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Put down the lamp. 14 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:04,968 [CRASHING] 15 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,771 SUSPECT: Okay, I'm cooperating. 16 00:01:07,013 --> 00:01:08,890 That's it. Put up your hands. 17 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:11,647 Nice and slow. Oh, yeah. 18 00:01:11,893 --> 00:01:16,250 -While you're at it, unblur your face. -Oh, man! 19 00:01:16,653 --> 00:01:19,690 LEELA: Bender, you said you were in this episode. 20 00:01:19,893 --> 00:01:24,762 No. I'm on Caught on Tape Three for what I did in the coffee pot. 21 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:30,043 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm just going through some things. 22 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:35,649 I'm going in. 23 00:01:36,213 --> 00:01:39,011 Cop Department will be right back. 24 00:01:39,213 --> 00:01:42,603 Is today's lifestyle making you tense and impatient? 25 00:01:42,813 --> 00:01:44,166 Shut up and get to the point! 26 00:01:44,373 --> 00:01:48,082 Then relive the carefree days of yore at Past-O-Rama... 27 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:53,282 ...where old New York comes alive. -It's like living in the year 2000. 28 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:56,445 Time for the mammoth hunt, dudes. 29 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:05,647 -Let's disco dance, Hammurabi. -"Dy-no-mite!" 30 00:02:06,653 --> 00:02:08,689 Located on the former site of Brooklyn. 31 00:02:08,933 --> 00:02:12,050 Sounds like your kind of place. Wanna go? 32 00:02:12,253 --> 00:02:15,484 Nah. If I wanna go back, I'll freeze myself again. 33 00:02:15,693 --> 00:02:20,562 Come on, Fry! I want to see it. You know I yearn for a simpler time... 34 00:02:20,813 --> 00:02:23,088 ...of barn dances and buggy rides... 35 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,530 ...before life was cheapened by heartless machines. 36 00:02:26,733 --> 00:02:28,291 But Bender, you are a... 37 00:02:28,453 --> 00:02:30,205 Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! 38 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:36,413 It's like the good old days. 39 00:02:36,613 --> 00:02:39,047 Give me your wallet or I'll cut you! 40 00:02:39,853 --> 00:02:43,050 Get a picture of me being "mugged. " 41 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,965 Give me the camera too! 42 00:02:47,253 --> 00:02:48,845 Learning is fun. 43 00:02:49,573 --> 00:02:52,133 Ooh! Ancient Wall Street. 44 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:53,931 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 45 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,852 - No! - I'm ruined! 46 00:02:59,173 --> 00:03:00,572 [BELL RINGS] 47 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:02,883 - Yay! - Who-hoo! 48 00:03:04,733 --> 00:03:07,930 I direct your attention to this ancient tablet. 49 00:03:08,133 --> 00:03:10,283 Which has yet to be deciphered. 50 00:03:10,493 --> 00:03:12,643 - Do you know? - Yes. A cop told me. 51 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,485 It means, "up yours. " 52 00:03:14,733 --> 00:03:18,089 I'm really enjoying the day out with you people. 53 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:22,087 Hey, a suicide booth! So long, suckers! 54 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,086 Sorry, Bender, that's just a phone booth. 55 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:29,042 - What were they used for? - In New York? Bathrooms. 56 00:03:29,253 --> 00:03:31,244 I'll be out in a second. 57 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,408 "Tokens only. " How does this work? 58 00:03:38,613 --> 00:03:39,966 I'll show you. 59 00:03:41,093 --> 00:03:43,846 Oh, it's a turnstile. 60 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:49,561 What's this? 61 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:54,250 - [SNIFFS] Another bathroom? - It's a mobile apartment with no rent. 62 00:03:55,013 --> 00:03:57,447 Come on, Fry, get up! 63 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:07,884 LEELA: The tomb of the 20th century's greatest spiritual leader... 64 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:09,168 ...AI Sharpton. 65 00:04:11,213 --> 00:04:13,090 Ooh! This guy had taste. 66 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:16,046 He was mummified in ceremonial vestments. 67 00:04:16,293 --> 00:04:18,602 We called it a "jogging suit. " 68 00:04:22,973 --> 00:04:24,850 Old New York's traffic jams... 69 00:04:25,093 --> 00:04:28,529 ... were a public forum for the exchange of opinions. 70 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:30,605 Move it, crap for brains! 71 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,451 Get on, bastard man! 72 00:04:32,653 --> 00:04:35,565 It all started with Gerald Ford's invention... 73 00:04:35,813 --> 00:04:40,091 ... the Automo-Car, powered by a tank of burning fossils. 74 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,847 Here is a 20th century assembly line... 75 00:04:43,093 --> 00:04:47,450 ... where cars were constructed by primitive robots. 76 00:04:47,653 --> 00:04:49,609 ROBOTS: Oo-gah! Oo-gah! Oo-gah! 77 00:04:50,773 --> 00:04:54,049 We've come a long way, baby. 78 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:59,932 The fruit of the robot's labor was the stately 1 992 Latoura. 79 00:05:00,293 --> 00:05:04,332 My girlfriend had one! Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend... 80 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:07,491 ...she just never closed her curtains. 81 00:05:07,733 --> 00:05:11,726 Didn't I tell you to end your stories a sentence earlier? 82 00:05:11,933 --> 00:05:14,845 Let's sneak in for a closer look. 83 00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:20,687 We don't touch the antiques, sir. 84 00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:25,165 I'm sorry. You work here. I should have known from that getup. 85 00:05:25,653 --> 00:05:30,283 This is from Miller's Outpo... I mean, yeah, I work here all right. 86 00:05:30,493 --> 00:05:34,452 Move this rust bucket out behind Saint Koch's cathedral. 87 00:05:37,813 --> 00:05:40,088 Did you drive much, Fry? 88 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:43,928 No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic. 89 00:05:44,173 --> 00:05:45,447 [ENGINE REVS] 90 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:48,002 Nice. Listen to that baby purr. 91 00:05:48,213 --> 00:05:50,443 There's a baby in there, huh? 92 00:05:56,933 --> 00:05:59,447 It's just like riding a bicy... 93 00:06:18,053 --> 00:06:21,887 - I think I got whiplash. - How? You don't have a neck. 94 00:06:22,093 --> 00:06:24,084 I meant ass whiplash. 95 00:06:24,293 --> 00:06:28,047 I'm glad we hit something. I thought we'd never stop. 96 00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:34,047 I think I got whiplash. 97 00:06:49,053 --> 00:06:50,850 FRY: How's the robot I hit? 98 00:06:51,413 --> 00:06:52,846 We did all we could. 99 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:56,411 - You mean he's... - Good as new? Yes! 100 00:06:56,653 --> 00:07:00,771 Leela, Zoidberg, the rest of you, this is Flexo. 101 00:07:00,973 --> 00:07:05,524 Except for that stylish beard, he looks just like Bender! 102 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:08,201 No duh! We're both bending units. 103 00:07:08,413 --> 00:07:10,290 What's your serial number? 104 00:07:10,493 --> 00:07:12,165 337031 8. 105 00:07:12,373 --> 00:07:17,049 No way! Mine's 27 1 6057. 106 00:07:19,053 --> 00:07:23,285 - I don't get it. - We're both the sum of two cubes. 107 00:07:24,293 --> 00:07:28,605 Sorry about crushing your body, Flexo. You okay now? 108 00:07:28,813 --> 00:07:31,646 Well, I don't feel as bad as you look. 109 00:07:33,293 --> 00:07:35,887 I'm just messing with you. You're okay. 110 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:39,842 That's some face you've got. There's a cream for that. 111 00:07:40,933 --> 00:07:44,687 - No. You're great. - Is there anything I can do for you? 112 00:07:44,933 --> 00:07:49,563 Your stunt did a number on my back. You mind rubbing it for me? 113 00:07:49,813 --> 00:07:50,848 Sure. 114 00:07:51,093 --> 00:07:53,163 That's it. A little lower. 115 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:55,290 - How's that? - Lower. 116 00:07:55,533 --> 00:07:59,446 - That's it. A little lower, though. - I can't get any lower. 117 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:02,486 I'll say. You're rubbing my ass! 118 00:08:08,933 --> 00:08:11,652 Check it out. Six beautiful devices. 119 00:08:11,853 --> 00:08:16,165 They know what you like, and they do it to within one micron. 120 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:20,691 - Spin those fans, baby. - Yeah, baby! 121 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:23,288 All right, mama! 122 00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:26,127 - Spin it, baby. - Gyrate it, honey! 123 00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:34,646 I don't like this place. It's 1 20% with little oxygen. 124 00:08:34,853 --> 00:08:36,650 Shut up and hoot. 125 00:08:40,693 --> 00:08:43,002 - Yeah! - All right! 126 00:08:47,253 --> 00:08:51,246 Hubba-hubba! She is built! In Mexico, I believe. 127 00:08:51,453 --> 00:08:55,366 And that ain't silicon. It's tungsten, and plenty of it. 128 00:08:55,613 --> 00:08:58,969 Yeah. Look at that exhaust fan. 129 00:08:59,293 --> 00:09:02,251 - Pervert. - Yoo-hoo... . 130 00:09:06,453 --> 00:09:10,048 Thanks, moderate spender. Select erotic transaction. 131 00:09:10,253 --> 00:09:13,086 How about a lap dance for my pal here? 132 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:19,250 No. That's all right. Really. 133 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:28,042 There's something about Flexo I don't like. 134 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:30,648 Hey, Fry? Think fast! 135 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:34,647 Get it? It's chlorine! 136 00:09:38,093 --> 00:09:41,768 - It's funny because it's poisonous. - Keep laughing, shrimp. 137 00:09:42,013 --> 00:09:44,481 He's bad news. I regret hitting him. 138 00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:47,611 Take a rage dump. He's no worse than Bender. 139 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:51,687 He is. He drinks, smokes and posts naked photos of me. 140 00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:54,652 - That's Bender. - I'm talking about Flexo. 141 00:09:54,853 --> 00:09:59,529 I get it. This is cute. You're jealous of Bender's new friend. 142 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,167 No, I'm not! Mark my words: 143 00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:05,769 Flexo's evil. He's the evil Bender. 144 00:10:06,093 --> 00:10:07,321 Rage dump. 145 00:10:08,533 --> 00:10:13,653 Good news, everyone. Report to my bedroom for a private exhibition. 146 00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:19,165 Everyone, get in bed with me. I have something to show you. 147 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,962 FARNSWORTH: Feast your eyes on this! 148 00:10:25,213 --> 00:10:26,441 [GASPING] 149 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,292 LEELA: It's beautiful! 150 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:29,886 AMY: And huge! 151 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,282 FRY: Can I touch it? 152 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:32,966 What is it, already? 153 00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:35,482 It's a single atom of Jumbonium. 154 00:10:35,693 --> 00:10:40,209 An element so rare the nucleus alone is worth more than $50,000. 155 00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:42,324 - How much more? - 1 00,000. 156 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:45,001 That's why I hid it under my mattress. 157 00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:47,807 Can we discuss this somewhere else? 158 00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:49,332 Why certainly. 159 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:52,766 The atom sits atop this dime-store tiara... 160 00:10:53,013 --> 00:10:58,212 ...to be awarded to the winner of the Miss Universe Pageant. 161 00:10:58,453 --> 00:11:01,684 Your job is to deliver it, safe and sound. 162 00:11:01,893 --> 00:11:05,852 When I was a little girl, I dreamed of being Miss Universe. 163 00:11:06,093 --> 00:11:07,242 That's pathetic. 164 00:11:07,453 --> 00:11:10,445 Deep down, all girls wanna be Miss Universe. 165 00:11:10,693 --> 00:11:11,967 - Not me. - Really? 166 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,443 Maybe it's just cute girls. 167 00:11:14,653 --> 00:11:19,443 The atom's value would bankrupt Planet Express, if it were stolen. 168 00:11:19,693 --> 00:11:23,527 We'll need to hire additional security for the mission. 169 00:11:23,773 --> 00:11:26,162 Mister Professor, right here! 170 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:28,881 We should stick with people we know. 171 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:31,693 - Flexo's great, but... - Flexo's great? 172 00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:33,764 That's good enough for me. 173 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:37,045 Welcome aboard, lad. 174 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,006 Space bandidos are operating nearby. 175 00:11:48,213 --> 00:11:50,773 You'll take eight-hour guard shifts. 176 00:11:50,973 --> 00:11:53,168 Bender, then Flexo, then Fry. 177 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,644 Wait. Hold on. Let's go alphabetically. 178 00:11:56,893 --> 00:12:00,249 Okay. Bender, then Flexo, then Fry. 179 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,568 Go by rank. 180 00:12:01,813 --> 00:12:04,964 Okay. Bender, then Flexo, then Fry. 181 00:12:05,173 --> 00:12:06,447 Flexo outranks me? 182 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,844 That's "Flexo outranks me, sir! " 183 00:12:14,293 --> 00:12:17,091 - Who goes there? - Don't point that at me. 184 00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:21,127 I know Flexo's your friend, but I don't trust him. 185 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:24,962 Just because he has a beard you label him as evil? 186 00:12:25,213 --> 00:12:29,286 I've got a label for you, an ugly word called "prejudice. " 187 00:12:29,493 --> 00:12:32,963 - I'm not prejudiced. - Save it for the cross burning, Adolf! 188 00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:40,963 - Keeping an eye on the safe? - You know it! 189 00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:45,928 Looks like it's my shift. Lie down and go off-line for a while. 190 00:12:46,173 --> 00:12:48,243 All right. 191 00:12:50,773 --> 00:12:53,082 [BENDER WHISTLES] 192 00:12:56,573 --> 00:12:59,292 Caught you! You were looking at the atom. 193 00:12:59,493 --> 00:13:01,449 So? I look at lots of atoms. 194 00:13:01,653 --> 00:13:06,249 - Shouldn't you rest up for your shift? - You'd like me to fall asleep. 195 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,251 Whatever it takes to shut your yapper. 196 00:13:09,653 --> 00:13:11,450 I'm just kidding you. 197 00:13:11,653 --> 00:13:15,089 Here's a joke: I'm gonna sit here until my shift. 198 00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:17,727 - Suit yourself, skinbag. - I will. 199 00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:21,164 - Good! - Good! 200 00:13:22,853 --> 00:13:23,888 Good! 201 00:13:27,253 --> 00:13:28,845 That's eight hours. 202 00:13:29,093 --> 00:13:31,288 Eight hours of solid boredom. 203 00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:34,843 I'm kidding. You're a wonderful man. 204 00:13:36,053 --> 00:13:39,045 Finally, the atom is safe. 205 00:13:57,613 --> 00:13:59,251 What is it? 206 00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:01,603 My God! Did you hear maracas? 207 00:14:01,813 --> 00:14:03,724 - No. - It wasn't space bandidos. 208 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,167 Lock the ship. 209 00:14:05,373 --> 00:14:07,841 - Don't let Flexo escape. - Aye, aye. 210 00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:12,843 It appears Flexo has outwitted us all. Especially me... 211 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,890 ...Bender. 212 00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:20,764 How did he steal the atom? 213 00:14:20,973 --> 00:14:24,090 By using a sleep ray. Sleep rays exist, right? 214 00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:26,329 - No. - Then I fell asleep. 215 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,888 You were sure right about Flexo. 216 00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,693 The ship's locked. He may have escaped. 217 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:34,891 Thanks, Bender. Let's look for him. 218 00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:38,051 I've got a map of the ship right here. 219 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:42,246 Keep an eye on Fry. It's possible that he did it. 220 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:48,881 A-ha! 221 00:14:51,173 --> 00:14:52,652 A-ha! 222 00:14:53,013 --> 00:14:54,162 Searching... . 223 00:14:55,653 --> 00:14:59,362 Why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants? 224 00:14:59,573 --> 00:15:03,452 He wasn't here 1 0 minutes ago, so I thought I'd check again. 225 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:04,568 Ow! 226 00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:07,372 Well, he wasn't in the kitchen room. 227 00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:10,931 Bender, can I hold that map for a second? 228 00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:15,365 And leave me high and dry in case of a scavenger hunt? No way. 229 00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:17,246 Give it up! 230 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:23,009 All right, take it! 231 00:15:26,613 --> 00:15:28,843 Looks like Flexo got away clean. 232 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,281 It's a darn shame. 233 00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:33,491 He must have jumped ship just as we landed. 234 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:37,487 Or maybe he never left at all! 235 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:39,371 Wait. You're Bender. 236 00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:41,131 Who said I wasn't? 237 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:45,212 Why were you wearing a scarf, a turtleneck and this? 238 00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:49,725 It's a little thing called style. Look it up sometime. 239 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,848 Our ninth finalist, Miss Methane Planet... 240 00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:08,283 ...Halatina Smogmeyer. 241 00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:17,852 And our tenth and final finalist, Miss Earth's Moon... 242 00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:19,970 ...the Crush-A-Nator. 243 00:16:22,813 --> 00:16:26,692 Thank you, Bob Barker. I'm as happy as a girl can be. 244 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:28,127 End statement. 245 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:33,453 Which one of these lovely womanoids will take home the atomic tiara? 246 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,365 Downplay the tiara. 247 00:16:35,573 --> 00:16:40,124 We'll find out after these subliminal messages. 248 00:16:42,613 --> 00:16:46,652 You lost the atom, huh? You're garbage! Human garbage! 249 00:16:46,853 --> 00:16:50,846 Do you space jockeys have any idea how much it's worth? 250 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,645 - $ 1 00,000? - $200,000? 251 00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:56,249 - $200,001? - You're closest without going over. 252 00:16:56,453 --> 00:17:00,048 We'll leave. Just sign, saying you received the atom. 253 00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:04,332 I'm not signing squat. Find me that damn tiara. 254 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,444 - But, Mr. Barker... - Enough! 255 00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:11,010 I may be against the fur industry, but I'll skin you alive! 256 00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:13,727 As long as no one wears the skin. 257 00:17:15,053 --> 00:17:18,284 Well, gentlemen, it appears we're boned. 258 00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:21,612 - Flexo! - Get him! 259 00:17:22,173 --> 00:17:25,483 [CONTESTANT PLAYS WILLIAM TELL O VERTURE] 260 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:37,212 Next, in what is generously called the talent competition... 261 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,450 ...performing a traditional gangster rap, Miss... 262 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,604 What the...? 263 00:17:42,773 --> 00:17:44,172 [CONTESTANTS SCREAM] 264 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,846 Got you! 265 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,163 Fight! Fight! Fight! 266 00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:55,482 - Shoot him, he's choking me! - No. Shoot him, he's choking me! 267 00:17:57,453 --> 00:18:01,002 - I don't know which one to shoot! - Shoot Flexo! 268 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,845 Women only room! 269 00:18:10,093 --> 00:18:14,086 [CONTESTANT BEAT BOXES] 270 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,369 All right, enough of this! 271 00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:34,443 There's the atom! 272 00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:38,169 Bender? You stole the atom? 273 00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:41,325 Yeah, but I can explain: It's very valuable. 274 00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:46,482 I saw him snatch it while Fry slept. That's why I ran to tell Bob Barker. 275 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,969 Wait a second. Bender is the evil Bender? 276 00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:53,449 I am shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked. 277 00:18:53,653 --> 00:18:57,487 I'm sorry we suspected you, Flexo. But with the beard... 278 00:18:57,733 --> 00:19:00,406 Don't even bother! You people sicken me! 279 00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:04,162 I put my life on the line. This is how you repay me? 280 00:19:04,373 --> 00:19:08,048 You can go rot for all I care! 281 00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:12,051 I'm just kidding. You guys are all right. 282 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,047 I'm so confused. 283 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:19,292 The Bender I like is evil, and the Bender I hate is good. 284 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:23,048 How can I live my life and not tell good from evil? 285 00:19:23,253 --> 00:19:27,041 They're both fine choices. Whatever floats your boat. 286 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:30,884 - Is this the guy? - Huh? Yeah. 287 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,407 It looks like him. 288 00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:34,444 - Wait, but l... - Take him away. 289 00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:39,645 Let's put an end to this pathetic hoedown. 290 00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:41,121 Brannigan? 291 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,369 And the winner is... . 292 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,882 Who else but Zapp Brannigan... 293 00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:49,682 ...would be judging the most chauvinistic, degrading... 294 00:19:49,933 --> 00:19:51,651 Leela? 295 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,643 Wait, you're making a... 296 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,249 Look at that! 297 00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:01,847 I feel like a princess! 298 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,651 Are you people idiots? 299 00:20:08,893 --> 00:20:12,442 I'm still going mano a mano with this envelope. 300 00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:17,162 And the winner is... 301 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,371 ...Miss Vega 4! 302 00:20:28,653 --> 00:20:30,086 There it is... 303 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:34,645 ... 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