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GOOD NEWS,
EVERYONE.
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THE UNIVERSITY
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IS BRINGING ME UP
ON DISCIPLINARY CHARGES.
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WAIT. THAT'S NOT GOOD NEWS
AT ALL.
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WHATEVER YOU DID,
PROFESSOR,
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I'M SURE THERE'S
A REASONABLE EXPLANATION.
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YES, BUT THEY WON'T LISTEN.
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EVERYONE'S ALWAYS IN FAVOR
OF SAVING HITLER'S BRAIN,
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BUT WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE BODY
OF A GREAT WHITE SHARK,
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OOH, SUDDENLY,
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.
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[ Engine Whooshing ]
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PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH.
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DO YOU KNOW WHY
WE'VE CALLED YOU HERE TODAY?
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LISTEN TO ME,
YOU POMPOUS FRAUDS.
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IF I'M GOING DOWN,
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I'M TAKING YOU
ALL WITH ME.
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DEAN VERNON,
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I KNOW THE TRUTH.
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IT WAS YOU DRIVING
YOUR HOVER CAR THAT NIGHT,
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NOT YOUR HORSE.
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DEAN EPSILON,
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I KNOW ALL ABOUT
YOUR "DEPARTMENT
OF POOL BOY STUDIES."
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AND DR. WORNSTRUM...
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WORNSTRUM...
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ACTUALLY, PROFESSOR, WE MERELY
CALLED YOU HERE TO SAY...
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SURPRISE!
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OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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AND YOU, COACH SMALLEY,
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OR SHOULD I SAY,
"COACH HAIRPIECE?"
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NO, PROFESSOR.
IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY
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FOR YOUR 150th BIRTHDAY.
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[ Stammering ]
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OH!
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GOOD EVENING. I'M--
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[ Loud Feedback ]
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WHOA, SORRY.
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I'M BENDER,
AND I'LL BE EMCEEING THIS ROAST.
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YOU KNOW, THEY SAY
YOU CAN JUDGE A MAN
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BY THE COMPANY HE KEEPS.
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SO HERE'S THE PROFESSOR'S
OLDEST FRIEND--
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A GROTESQUE, STINKING LOBSTER.
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[ Applause ]
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GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GERMS.
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[ Rim Shot ]
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THAT WASN'T A JOKE.
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I WAS TALKING
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TO DEAN STREPTOCOCCUS.
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NOW, I'M NOT SAYING
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH IS OLD...
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BUT IF YOU CONSIDER HIS AGE,
HE'S LIKELY TO DIE SOON.
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HEY, RINGO, THAT WAS THE JOKE.
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[ Moans ]
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IT'S SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO
ALL OVER AGAIN.
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WHERE WOULD A PROFESSOR BE
WITHOUT STUDENTS
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WHO LOVE AND RESPECT HIM?
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RIGHT THERE!
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[ Chortles ]
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BUT, SERIOUSLY,
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OF ALL THE FORMER CREW MEMBERS
OF THE PROFESSOR'S DELIVERY SHIP
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OUR NEXT SPEAKER IS
BY FAR THE MOST ALIVE.
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CAPTAIN MUSKY?
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[ Solemn Star Trek Music ]
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[ Beep ]
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[ Rim Shot ]
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[ Laughter And Cheering ]
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I WOULDN'T WANT
TO FOLLOW THAT GUY.
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AND NOW A MAN WHO NEEDS
NO INTRODUCTION.
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FRY! GET UP THERE!
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[ Applause ]
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[ Clears Throat ]
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THANK YOU.
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YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS FIRST ASKED
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TO MAKE A FILM
ABOUT MY NEPHEW--
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PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH--
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I THOUGHT, "WHY SHOULD I?"
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THEN LATER,
LEELA MADE THE FILM,
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BUT IF I HAD MADE THE FILM
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YOU CAN BET
THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN
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MORE TOPLESS WOMEN
ON MOTORCYCLES.
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ROLL FILM.
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[ Mysterious Gong Sounds ]
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[ Beep ]
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[ Leela ]
HUBERT J. FARNSWORTH
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WAS BORN APRIL 9, 2851,
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IN NEW NEW YORK'S
NERDIEST SLUM--
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HELL'S LABORATORY.
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A PRECOCIOUS CHILD,
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YOUNG HUBERT LEARNED TO READ
WHILE HE WAS STILL IN DIAPERS...
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AT AGE EIGHT,
AND BEFORE LONG, HE BLOSSOMED
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INTO A GREASY TEENAGER.
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DORK ALERT!
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AFTER 14 YEARS
OF GRADUATE SCHOOL,
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FARNSWORTH SETTLED INTO THE
GLAMOROUS LIFE OF A SCIENTIST.
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FAST CARS...
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TRENDY NIGHTSPOTS...
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BEAUTIFUL WOMEN--
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THE PROFESSOR DESIGNED THEM ALL
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WORKING OUT OF HIS
TINY ONE-ROOM APARTMENT.
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FOR 50 YEARS, HE WORKED
AT MOM'S FRIENDLY ROBOT COMPANY
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WHERE HE CREATED
THE FIRST ROBOT
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CAPABLE OF QUALIFYING
FOR A BOAT LOAN.
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AND NOW, EVEN AS HE NEARS
HIS 150th BIRTHDAY,
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THE PROFESSOR RETAINS
THE FIERY PASSION OF YOUTH.
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Listen to me,
you pompous frauds!
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If I'm going down,
I'm taking you all with me.
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[ Applause ]
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HOW ABOUT A FEW WORDS,
PROFESSOR?
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[ Stammering ]
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I SAID "WORDS."
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[ Applause ]
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UH, WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS
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TO SEE MY LIFETIME
OF ACCOMPLISHMENT
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SUMMED UP
IN A THREE-MINUTE FILM.
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MY BEST YEARS ARE BEHIND ME--
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SO MUCH LEFT UNDONE,
SO LITTLE TIME.
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FUNNY, FUNNY STUFF.
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MY LIFE IS OVER.
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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YOU HAVE ANOTHER
TEN YEARS LEFT.
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LEELA, HE COULD LIVE
ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS.
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NO, HE COULDN'T.
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WHEN YOU TURN 160,
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ROBOTS FROM THE
SUNSET SQUAD
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TAKE YOU TO A
MYSTERIOUS PLANET,
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AND YOU NEVER RETURN.
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WOW. A WHOLE PLANET
OF OLD PEOPLE.
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WHERE IS IT?
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[ Mysteriously ]
NOBODY KNOWS.
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SO MANY LOVES HALF-LOVED,
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SO MANY INVENTIONS
HALF-INVENTED.
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THAT DAMN TIME MACHINE ALONE
SET ME BACK 15 YEARS.
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[ Electrical Buzzing ]
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IF ONLY IT HAD WORKED,
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YOU COULD GO BACK
AND NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON IT.
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THERE'S NO ONE TO CARRY ON
AFTER I'M GONE,
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NO ONE TO TAKE OVER MY WORK
AND MY RESEARCH
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AND MY FABULOUS FORTUNE.
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[ Gasps ]
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BY GOD, THAT'S IT!
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I'VE GOT TO NAME A SUCCESSOR.
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A SUCCESSOR?
OH!
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A SUCCESSOR
TO THE PROFESSOR?
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I'M OFF TO MY LAB TO BUILD
A SUCCESSOR-NAMING MACHINE.
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MAN, THE PROFESSOR'S
BEEN IN HIS LAB FOR DAYS.
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I HOPE HE DIDN'T DIE,
UNLESS HE LEFT A NOTE
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NAMING ME HIS SUCCESSOR--
THEN I HOPE HE DID DIE.
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YOU, THE SUCCESSOR?
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OVER MY EMPTY SHELL.
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THE PROFESSOR WILL PICK ME.
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ONLY I HAVE
HIS LOBSTER-LIKE TENACITY.
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[ Clicking ]
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UP YOURS, ZOIDBERG--
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UP WHEREVER YOUR SPECIES
TRADITIONALLY CRAMS THINGS.
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THE ONLY SENSIBLE WAY
TO PICK A SUCCESSOR
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IS WITH A LIMBO CONTEST.
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WHAT?
KINGSTON RULES.
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TWO MEN GO DOWN, ONE COME UP.
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LOOK, THE PROFESSOR TRUSTS ME
WITH A GIANT SPACESHIP.
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HE WOULDN'T TRUST
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THE REST OF YOU
WITH HIS DENTURES.
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[ Muffled ]
YES, HE WOULD.
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SORRY, EVERYONE,
BUT NEED I REMIND YOU?
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BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.
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"BLOOD... THICKER... WATER."
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EVERYONE, I HAVE
A VERY DRAMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT.
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SO ANYONE WITH A WEAK HEART
SHOULD LEAVE NOW.
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GOOD-BYE.
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UH, PROFESSOR?
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OH, OH, YES, THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
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AS YOU ALL KNOW,
I AM NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD.
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YES, WE DO.
TRUE DAT.
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DUH!
ONE FOOT
IN THE GRAVE.
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SO I'VE PICKED MY SUCCESSOR.
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IT'S SOMEONE IN WHOM
I HAVE GREAT FAITH
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EVEN THOUGH HIS MIND
IS UNDEVELOPED
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AND HE'S ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING.
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[ Cracking Knuckles
And Snickering ]
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MY CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVE...
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OH, YEAH.
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MY CLONE-- QBERT FARNSWORTH.
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[ Electricity Crackling ]
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Gasping ]
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CRUD. CAN I AT LEAST BE
IN CHARGE OF YOUR DENTURES?
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[ Muffled ]
YOU WISH.
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WHERE DID QBERT
COME FROM?
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12 YEARS AGO, I BEGAN
THE CLONING PROCESS
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BY REMOVING
SOME SKIN CELLS
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FROM ONE OF THE
SHAPELIER GROWTHS
ON MY BACK.
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WAIT. IF HE'S YOUR CLONE
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WHY DOESN'T HIS NOSE
LOOK LIKE YOURS?
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I LEFT HIM IN HIS
FIRST TUBE TOO LONG,
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AND HE GOT SQUISHED
UP AGAINST THE SIDE.
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IS HE DUMB OR JUST UGLY?
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LET'S FIND OUT.
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[ Beep ]
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[ Metal Clanking ]
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[ Sputtering And Coughing ]
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WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A GENIUS'S WIENER BEFORE?
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[ Negative Remarks ]
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[ Fry ]
WELL, ONCE
IN THE PARK.
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[ Coins Clinking ]
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MMM...
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AS LONG AS I'M GOING
TO BE IN CHARGE HERE,
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LET ME EXAMINE
MY SO-CALLED CREW
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IF IT CAN SO BE CALLED.
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FIRST OF ALL,
DR. ZOIDBERG,
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DO YOU EVEN HAVE
A MEDICAL DEGREE?
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I LOST IT...
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IN A VOLCANO.
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AND WHY DO WE NEED
A BENDING ROBOT
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AROUND HERE ANYWAY?
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WHAT POSSIBLE USE
DO WE HAVE FOR YOU?
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UH, ME NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISH.
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AND WHY DOES OUR SPACE PILOT
HAVE ONLY ONE EYE?
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THERE'S SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.
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HIS NAME IS DEPTH PERCEPTION.
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[ Snorting Laughter ]
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WHY, YOU LITTLE...
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[ Whoosh ]
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WOW! THAT HURT...
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THE AIR.
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HIM PENDING
PARA UN BENDING.
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OH, QBERT, COME IN HERE.
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I HAVE SOMETHING AMAZING
TO SHOW YOU.
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WHAT IS IT,
A COMPETENT EMPLOYEE?
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I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH.
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[ Chuckling ]
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LITTLE TWERP.
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AY, CHIHUAHUA!
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QBERT, AS MY SUCCESSOR
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I'M TRUSTING YOU
TO CARRY ON MY WORK.
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THESE ARE JUST SOME
OF THE HALF-FINISHED INVENTIONS
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YOU'LL SPEND YOUR LIFE
FINISHING.
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I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU WERE THE INVENTOR
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OF THE JUNK HEAP.
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THAT'S MY
PRIZEWINNING
SMELL-A-SCOPE.
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IF A DOG CRAPS
ANYWHERE IN
THE UNIVERSE
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00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,268
YOU CAN BET I WON'T
BE OUT OF THE LOOP.
242
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,921
AND THIS IS MY
UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR.
243
00:10:06,989 --> 00:10:09,924
UNFORTUNATELY, SO FAR,
IT ONLY TRANSLATES
244
00:10:09,992 --> 00:10:12,860
INTO AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE
DEAD LANGUAGE.
245
00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:14,195
HELLO.
246
00:10:14,264 --> 00:10:15,196
Bonjour.
247
00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:16,364
CRAZY GIBBERISH.
248
00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,199
DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY WORTHWHILE INVENTIONS?
249
00:10:18,268 --> 00:10:19,367
WHY, CERTAINLY.
250
00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:21,385
STEP OVER HERE.
251
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,705
THESE ARE THE DARK-MATTER
ENGINES I INVENTED.
252
00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:26,240
THEY ALLOW
MY STARSHIP
253
00:10:26,309 --> 00:10:28,041
TO TRAVEL
BETWEEN GALAXIES
254
00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:29,209
IN MERE HOURS.
255
00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:30,544
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
256
00:10:30,613 --> 00:10:31,879
YOU CAN'T GO FASTER
257
00:10:31,947 --> 00:10:33,514
THAN THE
SPEED OF LIGHT.
258
00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:34,982
OF COURSE NOT.
259
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:39,187
THAT'S WHY SCIENTISTS INCREASED
THE SPEED OF LIGHT IN 2208.
260
00:10:39,255 --> 00:10:40,354
ALSO IMPOSSIBLE.
261
00:10:40,423 --> 00:10:43,024
AND WHAT MAKES MY ENGINES
TRULY REMARKABLE
262
00:10:43,092 --> 00:10:44,191
IS THE AFTERBURNER
263
00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,544
WHICH DELIVERS
200% FUEL EFFICIENCY.
264
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,696
OH, THAT'S
ESPECIALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
265
00:10:48,765 --> 00:10:51,482
NOT AT ALL.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
266
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,884
THEN EXPLAIN IT.
267
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,385
NOW, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
268
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,053
IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM,
269
00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,389
AND I FORGOT IT
IN ANOTHER DREAM.
270
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:02,610
YOUR EXPLANATIONS ARE PURE
WEAPONS-GRADE BOLOGNA-IUM.
271
00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:04,329
IT'S ALL IMPOSSIBLE.
272
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,315
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
NOT IF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT.
273
00:11:07,384 --> 00:11:10,217
THAT'S WHAT BEING A SCIENTIST
IS ALL ABOUT.
274
00:11:10,286 --> 00:11:13,838
NO, THAT'S WHAT BEING
A MAGICAL ELF IS ALL ABOUT.
275
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,926
OH, MY GOD!
276
00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:20,160
OH, MY GOD!
277
00:11:20,229 --> 00:11:21,862
IT'S ELZAR, THE TV CHEF!
278
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,381
OH, KILL ME NOW, PEOPLE.
279
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:24,565
HOW WE DOIN' HERE?
280
00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:26,584
OH, ELZAR.
281
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,035
EVERYTHING'S SO GOOD.
282
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,054
WHAT ARE YOU,
AN ASS-KISSING MACHINE?
283
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,905
YES, SIR-- GOOD ONE, SIR.
284
00:11:31,974 --> 00:11:34,375
OH, IT'S A GEM
OF AN EVENING.
285
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,810
I FEEL SO WONDERFUL
286
00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:38,729
HAVING SOMEONE
TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE'S WORK,
287
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,399
AND IT'S ALL
THANKS TO QBERT.
288
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,667
LOOK, PROFESSOR,
289
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,303
I MAY BE IDENTICAL TO YOU
IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY,
290
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,772
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M ANYTHING LIKE YOU.
291
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,723
YEAH, WELL... WHUH?
292
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,775
I DON'T WANT TO BE
AN INVENTOR.
293
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,576
I WANT TO BE
SOMETHING USEFUL
294
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,112
LIKE A TEACHER'S AIDE
OR A PRISON GUARD
295
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,464
OR A SCIENCE FICTION
CARTOON WRITER.
296
00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,751
BUT-BUT WHAT ABOUT MY
HOPES AND MY DREAMS
297
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,987
AND MY WONDERFUL
INVENTIONS?
298
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,471
IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE,
299
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,473
YOUR ONLY HALF-DECENT
INVENTION WAS ME,
300
00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:09,059
AND I DIDN'T TURN OUT
LIKE YOU WANTED EITHER.
301
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,683
YOU FOLKS
STILL DOING ALL RIGHT?
302
00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:17,201
OH, YES, ELZAR.
303
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,620
GOOD. 'CAUSE IT TURNS OUT
I FORGOT TO COOK THAT CHICKEN.
304
00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:26,594
BAD NEWS, EVERYONE.
305
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,713
By the time you watch this tape,
I'll be gone,
306
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,983
leaving behind nothing
but a history of failure
307
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,818
and my original hip bones.
308
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,488
You see,
I've been lying about my age.
309
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,490
I'm not actually 150.
310
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,825
I'm 160.
311
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,213
Oh, vanity, thy name
is Professor Farnsworth.
312
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:48,316
And now that I have nothing
to live for,
313
00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:52,553
I've alerted the Sunset Squad
robots to take me away.
314
00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,695
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
315
00:13:19,748 --> 00:13:22,283
GOOD-BYE, CRUEL WORLD.
316
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:26,520
GOOD-BYE, CRUEL LAMP.
317
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,107
GOOD-BYE,
CRUEL VELVET DRAPES
318
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,676
LINED WITH WHAT
WOULD APPEAR TO BE
319
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,745
SOME SORT
OF CRUEL MUSLIN AND THE...
320
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,180
[ Annoyed Groan ]
321
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,449
CUTE LITTLE
POM-POM CURTAIN PULL-CORDS.
322
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,917
CRUEL THOUGH
THEY MAY BE, I--
323
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,318
[ Groaning ]
324
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,906
[ Farnsworth ]
And now that I have nothing
to live for,
325
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:50,394
I've alerted the Sunset Squad
robots to take me away.
326
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,712
[ All Gasping ]
327
00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:52,646
OH, NO!
328
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,415
I know you're all very upset
329
00:13:54,484 --> 00:13:55,566
especially Bender.
330
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,718
WELL, LIFE GOES ON...
331
00:13:57,787 --> 00:13:58,936
EXCEPT FOR YOU.
332
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,404
[ Mocking Laughter ]
333
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:03,274
I'm sure Bender
has just made a cutting remark
334
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,494
but he doesn't know
I taped over his soap operas
335
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,828
to record
this message.
336
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,029
YOU BASTARD!
337
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,731
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM BACK.
338
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,966
IMPOSSIBLE.
339
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:14,218
NO ONE KNOWS WHERE
THEY TAKE THOSE OLD GEEZERS.
340
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,569
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
341
00:14:15,638 --> 00:14:17,588
YOU'D KNOW THAT
IF YOU REALLY TOOK AFTER
342
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:18,890
THE PROFESSOR, LIKE I DO.
343
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,441
YOU'RE HIS UNCLE, DUMMY.
344
00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:21,709
HE TAKES AFTER YOU.
345
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,926
YEAH, WH-WHAT?
346
00:14:22,979 --> 00:14:24,077
OH, WAIT A SECOND.
347
00:14:24,146 --> 00:14:25,579
THAT MEANS
I ALSO TAKE AFTER YOU.
348
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:26,930
[ Screams ]
349
00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:29,466
QUIET. I THINK I KNOW
HOW TO FIND THE PROFESSOR.
350
00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:30,984
LAY IT ON US, BIG BOOTS.
351
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,637
[ Sniffing ]
352
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:35,288
IF THE SMELL-A-SCOPE
CAN PICK UP THE PROFESSOR'S ODOR
353
00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:36,673
WE MAY HAVE A CHANCE
TO SAVE HIM.
354
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,674
[ Snorting ]
355
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,142
I THINK NOT.
356
00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:40,978
AS YOU PROBABLY
ALREADY DON'T KNOW,
357
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,797
ODORS ARE MADE UP OF PARTICLES
THAT CAN'T TRAVEL
358
00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:45,516
THROUGH THE VACUUM OF SPACE.
359
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,850
[ Screaming ]
360
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,968
I'M ZEROING IN ON HIM.
361
00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:49,503
[ Sniffing ]
BEN GAY...
362
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,205
[ Sniffing ]
MOTHBALLS...
363
00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:53,507
[ Sniffing ]
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR!
364
00:14:53,576 --> 00:14:55,075
IT'S THE PROFESSOR!
365
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,227
TO THE FLYING
MACHINE!
366
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,049
[ Sniffing ]
TO THE LEFT!
367
00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:03,567
[ Sniffing ]
NO, TO THE UP!
368
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,002
[ Sniffing ]
U-TURN! U-TURN!
369
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,854
WE'LL NEVER
FIND THIS PLACE.
370
00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:09,423
ROBOTS ARE VERY GOOD
AT KEEPING SECRETS.
371
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,058
NO, WE'RE NOT,
YOU LITTLE BED WETTER!
372
00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:12,509
OOPS, I'M SORRY.
373
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,695
THERE IT IS--
THE NEAR DEATH STAR.
374
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,395
OKAY, WE'LL TELL THEM
THE PROFESSOR ESCAPED,
375
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,780
AND WE'RE
BRINGING HIM BACK.
376
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,633
FRY, YOU'LL HAVE TO DRESS UP
LIKE A 160-YEAR-OLD MAN.
377
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,134
I'M ON IT.
378
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,687
MY GOD!
379
00:15:39,756 --> 00:15:41,488
THE ILLUSION
IS SO PERFECT.
380
00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:43,940
I ALMOST FORGOT I WAS
LOOKING AT AN IDIOT.
381
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,076
NOW, THEY MAY ASK
FOR A DNA SAMPLE.
382
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,512
I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM
FIND IT.
383
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,398
THIS PLAN IS IMPOSSIBLE.
384
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:53,100
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAMPLE
OF THE PROFESSOR'S DNA.
385
00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:55,535
I THINK I KNOW
WHERE TO GET SOME.
386
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,740
[ Qbert Screaming ]
387
00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:05,812
[ Qbert ]
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE HUMP?
388
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,881
'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO UGLY
TO BE A WART.
389
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,150
[ All Chuckling ]
390
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,836
[ Machinery Whirring ]
391
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,792
[ Whooshing ]
392
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,526
[ Leela ]
YOUR MEDICARE
DOLLARS AT WORK.
393
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,162
HALT!
394
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,231
IDENTIFY THIS GUEST.
395
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,750
UH, THIS
IS PROFESSOR
HUBERT FARNSWORTH.
396
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:43,617
HE ESCAPED.
397
00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:45,969
ESCAPED? NO ONE ESCAPES.
398
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,689
THIS GUEST
DOES NOT LOOK 160.
399
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,708
WHAT, I'M OLD!
LISTEN--
400
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,377
[ Old Man Voice ]
HEY, YOU KIDS, GET OFF THE LAWN!
401
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,679
HMM. IT IS TRUE OLD PEOPLE
ARE OFTEN CONCERNED
402
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,648
THAT THERE ARE CHILDREN
ON THEIR LAWNS.
403
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,083
THERE'S NO
DENYING THAT,
404
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,101
BUT WE'LL STILL NEED
TO VERIFY HIS IDENTITY
405
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,536
WITH A DNA SAMPLE.
406
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,789
GOT A HOT, STEAMING
BATCH RIGHT HERE.
407
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,591
WE ONLY NEEDED ONE CELL.
408
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,042
EH, KEEP THE CHANGE, BUDDY.
409
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,778
[ Qbert ]
STUPID ROBOT.
DID YOUR HUMP
410
00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:11,911
SAY SOMETHING?
411
00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:14,864
UH, I'VE GOT
TALKING HUMP SYNDROME.
412
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,483
AH, T.H.S.
413
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,637
[ Bell Dings ]
414
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,921
IDENTITY CONFIRMED.
415
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,490
RETURN THIS SHAMBLING
SHUFFLEBOARDER
416
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:23,774
TO HIS ROOM.
417
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,310
7152 MAPLE DRIVE.
418
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,228
SOUNDS NICE.
419
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,762
PREPARE TO BE SURPRISED.
420
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,708
[ All Gasping ]
421
00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:43,977
SO THIS IS WHERE
THEY STICK OLD PEOPLE.
422
00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:45,111
IT'S HORRIFIC.
423
00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:46,947
AT LEAST IT KEEPS
THEM FROM DRIVING.
424
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,530
BRACE YOURSELF
FOR THE WORST.
425
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:05,950
[ All Screaming ]
426
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,884
AND YET HE LOOKS SO NATURAL.
427
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,303
WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
428
00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,505
HE'S HOOKED UP
TO A LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEM.
429
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:14,107
WE HAVE TO DISCONNECT HIM
VERY, VERY CAREFULLY,
430
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,076
OR THE SHOCK
COULD KILL HIM.
431
00:18:16,144 --> 00:18:17,361
FREEZE!
432
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,113
[ Grunting ]
433
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,474
SEIZE THEM!
434
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,509
SEIZE THEM!
SEIZE THEM!
435
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,510
GET THEM!
436
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,610
I MEAN, SEIZE THEM!
437
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,619
OH, I'M SO BAD AT THIS.
438
00:18:58,421 --> 00:19:00,270
[ Screams ]
439
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,822
[ Creaking ]
440
00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:09,747
WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE IT,
BUT WE MIGHT NOT!
441
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,565
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
WE'LL NEVER FIT!
442
00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:12,933
WILL TOO.
443
00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:14,384
[ Screams ]
444
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,604
TOLD YOU.
445
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,491
[ Panting ]
446
00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:24,377
COME ON, LEELA.
447
00:19:24,446 --> 00:19:26,163
STEP YOUR BIG BOOT
DOWN ON THE GAS PEDAL.
448
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,617
[ Engines Roaring ]
449
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:41,695
[ Buzzing ]
450
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,314
THEY'VE BLOWN OUT
ONE OF OUR ENGINES.
451
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,950
FIX IT, FIX IT,
FIX IT, FIX IT,
FIX IT, FIX IT!
452
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,484
FIX IT, FIX IT,
FIX IT!
453
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,620
ONLY THE PROFESSOR
KNOWS HOW TO FIX IT.
454
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,937
WE HAVE TO WAKE HIM UP.
455
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,025
[ Honks ]
456
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,661
TRY SHOCKING HIM.
457
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,163
YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK
IS LATE!
458
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,464
STUFF COSTS MORE
THAN IT USED TO!
459
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,600
YOUNG PEOPLE
USE CURSE WORDS!
460
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,003
DAMN IT. WE'LL
HAVE TO FIX THE
ENGINE OURSELVES.
461
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,605
WE CAN'T, YOU BASTARD.
462
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,473
NO ONE KNOWS
HOW IT WORKS.
463
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,641
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
464
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,209
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
465
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,779
I UNDERSTAND
HOW THE ENGINES WORK NOW.
466
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,180
IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM.
467
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,548
THE ENGINES
DON'T MOVE THE SHIP AT ALL.
468
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,250
THE SHIP STAYS WHERE IT IS,
469
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,119
AND THE ENGINES
MOVE THE UNIVERSE AROUND IT.
470
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:24,555
THAT'S A COMPLETE LOAD.
471
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,491
NOTHING'S A COMPLETE LOAD.
NOT IF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT.
472
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,028
THAT'S WHAT BEING A SCIENTIST
IS ALL ABOUT, RIGHT, PROFESSOR?
473
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,596
[ Incoherent Muttering ]
474
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,331
LET'S RIDE.
475
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,000
[ Engines Roaring ]
476
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,348
[ Qbert ]
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.
477
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,150
HE'S MADE
A COMPLETE RECOVERY.
478
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,551
ALL RIGHT!
WAY TO GO!
479
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,254
I'M AS SPRY
AS A 140-YEAR-OLD.
480
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,255
[ Bone Cracking ]
481
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,391
SEE? I ONLY BROKE
ONE ANKLE.
482
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,793
SO WHAT WERE THEY DOING TO YOU
IN THAT AWFUL DRAWER?
483
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,463
OH, THEY HAD ME HOOKED UP
TO A BIZARRE VIRTUAL WORLD
484
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,465
THAT SEEMED ABSOLUTELY REAL.
485
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,467
WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
486
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,201
IT WAS AS THOUGH
I WERE LIVING
487
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,603
IN A FACILITY IN FLORIDA
488
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,605
WITH HUNDREDS OF
OTHER OLD PEOPLE.
489
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,041
ALL DAY LONG, WE'D
PLAY BINGO, EAT OATMEAL
490
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,043
AND WAIT FOR OUR
CHILDREN TO CALL.
491
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,144
IT'S A HUNDRED
TIMES MORE HORRIBLE
492
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,046
THAN ANYTHING
I COULD IMAGINE.
493
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,081
OH, MY, YES.
494
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:26,216
THANK YOU ALL FOR SAVING ME--
495
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,452
ESPECIALLY YOU,
MY LITTLE CLONE.
496
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,987
NO MATTER WHAT
YOU DECIDE TO DO
WITH YOUR LIFE
497
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,157
I'M STILL PROUD OF YOU.
498
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,425
I'VE ALREADY DECIDED.
499
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,827
DAD...
500
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:40,297
WHEN I GROW UP,
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.
501
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,932
OH, DON'T WORRY, SON.
502
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,767
YOU WILL.
503
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,103
INCIDENTALLY, YOU
MIGHT WANT TO READ UP
504
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,805
ON A CONDITION KNOWN
AS WANDERING BLADDER.
505
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,307
WHY?
506
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,775
[ Farnsworth ]
NO REASON.
507
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,178
NO REASON AT ALL.
507
00:21:55,305 --> 00:22:55,522
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