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[ Fry ]
THIS IS AWESOME!
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I'VE BEEN WAITING
A THOUSAND YEARS
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TO SEE A BEASTIE
BOYS SHOW.
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CAN I GET ANYBODY A BEER?
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SURE.
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AH...
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[ Man ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
here to lay down
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some old, old, incredibly old
school beats, the Beastie Boys!
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[ Wheels Squeaking ]
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♪ WELL, NOW, DON'T YOU TELL ME
TO SMILE ♪
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♪ YOU STICK AROUND,
I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE ♪
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♪ LIKE NUMBERS BEYOND
WHAT YOU CAN DIAL ♪
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♪ MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE
SO VERSATILE ♪
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♪ "STYLE, PROFILE," I SAID ♪
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♪ IT ALWAYS BRINGS ME BACK
WHEN I HEAR, "OOH, CHILD" ♪
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♪ FROM THE HUDSON RIVER... ♪
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IMPRESSIVE.
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THEY'RE BUSTING MAD RHYMES
WITH AN 80% SUCCESS RATE.
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I BELIEVE THAT
QUALIFIES AS ILL.
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AT LEAST FROM A
TECHNICAL STANDPOINT.
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[ Fry ]
WILL YOU GUYS
SHUT UP?
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I'M TRYING TO LOOK COOL.
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♪ ...FOR THE FLINTSTONE FLOP ♪
♪ FLOP ♪
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♪ TAMMY D GETS BIZ
ON THE CROPS ♪
♪ CROPS ♪
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♪ BEASTIE BOYS KNOWN TO LET
THE BEAT... MM, DROP? ♪
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OW! HOW'S IT GOING?
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OW! ENJOYING THE SHOW?
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OOH! OW!
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DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP
A T-SHIRT.
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WOW, AN OLD-
FASHIONED MOSH PIT.
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COME ON, GUYS.
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TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO
PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999...
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AGAIN.
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OW!
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HEY, WATCH IT!
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[ Karate Yell ]
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MAN, THESE GUYS ROCK
HARDER THAN EVER.
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♪ OH, MY ♪
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♪ IT'S A MIRAGE ♪
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♪ TELLING YOU
ALL IT'S A... ♪
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♪ SABOTAGE ♪
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♪ SABOTAGE, YEAH. ♪
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PEACE! WE OUT!
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[ Wheels Squeaking ]
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[ All Cheering ]
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HEY, BENDER.
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HEY, FENDER.
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MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
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YOU STILL WORKING AT
JACK IN THE BOX?
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NOT ANYMORE, BABY.
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I'M WITH THE BAND.
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OH-OH, YEAH.
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HEY, FELLAS
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I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY FRIENDS
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BENDER, FRY, AND LEELA.
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE REALLY NOT THAT
INTERESTED IN MEETING THEM.
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WOW, I LOVE
YOU GUYS.
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BACK IN THE
20th CENTURY
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I HAD ALL FIVE
OF YOUR ALBUMS.
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THAT WAS A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
NOW WE GOT SEVEN.
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COOL. CAN I BORROW
THE NEW ONES?
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AND A COUPLE OF BLANK TAPES?
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HEY, BENDER, WHY DON'T
WE DITCH THESE ORGAN SACKS
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AND HIT THE REAL PARTY?
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COUNT ME IN.
I'M GOING TO DRINK
TILL I REBOOT.
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[ Electrical Crackling ]
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HEY, WHAT KIND
OF PARTY IS THIS?
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THERE'S NO BOOZE
AND ONLY ONE HOOKER.
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DON'T BE A DRAG, MAN.
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WE'RE JACKING ON.
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O-O-O-H, Y-Y-YEAH!
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WANT A JOLT?
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UH, HEY, I'M NO SQUARE
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BUT ISN'T THAT COUNTER-INDICATED
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BY MY OPERATIONS MANUAL?
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[ All Laughing ]
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COME ON, BENDER.
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GRAB A JACK.
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I TOLD THESE GUYS
YOU WERE COOL.
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WELL, IF JACKING ON WILL MAKE
STRANGERS THINK I'M COOL
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I'LL DO IT.
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WHOA!
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[ Blubbering ]
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[ Psychedelic Sitar Music
Playing ]
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[ Swallowing Sounds ]
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EASY, BABY, YOU
DON'T WANT TO GET
HOOKED ON THIS STUFF.
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AH, NO NEED TO WORRY.
I DON'T HAVE
AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY.
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[ Glass Shatters ]
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[ Blubbering ]
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HEY, UH, BENDER,
WHAT ARE WE DOING
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IN THIS BAD NEIGHBORHOOD?
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SHUT UP, SQUARE!
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I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
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[ Whistling ]
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WRETCHED SINNER UNIT
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THE PATH TO ROBOT HEAVEN
LIES HERE
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IN THE GOOD BOOK 3.0.
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HEY, DO I PREACH TO YOU
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WHEN YOU'RE LYING
STONED IN THE GUTTER?
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NO.
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SO BEAT IT!
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TSK-TSK-TSK.
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WHO WAS THAT GUY?
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YOUR MAMA.
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NOW SHUT UP AND DRAG ME TO WORK.
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OUR ELECTRIC BILL IS
CLIMBING FASTER
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THAN A GREEN SNAKE
UP A SUGARCANE.
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OBVIOUSLY, SOMEONE
'ROUND HERE
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BEEN WASTING A
WHOLE HEAP OF JUICE.
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PROBABLY YOU.
ME?
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GOOD MORNING, BENDER.
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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
GET OFF MY BACK!
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WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
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IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER
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I'D ALMOST THINK HE
WAS ABUSING ELECTRICITY.
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BENDER? NO WAY.
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[ Electrical Crackling ]
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I DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE
NOTICED SOMETHING.
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BENDER, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM?
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ARE YOU JACKING ON IN THERE?
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NO! DON'T COME IN!
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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.
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TODAY YOU'LL BE DELIVERING
A CRATE OF SUBPOENAS
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TO SICILY EIGHT,
THE MOB PLANET.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK!
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I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND.
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I KNOW BIG VINNIE SAID
HE WAS GIVING ME
THE KISS OF DEATH
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BUT I STILL THINK
HE WAS GAY.
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DID HE USE HIS TONGUE?
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A LITTLE.
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- ARE YOU OKAY, BENDER?
- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
GET OFF MY BACK!
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UH-OH. THERE SEEMS TO BE
AN ELECTRICAL DISTURBANCE
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IN THE COALSACK NEBULA.
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- A WHAT KIND OF A DISTURBANCE?
- ELECTRICAL.
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ANYWAY, IT'S GOING TO TAKE
SOME CAREFUL PILOTING
TO AVOID IT.
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[ Metal Creaking ]
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[ Crazed Laughter ]
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WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL!
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WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT
INTO THE ELECTRIC FIELD.
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[ Fry ]
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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I FEEL WEIRD.
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COME ON, UNIVERSE!
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YOU BIG, MOSTLY EMPTY WUSS!
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GIVE ME ALL THE JUICE YOU GOT!
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[ Blubbering ]
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OH, MAMA.
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Loud Crash ]
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WHAT?
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[ Leela ]
BENDER, WE DIDN'T MIND
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YOUR DRINKING
OR YOUR KLEPTOMANIA
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OR YOUR PORNOGRAPHY RING.
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IN FACT, THAT'S
WHY WE LOVED YOU.
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BUT THIS ELECTRICITY ABUSE
CROSSED THE LINE.
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YOU ALMOST KILLED US.
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[ Fry ]
AND YOU MADE ME FEEL
LIKE A JERK FOR TRUSTING YOU.
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JUST LIKE WHEN MY FRIEND
RICHIE SWORE
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HE WASN'T TAKING DRUGS
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AND THEN HE SOLD ME
MY MOM'S VCR.
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AND THEN LATER, I FOUND OUT
HE WAS TAKING DRUGS.
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YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED
TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M A LOST CAUSE.
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[ Pipe Organ Music Playing ]
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MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY.
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OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.
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WHAT AM I DOING?!
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WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!
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I SEE A LOT OF FANCY ROBOTS
HERE TODAY
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MADE OF REAL SHINY METAL.
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BUT THAT DON'T IMPRESS
THE ROBOT DEVIL, NO, SIR.
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NO, SIR!
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'CAUSE IF YOU'RE
A SINNER
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HE'S GOING TO PLUG
HIS INFERNAL MODEM IN THE WALL
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BELCHING SMOKE AND FLAME,
AND HE'S GOING TO DOWNLOAD YOU
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STRAIGHT TO ROBOT HELL.
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STRAIGHT TO HELL!
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SO I ASK YOU
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WHO WILL STAND UP
AND BE SAVED?
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WHO? WHO?!
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[ Weakly ]
ME.
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AND AS A FURTHER
COST-CUTTING MEASURE
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I HAVE ELIMINATED
THE SALTWATER COOLER.
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THIS IS A WITCH HUNT.
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[ Bender ]
♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING ♪
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♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. ♪
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GREETINGS, FRIENDS.
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DON'T WE ALL LOOK
NICE TODAY?
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GREAT. HE'S WHACKED OUT
ON ELECTRICITY AGAIN.
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NO, I'M WHACKED OUT ON LIFE.
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MY FRIENDS,
I FOUND RELIGION.
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RELIGION?
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IS THIS ANOTHER SCAM
TO GET FREE YARMULKES?
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GIVE HIM
A BREAK, FRY.
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IF THIS HELPS BENDER
CLEAN UP HIS ACT
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THEN I THINK WE SHOULD
BE SUPPORTIVE.
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[ All Agreeing ]
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WONDERFUL.
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THEN YOU'LL ALL COME TO MY
EXCEEDINGLY LONG
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UN-AIR-CONDITIONED BAPTISM
CEREMONY.
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UM...
OH, I...
UH...
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WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TO DELIVER BROTHER BENDER
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FROM THE COLD, STEEL GRIP
OF THE ROBOT DEVIL
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UNTO THE COLD, STEEL BOSOM
OF OUR CONGREGATION.
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TELL IT,
PREACHER!
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THAT EQUALS TRUE.
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BROTHER BENDER
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DO YOU ACCEPT THE PRINCIPLES
OF ROBOTOLOGY
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ON PAIN OF ETERNAL DAMNATION
IN ROBOT HELL?
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YES, I DO.
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THEN I WILL NOW BAPTIZE YOU.
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PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
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UH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
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COULD YOU TOUCH UP
THIS SEAM?
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[ Laughing ]
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THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
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THE OLD BENDER NEVER WOULD
HAVE TAKEN US OUT TO DINNER.
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THE OLD BENDER'S GONE.
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HE WON'T TROUBLE YOU
ANYMORE.
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WOULD MONSIEUR CARE
TO SEE THE WINE LIST?
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NO POISON FOR US, THANKS.
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I'LL STICK WITH
GOOD OLD MINERAL OIL.
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AH. FUNCTIONAL.
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MM.
THAT'S MINE HERE.
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I'M HUNGRIER THAN A GREEN SNAKE
IN A SUGARCANE FIELD.
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FRIENDS, FRIENDS,
SURELY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT
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BEFORE WE SAY ROBOT GRACE.
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OH, MAN.
UH...
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IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS
GOOD AND LOGICAL
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WE GIVE THANKS FOR THE CHEMICAL
ENERGY WE ARE ABOUT TO ABSORB.
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TO QUOTE THE PROPHET JEREMATIC
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[ Droning ]
"ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO
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"ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO-
ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO-ONE...
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"ZERO-ZERO-ONE...
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ZERO-ONE-ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ONE...
TWO."
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AMEN.
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00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,982
DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN EAT NOW?
238
00:12:14,051 --> 00:12:15,349
YES.
239
00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:19,988
BUT FIRST, SINCE I LOVE
YOU ALL SO MUCH
240
00:12:20,057 --> 00:12:23,140
I'D LIKE TO GIVE
EVERYONE HUGS.
241
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,692
COME HERE, FRY.
242
00:12:24,761 --> 00:12:26,961
OH, UH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO.
243
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,616
[ Contented Sigh ]
244
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,986
FRY, YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
245
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,874
COME ON, EVERYONE
LINE UP FOR A HUG.
246
00:12:39,943 --> 00:12:43,177
LET'S TEAR DOWN SOME
EMOTIONAL WALLS.
247
00:12:50,787 --> 00:12:52,286
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO MY SHIP?
248
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,021
SANCTIFYING IT.
249
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:59,260
THERE. THAT OUGHT TO CONVERT
A FEW TAILGATERS.
250
00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:02,280
BENDER'S STUPID RELIGION
IS DRIVING ME NUTS.
251
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,597
AMEN.
252
00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:06,667
IF ONLY HE HAD JOINED
A MAINSTREAM RELIGION
253
00:13:06,736 --> 00:13:08,102
LIKE OPRAH-ISM
OR VOODOO.
254
00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:10,254
WE'VE GOT TO GET
THE OLD BENDER BACK.
255
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,257
AND I THINK I KNOW
A WAY TO DO IT.
256
00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:15,760
WE HAVE TO REACQUAINT HIM
WITH A LITTLE THING
CALLED SLEAZE.
257
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:20,798
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SOMEBODY HIRED
258
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,567
AN INTERSTELLAR
SPACESHIP
259
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,970
TO DELIVER A PACKAGE
TO ATLANTIC CITY.
260
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,904
WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING,
ANYWAY?
261
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,739
UH... THIS.
262
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,142
WHERE ARE WE DELIVERING IT TO?
263
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,927
UH... HERE.
264
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,297
ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.
265
00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:37,749
NOW BACK
TO THE OFFICE
266
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,819
FOR AN ENJOYABLE EVENING
OF FASTING AND REPENTANCE.
267
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,438
WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT, BENDER.
268
00:13:43,507 --> 00:13:46,341
AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE
WHY DON'T WE TAKE IN
SOME EXOTIC DANCING?
269
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,942
HEY, GREAT IDEA.
270
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,294
[ Gasps ]
271
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,281
BUT THOSE GIRLS
DON'T WEAR CASES.
272
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:56,317
YOU CAN SEE THEIR BARE CIRCUITS.
273
00:13:56,386 --> 00:13:57,769
COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.
274
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,955
MAYBE WE COULD EVEN DRINK
A LITTLE FORTIFIED WINE.
275
00:14:01,023 --> 00:14:03,708
WHAT?!
DRINKING WINE IS A SIN--
276
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,759
EVEN IF IT IS
DELICIOUSLY FORTIFIED.
277
00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:08,079
HEY, BENDER, LOOK AT
THAT WOMAN'S PURSE.
278
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,498
IT'S HANGING BY
A SPAGHETTI STRAND.
279
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:14,702
THOU SHALT NOT SNATCH.
280
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,354
AND THERE'S HOOKERBOT 5000.
281
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,256
SHE'S GOT A HEART
OF SOLID GOLD.
282
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,324
HEY, SAILING UNIT.
283
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,026
STOP TEMPTING ME!
284
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,897
FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,
I HAVE INNER PEACE.
285
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,248
THAT'S FOR LOSERS.
286
00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:29,434
COME ON, SIN YOUR HEART OUT.
287
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:30,251
GO NUTS.
288
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,352
LIVE A
LITTLE.
289
00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:33,054
COULD YOU HOLD MY
PURSE FOR A MINUTE?
290
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,755
GO FOR IT,
BENDER.
291
00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:36,757
YOU KNOW YOU
WANT TO.
292
00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:38,225
WELL...
293
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,562
[ Disco Music Playing ]
294
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,798
I'M THE GREATEST!
295
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,303
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
THE OLD BENDER BACK.
296
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,406
YOU KNOW IT, PORKPIE.
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING--
297
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,630
[ Beeping ]
298
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,386
YOU KNOW, AS A MAJOR
HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR
299
00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:08,656
I'LL BE HOLDING AUDITIONS
TONIGHT FOR MY NEXT MOVIE.
300
00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:11,993
AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL
YOUNG AND NAIVE
301
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:15,362
I THINK YOU MIGHT JUST
HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.
302
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:16,698
[ Females Giggling ]
303
00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:17,899
[ Knocking On Door ]
304
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:20,117
HEY, I'M TRYING TO SCORE HERE.
305
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,087
CAN'T YOU READ THE
"DO NOT DISTURB" SIGN?
306
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,506
[ Grumbling ]
307
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,326
[ Gasps ]
308
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,845
NO! NO!
309
00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:37,752
GREETINGS,
BENDER.
310
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,905
WELCOME TO ROBOT HELL.
311
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,407
[ Metal Clanking ]
312
00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:45,176
[ Screaming ]
313
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,915
WHAT IN HELL HAPPENED
TO BENDER?
314
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,251
WELL, HE DIDN'T CHECK OUT.
THE ASHTRAY'S STILL HERE.
315
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,270
[ Chattering ]
316
00:15:56,339 --> 00:15:59,406
LOOK, NIBBLER'S CAUGHT THE SCENT
OF VODKA AND MOTOR OIL.
317
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,942
GO, BOY.
FOLLOW THAT STENCH.
318
00:16:06,315 --> 00:16:08,866
I'M HALLUCINATING
THIS, RIGHT?
319
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,367
NO, BENDER.
320
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,804
ROBOT HELL IS
QUITE REAL.
321
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,821
HERE'S OUR BROCHURE.
322
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,641
BUT I DON'T BELONG HERE.
323
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,595
I DON'T LIKE THINGS
THAT ARE SCARY AND PAINFUL.
324
00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:22,379
SORRY, BENDER.
325
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,683
YOU AGREED TO THIS WHEN
YOU JOINED OUR RELIGION.
326
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,085
IF YOU SIN,
YOU GO TO ROBOT HELL...
327
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,637
FOR ALL ETERNITY.
328
00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:31,906
AW, HELL... I MEAN HECK.
329
00:16:31,975 --> 00:16:33,190
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
330
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,642
YOU CAN SAY THAT HERE.
331
00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,744
[ Chattering
Urgently ]
332
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,814
WAIT, I REMEMBER THIS PLACE.
333
00:16:40,883 --> 00:16:42,733
THEY SHUT IT DOWN AFTER
ALL THOSE PEOPLE
334
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,602
CAUGHT SALMONELLA
FROM THE FLUME RIDE.
335
00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:54,478
LOOK.
336
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,498
IT'S THE SYMBOL
OF BENDER'S
OLD RELIGION.
337
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,133
[ Beeps ]
338
00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:02,169
UNBELIEVABLE.
339
00:17:02,237 --> 00:17:05,272
IT'S AN ACTUAL,
FACTUAL ROBOT HELL.
340
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,758
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
HELL WOULD REALLY EXIST?
341
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,593
AND THAT IT WOULD BE
IN NEW JERSEY?
342
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,928
ACTUALLY...
343
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,614
[ Both Yelling ]
344
00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:16,333
WE KNOW ALL YOUR
SINS, BENDER
345
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,236
AND FOR EACH ONE,
WE'VE PREPARED
346
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:22,690
AN AGONIZING AND IRONIC
PUNISHMENT. GENTLEMEN?
347
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,426
[ Playing Up-tempo Beat ]
348
00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:27,761
AW, CRAP-- SINGING.
349
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,780
MIND IF I SMOKE?
350
00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:35,636
♪ CIGARS ARE EVIL,
YOU WON'T MISS 'EM ♪
351
00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:38,472
♪ WE'LL FIND WAYS
TO SIMULATE THAT SMELL ♪
352
00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:40,074
♪ WHAT A SORRY FELLA ♪
353
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,409
♪ ROLLED UP AND SMOKED
LIKE A PANATELA ♪
354
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,245
♪ HERE ON LEVEL ONE
OF ROBOT HELL ♪
355
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:51,736
♪ GAMBLING'S WRONG
AND SO IS CHEATING ♪
356
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,487
♪ SO IS FORGING PHONY I.O.U.s ♪
357
00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:55,422
♪ LET'S LET LADY LUCK DECIDE ♪
358
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,725
♪ WHAT TYPE
OF TORTURE'S JUSTIFIED ♪
359
00:17:57,794 --> 00:18:01,128
♪ I'M PIT BOSS HERE
ON LEVEL TWO ♪
360
00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,762
OOH, DEEP-FRIED ROBOT.
361
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,281
♪ JUST TELL ME WHY? ♪
362
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,550
♪ PLEASE READ THIS
55-PAGE WARRANT ♪
363
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,202
♪ THERE MUST BE ROBOTS
WORSE THAN I ♪
364
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,054
♪ WE CHECKED AROUND,
THERE REALLY AREN'T ♪
365
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,022
♪ THEN PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN ♪
366
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,474
♪ MY CRIMES WERE MERELY
BOYISH PRANKS ♪
367
00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:16,944
♪ YOU STOLE FROM BOY SCOUTS,
NUNS AND BANKS ♪
368
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,129
♪ AW, DON'T BLAME ME,
BLAME MY UPBRINGING ♪
369
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,398
♪ PLEASE STOP SINNING
WHILE I'M SINGING ♪
370
00:18:22,818 --> 00:18:25,586
♪ SELLING BOOTLEG TAPES
IS WRONG ♪
371
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:28,155
♪ MUSICIANS NEED THAT INCOME
TO SURVIVE ♪
372
00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:29,840
♪ HEY, BENDER, GOING
TO MAKE SOME NOISE ♪
373
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:32,476
♪ WITH THE HARD DRIVE SCRATCHED
BY THE BEASTIE BOYS ♪
374
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,178
[ Scratching ]
375
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:37,548
♪ THAT'S WHATCHA, WHATCHA,
WHATCHA GET ON LEVEL FIVE ♪
376
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,916
[ Fry ]
♪ I DON'T FEEL WELL ♪
377
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,984
[ Leela ]
♪ IT'S UP TO US TO RESCUE HIM ♪
378
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,370
♪ MAYBE HE LIKES IT
HERE IN HELL ♪
379
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,605
♪ IT'S US
WHO TEMPTED HIM TO SIN ♪
380
00:18:45,674 --> 00:18:47,841
♪ MAYBE HE'S BACK
AT THE MOTEL ♪
381
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,543
♪ COME ON, FRY,
DON'T BE SCARED ♪
382
00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:51,912
♪ I'M SURE AT LEAST
ONE OF US WILL BE SPARED ♪
383
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:53,748
♪ SO JUST SIT BACK,
ENJOY THE RIDE ♪
384
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,083
[ Fry ]
♪ MY ASS HAS BLISTERS
FROM THE SLIDE ♪
385
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,054
♪ FENCING DIAMONDS,
FIXING COCKFIGHTS ♪
386
00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:02,790
♪ PUBLISHING
INDECENT MAGAZINES ♪
387
00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:04,808
♪ YOU'LL PAY FOR EVERY CRIME ♪
388
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,744
♪ KNEE-DEEP IN ELECTRIC SLIME ♪
389
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,046
♪ YOU'LL SUFFER TILL
THE END OF TIME ♪
390
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,465
♪ ENDURING TORTURES,
MOST OF WHICH RHYME ♪
391
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:15,919
♪ TRAPPED FOREVER HERE
IN ROBOT HELL. ♪
392
00:19:18,107 --> 00:19:20,791
OF COURSE, THAT'S
JUST FOR STARTERS.
393
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,510
[ Fry And Leela Screaming ]
394
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,413
[ Both Gasping ]
395
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:26,813
BENDER, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
396
00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:29,066
NO. OH, THEY'RE TORMENTING ME
397
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:32,069
WITH UP-TEMPO
SINGING AND DANCING.
398
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,320
ALL RIGHT,
BEELZEBOT.
399
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:35,906
WHAT'LL IT GOING TO TAKE
TO GET OUR FRIEND BACK?
400
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,192
SORRY, BUT I HOLD
ALL THE CARDS HERE.
401
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,927
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
402
00:19:39,996 --> 00:19:43,230
NOW IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN
THIS FIDDLE CONTEST WAIVER...
403
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:46,200
WAIT. WHAT
FIDDLE CONTEST?
404
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:51,038
UH... THE FAIRNESS IN HELL ACT
OF 2275
405
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:54,074
REQUIRES ME TO INFORM YOU
THAT IF YOU CAN BEST ME
406
00:19:54,143 --> 00:19:57,911
IN A FIDDLE CONTEST,
YOU WIN BACK BENDER'S SOUL.
407
00:19:57,980 --> 00:20:00,064
AS WELL AS A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE.
408
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,499
WOULDN'T A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE
WEIGH HUNDREDS OF POUNDS
409
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:03,700
AND SOUND CRUMMY?
410
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,151
WELL, IT'S MOSTLY FOR SHOW.
411
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,522
[ Whispers ]
DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO PLAY THE FIDDLE?
412
00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:09,824
[ Whispers ]
NO, DO YOU?
413
00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:11,559
NO, BUT I USED
TO PLAY THE DRUMS.
414
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,843
THEY'RE SORT
OF SIMILAR.
415
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,144
WHAT HAPPENS
IF WE LOSE?
416
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,114
YOU'LL ONLY WIN A SMALLER
SILVER FIDDLE.
417
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,867
ALSO, I GUESS I'LL
KILL ONE OF YOU...
418
00:20:19,935 --> 00:20:20,884
HIM.
419
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:21,868
WE'LL DO IT.
420
00:20:21,937 --> 00:20:23,954
VERY WELL, THEN.
421
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,338
BEAT THIS.
422
00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:29,593
[ Playing Complex
Classical Music ]
423
00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:35,783
WELL, WE'RE BONED.
424
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,169
YOUR TURN.
425
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,638
[ Clearing Throat ]
426
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,142
[ Discordant Screeching ]
427
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:45,993
HA!
428
00:20:46,062 --> 00:20:47,912
TIME FOR THE DRUM SOLO.
429
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:51,332
[ Falsetto Shrieking ]
430
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,449
RUN!
431
00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:04,461
STOP THEM!
432
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:05,846
THEY CHEATED!
433
00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,481
[ Machine Gun Firing ]
434
00:21:08,918 --> 00:21:10,951
[ Choir Singing ]
♪ HALLELUJAH ♪
435
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,569
♪ HALLELUJAH ♪
436
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,906
♪ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH... ♪
437
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,310
HURRY, BENDER.
438
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,647
I COULD IF YOU DROPPED
THE STUPID GOLD VIOLIN.
439
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,565
OH, SORRY.
440
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:27,317
[ Shrieks ]
441
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:32,372
[ Cheering ]
442
00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:33,991
DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
443
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,544
I'LL NEVER BE TOO GOOD
OR TOO EVIL AGAIN.
444
00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:40,047
FROM NOW ON,
I'LL JUST BE ME.
445
00:21:40,116 --> 00:21:41,681
UH, DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD BE
446
00:21:41,751 --> 00:21:43,617
JUST A LITTLE LESS
EVIL THAN THAT?
447
00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:44,935
I DON'T KNOW.
448
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,788
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SURVIVE
A 700-FOOT FALL?
449
00:21:47,857 --> 00:21:50,523
[ Fry ]
AH, GOOD OLD BENDER.
449
00:21:51,305 --> 00:22:51,660
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