1 00:00:07,373 --> 00:00:09,443 Anthology of lnterest 1 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:31,413 --> 00:00:32,687 Good news, everyone! 4 00:00:32,973 --> 00:00:37,603 My new invention lets you operate equipment from great distances. 5 00:00:37,853 --> 00:00:40,367 I call it the "Fing-Longer. " 6 00:00:40,613 --> 00:00:41,932 Observe. 7 00:00:42,173 --> 00:00:45,210 And here we go. 8 00:00:45,453 --> 00:00:46,966 There! 9 00:00:48,213 --> 00:00:49,771 Pretty long, eh? 10 00:00:50,013 --> 00:00:53,005 Yeah, really long! But what's that? 11 00:00:53,293 --> 00:00:55,966 That's my What-lf Machine. 12 00:00:56,213 --> 00:01:01,412 Ask a "what-if" question and it simulates what would happen. 13 00:01:01,693 --> 00:01:03,923 -Does it really work? -Of course! 14 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:05,964 It's just not very long. 15 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:08,169 I got a question! 16 00:01:08,573 --> 00:01:14,170 As a robot among humans, I never feel accepted at parties or nude beaches. 17 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:17,171 So I've always secretly wondered. . . . 18 00:01:17,373 --> 00:01:20,729 What if I was 500 feet tall? 19 00:01:21,013 --> 00:01:23,368 Let's watch, shall we? 20 00:01:35,813 --> 00:01:37,485 My work here is done. 21 00:02:01,093 --> 00:02:04,324 I'm so lonely since I came to the future. 22 00:02:04,573 --> 00:02:05,801 Will you be my friend? 23 00:02:15,573 --> 00:02:17,086 Who are you? 24 00:02:17,293 --> 00:02:20,490 I'm a big robot! And I want a big cereal. 25 00:02:20,733 --> 00:02:23,770 You too? Will you be my friend? 26 00:02:24,453 --> 00:02:26,444 Put her there, pal! 27 00:02:27,253 --> 00:02:28,322 No, your wallet. 28 00:02:28,573 --> 00:02:30,370 Three, two, one, zero! 29 00:03:19,813 --> 00:03:21,804 That calms the shakes. 30 00:03:28,053 --> 00:03:31,284 -Quit it! -Stop! He's not your enemy! 31 00:03:31,493 --> 00:03:33,961 He's just a misunderstood-- 32 00:03:49,453 --> 00:03:52,206 Well, there goes the neighborhood. 33 00:03:52,453 --> 00:03:54,648 -And another one. -We're jerked! 34 00:03:54,853 --> 00:03:59,802 -Nothing can stop a monster that big! -Except an equally big monster. 35 00:04:00,013 --> 00:04:03,688 We can try my experimental enlarging ray. 36 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:05,764 We'll need a guinea pig. 37 00:04:11,453 --> 00:04:14,286 What? Two meals in one week? 38 00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:18,768 Gotcha! 39 00:04:19,013 --> 00:04:21,049 A guinea pig tricked me! 40 00:04:24,773 --> 00:04:25,728 What? 41 00:04:28,173 --> 00:04:33,372 So now Zoidberg is big. That's more like it! 42 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:36,724 Who's intimidating who now, big city? 43 00:04:36,973 --> 00:04:39,567 Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. 44 00:04:39,773 --> 00:04:43,561 Deny my credit card application, will you? 45 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:48,005 Ah, the Apollo Theater. 46 00:04:48,253 --> 00:04:53,043 Boo me off-stage on open-mike night? I'll show you! 47 00:04:55,893 --> 00:04:59,408 I called this city! Quit touching my stuff! 48 00:04:59,653 --> 00:05:00,972 Tell it to the claw! 49 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,852 Bite my colossal metal ass! 50 00:05:39,253 --> 00:05:42,165 Who wants lobster bisque? 51 00:05:48,053 --> 00:05:50,123 Want to make Shrinky Dinks? 52 00:05:58,573 --> 00:06:01,087 Who put this in here? 53 00:06:06,853 --> 00:06:09,572 No! 54 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:17,963 Are you people satisfied? This gentle visitor is dying! 55 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:22,121 -We'll never even know why he came. -I'll tell you. . . 56 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,608 . . .with my final breath. 57 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:30,689 I came here with a simple dream. . . 58 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:34,892 . . .a dream of killing all humans. 59 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:38,569 And this is how it must end? 60 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:44,007 Who's the real seven-billion-ton robot monster here? 61 00:06:44,653 --> 00:06:47,167 Not l. 62 00:06:48,853 --> 00:06:51,765 Not l. 63 00:06:55,573 --> 00:06:57,450 Good night, sweet prince. 64 00:06:59,973 --> 00:07:02,168 Interesting stuff. 65 00:07:02,413 --> 00:07:07,487 Stay tuned for more Tales of lnterest! 66 00:07:10,853 --> 00:07:14,289 Well, Leela? Care to try the What-lf Machine? 67 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:17,286 I don't know what to ask about. 68 00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:19,524 Just pick something, woman! 69 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:22,964 Yeah, be more impulsive. Like this. 70 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,564 Go, man, go! 71 00:07:27,733 --> 00:07:31,567 I can be impulsive. It just takes me a while. 72 00:07:34,013 --> 00:07:35,969 All right, let's do it. 73 00:07:36,173 --> 00:07:39,961 What if I was a little more impulsive? 74 00:07:40,213 --> 00:07:41,566 Just a little. 75 00:07:42,613 --> 00:07:44,046 Not too much. 76 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,805 Look what I bought on a wild impulse! 77 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:49,963 New boots! 78 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:53,962 They're like my old ones, but with a crazy green stripe! 79 00:07:54,253 --> 00:07:56,972 Never know what I'm gonna do next. 80 00:08:00,053 --> 00:08:04,843 Come here, Leela. I have something important to say. 81 00:08:05,053 --> 00:08:07,362 I'm old and I need an heir. 82 00:08:07,573 --> 00:08:09,882 Someone to spend my riches. . . 83 00:08:10,133 --> 00:08:13,205 . . .and care for my man-eating anteaters. 84 00:08:15,853 --> 00:08:19,289 The others aren't levelheaded. They're too impulsive. 85 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:24,243 Not like you. Not like predictable, dull-as-dishwater Leela. 86 00:08:24,493 --> 00:08:26,643 Hello? New boots? 87 00:08:26,853 --> 00:08:29,162 So I've made you my sole heir. 88 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:33,042 The day I die, you'll be a very wealthy woman. 89 00:08:33,293 --> 00:08:36,205 Oh, my, yes. Incredibly wealthy. 90 00:08:36,413 --> 00:08:41,089 The day I die. Because you're so un-impulsive. 91 00:08:46,573 --> 00:08:49,610 You've killed me! You've killed me! 92 00:08:49,853 --> 00:08:51,491 What have I done? 93 00:08:51,733 --> 00:08:54,645 I just told you! You've killed me! 94 00:08:58,173 --> 00:09:00,562 Okay, try to be nonchalant. 95 00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:07,731 All right, you're nonchalant. Don't rub our noses in it. 96 00:09:07,933 --> 00:09:10,208 Sweet anteater of Santa Anita! 97 00:09:10,453 --> 00:09:12,603 The professor's been eaten! 98 00:09:12,933 --> 00:09:13,809 What? 99 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:16,083 It's mighty suspicious. 100 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:19,370 I'll call the cops. After I flush some things. 101 00:09:19,573 --> 00:09:21,689 Police? Nosy meddlers. 102 00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:27,565 I happen to have mail-order degrees in Murder-ology and Murder-onomy. 103 00:09:27,813 --> 00:09:29,724 Zoidberg is afoot! 104 00:09:29,933 --> 00:09:32,208 Perhaps his files can help. 105 00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:34,608 "Citation for Public Nudity. " 106 00:09:34,853 --> 00:09:36,969 Another one. 107 00:09:37,213 --> 00:09:40,603 A new will, naming. . . . 108 00:09:40,853 --> 00:09:44,448 -You! As his sole heir! -What does that prove? 109 00:09:44,693 --> 00:09:48,129 It's a video will. It shows you killing him. 110 00:09:53,373 --> 00:09:56,683 All right, anteater number one. Who did it? 111 00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:58,969 Was it anteater number two? 112 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:02,970 Don't stick your tongue out at me! I need a name! 113 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,969 What? How do you spell that? 114 00:10:06,853 --> 00:10:10,004 What are you hacking off? My torso? 115 00:10:10,253 --> 00:10:13,006 It is! My precious torso! 116 00:10:13,253 --> 00:10:16,529 Hermes, quiet! I'm deducing things! 117 00:10:19,173 --> 00:10:21,812 -Got disposal trouble? -No! 118 00:10:22,053 --> 00:10:25,602 Shocking about the professor. And now Hermes is missing. 119 00:10:25,853 --> 00:10:27,889 Well, doesn't affect me. 120 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:29,566 Hey, what's this? 121 00:10:29,773 --> 00:10:31,889 Hermes' dreadlocks? And his arm? 122 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,248 I'm shocked! 123 00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:37,610 Food in the disposal. Hair and flesh go in the trash! 124 00:10:37,853 --> 00:10:39,411 I couldn't stop. 125 00:10:39,653 --> 00:10:42,690 Wait. Don't you care that I killed him? 126 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:45,361 Ain't nothing wrong with murder. . . 127 00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:47,843 . . .as long as I can wet my beak. 128 00:10:48,053 --> 00:10:49,168 Blackmail? 129 00:10:49,373 --> 00:10:54,322 I prefer the word extortion. The "x" makes it sound cool. 130 00:10:57,493 --> 00:11:00,007 Please, I'm made of metal. You-- 131 00:11:00,253 --> 00:11:02,130 Wait, not the microwave! 132 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,602 Okay, that's it. 133 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:17,967 No more killing. Next time, just have a stick of gum. 134 00:11:18,853 --> 00:11:20,491 Now, to hide the body. 135 00:11:22,053 --> 00:11:23,406 Honk, honk! 136 00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:26,605 Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy! 137 00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:27,882 So unlike you. 138 00:11:29,013 --> 00:11:30,332 Got any gum? 139 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:31,761 No. 140 00:11:43,893 --> 00:11:45,121 Everyone's here. 141 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,164 -Who are you? -Scruffy, the janitor. 142 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,888 -I've never seen you before. -I've never seen you neither. 143 00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:52,082 Quiet, please. 144 00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:57,208 I've called you all here to watch me gradually solve the crime. 145 00:11:57,453 --> 00:12:00,251 One of you is a big murderer! 146 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:07,086 The killer left one fatal clue. 147 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,893 The boot print on this lab coat. 148 00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:13,570 Couldn't be me. I never wear boots. 149 00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:15,049 See? 150 00:12:15,253 --> 00:12:17,289 What smells like boot feet? 151 00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:19,844 This is preposterous! 152 00:12:20,053 --> 00:12:22,567 Obviously, the murderer is-- 153 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,812 My next clue came at 4: 1 5, when the clock stopped. 154 00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:31,931 Two hours later, at 4: 1 5. . . 155 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:37,048 . . .I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse. 156 00:12:38,213 --> 00:12:40,363 I know who killed them people. 157 00:12:40,573 --> 00:12:43,565 In Scruffy's opinion, it were-- 158 00:12:46,053 --> 00:12:47,930 It's as I suspected. 159 00:12:48,173 --> 00:12:49,925 The crime is unsolvable. 160 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,407 A letter from my friend Bender. 161 00:13:02,653 --> 00:13:06,965 "Dear Doctor Jerk-berg, if you're reading this, I'm dead. 162 00:13:07,213 --> 00:13:09,169 The murderer was. . . . " 163 00:13:11,613 --> 00:13:13,569 My God! It can't be! 164 00:13:13,813 --> 00:13:15,132 The murderer, it was-- 165 00:13:16,653 --> 00:13:18,689 I'm bored. You're boring. 166 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:20,161 What's on TV? 167 00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:23,371 Could you get the lights on your way out? 168 00:13:25,173 --> 00:13:26,322 What's that? 169 00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:28,125 Lobster. You want some? 170 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:29,129 Sure. 171 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:33,849 -I think I figured out those deaths. -Really? 172 00:13:34,053 --> 00:13:36,851 Are we near an lndian graveyard? 173 00:13:37,093 --> 00:13:38,731 -No. -No? 174 00:13:40,613 --> 00:13:42,171 Then it was you! 175 00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,052 What's come over me? 176 00:13:44,253 --> 00:13:48,326 I killed one person on impulse. Then another. And another. 177 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,285 That covers three. 178 00:13:50,493 --> 00:13:53,371 Now, to make sure you won't talk. . . 179 00:13:53,573 --> 00:13:57,964 . . .I'm gonna have to do something really impulsive! 180 00:14:01,493 --> 00:14:05,088 So, what do you think of the impulsive new me? 181 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,288 I like it. 182 00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:10,572 Good. Now let me just get the lights. 183 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,362 I really like it. 184 00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:23,566 Who else has a question for the machine? Scruffy? Fry? 185 00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:24,848 I have one. 186 00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:28,404 -What if Bender was giant? -We already saw that. 187 00:14:28,653 --> 00:14:30,723 I know. I want to see it again. 188 00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:33,322 No, ask something less stupid. 189 00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:34,852 Oh, how about this? 190 00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:38,170 What if I never came to the future? 191 00:14:38,373 --> 00:14:42,571 There, now that question is somewhat less stupid. 192 00:14:42,773 --> 00:14:46,482 What would happen if Fry never came to the future? 193 00:14:56,973 --> 00:14:59,726 Hello? Pizza delivery for. . . 194 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,366 . . . "I.C. Wiener. " 195 00:15:01,573 --> 00:15:02,608 Oh, crud. 196 00:15:06,053 --> 00:15:09,363 Here's to another lousy millennium. 197 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,567 You're going back in the toilet! 198 00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:27,368 What is it? 199 00:15:27,613 --> 00:15:30,844 A rip in the very fabric of space-time. 200 00:15:31,053 --> 00:15:33,567 Hey, look! An ugly, scared guy! 201 00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:41,201 Is one of you l.C. Wiener? 202 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:44,007 If that's his pizza, then I am. 203 00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:53,562 You believe me about the monsters, right? 204 00:15:53,773 --> 00:15:58,369 There's only three monsters, kid. Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong. 205 00:15:58,573 --> 00:16:01,963 Now quit picking your nose and knead that dough! 206 00:16:04,853 --> 00:16:07,321 The usual, Professor Hawking? 207 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,763 No, I'd like something good. 208 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:13,122 Hawking, you're all right! 209 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,689 Stephen Hawking! Didn't you invent gravity? 210 00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,366 Sure. Why not? 211 00:16:18,573 --> 00:16:23,567 Has anyone ever seen a hole in space with monsters in it? 212 00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:26,810 If I'm the first, I'll call it a "Fry Hole. " 213 00:16:27,013 --> 00:16:29,288 There is no need to worry. 214 00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:31,888 I must go. There is much to do. 215 00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:36,525 Hawking, your pizza! 216 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,724 Toss it in the garbage. 217 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,005 There he is. Seize him. 218 00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:46,766 Who said that? 219 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:53,968 Who are you? 220 00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:57,609 I'm AI Gore. These are my V.P. Action Rangers. 221 00:16:57,853 --> 00:17:02,802 Our sole duty is to prevent disruption in the space-time continuum. 222 00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:06,130 Isn't your sole duty to break ties in the Senate? 223 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:10,212 That, and protect the space-time continuum. 224 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,889 You want to see my Fry Hole? 225 00:17:13,093 --> 00:17:17,564 Oh, yes. But first, meet the team. You know Stephen Hawking. 226 00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:21,163 Nichelle Nichols, a.k.a. Commander Uhura. 227 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,683 Incoming transmission from MCl. 228 00:17:24,893 --> 00:17:26,565 It sounds like low rates. 229 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,007 I'm in the tub! 230 00:17:28,253 --> 00:17:32,565 This is Gary Gygax, inventor of Dungeons & Dragons. 231 00:17:32,773 --> 00:17:36,129 Greetings! It's a pleasure to meet you! 232 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:40,690 And our intern, Deep Blue, the chess-playing computer. 233 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,651 Bishop to knight 4. 234 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:47,404 Not every mission can be solved by chess, Deep Blue. 235 00:17:47,613 --> 00:17:48,728 Where am l? 236 00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:52,164 You're in a terrestrial transport module. 237 00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:53,488 A school bus! 238 00:17:55,613 --> 00:17:56,682 What's going on? 239 00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:59,453 It's about that rip in space-time. 240 00:17:59,653 --> 00:18:01,450 I call it a "Hawking Hole. " 241 00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,291 Hey, I saw it first! 242 00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:06,769 Who will The Journal of Quantum Physics believe? 243 00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:11,569 Apparently, something was supposed to happen but didn't. . . 244 00:18:11,773 --> 00:18:13,843 . . .due to quantum flux. 245 00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:16,567 So we had to beat you with rackets. 246 00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:19,082 If that event doesn't occur. . . 247 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,086 . . .the universe will be destroyed. 248 00:18:23,173 --> 00:18:26,370 As an environmentalist, I'm against that. 249 00:18:31,573 --> 00:18:34,724 So then I almost fell into this thingy. 250 00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,764 I call it a "Hawking Chamber. " 251 00:18:36,973 --> 00:18:39,885 But I missed and wanged my head. 252 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:43,762 Well, obviously that wang should have killed you. 253 00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:46,407 -What? -Let's finish the job! 254 00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:49,645 No, wait! There must be a peaceful-- 255 00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,771 -Hold him down. -Check. 256 00:19:01,053 --> 00:19:04,363 Something's wrong! Murder isn't working. 257 00:19:04,573 --> 00:19:07,770 Let's try something else. We should. . . . 258 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,288 Put the dice away. 259 00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:12,171 I'm getting an idea! 260 00:19:12,413 --> 00:19:14,973 What if he was meant to be frozen? 261 00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:18,290 Yes, shove him in the tube. It was my idea. 262 00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:22,766 There he is again! He brought nerds! 263 00:19:22,973 --> 00:19:24,486 Take this! 264 00:19:25,613 --> 00:19:29,686 Hurry, get in before the universe collapses! 265 00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:35,683 I'll need a weapon to fight drunken robots! 266 00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:38,128 Here, take my plus-one mace! 267 00:19:39,373 --> 00:19:41,409 Okay. Here I go. 268 00:19:44,653 --> 00:19:47,213 You fool! You foolish fool! 269 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,045 What could go wrong? 270 00:20:06,453 --> 00:20:09,365 Great. The universe was destroyed. 271 00:20:09,573 --> 00:20:11,370 Then where are we now? 272 00:20:11,613 --> 00:20:16,289 I can darn well tell you where we're not. The universe. 273 00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:21,963 Eternity with nerds. It's a Star Trek convention all over again! 274 00:20:22,173 --> 00:20:25,643 Anyone want to play Dungeons & Dragons? 275 00:20:25,853 --> 00:20:27,764 -Yeah. -Sure. 276 00:20:27,973 --> 00:20:30,203 I'm a 1 0th-level vice president. 277 00:20:31,653 --> 00:20:35,612 That was preposterous. Stephen Hawking in a pizzeria. 278 00:20:35,853 --> 00:20:39,163 This thing isn't worth the gold it's made of. 279 00:20:39,493 --> 00:20:43,566 Anyway, the Fing-Longer seems to be a success. 280 00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:46,082 -Way to go! -Right on, professor. 281 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:52,645 So that's how it would be if I'd invented the Fing-Longer. 282 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,931 A man can dream though. 283 00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:59,206 A man can dream. 284 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 285 00:21:00,305 --> 00:22:00,674 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app