1 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:06,555 HMM... 2 00:00:07,524 --> 00:00:10,242 HORSIE TO POINTY GUY SIX. 3 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,198 [ Groans ] 4 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:18,200 [ Fry Chuckling ] 5 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:19,651 CHECK. 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,052 HMM... 7 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,388 GET 'IM, BOYS! 8 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:25,690 [ Vicious Yelling And Punching ] 9 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,559 GOOD MOVE. 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:35,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 11 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,959 [ Farnsworth ] GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 12 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,427 WE HAVE A MISSION 13 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:05,697 TO FURTHER THE NOBLE CAUSE OF INTERGALACTIC PEACE. 14 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:07,032 NOPE. WATCHING CARTOONS. 15 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,033 SORRY. 16 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,201 [ Crashing ] 17 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,501 WHAT'S THE MISSION? 18 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,636 IT'S A DELIVERY 19 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,805 FOR THE DEMOCRATIC ORDER OF PLANETS. 20 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,374 DOOP? WHAT'S THAT? 21 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:18,309 IT'S SIMILAR TO THE UNITED NATIONS FROM YOUR TIME, FRY. 22 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,427 UH... 23 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,828 OR LIKE THE FEDERATION 24 00:01:20,897 --> 00:01:22,397 FROM YOUR STAR TREK PROGRAM. 25 00:01:22,466 --> 00:01:23,631 OH! 26 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,350 TONIGHT IS THE RIBBON CUTTING 27 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,202 FOR THE DOOP's NEW HEADQUARTERS. 28 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,236 WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING? 29 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:29,971 SOMETHING WITHOUT WHICH 30 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,674 NO RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONY COULD PROCEED: 31 00:01:32,742 --> 00:01:34,943 THE CEREMONIAL OVERSIZED SCISSORS. 32 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,445 WE'LL GET THEM THERE AS QUICKLY AS WE CAN. 33 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,831 ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T RUN WITH THEM. 34 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:48,123 WOW. 35 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,658 THERE'S A MILLION ALIENS. 36 00:01:49,726 --> 00:01:51,826 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO MIND-BLOWING. 37 00:01:51,895 --> 00:01:55,379 OOH! A RECEPTION TABLE WITH MUFFINS! 38 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,432 [ Female ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 39 00:01:57,501 --> 00:01:59,751 WELCOME TO THE RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONY 40 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,253 OF THE DOOP's MAGNIFICENT NEW HEADQUARTERS 41 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,389 A FITTING HOME FOR AN ORGANIZATION 42 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,392 THAT HAS FOSTERED PEACE THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE-- 43 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,929 EVEN BETWEEN THE INSECTOIDS AND THE SPACE LIZARDS. 44 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,347 [ Chewing ] 45 00:02:12,416 --> 00:02:13,498 HMM? 46 00:02:14,585 --> 00:02:16,534 [ Applause ] 47 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,537 SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE ON PLANET AMAZONIA? 48 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:20,806 BIG RATS THERE. 49 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,540 ME CRUSH WITH CLUB. 50 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,076 THAT'S SO INTERESTING. 51 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,061 MAYBE WE COULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER OVER A COFFEE. 52 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:28,913 I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER PLACE 53 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,782 FOR THIS CENTER OF DIPLOMACY 54 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:33,652 THAN HERE IN ORBIT AROUND THE NEUTRAL PLANET. 55 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,003 WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS 56 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:37,305 ON THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION, YOUR NEUTRALNESS? 57 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:40,359 I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. 58 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:41,776 [ Applause ] 59 00:02:41,845 --> 00:02:43,511 I HATE THESE 60 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,330 FILTHY NEUTRALS, KIFF. 61 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,115 WITH ENEMIES, YOU KNOW WHERE THEY STAND 62 00:02:47,184 --> 00:02:48,717 BUT WITH NEUTRALS, WHO KNOWS? 63 00:02:48,785 --> 00:02:50,585 IT SICKENS ME. 64 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:51,837 [ Groans ] 65 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,188 HALT! 66 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:54,740 WHY, LEELA 67 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,325 I DO BELIEVE WE'VE... MET. 68 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:58,527 HE MEANS YOU GUYS DID IT. 69 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,812 IF YOU DON'T MIND, WE'RE HERE TO DELIVER 70 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,930 THE SCISSORS FOR THE RIBBON CUTTING. 71 00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:05,666 - THEN YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. - WHAT FOR? 72 00:03:05,735 --> 00:03:07,152 HOW DO I KNOW THESE SCISSORS 73 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:09,170 AREN'T PART OF SOME NEUTRAL PLOT? 74 00:03:09,239 --> 00:03:10,772 BUT THEY'RE NOT EVEN SHARP. 75 00:03:10,841 --> 00:03:12,724 WHO COULD I POSSIBLY HURT WITH THEM? 76 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,426 THE YARN PEOPLE OF NYLAR FOUR. 77 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,428 [ Speaking Alien Language ] 78 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,230 SO, A PLAN TO ASSASSINATE 79 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:22,033 A WEIRD-LOOKING ALIEN WITH SCISSORS-- 80 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:23,902 HOW VERY NEUTRAL OF YOU. 81 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:24,936 WHAT? 82 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,921 THAT WAS ALMOST THE PERFECT CRIME 83 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:28,889 BUT YOU FORGOT ONE THING: 84 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,459 ROCK CRUSHES SCISSORS... 85 00:03:31,528 --> 00:03:33,345 BUT PAPER COVERS ROCK 86 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,130 AND SCISSORS CUTS PAPER. 87 00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:37,231 KIFF, WE HAVE A CONUNDRUM. 88 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,583 [ Groans ] 89 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:41,169 SEARCH THEM FOR PAPER... AND BRING ME A ROCK. 90 00:03:41,237 --> 00:03:42,503 WHY? 91 00:03:42,572 --> 00:03:43,855 [ Zapp ] SO BEAUTIFUL 92 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,108 YET SO NEUTRAL. 93 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,960 DRAG THEM TO THE SHIP. 94 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,912 AND NOW, TO CUT THE RIBBON 95 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,615 THE LEGENDARY DOOP CAPTAIN WHO JUST RETURNED 96 00:03:53,683 --> 00:03:56,384 FROM A TRIUMPHANT CARPET BOMBING OF EDEN SEVEN... 97 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:58,353 ZAPP BRANNIGAN! 98 00:03:58,421 --> 00:04:00,038 [ Applause ] 99 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,896 WHAT MAKES A MAN TURN NEUTRAL? 100 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:10,398 LUST FOR GOLD? 101 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,550 POWER? OR WERE YOU JUST BORN 102 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,452 WITH A HEART FULL OF NEUTRALITY? 103 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:15,770 UM, SIR... 104 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:18,489 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CUTTING THE RIBBON RIGHT NOW. 105 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:20,424 NO MATTER-- I'LL SIMPLY CUT IT FROM HERE 106 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:21,626 WITH THE SHIP'S LASER. 107 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,632 SIR, I DON'T THINK THAT'S WISE. 108 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,968 KIFF, IF THERE'S ONE THING I DON'T NEED 109 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:33,621 IT'S YOUR "I DON'T THINK THAT'S WISE" ATTITUDE. 110 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,359 [ Beeping ] 111 00:04:42,598 --> 00:04:44,582 [ Applause ] 112 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,453 AAH! 113 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,711 [ Screaming ] 114 00:04:58,114 --> 00:04:59,798 WHOOPSIE-DAISY. 115 00:05:03,186 --> 00:05:04,202 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 116 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,603 YOU STAND ACCUSED 117 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,255 OF BLOWING UP DOOP HEADQUARTERS. 118 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:08,572 HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 119 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,593 ABSOLUTELY 99% NOT GUILTY. 120 00:05:11,662 --> 00:05:14,012 THEN THE PROSECUTOR WILL CALL HIS FIRST WITNESS. 121 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,113 YOUR HONOR... 122 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,131 I'M JUST A SIMPLE HYPER-CHICKEN 123 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,835 FROM A BACKWOODS ASTEROID, BUT IF IT PLEASE THE COURT 124 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:24,338 I RECKON I'LL CALL THE ENTIRE JURY. 125 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:25,723 [ All Gasping ] 126 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,325 [ All Murmuring ] 127 00:05:27,377 --> 00:05:29,093 I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS. 128 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,829 MEMBERS OF THE JURY 129 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,931 DID Y'ALL HAPPEN TO CATCH A GANDER 130 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,034 AT WHO BLEW UP THAT THERE DOOP HEADQUARTERS? 131 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,385 THAT'S THE GUY RIGHT THERE. 132 00:05:37,454 --> 00:05:38,853 RIGHT OVER THERE. YES, INDEED. 133 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,790 AND ARE Y'ALL GOING TO VOTE TO CONVICT HIM? 134 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:43,542 [ All Mumbling In Agreement ] OH, YEAH. 135 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:47,161 THE JURY IS INSTRUCTED TO DISREGARD ITS OWN TESTIMONY. 136 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:49,730 YOUR HONOR, THE PROSECUTION RESTS. 137 00:05:49,799 --> 00:05:51,433 [ Clucking ] 138 00:05:51,501 --> 00:05:54,001 THE EVIDENCE AGAINST ZAPP BRANNIGAN IS STRONG 139 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:56,337 HOWEVER, IN LIGHT OF HIS YEARS OF SERVICE 140 00:05:56,406 --> 00:05:59,340 AND THE INCOMPETENCE OF THIS HILLBILLY PROSECUTOR 141 00:05:59,409 --> 00:06:01,709 I'M AFRAID I MUST DISMISS ALL CHARGES. 142 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:02,910 [ Crowd Murmuring ] 143 00:06:02,979 --> 00:06:04,479 DISMISS ALL CHARGES? 144 00:06:04,547 --> 00:06:06,715 YOUR HONOR, I KNOW THE CASE IS CLOSED 145 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,516 AND YOU'VE RENDERED YOUR VERDICT 146 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,051 BUT I WANT TO TESTIFY. 147 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,903 I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS. 148 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:14,989 NOW, MS. LEELA, ON THE DATE IN QUESTION 149 00:06:15,058 --> 00:06:18,943 WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT WEARING A HOOPSKIRT? 150 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,028 THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION. WHAT MATTERS IS 151 00:06:21,097 --> 00:06:23,865 ZAPP BRANNIGAN IS THE SORRIEST CAPTAIN I'VE EVER SEEN 152 00:06:23,934 --> 00:06:26,434 AND I SAW THE IDIOT BLOW UP DOOP HEADQUARTERS 153 00:06:26,503 --> 00:06:28,052 WITH MY OWN EYE. 154 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,088 [ Murmuring ] 155 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,873 I'D LIKE TO CROSS-EXAMINE THE WITNESS. 156 00:06:32,942 --> 00:06:34,392 I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS. 157 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,310 WE'VE MET BEFORE, HAVE WE NOT? 158 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:37,645 YES. 159 00:06:37,714 --> 00:06:41,516 AND ON THAT OCCASION, DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE? 160 00:06:41,585 --> 00:06:44,269 MAY I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE STILL UNDER OATH. 161 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,337 [ Groans ] 162 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,604 YES. 163 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:49,190 PLEASE POINT OUT THE PERSON IN THIS COURTROOM 164 00:06:49,259 --> 00:06:51,192 YOU HAD SEX WITH. 165 00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:55,179 WHOO! 166 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,381 AND HIS NAME IS? 167 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,799 ZAPP BRANNIGAN. 168 00:06:58,869 --> 00:07:00,618 THE VERY SAME ZAPP BRANNIGAN 169 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,221 WHO DID NOT BLOW UP DOOP HEADQUARTERS. 170 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:06,590 I REST MY CASE. 171 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,243 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY 172 00:07:08,311 --> 00:07:10,261 YOU MAY BEGIN YOUR DELIBERATIONS. 173 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:25,827 YOUR HONOR, WE HAVE REACHED A VERDICT. 174 00:07:25,896 --> 00:07:29,547 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT... GUILTY. 175 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,666 WHOO! 176 00:07:31,735 --> 00:07:33,017 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 177 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,419 YOU ARE HEREBY STRIPPED OF YOUR RANK AS CAPTAIN 178 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,422 AND DISMISSED FROM THE DOOP. 179 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,756 [ Gavel Bangs ] 180 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:42,009 [ Sniffling ] 181 00:07:42,078 --> 00:07:45,513 [ Whimpering ] 182 00:07:51,087 --> 00:07:53,755 I'D LIKE TO MAKE ONE FINAL STATEMENT. 183 00:07:53,824 --> 00:07:56,224 KIFF, COME HERE AND HOLD UP THE FLAG. 184 00:07:57,994 --> 00:08:00,528 AND WAVE IT A LITTLE, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 185 00:08:00,597 --> 00:08:04,382 MY FRIENDS, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY A MAN'S TITLE AND HIS UNIFORM 186 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:08,102 BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY HIS INTEGRITY OR HIS HONOR. 187 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:10,254 PLUS, IT WAS MOSTLY KIFF'S FAULT. 188 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,040 WHAT? 189 00:08:12,109 --> 00:08:14,876 KIFF KROKER, YOU ARE ALSO STRIPPED OF YOUR RANK 190 00:08:14,945 --> 00:08:16,978 AND DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED. 191 00:08:17,047 --> 00:08:19,713 [ Stammering ] 192 00:08:19,782 --> 00:08:21,532 [ Groaning ] 193 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,238 ONE DAY A MAN HAS EVERYTHING 194 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,458 AND THE NEXT DAY HE BLOWS UP A $400 BILLION SPACE STATION 195 00:08:30,527 --> 00:08:32,294 AND THE NEXT DAY HE HAS NOTHING. 196 00:08:32,362 --> 00:08:33,762 IT MAKES YOU THINK. 197 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,096 NO, IT DOESN'T. 198 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:36,248 COME, KIFF. 199 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:39,884 IT'S TIME TO BEGIN OUR LIFE AS CIVILIANS. 200 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,586 THAT'S AN ORDER, SOLDIER. 201 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:44,523 [ Introduction To "Everybody's Talkin'" Playing ] 202 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:51,646 ♪ EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' AT ME ♪ 203 00:08:51,715 --> 00:08:55,801 ♪ I DON'T HEAR A WORD THEY'RE SAYING ♪ 204 00:08:57,054 --> 00:09:01,105 ♪ ONLY THE ECHOES OF MY MIND ♪ 205 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,628 ♪ PEOPLE STOP AND STARE ♪ 206 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,833 ♪ I CAN'T SEE THEIR FACES ♪ 207 00:09:11,902 --> 00:09:14,569 ♪ ONLY THE SHADOWS ♪ 208 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,204 ♪ OF THEIR EYES ♪ 209 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:23,294 ♪ I'M GOING WHERE THE SUN KEEPS SHINING... ♪ 210 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,963 ♪ THROUGH THE POURING RAIN ♪ 211 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:28,917 HEY, BENDER? 212 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,551 YEAH? 213 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:32,020 [ Laughing ] 214 00:09:32,089 --> 00:09:32,904 WHOA! 215 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,222 ALL RIGHT... 216 00:09:34,291 --> 00:09:36,858 THIS IS THE THIRD HOSE FIGHT I'VE BROKEN UP TODAY 217 00:09:36,927 --> 00:09:39,494 AND THE SECOND ONE USING ACTUAL HOSES. 218 00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:40,762 NOW, MOVE YOUR LAZY ASSES 219 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,063 AND START SCRUBBING THE SHIP 220 00:09:42,132 --> 00:09:43,265 LIKE I ORDERED YOU TO. 221 00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:45,900 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET SO MAD, LEELA. 222 00:09:45,969 --> 00:09:47,602 YEAH, FRY ALREADY WIPED OFF 223 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,604 SOME OF THE DIRT WITH HIS FINGER. 224 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:50,872 [ Chuckling ] 225 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:52,941 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 226 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:56,945 ZAPP? 227 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,863 LEELA, I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO TURN. 228 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,316 YOU'RE THE ONLY WOMAN WHO EVER LOVED ME. 229 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:02,651 I NEVER LOVED YOU. 230 00:10:02,719 --> 00:10:04,185 I MEAN PHYSICALLY. 231 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,219 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 232 00:10:05,288 --> 00:10:06,905 JUST LET ME WORK FOR A LITTLE FOOD. 233 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,589 PERHAPS I COULD PAINT A FENCE 234 00:10:08,658 --> 00:10:10,959 OR SERVICE YOU SEXUALLY OR MOP THE FLOORS. 235 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,462 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 236 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,363 KIFF MIGHT. 237 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,482 LEELA, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 238 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,419 JUST A BROKEN-DOWN HOBO WHO'S HIT ROCK BOTTOM 239 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,203 AND HIS COMMANDING OFFICER. 240 00:10:22,272 --> 00:10:24,873 WHY, YOU'RE THAT DISGRACED STARSHIP CAPTAIN. 241 00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:27,458 HAVING HIM ON STAFF WOULD DISTRACT PEOPLE 242 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,728 FROM OUR HORRENDOUS SAFETY RECORD. 243 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,179 COME IN! 244 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:34,065 I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO MEET OUR NEW EMPLOYEES. 245 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,117 UH... WHICH ONES ARE NEW? 246 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:37,452 THE GREEN DUDE 247 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,503 AND THE FAT MAN. 248 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,639 HMM, I COULD SWEAR I'VE NEVER SEEN 249 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,440 THAT ROBOT BEFORE, EITHER. 250 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:43,842 I'M BENDER. 251 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,694 YOU KNOW, THE LOVABLE RASCAL. 252 00:10:45,763 --> 00:10:49,747 OH, YES, YES, MY GOOD FRIEND, OF COURSE. 253 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,284 ANYWAY... 254 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,752 WHOEVER YOU ALL ARE 255 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,953 I HAVE GOOD NEWS. 256 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,206 YOU'LL BE MAKING A DELIVERY TO STUMBOS FOUR 257 00:10:58,275 --> 00:11:01,860 A PLANET WITH SUCH HIGH GRAVITY, YOU'LL MOST LIKELY BE CRUSHED 258 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,945 UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR OWN HAIR. 259 00:11:04,014 --> 00:11:05,363 ENJOY! 260 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,270 SO, THIS LEELA 261 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,772 I KNOW SHE'S A VERY SENSUOUS WOMAN 262 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,308 BUT WHAT MANNER OF CAPTAIN IS SHE? 263 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,442 SHE'S REALLY STRICT. 264 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,443 AND MEAN. 265 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,845 I SEE. 266 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,397 DOES SHE, BY ANY CHANCE, GIVE THE CREW MEMBERS SPANKINGS? 267 00:11:22,466 --> 00:11:24,649 NO, SHE JUST MAKES US DO WORK AND STUFF. 268 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,917 GOOD, GOOD. 269 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,819 BUT SHOULD SHE EVER INSTITUTE 270 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,221 SOME SORT OF BARE-BOTTOM SPANKING POLICY 271 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,773 LET ME GO IN YOUR PLACE. 272 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,276 I WON'T HAVE MY COMRADES HARMED. 273 00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:36,310 HEY, THIS GUY'S ALL RIGHT. 274 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:41,199 HERE'S TO US POOR SCHMOES... 275 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,434 WORKING FOR THE MAN. 276 00:11:42,503 --> 00:11:45,587 EVEN IF HE IS A HOT, SEXY, FEMALE MAN. 277 00:11:45,656 --> 00:11:47,038 MM. 278 00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:53,812 I'VE COMPUTED OUR LANDING COORDINATES, CAPTAIN. 279 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:54,796 THANKS, KIFF. 280 00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:55,797 VERY NICE WORK. 281 00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:56,665 [ Sighs ] 282 00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:57,615 WAIT. WHAT? 283 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,201 I SAID, "VERY NICE WORK." 284 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:04,156 THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 285 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,307 MMM! 286 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,878 OKAY, CREW, LISTEN UP. 287 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:14,699 YOUR JOB IS TO DELIVER THESE 40 PILLOWS TO THAT HOTEL. 288 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,234 THEY'RE NOT VERY HEAVY 289 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,103 BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME NOT COMPLAINING. 290 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,437 THEY'RE NOT HEAVY IN HERE 291 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,172 BECAUSE WE HAVE AN ANTI-GRAV PUMP 292 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,007 BUT ONCE YOU GET OUT ON THE SURFACE 293 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,793 THE GRAVITY WILL BE VERY INTENSE. 294 00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:26,127 HEY, NO PROB. 295 00:12:26,196 --> 00:12:28,729 THIS LEAD APRON WILL PROTECT ME. 296 00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:30,698 I DON'T WANT ANY SCREWUPS. 297 00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:31,883 USE THE HOVER DOLLY 298 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,918 AND JUST DELIVER ONE PILLOW AT A TIME. 299 00:12:35,973 --> 00:12:37,389 HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA-- 300 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,407 LET'S DELIVER ALL THE PILLOWS AT ONCE. 301 00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:42,210 - YEAH. - THAT'S USING THE OLD NOODLE. 302 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:48,649 [ All Grunting ] 303 00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:53,488 COME ON, GIRDLE. 304 00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:54,606 HOLD. 305 00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:55,923 [ Groaning ] 306 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,343 UH-OH. 307 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,064 [ Grunting ] 308 00:13:03,132 --> 00:13:04,432 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 309 00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:06,083 SOME BREAKING OCCURRED. 310 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,336 THE DOLLY WAS INVOLVED. THAT'S ABOUT ALL WE KNOW. 311 00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:11,789 I TOLD YOU DUMB APES NOT TO OVERLOAD IT. 312 00:13:11,842 --> 00:13:14,642 EACH OF THOSE PILLOWS WEIGHS 150 POUNDS HERE. 313 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,877 ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A KNOT. 314 00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:18,580 WE'LL JUST USE THE BACKUP DOLLY. 315 00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:19,914 I'LL START LOADING UP THE PILLOWS. 316 00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:21,349 [ Leela ] NO WAY, JACK. 317 00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:22,867 YOU DISOBEYED AN ORDER 318 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,836 SO NOW YOU HAVE TO DELIVER ALL 40 PILLOWS BY HAND. 319 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:29,307 LET ME ASK YOU A SERIOUS QUESTION, LEELA. 320 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,042 DOES THE COMPANY THAT MADE YOUR BRA 321 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,176 MAKE A GIRDLE AS WELL? 322 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,762 I ASK BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE... 323 00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:34,930 JUST GET TO WORK. 324 00:13:34,998 --> 00:13:38,382 [ Grunting ] 325 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,985 [ Imitating Leela ] "I'M LEELA. GET TO WORK. NA, NA, NA." 326 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:41,903 I AGREE. 327 00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:43,238 [ Kiff ] THE POINT IS 328 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,872 IT'S JUST SO HUMILIATING 329 00:13:44,941 --> 00:13:46,274 WORKING FOR THAT MAN. 330 00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:51,395 ONCE, HE ACTUALLY ORDERED ME TO SHAVE HIS ARMPITS 331 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,431 WHILE HE WAS IN THE BATHTUB. 332 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,883 SO I SAID TO HIM... 333 00:13:54,952 --> 00:13:56,334 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE TALK 334 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,204 ABOUT SOMETHING BESIDES ZAPP FOR A WHILE? 335 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,538 OH, ALL RIGHT. 336 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,873 UM... 337 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:06,244 WELL, HOW ABOUT THEM, UM... OKAY. 338 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,380 WELL, THERE HE WAS IN THE TUB, ALL RIGHT? 339 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,297 [ Sighs ] 340 00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:11,199 [ Grunting ] 341 00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:14,819 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 342 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,389 AH... SOME GOOD, OLD HIGH-GRAVITY RAIN. 343 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,390 THAT'LL COOL US OFF. 344 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,441 [ Grunts ] 345 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:22,877 OW. 346 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:23,912 OW, OW! 347 00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:26,114 [ All Grunting And Groaning ] 348 00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:28,032 THIS IS ALL LEELA'S FAULT. 349 00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:29,233 YEAH. 350 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,035 IF SHE HAD LET US USE THE BACKUP DOLLY 351 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,203 WE COULD HAVE BROKEN IT 352 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,738 GIVEN UP, AND GONE HOME BY NOW. 353 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:34,806 YOU KNOW, BOYS 354 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,074 A GOOD CAPTAIN NEEDS MANY SKILLS 355 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,411 SUCH AS BOLDNESS, DARING AND A VELOUR UNIFORM 356 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,031 AND I'M NOT CONVINCED LEELA HAS ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 357 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,167 AH, LEELA'S NOT THAT BAD. 358 00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:48,403 I JUST WISH SHE DIDN'T MAKE US WORK SO MUCH. 359 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,155 BACK WHEN I WAS CAPTAIN 360 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,958 ALL I ASKED FROM MY MEN WAS THEIR COMPLETE LOYALTY. 361 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,792 IF I HAD THAT, THEN FOR ALL I CARED 362 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:57,112 THEY COULD SIT AROUND THE WHOLE DAY DRINKING BEER 363 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,412 IN THEIR UNDERPANTS. 364 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,447 BEER? 365 00:14:59,516 --> 00:15:00,898 UNDERPANTS? 366 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,617 AH. AH. 367 00:15:02,703 --> 00:15:05,553 BUT NOW, ZAPP'S NOT CAPTAIN ANYMORE. 368 00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:07,555 I'M FREE! 369 00:15:07,624 --> 00:15:08,723 OH, YOU HEAR THAT? 370 00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,225 I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING. 371 00:15:10,293 --> 00:15:11,526 THIS IS A MUTINY! 372 00:15:11,595 --> 00:15:12,677 [ Groaning ] 373 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,529 YOU'RE OUT OF HERE, LADY. 374 00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:16,180 ZAPP'S THE NEW CAPTAIN. 375 00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:20,551 ALL HAIL THE NEW CAPTAIN. 376 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,220 [ Zip ] 377 00:15:27,776 --> 00:15:29,844 LEELA, YOU MAY BE A FORMIDABLE 378 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,428 DOER OF THE NASTY 379 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,630 BUT I AM FORCED TO RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR POST. 380 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,183 ON WHAT GROUNDS, YOU SLOBBERING OAF? 381 00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:37,984 FAILURE TO PREVENT A MUTINY. 382 00:15:38,053 --> 00:15:39,586 THROW HER IN THE BRIG. 383 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:40,754 WE DON'T HAVE A BRIG. 384 00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:42,523 THEN THROW HER IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM 385 00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:45,258 WHICH WILL HEREAFTER BE REFERRED TO AS THE BRIG. 386 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,280 YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME TO BE CAPTAIN ANYMORE? 387 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,382 YOU GOT IT, GENIUS. 388 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,750 BUT DIDN'T I DO A GOOD JOB? 389 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,753 YOU WERE MEAN, AND YOU YELLED 390 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,487 AND YOU MADE US DO ALL THAT WORK. 391 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,940 SOMETIMES, A CAPTAIN NEEDS TO DO THOSE THINGS. 392 00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:02,342 BESIDES, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. 393 00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:03,661 YEAH, WELL 394 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,030 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SUCH A MEAN CAPTAIN, THEN. 395 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,633 DON'T WORRY, LEELA. 396 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,870 SOON, WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON THIS AND LAUGH. 397 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,956 [ Cruel Laughing ] 398 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:19,877 BACK IN MY OLD UNIFORM. 399 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,245 AND IT NEARLY STILL FITS 400 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,680 EVEN AFTER ALL THAT FATTENING HOBO CUISINE. 401 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,850 WHAT SHALL I DO WITH YOUR CIVILIAN CLOTHES, SIR? 402 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,602 TAKE THEM TO THE LAUNDRY BRIG. 403 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:31,455 SO, DO I HAVE YOUR LOYALTY, MEN? 404 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,906 TO THE ENDS OF THE UNIVERSE. 405 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,341 TEN HUNDRED PERCENT. 406 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,477 THAT'S NOT NEARLY LOYAL ENOUGH. 407 00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:38,729 I ORDER YOU TO SIT AROUND AND DRINK BEER 408 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,614 UNTIL YOU'RE AS LOYAL AS KIFF HERE. 409 00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,566 YES, SIR, SIR. 410 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,801 UM, MAY I HAVE A BEER, SIR? 411 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,538 NO, YOU'RE LOYAL ENOUGH ALREADY. 412 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:48,889 MEANWHILE, I HAVE A PLAN. 413 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,025 WE WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY ATTACK 414 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,193 OUR ARCHENEMY, THE NEUTRAL PLANET. 415 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,361 OH, GEEZ. 416 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,964 ONCE THE NEUTRAL WAR MACHINE LIES IN RUINS 417 00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:58,332 I'LL BE A HERO AGAIN 418 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,068 AND THE DOOP WILL REINSTATE ME AS CAPTAIN. 419 00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:04,488 BUT, SIR, THAT PLAN MAKES NO SENSE. 420 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,772 MAYBE NOT TO YOU, KIFF. 421 00:17:05,841 --> 00:17:07,174 BUT IF I RECALL CORRECTLY 422 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,943 YOU WERE COURT-MARTIALED IN DISGRACE. 423 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,495 OOH, BURN! 424 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,296 NAILED YOU, BUDDY. 425 00:17:16,985 --> 00:17:18,519 PREPARE TO CONTINUE 426 00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:21,205 THE EPIC STRUGGLE BETWEEN GOOD AND NEUTRAL. 427 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:22,639 THIS IS AWESOME. 428 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,458 WE'RE GOING TO BE, LIKE, "POW, POW, POW!" 429 00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,911 AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, [ Screams ] 430 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,062 [ Imitating Explosions ] 431 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,930 AND THEN, WE'LL HAVE PANCAKES TO CELEBRATE 432 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,098 AND I'LL BE, LIKE... 433 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,182 [ Making Eating Sounds ] 434 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,533 PRECISELY. 435 00:17:33,602 --> 00:17:37,054 NOW, IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HONORABLE 436 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,755 WE'LL CALL THE NEUTRAL PRESIDENT 437 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,857 WITH A MESSAGE OF PEACE, THEN BLAST HIM. 438 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:43,661 YES, SIR, SIRDY, SIR, SIR, SIR! 439 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,212 FLY THE WHITE FLAG OF WAR. 440 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,670 This is Zapp Brannigan 441 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,307 of the good ship... Planet Express ship. 442 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,176 I come swinging the olive branch of peace. 443 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,844 SHOULD WE TRUST HIM, YOUR NEUTRALNESS? 444 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:05,432 ALL I KNOW IS, MY GUT SAYS, "MAYBE." 445 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:07,968 WHAT NOW, CHIEF? 446 00:18:08,037 --> 00:18:10,270 NOW, WE CRASH THE SHIP INTO THEIR HEADQUARTERS 447 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,406 KILLING THEM IN A HELLISH FIRESTORM 448 00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:14,608 FROM WHICH NO LIVING THING CAN ESCAPE. 449 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,409 GOOD, GOOD. THEN WHAT? 450 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,596 THEN YOUR MISSION IS COMPLETE. 451 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,547 I, MEANWHILE, WILL HAVE EJECTED TO SAFETY 452 00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:22,349 WEARING THE ONLY SPACE SUIT ON BOARD. 453 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:26,753 [ Whooping And Hollering ] 454 00:18:26,822 --> 00:18:29,139 WAIT A SECOND. IS THIS PLAN GOING TO KILL US? 455 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,290 OF COURSE. 456 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,309 WHAT DO YOU THINK I MEANT BY LOYALTY? 457 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,477 NOW, HELP ME INTO THE ONLY SPACE SUIT. 458 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,096 IT LOOKS A BIT SWEATY IN THERE 459 00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:38,199 SO YOU MAY NEED TO APPLY BABY POWDER. 460 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,636 LEELA, WE WANT YOU TO BE CAPTAIN AGAIN. 461 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:43,971 LET ME GUESS: 462 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,140 HE CANCELED NAP TIME? 463 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,158 HE RAN OUT OF BEER? 464 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,477 SO HE'S ABOUT TO KILL US. 465 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,847 WE WANT LEELA TO BE CAPTAIN AGAIN. 466 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,382 SO, IT'S MUTINY, IS IT? 467 00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:57,551 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY. 468 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,303 COME, KIFF, LET'S EJECT. 469 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:01,171 I FOUND A CHILDREN'S SPACE SUIT YOU CAN WEAR. 470 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,873 WELL, TO BE HONEST, SIR 471 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,641 I'D RATHER STAY HERE WITH CAPTAIN LEELA. 472 00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,426 SHE ACTUALLY LISTENS TO WHAT I HAVE TO... 473 00:19:06,495 --> 00:19:09,346 [ Muffled Speech ] 474 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,924 OH, NO! 475 00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:23,293 HE'S DISABLED THE STEERING! 476 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,611 WE'RE GONNA CRASH! 477 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,630 LEELA, SAVE ME! 478 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,931 AND YOURSELF, I GUESS. 479 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,001 AND MY BANJO! 480 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,953 AND FRY! 481 00:19:33,022 --> 00:19:34,605 OKAY, OKAY. 482 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,789 WE HAVE ONE CHANCE. 483 00:19:35,858 --> 00:19:37,991 ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHAT I SAY AS CAPTAIN? 484 00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:38,892 ABSOLUTELY. 485 00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:40,560 EVEN IF I MAKE YOU WORK HARD? 486 00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:42,846 AS YOUR GOD IS MY WITNESS. 487 00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:45,366 THEN GO GET THE HOVER DOLLY YOU DIDN'T BREAK 488 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,168 AND LOAD ALL THE DARK MATTER INTO THE LEFT ENGINE. 489 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:50,337 OH, MAN, THAT CRAP'S HEAVY! 490 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,439 - AND WARM. - JUST DO IT! 491 00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:58,344 [ Siren Sounding ] YOUR NEUTRALNESS, IT'S A BEIGE ALERT. 492 00:19:58,413 --> 00:19:59,863 IF I DON'T SURVIVE 493 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,982 TELL MY WIFE, "HELLO." 494 00:20:02,985 --> 00:20:04,084 HURRY! 495 00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:06,370 I DON'T WANT TO DIE AT THE AGE OF 25! 496 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,722 Honey, unless we hit a time warp 497 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,674 I wouldn't worry about it. 498 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,428 [ Grunting ] 499 00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:15,963 IT'S TOO LOW! 500 00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:17,047 QUICK! 501 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,249 [ Both Grunting ] 502 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,758 [ Leela ] YOU DID IT! 503 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,426 YOU ACTUALLY DID IT! 504 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,294 [ Cheering ] 505 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,580 AND NO ONE WILL HAVE TO PUNISH ANYONE FOR THE MUTINY! 506 00:20:38,887 --> 00:20:40,787 AND SO, WHEN CAPTAIN LEELA PANICKED-- 507 00:20:40,856 --> 00:20:42,756 PERHAPS DISTRACTED BY FEMALE TROUBLES-- 508 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,426 MY QUICK THINKING ALLOWED ME TO DO WHATEVER I DID 509 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,476 TO SAVE THE DAY. 510 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,744 CAPTAIN LEELA 511 00:20:47,812 --> 00:20:50,731 IS THIS RAMBLING STORY OF MAGIC AND HEROISM TRUE? 512 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,781 WELL, ACTUALLY... 513 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,183 THAT-A-GIRL! 514 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,136 IF THEY DON'T TAKE HIM BACK, WE CAN KEEP HIM AS CAPTAIN. 515 00:20:56,205 --> 00:20:57,354 [ Clicks Tongue ] 516 00:20:58,290 --> 00:20:59,857 YOUR HONOR, IT'S ALL TRUE-- 517 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,359 MY FEMALE INCOMPETENCE, ZAPP'S CATLIKE REFLEXES 518 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,744 THE STUFF THAT MADE NO SENSE, ALL OF IT. 519 00:21:04,813 --> 00:21:06,613 [ All Gasp ] [ Chicken Squawk ] 520 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,515 IN THAT CASE, ZAPP BRANNIGAN 521 00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:12,202 I HEREBY RESTORE YOUR RANK AND PARKING PRIVILEGES. 522 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,620 [ Satisfied Chuckle ] 523 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,371 [ Cheering ] 524 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,507 OH, FOO! 525 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:18,659 COME, KIFF 526 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:20,994 WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 527 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,145 [ Clicks Tongue ] 528 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,413 [ Groaning ] 529 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:24,948 I'LL CALL AND TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 530 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,350 [ Sighs ] 531 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,221 LEELA 532 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,623 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE MEAN 533 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,976 YOU'RE THE BEST CAPTAIN EVER. 534 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,412 YEAH, YOU'RE ONE DYNAMITE LADY. 535 00:21:38,481 --> 00:21:39,480 CAN WE HAVE THE WEEK OFF? 536 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,447 NO! 537 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,015 PLEASE? 538 00:21:42,084 --> 00:21:43,717 COME ON, CAPTAIN. 539 00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:45,552 OH, ALL RIGHT. 540 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,704 NO TIME OFF! 541 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,155 OH, MAN. 542 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,674 LET'S MUTINY. 542 00:21:51,305 --> 00:22:51,660 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app