1 00:00:02,813 --> 00:00:06,806 ANNOUNCER: Futurama is brought to you by Glagnar's Human Rinds. 2 00:00:07,013 --> 00:00:10,688 It's a Bunch-a-Munch-a- Crunch-a-Humans! 3 00:00:16,093 --> 00:00:18,163 I Second That Emotion 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:26,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 5 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:01,493 Somebody likes snouts. 6 00:01:01,693 --> 00:01:03,126 Is it me? 7 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:05,329 [SINGS] 8 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:09,530 Oh, my head! My precious head! 9 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:16,845 Stupid can opener! You killed my father and now you want me! 10 00:01:17,053 --> 00:01:19,806 - You all right, Bender? - I guess so. 11 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:24,450 But why do we keep this time bomb around for that dumb animal? 12 00:01:24,653 --> 00:01:27,690 Don't yell at him. You hurt his feelings. 13 00:01:27,933 --> 00:01:30,731 - Come on, pet him and make up. - No. 14 00:01:31,013 --> 00:01:33,129 I said, pet him. 15 00:01:33,373 --> 00:01:37,844 I'll pet him. I'll pet him with both hands! 16 00:01:38,093 --> 00:01:40,243 My ass! Get off! Get off! 17 00:01:40,493 --> 00:01:43,690 - Are you okay? - Nothing a lawsuit won't cure. 18 00:01:43,893 --> 00:01:45,326 Not you. 19 00:01:47,213 --> 00:01:50,523 Oh, poor baby chipped a fang. 20 00:01:51,933 --> 00:01:55,562 I got a busted ass! I don't see anyone kissing it! 21 00:01:55,773 --> 00:01:58,128 All right, I'm coming. 22 00:02:09,453 --> 00:02:14,288 Remember, Rover gets the pill, and Pepper gets the suppository. Next! 23 00:02:18,293 --> 00:02:19,282 Ow! 24 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:23,326 It's just a broken fang. Not serious. 25 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:26,730 What's that? You have to put him down? 26 00:02:26,933 --> 00:02:28,446 No. Huh? What? 27 00:02:28,653 --> 00:02:31,406 Terrible shame. Shall I do the honors? 28 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:34,528 No! 29 00:02:36,293 --> 00:02:39,603 - You about done? - Next time, I'm keeping it. 30 00:02:39,813 --> 00:02:43,726 I have a replacement fang for your pet in the next room. 31 00:02:44,893 --> 00:02:46,963 [CAT GROWLS] 32 00:02:47,173 --> 00:02:48,765 [GLASS SHATTERING] 33 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:57,770 The jaguar wasn't helpful, but he did knock one of my teeth out. 34 00:02:57,973 --> 00:02:59,531 Now, then. 35 00:02:59,733 --> 00:03:00,927 Ow. 36 00:03:02,293 --> 00:03:05,524 What are these rings in Nibbler's fang? 37 00:03:06,093 --> 00:03:10,484 I'm woozy from a gazelle kick earlier, but if he's like a tree... 38 00:03:10,693 --> 00:03:13,082 ...the rings might indicate his age. 39 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:17,286 Good luck. It'd take a genius to count all those rings. 40 00:03:17,493 --> 00:03:18,608 He's 5. 41 00:03:21,013 --> 00:03:24,164 PROFESSOR: Happy birthday, young Nibbler. 42 00:03:24,693 --> 00:03:27,810 Look how cuddly he looks in his new cape. 43 00:03:28,013 --> 00:03:30,732 I'd be cuddly if someone gave me a cape. 44 00:03:31,053 --> 00:03:33,851 Who's playing pin the tail on the maggot? 45 00:03:34,053 --> 00:03:37,125 Me! Everyone watch how good I am! 46 00:03:37,413 --> 00:03:38,528 [BEEPING] 47 00:03:50,173 --> 00:03:51,162 Yay! 48 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:55,122 And the crowd goes wild! What prize do I get? Cash? 49 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,891 Look at Nibbler. 50 00:03:58,773 --> 00:04:00,968 Oh, he's holding a spoon. 51 00:04:01,173 --> 00:04:04,324 - He's so talented. - You call that talent? 52 00:04:04,533 --> 00:04:09,323 Gather around old Bender and get ready for the show of a lifetime. 53 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:12,206 [WHISTLES "THE GLOBETROTTERS"] 54 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:21,531 Ta-dah. Eh... . 55 00:04:21,733 --> 00:04:26,249 - Now he's wearing a hat! - Let's all sing "Happy Birthday"! 56 00:04:26,493 --> 00:04:28,802 What day is today? 57 00:04:29,053 --> 00:04:31,328 It's Nibbler's birthday 58 00:04:31,573 --> 00:04:34,406 What a day for a birthday 59 00:04:34,653 --> 00:04:36,723 Let's all have some cake 60 00:04:36,973 --> 00:04:39,567 And you smell like one too 61 00:04:42,773 --> 00:04:44,126 What about this? 62 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:45,322 [WHISTLES "THE GLOBETROTTERS"] 63 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:48,730 Bender, aren't you cooking for this party? 64 00:04:48,933 --> 00:04:53,723 - Fine. We'll have rack of Nibbler! - Just make a cake. And this time... 65 00:04:53,933 --> 00:04:57,926 ...if someone jumps out of it, put them in after it's cooked. 66 00:04:58,133 --> 00:05:00,408 So it's a cake you want, is it? 67 00:05:00,613 --> 00:05:04,447 I'll make you a cake you'll never forget. 68 00:05:07,613 --> 00:05:08,841 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 69 00:05:09,093 --> 00:05:13,769 That'll take care of those rats. Now, to bake a cake so delicious... 70 00:05:13,973 --> 00:05:17,886 ...they'll have no choice but to love and worship me. 71 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:20,124 [WHISTLES "THE GLOBETROTTERS"] 72 00:05:40,053 --> 00:05:42,009 [HUMS] 73 00:05:45,493 --> 00:05:49,611 BENDER: There! This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable. 74 00:05:49,853 --> 00:05:55,052 Once I spell check it, it'll be ready for my admiring public. 75 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:02,131 No! Get away from there! 76 00:06:08,253 --> 00:06:09,322 [BELCHES] 77 00:06:09,533 --> 00:06:11,364 That's it. 78 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,722 Happy birthday! 79 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,844 Bender, what's going...? 80 00:06:23,413 --> 00:06:24,812 No! 81 00:06:25,053 --> 00:06:27,692 Can't you see I'm using the toilet? 82 00:06:31,093 --> 00:06:33,732 [CRIES] 83 00:06:33,933 --> 00:06:37,130 How could you flush Nibbler down the toilet? 84 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:41,372 Step one, I lifted the seat. That was the first annoyance. 85 00:06:41,573 --> 00:06:43,325 Am I right, men? 86 00:06:43,733 --> 00:06:48,170 Aren't you upset at all? What if I flushed Fry down the toilet? 87 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:50,722 Only one way to find out. 88 00:06:51,133 --> 00:06:53,693 You have no sympathy for anyone! 89 00:06:53,893 --> 00:06:56,851 Sure I do! Right now I feel sorry for you. 90 00:06:57,053 --> 00:07:01,126 - You do? - Yeah. One cantaloupe-sized eye? 91 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,723 You ain't winning no beauty pageants, lady. 92 00:07:07,653 --> 00:07:11,726 And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler... 93 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:16,051 ...who's gone to a place where l, too, hope one day to go. 94 00:07:16,293 --> 00:07:17,931 The toilet. 95 00:07:28,053 --> 00:07:29,725 I wouldn't feel so bad... 96 00:07:29,973 --> 00:07:33,602 ...if Bender just understood the pain he caused me. 97 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,127 [BENDER LAUGHS] 98 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:38,683 Give it to me straight, doc. Don 't sugarcoat it. 99 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:43,171 Your entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiancée... 100 00:07:43,373 --> 00:07:48,128 ... crashed into your uninsured home. And you have inoperable cancer. 101 00:07:49,853 --> 00:07:52,242 Bet you didn't expect that one! 102 00:07:52,453 --> 00:07:55,331 Does he not understand humanoid emotion? 103 00:07:55,533 --> 00:07:58,889 I just wish Bender could feel exactly how I feel. 104 00:07:59,093 --> 00:08:02,563 Through the miracle of science, that can be done. 105 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:06,163 Is this another experiment that crosses a line... 106 00:08:06,413 --> 00:08:08,529 ...man was not meant to cross? 107 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:12,848 The official death toll in that tragic rocket crash... 108 00:08:13,053 --> 00:08:15,726 ... has now been raised to 54,000. 109 00:08:17,573 --> 00:08:20,371 What the hell are you doing with my head? 110 00:08:20,573 --> 00:08:24,532 - I need to tinker in it. - Just use a potted plant like Fry! 111 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:27,691 Quiet, you. I'm installing an empathy chip. 112 00:08:27,893 --> 00:08:30,327 To allow Bender to feel emotions? 113 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:34,048 Yes, if by "allow" you mean "force. " 114 00:08:34,253 --> 00:08:35,971 - Son of... Careful! - Oh, dear. 115 00:08:36,213 --> 00:08:39,762 Oh, my. I got it. Who wants more? 116 00:08:40,013 --> 00:08:43,130 - Professor! - Steady, now. There we go. 117 00:08:44,813 --> 00:08:49,523 Now I'll simply tune it to Leela's emotional frequency. 118 00:08:50,293 --> 00:08:54,172 My God, I'm overcome with feelings. 119 00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:57,092 I'm experiencing a powerful yearning... 120 00:08:57,293 --> 00:09:00,126 ...to cram my gullet with mackerel heads. 121 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:02,528 That's me, baby. 122 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:06,008 I feel I'm not as smart as Leela... 123 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,728 ...but I also feel relieved that I'm cuter than her. 124 00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:12,572 - That's me. - Thanks for covering. 125 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:17,566 Now I miss Nibbler, and I feel nosy and opinionated. 126 00:09:17,773 --> 00:09:18,922 - Bingo! - It's her! 127 00:09:19,133 --> 00:09:22,762 Thanks. I'm happy Bender can finally feel my pain. 128 00:09:22,973 --> 00:09:27,728 Happy. I like this feeling. Don't revert to your usual mopey self. 129 00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:30,049 I'm not mopey. You shut up! 130 00:09:30,253 --> 00:09:33,165 Anger, huh? How dare you make me feel anger... 131 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:36,331 ...you one-eyed jerk with a dead pet? 132 00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:49,292 Thanks for taking me out. I'm now slightly less miserable. 133 00:09:49,493 --> 00:09:52,769 You know what'd cheer you up? Getting a puppy! 134 00:09:52,973 --> 00:09:54,531 A puppy? 135 00:09:54,813 --> 00:09:57,725 Nibbler loved to eat puppies. 136 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:03,530 - What's your problem? - I miss Nibbler. 137 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,884 - You do? - Hell, no! It's Leela's feelings! 138 00:10:07,093 --> 00:10:11,325 Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person? 139 00:10:18,293 --> 00:10:19,521 [GROWLS] 140 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:23,646 - Jealousy. You think you're so hot! - Wha...? 141 00:10:23,893 --> 00:10:27,966 You only get all the guys because you dress like a tramp! 142 00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:30,733 They're responding to my personality! 143 00:10:31,733 --> 00:10:36,011 Armando and I are going to the back seat of his car for coffee. 144 00:10:36,213 --> 00:10:41,412 - Will you be all right by yourself? - Sure, I'm having a great time. Really! 145 00:10:41,613 --> 00:10:44,332 You two go enjoy yourselves. 146 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:49,729 I'm so Ionely. I'm gonna go eat a bucket of ice cream. 147 00:10:50,013 --> 00:10:52,573 A bucket of... . 148 00:10:52,773 --> 00:10:55,048 The spoon's in the foot powder! 149 00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:05,250 I'm at the end of my rope. 150 00:11:05,453 --> 00:11:08,968 I can't live another minute without sweet Nibbler. 151 00:11:09,173 --> 00:11:13,007 Alligators can live in sewers after you flush them. 152 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:14,441 - Really? - Yep. 153 00:11:14,693 --> 00:11:19,528 My friend's cousin's caseworker saw one. It's a widely believed fact. 154 00:11:19,893 --> 00:11:21,087 Sewers... . 155 00:11:21,293 --> 00:11:23,568 Thinking, thinking, thinking. 156 00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:28,525 Hang on, Nibbler! Uncle Bender's coming to save you! 157 00:11:30,853 --> 00:11:32,491 Damn, it's too small. 158 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:35,924 What did those humans design this for anyway? 159 00:11:39,493 --> 00:11:40,562 Ah-ha! 160 00:11:40,773 --> 00:11:43,924 Bender, one. Toilet, zero. 161 00:11:46,493 --> 00:11:49,326 See you on the other side! 162 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:50,522 [KNOCKING] 163 00:11:50,773 --> 00:11:52,172 Bender? Bender?! 164 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,568 Have you seen my sombrero? 165 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,242 He flushed himself down the toilet? 166 00:12:02,453 --> 00:12:04,967 - Who's next? - It's your fault. 167 00:12:05,173 --> 00:12:07,846 Your emotions made him feel bad. 168 00:12:08,053 --> 00:12:10,123 You're right. I feel terrible. 169 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,893 Now you're making him feel worse! 170 00:12:13,093 --> 00:12:15,482 We better go down and find him. 171 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,412 Are you crazy? There's mutants there! 172 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:22,128 - They'll eat you alive! - They're hideous! 173 00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:27,248 Mutants are just a ridiculous urban myth. 174 00:12:27,453 --> 00:12:29,330 Don't be so sure. 175 00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:33,526 Many scientists believe humans could mutate down there... 176 00:12:33,773 --> 00:12:37,607 ...due to exposure to toxic waste, radioactive runoff... 177 00:12:37,813 --> 00:12:40,168 ...and good old American feces. 178 00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:42,967 God bless America. 179 00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,725 Phew. 180 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,730 Ladies first. 181 00:12:52,693 --> 00:12:53,728 [SPLASHES] 182 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:54,962 [SPUTTERS] 183 00:12:55,213 --> 00:12:57,124 Oh, and the aftertaste. 184 00:13:01,853 --> 00:13:03,571 - What? - I burned my finger! 185 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:08,692 - Check the guidebook. - We're under Park Avenue. Ritzy! 186 00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:14,322 Just think. All this was probably once a charity luncheon for the Met. 187 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:15,522 [METAL CLANKS] 188 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:17,963 Wait, what's that? 189 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:20,647 Why did I throw out the manual? 190 00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,572 You didn't have to come down here. 191 00:13:23,773 --> 00:13:28,130 I know, but I just missed Nibbler so much. 192 00:13:29,013 --> 00:13:32,050 - He was so cute. - He was so sweet. 193 00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:36,325 This emotional display is making me nauseous. 194 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,205 Or maybe it's from that. 195 00:13:38,973 --> 00:13:40,770 Nibbler! 196 00:13:40,973 --> 00:13:42,884 Nibbler! 197 00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:46,327 It's no use. We'd better turn back. 198 00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,125 Which way, Fry? 199 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:52,929 According to this map, the only exit is through that pipe. 200 00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:56,883 It gets wider after a mile. 201 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,448 - Idiot. - Idiot. 202 00:13:58,653 --> 00:14:00,609 Okay, never mind. 203 00:14:00,813 --> 00:14:03,725 I'll just ask those people for directions. 204 00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:05,366 [GROWLING] 205 00:14:05,573 --> 00:14:07,131 Mutants! 206 00:14:14,493 --> 00:14:17,132 Mutants! They're real! 207 00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,523 I'll take care of this! 208 00:14:20,773 --> 00:14:22,525 Back! Back! 209 00:14:24,853 --> 00:14:26,206 Thanks, handsome. 210 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:29,644 - Don't worry, we're harmless. - I have three arms! 211 00:14:29,853 --> 00:14:34,085 - I said, harmless not armless! - Lay off him. He only has one ear. 212 00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:37,171 Shouldn't you eat my brain? You're mutants! 213 00:14:37,373 --> 00:14:40,490 Mutants? Perhaps you are the mutants. 214 00:14:40,693 --> 00:14:44,003 Dwayne, have you looked in a mirror lately? 215 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,326 Welcome to our village. It's not Paris... 216 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:52,446 ...but it has a charm that I wouldn't trade for the world. 217 00:14:52,653 --> 00:14:57,124 - You do realize you live in a sewer. - Perhaps your civilization... 218 00:14:57,373 --> 00:15:00,809 ...is the sewer of an even greater society above you. 219 00:15:01,013 --> 00:15:04,164 - No, we're on top. - Daylight and everything. 220 00:15:04,373 --> 00:15:06,807 - It must be wonderful! - Eh. 221 00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:11,689 We came down here to find our pet. He was flushed down the toilet. 222 00:15:11,893 --> 00:15:15,647 If he was flushed, he probably came through here. 223 00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:19,129 Everything always does. Follow me. 224 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,125 All that is ours came from your toilets. 225 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:27,121 Over there is our aquarium. This is our library. 226 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,608 Just crumpled porn and Ayn Rand. 227 00:15:29,813 --> 00:15:31,804 Over here is our church. 228 00:15:33,653 --> 00:15:36,850 You guys worship an unexploded nuclear bomb? 229 00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:41,729 Nobody's that observant. It's mainly for Christmas and Easter. 230 00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:43,332 Nibbler! 231 00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:46,047 Come to Daddy, sweetie-ookums! 232 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,444 Do alligators flushed down toilets live here? 233 00:15:49,653 --> 00:15:51,450 That's an urban legend. 234 00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:53,803 - Then what are those? - Crocodiles. 235 00:15:54,013 --> 00:15:55,241 They're our pets. 236 00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:59,651 When they grow too large, we flush them into the sub-sewer. 237 00:15:59,853 --> 00:16:02,526 There's a race of sub-mutants there. 238 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,645 Please! That's just a sub-urban legend. 239 00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:10,330 Then I suppose you also don't believe in El Chupakneebray. 240 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:11,522 [GASPING] 241 00:16:11,773 --> 00:16:14,924 El Chupakneebray? What's that? 242 00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:21,888 Gather around for the legend of El Chupakneebray. 243 00:16:22,093 --> 00:16:24,607 He creeps in the midnight hush 244 00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:27,327 Silent as a low-flow toilet flush 245 00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,364 But sooner or later 246 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,446 He'll eat you whole And half your alligator 247 00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:34,086 - Crocodile. - Whatever. 248 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,171 Our pet, Nibbler, loves fresh crocodile. 249 00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:41,002 It's his favorite treat. He must be El Chupakneebray. 250 00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:42,328 Hey, yeah! 251 00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:45,172 You unleashed El Chupakneebray upon us? 252 00:16:45,373 --> 00:16:47,568 Then you are our sworn enemies! 253 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:54,166 He would never hurt people. Let us help you capture him. 254 00:16:54,373 --> 00:16:59,128 Impossible. If legend's true, our only hope is to give a snack-rifice! 255 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,483 Yes, an unspoiled virgin. 256 00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:03,888 - I volunteer! - Nice try, Leela... 257 00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:07,529 ...but we've all seen Zapp Brannigan's web page. 258 00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:08,848 [LAUGHS] 259 00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:11,527 Oh, I made myself feel bad. 260 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,088 - She'll do. - Chain her to the post! 261 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,723 And rip her shirt a little. 262 00:17:19,693 --> 00:17:23,925 Behold! When El Chupakneebray comes for the, uh, "virgin"... 263 00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,693 ...he will be snared by this rope trap. 264 00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:29,965 El Chupakneebray comes soon. It is nightfall. 265 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:32,733 Nightfall? How can you tell down here? 266 00:17:32,973 --> 00:17:33,962 [SPLASHING] 267 00:17:34,173 --> 00:17:37,848 - The tide is coming in. - Quiet. The beast approaches. 268 00:17:38,053 --> 00:17:41,204 [METAL CLANKING] 269 00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:55,845 Nibbler! Come here, precious. 270 00:17:56,053 --> 00:17:58,726 Look, everyone. It's El Chupakneebray. 271 00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:00,810 - That's not him. - Say what? 272 00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:03,328 That's El Chupakneebray! 273 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,728 I'll take care of this! 274 00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:21,527 - Do something! - I'm too scared! 275 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,850 Your fear is being transmitted to Bender! 276 00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:27,692 If you care about Nibbler, stop caring! 277 00:18:27,893 --> 00:18:30,248 I can't! I love all creatures! 278 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:31,886 - Even me? - As a friend. 279 00:18:32,093 --> 00:18:33,526 Damn. 280 00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:36,930 Listen to me. I'm an expert at not caring. 281 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:40,489 The secret is not giving a rat's ass about anyone... 282 00:18:40,693 --> 00:18:43,571 ...and only caring about things that you want... 283 00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:46,890 ...that you deserve, that the world owes you! 284 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,928 - Well, I could use a new tank top. - Bigger! Bigger! 285 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:56,968 A fashionable tank top! And designer boots encrusted with jewels! 286 00:18:57,173 --> 00:18:59,926 You'll need some pants to go with that! 287 00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:05,161 And I could afford it all if I didn't have to feed that stupid Nibbler! 288 00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:08,251 Bender is back! I'll save you, Nibbler! 289 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:15,442 Ah. 290 00:19:17,693 --> 00:19:20,446 - He'll be killed! - Know what else I could use? 291 00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:23,804 A weekend at a fancy spa. And a Toblerone. 292 00:19:42,453 --> 00:19:43,681 You did it! 293 00:19:46,053 --> 00:19:49,170 - Let's have a tissue-tape parade! BENDER: No, thanks. 294 00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:52,924 [SPLASHES] 295 00:19:55,813 --> 00:19:59,123 Gather around to hear the legend of Bender. 296 00:19:59,373 --> 00:20:02,331 He came from above with a... 297 00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:06,852 It'll be ages before another guitar string is flushed. 298 00:20:09,573 --> 00:20:13,009 - That's a disgusting story. - All thanks to Bender. 299 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,852 - I love you, Bender. - I love you too. 300 00:20:16,053 --> 00:20:20,092 Get that stupid chip out of me before I kill myself. 301 00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:26,965 You won't believe this, but the empathy chip burned out. 302 00:20:27,173 --> 00:20:30,563 The emotion you felt for Nibbler was your own! 303 00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:32,809 So Bender learned a lesson... 304 00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:37,251 ...about respecting other people's feelings after all. 305 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:41,526 No, I'm wrong. The chip was running at triple capacity. 306 00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:46,523 And I still barely felt anything. Good night, losers! 307 00:20:47,653 --> 00:20:50,292 Maybe Bender didn't learn from me... 308 00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:53,087 ...but I learned something from him. 309 00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:55,165 So long, jerkwads! 310 00:20:55,373 --> 00:20:57,523 So long! 311 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 312 00:20:58,305 --> 00:21:58,843 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app