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[ Man Narrating ]
You're entering the vicinity
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of an area adjacent
to a location.
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The kind of place where
there might be a monster
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or some kind of weird mirror.
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These are just examples.
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It could also
be something much better.
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Prepare to enter...
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As per your request, please find
enclosed the last man on earth.
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Finally... solitude.
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I can read books
for all eternity.
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It's not fair.
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It's not fair!
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Wait. My eyes aren't that bad.
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I can still read
the large-print books.
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[ Screams ]
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It's not f--
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Well, lucky I know
how to read Braille.
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[ Screams ]
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Hey, look at that weird mirror.
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[ Shuddering ]
CURSED BY
HIS OWN HUBRIS.
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THERE'S A POLITICAL DEBATE ON.
QUICK, CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
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HEY, THAT'S WHAT FRY SAID
WHEN WE TURNED ON THE DEBATE.
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[ Announcer ]
C-SPAN9 presents
The Thrill of Politics.
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Sighs ]
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WHA--
HUH?
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LOOK, I KNOW THERE
ARE NO CAR CHASES,
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BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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ONE OF THESE TWO MEN WILL
BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD.
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WHAT DO WE CARE?
WE LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES.
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THE UNITED STATES
IS PART OF THE WORLD.
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WOW, I HAVE BEEN
GONE A LONG TIME.
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It's time someone
had the courage
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to stand up and say
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I'm against those things
that everybody hates!
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Now, I respect my opponent.
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I think he's a good man.
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But, quite frankly, I agree
with everything he just said!
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THESE ARE THE CANDIDATES?
THEY SOUND LIKE CLONES.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
THEY ARE CLONES!
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DON'T LET THEIR
IDENTICAL DNA FOOL YOU.
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THEY DIFFER ON
SOME KEY ISSUES.
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I say your three-cent
titanium tax goes too far.
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And I say your
three-cent titanium tax
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doesn't go
too far enough.
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IF I WERE REGISTERED TO VOTE,
I'D SEND THESE CLOWNS A MESSAGE
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BY STAYING HOME ON ELECTION DAY
AND DRESSING UP LIKE A CLOWN!
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YOU'RE NOT REGISTERED?!
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NOPE. NOT VACCINATED, EITHER.
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BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE ONE VOTE
EVER MADE A DIFFERENCE.
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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THE FIRST ROBOT PRESIDENT
WON BY EXACTLY ONE VOTE.
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AH, YES! JOHN QUINCY
ADDING MACHINE.
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HE STRUCK A CHORD
WITH THE VOTERS
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WHEN HE PLEDGED NOT TO
GO ON A KILLING SPREE.
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BUT, LIKE MOST
POLITICIANS,
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HE PROMISED MORE
THAN HE COULD DELIVER.
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THE POINT IS, ONE VOTE
CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
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AND EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T
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I'M STILL TAKING YOU
TO GET REGISTERED.
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YES, THAT'S
A CAPITAL IDEA.
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LET'S ALL
GO REGISTER.
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PROFESSOR, WHEN DID YOU BECOME
SO OBSESSED WITH VOTING?
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THE VERY INSTANT
I BECAME OLD.
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MMM!
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MMM!
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THE PROBLEM
WITH BOTH PARTIES
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IS THAT THEY ALWAYS
WANT TO GIVE YOUR TAX DOLLARS
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TO THE LESS FORTUNATE.
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THE LESS FORTUNATE
GET ALL THE BREAKS.
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YOU KNOW, FRY, YOU COULD
JOIN A THIRD PARTY, MAYBE.
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ONLY WEIRDOS AND MUTANTS
JOIN THIRD PARTIES.
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REALLY? I BETTER KEEP AN EYE OUT
AT THE NEXT MEETING.
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WHAT PARTY DO YOU
BELONG TO, BENDER?
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EH, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE.
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'CAUSE YOU'RE A ROBOT?
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NO. CONVICTED FELON.
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WE FAVOR UNREASONABLY
HUGE SUBSIDIES
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TO THE BRAIN
SLUG PLANET.
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OKAY, BUT WHAT ARE
THE BRAIN SLUGS
WHO CONTROL YOU
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GOING TO DO
FOR THE WORKING MAN?
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ATTACH BRAIN SLUGS TO THEM.
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SURE, YOU SAY THAT NOW.
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SO IS IT TRUE
YOU CAN MAKE
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ALL KINDS OF SHIRTS
AND ROPES OUT OF HEMP?
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DAVE'S NOT HERE, MAN.
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I ALSO HEARD HEMP
MAKES GREAT SHAMPOO.
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IT DOES? NO WAY!
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I GOT TO CHECK OUT
THIS BROCHURE.
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[ Gulping ]
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO PROTECT
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MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
TO BEAR DOOMSDAY DEVICES?
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WELL, FIRST OFF,
WE'RE GOING TO GET RID
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OF THAT THREE-DAY WAITING
PERIOD FOR MAD SCIENTISTS.
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DAMN STRAIGHT!
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TODAY, THE MAD SCIENTIST
CAN'T GET A DOOMSDAY DEVICE.
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TOMORROW, IT'S
THE MAD GRAD STUDENT!
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WHERE WILL IT END?
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AMEN, BROTHER!
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I DON'T GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT MY MUTATED ANTHRAX--
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FOR DUCK HUNTIN'.
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SURE,
HUMANS ARE CUTE
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BUT HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO TEST COSMETICS?
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I CONCUR.
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NOW HERE'S A PARTY
I CAN GET EXCITED ABOUT.
SIGN ME UP.
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SORRY, NOT WITH
THAT ATTITUDE.
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OKAY, THEN SCREW IT.
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WELCOME ABOARD,
BROTHER!
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- ALL RIGHT!
- YOU'RE OUT.
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[ Fry ]
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.
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I THINK I'M ACTUALLY STARTING
TO GET INTERESTED IN POLITICS.
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- [ Beeping ]
- [ Theme Music Plays ]
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[ Both Snoring ]
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And so, with two weeks
left in the campaign,
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the question on
everyone's mind
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is who will be
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the next President
of Earth--
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Jack Johnson, or bitter
rival John Jackson?
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Two terrific candidates,
huh, Morbo?
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All humans are vermin
in the eyes of Morbo.
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[ Laughing ]
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In other local news
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disaster struck on
Saturn's moon of
Titan today
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when a titanium
mine collapsed
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trapping 1,000
robot workers.
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WHAT? LORD HAVE MERCY!
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Unless something is done quickly
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the trapped robots
will be dead within 300 years.
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Sir, what rescue operations
are planned?
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The plan is, basically,
to pave over the area
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and get on with our lives.
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[ Horrified Gasp ]
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News of the mine's closing
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sent titanium prices
skyrocketing.
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ALL RIGHT! I'M RICH!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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MY BODY'S 40% TITANIUM.
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I'M FINALLY RICHER THAN
THOSE SNOOTY A.T.M. MACHINES.
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TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SPEND IT.
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- OH, CAN'T I?
- NO.
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WATCH ME, POOR MAN.
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[ Shopkeeper ]
PLEASURE DOIN' BUSINESS
WITH YOU.
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[ Bender Laughing ]
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GAME'S OVER, LOSERS!
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I HAVE ALL THE MONEY.
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COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE
AND THEN KILL YOURSELVES.
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[ Sniffing ]
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HEY, GET AWAY! SHOO!
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I'LL GIVE YOU $5.00
TO NOT DO WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT DOING.
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[ Bender Chuckles ]
YOU JUST LOST $5.00.
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HEY, BUDDY! LITTLE HELP?
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[ Grunting ]
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THANK YOU!
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[ All Gasping ]
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HELLO, PEASANTS.
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BENDER!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?
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NO! I SOLD MY BODY.
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[ Spitting ]
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SOLD YOUR BODY?!
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OH, BENDER,
I'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD.
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I KNOW IT'S GLAMOROUS
AND THE PARTIES ARE GREAT,
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BUT YOU'LL END UP SPENDING
EVERY DOLLAR YOU MAKE
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ON JEWELRY
AND SKINTIGHT PANTS.
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THIS IS CRAZY, BENDER.
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HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE
WITHOUT A BODY?
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[ Raspberry ]
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BODIES ARE FOR HOOKERS
AND FAT PEOPLE.
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ALL I NEED IS A WAD
OF CASH WITH A HEAD
WRAPPED AROUND IT.
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WELL, AT LEAST NOW
YOU CAN PAY OFF YOUR LOAN SHARK.
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[ Laughing ]
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AH, THIS IS THE LIFE!
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ANOTHER MARTINI, PLEASE!
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SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED.
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[ Bouncing ]
OH, YEAH!
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PUT IT ALL ON BLACK.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!
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[ Grunting ]
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21 RED.
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[ Grunts ]
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I BEG YOUR PARDON--
33 BLACK.
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YES!
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THE RICH GET RICHER.
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[ Grunting ]
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STRIKE!
IN YOUR FACE, LEELA!
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[ Laughing ]
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OW!
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[ Screeching ]
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[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming ]
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[ Muttering ]
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[ Grunting ]
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TIMBER!
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HEY, BENDER, CAN I TAKE
A RIDE IN YOUR CAR?
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MAYBE IF YOU CLEAN UP FIRST.
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR NECK
STEPPED IN SOMETHING.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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THAT'S JUST YOUR BODY.
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[ Laughing ]
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HEY, YOU LOOK ME
IN THE SHINS AND SAY THAT.
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HEY, I'VE HAD IT
UP TO HERE WITH THIS PLACE.
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I'M OFF
TO THE HEAD MUSEUM
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TO HANG OUT
WITH CLASSY HEADS LIKE ME
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WHO APPRECIATE
THE FINER THINGS:
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POETRY, PHILOSOPHY, HATS.
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SO LONG,
COFFIN-STUFFERS!
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[ Engine Revving ]
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[ Tires Squealing ]
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[ Head Muttering ]
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COULD ONE OF YOU COFFIN-STUFFERS
PLEASE CARRY ME?
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NOW, WHICH GROUP OF HEADS
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IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
TO HANG OUT WITH?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, FRY?
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FRY?
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MMM.
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HI.
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I'M CLAUDIA
SCHIFFER'S HEAD.
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I RECOGNIZE YOU.
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DIDN'T YOU USE TO HAVE
A BODY OF SOME SORT?
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YEAH, BUT IT WAS
HOLDING ME BACK.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST
DID THE COVER
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OF THE SPORTS
ILLUSTRATED
SWIM CAP ISSUE.
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[ Purring ]
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WELL,
YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT.
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THANKS. I WOULDN'T
MIND LOSING A
FEW POUNDS, THOUGH.
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COULDN'T HURT.
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AH, U.S. PRESIDENTS!
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STURDY SHELVES,
GOOD SECURITY...
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THIS PLACE HAS CLASS.
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[ Clinton ]
HEY, SUGAR COOKIE!
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YOU KNOW, LEGALLY
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NOTHING I CAN DO
COUNTS AS SEX ANYMORE.
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I APOLOGIZE
FOR HIS RUDENESS, MA'AM.
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HE GETS THIS WAY
AROUND MEATY-LOOKING WOMEN.
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HEY, I REMEMBER YOU.
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I WAS GOING TO VOTE
FOR YOU ONE TIME.
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BUT VOTING ISN'T COOL
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SO I STAYED HOME ALONE
AND GOT TRASHED ON LISTERINE.
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FRANKLY, I'VE NEVER
FELT VOTING
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TO BE ALL THAT ESSENTIAL
TO THE PROCESS.
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00:10:40,357 --> 00:10:42,790
NO KIDDING, FORD.
242
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,659
SO THEN
THE HOOKER-BOT SAYS
243
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,828
"THAT'S NOT
MY EXPANSION SLOT."
244
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,162
AND MY FRIEND SAYS
245
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:51,098
"THAT'S NOT MY GOLD-PLATED
25-PIN CONNECTOR."
246
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,433
[ Laughing ]
247
00:10:52,502 --> 00:10:53,901
[ Laughing ]
248
00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:55,002
OH, BENDER.
249
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,905
THOU ROBOTS REALLY
CRACKETH ME UP.
250
00:10:57,974 --> 00:10:59,640
YOU KNOW,
I LIKE IT HERE.
251
00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:01,726
WHAT'S THE RENT
ON ONE OF THESE JARS?
252
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,862
SORRY, BENDER,
BUT WE CAN'T ALLOW
253
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,263
EVERY TOM, DICK
AND HARRY TO MOVE IN.
254
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,833
NO OFFENSE JEFFERSON,
NIXON AND TRUMAN.
255
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,385
MAYBE MR. BENDER CAN GET A SPOT
256
00:11:10,453 --> 00:11:12,436
IN THE CLOSET
OF PRESIDENTIAL LOSERS.
257
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,372
BOB DOLE NEEDS COMPANY.
258
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,824
LAROUCHE WON'T STOP
WITH THE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.
259
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:17,909
PASS.
260
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:18,993
SO TELLETH, BENDER--
261
00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:20,728
WHAT HATH HAPPENED
TO YOUR BODY?
262
00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:21,863
I HOCKED IT.
263
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,631
HOCKED IT?
WHY WOULDST
THOU DO THAT?
264
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,533
SAME REASON
YOU HOCKED YOUR TEETH.
265
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,952
AH, BOOZE MONEY.
266
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,654
I REMEMBER
MY BODY.
267
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:33,708
FLABBY, PASTY-SKINNED,
RIDDLED WITH PHLEBITIS.
268
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,310
A GOOD REPUBLICAN BODY.
269
00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:37,045
GOD, I LOVED IT.
270
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,346
I HEAR THAT.
271
00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:40,564
I SPENT MOST
OF MY TEEN YEARS
LOVING MY BODY.
272
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,133
COURSE, IT
WAS TOUGH LOVE--
273
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,251
[ Grunting ]
274
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,953
FRY, HE OPENED UP
RELATIONS WITH CHINA.
275
00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:47,989
HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR DING-DONG.
276
00:11:48,058 --> 00:11:50,324
SO, NIXON,
EVEN IF YOU MISS YOUR BODY
277
00:11:50,393 --> 00:11:52,427
BEING A HEAD'S GREAT,
TOO, RIGHT?
278
00:11:52,495 --> 00:11:53,511
NO, SON.
279
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,880
IT'S A SAD
AND LONELY LIFE.
280
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,932
OH, GREAT.
NOW YOU TELL ME.
281
00:11:58,001 --> 00:11:59,383
THAT'S MY STYLE.
282
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,569
I LIKE TO KICK 'EM
WHEN THEY'RE DOWN.
283
00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:07,808
[ Muttering ]
284
00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:12,746
[ Groaning ]
ONE, ZERO, UH--
285
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,850
ONE, ONE, ZERO,
ZERO, ONE--
286
00:12:15,919 --> 00:12:17,067
[ Screaming ]
287
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,586
BENDER, WHAT IS IT?
288
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,521
WHOA, WHAT
AN AWFUL DREAM.
289
00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:22,590
ONES AND ZEROS
EVERYWHERE.
290
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,724
[ Shuddering ]
291
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:25,843
AND I THOUGHT
I SAW A TWO.
292
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,411
IT WAS JUST A DREAM,
BENDER.
293
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,996
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS TWO.
294
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,981
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
295
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:34,318
MY BODY LOVED ME
AND I TURNED ITS BACK ON IT.
296
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:38,339
WELL, OLD FRIEND, TIE
A YELLOW RIBBON 'ROUND YOUR NECK
297
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,358
'CAUSE I'M A-COMIN' HOME.
298
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,011
YOU SOLD MY BODY?!
TO WHO?!
299
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,629
I CAN'T REVEAL
THAT INFORMATION
300
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,031
BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
A NICE ROBOT.
301
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,550
TELL YOU WHAT--
I'LL GIVE YOU 50
BUCKS FOR THE KID.
302
00:12:49,619 --> 00:12:52,103
HEY, MY CLOTHES
ARE WORTH 50 BUCKS.
303
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,137
DEAL.
304
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,339
[ Moaning ]
305
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,975
HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?
306
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:01,262
I CAN'T GO THROUGH
THE REST OF MY LIFE LIKE THIS.
307
00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:03,564
DON'T YOU HAVE
A SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON?
308
00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:07,268
YEAH...
BUT IT'S ON MY BODY.
309
00:13:07,336 --> 00:13:09,853
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
310
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,072
[ Sobbing ]
311
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:16,127
UH, I CAN'T STAND
TO SEE A ROBOT CRY.
312
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,595
LET'S WATCH TV.
313
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,847
And so, ladies and gentlemen
314
00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:22,750
I'm throwing my head
into the ring.
315
00:13:22,818 --> 00:13:27,288
I'm announcing my candidacy
for the Presidency of Earth.
316
00:13:27,357 --> 00:13:28,389
[ Reporters Shouting ]
317
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,707
SCOOP CHANG,
BEIJING BUGLE.
318
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,542
SIR, THE CONSTITUTION
CLEARLY STATES
319
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,445
THAT NOBODY CAN BE ELECTED
PRESIDENT MORE THAN TWICE.
320
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:37,014
THAT'S RIGHT... NO BODY.
321
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,952
BUT AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE,
I'VE GOT A SHINY NEW BODY.
322
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,188
[ Humming Melody ]
323
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,339
[ Gasping ]
324
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,108
BENDER, HE'S GOT
YOUR BODY!
325
00:13:47,177 --> 00:13:49,944
THAT DIRTY,
DOUBLE-CROSSING BASTARD!
326
00:13:50,013 --> 00:13:52,580
HOW DARE HE RUN OFF
WITH RICHARD NIXON.
327
00:13:55,518 --> 00:13:58,386
NIXON MUST HAVE BOUGHT YOUR BODY
FROM THE PAWNSHOP.
328
00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:00,104
YEAH, AND THAT
ELECTRIC GUITAR.
329
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:05,543
♪ Remember
what the dormouse said ♪
330
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,647
♪ Feed your head... ♪
331
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:13,467
I'm meeting you halfway,
you stupid hippies.
332
00:14:13,536 --> 00:14:16,086
[ Cheering ]
333
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,171
I am not a crook's head.
334
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,658
YEAH, YOU ARE.
YOU STOLE MY BODY!
335
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,527
FRY, LEELA,
YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
336
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,713
ORDINARILY, I'D SAY
NO AND LECTURE YOU
337
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,749
ON HOW THIS IS YOUR
OWN FAULT FOR BEING
SUCH AN IDIOT.
338
00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:31,085
BUT WHEN A ROBOTIC
NIXON IS ON THE LOOSE,
339
00:14:31,153 --> 00:14:33,020
WE HAVE A DUTY
TO TAKE ACTION.
340
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,455
IDIOT.
341
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,902
[ Audience Murmuring ]
342
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,888
MORBO WILL NOW INTRODUCE
TONIGHT'S CANDIDATES.
343
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,824
PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE,
344
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,193
PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO,
345
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,978
AND MORBO'S
GOOD FRIEND,
RICHARD NIXON.
346
00:14:58,047 --> 00:15:00,881
HELLO, MORBO.
HOW'S THE FAMILY?
347
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:03,083
BELLIGERENT AND NUMEROUS.
348
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,335
GOOD MAN.
349
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,820
NIXON'S PRO-WAR
AND PRO-FAMILY.
350
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:08,790
[ Applause ]
351
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:14,928
GREAT. FIRST HE STEALS MY BODY,
NOW HE'S TOUCHING MY STUFF.
352
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,915
COME ON. WE'VE GOT
TO FIND SOME WAY
TO TALK TO HIM.
353
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,853
MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWER
TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:
354
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:27,024
"IF YOU SAW DELICIOUS CANDY
IN THE HANDS OF A SMALL CHILD
355
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,860
WOULD YOU SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?"
356
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,995
UNTHINKABLE!
357
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,830
I WOULDN'T THINK OF IT!
358
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,382
WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MR. NIXON?
359
00:15:34,451 --> 00:15:37,468
I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE
UNDER A TRUTH-O-SCOPE.
360
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,804
UH, WELL, UH...
361
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,456
THE QUESTION IS-IS VAGUE.
362
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,558
YOU DON'T SAY
WHAT KIND OF CANDY,
363
00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:46,927
UH, WHETHER ANYONE
IS WATCHING...
364
00:15:46,997 --> 00:15:49,663
[ Mumbles, Clears Throat ]
365
00:15:49,732 --> 00:15:53,400
AT ANY RATE, I CERTAINLY
WOULDN'T HARM THE CHILD.
366
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,169
[ Beeping ]
367
00:15:58,407 --> 00:16:00,908
YOU SCORED BIG POINTS
TONIGHT, SIR.
368
00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:04,578
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THEY ATE ME ALIVE OUT THERE.
369
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,681
YES, BUT YOUR BODY
STAYED ON MESSAGE
370
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:09,717
AND THAT MESSAGE IS,
"LOOK AT MY SHINY NEW BODY."
371
00:16:09,786 --> 00:16:11,052
THE ROBOTS ATE IT UP.
372
00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:13,621
YOU'VE GOT REAL CHARISMA
FROM THE NECK DOWN.
373
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,356
NIXON WITH CHARISMA.
374
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,024
MY GOD!
375
00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:18,693
I CAN RULE THE UNIVERSE!
376
00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:20,511
[ All Gasping ]
377
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,380
GIVE ME MY BODY BACK,
YOU TWO-BIT THIEF!
378
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,783
NOW, LOOK HERE,
YOU DRUGGED-OUT COMMUNIST,
379
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,652
I PAID FOR THIS BODY
AND I'D NO SOONER RETURN IT
380
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,855
THAN I WOULD MY LITTLE COCKER
SPANIEL DOG, CHECKERS.
381
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,941
- [ Yelps ]
- SHUT UP, DAMN IT!
382
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,209
PLEASE, MR. NIXON
383
00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:37,612
WE'RE APPEALING TO
YOUR SENSE OF DECENCY.
384
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,179
[ Laughing ]
385
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,282
VERY GOOD!
386
00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:46,187
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I'M NEVER
GIVING BACK THIS BODY.
387
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,641
NOW, BEAT IT, BEFORE I GET
CAMBODIAN ON YOUR ASSES!
388
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,062
[ Bender Crying ]
IT'S HOPELESS.
389
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:58,916
WE MIGHT AS WELL TURN IN MY HEAD
FOR THE FIVE-CENT DEPOSIT.
390
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,117
NO WAY.
391
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,920
I'M NOT LETTING MY BEST FRIEND
GET RECYCLED--
392
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,272
NOT FOR FIVE CENTS,
NOT FOR 500 CENTS.
393
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:06,774
LEELA, I'VE GOT A PLAN.
394
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,192
I'VE GOT A
BETTER PLAN.
395
00:17:16,152 --> 00:17:18,652
[ Whispering ]
WHY WOULD NIXON STAY
AT THE WATERGATE?
396
00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:21,205
THEY GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT
IF YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
397
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:33,917
[ Grunting ]
398
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:36,387
[ Fry ]
KEEP GOING.
WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
399
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,641
WHOA, MAMA. GET
A ROOM, YOU TWO.
400
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,343
[ Man ]
WE'RE IN A ROOM!
401
00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:44,678
WELL, THEN,
LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
402
00:17:44,747 --> 00:17:46,764
[ Grunting ]
403
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,483
[ Man Snoring ]
404
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:49,650
[ Exhaling Loudly ]
405
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:51,669
[ Snoring ]
406
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:56,924
OH, YEAH, YOU WOMEN'S LIBBERS
REALLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY.
407
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,359
PSST, THERE I AM.
408
00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:01,495
[ Squeaking ]
409
00:18:01,564 --> 00:18:03,064
[ Snoring Continuing ]
410
00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:04,932
HEY, BETTY FRIEDAN,
411
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,602
SEND A LITTLE OF
THAT LOTION MY WAY.
412
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,955
OKAY, ALMOST GOT IT.
413
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,240
STEADY...
414
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,540
STEADY...
415
00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,326
DON'T PANIC.
416
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,295
OOH.
417
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,513
UH-OH.
418
00:18:19,582 --> 00:18:22,165
[ Groaning And Yelling ]
419
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,019
HUH? WHAT THE--
420
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:31,358
YOU SHAGGY PEACENIKS
HAVE SOME NERVE.
421
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:32,926
I'M JUST HERE
FOR WHAT'S MINE.
422
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:34,528
DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR NECK.
423
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,130
BRING IT ON, SOUP CAN.
424
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,415
- [ Growling ]
- [ Gasping ]
425
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,151
[ Both Snarling ]
426
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:41,686
[ Growling, Snarling
Continuing ]
427
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,554
ALL RIGHT,
BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.
428
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,373
THAT'S IT!
429
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:47,825
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL
430
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,277
AND DON'T EXPECT ME
TO GRANT A PARDON
431
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,745
LIKE THAT SISSY FORD.
432
00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:53,314
YOU'LL NEVER
PARDON ANYBODY
433
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,916
BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER
GET ELECTED PRESIDENT.
434
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:59,653
THE VOTERS OF EARTH AREN'T
THE PEA-BRAINED IDIOTS THEY WERE
BACK IN YOUR TIME.
435
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,822
OH, NO?
WELL, LISTEN HERE, MISSY.
436
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:05,276
COMPUTERS MAY BE TWICE AS FAST
AS THEY WERE IN 1973
437
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:09,113
BUT YOUR AVERAGE VOTER IS
AS DRUNK AND STUPID AS EVER.
438
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,132
THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S CHANGED IS ME.
439
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,500
I'VE BECOME BITTER
AND, LET'S FACE IT--
440
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,569
CRAZY OVER THE YEARS.
441
00:19:15,638 --> 00:19:17,604
AND ONCE I'M
SWEPT INTO OFFICE,
442
00:19:17,674 --> 00:19:20,708
I'LL SELL OUR CHILDREN'S ORGANS
TO ZOOS FOR MEAT
443
00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:24,879
AND I'LL GO INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES
AT NIGHT AND WRECK UP THE PLACE.
444
00:19:24,948 --> 00:19:26,564
[ Laughing Villainously ]
445
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,083
WELL, HE LOST MY VOTE.
446
00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:31,468
LIKE ONE VOTE
EVER MADE A DIFFERENCE.
447
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:32,970
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
448
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,640
I'M GOING TO INCH MYSELF
OVER TO THE PHONE
449
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,941
AND CALL THE POLICE.
450
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,176
[ Grunting ]
451
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,228
NOT SO FAST, NIXON!
452
00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:43,764
ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH... AUDIO TAPE?
453
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,799
[ Tape Rewinding ]
454
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:48,602
UH-OH, I DON'T LIKE
WHERE THIS IS HEADING.
455
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:50,921
And I'll go
into people's houses at night
456
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,056
and wreck up the place.
457
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,391
[ Laughing Villainously ]
458
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,627
MY GOD,
I REALLY SOUND LIKE THAT?
459
00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,164
I THOUGHT MY VOICE HAD
MORE OF A CLARK GABLE QUALITY.
460
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,499
[ Mechanical Whining ]
461
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,649
THE JIG'S UP, NIXON.
462
00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:04,484
WE'LL TRADE YOU THE TAPE
FOR THE BODY.
463
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:06,720
OH, EXPLETIVE DELETED.
464
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,455
YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.
465
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:11,142
HEY, I'VE GOT
ONE LAST THOUGHT.
466
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,144
[ Groaning ]
467
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:21,235
AH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK
IN ONE PIECE AGAIN...
468
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,555
EXCEPT I CAN'T GET THESE
DAMN BUMPER STICKERS OFF.
469
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,540
The sheer drama
of this election
470
00:20:26,609 --> 00:20:28,075
has driven voter turnout
471
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:31,145
to its highest level in
centuries-- six percent.
472
00:20:31,214 --> 00:20:34,748
Exit polls show evil underdog
Richard Nixon trailing
473
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,751
with an estimated
zero votes.
474
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,036
YES! THE SYSTEM WORKS.
475
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,220
The time is 7:59
476
00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:42,790
and the robot polls
are now opening...
477
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:44,458
and the robot vote is in.
478
00:20:44,526 --> 00:20:45,859
Nixon has won!
479
00:20:45,928 --> 00:20:47,461
OH, NO!
GET OUT OF TOWN!
OOH...
480
00:20:47,529 --> 00:20:49,079
WHY WOULD ROBOTS VOTE
FOR NIXON
481
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,248
NOW THAT HE'S JUST A HEAD
IN A JAR?
482
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:56,903
I GIVE YOU THE NEXT PRESIDENT
OF EARTH!
483
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,406
[ Crashing Thunderously ]
484
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,674
[ Grunts ]
485
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:02,793
NIXON'S BACK!
486
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,912
[ Cheering ]
487
00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:08,849
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HE WON BY A SINGLE VOTE.
488
00:21:08,918 --> 00:21:10,333
WELL, IT AIN'T MY FAULT.
489
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,453
I'M A NON-VOTING FELON,
THANK YOU.
490
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,055
WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, EITHER,
'CAUSE I FORGOT TO VOTE.
491
00:21:15,124 --> 00:21:18,976
OH, CRUD, I KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING I MEANT TO DO TODAY.
492
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:23,397
Morbo congratulates
our gargantuan cyborg president.
493
00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:26,633
May death come quickly
to his enemies.
494
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,435
[ Laughing ]
495
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:31,188
[ Pedestrians Screaming ]
496
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,040
[ Growling ]
497
00:21:33,109 --> 00:21:35,059
[ Sputtering ]
498
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:38,529
WHO'S KICKING WHO AROUND NOW?
499
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,847
[ Growling ]
500
00:21:39,915 --> 00:21:43,867
[ Howling ]
501
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,739
KNOCK, KNOCK.
502
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,125
[ Growling And Sputtering ]
502
00:21:52,305 --> 00:22:52,432
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