1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 2 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:31,929 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 3 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:34,816 I'VE TAUGHT THE TOASTER TO FEEL LOVE. 4 00:00:34,885 --> 00:00:38,537 [ Dog-Like Panting ] 5 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,956 [ Whimpering, Whines ] 6 00:00:41,025 --> 00:00:44,292 AND HERMES RETURNS FROM HIS VACATION TODAY. 7 00:00:44,361 --> 00:00:45,827 [Monotone ] GOOD MORNING, PEOPLE. 8 00:00:45,896 --> 00:00:47,279 HEY, HERMES. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 9 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:48,613 YO. MY MAN. 10 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,732 SO, HOW WAS THE SPLEEF NEBULA? 11 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:53,168 THE FLIGHT HAD A STOPOVER ON THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET. 12 00:00:53,237 --> 00:00:54,302 HERMES LIKED IT SO MUCH 13 00:00:54,371 --> 00:00:56,238 HE DECIDED TO STAY OF HIS OWN FREE WILL. 14 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,505 HERMES HAS ALL THE FUN. 15 00:00:57,574 --> 00:00:58,539 WAIT A SECOND! 16 00:00:58,608 --> 00:01:00,642 HE'S GOT A BRAIN SLUG ON HIS HEAD. 17 00:01:00,710 --> 00:01:02,894 SHH. YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL ASSIMILATED. 18 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:03,929 JUST ACT NORMAL 19 00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:05,563 AND SWITCH TO A GARLIC SHAMPOO. 20 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,299 ON TO NEW BUSINESS. TODAY'S MISSION 21 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,400 IS FOR YOU ALL TO GO TO THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET. 22 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:11,369 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO THERE? 23 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,205 JUST WALK AROUND, NOT WEARING A HELMET. 24 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,574 SOUNDS GREAT, HERMES! 25 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,942 OH, WHATEVER YOU SAY. 26 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,478 WHA-- HEY, LET'S DITCH HIM AND GO TO THE MOVIES. 27 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,081 [ All ] HEY, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 28 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,717 I'M SEEING A MOVIE WITH FRIENDS. 29 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:31,123 UHHHHH. 30 00:01:35,112 --> 00:01:36,277 COOL! LET'S SEE THIS ONE. 31 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,113 [ Leela ] NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD 32 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:40,214 FOR A HISTORICAL DOCUMENTARY. 33 00:01:40,283 --> 00:01:42,800 I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT QUIZBLORG, QUIZBLORG. 34 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:43,801 [ Amy ] GUCK! 35 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,103 I HATE SUBTITLES. 36 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:47,172 ALIEN FILMS ARE SO PRETENTIOUS. 37 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,357 FELLOWS, FELLOWS, 38 00:01:48,425 --> 00:01:50,542 HOW ABOUT A FILM WE CAN ALL ENJOY? 39 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,777 PLANET OF THE CLAMS. 40 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,012 IT'S ABOUT AN UPSIDE-DOWN WORLD 41 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:57,148 WHERE LOBSTER IS SLAVE TO CLAM. 42 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:58,450 WHO INVITED YOU? 43 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,719 LET'S JUST SEE ALL MY CIRCUITS: THE MOVIE. 44 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,287 [ All Agreeing ] 45 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,989 GOOD POINT, BENDER. 46 00:02:04,058 --> 00:02:05,440 I'LL TAKE A SMALL SLURM. 47 00:02:05,509 --> 00:02:08,576 FOR ONLY 25 CENTS LESS, YOU CAN GET A SUPER-SMALL. 48 00:02:08,645 --> 00:02:09,660 UH, OKAY. 49 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,135 OH, MAN! 50 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:19,854 HEY, GIVE ME A LARGE DIET MALT LIQUOR 51 00:02:19,923 --> 00:02:22,307 AND A POPCORN WITH EXTRA MOTOR OIL. 52 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,895 DOWN IN FRONT! 53 00:02:26,964 --> 00:02:29,615 [ Music Playing ] 54 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:37,122 [ Fry ] OOH, THIS IS REAL FUTURISTIC. 55 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:40,992 SHH. DON'T TALK DURING THE MOVIE. 56 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,628 [ Announcer ] NEW NEW YORK MAYOR C. RANDALL POOPENMEYER 57 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:46,881 OPENS A NEW TUBE LINE TO ALLEVIATE RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC. 58 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:50,101 [ Groaning, Grunting ] 59 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,621 DATELINE: PARAMECIUM HOMEWORLD. 60 00:02:52,690 --> 00:02:55,140 NEWLY CROWNED MISS UNIVERSE, GLADYS LENNOX 61 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:58,393 ENTERTAINS TROOPS FIGHTING TO WIPE OUT THE HUMAN RACE. 62 00:02:58,461 --> 00:02:59,427 [ Cheering ] 63 00:02:59,496 --> 00:03:00,629 GO GET 'EM, BOYS! 64 00:03:00,698 --> 00:03:03,815 AND IN THE WORLD OF ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING, 65 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:06,718 THE MASKED UNIT WINS HIS CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT 66 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:09,654 AGAINST GORGEOUS GONKS BY TECHNICAL MELTING. 67 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,757 GO, MASKED UNIT! 68 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,125 [ Groans ] 69 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,160 HEY, BUDDY. YO! [ Whistles ] 70 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:17,846 YOU MIND TAKING YOUR HEAD OFF? 71 00:03:17,915 --> 00:03:19,014 [ Nerdy ] I'M SORRY, SIR, 72 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,966 BUT I NEED IT TO WATCH THE MOVIE. 73 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:23,818 JUST ASK FLABBY OVER HERE TO DESCRIBE IT TO YOU, LATER. 74 00:03:23,887 --> 00:03:26,554 SIR, SHE IS AS THE FACTORY MADE HER. 75 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,573 WELL, THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED MAKING HER 76 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,342 ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH. 77 00:03:32,662 --> 00:03:35,614 [ Grumbling ] 78 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:41,953 ♪♪ [ James Bond Theme Playing ] 79 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,133 [ Girlish Squeal ] 80 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,939 Well, that finishes this paperwork. 81 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:03,508 [ Phone Ringing ] 82 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,059 CALCULON ENTERPRISES. 83 00:04:05,128 --> 00:04:07,262 Calculon, a fight scene has broken out 84 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:08,946 at the special effects warehouse. 85 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:10,581 Come, quickly 86 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:14,002 before a fiery explosion chases someone down a hallway. 87 00:04:14,071 --> 00:04:16,421 I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO-- 88 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:17,522 [ Bell Rings ] 89 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,390 [ Announcer ] IF YOU WANT CALCULON 90 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,092 TO RACE TO THE LASERGUN BATTLE 91 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:23,028 IN HIS HOVER FERRARI, PRESS ONE. 92 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,362 IF YOU WANT CALCULON 93 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,831 TO DOUBLE-CHECK HIS PAPERWORK, PRESS TWO. 94 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:27,882 ENTER NOW. 95 00:04:29,552 --> 00:04:32,037 - You have pressed two. - NO, I DIDN'T. 96 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:34,289 I'm almost positive you did. 97 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:40,128 Add in the carryover from form 16-A, then deduct line 2-B. 98 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,296 [ Thumping ] 99 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,565 ♪♪ [ Humming ] 100 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:47,319 PARDON ME, SIR, 101 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,470 BUT YOU SEEM TO BE INADVERTENTLY KICKING MY SEAT. 102 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,756 PARDON ME, SIR-- 103 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,642 [ Mocking Mumble ] 104 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:55,993 YES, THAT'S THE GIST OF WHAT I SAID. 105 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:57,161 WOULD YOU MIND? 106 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,946 SURE THING, PAL. 107 00:04:59,015 --> 00:05:00,197 ♪♪ [ Humming ] 108 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,837 UH, SIR-- 109 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:06,655 WHO THREW THAT? 110 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:07,822 THAT'S IT! 111 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:11,292 SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS. 112 00:05:11,361 --> 00:05:12,426 [ Laughing ] 113 00:05:12,495 --> 00:05:14,045 [ Laughing Fades ] 114 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,064 OH, I'M BONED. 115 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:17,733 [ Screaming ] 116 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,104 LET'S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY. 117 00:05:23,173 --> 00:05:26,141 [ Screaming ] 118 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:30,662 OH... UH! 119 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,899 [ Deep Voice ] I'M GOING TO OPEN A FILE OF WHOOP-ASS ON YOU! 120 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:34,733 [ Screams ] 121 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,586 [ Grunts ] 122 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:40,605 [ People Murmuring ] 123 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,123 [ Gasps ] 124 00:05:42,192 --> 00:05:44,859 BENDER, DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS? 125 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:50,165 CRIPES! THE MASKED UNIT! 126 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:52,867 YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD. 127 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,352 I'M IMPRESSED. 128 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:55,837 [ Whirs ] 129 00:05:55,906 --> 00:05:58,857 SON, I'M THE COMMISSIONER OF ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING. 130 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,342 I'M A CONNOISSEUR OF JERKS WHO PICK FIGHTS 131 00:06:01,412 --> 00:06:02,443 IN MOVIE THEATERS 132 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,445 AND YOU'RE THE BIGGEST I'VE EVER SEEN. 133 00:06:04,514 --> 00:06:06,080 YOU SHOULD SEE ME AT FUNERALS. 134 00:06:06,149 --> 00:06:07,398 KID, I WANT YOU 135 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,200 IN THE ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING LEAGUE. 136 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:13,038 SOUNDS PLEASANT. I'LL DO IT. 137 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:15,123 [ All Cheer ] 138 00:06:15,192 --> 00:06:16,307 MY HERO. 139 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,559 [ Kisses ] 140 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:21,897 AH, THEY DON'T MAKE MOVIES LIKE THIS ANYMORE. 141 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:23,715 [ Blows Nose ] 142 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:30,972 I'M GOING TO BE THE GREATEST ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTER EVER. 143 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:32,290 FLOAT LIKE A FLOAT-BOT, 144 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,542 STING LIKE AN AUTOMATIC STINGING MACHINE. 145 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:37,345 BENDER, YOU CAN'T BE AN ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTER. 146 00:06:37,414 --> 00:06:40,348 IT'S THE MOST BRUTAL FORM OF COMPETITION IN THE GALAXY. 147 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:41,083 IT IS? 148 00:06:41,152 --> 00:06:42,567 THERE ARE NO RULES. 149 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:45,219 TWO ROBOTS ENTER. ONE ROBOT LEAVES. 150 00:06:45,288 --> 00:06:47,156 THEN, LATER, THE OTHER ROBOT LEAVES 151 00:06:47,224 --> 00:06:48,773 AFTER BEING DECLARED THE WINNER. 152 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,676 THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD. 153 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,796 OH, DID I MENTION THE CRIPPLING, AGONIZING PAIN? 154 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,330 I'M PRETTY SURE I DID. 155 00:06:55,399 --> 00:06:56,748 OH, AH, YES, DEFINITELY. 156 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,066 CRIPPLING PAIN? 157 00:06:58,135 --> 00:07:00,636 THAT'S NOT COVERED BY MY INSURANCE FRAUD. 158 00:07:00,704 --> 00:07:01,720 COUNT ME OUT. 159 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,305 NO, YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT. 160 00:07:03,373 --> 00:07:05,273 I DON'T CARE HOW SUICIDAL IT IS. 161 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,892 HEY, HOW COME WHEN I WANT 162 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:09,561 TO DO FUN STUFF THAT WILL KILL ME, YOU'RE AGAINST IT? 163 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,230 THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT 164 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:12,447 MARBLE-EATING CONTEST, FRY. 165 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:13,832 IT'S ABOUT PRIDE. 166 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,934 LET ME TELL YOU A STORY FROM MY CHILDHOOD. 167 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:18,670 AH, AGAIN WITH THE ORPHANARIUM. 168 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:21,039 WHEN I WAS GROWING UP AT THE ORPHANARIUM, 169 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,273 I GOT PICKED ON A LOT. 170 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:25,009 MY ONLY OUTLET WAS OCTOURAN KUNG FU. 171 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,494 YI-AH! 172 00:07:26,563 --> 00:07:28,130 YE-AH! 173 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:30,833 YEE! 174 00:07:30,901 --> 00:07:32,317 EXCELLENT. 175 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,987 BILL, KEITH, YOU WILL GO TO JUNIOR CHAMPIONSHIPS. 176 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:38,123 BILL, CONGRATULATE KEITH WHEN HE REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS. 177 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:41,693 BUT MASTER FUNOG, I CAN BEAT THESE DORKS WITH ONE EYE CLOSED. 178 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,762 PERHAPS, BUT THERE IS MORE TO WINNING 179 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,296 THAN BEATING YOUR OPPONENT. 180 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,782 YOU LACK THE WILL OF A WARRIOR. 181 00:07:46,851 --> 00:07:48,950 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WATCH THIS. 182 00:07:49,019 --> 00:07:50,218 YAH! 183 00:07:50,286 --> 00:07:51,803 AH-AH-AH-AH-OW! 184 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,289 NO GIRL HAS THE WILL OF A WARRIOR. 185 00:07:54,358 --> 00:07:56,624 YOU HAVE THE WILL OF A HOUSEWIFE 186 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,293 OR AT BEST, THE SCHOOLMARM. 187 00:07:58,362 --> 00:08:01,179 THAT'S IT. I'LL TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW. 188 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:04,716 VERY WELL, BUT YOU SEE, I HAVE THE WILL OF THE WARRIOR. 189 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,085 THEREFORE, THE BATTLE IS ALREADY OVER. 190 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,436 THE WINNER? ME. HA, HA! 191 00:08:08,505 --> 00:08:10,021 REMATCH? YOU LOSE AGAIN. 192 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,673 HAD ENOUGH? I THOUGHT SO. 193 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:12,691 [ All Laughing ] 194 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,025 [ Sighs ] 195 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,864 I LOST MY CHANCE TO BE A CHAMPION. 196 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,632 I WON'T LET YOU THROW AWAY YOURS. 197 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,833 LEELA IS RIGHT. 198 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,635 I DON'T WANT TO END UP A LOSER LIKE HER. 199 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,770 COUNT ME BACK IN. 200 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,739 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 201 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:28,974 TOUCH YOUR TOES. 202 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:29,975 [ Metal Creaking ] 203 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,827 [ Grunting ] 204 00:08:32,896 --> 00:08:36,914 STILL... CAN'T... REACH. 205 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,933 HI-YAH! 206 00:08:39,002 --> 00:08:40,953 HI-YAH! 207 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:44,806 [ Choking ] 208 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:46,842 [ Grunting ] 209 00:08:51,648 --> 00:08:57,502 LET'S COMMENCE PREPARATIONS FOR RUMBLING! 210 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,754 [ Bell Rings ] 211 00:08:59,823 --> 00:09:02,490 [ Cheering ] 212 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:08,230 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND SMIZMARS 213 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,899 WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT. 214 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:14,469 IN THIS CORNER, FROM MOM'S FRIENDLY ROBOT FACTORY 215 00:09:14,538 --> 00:09:20,058 IN AMERICA'S HEARTLAND, MEXICO-- BENDER! 216 00:09:24,548 --> 00:09:30,235 AND, IN THIS CORNER, FROM AND MADE OF PARTS UNKNOWN, 217 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:33,288 THE CLEAR-CUTTER. 218 00:09:37,628 --> 00:09:39,027 BENDER RULES! 219 00:09:39,096 --> 00:09:41,446 I GOT YOU AN OFFICIAL BENDER HAT. 220 00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:42,748 WOW! THANKS, HERMES. 221 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,749 I... HEY, CUT THAT OUT! 222 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,435 [ Bell Rings ] 223 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,504 YOU CAN'T HIT WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE. 224 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,190 OW! 225 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,393 [ Groans ] 226 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,162 GET UP, BENDER. 227 00:09:57,230 --> 00:10:00,064 YOU CAN'T QUIT EVERY TIME YOU GET AN AXE IN THE BACK. 228 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,783 [ Whirring Sound ] 229 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,885 OR A DRILL THROUGH YOUR FACE. 230 00:10:03,954 --> 00:10:06,855 NOW, QUIT SCRATCHING YOUR AXE HOLE AND GET OUT THERE. 231 00:10:06,924 --> 00:10:08,055 [ Whimpering ] 232 00:10:08,124 --> 00:10:10,391 [ Chainsaw Buzzing ] 233 00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:17,098 OW-OW-OW! 234 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,070 HUH? 235 00:10:23,607 --> 00:10:25,907 AND THE WINNER IS... 236 00:10:25,976 --> 00:10:30,762 BENDER! 237 00:10:33,951 --> 00:10:36,301 NICE WORK OUT THERE, KID. 238 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,837 YOU KNOW, I THINK HE MIGHT BE DEAD. 239 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,171 I TOOK A LIFE! 240 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,306 [ Cheers ] 241 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,558 HI, BOSS. YO, DUDE. 242 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:45,978 HEY! HE'S NOT DEAD. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 243 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,662 WHAT, YOU DIDN'T READ THE PAMPHLET? 244 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,064 ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING'S A SCAM, KID. IT'S RIGGED. 245 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:50,983 [ Gasps ] 246 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,567 IT'S A SECRET, SO KEEP IT 247 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:53,801 UNDER YOUR HEAD... 248 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,804 BUT THE MOST POPULAR ROBOT ALWAYS WINS. 249 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,723 YOU MEAN I'M NOT A GREAT FIGHTER? 250 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,891 I JUST WON 'CAUSE I'M POPULAR? 251 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,875 BINGO. 252 00:11:00,944 --> 00:11:02,761 WOO-HOO! I'M POPULAR! 253 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,529 IN FACT, YOU'RE MORE THAN POPULAR. 254 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:06,314 YOU'RE PURE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR. 255 00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:09,517 GO, BENDER. GO, BENDER. GO, BENDER. 256 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,570 [ Loud Cheering ] 257 00:11:12,556 --> 00:11:16,157 PRESENTING... BENDER 258 00:11:16,226 --> 00:11:19,011 THE OFFENDER. 259 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:23,782 I'M JUST AN EX-CON TRYING TO GO STRAIGHT AND GET MY KIDS BACK. 260 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,718 [ Woman ] I LOVE YOU, BENDER. 261 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:30,755 VERSUS, BILLIONAIRE-BOT! 262 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,108 [ Laughing Smugly ] 263 00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:34,659 [ Booing ] 264 00:11:36,013 --> 00:11:40,364 [ Grunting ] 265 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,501 [ Audience ] YAY! 266 00:11:43,987 --> 00:11:46,771 VERSUS THE FOREIGNER. 267 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:51,209 I'M NOT FROM HERE. I HAVE MY OWN CUSTOMS. 268 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,978 LOOK AT MY CRAZY PASSPORT. 269 00:11:58,569 --> 00:12:00,401 [ Cheering ] 270 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:06,557 VERSUS THE CHAIN SMOKER. 271 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,925 [ Audience Booing ] 272 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:11,412 I LOVE SMOKING, AND AFTER I WIN THE FIGHT 273 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:15,700 I'M HEADED STRAIGHT TO YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 274 00:12:15,753 --> 00:12:17,185 [ All Coughing ] 275 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,621 [ Grunts ] 276 00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:21,540 OW! 277 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,991 [ Cheering ] 278 00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:31,766 YOU KNOW, I'M ALSO AN ULTIMATE ROBOT LOVER. 279 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,768 [ Female Robots Giggling ] 280 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,121 BENDER, YOU'RE THREE HOURS LATE. 281 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,122 YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ON YOUR TRAINING NOW 282 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,524 AFTER BOTH OF US WORKED SO HARD. 283 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,792 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE"? 284 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,976 I SAID "US." 285 00:12:42,045 --> 00:12:44,429 HEY, BENDER THE OFFENDER DOESN'T NEED YOU. 286 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,065 BENDER THE OFFENDER DOESN'T NEED ANYBODY. 287 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,066 WHAT ABOUT US, MR. THE OFFENDER? 288 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,235 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I NEED FLOOZIES. 289 00:12:51,305 --> 00:12:52,336 LET'S ROLL. 290 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,747 HOWDY, CHIEF. 291 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,232 FOR MY NEXT BOUT, WHAT DO YOU SAY I FIGHT 292 00:13:04,301 --> 00:13:06,201 THESE TWO BIMBOS IN SOME MUD? 293 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:08,620 ACTUALLY, WE'VE DECIDED TO GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. 294 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,104 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU 295 00:13:10,174 --> 00:13:12,657 WE WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING IN THE CONVENTIONAL SENSE? 296 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,308 BENDER, YOUR POPULARITY IS SLIPPING. 297 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,910 SALES OF YOUR BENDER-BRAND 298 00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:18,463 FRENCH-MILLED BATH SOAPS ARE DOWN 20%. 299 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:19,580 [ Sniffing ] 300 00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:20,799 THOSE MORONS. 301 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,351 I SAID TEABERRY, NOT SANDALWOOD. 302 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,486 DAMN IT, BENDER, 303 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,004 IF YOU CAN'T MOVE SANDALWOOD 304 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,672 YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS LEAGUE! 305 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,325 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE NEXT WEEK'S TITLE MATCH. 306 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,926 BUT THE CROWD LOVES ME. 307 00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:34,295 PERHAPS, BUT LET'S SEE HOW THEY FEEL 308 00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:36,898 ABOUT YOUR NEW PERSONA-- THE GENDER BENDER. 309 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,584 YOU'LL BE THE MOST UNPOPULAR ROBOT FIGHTER 310 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,218 SINCE SERGEANT FECES PROCESSOR. 311 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,203 [ Laughing ] 312 00:13:42,272 --> 00:13:43,622 OH, YEAH? 313 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,807 WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T LET THE NEW GUY WIN? 314 00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:48,042 THEN, HE'LL JUST HAVE TO BEAT YOU 315 00:13:48,111 --> 00:13:50,027 THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY-- TO DEATH! 316 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,696 MELISSA, SEND IN THE NEW KID. 317 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,949 [ Cranking ] 318 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:59,254 I... AM... DESTRUCTOR! 319 00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:01,006 [ Yelling ] 320 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,657 SEE YOU AT THE FIGHT. 321 00:14:04,728 --> 00:14:07,028 SO THEN I SAID, "SEE YOU AT THE FIGHT," 322 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,362 AND THAT'S THE STORY. 323 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,149 MAN, I THOUGHT ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING WAS REAL 324 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,051 LIKE PRO WRESTLING, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT'S FIXED LIKE BOXING. 325 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,754 IT'S ONE THING TO WIN A FIXED FIGHT-- 326 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,423 THERE'S DIGNITY IN THAT-- 327 00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:20,826 BUT TO LOSE, AND IN THIS ATROCITY-- 328 00:14:20,878 --> 00:14:22,010 [ Crying ] 329 00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:23,378 I CAN'T DO IT. 330 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,646 LEELA, YOU'VE GOT TO TRAIN ME TO WIN. 331 00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:28,650 NO WAY! IF YOU WOULDN'T TAKE MY HELP WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED IT, 332 00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:31,402 WHY SHOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU NOW WHEN YOU DO NEED IT? 333 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,622 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 334 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:36,291 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M NOT HELPING. 335 00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:40,128 [ Man ] You loved him as Bender the Offender. 336 00:14:40,197 --> 00:14:45,316 Now, get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality 337 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,686 in his new persona-- The Gender Bender. 338 00:14:48,739 --> 00:14:51,789 I'm a real toughie. 339 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:56,278 Squaring off this Sunday, versus... Destructor. 340 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,847 I will destroy you! 341 00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:02,183 [ Yelling ] 342 00:15:02,252 --> 00:15:04,352 And stop calling me. 343 00:15:04,421 --> 00:15:06,804 I am Destructor's trainer, Master Funog. 344 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,406 My pupil will be victorious 345 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,509 for he has the will of a warrior. 346 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,809 [ Laughing Maniacally ] 347 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,478 NOT FUNOG! 348 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,146 BENDER, LET'S HIT THE GYM. 349 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,949 I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU TO FIGHT LIKE A GIRL. 350 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:22,136 I'LL PUT ON MY TUTU. 351 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,897 [ Howard Cosell ] HELLO AND WELCOME 352 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,965 TO A REMARKABLE CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT-- 353 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,101 DESTRUCTOR, A ROBOTIC ARMORED TANK 354 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:41,973 WHOSE VERY USE IN BATTLE HAS BEEN RULED A WAR CRIME... 355 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:47,161 VERSUS GENDER BENDER, WHO WEARS A PINK TUTU. 356 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:51,115 THIS IS RICH LITTLE, IMITATING HOWARD COSELL 357 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,252 HERE AT RINGSIDE WITH GEORGE FOREMAN. 358 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,588 GEORGE, A WORD IN EDGEWISE. 359 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,957 THIS COULD BE THE MOST ONE-SIDED FIGHT SINCE 1973 360 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:03,494 WHEN ALI FACED AN 80-FOOT-TALL, MECHANICAL JOE FRAZIER. 361 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,380 M-MY MEMORY'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE, 362 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,648 BUT I THINK THE ENTIRE EARTH WAS DESTROYED. 363 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,800 INTERESTING, IF TRUE. 364 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:15,573 THE VEGAS ODDS TONIGHT STAND AT AN UNPRECEDENTED 1,000:0. 365 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:20,862 A BET OF ZERO DOLLARS ON BENDER PAYS $1,000 IF HE WINS. 366 00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:23,715 STILL, VERY FEW TAKERS. 367 00:16:23,784 --> 00:16:25,399 IT'S NOT-NOT A SMART BET. 368 00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:27,118 [ Yelling ] 369 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,936 ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPT, 370 00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:30,605 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PRANCE OUT 371 00:16:30,674 --> 00:16:32,473 AND TICKLE HIM WITH YOUR FAIRY WAND. 372 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,208 INSTEAD, I WANT YOU TO PRANCE OUT 373 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,243 AND KICK HIS HEAD OFF. 374 00:16:35,312 --> 00:16:37,428 GOT IT. LARGE KICKLE, HOLD THE TICKLE. 375 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,630 [ Yelling ] 376 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,682 THANK GOD, I'M FREE OF THAT NIGHTMARE! 377 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,450 SORRY, BUDDY. HERE YOU GO. 378 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:44,819 [ Monotone ] THANK YOU. 379 00:16:44,888 --> 00:16:46,120 IT WAS COLD ON THE FLOOR. 380 00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:48,022 HERE, PROFESSOR, I GOT YOU A PROGRAM. 381 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,023 OH, GOOD. 382 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,943 JUST LET ME PUT ON MY READING GLASSES. 383 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,480 WHY, ZOIDBERG, 384 00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:58,866 THERE'S A LOVELY PHOTO OF YOU IN HERE. 385 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,217 [ Bell Clangs ] 386 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:06,641 IN THIS CORNER, THE CONFUSED YOUNG ROBOT 387 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:11,362 WITH THE GOLDEN CURLS, WEIGHING 525 POUNDS-- 388 00:17:11,415 --> 00:17:16,284 THE GENDER BENDER! 389 00:17:16,353 --> 00:17:19,103 [ Booing ] 390 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,254 BOO! 391 00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:22,606 GET THAT HIPPIE OUT OF THE RING! 392 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:27,979 AND IN THESE TWO CORNERS, WEIGHING 400 TONS, 393 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:33,567 THE GIZMO FROM PISMO... BEACH-- 394 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,688 DESTRUCTOR! 395 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:37,822 [ Cheering And Whistling ] 396 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,526 SO, WE MEET AGAIN. 397 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,694 MOST AMUSING. 398 00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:44,428 GIRL WHO ACTS LIKE FIGHTER 399 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,680 TRAINING FIGHTER WHO ACTS LIKE GIRL. 400 00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:48,366 KEEP LAUGHING, FUNOG. 401 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,285 [ Laughing Wildly ] 402 00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:53,321 READY, BENDER? 403 00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:54,923 I WAS BUILT READY. GIVE ME THE BELL. 404 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:55,940 [ Bell Clangs ] 405 00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:57,191 DID YOU HEAR A NOISE? 406 00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:02,797 [ Grunting Angrily ] 407 00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:03,982 [ Ripping ] 408 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,783 [ Muttering Nonsensically ] 409 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,768 [ Grunts ] 410 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:10,221 FINAL BOARDING CALL FOR FLIGHT 406 411 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,892 NONSTOP SERVICE TO PAIN. 412 00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,561 NOW BOARDING STAND-BY PASSENGERS-- 413 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,796 [ Groaning ] 414 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,068 [ Groaning ] 415 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,019 [ Cheering ] 416 00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:27,172 THIS SEEMS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY 417 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,440 TO BRING UP MY NEW GRILL FOR NO REASON. 418 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,842 WITH ITS PATENTED DESIGN, 419 00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:32,977 THE FAT DRAINS DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH. 420 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:34,112 MMM... 421 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,363 MMM... 422 00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:38,499 [ Groaning And Cheering Continues ] 423 00:18:38,568 --> 00:18:40,067 [ Groans ] 424 00:18:40,136 --> 00:18:43,571 FRY, THROW IN THE TOWEL. 425 00:18:44,774 --> 00:18:48,326 FOR GOD SAKES, FRY! 426 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,079 [ Grunts Stupidly ] 427 00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:54,982 [ Monotone ] THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 428 00:18:57,187 --> 00:19:02,857 [ Grunting In Slow Motion ] NOOOOO! 429 00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:03,958 MOMMY. 430 00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:06,260 OKAY, FUNOG, THAT'S ENOUGH. 431 00:19:06,329 --> 00:19:07,662 CALL HIM OFF. 432 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:08,763 FUNOG? 433 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:11,983 [ Telemetry Beeping ] 434 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,050 HMM. 435 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,752 [ Banging ] 436 00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:19,206 WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME? 437 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,996 [ Laughing ] 438 00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:29,601 SO... ONCE MORE, WE MEET AGAIN. 439 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,418 HUH? 440 00:19:30,487 --> 00:19:32,002 YOU DIDN'T TRAIN DESTRUCTOR. 441 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,671 YOU'RE JUST CONTROLLING HIM LIKE A PUPPET. 442 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,023 I MEAN, CHEATING IN A FAKE FIGHT-- 443 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,075 THAT'S LOW. 444 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,310 BETTER THAN BEING A GIRL... LIKE YOU. 445 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,961 YOU'RE A GIRL. [ Laughing ] 446 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:42,463 OH, RIGHT. 447 00:19:42,532 --> 00:19:44,732 GIRLS LACK THE WILL OF THE WARRIOR. 448 00:19:44,818 --> 00:19:46,901 [ Yelling ] 449 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:51,705 HUH? 450 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,992 IT'S BENDERIN' TIME. 451 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,343 TAKE THIS... 452 00:19:55,412 --> 00:19:56,544 AND THIS. 453 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,063 [ Cheering And Whistling ] 454 00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:01,282 YOU WERE AN EXCELLENT STUDENT. 455 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,017 TOO BAD I WAS A LOUSY TEACHER. 456 00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:06,153 [ Grunting ] 457 00:20:06,222 --> 00:20:07,655 [ Grunts ] 458 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:08,989 OW! 459 00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:13,878 I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD THE CONCEPT OF BENDERING TIME. 460 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,663 SEE YOU IN GIRL HELL. 461 00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:19,083 I'LL BE IN BOY HELL-- MUCH NICER. 462 00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:25,656 [ Yells ] 463 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,508 [ Yelling ] 464 00:20:27,577 --> 00:20:29,577 YES! 465 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,879 YES! 466 00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:32,880 OW. 467 00:20:32,948 --> 00:20:34,515 [ Bell Clangs ] 468 00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:37,485 AND THE WINNER IS... 469 00:20:37,554 --> 00:20:39,820 DESTRUCTOR! 470 00:20:39,889 --> 00:20:41,389 [ Cheering ] 471 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:44,759 I'VE NOT SEEN A SPECTACLE OF THIS NATURE 472 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:48,095 IN ALL MY YEARS IMPERSONATING A SPORTSCASTER. 473 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,580 IT SURE WAS SOME FIGHT. 474 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,432 INTERESTING SIDE NOTE: 475 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,918 AS A HEAD WITHOUT A BODY, I ENVY THE DEAD. 476 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,953 NO ARGUMENT HERE. 477 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,108 BENDER, HOW DID THE FIGHT GO? 478 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,527 I HEARD SOMEBODY GOT FLATTENED. 479 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,762 FRY, WHERE'S YOUR BRAIN SLUG? 480 00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:09,434 POOR LITTLE GUY STARVED TO DEATH. 481 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,218 I'M PROUD OF YOU, BENDER. 482 00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:13,153 SURE, YOU LOST-- YOU LOST BAD-- 483 00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:14,889 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS 484 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:17,908 I BEAT UP SOMEONE WHO HURT MY FEELINGS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 485 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:18,892 [ Laughs ] 486 00:21:18,961 --> 00:21:22,196 I'M IN TREMENDOUS PAIN HERE. 487 00:21:22,265 --> 00:21:23,915 GREAT JOB, KID. 488 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,818 YOU LOST, AND YOU MADE IT LOOK ALMOST HALF-REAL. 489 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,652 I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS CARD 490 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:31,138 GOOD FOR TEN PERCENT OFF AT BED, BATH AND BEYOND. 491 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:34,558 YES... 492 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,527 I'M THE GREATEST... 493 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,395 THE GREATEST! 494 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,596 [ Moans ] 495 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,716 [ Little As Cosell ] AND SO ENDS THE CHRONICLE 496 00:21:41,784 --> 00:21:45,419 OF ONE OF THE GREATEST EVER TO PLAY THE SPORT. 497 00:21:45,488 --> 00:21:47,921 AN-AND HE DIDN'T LOOK HALF-BAD IN A TUTU. 498 00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:50,824 THAT HE DID SURELY NOT. 499 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:51,926 WHAT? 499 00:21:52,305 --> 00:22:52,432 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app