1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 2 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,033 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 3 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:36,351 THE UNIVERSITY 4 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:39,121 IS BRINGING ME UP ON DISCIPLINARY CHARGES. 5 00:00:39,189 --> 00:00:41,506 WAIT. THAT'S NOT GOOD NEWS AT ALL. 6 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:42,841 WHATEVER YOU DID, PROFESSOR, 7 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:45,110 I'M SURE THERE'S A REASONABLE EXPLANATION. 8 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,578 YES, BUT THEY WON'T LISTEN. 9 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:49,548 EVERYONE'S ALWAYS IN FAVOR OF SAVING HITLER'S BRAIN, 10 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:53,185 BUT WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE BODY OF A GREAT WHITE SHARK, 11 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,553 OOH, SUDDENLY, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. 12 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:57,556 [ Engine Whooshing ] 13 00:01:06,349 --> 00:01:08,399 PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH. 14 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,969 DO YOU KNOW WHY WE'VE CALLED YOU HERE TODAY? 15 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:13,171 LISTEN TO ME, YOU POMPOUS FRAUDS. 16 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,506 IF I'M GOING DOWN, 17 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,408 I'M TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME. 18 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:17,508 DEAN VERNON, 19 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:18,743 I KNOW THE TRUTH. 20 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,579 IT WAS YOU DRIVING YOUR HOVER CAR THAT NIGHT, 21 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:22,680 NOT YOUR HORSE. 22 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,582 DEAN EPSILON, 23 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:29,187 I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR "DEPARTMENT OF POOL BOY STUDIES." 24 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,489 AND DR. WORNSTRUM... 25 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,224 WORNSTRUM... 26 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:36,661 ACTUALLY, PROFESSOR, WE MERELY CALLED YOU HERE TO SAY... 27 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:37,729 SURPRISE! 28 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,697 OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 29 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,466 SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 30 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,468 AND YOU, COACH SMALLEY, 31 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:46,637 OR SHOULD I SAY, "COACH HAIRPIECE?" 32 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,140 NO, PROFESSOR. IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY 33 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,142 FOR YOUR 150th BIRTHDAY. 34 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,544 [ Stammering ] 35 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,846 OH! 36 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,083 GOOD EVENING. I'M-- 37 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,217 [ Loud Feedback ] 38 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,686 WHOA, SORRY. 39 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,921 I'M BENDER, AND I'LL BE EMCEEING THIS ROAST. 40 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:05,523 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY YOU CAN JUDGE A MAN 41 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:06,692 BY THE COMPANY HE KEEPS. 42 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,993 SO HERE'S THE PROFESSOR'S OLDEST FRIEND-- 43 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,096 A GROTESQUE, STINKING LOBSTER. 44 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,432 [ Applause ] 45 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,201 GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GERMS. 46 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,535 [ Rim Shot ] 47 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:18,904 THAT WASN'T A JOKE. 48 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,188 I WAS TALKING 49 00:02:20,257 --> 00:02:22,490 TO DEAN STREPTOCOCCUS. 50 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,343 NOW, I'M NOT SAYING PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH IS OLD... 51 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:29,748 BUT IF YOU CONSIDER HIS AGE, HE'S LIKELY TO DIE SOON. 52 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,284 HEY, RINGO, THAT WAS THE JOKE. 53 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,619 [ Moans ] 54 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:38,456 IT'S SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO ALL OVER AGAIN. 55 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:41,359 WHERE WOULD A PROFESSOR BE WITHOUT STUDENTS 56 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,078 WHO LOVE AND RESPECT HIM? 57 00:02:43,147 --> 00:02:44,379 RIGHT THERE! 58 00:02:44,448 --> 00:02:45,380 [ Chortles ] 59 00:02:45,449 --> 00:02:46,881 BUT, SERIOUSLY, 60 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:50,385 OF ALL THE FORMER CREW MEMBERS OF THE PROFESSOR'S DELIVERY SHIP 61 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:52,955 OUR NEXT SPEAKER IS BY FAR THE MOST ALIVE. 62 00:02:53,023 --> 00:02:54,689 CAPTAIN MUSKY? 63 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,375 [ Solemn Star Trek Music ] 64 00:03:00,964 --> 00:03:02,263 [ Beep ] 65 00:03:02,332 --> 00:03:03,432 [ Rim Shot ] 66 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,685 [ Laughter And Cheering ] 67 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,304 I WOULDN'T WANT TO FOLLOW THAT GUY. 68 00:03:11,642 --> 00:03:15,577 AND NOW A MAN WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION. 69 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,669 FRY! GET UP THERE! 70 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:24,886 [ Applause ] 71 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:26,087 [ Clears Throat ] 72 00:03:26,156 --> 00:03:27,088 THANK YOU. 73 00:03:27,157 --> 00:03:28,590 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS FIRST ASKED 74 00:03:28,659 --> 00:03:30,124 TO MAKE A FILM ABOUT MY NEPHEW-- 75 00:03:30,194 --> 00:03:31,243 PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH-- 76 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,461 I THOUGHT, "WHY SHOULD I?" 77 00:03:32,529 --> 00:03:33,945 THEN LATER, LEELA MADE THE FILM, 78 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,197 BUT IF I HAD MADE THE FILM 79 00:03:35,265 --> 00:03:36,798 YOU CAN BET THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN 80 00:03:36,866 --> 00:03:38,433 MORE TOPLESS WOMEN ON MOTORCYCLES. 81 00:03:38,502 --> 00:03:40,018 ROLL FILM. 82 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,253 [ Mysterious Gong Sounds ] 83 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,441 [ Beep ] 84 00:03:46,510 --> 00:03:48,677 [ Leela ] HUBERT J. FARNSWORTH 85 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,311 WAS BORN APRIL 9, 2851, 86 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:52,947 IN NEW NEW YORK'S NERDIEST SLUM-- 87 00:03:53,016 --> 00:03:54,949 HELL'S LABORATORY. 88 00:03:55,018 --> 00:03:57,118 A PRECOCIOUS CHILD, 89 00:03:57,187 --> 00:04:00,322 YOUNG HUBERT LEARNED TO READ WHILE HE WAS STILL IN DIAPERS... 90 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:03,374 AT AGE EIGHT, AND BEFORE LONG, HE BLOSSOMED 91 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,343 INTO A GREASY TEENAGER. 92 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,410 DORK ALERT! 93 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,529 AFTER 14 YEARS OF GRADUATE SCHOOL, 94 00:04:08,598 --> 00:04:12,200 FARNSWORTH SETTLED INTO THE GLAMOROUS LIFE OF A SCIENTIST. 95 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:13,402 FAST CARS... 96 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:14,569 TRENDY NIGHTSPOTS... 97 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,703 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN-- 98 00:04:15,772 --> 00:04:17,589 THE PROFESSOR DESIGNED THEM ALL 99 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,442 WORKING OUT OF HIS TINY ONE-ROOM APARTMENT. 100 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,029 FOR 50 YEARS, HE WORKED AT MOM'S FRIENDLY ROBOT COMPANY 101 00:04:24,081 --> 00:04:25,747 WHERE HE CREATED THE FIRST ROBOT 102 00:04:25,816 --> 00:04:28,450 CAPABLE OF QUALIFYING FOR A BOAT LOAN. 103 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,936 AND NOW, EVEN AS HE NEARS HIS 150th BIRTHDAY, 104 00:04:32,006 --> 00:04:35,974 THE PROFESSOR RETAINS THE FIERY PASSION OF YOUTH. 105 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,210 Listen to me, you pompous frauds! 106 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,763 If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me. 107 00:04:44,334 --> 00:04:47,052 [ Gong Sounds ] 108 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,269 [ Applause ] 109 00:04:48,338 --> 00:04:50,288 HOW ABOUT A FEW WORDS, PROFESSOR? 110 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,123 [ Stammering ] 111 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,375 I SAID "WORDS." 112 00:04:54,444 --> 00:04:57,261 [ Applause ] 113 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,180 UH, WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS 114 00:04:59,249 --> 00:05:01,983 TO SEE MY LIFETIME OF ACCOMPLISHMENT 115 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,602 SUMMED UP IN A THREE-MINUTE FILM. 116 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:07,972 MY BEST YEARS ARE BEHIND ME-- 117 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:13,094 SO MUCH LEFT UNDONE, SO LITTLE TIME. 118 00:05:17,434 --> 00:05:20,368 FUNNY, FUNNY STUFF. 119 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,422 MY LIFE IS OVER. 120 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:25,924 NO, IT ISN'T. 121 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,926 YOU HAVE ANOTHER TEN YEARS LEFT. 122 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:32,213 LEELA, HE COULD LIVE ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS. 123 00:05:32,282 --> 00:05:33,614 NO, HE COULDN'T. 124 00:05:33,683 --> 00:05:34,949 WHEN YOU TURN 160, 125 00:05:35,018 --> 00:05:36,717 ROBOTS FROM THE SUNSET SQUAD 126 00:05:36,787 --> 00:05:38,719 TAKE YOU TO A MYSTERIOUS PLANET, 127 00:05:38,789 --> 00:05:40,338 AND YOU NEVER RETURN. 128 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,306 WOW. A WHOLE PLANET OF OLD PEOPLE. 129 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,641 WHERE IS IT? 130 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,593 [ Mysteriously ] NOBODY KNOWS. 131 00:05:45,662 --> 00:05:47,495 SO MANY LOVES HALF-LOVED, 132 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:50,031 SO MANY INVENTIONS HALF-INVENTED. 133 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,868 THAT DAMN TIME MACHINE ALONE SET ME BACK 15 YEARS. 134 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,336 [ Electrical Buzzing ] 135 00:05:55,405 --> 00:05:56,788 IF ONLY IT HAD WORKED, 136 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,290 YOU COULD GO BACK AND NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON IT. 137 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,876 THERE'S NO ONE TO CARRY ON AFTER I'M GONE, 138 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,712 NO ONE TO TAKE OVER MY WORK AND MY RESEARCH 139 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,264 AND MY FABULOUS FORTUNE. 140 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,415 [ Gasps ] 141 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:09,067 BY GOD, THAT'S IT! 142 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,902 I'VE GOT TO NAME A SUCCESSOR. 143 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,487 A SUCCESSOR? OH! 144 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,505 A SUCCESSOR TO THE PROFESSOR? 145 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:20,495 I'M OFF TO MY LAB TO BUILD A SUCCESSOR-NAMING MACHINE. 146 00:06:22,532 --> 00:06:25,066 MAN, THE PROFESSOR'S BEEN IN HIS LAB FOR DAYS. 147 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,451 I HOPE HE DIDN'T DIE, UNLESS HE LEFT A NOTE 148 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,788 NAMING ME HIS SUCCESSOR-- THEN I HOPE HE DID DIE. 149 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,005 YOU, THE SUCCESSOR? 150 00:06:31,074 --> 00:06:32,340 OVER MY EMPTY SHELL. 151 00:06:32,409 --> 00:06:34,042 THE PROFESSOR WILL PICK ME. 152 00:06:34,111 --> 00:06:36,594 ONLY I HAVE HIS LOBSTER-LIKE TENACITY. 153 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:37,695 [ Clicking ] 154 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,096 UP YOURS, ZOIDBERG-- 155 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:42,333 UP WHEREVER YOUR SPECIES TRADITIONALLY CRAMS THINGS. 156 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,102 THE ONLY SENSIBLE WAY TO PICK A SUCCESSOR 157 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,670 IS WITH A LIMBO CONTEST. 158 00:06:46,723 --> 00:06:48,439 WHAT? KINGSTON RULES. 159 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,925 TWO MEN GO DOWN, ONE COME UP. 160 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,580 LOOK, THE PROFESSOR TRUSTS ME WITH A GIANT SPACESHIP. 161 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:56,915 HE WOULDN'T TRUST 162 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,067 THE REST OF YOU WITH HIS DENTURES. 163 00:06:59,135 --> 00:07:00,418 [ Muffled ] YES, HE WOULD. 164 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,169 SORRY, EVERYONE, BUT NEED I REMIND YOU? 165 00:07:02,238 --> 00:07:04,506 BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. 166 00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:07,591 "BLOOD... THICKER... WATER." 167 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,697 EVERYONE, I HAVE A VERY DRAMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT. 168 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,366 SO ANYONE WITH A WEAK HEART SHOULD LEAVE NOW. 169 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,085 GOOD-BYE. 170 00:07:18,154 --> 00:07:19,570 UH, PROFESSOR? 171 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,756 OH, OH, YES, THE ANNOUNCEMENT. 172 00:07:21,824 --> 00:07:25,042 AS YOU ALL KNOW, I AM NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD. 173 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,760 YES, WE DO. TRUE DAT. 174 00:07:26,829 --> 00:07:28,379 DUH! ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE. 175 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,147 SO I'VE PICKED MY SUCCESSOR. 176 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,484 IT'S SOMEONE IN WHOM I HAVE GREAT FAITH 177 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,619 EVEN THOUGH HIS MIND IS UNDEVELOPED 178 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,487 AND HE'S ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING. 179 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,139 [ Cracking Knuckles And Snickering ] 180 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:40,274 MY CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVE... 181 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:41,125 OH, YEAH. 182 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:45,012 MY CLONE-- QBERT FARNSWORTH. 183 00:07:45,081 --> 00:07:47,782 [ Electricity Crackling ] 184 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,887 [ Whirring ] 185 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,192 [ Gasping ] 186 00:07:58,261 --> 00:08:01,629 CRUD. CAN I AT LEAST BE IN CHARGE OF YOUR DENTURES? 187 00:08:01,697 --> 00:08:02,947 [ Muffled ] YOU WISH. 188 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:08,436 WHERE DID QBERT COME FROM? 189 00:08:08,505 --> 00:08:11,272 12 YEARS AGO, I BEGAN THE CLONING PROCESS 190 00:08:11,341 --> 00:08:13,307 BY REMOVING SOME SKIN CELLS 191 00:08:13,376 --> 00:08:16,160 FROM ONE OF THE SHAPELIER GROWTHS ON MY BACK. 192 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,628 WAIT. IF HE'S YOUR CLONE 193 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,831 WHY DOESN'T HIS NOSE LOOK LIKE YOURS? 194 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,899 I LEFT HIM IN HIS FIRST TUBE TOO LONG, 195 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,168 AND HE GOT SQUISHED UP AGAINST THE SIDE. 196 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,937 IS HE DUMB OR JUST UGLY? 197 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,087 LET'S FIND OUT. 198 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:28,255 [ Beep ] 199 00:08:28,324 --> 00:08:30,257 [ Metal Clanking ] 200 00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:34,845 [ Sputtering And Coughing ] 201 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,749 WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIUS'S WIENER BEFORE? 202 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:39,984 [ Negative Remarks ] 203 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,402 [ Fry ] WELL, ONCE IN THE PARK. 204 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,424 [ Coins Clinking ] 205 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:50,128 MMM... 206 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,780 AS LONG AS I'M GOING TO BE IN CHARGE HERE, 207 00:08:52,848 --> 00:08:55,049 LET ME EXAMINE MY SO-CALLED CREW 208 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,801 IF IT CAN SO BE CALLED. 209 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,036 FIRST OF ALL, DR. ZOIDBERG, 210 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,989 DO YOU EVEN HAVE A MEDICAL DEGREE? 211 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:03,391 I LOST IT... 212 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:04,959 IN A VOLCANO. 213 00:09:05,028 --> 00:09:07,261 AND WHY DO WE NEED A BENDING ROBOT 214 00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:08,595 AROUND HERE ANYWAY? 215 00:09:08,664 --> 00:09:10,931 WHAT POSSIBLE USE DO WE HAVE FOR YOU? 216 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,118 UH, ME NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISH. 217 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:16,504 AND WHY DOES OUR SPACE PILOT HAVE ONLY ONE EYE? 218 00:09:16,573 --> 00:09:18,623 THERE'S SOMEONE I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET. 219 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,391 HIS NAME IS DEPTH PERCEPTION. 220 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,675 [ Snorting Laughter ] 221 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:23,277 WHY, YOU LITTLE... 222 00:09:23,346 --> 00:09:24,328 [ Whoosh ] 223 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,496 WOW! THAT HURT... 224 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,181 THE AIR. 225 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,834 HIM PENDING PARA UN BENDING. 226 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,368 OH, QBERT, COME IN HERE. 227 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,554 I HAVE SOMETHING AMAZING TO SHOW YOU. 228 00:09:33,623 --> 00:09:35,940 WHAT IS IT, A COMPETENT EMPLOYEE? 229 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,609 I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH. 230 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,010 [ Chuckling ] 231 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,377 LITTLE TWERP. 232 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:42,413 AY, CHIHUAHUA! 233 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:45,716 QBERT, AS MY SUCCESSOR 234 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:47,952 I'M TRUSTING YOU TO CARRY ON MY WORK. 235 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,955 THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE HALF-FINISHED INVENTIONS 236 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:52,990 YOU'LL SPEND YOUR LIFE FINISHING. 237 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,192 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE THE INVENTOR 238 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,477 OF THE JUNK HEAP. 239 00:09:56,546 --> 00:09:58,913 THAT'S MY PRIZEWINNING SMELL-A-SCOPE. 240 00:09:58,981 --> 00:10:01,566 IF A DOG CRAPS ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE 241 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,268 YOU CAN BET I WON'T BE OUT OF THE LOOP. 242 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,921 AND THIS IS MY UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR. 243 00:10:06,989 --> 00:10:09,924 UNFORTUNATELY, SO FAR, IT ONLY TRANSLATES 244 00:10:09,992 --> 00:10:12,860 INTO AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE DEAD LANGUAGE. 245 00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:14,195 HELLO. 246 00:10:14,264 --> 00:10:15,196 Bonjour. 247 00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:16,364 CRAZY GIBBERISH. 248 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,199 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY WORTHWHILE INVENTIONS? 249 00:10:18,268 --> 00:10:19,367 WHY, CERTAINLY. 250 00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:21,385 STEP OVER HERE. 251 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,705 THESE ARE THE DARK-MATTER ENGINES I INVENTED. 252 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:26,240 THEY ALLOW MY STARSHIP 253 00:10:26,309 --> 00:10:28,041 TO TRAVEL BETWEEN GALAXIES 254 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:29,209 IN MERE HOURS. 255 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:30,544 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 256 00:10:30,613 --> 00:10:31,879 YOU CAN'T GO FASTER 257 00:10:31,947 --> 00:10:33,514 THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. 258 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:34,982 OF COURSE NOT. 259 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:39,187 THAT'S WHY SCIENTISTS INCREASED THE SPEED OF LIGHT IN 2208. 260 00:10:39,255 --> 00:10:40,354 ALSO IMPOSSIBLE. 261 00:10:40,423 --> 00:10:43,024 AND WHAT MAKES MY ENGINES TRULY REMARKABLE 262 00:10:43,092 --> 00:10:44,191 IS THE AFTERBURNER 263 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,544 WHICH DELIVERS 200% FUEL EFFICIENCY. 264 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,696 OH, THAT'S ESPECIALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 265 00:10:48,765 --> 00:10:51,482 NOT AT ALL. IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 266 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,884 THEN EXPLAIN IT. 267 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,385 NOW, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 268 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,053 IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM, 269 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,389 AND I FORGOT IT IN ANOTHER DREAM. 270 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:02,610 YOUR EXPLANATIONS ARE PURE WEAPONS-GRADE BOLOGNA-IUM. 271 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:04,329 IT'S ALL IMPOSSIBLE. 272 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,315 NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. NOT IF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT. 273 00:11:07,384 --> 00:11:10,217 THAT'S WHAT BEING A SCIENTIST IS ALL ABOUT. 274 00:11:10,286 --> 00:11:13,838 NO, THAT'S WHAT BEING A MAGICAL ELF IS ALL ABOUT. 275 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,926 OH, MY GOD! 276 00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:20,160 OH, MY GOD! 277 00:11:20,229 --> 00:11:21,862 IT'S ELZAR, THE TV CHEF! 278 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,381 OH, KILL ME NOW, PEOPLE. 279 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:24,565 HOW WE DOIN' HERE? 280 00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:26,584 OH, ELZAR. 281 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,035 EVERYTHING'S SO GOOD. 282 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,054 WHAT ARE YOU, AN ASS-KISSING MACHINE? 283 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,905 YES, SIR-- GOOD ONE, SIR. 284 00:11:31,974 --> 00:11:34,375 OH, IT'S A GEM OF AN EVENING. 285 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,810 I FEEL SO WONDERFUL 286 00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:38,729 HAVING SOMEONE TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE'S WORK, 287 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,399 AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO QBERT. 288 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,667 LOOK, PROFESSOR, 289 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,303 I MAY BE IDENTICAL TO YOU IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY, 290 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,772 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M ANYTHING LIKE YOU. 291 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,723 YEAH, WELL... WHUH? 292 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,775 I DON'T WANT TO BE AN INVENTOR. 293 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,576 I WANT TO BE SOMETHING USEFUL 294 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,112 LIKE A TEACHER'S AIDE OR A PRISON GUARD 295 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,464 OR A SCIENCE FICTION CARTOON WRITER. 296 00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,751 BUT-BUT WHAT ABOUT MY HOPES AND MY DREAMS 297 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,987 AND MY WONDERFUL INVENTIONS? 298 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,471 IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, 299 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,473 YOUR ONLY HALF-DECENT INVENTION WAS ME, 300 00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:09,059 AND I DIDN'T TURN OUT LIKE YOU WANTED EITHER. 301 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,683 YOU FOLKS STILL DOING ALL RIGHT? 302 00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:17,201 OH, YES, ELZAR. 303 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,620 GOOD. 'CAUSE IT TURNS OUT I FORGOT TO COOK THAT CHICKEN. 304 00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:26,594 BAD NEWS, EVERYONE. 305 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,713 By the time you watch this tape, I'll be gone, 306 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,983 leaving behind nothing but a history of failure 307 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,818 and my original hip bones. 308 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,488 You see, I've been lying about my age. 309 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,490 I'm not actually 150. 310 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,825 I'm 160. 311 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,213 Oh, vanity, thy name is Professor Farnsworth. 312 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:48,316 And now that I have nothing to live for, 313 00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:52,553 I've alerted the Sunset Squad robots to take me away. 314 00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,695 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 315 00:13:19,748 --> 00:13:22,283 GOOD-BYE, CRUEL WORLD. 316 00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:26,520 GOOD-BYE, CRUEL LAMP. 317 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,107 GOOD-BYE, CRUEL VELVET DRAPES 318 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,676 LINED WITH WHAT WOULD APPEAR TO BE 319 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,745 SOME SORT OF CRUEL MUSLIN AND THE... 320 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,180 [ Annoyed Groan ] 321 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,449 CUTE LITTLE POM-POM CURTAIN PULL-CORDS. 322 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,917 CRUEL THOUGH THEY MAY BE, I-- 323 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,318 [ Groaning ] 324 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,906 [ Farnsworth ] And now that I have nothing to live for, 325 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:50,394 I've alerted the Sunset Squad robots to take me away. 326 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,712 [ All Gasping ] 327 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:52,646 OH, NO! 328 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,415 I know you're all very upset 329 00:13:54,484 --> 00:13:55,566 especially Bender. 330 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,718 WELL, LIFE GOES ON... 331 00:13:57,787 --> 00:13:58,936 EXCEPT FOR YOU. 332 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,404 [ Mocking Laughter ] 333 00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:03,274 I'm sure Bender has just made a cutting remark 334 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,494 but he doesn't know I taped over his soap operas 335 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,828 to record this message. 336 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,029 YOU BASTARD! 337 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,731 WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM BACK. 338 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,966 IMPOSSIBLE. 339 00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:14,218 NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEY TAKE THOSE OLD GEEZERS. 340 00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,569 NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. 341 00:14:15,638 --> 00:14:17,588 YOU'D KNOW THAT IF YOU REALLY TOOK AFTER 342 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:18,890 THE PROFESSOR, LIKE I DO. 343 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,441 YOU'RE HIS UNCLE, DUMMY. 344 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:21,709 HE TAKES AFTER YOU. 345 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,926 YEAH, WH-WHAT? 346 00:14:22,979 --> 00:14:24,077 OH, WAIT A SECOND. 347 00:14:24,146 --> 00:14:25,579 THAT MEANS I ALSO TAKE AFTER YOU. 348 00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:26,930 [ Screams ] 349 00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:29,466 QUIET. I THINK I KNOW HOW TO FIND THE PROFESSOR. 350 00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:30,984 LAY IT ON US, BIG BOOTS. 351 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,637 [ Sniffing ] 352 00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:35,288 IF THE SMELL-A-SCOPE CAN PICK UP THE PROFESSOR'S ODOR 353 00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:36,673 WE MAY HAVE A CHANCE TO SAVE HIM. 354 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,674 [ Snorting ] 355 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,142 I THINK NOT. 356 00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:40,978 AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY DON'T KNOW, 357 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,797 ODORS ARE MADE UP OF PARTICLES THAT CAN'T TRAVEL 358 00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:45,516 THROUGH THE VACUUM OF SPACE. 359 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,850 [ Screaming ] 360 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,968 I'M ZEROING IN ON HIM. 361 00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:49,503 [ Sniffing ] BEN GAY... 362 00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,205 [ Sniffing ] MOTHBALLS... 363 00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:53,507 [ Sniffing ] LETTERS TO THE EDITOR! 364 00:14:53,576 --> 00:14:55,075 IT'S THE PROFESSOR! 365 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,227 TO THE FLYING MACHINE! 366 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,049 [ Sniffing ] TO THE LEFT! 367 00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:03,567 [ Sniffing ] NO, TO THE UP! 368 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,002 [ Sniffing ] U-TURN! U-TURN! 369 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,854 WE'LL NEVER FIND THIS PLACE. 370 00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:09,423 ROBOTS ARE VERY GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS. 371 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,058 NO, WE'RE NOT, YOU LITTLE BED WETTER! 372 00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:12,509 OOPS, I'M SORRY. 373 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,695 THERE IT IS-- THE NEAR DEATH STAR. 374 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,395 OKAY, WE'LL TELL THEM THE PROFESSOR ESCAPED, 375 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,780 AND WE'RE BRINGING HIM BACK. 376 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,633 FRY, YOU'LL HAVE TO DRESS UP LIKE A 160-YEAR-OLD MAN. 377 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,134 I'M ON IT. 378 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,687 MY GOD! 379 00:15:39,756 --> 00:15:41,488 THE ILLUSION IS SO PERFECT. 380 00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:43,940 I ALMOST FORGOT I WAS LOOKING AT AN IDIOT. 381 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,076 NOW, THEY MAY ASK FOR A DNA SAMPLE. 382 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,512 I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM FIND IT. 383 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,398 THIS PLAN IS IMPOSSIBLE. 384 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:53,100 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAMPLE OF THE PROFESSOR'S DNA. 385 00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:55,535 I THINK I KNOW WHERE TO GET SOME. 386 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,740 [ Qbert Screaming ] 387 00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:05,812 [ Qbert ] WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE HUMP? 388 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,881 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO UGLY TO BE A WART. 389 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,150 [ All Chuckling ] 390 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,836 [ Machinery Whirring ] 391 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,792 [ Whooshing ] 392 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,526 [ Leela ] YOUR MEDICARE DOLLARS AT WORK. 393 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,162 HALT! 394 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,231 IDENTIFY THIS GUEST. 395 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,750 UH, THIS IS PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH. 396 00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:43,617 HE ESCAPED. 397 00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:45,969 ESCAPED? NO ONE ESCAPES. 398 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,689 THIS GUEST DOES NOT LOOK 160. 399 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,708 WHAT, I'M OLD! LISTEN-- 400 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,377 [ Old Man Voice ] HEY, YOU KIDS, GET OFF THE LAWN! 401 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,679 HMM. IT IS TRUE OLD PEOPLE ARE OFTEN CONCERNED 402 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,648 THAT THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THEIR LAWNS. 403 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,083 THERE'S NO DENYING THAT, 404 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,101 BUT WE'LL STILL NEED TO VERIFY HIS IDENTITY 405 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,536 WITH A DNA SAMPLE. 406 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,789 GOT A HOT, STEAMING BATCH RIGHT HERE. 407 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,591 WE ONLY NEEDED ONE CELL. 408 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,042 EH, KEEP THE CHANGE, BUDDY. 409 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,778 [ Qbert ] STUPID ROBOT. DID YOUR HUMP 410 00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:11,911 SAY SOMETHING? 411 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:14,864 UH, I'VE GOT TALKING HUMP SYNDROME. 412 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,483 AH, T.H.S. 413 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,637 [ Bell Dings ] 414 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,921 IDENTITY CONFIRMED. 415 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,490 RETURN THIS SHAMBLING SHUFFLEBOARDER 416 00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:23,774 TO HIS ROOM. 417 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,310 7152 MAPLE DRIVE. 418 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,228 SOUNDS NICE. 419 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,762 PREPARE TO BE SURPRISED. 420 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,708 [ All Gasping ] 421 00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:43,977 SO THIS IS WHERE THEY STICK OLD PEOPLE. 422 00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:45,111 IT'S HORRIFIC. 423 00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:46,947 AT LEAST IT KEEPS THEM FROM DRIVING. 424 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,530 BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE WORST. 425 00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:05,950 [ All Screaming ] 426 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,884 AND YET HE LOOKS SO NATURAL. 427 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,303 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 428 00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,505 HE'S HOOKED UP TO A LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEM. 429 00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:14,107 WE HAVE TO DISCONNECT HIM VERY, VERY CAREFULLY, 430 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,076 OR THE SHOCK COULD KILL HIM. 431 00:18:16,144 --> 00:18:17,361 FREEZE! 432 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,113 [ Grunting ] 433 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,474 SEIZE THEM! 434 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,509 SEIZE THEM! SEIZE THEM! 435 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,510 GET THEM! 436 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,610 I MEAN, SEIZE THEM! 437 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,619 OH, I'M SO BAD AT THIS. 438 00:18:58,421 --> 00:19:00,270 [ Screams ] 439 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,822 [ Creaking ] 440 00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:09,747 WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE IT, BUT WE MIGHT NOT! 441 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,565 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! WE'LL NEVER FIT! 442 00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:12,933 WILL TOO. 443 00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:14,384 [ Screams ] 444 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,604 TOLD YOU. 445 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,491 [ Panting ] 446 00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:24,377 COME ON, LEELA. 447 00:19:24,446 --> 00:19:26,163 STEP YOUR BIG BOOT DOWN ON THE GAS PEDAL. 448 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,617 [ Engines Roaring ] 449 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:41,695 [ Buzzing ] 450 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,314 THEY'VE BLOWN OUT ONE OF OUR ENGINES. 451 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,950 FIX IT, FIX IT, FIX IT, FIX IT, FIX IT, FIX IT! 452 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,484 FIX IT, FIX IT, FIX IT! 453 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,620 ONLY THE PROFESSOR KNOWS HOW TO FIX IT. 454 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,937 WE HAVE TO WAKE HIM UP. 455 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,025 [ Honks ] 456 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,661 TRY SHOCKING HIM. 457 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,163 YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK IS LATE! 458 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,464 STUFF COSTS MORE THAN IT USED TO! 459 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,600 YOUNG PEOPLE USE CURSE WORDS! 460 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,003 DAMN IT. WE'LL HAVE TO FIX THE ENGINE OURSELVES. 461 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,605 WE CAN'T, YOU BASTARD. 462 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,473 NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT WORKS. 463 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,641 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 464 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,209 NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. 465 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,779 I UNDERSTAND HOW THE ENGINES WORK NOW. 466 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,180 IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM. 467 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,548 THE ENGINES DON'T MOVE THE SHIP AT ALL. 468 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,250 THE SHIP STAYS WHERE IT IS, 469 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,119 AND THE ENGINES MOVE THE UNIVERSE AROUND IT. 470 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:24,555 THAT'S A COMPLETE LOAD. 471 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,491 NOTHING'S A COMPLETE LOAD. NOT IF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT. 472 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,028 THAT'S WHAT BEING A SCIENTIST IS ALL ABOUT, RIGHT, PROFESSOR? 473 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,596 [ Incoherent Muttering ] 474 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,331 LET'S RIDE. 475 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,000 [ Engines Roaring ] 476 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,348 [ Qbert ] GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 477 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,150 HE'S MADE A COMPLETE RECOVERY. 478 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,551 ALL RIGHT! WAY TO GO! 479 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,254 I'M AS SPRY AS A 140-YEAR-OLD. 480 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,255 [ Bone Cracking ] 481 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,391 SEE? I ONLY BROKE ONE ANKLE. 482 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,793 SO WHAT WERE THEY DOING TO YOU IN THAT AWFUL DRAWER? 483 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,463 OH, THEY HAD ME HOOKED UP TO A BIZARRE VIRTUAL WORLD 484 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,465 THAT SEEMED ABSOLUTELY REAL. 485 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,467 WHAT WAS IT LIKE? 486 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,201 IT WAS AS THOUGH I WERE LIVING 487 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,603 IN A FACILITY IN FLORIDA 488 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,605 WITH HUNDREDS OF OTHER OLD PEOPLE. 489 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,041 ALL DAY LONG, WE'D PLAY BINGO, EAT OATMEAL 490 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,043 AND WAIT FOR OUR CHILDREN TO CALL. 491 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,144 IT'S A HUNDRED TIMES MORE HORRIBLE 492 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,046 THAN ANYTHING I COULD IMAGINE. 493 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,081 OH, MY, YES. 494 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:26,216 THANK YOU ALL FOR SAVING ME-- 495 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,452 ESPECIALLY YOU, MY LITTLE CLONE. 496 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,987 NO MATTER WHAT YOU DECIDE TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE 497 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,157 I'M STILL PROUD OF YOU. 498 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,425 I'VE ALREADY DECIDED. 499 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,827 DAD... 500 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:40,297 WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. 501 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,932 OH, DON'T WORRY, SON. 502 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,767 YOU WILL. 503 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,103 INCIDENTALLY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ UP 504 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,805 ON A CONDITION KNOWN AS WANDERING BLADDER. 505 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,307 WHY? 506 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,775 [ Farnsworth ] NO REASON. 507 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,178 NO REASON AT ALL. 507 00:21:55,305 --> 00:22:55,522 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app