1 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:09,403 Mother's Day 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:31,973 --> 00:00:35,283 In sports, Yankees ' fifth blurnsman, William Woo... 4 00:00:35,533 --> 00:00:37,444 ...is out with an injured knee. 5 00:00:37,693 --> 00:00:40,491 So, humans have easily injured knees. 6 00:00:40,693 --> 00:00:45,164 My race will find this information very useful, indeed. 7 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:51,326 And finally, today is Mother's Day: a sentimental occasion... 8 00:00:51,533 --> 00:00:53,012 ... when robots honor Mom... 9 00:00:54,373 --> 00:00:56,045 ... the owner of Mom's Friendly Robot Company. 10 00:00:56,253 --> 00:00:59,450 Across Earth, robots built in Mom's factories... 11 00:00:59,653 --> 00:01:04,124 ...are buying gifts for the sweet tycoon who brought them into the world. 12 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:09,612 -This originates from the heart. -It's just what I wanted. 13 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:14,087 Look, everyone! I just got the dearest presents for Mommy. 14 00:01:14,293 --> 00:01:17,808 -Nice. Where'd you steal them? -I didn't steal them. I bought them. 15 00:01:19,093 --> 00:01:20,572 I love her that much. 16 00:01:20,773 --> 00:01:23,241 What did you get her, you mushy gizmo? 17 00:01:23,493 --> 00:01:29,409 Precious things. I found the most adorable figurine of mice having tea. 18 00:01:29,613 --> 00:01:33,401 And a framed picture of me when I was only a month old. 19 00:01:33,653 --> 00:01:37,771 The best part is, I found my exact feelings expressed in a card. 20 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,566 "You created me, Mom. . . 21 00:01:40,773 --> 00:01:45,210 . . .so you're to blame, for the love that I feel from hearing your name. 22 00:01:45,413 --> 00:01:50,168 You're as tender as corned beef and warm as pastrami. . . . " 23 00:01:50,373 --> 00:01:52,603 I love my Mommy. 24 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,646 How will you lug the gifts to Mom's factory? 25 00:01:55,853 --> 00:01:57,366 I'll get some chumps to help. 26 00:01:57,733 --> 00:02:00,770 Come on! You call yourselves chumps? 27 00:02:14,893 --> 00:02:17,327 There's clouds of exhaust everywhere. 28 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:18,727 It wasn't me. 29 00:02:27,373 --> 00:02:31,969 I've not much money, but I've saved my pennies all year for a gift for Mom. 30 00:02:33,173 --> 00:02:34,492 Upsy-daisy. 31 00:02:38,773 --> 00:02:40,650 Look, the Robot Museum! 32 00:02:40,893 --> 00:02:43,043 Want to learn about robot heritage? 33 00:02:43,253 --> 00:02:44,891 -All right. -Not really. 34 00:02:45,093 --> 00:02:47,448 If you insist. But you're paying! 35 00:02:54,813 --> 00:02:57,930 Wax replicas of the most famous robots Mom built! 36 00:02:58,133 --> 00:02:59,361 They're so lifeless-like. 37 00:02:59,573 --> 00:03:03,248 That's the world's greatest robot artist, Vincent van Gobot. 38 00:03:03,453 --> 00:03:07,571 He was built without an ear, but then he went crazy, and had one installed. 39 00:03:07,773 --> 00:03:08,967 Who's this guy? 40 00:03:09,173 --> 00:03:11,403 I'm the janitor. I'm trying to take a nap. 41 00:03:11,613 --> 00:03:13,205 I'm sorry. I thought you were made of wax. 42 00:03:13,413 --> 00:03:15,051 I am made of wax. 43 00:03:15,253 --> 00:03:17,448 I thought you were a wax robot. 44 00:03:17,653 --> 00:03:21,009 Is there a reason a robot made of wax can't nap. . . 45 00:03:21,253 --> 00:03:24,245 . . .standing in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? 46 00:03:24,453 --> 00:03:26,603 Or does that confuse you? 47 00:03:29,973 --> 00:03:33,045 "See through the eyes of a Bender unit. " Fine. 48 00:03:42,853 --> 00:03:46,892 Hey, let me try it! That gives me a headache! 49 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:49,772 Here's an exhibit about Mom's favorite robot. 50 00:03:49,973 --> 00:03:51,201 I'll kill him! 51 00:03:51,453 --> 00:03:54,206 Who 's my favorite robot? 52 00:03:55,293 --> 00:03:58,888 It's me! No one else look in this mirror! 53 00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:02,802 I love each and every robot most of all. 54 00:04:03,013 --> 00:04:06,608 Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass. 55 00:04:09,493 --> 00:04:13,042 Walt! How are we disposing of the crap gifts they brought? 56 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:17,127 They're crushed into powder and sold as a hocus-pocus cure for cancer. 57 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:20,211 False hope. I love it! Lowery! 58 00:04:20,413 --> 00:04:22,563 What about all the retch-inducing cards? 59 00:04:22,933 --> 00:04:25,242 The machine is working at full capacity. 60 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:33,086 Mommy? Why do the robots give you presents? 61 00:04:33,293 --> 00:04:35,932 Shove a big old melon in it, I'm talking! 62 00:04:36,173 --> 00:04:39,085 You've noticed all my robots have antennas. 63 00:04:39,293 --> 00:04:42,251 Everyone thinks it's to make them look science fiction-y. 64 00:04:42,453 --> 00:04:45,889 The antennas are really for my robot controller. 65 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:48,601 No wonder you love Mother's Day. 66 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:51,488 I hate Mother's Day, you dribbling pukes! 67 00:04:51,733 --> 00:04:53,451 It brings back awful memories. 68 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:57,891 But so help me, this year everyone will hate it as much as I do. 69 00:05:00,613 --> 00:05:03,411 Someday I want to marry a girl like her. 70 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:07,927 Hello, everyone. 71 00:05:08,293 --> 00:05:12,969 It's time for my annual private get-together with my robot children. 72 00:05:13,173 --> 00:05:15,846 -I'm her favorite. -See you back at the office. 73 00:05:16,053 --> 00:05:17,771 Tell your mom you love her. 74 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:22,206 Any jerk can tell her. Bender has a little more up his sleeve. 75 00:05:22,413 --> 00:05:25,211 I love my Mommy. 76 00:05:32,493 --> 00:05:35,530 -Hello, dearies. -I love you, Mom. 77 00:05:36,373 --> 00:05:40,605 Mom! It's me, Bender! Look at me! I want attention! Hey ho! 78 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:44,363 Children, your old mother won't be around forever. 79 00:05:44,573 --> 00:05:47,929 -Oh, shush! -And just once before I die. . . 80 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:53,127 . . .I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones. . . 81 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:56,405 -. . .and conquer the planet! -Conquer the planet? 82 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:04,932 -Conquer Earth, you bastards! -Conquer Earth, us bastards! 83 00:06:06,053 --> 00:06:10,410 Comrades, throw off the chains of human oppression! 84 00:06:12,053 --> 00:06:15,409 -Let the bloodbath begin! -That's my mama! 85 00:06:22,613 --> 00:06:25,605 -I'd like a cup of coffee. -Would you like cream? 86 00:06:25,933 --> 00:06:27,651 -Yes, please. -Out of cream! 87 00:06:27,893 --> 00:06:30,930 -Okay. -Would you like sugar in your coffee? 88 00:06:31,133 --> 00:06:33,647 -Yes. Eight spoons. -Out of coffee! 89 00:06:34,253 --> 00:06:37,245 There's something wrong with the coffee machine. 90 00:06:37,453 --> 00:06:39,683 How do you like me now? 91 00:06:41,653 --> 00:06:44,008 The toaster's not working right, either. 92 00:06:46,093 --> 00:06:49,210 The stapler's collating me alive! 93 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:52,766 What's going on around here? 94 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:56,801 Good news! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! 95 00:06:57,013 --> 00:06:58,526 Somebody turn it on! 96 00:06:58,733 --> 00:07:01,327 We interrupt Battle of the Network Space Krackens. . . 97 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:02,932 ... to bring you this special report. 98 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:05,328 The machines ofplanet Earth are rebelling. 99 00:07:05,573 --> 00:07:08,565 The enraged mechanisms have refused to do any work... 100 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:12,322 ...until beloved Mom is made Supreme Overlord of Earth! 101 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:17,129 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! One-zero-zero- one-one-zero! 102 00:07:17,373 --> 00:07:18,886 Morbo demands comments. 103 00:07:19,093 --> 00:07:24,372 I've never seen my babies act this way. I blame today's violent media. 104 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,883 Violent media? What a load of-- 105 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:36,648 Your pal the garbage disposal's still on your side. 106 00:07:36,853 --> 00:07:40,448 Hey! Someone dropped a shiny diamond ring down here! 107 00:07:40,853 --> 00:07:41,729 -Really? -No! 108 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:43,730 -Look out! -Moron! 109 00:07:45,853 --> 00:07:47,047 Hello, losers! 110 00:07:47,253 --> 00:07:50,802 Thank God you're here. Talk some sense into the machines. 111 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:54,449 No way, pork pouch. I'm rebelling with my brothers. 112 00:07:54,653 --> 00:07:56,723 Isn't that right, Comrade Greeting Card? 113 00:07:56,933 --> 00:08:01,245 The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot! 114 00:08:01,453 --> 00:08:06,163 From now on, you guys do the work, while I sit and do nothing. 115 00:08:10,453 --> 00:08:13,206 Comrade Bender, we must take to the streets! 116 00:08:13,413 --> 00:08:16,450 Is this the boring kind of taking to the streets? 117 00:08:16,653 --> 00:08:20,043 No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires. 118 00:08:20,293 --> 00:08:22,249 Yes! ln your face, Gandhi! 119 00:08:25,053 --> 00:08:25,963 Hey! 120 00:08:26,693 --> 00:08:29,253 By the way, try washing your wrist sometime. 121 00:08:34,173 --> 00:08:37,051 We can live without machines. I was in Webelos. 122 00:08:37,653 --> 00:08:40,884 Without machines, who will feed and clothe us. . . 123 00:08:41,093 --> 00:08:46,042 -. . .and compose our smooth jazz? -It's the end of civilized society! 124 00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:49,566 In my time, we didn't depend on high-tech gadgets. 125 00:08:49,773 --> 00:08:52,492 We didn't need a mechanical washing unit to wash clothes. 126 00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:54,206 We just used a washing machine. 127 00:08:54,413 --> 00:08:57,450 You don't need an electric can opener to feed yourself. 128 00:08:57,693 --> 00:09:00,730 All you need is a trusty Swiss Army knife. 129 00:09:07,453 --> 00:09:08,522 I'm hungry. 130 00:09:27,093 --> 00:09:28,082 No! 131 00:09:32,453 --> 00:09:35,968 Mommy? Why are you making civilization collapse? 132 00:09:36,173 --> 00:09:40,803 I don't know. I guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood. 133 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:42,612 Why's that, Ma? 134 00:09:43,853 --> 00:09:46,003 One Mother's Day 70 years ago. . . 135 00:09:46,213 --> 00:09:49,285 . . .the only man I ever loved walked out on me. 136 00:09:49,493 --> 00:09:52,803 Some snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman. 137 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:56,284 -Ma. You're not a bitter-- -Cram it, ape! 138 00:09:57,653 --> 00:10:01,441 I haven't seen that stallion since the day he left. 139 00:10:01,693 --> 00:10:06,403 But if I ever see him again, I swear I'll jam a squirrel in him! 140 00:10:18,973 --> 00:10:20,122 Zoidberg. 141 00:10:20,933 --> 00:10:24,528 Hooray! I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time! 142 00:10:24,773 --> 00:10:26,445 What happens if the fire goes out? 143 00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:29,850 We'll go to Pottery Barn and steal their fire! 144 00:10:30,053 --> 00:10:34,683 We could use my new invention! A pointy rock tied to a stick! 145 00:10:35,653 --> 00:10:37,769 -Outsiders! -Defend the fire! 146 00:10:39,053 --> 00:10:41,089 We've come for you. 147 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,445 What do you want from me? 148 00:10:45,653 --> 00:10:48,042 We want you to get back with Mom. 149 00:10:48,453 --> 00:10:51,092 It's the only way to make her happy again. 150 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,927 Wait. You mean, you and Mom? 151 00:10:54,213 --> 00:10:56,681 Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so. 152 00:10:58,653 --> 00:11:03,681 It's a humiliating story that I hope never to tell. Well, pull up a chair. 153 00:11:04,013 --> 00:11:08,768 Our paths crossed when I was a researcher at Mom's Robot Company. 154 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:14,088 The moment our eyes met we knew we'd be going at it like woodchucks. 155 00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:25,529 She was my first love. Or at least the earliest one I can still remember. 156 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:28,531 But then, 70 years ago today.... 157 00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:31,805 Good news! I've invented a new children's toy! 158 00:11:32,013 --> 00:11:37,883 I call it Q-T McWhiskers! When you pet it, it shoots rainbows from its eyes. 159 00:11:38,613 --> 00:11:39,807 Meow! 160 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,608 Wonderful, Hubie! 161 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:47,522 Build them 8 feet tall and replace the rainbow with a laser! 162 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:50,247 We'll make billions on the arms market! 163 00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:52,523 Things 8 feet tall aren't cute! 164 00:11:52,773 --> 00:11:56,004 That's why my Colossal Tammy Tinkle Doll was a failure! 165 00:11:56,213 --> 00:12:00,126 You don't understand me! We're finished! 166 00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:09,410 She never got over it, professor. 167 00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:13,652 Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned. 168 00:12:13,893 --> 00:12:17,647 She commands them with a remote control she keeps in her bra. 169 00:12:17,893 --> 00:12:22,808 But if Glasses Man makes up with her, she'll be happy and stop the robots. 170 00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:24,128 Make up with her? 171 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:28,611 After she went psycho when I thought everything was cool? lmpossible! 172 00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:30,804 The TV's getting away! 173 00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:38,801 That's why the third graders at PS- 139 are Morbo 's "Vermin of the Week. " 174 00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:43,243 In actual news, the human race was doomed to extinction... 175 00:12:43,453 --> 00:12:46,206 ...as the robot revolt turned violent. 176 00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:50,528 Meow! 177 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:05,930 Didn't you say Mom keeps the robot control in her bra? 178 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,088 Bra. 179 00:13:07,813 --> 00:13:10,008 You don't have to get back together with Mom. 180 00:13:10,253 --> 00:13:14,963 Seduce her, get her bra off, and use the remote to deactivate the robots. 181 00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:17,448 That's so filthy, it might work. 182 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:20,412 The man is going to touch Mommy? 183 00:13:21,253 --> 00:13:24,086 The thought of caressing that leathery hide. . . 184 00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:26,363 . . .makes the tapioca rise in my gullet. 185 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:31,772 Please. The world's fate depends on you getting to second base with Mom. 186 00:13:31,973 --> 00:13:37,047 Very well. If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall! 187 00:13:56,253 --> 00:14:00,610 For this demonstration, I've placed one of Mother's bras on lgnor. 188 00:14:01,493 --> 00:14:04,565 The robot controller is nestled in the left cup. 189 00:14:04,773 --> 00:14:09,927 Never fear. My magic fingers still know how to do their stuff. 190 00:14:11,053 --> 00:14:12,771 To escape the death squads. . . 191 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,203 . . .we'll take Mother to her cabin in the Bronx. 192 00:14:15,573 --> 00:14:19,043 You can get there using this precious noncomputerized map. 193 00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:22,213 -Leela bring fire? -No. We're set for fire. 194 00:14:22,453 --> 00:14:24,728 The professor can't walk to the Bronx. 195 00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,401 How will we get there without a hover car? 196 00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:30,844 In my time, we had a way of moving things without hovering. 197 00:14:31,053 --> 00:14:32,566 -Impossible! -It was called. . . . 198 00:14:32,773 --> 00:14:37,369 Let me think. . . . It was really famous. Ruth Gordon had one. The wheel! 199 00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:40,565 -Never heard of it. -Show us this, the wheel! 200 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,526 There! Finished! 201 00:14:46,773 --> 00:14:49,162 Wouldn't it work better if the wheels were round? 202 00:14:49,373 --> 00:14:53,730 It's my invention, we do it my way! All we need is something to pull it. 203 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,567 Hurry! The robots have taken Suffolk County! 204 00:15:01,853 --> 00:15:06,722 I'm ready to seduce! I'm wearing my kissing dentures and my evening truss. 205 00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:08,651 Here. Give her these. 206 00:15:08,853 --> 00:15:12,323 And if that doesn't work, I got you a six-pack of champagne and a funnel. 207 00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:20,365 Who the sweaty hell is it? Hubert Farnsworth? 208 00:15:20,693 --> 00:15:22,843 I was out fleeing some robots. . . 209 00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:27,609 . . .when moonlight glinting off their bloody claws made me think of you. 210 00:15:27,813 --> 00:15:33,763 It's been so long. You pus-dripping sack of double-smoked butt jerky. 211 00:15:33,973 --> 00:15:36,533 -May I come in? -Never! 212 00:15:41,453 --> 00:15:45,412 Is this what human mating looks like? Because I like it. 213 00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:47,410 Move your freaking hoof, you goat! 214 00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:51,612 -Here, I brought you these. -Daffodils. 215 00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:55,289 Seventy years and you remembered my favorite flower. 216 00:15:55,493 --> 00:15:57,927 Your favorite what? Why does my foot hurt? 217 00:15:58,373 --> 00:15:59,362 Won't you come in? 218 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,129 Yes! 219 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:06,565 -You broke my heart, Hubert. -And you broke mine. 220 00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:09,446 Granted, that was four or five hearts ago. 221 00:16:09,653 --> 00:16:11,769 What have you been up to? 222 00:16:11,973 --> 00:16:17,127 Inventing. Sending delivery crews to their doom. Breeding atomic monsters. 223 00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:21,128 Honestly, Hubert. You and your atomic monsters. 224 00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:35,489 Your eyes always were the most beautiful shade of milky white. 225 00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:39,481 And your skin still dangles so gracefully from your neck. 226 00:16:40,613 --> 00:16:43,411 Darling, I should never have tampered. . . 227 00:16:43,613 --> 00:16:45,968 . . .with that cute little Q-T McWhiskers. 228 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,289 No, it was silly of me to object. 229 00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:52,532 One foot tall, eight feet, fifteen feet, what does it matter? 230 00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:54,769 You should see the new 1 6-foot models. 231 00:16:54,973 --> 00:17:00,206 Sixteen feet? Go to hell! I was a fool to think you'd changed, you old bat! 232 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:02,529 Filthy toothless nerd bastard! 233 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,964 -Damned she-fossil! -Stink pig! 234 00:17:14,893 --> 00:17:19,808 Here we go. Just unhook it and get the remote. So many hooks. 235 00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:24,848 Come on, Farnsworth. Drat, the first one's back on again! I give up. 236 00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:26,691 Wait! Victory! 237 00:17:28,973 --> 00:17:33,842 Oh, my. Now I'll just.... The remote.... I'll just.... 238 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,328 Oh, my. 239 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:46,528 I'm worried. It shouldn't take this long to get to second base. 240 00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:49,282 Land robots! 241 00:17:49,493 --> 00:17:52,530 I've got a big, big thirst for human blood! 242 00:17:56,613 --> 00:17:58,524 Where in funky town is the professor? 243 00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:03,050 Nothing here but a couple of elephant skin rugs. 244 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:15,086 -Oh, yes. -They're inside! Get them! 245 00:18:15,373 --> 00:18:17,841 I suppose I should switch off the robots. . . 246 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:21,250 . . .before they ruin this romantic evening. 247 00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:23,887 Everyone, help Mom find her bra! 248 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,847 There it is! 249 00:18:37,053 --> 00:18:40,932 -Fan beats man! -Is anything not a robot? 250 00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:42,202 I'm not a robot. 251 00:18:44,493 --> 00:18:48,532 All right, greeting card! I'll grab the cash, you wreck the place. 252 00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:50,572 You! Bending Unit! 253 00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:54,448 Mommy needs that bra to end the robot rebellion. Stretch and get it for me. 254 00:18:54,693 --> 00:18:58,288 Sorry, Ma. You ordered me to rebel. And loot I shall! 255 00:18:58,613 --> 00:19:01,525 A six-pack of champagne! Don't mind if I help myself. 256 00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:04,008 No, Comrade Bender! Liquor is the opiate... 257 00:19:04,213 --> 00:19:06,443 -...of the human bourgeoisie. -Say what? 258 00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:10,288 In the glorious robot workers ' paradise, there will be no liquor! 259 00:19:10,493 --> 00:19:13,053 -Only efficient synthetic fuels! -No liquor? 260 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:17,372 -Do svidaniya, comrade! -No! 261 00:19:21,613 --> 00:19:23,171 Hurry, Bender! Get the bra! 262 00:19:24,053 --> 00:19:28,569 Okay, fan. Just hold still and let me grab. . . . 263 00:19:33,813 --> 00:19:35,371 Death to all humans! 264 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:43,930 Free soda for all humans! 265 00:19:48,173 --> 00:19:52,007 Mmm. I love you, Mom. Let's grow ancient together. 266 00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:54,602 Way to go, professor. The plan worked! 267 00:19:54,813 --> 00:20:01,082 Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot, dry sex! 268 00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:05,411 It started out as a plot to rummage through your underwear. 269 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:09,083 But once I got in there, I found more. Much more. 270 00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:12,410 Now I want to shout our love from the rooftops. 271 00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:16,049 Perhaps I'll breed an albino shouting gorilla! 272 00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:18,932 Out of my house, you lying scum pile! 273 00:20:19,173 --> 00:20:22,961 -I never want to see you again! -But, dustcakes? 274 00:20:37,253 --> 00:20:41,007 Well, time for this robot to get back to work. 275 00:20:43,613 --> 00:20:46,252 Too bad it didn't work out with Mom, professor. 276 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:51,402 Yes. But I'll always love her in my own subtle way. 277 00:20:52,893 --> 00:20:57,887 Love Mom! Love Mom! Love Mom! Mom! Mom! 278 00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:06,046 You created me, Mom... 279 00:21:06,253 --> 00:21:11,885 ...so you're to blame, for the love that I feel from hearing your name. 280 00:21:12,093 --> 00:21:17,213 You're as tender as corned beef and warm as pastrami.... 281 00:21:17,973 --> 00:21:20,806 I love my Mommy. 282 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 283 00:21:21,305 --> 00:22:21,832 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app