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<i>[ Man ]</i>
<i>ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!</i>

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PEOPLE, WE GOT A PROBLEM.
    LITTLE NIBBLER'S BEEN
    COUGHIN' UP HAIR BALLS.

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WELL, SO HAS FRY.
    WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

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- [ Gags, Whimpers ]
    - ♪♪ [ Whistles ]
      HE'S GOT ME BEAT.

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NOW, WE ALL LOVE NIBBLER,
    SO IT'S ONLY FAIR...

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THAT WE ALL PITCH IN
            AND CLEAN IT UP
            TOGETHER.

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STILL, I PROPOSE
        WE MAKE ZOIDBERG DO IT.

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- ALL IN FAVOR?
    - [ All Shouting Agreement ]

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ALL OPPOSED?

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ALL ABSTAINING?

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DR. ZOIDBERG,
                ARE YOU OKAY?

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- HE'S DEAD.
        - [ All Gasp ]

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HE ALWAYS SEEMED
        SO FULL OF LIFE--

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<i> LAUGHING, SINGING,</i>
        <i> BEGGING FOR SCRAPS.</i>

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AND NOW THIS.
        [ Sobbing ]

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WHY WITH ALL THE CRYING?

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SO THAT'S WHERE
I LEFT MY SHELL.

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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD
    TAKE THIS THING OFF.

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IT WAS STARTING TO GET
    A LITTLE CRAMPED IN THERE,
    SO I MOLTED. WHY NOT?

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- AH! THE FRESH AIR FEELS GOOD.
- STOP DOING THAT!

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SO LONG. I'M OFF TO
        TOSS THIS OLD SHELL
        IN THE DUMPSTER...

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AND MAYBE PICK UP
    THOSE POTATO CHIPS
    AMY DIDN'T FINISH YESTERDAY.

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- THOSE WERE TOENAIL CLIPPINGS.
- A FEAST IS A FEAST.

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<i> [ Door Shuts ]</i>
        <i> [ Cell Phone Rings ]</i>

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HEY, THAT'S MY CELL PHONE.

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[ Ringing ]
            HELLO?

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[ Stammering,
                  Gasping ]

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HELLO? WHO IS THIS?

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[ Stammering,
                  Gasping ]

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HELLO? HELLO?
                [ Line Clicks,
                  Dial Tone ]

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[ Karate Grunt ]
WHAT'S WRONG?

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DID YOU SWALLOW
YOUR PHONE AGAIN?

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SOME GUY'S
    BEEN CALLING AND HANGING UP
    10 TIMES A DAY FOR A YEAR.

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MEN WHO CALL TOO MUCH
    ARE THE WORST, I BET.

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I JUST WISH A DECENT GUY
        WOULD CALL ME...

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INSTEAD OF THIS "SPLEAZEBALL"
WHO HAS ME TOO TERRIFIED
TO EVEN ANSWER THE PHONE.

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[ Rings ]
                    HELLO?

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[ Stammering,
              Gasping ]

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[ Stammering, Gasping ]
                HELLO?
                IS ANYONE THERE?

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I LOVE YOU.
        OH.

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WHY MUST I BE
                SUCH A COWARD?

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[ Sobbing ]

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KIF, I'M HEADED
TO THE MEN'S ROOM, AND I'LL
BE NEEDING AN ATTENDANT, SO--

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OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE CRYING
LIKE A WOMAN.

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[ Whimpers ]
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

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I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF MYSELF
AS A FATHER FIGURE...

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TO SOME
OF MY MORE PATHETIC MEN.

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KIF, OLD FRIEND,
        LET'S RAP.
                    [ Sighs ]

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WELL, I'M IN LOVE
        WITH THIS GIRL.

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[ Laughing ]

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UH! OH! EH!

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THAT'S RICH.
        GO ON.

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I MET HER A YEAR AGO
        WHEN WE WERE ESCAPING
        FROM THAT CRUISE SHIP...

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<i> YOU PILOTED DIRECTLY</i>
        <i> INTO A BLACK HOLE.</i>

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<i> [ People Screaming ]</i>
<i>[ Branigan ]</i>
<i>YES. IT WAS IN ALL THE PAPERS.</i>

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CALL ME.
        [ Stammering, Gasping ]

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UH-HUH, EH-HEH,
MM-HMM, UH-HUH.

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I'VE FINISHED
                TALKING, SIR.
BELAY THAT REMARK!

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YOUR AMY
            KNOWS MY LEELA?

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I HAVE FORMED AN IDEA.

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I'M CALLING TO NEGOTIATE
    A DOUBLE DATE.

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YOU AND ME,
        KIF AND AMY.
                FORGET IT.

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THEN LET
THE NEGOTIATIONS BEGIN.

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- I PROPOSE WE GO OUT
          ON 10 DATES.
        - HOW ABOUT ZERO?

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- NINE.
            - ZERO.

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- SEVEN.
        - ZERO.

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- EIGHT?
        - PLEASE, LEELA?

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KIF'S LIKE
            THE SWEETEST GUY
            WHO'S EVER LIKED ME.

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FIVE. AND THAT'S
        MY FINAL OFFER.
        FOUR.

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[ Sighs ]
    ONE.

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- TWO.
        - ONE-HALF.

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I'LL TAKE IT.
WE'LL MEET YOU TONIGHT
FOR PART OF DINNER...

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AND THE FIRST HALF
OF A MOVIE.

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<i>♪♪ [ Big Band ]</i>

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UM, SIR, I DON'T GO OUT
        ON MANY DATES, AND, UM--

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WHAT IF I CAN'T THINK
        OF ANYTHING TO SAY?

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HERE'S MY PERSONAL BOOK
OF PICKUP LINES.

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SAY AS MANY OF THEM AS YOU CAN
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

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DON'T STOP
FOR ANY REASON.

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M-MAYBE I'LL JUST
        GIVE HER THESE FLOWERS.

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WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.

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AND WHAT'S THAT?
CANDY?

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CANDY'S FOR DORKS.
GIVE ME THAT.

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MM, MM, MMM!

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Beeping ]
        [ People Chattering ]

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HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.
    I GOT THESE FOR YOU.
                        THANKS.

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WELL, WELL, WELL.

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- THIS LOOKS TO BE ONE
      DISTURBINGLY EROTIC DATE.
    - HALF DATE.

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WAITER. BRING US
    A BOTTLE OF WINE.
                HALF BOTTLE.

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AND SOME OYSTERS
    ON THE HALF SHELL.
                QUARTER SHELL.

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OH, AND I'D LIKE--
KIF'S NOT HUNGRY.

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KIF, THIS PLACE IS EXPENSIVE.
I'D LIKE TWO STEAKS,

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AND THE LADIES WILL HAVE
SOME VERY SENSUAL SALADS...

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WITH LOW-CAL
SENSUAL DRESSING.

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[ Stammering ]

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<i>♪♪ [ Funk ]</i>

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♪ OH, WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO
      FUNKYTOWN ♪

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♪ WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO
      FUNKYTOWN ♪♪

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<i>[ Cheering, Applause ]</i>
                THANK YOU.

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KIF, YOU'RE SO QUIET.
        YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD
        ALL NIGHT.

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WELL, UM-- HEH.
    THE, UM--

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H-HELLO.
    [ Gasps, Sighs ]

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'CAUSE I WAS REALLY HOPING
    WE COULD TALK AND STUFF.

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[ Stammering, Gasping ]

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OH.
            [ Gasps ]

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AMY, "IF I SAID YOU HAD
    A BEAUTIFUL BODY,

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WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF
AND DANCE AROUND A LITTLE?"

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WHAT?
            LIEUTENANT KROKER!

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OOH!
        [ Stammering ]

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"I-I-- I FIND THE MOST
     EROTIC PART OF A WOMAN
     IS THE BOOBIES."

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- KIF!
            - OH, MY!

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THIS HALF DATE
            IS ENTIRELY OVER.

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AMY, CONFERENCE.

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OH! IS-IS THERE NOTHING
        WE CAN DO, SIR?

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THERE'S ONLY ONE SUREFIRE WAY
BACK INTO A WOMAN'S HEART
AND PARTS BEYOND.

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I SPEAK, OF COURSE,
OF KARAOKE.

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MY YEARS IN THE DOOP
        BOYS' CHORUS WILL NOT
        HAVE BEEN IN VAIN.

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[ Pulsing Tone ]

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ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH LIPSTICK.
LET'S STORM OUT.

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<i>♪ ONCE UPON A TIME</i>
<i>  I WAS FALLING IN LOVE ♪</i>

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<i>♪ BUT NOW I'M ONLY</i>
<i>  FALLING APART ♪</i>

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OH, THAT'S SO EMOTIONAL.

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♪ THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
      A TOTAL ECLIPSE
      OF THE HEART ♪♪

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AMATEUR HOUR'S OVER.

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LET ME SHOW YOU WHY THEY
    CALL ME THE VELOUR FOG.
    HIT IT.

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♪♪ [ Acoustic Guitar ]

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[ Reciting ]
        ♪ I MET HER IN A CLUB
          DOWN IN OLD SOHO ♪

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♪ WHERE YOU DRINK CHAMPAGNE
      AND IT TASTES JUST LIKE
      COCA-COLA ♪

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♪ C-O-L-A
              COLA ♪

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[ All Grumbling ]
HE SICKENS ME.

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♪ SHE WALKED UP TO ME
  AND SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE ♪

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♪ I ASKED HER HER NAME
      AND IN A DARK BROWN VOICE
      SHE SAID ♪

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[ Singing ]
            ♪ LEELA ♪

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♪ L-E-E-L-A
          LEELA ♪

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♪ LEE-LEE-LEE
           LEE-LEELA ♪

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♪ BAH-BAH-BAH
               BAH-BAH-BAH ♪

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♪ DEH-DEH DEH-DEH
       DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH ♪

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<i>[ Chairs Scraping Floor ]</i>
    [ All Yelling ]

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<i>[ Yelling Continues ]</i>
<i>[ Man ]</i>
<i>I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!</i>

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<i> ♪ LEELA ♪</i>

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<i>♪ DA-DA-DA</i>
<i>  BAH-BAH BAH ♪♪</i>

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WE'RE GOING HOME.
        CALL US A SPACE TAXI.

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NO NEED. THERE'S NOT
A RESTAURANT BUILT
I CAN'T FLY.

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WHERE TO, LADIES?

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PLEASE, SIR, LET'S JUST
    DIVIDE UP THE CHECK AND--

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[ Beeping ]
            LET'S SEE WHAT
            THIS EATERY CAN DO.

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AH! SHE'S BUILT LIKE
    A STEAK HOUSE, BUT SHE
    HANDLES LIKE A BISTRO.

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<i>[ Loud Thudding ]</i>
                    [ Gasping ]

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<i>[ Alarm Blaring ]</i>
    SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL!
    YOU WIN AGAIN, GRAVITY.

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<i> [ All Screaming ]</i>

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LOOK WHAT ARRIVED--
        MY NEW SHELL CATALOG.

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SO LET'S TRY SOME ON
            ALREADY.

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AH!<i> MUY MACHO.</i>
                HEY, GRINGOS!

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HERE COMES "EL ZOIDO"
    TO RUIN YOUR DRINKING WATER.

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[ Imitating Gunshots ]
        WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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I'M MEXICAN,
    AND I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE.

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-<i> [ Loud Clatter ]</i>
    - YOU LATINS
      ARE SO HOT-BLOODED.

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THIS ONE'S LIKE
            A SUMMER GUY.
    LOOK, YOU FAT FISH.

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THE PLANET EXPRESS HEALTH PLAN
ONLY COVERS ONE KIND
OF REPLACEMENT SHELL.

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AW.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE LEELA AND AMY
AREN'T BACK YET
FROM THEIR HALF DATE.

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I'M GONNA CALL
THE RESTAURANT.

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[ Line Rings, Beep Tone ]

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[ Recorded Voice ]
    THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED
    HAS CRASHED INTO A PLANET.

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PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF IT.
            [ Both Gasp ]

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WE GOTTA GO RESCUE THEM!
        EH, I DON'T KNOW.

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BENDER,
THINK OF THE SENORITAS.
<i>♪♪ [ Spanish Guitar Chord ]</i>

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<i> VAMANOS!</i>

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<i>[ Insects Buzzing, Chirping ]</i>

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[ Electricity Crackles ]

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SO, AMY, UM--
WELL, UH--

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[ Sighs ]
            IT'S ALWAYS A LINE
            WITH YOU.

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WHAT PLANET IS THIS
            ANYWAY?
[ Mumbling ] I DON'T KNOW.

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THIS WHOLE SECTOR
IS UNCHARTED.

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IT IS NOT UNCHARTED.
YOU LOST THE CHART.

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WELL, NOTHING TO DO NOW
BUT REPOPULATE THE HUMAN RACE.

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JUST ME AND YOU.

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[ Whispering ]
                AND MAYBE YOU.
<i>[ Loud Pounding ]</i>

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00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,107
-<i> [ Pounding Continues ]</i>
    - WHAT IS IT?

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- [ Stomach Sloshing ]
    - [ All Whimpering ]

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<i> [ Loud Growling ]</i>

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ME HEAR PEOPLE,
        BUT ME NOT SEE PEOPLE.

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NO BIG DEAL.
EVERYBODY MAKE MISTAKE.

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WELL, HELLO.
I USUALLY DON'T SAY THIS,

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BUT YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
TRIO OF GIGANTIC LADIES...

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I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON.

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[ Growling ]

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I FIND THE MOST EROTIC PART
OF A WOMAN IS THE BOOB--
[ Screams ]

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[ Screaming ]

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<i>[ Alarm Blaring ]</i>
[ Panicked Babbling ]

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OH, NO. ANY SIGN
            OF LEELA OR AMY?

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00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:11,436
NO, BUT WHAT DO YOU
MAKE OF THIS?

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I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT
            MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
            TO DO WITH<i> THIS.</i>

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[ Gasps ]
            OH, YOUR GOD!

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[ Crowd Murmuring ]
<i>[ Woman ]</i>
<i>UH! MOVE. GO.</i>

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00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,934
<i>ALL RIGHT.</i>
<i>HERE'S THE PLAN.</i>

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00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:29,604
<i>[ Grunting ]</i>

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WHAT KIND OF MORONIC
            PLAN IS THAT?

201
00:11:31,741 --> 00:11:33,875
WOW.

202
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:37,361
OOH! OW, OW, OW!
                OW! I HATE THAT!

203
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,430
OH, BOY! UH!
[ Groaning ]

204
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:43,283
<i> WOMEN GO FREE.</i>
            <i> MEN STAY IN CHAINS.</i>

205
00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:47,288
WE TAKE THEM
            TO OUR LEADER.
            SHE KNOW WHAT DO.

206
00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:49,057
[ Scoffs ]
    A FEMALE LEADER?

207
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,492
FRY, SHUT UP.
    YES, CAPTAIN.

208
00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:54,578
THIS CAPITAL CITY
        PLANET AMAZONIA.

209
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:58,415
WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN
IN YOUR SOCIETY?
    MEN DIE OUT MANY YEAR AGO.

210
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:01,569
WITH ALL THESE WOMEN AROUND,
    THEY WERE PROBABLY
    NAGGED TO DEATH.

211
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:05,423
ARE YOU WITH ME,
            FELLAS?
        [ Laughing ]

212
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,292
<i>[ Stop Laughing, Gasp ]</i>

213
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,878
HERE STADIUM WHERE OUR
    WOMEN BASKETBALL TEAMS PLAY.

214
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:14,632
WE NO CAN DUNK,
        BUT GOOD FUNDAMENTALS.
THAT MORE FUN TO WATCH.

215
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:18,018
[ Laughing ]

216
00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:21,639
OH, GOD. YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.
     OH, GOD! YOU'RE KILLING ME!

217
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:24,275
THIS OUR COMEDY CLUB.

218
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,461
HUMOR HERE FUNNY
IN DIFFERENT WAY.

219
00:12:26,529 --> 00:12:28,713
IT NOT REINFORCE
                STEREOTYPES.

220
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,248
COMEDY COME FROM CHARACTER,
REAL SITUATIONS,

221
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,317
NOT ABSTRACT CRAZINESS.

222
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,386
TRANSLATION--
                BORING.

223
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,522
[ Laughing ]

224
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,657
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
            OW!

225
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,960
[ Sighs ]
THIS "WOMEN ONLY" PLANET
IS SOUNDING BETTER AND BETTER.

226
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:46,213
I'M ALREADY LOOKING
        FOR APARTMENTS.

227
00:12:46,282 --> 00:12:49,567
HERE LIVE VENGEFUL,
ALL-KNOWING LEADER.

228
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,353
SHE DECIDE MEN'S FATES.
        IS SHE HOT?

229
00:12:52,422 --> 00:12:54,638
THAT NOT IMPORTANT.
    SHE ALL-KNOWING.

230
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,774
IN OTHER WORDS, NO.
OHH!

231
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,308
- ALL HAIL FEMPUTER!
    - ALL HAIL FEMPUTER!

232
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,959
YOU ALL OBEY
        A BIG COMPUTER?
                    YES.

233
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:19,113
IT APPEAR MYSTERIOUSLY
JUST ABOUT TIME MEN DIE OUT.

234
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:20,849
SO, WHY DID YOU
MAKE IT YOUR LEADER?

235
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,501
IT SEEM LIKE DIFFERENT
        KIND OF POLITICIAN.

236
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,570
NOT BELTWAY INSIDER.

237
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,855
FEMPUTER,
WE BRING OFFERING...

238
00:13:27,924 --> 00:13:30,358
OF BATH BEADS
AND SCENTED SOAPS.

239
00:13:30,427 --> 00:13:32,493
YOUR GIFT PLEASES FEMPUTER.

240
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:37,031
FEMPUTER DEMANDS TO KNOW
    WHY THERE ARE MEN
    ON HER PLANET!

241
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,784
- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, MA'AM.
    - THAT DOES NOT FEMPUTE!

242
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:43,087
FEMPUTER WILL RETURN
        AFTER DECIDING...

243
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,322
YOUR PUNISHMENT!

244
00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:51,946
UH, LEELA?
            I'M THROUGH
            MAKING FUN OF WOMEN.

245
00:13:52,015 --> 00:13:54,749
- NOW I WANT THEM
      TO HELP ME.
    - SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING?

246
00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:57,501
- [ Choking ]
        - THERE'S NO HURRY.

247
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,672
[ Groaning ]
            YES.
            A LITTLE TIGHTER.

248
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:04,042
TIGHTER. PERHAPS
                A HARD SPANKING
                IS IN ORDER.

249
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,110
[ Groans ]
                    TOO HARD!

250
00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:08,980
MEN STRANGE.
        YOU HAVE THEM
        ON YOUR PLANET?

251
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,515
- I'M AFRAID SO.
        - WHAT THEY FOR?

252
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,585
[ Whispering, Indistinct ]

253
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,988
OH!
            YOU MEAN "SNU-SNU."

254
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,440
[ All, Gasping ]
        SNU-SNU. SNU-SNU.

255
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:22,443
<i>WE HEAR TELL</i>
<i>MEN USED FOR SNU-SNU.</i>

256
00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:24,912
BUT ALL WE HAVE GO ON
ARE ANCIENT LEGEND...

257
00:14:24,981 --> 00:14:26,981
AND SUBSCRIPTION TO<i> COSMO.</i>

258
00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:30,017
JUST F.Y.I., I COULD
            BE USED FOR SNU-SNU.

259
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:34,055
SILENCE! YOU WANT DIE
LIKE LAST MEN
VISIT AMAZONIA?

260
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,758
WHAT'D THEY DIE OF?
            CRUSHED PELVISES.

261
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,112
YES!
        OH, THANK YOU,
        LORD IN HEAVEN.

262
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,883
AFTER
    LENGTHY FEMPUTATIONS,

263
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:49,937
I, FEMPUTER, HAVE DECIDED
    THE FATE OF THE MEN.

264
00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:55,626
- FEMPUTER SENTENCES THEM
      TO DEATH...
    - [ All Gasp ]

265
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,562
- BY SNU-SNU!
        - YEAH! WHOO-OOH!

266
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,648
[ Whimpers ]
            WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?

267
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,041
[ Femputer ]
        DEATH TO THE MEN!

268
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,493
DEATH BY SNU-SNU!

269
00:15:12,562 --> 00:15:14,462
[ All Screaming, Whimpering ]

270
00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:16,547
ALTHOUGH THE SNU-SNU PART'S
    GONNA BE PRETTY GOOD.

271
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,983
BABY, IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND.

272
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,885
FEMPUTER,
                BE REASONABLE.

273
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:24,838
SURE, MEN ARE ANNOYING
    AND THEY WRECK UP WHATEVER
    PLANET THEY'RE IN CHARGE OF,

274
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:27,641
BUT MOST OF THESE MEN
ARE SORT OF MY FRIENDS.

275
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:30,427
- THEY DON'T DESERVE TO DIE.
    - HMM.

276
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,764
PERHAPS MEN ARE NOT AS EVIL
    AS FEMPUTER THINKS.

277
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,300
BUT THEY MAKE FUN
    WOMEN'S BASKETBALL.

278
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,470
WHAT? DID YOU EXPLAIN HOW
THE WOMEN'S GOOD FUNDAMENTALS...

279
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,605
MAKE UP FOR THEIR INABILITY
    TO DUNK?

280
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:44,859
- YES. THEY STILL LAUGH.
    - THE MEN MUST DIE!

281
00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:47,828
TOO TRUE, FEMPUTER.
            YOU'RE SO WISE.

282
00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:50,064
KILL 'EM ALL,
                I SAY.
                GOOD RIDDANCE.

283
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,934
DID I MENTION I'M NOT A MAN?
    I'M A MANBOT.

284
00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:56,337
THAT'S
AN UNDERSTANDABLE MISTAKE.
YOU CAN LET ME DOWN NOW, THANKS.

285
00:15:56,405 --> 00:15:59,523
HE BIG JERK LIKE MAN.
    I SURE AM,
    BUT CHECK THE CROTCH.

286
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,592
[ Hollow Banging ]
    NOTHIN'.

287
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:06,463
VERY WELL. RELEASE HIM.
    AS FOR THE OTHERS, TAKE THEM
    TO THE SNU-SNU CHAMBERS!

288
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,850
[ No Audible Dialogue ]

289
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:24,231
[ Crying ]
    I'LL MISS YA, MEAT BAG.
ME TOO, MEAT BAG.

290
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,900
GOOD-BYE, FRIENDS.
    I NEVER THOUGHT
    I WOULD DIE LIKE THIS,

291
00:16:26,969 --> 00:16:28,970
BUT I'D ALWAYS
    REALLY HOPED.

292
00:16:29,038 --> 00:16:32,456
THE AMAZONIANS
        WILL BE DIVIDED
        INTO THREE GROUPS.

293
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:37,211
<i>THE ONE CALLED ZAPP</i>
<i>WILL BE SNU-SNU'D</i>
<i>BY THE LARGE WOMEN.</i>

294
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,296
<i>HE THAT IS DESIGNATED FRY...</i>

295
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,665
<i>WILL BE SNU-SNU'D</i>
<i>BY THE PETITE WOMEN.</i>

296
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:45,469
<i>AND KIF,</i>
<i>AS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MALE,</i>

297
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:49,974
<i>WILL BE SNU-SNU'D BY</i>
<i>THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN</i>
<i>OF AMAZONIA,</i>

298
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,159
<i>THEN THE LARGE WOMEN,</i>

299
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,261
<i>THEN THE PETITE WOMEN,</i>

300
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,814
<i>THEN THE LARGE WOMEN AGAIN.</i>

301
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,766
- [ Whimpers ]
        - INITIATE SNU-SNU!

302
00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:01,202
[ All Chanting ]
    SNU-SNU! SNU-SNU! SNU-SNU!

303
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,338
<i>[ Amazonians ]</i>
<i>SNU-SNU! SNU-SNU!</i>
            AMY! BEFORE I DIE,

304
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:08,242
I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DIDN'T
    MEAN TO SAY THOSE AWFUL
    THINGS ON OUR DATE.

305
00:17:08,311 --> 00:17:12,179
THEY WERE ALL
                ZAPP'S IDEA.
REALLY? HONEST AND TRUE?

306
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:16,934
YES. AND-AND THAT PERSON
CALLING AND HANGING UP WAS ME.

307
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:20,337
I WAS JUST TOO NERVOUS
    TO SAY HELLO BECAUSE...

308
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,956
- I LOVE YOU.
        - OH, KIF!

309
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:25,442
IT OG'S FIRST TIME.

310
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,844
BE GENTLE!
    [ Grunts ]

311
00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:30,982
[ Fry Whimpers ]
                        [ Zapp ]
                        YAHOO!

312
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,652
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
BENDER, MAYBE YOU CAN
INTERFACE WITH THE FEMPUTER...

313
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,720
AND REPROGRAM IT
                TO LET THEM GO.

314
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,857
MAYBE YOU CAN INTERFACE
        WITH MY ASS...
        BY BITING IT!

315
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,326
[ Speaking Asian Language ]
            [ Groans ]

316
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,864
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.
[ Speaking Asian Language ]

317
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,270
<i>[ Fry, Branigan</i>
<i>  Groaning, Moaning ]</i>

318
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,940
<i>[ Fry ]</i>
<i>OOH! YEAH!</i>
<i>[ Branigan ] OH, BABY!</i>

319
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,009
<i>[ Screaming, Groaning ]</i>

320
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:02,662
[ Panting ]
    OH, NO.

321
00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:05,366
HOW TONK LOOK?
            TONK LOOK GOOD.

322
00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:09,753
ME FAT.
NO. YOU LOOK GOOD.
TONK FAT.

323
00:18:17,113 --> 00:18:20,665
INTRUDER! STAY AWAY FROM
THE MIGHTY FEMPUTER. GUARDS!

324
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,335
TIME TO OVERRIDE THE C.P.U.
AND REPROGRAM THIS FEMPUTER.

325
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,104
[ Grunting ]
        HEY! WHOA! WHOA!

326
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:30,057
STOP IT! STOP IT!
    HEY, CUT THAT OUT!

327
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,376
CEASE HITTING FEMPUTER.

328
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:36,296
- OH!
    - YOU'RE NO FEMPUTER.
      YOU'RE A FEMBOT!

329
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:40,218
IT'S TRUE.
            I DISGUISED MYSELF
            AS A FEMPUTER...

330
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,586
SO I COULD RULE
                THE AMAZONIANS.

331
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:46,774
- BUT WHY?
            - WHY? WHY?

332
00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:50,011
I CAME HERE
        FROM A FARAWAY PLANET,

333
00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:53,430
A PLANET RULED BY
     A CHAUVINISTIC MANPUTER...

334
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,499
THAT WAS REALLY A MANBOT.

335
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:59,469
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA
            HOW IT FEELS
            TO BE A FEMBOT...

336
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:03,390
LIVING IN A MANBOT'S
            MANPUTER'S WORLD?

337
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:06,244
- WHAT?
        - AND NOW,
          MY MEDDLING MANBOT,

338
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,829
THERE'S THE QUESTION
        OF WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.

339
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,699
OH, NO!
    [ Screams ]

340
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:14,285
[ All Chattering ]

341
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,959
[ Panting ]
                [ Panting ]
                WE NEED REST.

342
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:25,362
THE SPIRIT IS WILLING,
        BUT THE FLESH IS SPONGY
        AND BRUISED.

343
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:29,033
IT TIME SNU-SNU!
        CAN'T WE JUST CUDDLE?

344
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:31,635
NO!
                    [ Groans ]

345
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:35,372
WE CAN'T WAIT FOR BENDER.
IT'S TIME FOR A WOMAN'S TOUCH.

346
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:38,041
HEEYAH! HOH! AHH!

347
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,379
HEEYOOH!
            YAH! YAH! YAH!

348
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,949
OW!
                [ Grunts ]

349
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,152
ME NEXT SNU-SNU!
OUT ME WAY!

350
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,423
WHERE GO BEAUTIFUL MAN?

351
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:55,125
[ Whimpering ]
        ME WANT SNU-SNU!

352
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,333
[ Gasps ]
                KIF! JUMP!
        [ Groans ]

353
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,202
MY HERO.

354
00:20:06,489 --> 00:20:10,841
ME NOT GET SNU-SNU!
GET HIM!

355
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:13,027
[ Panting ]

356
00:20:13,096 --> 00:20:15,712
[ Shouting, Indistinct ]
                    [ Panting ]

357
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,748
- [ Growling ]
        - [ Both Whimper ]

358
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,636
[ Panting, Gasps ]

359
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,625
[ All Muttering ]

360
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,861
MIGHTY FEMPUTER, SMALL GIRL
STEAL GREEN KISSY MAN.

361
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,929
WE KILL HER NOW?

362
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,232
COME BACK LATER.
            LEAVE ME ALONE.

363
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,284
<i> [ Bender ]</i>
                <i> YEAH. GET LOST!</i>

364
00:20:37,352 --> 00:20:39,603
<i> [ Bender Chuckling ]</i>
        [ Giggling ]

365
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,255
OOH! OOH!
            [ Kiss ]

366
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:45,075
WOOOO!
        I'M A SCARY FEMPUTER!

367
00:20:45,127 --> 00:20:47,378
RELEASE THE PRISONERS!

368
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:50,598
<i> [ Bender ]</i>
            <i> AND BRING GOLD!</i>
            <i> LOTS OF GOLD!</i>

369
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,351
GOLD?
WHY FEMPUTER WANT GOLD?

370
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,403
YOU HEARD THE MAN!
        [ Cooing ]
                    <i> YEAH. OOH.</i>

371
00:20:56,472 --> 00:21:00,140
<i> [ Fembot, Bender Moaning ]</i>
        <i> [ Bender ] YEAH, BABY.</i>
        <i> GIMME SOME OF DAT.</i>

372
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:05,095
AND THAT'S HOW I GOT
MY NEW SHELL.

373
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,915
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE SHELL
I THREW OUT YESTERDAY,

374
00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:10,050
AND I FOUND IT
IN THE SAME DUMPSTER.

375
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,686
BUT THIS ONE HAD
A LIVE RACCOON INSIDE.

376
00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:15,556
[ Slurps ]
PRETTY GOOD STORY,
HEY, HERMES?

377
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:19,309
STICK TO SOMEONE ELSE,
        YA WINDY BARNACLE!

378
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,112
IT'S FUNNY
    HOW THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
    WAS ONLY RESOLVED...

379
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:25,399
WHEN A MANBOT AND A FEMBOT
REALIZED THEY LOVED EACH OTHER.

380
00:21:25,468 --> 00:21:29,286
YEAH. BY THE WAY,
    IF SHE CALLS, I'M NOT HERE.

381
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:33,473
ALL I KNOW IS THIS GOLD SAYS
THAT WAS THE BEST MISSION EVER.

382
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,510
[ Yawns ]
    [ Giggles ]
    IT SURE WAS.

383
00:21:36,579 --> 00:21:40,431
OH, YEAH.
I HAD SNU-SNU.

384
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:44,618
SO, UM, AMY,
                WH-WHAT DO YOU
                WANNA DO NOW?

385
00:21:44,687 --> 00:21:48,689
[ Whispering, Indistinct ]
                [ Stammering,
                  Gasping ]

386
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,961
<i> [ Continues Stammering,</i>
          <i> Gasping ]</i>

386
00:21:55,305 --> 00:22:55,522
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