1 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,454 [ Announcer ] FUTURAMA IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... 2 00:00:05,522 --> 00:00:07,389 GLAGNAR'S HUMAN RINDS. 3 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:09,458 IT'S A BUNCHA MUNCHA CRUNCHA HUMANS! 4 00:00:09,526 --> 00:00:10,925 [ Loud Crunch ] 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:18,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 6 00:00:40,824 --> 00:00:42,757 [ Grunting With Effort ] 7 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:48,463 [ Opener Grinds Loudly ] 8 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,952 [ Squeaking And Panting ] 9 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:55,954 OOH! 10 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:58,539 [ Snuffling ] 11 00:00:58,608 --> 00:01:00,959 [ Ravenous Gobbling ] 12 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:03,878 AW, SOMEBODY LIKES SNOUTS. 13 00:01:03,947 --> 00:01:04,996 IS IT ME? 14 00:01:06,016 --> 00:01:07,949 [ Humming ] 15 00:01:08,018 --> 00:01:09,267 OH, MY HEAD! 16 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:10,752 MY PRECIOUS HEAD! 17 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,920 OH! 18 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,472 [ Gasping ] 19 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,457 STUPID CAN OPENER! 20 00:01:16,527 --> 00:01:19,961 YOU KILLED MY FATHER AND NOW YOU'VE COME BACK FOR ME! 21 00:01:20,030 --> 00:01:21,179 YOU ALL RIGHT, BENDER? 22 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,014 UH, YEAH, I GUESS SO. 23 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,284 BUT I DON'T SEE WHY WE KEEP THIS TICKING TIME BOMB AROUND 24 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,686 JUST FOR THAT DUMB ANIMAL! 25 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,871 DON'T YELL AT NIBBLER LIKE THAT. 26 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,289 YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS. 27 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:32,941 COME ON, PET HIM AND MAKE UP. 28 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,459 NO! 29 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:36,744 I SAID PET HIM. 30 00:01:36,813 --> 00:01:38,230 I'LL PET HIM. 31 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,598 I'LL PET HIM WITH BOTH HANDS! 32 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,966 [ Snarling ] 33 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:42,967 OW, MY ASS! 34 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,402 GET OFF! GET OFF! 35 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:45,570 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 36 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,956 EH, IT'S NOTHING A LAWSUIT WON'T CURE! 37 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:49,307 NOT YOU. 38 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:52,094 [ Nibbler Whimpers ] 39 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:53,545 OH, POOR BABY. 40 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,046 CHIPPED A FANG. 41 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,548 [ Kissing Sounds ] 42 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,416 HEY, I GOT A BUSTED ASS HERE! 43 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,269 I DON'T SEE ANYONE KISSING IT! 44 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:03,087 ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING. 45 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,316 REMEMBER: 46 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,434 ROVER GETS THE PILL 47 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,270 AND PEPPER GETS THE SUPPOSITORY. 48 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,888 NEXT! 49 00:02:24,127 --> 00:02:25,143 OW! 50 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:26,895 [ Groaning ] 51 00:02:26,963 --> 00:02:28,080 AH, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE BROKEN FANG. 52 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,114 NOTHING SERIOUS. 53 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,898 WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY THERE, DOCTOR? 54 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:32,901 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT HIM DOWN? 55 00:02:32,969 --> 00:02:34,652 NO, I... BUT I... 56 00:02:34,705 --> 00:02:36,121 TERRIBLE SHAME, THAT. 57 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,739 SHALL I DO THE HONORS? 58 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:41,093 NO! OW! 59 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,660 [ Grunting ] 60 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:43,895 YOU ABOUT DONE? 61 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,331 NEXT TIME I'M KEEPING IT. 62 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,617 WELL, I BELIEVE I HAVE A REPLACEMENT FANG FOR YOUR PET 63 00:02:48,685 --> 00:02:49,784 IN THE NEXT ROOM. 64 00:02:51,187 --> 00:02:52,721 [ Loud Roar ] 65 00:02:52,789 --> 00:02:54,472 [ Groaning ] 66 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,542 [ Screaming ] 67 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:00,595 WELL, UH... 68 00:03:00,664 --> 00:03:02,497 THE JAGUAR DIDN'T WANT TO COOPERATE 69 00:03:02,565 --> 00:03:04,833 BUT LUCKILY HE KNOCKED ONE OF MY TEETH OUT. 70 00:03:04,902 --> 00:03:06,417 NOW, THEN... 71 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:07,769 OW! 72 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,540 HEY, WHAT ARE THESE RINGS IN NIBBLER'S FANG? 73 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,158 UM, I'M STILL A LITTLE WOOZY 74 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,027 FROM A GAZELLE KICK THIS MORNING 75 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,430 BUT IF HE'S ANYTHING LIKE THE COMMON TREE 76 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,098 THE RINGS MIGHT INDICATE HIS AGE. 77 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:21,966 [ Chortling ] YEAH, WELL, GOOD LUCK. 78 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,619 IT WOULD TAKE SOME KIND OF GENIUS 79 00:03:23,687 --> 00:03:24,986 TO COUNT ALL THOSE RINGS. 80 00:03:25,055 --> 00:03:27,055 HE'S FIVE. 81 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:31,309 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUNG NIBBLER. 82 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:36,564 AW, LOOK HOW CUDDLY HE LOOKS IN HIS NEW CAPE. 83 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:39,534 I'D BE CUDDLY, TOO, IF SOMEONE GAVE ME A NEW CAPE. 84 00:03:39,602 --> 00:03:42,820 WHO'S PLAYING "PIN THE TAIL ON THE MOON MAGGOT"? 85 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,757 OOH, ME! EVERYONE WATCH HOW GOOD I AM! 86 00:03:49,913 --> 00:03:51,729 [ Beeping ] 87 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,157 YAY! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! 88 00:04:02,225 --> 00:04:05,043 WHAT PRIZE DO I GET, CASH? 89 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,978 [ Amy ] HEY, LOOK AT NIBBLER! 90 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,730 [ Licking Sounds ] 91 00:04:08,799 --> 00:04:11,299 AW, HE'S HOLDING A SPOON. 92 00:04:11,368 --> 00:04:13,418 HE'S SO TALENTED. 93 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:14,553 YOU CALL THAT TALENT? 94 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:16,020 GATHER 'ROUND OL' BENDER 95 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,790 AND GET READY FOR THE SHOW OF A LIFETIME. 96 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:22,527 [ Whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown" ] 97 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,252 TA-DA! 98 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:32,637 OH! 99 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,873 NOW, HE'S WEARING A HAT! 100 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,425 COME ON, LET'S ALL SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 101 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:40,111 ♪ WHAT DAY IS TODAY ♪ 102 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,663 ♪ IT'S NIBBLER'S BIRTHDAY ♪ 103 00:04:42,732 --> 00:04:45,549 ♪ WHAT A DAY FOR A BIRTHDAY ♪ 104 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,420 ♪ LET'S ALL HAVE SOME CAKE. ♪ 105 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:51,273 [ Fry ] ♪ AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE, TOO. ♪ 106 00:04:51,341 --> 00:04:53,358 [ Applause ] 107 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,443 HEY! 108 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:55,726 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 109 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,378 [ Whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown" ] 110 00:04:57,447 --> 00:04:58,646 [ Leela ] BENDER 111 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,682 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COOKING FOR THIS PARTY. 112 00:05:00,751 --> 00:05:03,435 FINE. WE'LL HAVE RACK OF NIBBLER. 113 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:04,719 JUST MAKE A SIMPLE CAKE. 114 00:05:04,788 --> 00:05:07,655 AND THIS TIME IF SOMEONE'S GOING TO JUMP OUT OF IT 115 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,057 MAKE SURE TO PUT THEM IN 116 00:05:09,126 --> 00:05:10,508 AFTER YOU COOK IT. 117 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:13,278 SO IT'S A CAKE YOU WANT, IS IT? 118 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:17,282 I'LL MAKE YOU A CAKE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET. 119 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:21,836 [ Evil Laughter ] 120 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,706 THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF THOSE ANNOYING RATS. 121 00:05:24,774 --> 00:05:26,858 NOW, TO MAKE A CAKE SO DELICIOUS 122 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:31,245 THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LOVE AND WORSHIP ME. 123 00:05:31,314 --> 00:05:33,465 [ Whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown" ] 124 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,479 [ Whirring ] 125 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,438 [ Humming ] 126 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,672 [ Bell Ringing ] 127 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,393 THERE! 128 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:04,346 THIS WILL TEACH THOSE FILTHY BASTARDS WHO'S LOVABLE. 129 00:06:04,414 --> 00:06:06,765 NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SPELL CHECK IT 130 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,133 AND IT'S READY FOR MY ADMIRING PUBLIC. 131 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:17,441 NO! GET AWAY FROM THERE. 132 00:06:17,494 --> 00:06:19,110 [ Slurping ] 133 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,278 [ Loud Chomping ] 134 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,780 [ Angry Moaning ] 135 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:24,883 [ Burping ] 136 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,118 THAT'S IT! 137 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:31,540 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 138 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:34,426 [ Flushing ] 139 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,061 BENDER, WHAT'S GOING... 140 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:37,995 [ Gasping ] 141 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,481 [ Gurgling ] 142 00:06:39,549 --> 00:06:41,332 NO! 143 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,785 HEY, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M USING THE TOILET? 144 00:06:47,423 --> 00:06:50,574 [ Sobbing ] 145 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:54,028 BENDER, HOW COULD YOU FLUSH NIBBLER DOWN THE TOILET? 146 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,214 WELL, STEP ONE, I HAD TO LIFT THE SEAT. 147 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,383 THAT WAS THE FIRST LITTLE ANNOYANCE. 148 00:06:58,451 --> 00:06:59,734 AM I RIGHT, MEN? 149 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,103 AREN'T YOU UPSET AT ALL? 150 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:05,473 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I FLUSHED FRY DOWN THE TOILET? 151 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:08,043 ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 152 00:07:08,111 --> 00:07:11,179 YOU HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR ANYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS. 153 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,513 OF COURSE I DO. 154 00:07:12,582 --> 00:07:14,482 RIGHT NOW, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. 155 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:15,366 YOU DO? 156 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,384 YEAH. I MEAN 157 00:07:16,453 --> 00:07:18,854 ONE CANTALOUPE-SIZED BLOODSHOT EYE. 158 00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:22,757 YOU AIN'T WINNING NO BEAUTY PAGEANTS, LADY. 159 00:07:22,826 --> 00:07:25,360 [ Crying ] 160 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,462 AND SO WE SAY "GOOD-BYE" 161 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,881 TO OUR BELOVED PET, NIBBLER 162 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:34,586 WHO'S GONE TO A PLACE WHERE I, TOO, HOPE ONE DAY TO GO-- 163 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:35,820 THE TOILET. 164 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,622 [ Sobbing ] 165 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,411 [ Flushing ] 166 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,300 I WOULDN'T FEEL SO BAD 167 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:51,936 IF BENDER JUST UNDERSTOOD THE PAIN HE CAUSED ME. 168 00:07:55,491 --> 00:07:56,441 straight, Doctor. 169 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,108 Don't sugarcoat it. 170 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,560 Very well. 171 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:00,911 Your entire family died 172 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,047 when a plane piloted by your fiancée 173 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:05,183 crashed into your uninsured home. 174 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,101 And you have inoperable cancer. 175 00:08:07,169 --> 00:08:08,419 [ Laughing ] 176 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:12,323 BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT ONE, CALCULON! 177 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:15,710 IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SIMPLE HUMANOID EMOTION. 178 00:08:15,778 --> 00:08:16,810 I WISH JUST ONCE 179 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:19,113 BENDER COULD FEEL EXACTLY WHAT I FEEL. 180 00:08:19,181 --> 00:08:21,632 ACTUALLY, THROUGH THE MIRACLE OF SCIENCE 181 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:23,034 THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. 182 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:24,118 UH-OH. IS THIS GOING 183 00:08:24,187 --> 00:08:25,719 TO BE ANOTHER CRAZY EXPERIMENT 184 00:08:25,788 --> 00:08:28,256 THAT CROSSES A LINE MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO CROSS? 185 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,358 [ Woman ] The official death toll 186 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:35,479 in that tragic rocket crash has now been raised to 54,000. 187 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,231 [ Snickering ] 188 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:38,550 [ Shouting ] 189 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:41,802 HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HEAD? 190 00:08:41,871 --> 00:08:43,237 I NEED TO TINKER IN IT. 191 00:08:43,306 --> 00:08:45,974 WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE A POTTED PLANT LIKE FRY? 192 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,124 QUIET YOU. 193 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,277 I'M INSTALLING AN "EMPATHY CHIP." 194 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:52,030 AND THAT'LL ALLOW BENDER TO FEEL OTHER PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS? 195 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:55,466 YES... IF BY "ALLOW" YOU MEAN "FORCE." 196 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:56,834 OW... OOH... SON OF A... 197 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:57,952 OH, DEAR! 198 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:00,254 OH, MY! UH-OH! 199 00:09:00,323 --> 00:09:02,740 ONCE MORE. 200 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:03,757 STEADY NOW! 201 00:09:03,826 --> 00:09:05,009 THERE WE GO. 202 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:11,132 NOW, I'LL SIMPLY TUNE IT TO LEELA'S EMOTIONAL FREQUENCY. 203 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:13,885 MY GOD! 204 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,637 I'M OVERCOME WITH... FEELINGS. 205 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,707 I'M EXPERIENCING A POWERFUL YEARNING TO... 206 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:23,160 TO CRAM MY GULLET FULL OF MACKEREL HEADS. 207 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,679 THAT'S ME, BABY. 208 00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:26,547 HMM... 209 00:09:26,615 --> 00:09:29,434 NOW I'M WORRIED THAT I'M NOT AS SMART AS LEELA. 210 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,734 BUT AT THE SAME TIME 211 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,170 I FEEL RELIEVED THAT I'M CUTER THAN HER. 212 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,489 UH, THAT'S ME. 213 00:09:34,557 --> 00:09:36,140 [ Whispering ] THANKS FOR COVERING. 214 00:09:37,861 --> 00:09:39,176 THIS TIME I MISS NIBBLER 215 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,279 AND I'M FEELING NOSY AND OPINIONATED. 216 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,012 BINGO! 217 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:42,996 THAT'S LEELA. 218 00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:44,014 THANK YOU, PROFESSOR. 219 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,099 I'M HAPPY BENDER 220 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,567 CAN FINALLY FEEL MY PAIN. 221 00:09:46,635 --> 00:09:48,620 HAPPY... I LIKE THIS FEELING. 222 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,689 JUST DON'T REVERT TO YOUR USUAL MOPEY SELF. 223 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,956 I'M NOT MOPEY. 224 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,074 YOU SHUT UP. 225 00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:55,509 ANGER, HUH? 226 00:09:55,578 --> 00:09:57,411 HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL ANGER 227 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,680 YOU ONE-EYED JERK WITH A DEAD PET! 228 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,315 [ Laughing ] 229 00:10:01,384 --> 00:10:04,218 [ Sobbing ] 230 00:10:04,286 --> 00:10:05,870 [ Sobbing ] 231 00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:09,757 [ Crowd Chattering Happily ] 232 00:10:09,825 --> 00:10:11,926 THANKS FOR TAKING ME OUT, AMY. 233 00:10:11,994 --> 00:10:13,928 I FEEL SLIGHTLY LESS MISERABLE ALREADY. 234 00:10:13,996 --> 00:10:16,030 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD CHEER YOU UP? 235 00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:17,831 YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF A PUPPY. 236 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:18,832 A PUPPY? 237 00:10:18,901 --> 00:10:20,034 [ Sniffling ] 238 00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:22,420 NIBBLER LOVED TO EAT PUPPIES. 239 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:23,954 [ Crying ] 240 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,356 [ Crying ] 241 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:26,807 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 242 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,092 I MISS NIBBLER. 243 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:29,927 YOU DO? 244 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:30,962 HELL, NO! 245 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,412 IT'S LEELA'S STUPID FEELINGS. 246 00:10:32,481 --> 00:10:34,849 WHY CAN'T SHE JUST DRINK HERSELF HAPPY 247 00:10:34,918 --> 00:10:36,233 LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? 248 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,852 [ Crying ] 249 00:10:37,921 --> 00:10:40,137 [ Guzzling ] 250 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,743 [ Jealous Growl ] 251 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,161 UH-OH, JEALOUSY. 252 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,279 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HOT! 253 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:50,064 WHA...?! 254 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,081 THE ONLY REASON 255 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,116 YOU GET ALL THE GUYS 256 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,585 IS BECAUSE YOU DRESS LIKE A TRAMP. 257 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,521 THEY'RE JUST RESPONDING TO MY PERSONALITY. 258 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,056 UH, LEELA, ARMANDO AND I 259 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:02,393 ARE GOING TO THE BACKSEAT OF HIS CAR FOR COFFEE. 260 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:05,463 YOU GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT HERE BY YOURSELF? 261 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,465 SURE. I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. 262 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:11,435 REALLY-- YOU TWO GO ENJOY YOURSELVES. 263 00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:14,004 I'M SO LONELY. 264 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,941 I'M GOING TO GO EAT A BUCKET OF ICE CREAM. 265 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:20,510 [ Crying ] 266 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,813 THE SPOON'S IN THE FOOT POWDER. 267 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,004 [ Sniffling ] 268 00:11:30,073 --> 00:11:31,272 [ Bender Groans ] 269 00:11:31,341 --> 00:11:33,223 I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE. 270 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:37,227 I CAN'T LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE WITHOUT POOR, SWEET NIBBLER. 271 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:38,528 TOO BAD HE WASN'T AN ALLIGATOR. 272 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,197 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FLUSH THOSE THINGS 273 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,582 THEY STAY ALIVE IN THE SEWERS. 274 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:42,833 REALLY? YEP. 275 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:45,335 MY FRIEND'S COUSIN'S CASEWORKER SAW ONE ONCE. 276 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:46,937 IT'S A WIDELY BELIEVED FACT. 277 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,406 HMM, SEWERS. 278 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,509 THINKING, THINKING, THINKING. 279 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,743 [ Bell Rings ] 280 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,161 HANG ON, NIBBLER! 281 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,363 UNCLE BENDER'S COMING TO SAVE YOU. 282 00:11:56,432 --> 00:12:00,167 [ Flushing ] 283 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:01,468 DAMN, IT'S TOO SMALL. 284 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:05,505 WHAT DO THOSE HUMANS DESIGN THIS FOR, ANYWAY? 285 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:12,563 AHA! BENDER, ONE. TOILET, ZERO. 286 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,883 [ Flushing ] 287 00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:18,186 SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. 288 00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:19,387 [ Gurgling ] 289 00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:20,805 [ Knocking On Door ] 290 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,439 BENDER? BENDER?! 291 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,675 HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOMBRERO? 292 00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:25,993 [ Gasps ] 293 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,000 NOW HE'S FLUSHED HIMSELF DOWN THE TOILET? 294 00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,568 WHO'S HE GOING TO FLUSH NEXT? 295 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,719 HEY, IT'S YOUR FAULT. 296 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:36,737 HE ONLY FLUSHED HIMSELF 297 00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:38,672 BECAUSE YOUR EMOTIONS MADE HIM FEEL BAD. 298 00:12:38,741 --> 00:12:39,823 YOU'RE RIGHT. 299 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,158 I FEEL TERRIBLE. 300 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,192 OH, GREAT. 301 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,860 NOW YOU'RE MAKING HIM FEEL WORSE. 302 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,664 I GUESS WE'D BETTER GO DOWN INTO THE SEWERS AND LOOK FOR HIM. 303 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:47,682 ARE YOU CRAZY? 304 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,350 THERE'S MUTANTS DOWN THERE. 305 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:50,851 THEY'LL EAT YOU ALIVE. 306 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,536 THEY'RE HIDEOUS! 307 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,039 [ Screaming ] 308 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,074 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MUTANTS. 309 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,060 THAT'S A RIDICULOUS URBAN MYTH. 310 00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:00,678 OH, DON'T BE SO SURE. 311 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,279 MANY SCIENTISTS BELIEVE 312 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,815 HUMANS REALLY COULD MUTATE DOWN THERE 313 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:09,453 DUE TO EXPOSURE TO TOXIC WASTE AND RADIOACTIVE RUNOFF 314 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,489 AND GOOD OLD AMERICAN FECES. 315 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,459 GOD BLESS AMERICA. 316 00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:21,882 PHEW! 317 00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,718 LADIES FIRST. 318 00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:25,085 [ Yelling ] 319 00:13:25,154 --> 00:13:26,637 [ Splash ] 320 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,904 [ Fry Sputtering ] 321 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,207 UGH! AND THE AFTERTASTE. 322 00:13:34,196 --> 00:13:34,879 [ Screams ] 323 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:35,662 WHAT IS IT? 324 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,998 I BURNED MY FINGER. 325 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,833 OKAY, CHECK THE GUIDEBOOK. 326 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,785 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE UNDER PARK AVENUE. 327 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,188 OOH, RITZY. 328 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,407 JUST THINK, ALL THIS WAS PROBABLY ONCE 329 00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,175 A CHARITY LUNCHEON FOR THE MET. 330 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,410 [ Clanking ] 331 00:13:49,478 --> 00:13:50,427 WAIT, WHAT'S THAT? 332 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,845 [ Groaning ] 333 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,648 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE THROWN OUT THE MANUAL. 334 00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:57,851 BENDER, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE. 335 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,839 I KNOW, BUT I JUST MISSED NIBBLER SO MUCH. 336 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,174 [ Sobbing ] 337 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,842 HE WAS SO CUTE. 338 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,743 HE WAS SO SWEET. 339 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:10,597 YUCK. THIS EMOTIONAL DISPLAY IS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS. 340 00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:12,933 OR MAYBE IT'S WHATEVER THAT IS. 341 00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:15,602 NIBBLER? 342 00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,805 NIBBLER? 343 00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:19,323 IT'S NO USE. 344 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,191 WE'D BETTER TURN BACK. 345 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,626 WHICH WAY, FRY? 346 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,729 HMM. ACCORDING TO THIS MAP, THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH... 347 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,047 THAT PIPE. 348 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,353 DON'T WORRY, IT GETS WIDER AFTER ABOUT A MILE. 349 00:14:32,422 --> 00:14:33,987 IDIOT. IDIOT. 350 00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:35,506 OKAY, OKAY, NEVER MIND. 351 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:38,242 I'LL JUST ASK THOSE PEOPLE FOR DIRECTIONS. 352 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,776 [ Muttering ] 353 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,229 MUTANTS! 354 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,230 [ Screams ] 355 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,748 [ Screams ] 356 00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:45,732 [ Beeping ] 357 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,835 [ Screaming ] 358 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:51,672 [ Leela ] MUTANTS! 359 00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:52,774 THEY'RE REAL. 360 00:14:52,842 --> 00:14:53,924 [ Screaming ] 361 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,943 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 362 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,130 BACK. BACK. 363 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,983 THANKS, HANDSOME. 364 00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:04,451 PLEASE, DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED. 365 00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:05,452 WE'RE HARMLESS. 366 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:07,054 I HAVE THREE ARMS. 367 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,489 I SAID HARMLESS, NOT ARMLESS. 368 00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:09,490 LAY OFF HIM. 369 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,158 YOU KNOW HE'S ONLY GOT ONE EAR. 370 00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:13,327 HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE EATING OUR BRAINS? 371 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,345 YOU'RE MUTANTS. 372 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,513 MUTANTS? 373 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,848 PERHAPS IT IS YOU WHO ARE THE MUTANTS. 374 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:18,950 PLEASE, DWAYNE. 375 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,435 HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR LATELY? 376 00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:24,555 WELCOME TO OUR VILLAGE. 377 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,058 IT MAY NOT BE PARIS, BUT IT HAS A CERTAIN... 378 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:30,194 QUAINT CHARM THAT I, FOR ONE, WOULDN'T TRADE FOR THE WORLD. 379 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,947 YOU GUYS REALIZE YOU LIVE IN A SEWER, RIGHT? 380 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,165 PERHAPS. 381 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,799 BUT PERHAPS YOUR CIVILIZATION 382 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,969 IS MERELY THE SEWER OF AN EVEN GREATER SOCIETY ABOVE YOU. 383 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,437 NO, WE'RE ON THE TOP. 384 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:41,872 DAYLIGHT AND EVERYTHING. 385 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,640 OH. 386 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,625 IT MUST BE WONDERFUL. 387 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,443 EH. 388 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,561 LISTEN, WE ACTUALLY 389 00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,663 CAME DOWN HERE TO FIND OUR PET, NIBBLER. 390 00:15:48,732 --> 00:15:50,414 HE GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET. 391 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,783 WELL, IF HE GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET 392 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,618 HE PROBABLY CAME THROUGH HERE. 393 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,070 EVERYTHING ALWAYS DOES. 394 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,872 FOLLOW ME. 395 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,624 ALL THAT IS OURS 396 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,961 WAS ONCE FLUSHED DOWN YOUR TOILETS. 397 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,729 OVER THERE IS OUR AQUARIUM. 398 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,380 THIS IS OUR LIBRARY. 399 00:16:06,449 --> 00:16:09,133 NOTHING BUT CRUMPLED PORNO AND AYN RAND. 400 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,385 AND OVER HERE IS OUR CHURCH. 401 00:16:13,022 --> 00:16:16,624 WOW, YOU GUYS WORSHIP AN UNEXPLODED NUCLEAR BOMB? 402 00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,442 YEAH, BUT NOBODY'S THAT OBSERVANT. 403 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,711 IT'S MAINLY A CHRISTMAS AND EASTER THING. 404 00:16:20,764 --> 00:16:23,147 NIBBLER? 405 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,233 COME TO DADDY, SWEETIE-OOKUMS. 406 00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:29,120 SO, IS IT TRUE THAT ALLIGATORS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET 407 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,188 SURVIVE DOWN HERE? 408 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,905 NO. THAT'S JUST AN URBAN LEGEND. 409 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,240 THEN WHAT ARE THOSE? 410 00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:34,375 CROCODILES. 411 00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:35,660 WE KEEP THEM AS PETS. 412 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,528 THEN, WHEN THEY GROW TOO LARGE 413 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,696 WE FLUSH THEM DOWN 414 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,465 INTO THE SUB-SEWER. 415 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,851 SOME SAY THERE'S A FREAKISH RACE OF SUB-MUTANTS DOWN THERE. 416 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,353 PLEASE, THAT'S JUST A SUB-URBAN LEGEND. 417 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,140 OH? THEN I SUPPOSE YOU ALSO DON'T BELIEVE IN... 418 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,742 EL CHUPANIBRE. 419 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,027 [ All Gasping ] 420 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,630 EL CHUPANIBRE? WHAT'S THAT? 421 00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:58,282 [ Guitar Strumming ] 422 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,751 GATHER 'ROUND, CHILDREN 423 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:02,953 FOR THE LEGEND OF EL CHUPANIBRE. 424 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,857 ♪ HE CREEPS AND CRAWLS IN THE MIDNIGHT HUSH ♪ 425 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,360 ♪ SILENT AS A LOW-FLOW TOILET FLUSH ♪ 426 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,478 ♪ WATCH YOUR STEP, 'CAUSE SOONER OR LATER ♪ 427 00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:13,914 ♪ HE'LL EAT YOU WHOLE AND HALF YOUR ALLIGATOR. ♪ 428 00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:14,915 CROCODILE. 429 00:17:14,984 --> 00:17:15,900 WHATEVER. 430 00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:16,734 [ Snorts ] 431 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,135 WAIT, OUR PET NIBBLER 432 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,904 LOVES FRESH CROCODILE. 433 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,839 IT'S HIS FAVORITE TREAT. 434 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,707 HE MUST BE EL CHUPANIBRE. 435 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,043 HEY, YEAH. 436 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:28,262 YOU UNLEASHED THE DREADED EL CHUPANIBRE UPON US? 437 00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,431 THEN YOU ARE OUR SWORN ENEMIES. 438 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,850 [ All Shouting ] 439 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,068 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 440 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,636 HE WOULD NEVER HURT PEOPLE. 441 00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:37,388 LET US HELP YOU CAPTURE HIM. 442 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,673 IMPOSSIBLE. 443 00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:40,140 IF THE LEGEND IS TRUE 444 00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:43,210 OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO OFFER HIM A SNACK-RIFICE. 445 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,012 YES, AN UNSPOILED VIRGIN. 446 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,246 I VOLUNTEER. 447 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,731 NICE TRY, LEELA 448 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,300 BUT WE'VE ALL SEEN ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S WEB PAGE. 449 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,186 [ Laughing ] 450 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,422 OH, I MADE MYSELF FEEL BAD. 451 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,192 SHE'LL HAVE TO DO. CHAIN HER TO THE POST. 452 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,996 AND RIP HER SHIRT A LITTLE. 453 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:07,768 BEHOLD. WHEN EL CHUPANIBRE COMES FOR THE... "VIRGIN" 454 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,521 HE WILL BE SNARED BY THIS ROPE TRAP. 455 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,672 SHH. 456 00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:13,640 EL CHUPANIBRE COMES SOON. 457 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:14,976 IT IS NIGHTFALL. 458 00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:16,143 NIGHTFALL? 459 00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:18,045 HOW CAN YOU TELL DOWN HERE? 460 00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:19,113 [ Splashing ] 461 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,715 THE TIDE IS COMING IN. 462 00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:22,934 QUIET. THE BEAST APPROACHES. 463 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:26,954 [ Footsteps ] 464 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,088 [ All Yelling ] 465 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,763 [ Gasps ] 466 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:39,850 NIBBLER! 467 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,736 AH, COME HERE, PRECIOUS. 468 00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:44,838 LOOK, EVERYONE, IT'S EL CHUPANIBRE. 469 00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:46,257 THAT'S NOT EL CHUPANIBRE. 470 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,074 SAY WHAT? 471 00:18:47,143 --> 00:18:48,459 THAT'S EL CHUPANIBRE. 472 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,694 [ Growling ] 473 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,480 [ Screams ] 474 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,501 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 475 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:02,840 [ High-Pitched Scream ] 476 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,074 [ High-Pitched Scream ] 477 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,994 BENDER, DO SOMETHING. 478 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,612 I'M TOO SCARED. 479 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,699 LEELA, YOUR "SCAREDNESS" IS BEING TRANSMITTED STRAIGHT TO BENDER. 480 00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:14,701 IF YOU CARE ABOUT NIBBLER, STOP CARING ABOUT HIM. 481 00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,020 I CAN'T. 482 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,404 I LOVE EVERY LIVING CREATURE. 483 00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:18,205 EVEN ME? 484 00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:19,140 AS A FRIEND. 485 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:19,907 DAMN. 486 00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:21,192 [ Sobbing ] 487 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,493 LISTEN TO ME, LEELA. 488 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,361 I'M AN EXPERT AT NOT CARING. 489 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,131 THE SECRET IS TO STOP GIVING A RAT'S ASS 490 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,399 ABOUT ANYONE ELSE 491 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,702 AND START THINKING OF THE THINGS THAT YOU WANT-- 492 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,004 THAT YOU DESERVE-- 493 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,772 THAT THE WORLD OWES YOU. 494 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,476 WELL, I COULD USE A NEW TANK TOP. 495 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,977 BIGGER! BIGGER! 496 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:43,447 A FASHIONABLE TANK TOP, AND DESIGNER BOOTS 497 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,365 ENCRUSTED WITH JEWELS. 498 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,616 DON'T STOP NOW. 499 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,886 YOU'LL NEED SOME PANTS TO GO WITH THAT OUTFIT. 500 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:49,987 YEAH. 501 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,455 AND I COULD AFFORD IT ALL 502 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,041 IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO FEED THAT STUPID NIBBLER. 503 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,376 BENDER IS BACK. 504 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,043 I'LL SAVE YOU, NIBBLER. 505 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,602 AW. 506 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:08,305 BENDER'S GOING TO BE KILLED! 507 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,007 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I COULD USE? 508 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,076 A WEEKEND AT ONE OF THOSE FANCY SPAS. 509 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,244 AND A TOBLERONE. 510 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,395 HUH? 511 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,392 [ Flushing ] 512 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:30,845 [ Roaring ] 513 00:20:30,913 --> 00:20:32,530 [ Gurgling ] 514 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:33,981 YAY! YOU DID IT! 515 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,300 [ Cheering ] 516 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,452 LET'S HAVE A TISSUE TAPE PARADE. 517 00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:39,687 [ Bender ] NO, THANKS. 518 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,674 [ Splash ] 519 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,460 [ Whimpering ] 520 00:20:46,529 --> 00:20:49,279 GATHER 'ROUND, CHILDREN, TO HEAR THE LEGEND OF BENDER. 521 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:53,049 ♪ HE CAME FROM ABOVE WITH... ♪ 522 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,951 IT'S GOING TO BE MANY A YEAR 523 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,255 BEFORE SOMEONE FLUSHES ANOTHER GUITAR STRING. 524 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,776 THAT WAS A DISGUSTING STORY. 525 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,962 AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO BENDER. 526 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,297 I LOVE YOU, BENDER. 527 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,915 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 528 00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:10,300 GET THAT STUPID CHIP OUT OF ME 529 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,069 BEFORE I KILL MYSELF. 530 00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:16,323 BENDER, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS 531 00:21:16,391 --> 00:21:18,776 BUT THE EMPATHY CHIP BURNED OUT. 532 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:22,863 THE EMOTION YOU FELT FOR NIBBLER WAS ACTUALLY YOUR OWN. 533 00:21:22,932 --> 00:21:25,549 HUH. LOOKS LIKE BENDER LEARNED AN IMPORTANT LESSON 534 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,318 ABOUT RESPECTING OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS AFTER ALL. 535 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,870 [ All Agreeing ] 536 00:21:29,939 --> 00:21:31,522 NO, I'M WRONG. 537 00:21:31,574 --> 00:21:34,358 THE EMPATHY CHIP WAS RUNNING AT TRIPLE CAPACITY. 538 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,110 AND I STILL BARELY FELT ANYTHING. 539 00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:38,862 GOOD NIGHT, LOSERS. 540 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:43,483 YOU KNOW, BENDER MAY NOT HAVE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM ME 541 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,504 BUT I THINK I ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING FROM HIM. 542 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,723 SO LONG, JERKWADS! 543 00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:52,076 SO LONG. 543 00:21:53,305 --> 00:22:53,549 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app