1 00:00:07,293 --> 00:00:09,443 A Head in the Polls 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:35,293 --> 00:00:38,729 NARRATOR: You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. 4 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:42,727 A place you might find a monster or weird mirror. 5 00:00:42,973 --> 00:00:46,124 These are examples. It could be much better. 6 00:00:46,373 --> 00:00:49,251 Prepare to enter The Scary Door. 7 00:00:57,573 --> 00:01:02,772 Per your request, please find enclosed the last man on earth. 8 00:01:03,173 --> 00:01:08,372 Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity. 9 00:01:09,573 --> 00:01:13,168 It's not fair. It's not fair! 10 00:01:13,413 --> 00:01:18,441 Wait, my eyes aren't that bad. I can read the large print books. 11 00:01:18,693 --> 00:01:23,892 It's not...! Well, lucky I can read braille. 12 00:01:27,293 --> 00:01:28,772 Hey, look, a weird mirror. 13 00:01:29,813 --> 00:01:31,644 Cursed by his own hubris. 14 00:01:31,853 --> 00:01:34,367 A debate's on! Change the channel! 15 00:01:34,573 --> 00:01:37,724 That's what Fry said when we turned on the debate. 16 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:41,289 TV ANNOUNCER: C- Span 9 presents "The Thrill of Politics. " 17 00:01:41,453 --> 00:01:43,444 [SNORING] 18 00:01:46,733 --> 00:01:48,564 There are no car chases... 19 00:01:48,813 --> 00:01:52,692 ...but one of these men will become president of the world. 20 00:01:52,893 --> 00:01:54,963 So? We live in the United States. 21 00:01:55,173 --> 00:01:57,164 That's part of the world. 22 00:01:57,373 --> 00:01:59,284 I have been gone a long time. 23 00:01:59,493 --> 00:02:02,769 It's time someone had the courage to say: 24 00:02:03,013 --> 00:02:05,732 "I'm against things everybody hates. " 25 00:02:05,933 --> 00:02:09,289 I respect my opponent. He's a good man. 26 00:02:09,493 --> 00:02:13,008 But frankly, I agree with everything he just said! 27 00:02:13,373 --> 00:02:16,445 These candidates sound like clones. 28 00:02:16,813 --> 00:02:18,531 Wait, they are clones! 29 00:02:18,773 --> 00:02:22,686 Even with identical DNA, they differ on key issues. 30 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:26,442 Your three-cent titanium tax goes too far! 31 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:30,766 Your three-cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough! 32 00:02:30,973 --> 00:02:33,771 If I were registered, I'd send a message... 33 00:02:33,973 --> 00:02:36,567 ...by staying home on election day, dressed like a clown. 34 00:02:36,773 --> 00:02:39,731 - You're not registered? - Not vaccinated, either. 35 00:02:39,933 --> 00:02:42,527 One vote never made a difference. 36 00:02:42,733 --> 00:02:46,408 The first robot president won by exactly one vote. 37 00:02:46,613 --> 00:02:48,683 John Quincy Adding Machine. 38 00:02:48,893 --> 00:02:53,171 He enticed voters by pledging not to go on a killing spree. 39 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:56,928 But, like most, he promised more than he could deliver. 40 00:02:57,173 --> 00:02:59,243 One vote can make a difference... 41 00:02:59,493 --> 00:03:02,963 ...and even though it won't, you're going to register. 42 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:07,371 Yes, that's a capital idea! Let's all go register. 43 00:03:07,613 --> 00:03:09,888 When did you care about voting? 44 00:03:10,093 --> 00:03:12,368 The very instant I became old. 45 00:03:20,013 --> 00:03:23,323 The problem is, both parties give your tax dollars... 46 00:03:23,533 --> 00:03:25,091 ...to the less fortunate. 47 00:03:25,293 --> 00:03:26,851 They get all the breaks! 48 00:03:27,093 --> 00:03:29,732 You could join a third party, maybe. 49 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:32,925 Only weirdos and mutants join third parties. 50 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:36,523 I'd better keep an eye out at the next meeting. 51 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:39,725 - What's your party, Bender? - I can't vote. 52 00:03:39,933 --> 00:03:42,447 - Because you're a robot? - No, a felon. 53 00:03:49,453 --> 00:03:53,162 We favor huge subsidies to the Brain Slug planet. 54 00:03:53,413 --> 00:03:57,201 Okay, but what are the Brain Slugs gonna do for the working man? 55 00:03:57,413 --> 00:04:00,962 - Attach Brain Slugs to them. - Sure, you say that now. 56 00:04:03,053 --> 00:04:06,329 Is it true you can make shirts and rope out of hemp? 57 00:04:06,573 --> 00:04:08,165 Dave's not here, man. 58 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:11,325 - I heard hemp makes great shampoo. - It does? 59 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:15,685 No way! I gotta check out this brochure. 60 00:04:18,413 --> 00:04:23,362 What are you doing to protect my right to bear doomsday devices? 61 00:04:23,613 --> 00:04:28,448 We'll get rid of the three-day waiting period for mad scientists. 62 00:04:28,653 --> 00:04:32,362 Today, the mad scientist can't get a doomsday device... 63 00:04:32,613 --> 00:04:36,367 ...tomorrow, the mad grad student. Where will it end? 64 00:04:36,573 --> 00:04:40,327 Amen! I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax... 65 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:41,892 ...for duck hunting. 66 00:04:42,493 --> 00:04:44,131 Sure, humans are cute... 67 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:46,642 ...but how will we test cosmetics? 68 00:04:46,893 --> 00:04:48,087 I concur. 69 00:04:49,653 --> 00:04:52,372 Here's a party to get excited about. Sign me up. 70 00:04:52,573 --> 00:04:54,484 Not with that attitude. 71 00:04:54,693 --> 00:04:57,526 - Okay, screw it. - Welcome aboard, brother! 72 00:04:57,733 --> 00:04:59,485 - All right! - You're out. 73 00:05:02,853 --> 00:05:06,050 I'm actually getting interested in politics. 74 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,332 [SNORING] 75 00:05:12,653 --> 00:05:15,770 With two weeks left, the question is... 76 00:05:15,973 --> 00:05:19,329 ... who will be the next president of Earth? 77 00:05:19,533 --> 00:05:23,128 Jack Johnson, or bitter rival, John Jackson? 78 00:05:23,373 --> 00:05:25,603 Terrific candidates, huh, Morbo? 79 00:05:25,813 --> 00:05:29,089 All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo. 80 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:35,409 Disaster struck on Saturn 's moon, Titan... 81 00:05:35,613 --> 00:05:39,811 ... when a titanium mine collapsed, trapping 1 000 robot workers. 82 00:05:41,013 --> 00:05:42,002 Good lord! 83 00:05:42,213 --> 00:05:46,570 Without a quick response, the robots will die within 300 years. 84 00:05:46,973 --> 00:05:49,533 What rescue operations are planned? 85 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:54,130 We'll pave over the area, then move on. 86 00:05:55,373 --> 00:05:58,729 The news sent titanium prices skyrocketing. 87 00:05:58,933 --> 00:06:01,003 - I'm rich! - What do you mean? 88 00:06:01,213 --> 00:06:03,408 My body's 40 percent titanium. 89 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,844 I'm finally richer than those snooty ATMs. 90 00:06:07,053 --> 00:06:10,170 - Too bad you can't spend it. - Oh, can't I? 91 00:06:10,373 --> 00:06:12,841 - No. - Watch me, poor man. 92 00:06:14,093 --> 00:06:16,527 MAN: Pleasure doing business with you. 93 00:06:16,693 --> 00:06:17,967 [BENDER LAUGHS] 94 00:06:18,133 --> 00:06:21,330 Game's over, losers. I have all the money. 95 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:25,765 Compare your lives to mine, and then kill yourselves. 96 00:06:26,013 --> 00:06:27,969 Hey, get away! 97 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:32,126 You get five dollars to not do what you're thinking about. 98 00:06:34,573 --> 00:06:37,041 You just lost five dollars. 99 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,763 Hey, buddy, little help? 100 00:06:44,013 --> 00:06:45,605 Thank you! 101 00:06:48,893 --> 00:06:50,246 Hello, peasants. 102 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,972 What happened to you? 103 00:06:52,213 --> 00:06:54,169 Yeah, did you get a haircut? 104 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:57,012 No, I sold my body! 105 00:06:57,293 --> 00:07:01,127 Sold your body? Bender, I've been down that road. 106 00:07:01,373 --> 00:07:03,933 It's glamorous, the parties are great... 107 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:08,331 ...but you'll spend every dollar on jewelry and skintight pants. 108 00:07:08,533 --> 00:07:11,764 How are you gonna live without a body? 109 00:07:12,013 --> 00:07:14,732 Bodies are for hookers and fat people. 110 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:17,527 All I need is a wad of cash with a head. 111 00:07:17,733 --> 00:07:22,932 - Now you can pay off your loan shark. - What's he gonna do, break my legs? 112 00:07:24,813 --> 00:07:26,565 This is the life. 113 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:29,771 Another martini, please? 114 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:34,286 Shaken, not stirred. 115 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,732 Yeah! 116 00:07:39,733 --> 00:07:41,928 Put it all on black. 117 00:07:43,453 --> 00:07:46,172 Ooh! Ah! Ouch! Oh! 118 00:07:48,413 --> 00:07:50,563 21 red. 119 00:07:50,813 --> 00:07:53,122 I beg your pardon, 33 black. 120 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,847 Yes! The rich get richer! 121 00:08:06,773 --> 00:08:10,129 Strike! In your face, Leela! 122 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,322 Ow! 123 00:08:27,013 --> 00:08:29,322 Timber! 124 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:32,369 Can I ride in your car? 125 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:36,003 No, it looks like your neck stepped in something. 126 00:08:36,693 --> 00:08:40,527 Oh, I'm sorry, that's just your body. 127 00:08:42,013 --> 00:08:44,368 Look me in the shins and say that! 128 00:08:44,653 --> 00:08:47,121 I've had it up to here with this place. 129 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:52,612 I'm off to hang out with classy heads like me, who appreciate... 130 00:08:52,893 --> 00:08:55,248 ...poetry, philosophy, hats. 131 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:58,331 So long, coffin stuffers! 132 00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:08,012 Could one of you coffin stuffers please carry me? 133 00:09:18,213 --> 00:09:21,364 Which group of heads is good enough for me? 134 00:09:21,613 --> 00:09:24,002 What do you think, Fry? Fry? 135 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:27,328 Hi, I'm Claudia Schiffer's head. 136 00:09:27,613 --> 00:09:30,525 I recognize you. Didn't you have a body? 137 00:09:30,773 --> 00:09:32,729 Yeah, but it was holding me back. 138 00:09:33,013 --> 00:09:37,768 I just did the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swim Cap Issue. 139 00:09:38,013 --> 00:09:39,526 Well, you're looking great. 140 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:43,647 - I'd like to lose a few pounds. - Couldn't hurt. 141 00:09:46,373 --> 00:09:48,841 Ah, U.S. presidents. 142 00:09:49,093 --> 00:09:52,324 Sturdy shelves, good security. 143 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,372 This place has class. 144 00:09:54,613 --> 00:09:59,050 Hi, sugar. Legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. 145 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:03,605 I apologize. He gets this way around meaty-Iooking women. 146 00:10:04,013 --> 00:10:06,846 I remember you. I was gonna vote for you. 147 00:10:07,093 --> 00:10:10,563 But voting isn't cool, so I got trashed on Listerine. 148 00:10:10,853 --> 00:10:14,243 I've never felt voting is essential to the process. 149 00:10:14,493 --> 00:10:16,563 No kidding, Ford. 150 00:10:16,853 --> 00:10:20,528 So the hooker-bot says, "That's not my expansion slot"... 151 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:25,568 ...and my friend says, "That's not my 25-pin connector! " 152 00:10:27,573 --> 00:10:31,122 Bender, thou robots really cracketh me up. 153 00:10:31,373 --> 00:10:34,729 I like it here. What's the rent for a jar? 154 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:38,722 Sorry, we can't let every Tom, Dick and Harry move in. 155 00:10:38,933 --> 00:10:41,527 No offense, Jefferson, Nixon and Truman. 156 00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:44,964 How about the closet of presidential losers? 157 00:10:45,573 --> 00:10:49,202 Bob Dole needs company. LaRouche won't stop telling jokes. 158 00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:52,764 - Pass. - What hath happened to your body? 159 00:10:53,013 --> 00:10:55,732 - I hocked it. - Why wouldst thou do that? 160 00:10:56,013 --> 00:10:59,892 - Same reason you hocked your teeth. - Ah, booze money. 161 00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:01,492 I remember my body: 162 00:11:01,773 --> 00:11:05,527 Flabby, pasty-skinned, riddled with phlebitis. 163 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:08,606 A good Republican body. God, I loved it. 164 00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:14,047 I spent my teen years loving my body. Of course, it was tough love... 165 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:19,123 He opened relations with China. He doesn't care about your ding-dong. 166 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:23,372 Even if you miss your body, being a head's great too? 167 00:11:23,653 --> 00:11:26,645 No, son. It's a sad and Ionely life. 168 00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:28,651 Great! Now you tell me. 169 00:11:28,933 --> 00:11:32,130 That's my style. Kick them when they're down. 170 00:11:40,093 --> 00:11:42,766 Ones, zeros... 171 00:11:43,013 --> 00:11:45,846 ...one, one, zero, zero, one... 172 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:50,566 - Bender, what is it? - What an awful dream. 173 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:55,250 Ones and zeros everywhere! And I thought I saw a two. 174 00:11:55,493 --> 00:11:58,485 It was just a dream. There are no twos. 175 00:11:58,733 --> 00:12:03,887 I know what's wrong. My body loved me, and I turned its back on it. 176 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:09,287 Well, old friend, tie a yellow ribbon round your neck. I'm coming home! 177 00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:12,848 You sold my body! To who? 178 00:12:13,053 --> 00:12:18,127 I can't reveal that. But I'll give you $50 for the kid. 179 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:21,564 - My clothes are worth 50 bucks. - Deal. 180 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:29,361 How could I let this happen? I can't go through life like this! 181 00:12:29,653 --> 00:12:34,807 - What about your self-destruct button? - It's on my body! 182 00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:38,330 What am I gonna do? 183 00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:45,009 I can't stand to see a robot cry. Let's watch TV. 184 00:12:45,293 --> 00:12:50,128 And so, ladies and gentlemen, I'm throwing my head into the ring. 185 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:54,326 I'm announcing my candidacy for the Presidency of Earth! 186 00:12:55,613 --> 00:12:57,524 Sir, the Constitution states... 187 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:01,169 ...nobody can be elected president more than twice. 188 00:13:01,453 --> 00:13:03,364 That's right, no "body. " 189 00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:08,323 But, as you can plainly see, I've got a shiny new body. 190 00:13:11,493 --> 00:13:13,370 Bender, he's got your body! 191 00:13:13,613 --> 00:13:18,562 That double-crossing bastard! How dare he run off with Nixon! 192 00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:25,765 - He must have bought your body. - And that electric guitar. 193 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,089 Remember 194 00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:32,963 What the Doormouse said 195 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,363 Feed your head 196 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:38,610 I'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies. 197 00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:43,165 I am not a crook's head. 198 00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:45,648 Yeah, you are! You stole my body. 199 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,248 Fry, Leela, you gotta help me. 200 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:53,049 Ordinarily I'd say no, and how it's your fault for being an idiot. 201 00:13:53,293 --> 00:13:57,525 But when a robotic Nixon is loose, we have to take action! 202 00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:58,722 Idiot. 203 00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:14,493 Morbo will introduce the candidates. 204 00:14:14,773 --> 00:14:16,968 Puny human number one. 205 00:14:17,213 --> 00:14:19,169 Puny human number two. 206 00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:21,643 And my good friend, Richard Nixon. 207 00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:24,088 Hello, Morbo. How's the family? 208 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,210 Belligerent and numerous. 209 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,924 Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. 210 00:14:31,093 --> 00:14:32,367 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 211 00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:37,528 First he steals my body, now he's touching my stuff. 212 00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:40,406 We've got to find a way to talk to him. 213 00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:45,969 Morbo demands an answer to the following question: 214 00:14:46,213 --> 00:14:49,762 If you saw candy in the hands of a small child... 215 00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:51,844 ...would you seize and eat it? 216 00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:53,128 Unthinkable! 217 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:54,527 Wouldn't think it! 218 00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:59,170 What about you, Mr. Nixon? You are under a truth-o-scope. 219 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:04,003 Uh, well, l, uh... . The question is vague. 220 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:09,412 You don't say what kind of candy, whether anyone is watching... . 221 00:15:11,573 --> 00:15:14,531 I certainly wouldn't harm the child. 222 00:15:20,013 --> 00:15:21,651 You scored big points. 223 00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:25,164 What? They ate me alive out there. 224 00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:30,368 But your body's message was, "Look at my shiny new body. " 225 00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:34,128 You've got real charisma from the neck down. 226 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,766 Nixon with charisma? 227 00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:40,131 My God, I can rule the universe! 228 00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:43,208 Give my body back, you thief! 229 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:47,372 Look here, you drugged-out communist. I paid for this body... 230 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,322 ...and I'd no sooner return it than I would my dog. 231 00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:53,328 Shut up! 232 00:15:53,613 --> 00:15:57,322 Please, we're appealing to your sense of decency. 233 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,650 Seriously, I'm never giving back this body. 234 00:16:05,853 --> 00:16:08,367 Beat it! Or I'll get Cambodian on your asses! 235 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:17,521 It's hopeless. We might as well turn in my head for the five-cent deposit. 236 00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:20,725 My best friend's not getting recycled! 237 00:16:20,973 --> 00:16:23,407 Not for five cents, not for 500 cents. 238 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:26,207 - I have a plan. - I have a better plan. 239 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,244 Why would Nixon stay here? 240 00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:39,724 You get a discount if you've been here before. 241 00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:54,332 FRY: Keep going. We're right behind you. 242 00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:57,773 Whoa, mama. Get a room, you two! 243 00:16:58,013 --> 00:17:01,164 MAN: We're in a room! - Then lose some weight! 244 00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,772 [SNORING] 245 00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:12,723 Oh, yeah. You women's libbers really know how to party. 246 00:17:13,213 --> 00:17:14,328 Pssst. There I am. 247 00:17:19,133 --> 00:17:24,127 Hey, Betty Friedan, send a little of that lotion my way. 248 00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,369 Okay. Almost got it. 249 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:31,528 Steady. Steady. Don't panic. 250 00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:33,692 Oooh! 251 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,766 Uh-oh. 252 00:17:39,053 --> 00:17:40,884 What the...? 253 00:17:43,253 --> 00:17:47,451 - You shaggy peaceniks have some nerve. - I want what's mine! 254 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,885 - Don't make me kick your neck. - Bring it on, soup can. 255 00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:57,652 Break it up, you two! 256 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,929 That's it! You're going to jail! 257 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:05,489 And I don't grant pardons like that sissy, Ford. 258 00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:09,527 You won't pardon anyone, because you won't get elected. 259 00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:13,089 The voters aren't pea-brained idiots anymore. 260 00:18:13,373 --> 00:18:15,170 No? Listen here, missy. 261 00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:18,923 Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1 973... 262 00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:22,131 ...but voters are as drunk and stupid as ever! 263 00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:28,329 The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter and crazy. 264 00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:33,561 Once I'm in office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat! 265 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:38,125 I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! 266 00:18:39,893 --> 00:18:41,292 He lost my vote. 267 00:18:41,573 --> 00:18:43,928 One vote won't make a difference. 268 00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:49,372 Excuse me, while I inch myself over to the phone and call the police. 269 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:55,246 Not so fast, Nixon! Are you familiar with audio tape? 270 00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,404 [TAPE REWINDS] 271 00:18:57,613 --> 00:19:00,047 Uh-oh. I don't like where this is heading. 272 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:04,724 I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! 273 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,169 I really sound like that? 274 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,086 I thought I had a Clark Gable quality. 275 00:19:12,613 --> 00:19:15,286 We'll trade you the tape for the body. 276 00:19:15,573 --> 00:19:19,088 Oh, expletive deleted! You've got a deal. 277 00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:21,933 Hey, I've got one last thought. 278 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,166 It's good to be back in one piece again... 279 00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:34,485 ...except for these damn bumper stickers. 280 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:39,528 The sheer drama has driven turnout to its highest level in centuries... 281 00:19:39,773 --> 00:19:40,762 ... six percent! 282 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,766 Exit polls show evil underdog Richard Nixon... 283 00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:46,208 ... trailing with zero votes. 284 00:19:46,493 --> 00:19:48,370 Yes, the system works! 285 00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:52,168 The time is 7:59, and the robot polls are opening. 286 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,927 The robot vote is in. Nixon has won! 287 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:56,567 - No! - Get out of town! 288 00:19:56,773 --> 00:20:00,129 Why'd they vote for him, now that he's just a head? 289 00:20:01,853 --> 00:20:05,528 I give you the next president of Earth! 290 00:20:09,573 --> 00:20:11,165 Nixon's back! 291 00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:13,132 [CROWD CHEERS] 292 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:17,050 I can't believe it. He won by a single vote. 293 00:20:17,293 --> 00:20:20,444 It ain't my fault. I'm a non-voting felon. 294 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:23,167 It's not my fault. I forgot to vote. 295 00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:26,689 Crud, I knew there was something I meant to do today. 296 00:20:26,973 --> 00:20:30,932 Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. 297 00:20:31,173 --> 00:20:34,927 May death come quickly to his enemies. 298 00:20:42,613 --> 00:20:46,526 Who's kicking who around now? 299 00:20:54,173 --> 00:20:55,925 Knock knock. 300 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 301 00:20:56,305 --> 00:21:56,773 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app