAST YEAR," YOU SAY?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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OH, MY.
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DID IT PUT YOU YOUNG
WHIPPERSNAPPERS
IN YOUR PLACE?
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HARDLY.
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WE LAUGHED
UNTIL OUR TEETH FELL OUT.
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COME ALONG, CINNAMON.
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OH, DEAR.
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I'LL HAVE
TO INVENT SOMETHING NEW
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IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES--
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PERHAPS SOME SORT
OF DEATH CLOCK.
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UH, PROFESSOR?
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[ Jet Engine Revving ]
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[ Chopper Blades Whirring ]
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[ Murmuring ]
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OUR LAST PRESENTATION COMES
FROM OUR OLDEST MEMBER--
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PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH.
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PROFESSOR?
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[ Stammering ]
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JUST A SECOND.
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JUST A SECOND.
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PENCILS DOWN,
PRUNE FACE.
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[ Grumbles ]
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OH, YES, HERE I AM.
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OKAY, NOW. HELLO THERE.
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NOW, WE ALL KNOW TELESCOPES
ALLOW US TO SEE DISTANT OBJECTS
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BUT WHAT IF WE WANT
TO SMELL DISTANT OBJECTS?
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WELL, NOW WE CAN,
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THANKS TO MY NEW INVENTION--
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THE SMELLOSCOPE.
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[ Excited Murmuring ]
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THE ODOR TRAVELS PAST
THIS COFFEE STAIN HERE
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AROUND THE OLIVE PIT AND
INTO THIS CIGAR BURN...
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AND THIS APPEARS
TO BE A-A...
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DOODLE OF MYSELF
AS A COWBOY.
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[ Laughing ]
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BUT THE SMELLOSCOPE
IS BRILLIANT, I TELL YOU!
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THINK OF THE ASTRONOMICAL ODORS
YOU'LL SMELL, THANKS TO ME!
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[ Jeering Laughter ]
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OH, MY.
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[ Laughing ]
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I'VE WAITED A HUNDRED YEARS
FOR THIS, FARNSWORTH.
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I GIVE YOUR INVENTION
THE WORST GRADE IMAGINABLE--
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AN A-MINUS-MINUS!
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[ Laughing ]
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AND NOW FOR THE PRESENTATION
OF THE AWARD.
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LISTEN, FOLKS
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I'M PRACTICALLY GIVING
THIS PRIZE AWAY
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TO DR. WERNSTROM
FOR HIS FISH THINGY.
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[ Applause ]
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[ Sniffles ]
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OH.
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PERHAPS 149 IS JUST TOO
OLD TO BE A SCIENTIST.
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YEP.
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NO, PROFESSOR.
DON'T GIVE UP.
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THERE WERE PLENTY OF TIMES
IN MY CENTURY
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WHEN I WAS GOING TO GIVE UP,
BUT I NEVER DID. NEVER.
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HEY, ARE YOU EVEN
LISTENING TO ME?
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OH, I GIVE UP.
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BY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT!
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I'M GOING TO BUILD
THAT SMELLOSCOPE.
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[ Professor ]
EUREKA!
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DID YOU BUILD
THE SMELLOSCOPE?
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NO. I REMEMBERED
THAT I BUILT ONE LAST YEAR.
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GO AHEAD, TRY IT.
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YOU'LL FIND
THAT EVERY HEAVENLY BODY HAS
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ITS OWN PARTICULAR SCENT.
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HERE, I'LL POINT IT AT JUPITER.
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[ Grinding ]
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[ Sniffing ]
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SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES.
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EXACTLY.
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AND NOW SATURN.
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[ Sniffing ]
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PINE NEEDLES.
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OH, MAN, THIS IS GREAT.
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AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MAKE ME
SMELL URANUS.
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[ Laughing ]
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I DON'T GET IT.
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I'M SORRY, FRY
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BUT ASTRONOMERS
RENAMED URANUS IN 2620
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TO END THAT STUPID JOKE
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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OH. WHAT'S IT CALLED NOW?
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URECTUM.
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HERE, LET ME LOCATE IT FOR YOU.
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HOW ABOUT--
[ Laughs ]
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NO, NO, I THINK I'LL
JUST SMELL AROUND
A BIT OVER HERE.
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[ Sniffing ]
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HMM.
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[ Sniffing ]
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HMM.
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[ Sniffing ]
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[ Retching ]
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WHAT IS IT?
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[ Sniffing ]
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OH, JEEZ, OH, MAN!
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REMARKABLE!
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A STENCH SO FOUL,
IT'S RIGHT OFF THE FUNK-OMETER.
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I DARESAY,
FRY MAY HAVE DISCOVERED
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THE SMELLIEST OBJECT
IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.
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OOH! OOH!
NAME IT AFTER ME!
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[ Sniffing ]
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I THINK IT'S MOVING.
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HMM. PERHAPS THE COMPUTER
CAN CALCULATE ITS TRAJECTORY.
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MY GOD!
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WHATEVER IT IS,
IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US
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WITH ENOUGH FORCE
TO REDUCE THIS ENTIRE CITY
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TO A STINKY CRATER!
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WE HAVE LESS THAN 72 HOURS.
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[ All Gasping ]
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WELL, LET'S GET LOOTING.
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[ Whistling ]
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SO THIS THING'S GOING
TO DESTROY THE WHOLE CITY?
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WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
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AH, JUST AS I THOUGHT.
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THE ANSWER LIES IN THIS MOVIE
I FOUND ON THE INTERNET.
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[ Dramatic Music Playing ]
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[ Man ]
NEW YORK CITY: THE YEAR 2000.
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THE MOST WASTEFUL SOCIETY
IN THE HISTORY OF THE GALAXY
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AND IT WAS RUNNING OUT
OF PLACES
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TO BURY ITS NEVER-ENDING
OUTPUT OF GARBAGE.
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THE LANDFILLS WERE FULL.
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NEW JERSEY WAS FULL.
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AND SO, UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS
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THE CITY PUT ITS GARBAGE
OUT TO SEA
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ON THE WORLD'S LARGEST BARGE.
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[ Whistling Tune ]
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THE REPULSIVE BARGE CIRCLED
THE OCEANS FOR 50 YEARS
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BUT NO COUNTRY WOULD
ACCEPT IT--
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NOT EVEN
THAT REALLY FILTHY ONE.
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YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN.
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FINALLY, IN 2052, THE CITY
USED ITS MOB CONNECTIONS
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TO OBTAIN A ROCKET
AND LAUNCH THE GARBAGE
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INTO OUTER SPACE.
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SOME EXPERTS CLAIM THE BALL
MIGHT RETURN TO EARTH SOMEDAY
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BUT THEIR CONCERNS
WERE DISMISSED
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AS DEPRESSING.
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WOW, YOU GOT THAT
OFF THE INTERNET?
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IN MY DAY, THE INTERNET
WAS ONLY USED
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TO DOWNLOAD
PORNOGRAPHY.
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ACTUALLY, THAT'S STILL TRUE.
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Now that the garbage
is in space, Doctor
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perhaps you can help me
with my sexual inhibitions.
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With gusto.
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AW.
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SO THAT'S
THE SITUATION.
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DUE TO THE SHORTSIGHTEDNESS
OF OLD NEW YORK
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NEW NEW YORK IS GOING
TO BE DESTROYED
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BY A GIANT BALL OF GARBAGE.
245
00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:19,301
FRY, WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU PEOPLE
THINKING BACK THEN?
246
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,619
HOW COULD YOU JUST
THROW YOUR GARBAGE AWAY?
247
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,154
HEY, HEY, GIVE ME A BREAK.
248
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,538
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?
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00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:26,207
WE RECYCLE EVERYTHING.
250
00:10:26,276 --> 00:10:28,860
ROBOTS ARE MADE
FROM OLD BEER CANS.
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00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,245
YEAH, AND THIS
BEER CAN
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IS MADE OUT
OF OLD ROBOTS.
253
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,698
AND THAT SANDWICH
YOU'RE EATING
254
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,951
IS MADE FROM OLD
DISCARDED SANDWICHES.
255
00:10:36,019 --> 00:10:37,752
NOTHING JUST GETS
THROWN AWAY.
256
00:10:37,821 --> 00:10:39,921
THE FUTURE IS DISGUSTING.
257
00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,922
TYPICAL 20th-CENTURY
ATTITUDE.
258
00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,424
HEY, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
259
00:10:43,493 --> 00:10:45,476
TO CRITICIZE
THE 20th CENTURY.
260
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,896
WE GAVE THE WORLD
THE LIGHT BULB, THE STEAMBOAT
261
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:49,197
AND THE COTTON GIN.
262
00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:51,882
THOSE THINGS ARE ALL
FROM THE 19th CENTURY.
263
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:55,186
YEAH, WELL,
THEY PROBABLY
JUST COPIED US.
264
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,455
PLEASE, THERE'S NO TIME
FOR THIS NOW.
265
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,773
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
266
00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:00,541
WE MUST WARN THE MAYOR.
267
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:02,576
[ Man ]
GARBAGE BALL, HUH?
268
00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:04,279
THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS.
269
00:11:04,348 --> 00:11:06,781
VERY SERIOUS,
MAYOR POOPENMEYER.
270
00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:09,250
I GOT BE SURE THIS ISN'T
ANOTHER SCIENTIFIC FRAUD
271
00:11:09,319 --> 00:11:12,287
LIKE GLOBAL WARMING
OR SECONDHAND SMOKE.
272
00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:14,405
SEND IN MY
SCIENCE ADVISOR.
273
00:11:15,558 --> 00:11:16,624
WERNSTROM!
274
00:11:16,693 --> 00:11:17,992
WELL, WELL, WELL.
275
00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:20,278
COME TO PRESENT YOUR LATEST
NAPKIN, PROFESSOR?
276
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,131
NO, I'M HERE BECAUSE
A GIANT TRASH BALL
277
00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:25,133
IS HEADING
STRAIGHT FOR US.
278
00:11:25,202 --> 00:11:26,801
SMELL FOR YOURSELF.
279
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,457
[ Sniffs ]
280
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,209
HOLY-- GEE!
281
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,127
THAT SMELL COULD
BE ANYTHING--
282
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,997
A FAULTY STENCH COIL, SOME
CHEESE ON THE LENS, WHO KNOWS?
283
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:43,651
MR. MAYOR, WE JUST GOT THIS
TRANSMISSION FROM NEPTUNE.
284
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,154
[ Man Gagging ]
Giant garbage ball...
285
00:11:47,224 --> 00:11:48,706
passed close by.
286
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:51,458
Horrible stench!
287
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,327
[ Gagging ]
288
00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:59,250
THE TRANSMISSION
CUTS OUT THERE, SIR.
289
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,152
[ Gagging Continues ]
290
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,555
NO, I GUESS IT KEEPS GOING.
291
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,625
[ Gagging And Retching ]
292
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:08,993
THERE WE GO.
293
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,979
MY GOD!
THE SENILE OLD MAN IS RIGHT!
294
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:13,314
DO YOU MEAN
HIM OR ME?
295
00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:14,749
HIM.
OH.
296
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,204
Next: New New York in crisis.
297
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,472
Morbo?
298
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,907
Thanks, human female.
299
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,826
Puny earthlings
were shocked today
300
00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:27,361
to learn that a ball of garbage
will destroy
301
00:12:27,431 --> 00:12:29,463
their pathetic city
of New New York.
302
00:12:29,532 --> 00:12:32,083
Makes me glad we live
here in Los Angeles.
303
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,684
Morbo agrees.
304
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,421
[ Both Laughing ]
305
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,106
[ Leela ]
CAN'T WE JUST
306
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,640
SHOOT A MISSILE AT IT?
307
00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:42,176
WE'VE SIMULATED THAT
ON A SUPERCOMPUTER
308
00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:44,379
BUT THE BALL IS JUST
TOO DAMN GOOEY.
309
00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:46,581
A MISSILE WOULD GO
RIGHT THROUGH IT.
310
00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:47,916
[ Squishing ]
311
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:51,453
BUT SUPPOSE WE SENT A CREW
TO PLANT AN EXPLOSIVE
312
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,470
PRECISELY ON
THE FAULT LINE
313
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,689
BETWEEN THIS MASS
OF COFFEE GROUNDS
314
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:58,826
AND THIS DEPOSIT
OF AMERICA ONLINE FLOPPY DISKS.
315
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,080
IN THEORY, IT COULD WORK.
316
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,599
UH, IN THEORY, PERHAPS
317
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,419
BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND A CREW
WILLING TO TAKE ON A MISSION
318
00:13:07,471 --> 00:13:09,003
SO SUICIDALLY DANGEROUS.
319
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,223
AW, CRAP.
320
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,208
[ Farnsworth ]
NOW YOU'LL ONLY HAVE
ONE CHANCE
321
00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:15,376
TO DESTROY THE BALL.
322
00:13:15,444 --> 00:13:16,761
AFTER THAT
323
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,630
IT WILL BE SO CLOSE TO EARTH
THAT BLOWING IT UP
324
00:13:19,682 --> 00:13:22,716
WOULD CAUSE GARBAGE TO RAIN
OVER THE ENTIRE PLANET
325
00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:24,352
KILLING BILLIONS.
326
00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:25,719
AW, BOO-HOO.
327
00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:27,955
NOW HERE'S THE BOMB
I'VE PREPARED.
328
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,273
ONCE YOU ACTIVATE IT
329
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,525
YOU'LL HAVE 25 MINUTES
TO GET AWAY.
330
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,727
THAT'S ALL? BUT--
331
00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:34,195
NOW, NOW.
332
00:13:34,264 --> 00:13:36,547
THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF TIME
TO DISCUSS YOUR OBJECTIONS
333
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,731
WHEN AND IF YOU RETURN.
334
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:51,912
ODOR AT MAGNITUDE EIGHT.
335
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:53,381
[ All Gagging ]
336
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:54,399
MAGNITUDE 12.
337
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,749
[ Gagging And Retching ]
338
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:57,452
MAGNITUDE 31.
339
00:13:57,521 --> 00:13:58,987
WE'RE BREAKING UP.
340
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,556
TURN ON THE ANTI-SMELL DEVICE.
341
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,691
[ Hissing ]
342
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,260
[ Fry ]
HMM, SPORTY.
343
00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:09,531
[ Squishing ]
344
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,598
WOW!
345
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,202
[ Leela ]
LOOK AT ALL THIS FILTH.
346
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,937
[ Fry ]
IT'S NOT FILTH.
347
00:14:16,006 --> 00:14:17,572
IT'S A GLORIOUS MONUMENT
348
00:14:17,641 --> 00:14:20,308
TO THE ACHIEVEMENTS
OF THE 20th CENTURY.
349
00:14:20,377 --> 00:14:22,142
LOOK, A REAL BEANIE BABY.
350
00:14:22,211 --> 00:14:24,528
OH, A MR. SPOCK
COLLECTORS' PLATE.
351
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,529
[ Gasps ]
352
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,498
SOME BART SIMPSON DOLLS.
353
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:31,502
Eat my shorts.
354
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,354
OKAY.
355
00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:35,423
MMM, SHORTS.
356
00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:38,076
FRY, THIS STUFF
WAS GARBAGE WHEN
IT WAS NEW.
357
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,610
LET'S BLOW IT
UP ALREADY.
358
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,112
THIS JUNK ISN'T GARBAGE.
359
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,847
I CAN DIG
IN ANY RANDOM PILE
360
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,465
AND FIND
SOMETHING GREAT.
361
00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:49,136
[ Choking ]
362
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,742
[ Gasping ]
363
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,694
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET TO WORK.
364
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,751
LET'S SEE.
365
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,603
IF THAT'S HYPODERMIC RIDGE
366
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,922
THEN THE BOMB MUST GO
RIGHT HERE.
367
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:12,977
GET READY TO RUN.
368
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,312
WE'VE GOT 25 MINUTES.
369
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,680
UH, 15 MINUTES.
370
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,533
FIVE MINUTES.
371
00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:20,434
SIX-H MINUTES?
372
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,438
HMM.
373
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,640
THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.
374
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:28,860
THE PROFESSOR PUT
THE COUNTER ON UPSIDE DOWN.
375
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,394
THAT IDIOT.
376
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,229
IT WASN'T SET FOR 25 MINUTES.
377
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,898
IT WAS SET FOR 52 SECONDS.
378
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:34,882
[ Screaming ]
379
00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:36,317
WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
380
00:15:36,386 --> 00:15:37,651
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
381
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,170
[ Screaming ]
382
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,178
IT'S GOING TO BLOW!
383
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,046
[ Panicked Yelping ]
384
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,132
HEY, WATCH IT!
385
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,699
YOU'LL PUT
SOMEBODY'S EYE OUT!
386
00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:54,652
OKAY, OKAY,
KEEP YOUR SPACE PANTS ON.
387
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,903
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THIS.
388
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,641
[ Sputtering ]
389
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,029
[ Relieved Sighs ]
390
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,414
WE'RE SAVED.
391
00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:09,433
YEAH, BUT THIS GARBAGE BALL'S
UNSTOPPABLE NOW.
392
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,135
NEW NEW YORK IS DONE FOR.
393
00:16:13,356 --> 00:16:16,657
[ Jeering ]
394
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,442
All in all,
this is one day
395
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,912
Mittens the kitten
won't soon forget.
396
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,346
[ Chuckling ]
397
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,815
[ Chuckling ]
398
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,800
Kittens give
Morbo gas.
399
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:26,950
In lighter news
400
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,587
the city of New New York is
doomed.
401
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,858
Blame rests with known human
Professor Hubert Farnsworth
402
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,010
and his tiny inferior brain.
403
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:40,798
OH, HOW COULD I HAVE PUT
THAT BOMB TIMER ON UPSIDE DOWN?
404
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,734
I COULD SWEAR I FOLLOWED
405
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,552
THE MANUAL PRECISELY.
406
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,304
I'M A DRIED-UP HUSK
OF A SCIENTIST.
407
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,039
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
408
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,608
NO, IT'S MY FAULT, TOO.
409
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,009
I'M SURE I THREW OUT
410
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,878
MORE THAN MY SHARE
OF THAT TRASH UP THERE.
411
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,514
ALSO, ONE MONTH,
MY TOILET BROKE
412
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,816
AND I JUST WENT
STRAIGHT IN THE GARBAGE CAN.
413
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,351
AW!
414
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,719
LEELA WAS RIGHT.
415
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,156
THE PEOPLE OF
THE 20th CENTURY
WERE IDIOTIC SLOBS.
416
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,490
ESPECIALLY ME.
417
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,308
ENOUGH. YOU ALL
FAILED MISERABLY.
418
00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:10,610
IT'S TIME TO PUT
A REAL SCIENTIST IN CHARGE.
419
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,363
WERNSTROM!
420
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,731
THE VERY SAME.
421
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,168
DR. WERNSTROM, CAN
YOU SAVE MY CITY?
422
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,286
OF COURSE,
BUT IT'LL COST YOU.
423
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:20,621
FIRST, I'LL NEED TENURE.
424
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:21,472
DONE.
425
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,757
AND A BIG RESEARCH GRANT.
426
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:23,524
YOU GOT IT.
427
00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:24,642
ALSO ACCESS TO A LAB
428
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,193
AND FIVE GRADUATE STUDENTS--
429
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,861
AT LEAST THREE OF THEM CHINESE.
430
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:29,580
ALL RIGHT, DONE.
431
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,432
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?
432
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,716
WHAT PLAN?
433
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,051
I'M SET FOR LIFE.
434
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,186
AU REVOIR, SUCKERS.
435
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,504
THAT RAT.
436
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:38,856
DO SOMETHING.
437
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,108
I WISH I COULD,
BUT HE'S GOT TENURE.
438
00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:42,460
[ All Sniffing ]
439
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,778
[ All ]
EWW!
440
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,805
[ Screaming ]
441
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,389
[ Slurping ]
442
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,293
IT'S TIME TO TAKE ACTION.
443
00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:01,595
STEPHANIE,
CANCEL THE MAID FOR TODAY.
444
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,097
HAVE HER COME TOMORROW.
445
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,815
WELL, I'M OUT
OF IDEAS.
446
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,233
ANYONE?
447
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,418
WAIT.
448
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,303
IF WE COULD BUILD AN OBJECT
449
00:18:09,372 --> 00:18:10,938
THE EXACT SIZE, DENSITY
450
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,106
AND CONSISTENCY
OF THE GARBAGE BALL
451
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,425
IT MIGHT JUST KNOCK
THE BALL AWAY
452
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,445
WITHOUT SMASHING
IT TO BITS.
453
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,830
BUT WHERE CAN WE
FIND A SUBSTANCE
454
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,050
THE EXACT DENSITY AND
CONSISTENCY AS GARBAGE?
455
00:18:23,118 --> 00:18:24,501
ALAS, I DON'T KNOW.
456
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,487
UH, WHAT ABOUT GARBAGE?
457
00:18:26,555 --> 00:18:27,822
GOOD LORD!
458
00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,490
A SECOND BALL OF GARBAGE.
459
00:18:29,559 --> 00:18:30,892
THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.
460
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,677
BUT GARBAGE
ISN'T SOMETHING
461
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,162
YOU JUST FIND LYING
IN THE STREETS OF MANHATTAN.
462
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,481
THIS CITY'S BEEN GARBAGE-FREE
FOR 500 YEARS.
463
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,433
WELL, THEN IT'S TIME
TO MAKE SOME MORE.
464
00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:40,784
MAKE GARBAGE?
465
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,102
BUT HOW?
466
00:18:42,171 --> 00:18:45,089
STAND BACK AND WATCH THE MASTER.
467
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,341
THIS SLURM CAN--
468
00:18:47,409 --> 00:18:48,942
NOW IT'S GARBAGE.
469
00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:49,960
THESE PAPERS--
470
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,128
GARBAGE.
471
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,462
THIS PICTURE OF YOUR WIFE--
472
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,164
PURE GARBAGE.
473
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,149
NOW YOU TRY IT.
474
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,890
BY GOD, I THINK
THE BOY'S GOT SOMETHING.
475
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,092
COME ON, EVERYONE.
476
00:19:05,161 --> 00:19:07,127
THE FATE OF
THE CITY'S
AT STAKE.
477
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:08,228
GOOD.
478
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:09,529
DON'T FINISH
THAT CRULLER.
479
00:19:09,598 --> 00:19:10,547
THROW IT AWAY.
480
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,665
BENDER, DRINK THAT BEER
481
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,383
AND DROP THE BOTTLE
ON THE GROUND.
482
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,735
VERY NICE.
483
00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:16,487
GET THAT ROBOT
SOME MORE BEER.
484
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,571
HMM?
485
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,639
WE'VE TRASHED THIS ROOM
486
00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:19,806
BUT THAT'S JUST A START.
487
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,092
WE'VE GOT TO GET FRY'S
488
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,409
MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE.
489
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:25,312
People of New New York
490
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,631
take a lesson
from the 20th century--
491
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,167
stop all this
pain-in-the-ass recycling
492
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,502
and throw your garbage
on the floor.
493
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,689
Go ahead, just chuck it
any old place like I used to.
494
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,541
Your city is counting on you.
495
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,706
[ Farnsworth ]
IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT
496
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:54,859
THIS GARBAGE BALL WILL KNOCK
THE OTHER GARBAGE BALL
497
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,243
DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN.
498
00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:58,512
AND IF MY
CALCULATIONS
ARE CORRECT
499
00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:00,731
WE'RE ALL GOING
TO DIE HORRIBLY.
500
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,066
[ Laughing ]
501
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,751
[ Laughter Subsides ]
502
00:20:03,819 --> 00:20:05,369
ALL RIGHT, PLACES, EVERYONE.
503
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,771
PREPARE FOR LAUNCH.
504
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:11,275
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO,
505
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:15,295
THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX--
506
00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:17,448
JUST FIRE THE DAMN THING.
507
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,901
[ Fry ]
OOPS.
508
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,449
[ Heart Beating ]
509
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,770
- [ One Heartbeat ]
- [ Drum Beating ]
510
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:52,949
[ Sniffing ]
511
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,718
BURNING GARBAGE.
512
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,036
IT WORKED!
513
00:20:56,105 --> 00:20:58,973
[ Cheering ]
514
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,625
AND SO, ON BEHALF
OF THE ENTIRE CITY
515
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,111
I THANK YOU,
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH.
516
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,296
I NOW PRESENT YOU
WITH THE ACADEMY PRIZE
517
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,465
WHICH WE CONFISCATED
FROM DR. WERNSTROM
518
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:11,068
AFTER IT BECAME APPARENT
THAT HE WAS A JACKASS.
519
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,453
[ Applause ]
520
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,656
YES! IN YOUR FACE,
WERNSTROM!
521
00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:17,074
I'LL GET YOU, FARNSWORTH
522
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:19,276
EVEN IF IT TAKES ANOTHER
HUNDRED YEARS.
523
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,644
[ Angry Grunts ]
524
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:23,964
AND, FRY, WE OWE YOU
A TREMENDOUS DEBT AS WELL.
525
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:27,367
WERE IT NOT FOR
YOUR 20th-CENTURY
GARBAGE-MAKING SKILLS
526
00:21:27,436 --> 00:21:30,287
WE'D ALL BE BURIED
UNDER 20th-CENTURY GARBAGE.
527
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,656
[ Applause ]
528
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,908
SHOULD WE REALLY
BE CELEBRATING?
529
00:21:34,977 --> 00:21:36,643
I MEAN, WHAT IF
THIS SECOND GARBAGE BALL
530
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,462
RETURNS TO EARTH
LIKE THE FIRST ONE DID?
531
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,780
WELL, WHO CARES?
532
00:21:39,849 --> 00:21:42,716
THAT WON'T BE FOR
HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
533
00:21:42,785 --> 00:21:45,519
EXACTLY. IT'S NONE
OF OUR CONCERN.
534
00:21:45,588 --> 00:21:48,054
THAT'S THE 20th-
CENTURY SPIRIT.
535
00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:49,757
[ Cheering ]
536
00:21:54,915 --> 00:21:59,317
LL MEET AGAIN ♪
537
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,920
♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE ♪
538
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,357
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHEN ♪
539
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:11,662
♪ BUT I KNOW
WE'LL MEET AGAIN ♪
540
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:15,567
♪ SOME SUNNY DAY ♪
541
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:24,875
♪ OH, KEEP SMILING THROUGH ♪
541
00:22:25,305 --> 00:23:25,463
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