1 00:00:04,121 --> 00:00:06,722 [ Man ] ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:37,502 FRY, I KNOW THOSE COOKIES ARE FRESH-A-LICIOUS, BUT THEY PRODUCE AN AWFUL LOT OF TRASH. 4 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,577 [ Grunts ] 5 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,652 - [ Sighs ] - AND, BENDER, THAT AEROSOL HEAD SPRAY... 6 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,654 MAKES YOUR ANTENNA SMELL NICE. 7 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,724 - THANK YOU. - BUT IT'S DOING LONG-TERM DAMAGE TO THE PLANET. 8 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,559 SO? IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE'VE GOT. 9 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,562 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 10 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:07,566 I'M SENDING YOU ON AN EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL MISSION. 11 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:10,819 - CONTROVERSIAL? - OH, MY, NO. 12 00:01:10,888 --> 00:01:13,805 FOR THIS HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL MISSION, 13 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:16,324 YOU'LL BE TOWING THE JUAN VALDEZ, 14 00:01:16,393 --> 00:01:20,696 AN ORBITING SUPERTANKER FULL OF RICH COLUMBIAN DARK MATTER. 15 00:01:20,764 --> 00:01:24,265 DARK MATTER OIL? WHAT IF WE HIT SOMETHING? THE TANKER COULD LEAK. 16 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:28,269 IMPOSSIBLE. THE TANKER HAS 6,000 HULLS. 17 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:31,773 SO, UNLIKE ME, IT'S ENTIRELY LEAKPROOF. 18 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:36,512 [ Computer Squeals ] NOW, ONCE YOU'VE HAULED THE TANKER PAST THE PROTESTORS-- 19 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:40,365 - PROTESTORS? - CORRECT. 6,000 HULLS. 20 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:44,486 WHY DO WE HAVE TO FLY WITHIN THREE FEET OF THIS PENGUIN PRESERVE ON PLUTO? 21 00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:46,671 [ Whispering ] TO AVOID THE TOLLBOOTH. 22 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:51,894 OKAY, SHE'S ALL RESTOCKED WITH EMERGENCY JAM. LET'S GET GOING. 23 00:01:51,962 --> 00:01:54,146 AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING NEGATIVE, NO. 24 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,964 LOOK, PROFESSOR, I CAN'T PARTICIPATE IN THIS MISSION. 25 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,967 WHAT ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT? 26 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:02,203 THIS TIME IT'S YOUR RECKLESS DISREGARD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. 27 00:02:02,272 --> 00:02:05,256 IN FACT, I'M GONNA GO JOIN THOSE PROTESTORS. 28 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:06,991 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! 29 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:10,228 I DEMAND YOU HAND OVER YOUR CAPTAIN'S JACKET. 30 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,498 THIS IS MY NORMAL JACKET. I'VE HAD IT FOR TEN YEARS. 31 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,667 I SAID HAND IT OVER. 32 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,238 WELL, FRY, OR SHOULD I SAY... 33 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,574 CAPTAIN FRY? 34 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,944 NO, I SHOULDN'T, BECAUSE BENDER IS THE NEW CAPTAIN. 35 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:27,946 BENDER? THAT'S RIGHT. 36 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:31,015 BEING CAPTAIN IS ABOUT INTUITION AND HEART. 37 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,217 A GOOD CAPTAIN CAN'T HAVE EITHER ONE. 38 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:37,356 THAT'S WHY COLD, LOGICAL BENDER IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB. 39 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:40,641 WELL, I DO THINK OF HUMAN LIFE AS EXPENDABLE. 40 00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:43,978 NO FAIR. LEELA WAS TRAINING ME TO BE CAPTAIN. 41 00:02:44,047 --> 00:02:47,416 SHE EVEN LET ME SIT ON HER LAP AND STEER... IN THIS COMIC I DREW. 42 00:02:47,484 --> 00:02:50,051 OOH, THE NEW ONE'S OUT. 43 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,538 FRY, THE TITLE OF CAPTAIN MAY INFLATE THE HUMAN EGO, 44 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:56,724 BUT IT'S BENEATH THE NOTICE OF MY MIGHTY ROBO-LOGIC. 45 00:02:58,228 --> 00:03:01,430 NOW, LOOK SPRY, MEN! WE LAUNCH AT SIX BELLS. 46 00:03:12,643 --> 00:03:15,343 GREETINGS, ECO-NAUTS. I'M FREE WATERFALL, SR., 47 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:17,429 FOUNDER OF PENGUINS UNLIMITED. 48 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:21,016 WHOA-HO. NO, NO. NO APPLAUSE. 49 00:03:21,085 --> 00:03:24,620 EVERY TIME YOU CLAP YOUR HANDS, YOU KILL THOUSANDS OF SPORES... 50 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:27,055 THAT'LL SOMEDAY FORM A NUTRITIOUS FUNGUS. 51 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:29,941 JUST SHOW YOUR APPROVAL WITH A MOLD-FRIENDLY THUMBS UP. 52 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:33,728 PLEASE HOLD YOUR THUMBS UNTIL THE END. 53 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:36,197 NOW, FOLKS, IT'S TIME TO STOP THAT TANKER... 54 00:03:36,266 --> 00:03:38,783 WITH A NONVIOLENT HUMAN CIRCLE. 55 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:42,470 WHY DO WE HAVE TO RESORT TO NONVIOLENCE? CAN'T WE JUST KICK THEIR ASSES? 56 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:46,424 NOW, LITTLE LADY, THOSE PEOPLE'S ASSES ARE LIVING THINGS TOO. 57 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:49,410 [ Ship Beeping ] 58 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:55,484 AYE! WE'RE HITCHED UP TIGHTER THAN DAVEY JONES'S U-HAUL. 59 00:03:55,552 --> 00:03:58,019 - AT EASE, MEN. - I AM AT EASE. 60 00:03:58,088 --> 00:04:01,639 MR. FRY, I LIKE TO GIVE MY FIRST MATE AN INFORMAL NICKNAME. 61 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:05,360 FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS WIGGLES. 62 00:04:05,429 --> 00:04:09,163 THE HELL I WILL! HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE CAPTAIN'S HANDBOOK? 63 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:14,419 I HAVE NOW. AND WHAT'S PETER PARROT'S FIRST RULE OF CAPTAINING? 64 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:17,923 ALWAYS RESPECT THE CHAIN O' COMMAND, CAPTAIN. 65 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:22,927 CORRECT, WIGGLES. YOU'VE JUST EARNED AN INVITATION TO THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE. 66 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:27,799 THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE. WHAT AN HONOR. 67 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:32,670 OUR PEACE RING HAS 'EM TRAPPED LIKE A TIGER IN A WASHING MACHINE. 68 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:39,294 GET READY! OKAY, WATCH YOURSELF. HERE THEY COME. 69 00:04:42,966 --> 00:04:45,350 WHEN YOU WERE PLANNING THIS PEACE RING, 70 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:49,937 DIDN'T YOU REALIZE SPACESHIPS CAN MOVE IN THREE DIMENSIONS? NO, I DID NOT. 71 00:04:59,816 --> 00:05:02,584 FOLKS, THAT TANKER GAVE US THE SLIP. 72 00:05:02,652 --> 00:05:04,669 BUT WE'LL STOP 'EM HERE ON PLUTO. 73 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,222 IF YOU'RE COLD, RUB YOUR BODIES WITH PERMAFROST. 74 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:09,807 IT'S NATURE'S LONG JOHNS. 75 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:14,596 IF RUBBIN' FROZEN DIRT IN YOUR CROTCH IS WRONG, HEY, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT. 76 00:05:14,665 --> 00:05:17,582 THIS HERE IS OUR PENGUIN PRESERVE. 77 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,317 [ Chirping ] 78 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:21,752 AW, THEY'RE SO CUTE. 79 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,523 THEY'RE LIKE IF PUPPIES AND KITTENS COULD HAVE BABIES. 80 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:28,326 WE USE HAND PUPPETS AROUND THE YOUNG'UNS TO SIMULATE A NATURAL ENVIRONMENT. 81 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,599 [ Screaming ] 82 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:38,636 THAT'S ADORABLE. OW! 83 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:45,593 BUT I SUPPOSE IT'S THIS MEDAL I'M MOST PROUD OF, WIGGLES. 84 00:05:45,662 --> 00:05:49,364 I WON IT FOR SAVING THE CHILDREN OF EARTH FROM A GIANT KANGAROO. 85 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,200 IT WAS ON THE AUSTRALIAN NEWS. YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T SEE IT. 86 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,470 BRILLIANT! WOULD YOU CRAM A SOCK IN IT, BENDER! 87 00:05:55,538 --> 00:05:59,441 THOSE AREN'T EVEN MEDALS. THEY'RE BOTTLE CAPS AND PEPPERONI SLICES. 88 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,161 THANK YOU, STEWARD. 89 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:06,497 WIGGLES, WEREN'T YOU ABOUT TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO YOUR GALLANT CAPTAIN? 90 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:10,518 FINE! I'VE GOT A TOAST. TO CAPTAIN BENDER, HE'S THE BEST... 91 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:13,021 AT BEING A BIG JERK WHO'S STUPID... 92 00:06:13,090 --> 00:06:15,657 AND HIS BIG UGLY FACE IS AS DUMB AS A BUTT. 93 00:06:15,725 --> 00:06:17,475 AH, I'VE HEARD BETTER. 94 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,677 IF I WERE IN CHARGE, I WOULDN'T TREAT YOU LIKE THIS. 95 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,013 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG BLOWHARD. 96 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:27,619 SIR, YOU FORGET YOURSELF. SHUT UP! 97 00:06:30,407 --> 00:06:32,473 [ Slurping ] 98 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:36,210 BEING CAPTAIN IS OBVIOUSLY MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN BEING MY FRIEND. 99 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,697 - I'M GOING. - GOING? 100 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:42,133 BUT A CAPTAIN CAN'T DRINK WITHOUT HIS FIRST MATE. 101 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:47,472 YOU CAN DRINK WITH ME, MAYBE? 102 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,707 I DON'T FEEL LIKE DRINKING. 103 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,577 THEN IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I SEE SOME RAVIOLI... 104 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,113 THAT ONLY HAS TWO SHOE PRINTS ON IT. 105 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,098 [ Squishing ] THREE. 106 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,767 [ Voracious Chewing ] 107 00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:07,325 [ Bender ] ♪ OH, GREENLAND IS A BARREN LAND ♪ 108 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:10,528 ♪ A LAND THAT BEARS NO GREEN ♪ 109 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:14,666 ♪ WHERE THERE'S ICE AND SNOW AND THE WHALEFISHIES BLOW ♪♪ 110 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,801 CAPTAIN, PLEASE, HAVE SOME LIQUOR. 111 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,270 YOU ROBOTS NEED ALCOHOL TO FUNCTION. 112 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:22,089 [ Grunts ] I ONCE KNEW A GUY. 113 00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:25,293 YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. HE WASN'T NEITHER. 114 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,229 [ Groans ] I'M A GOOD CAPTAIN. 115 00:07:28,298 --> 00:07:30,832 PLEASE, SIR. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FATHER. 116 00:07:30,901 --> 00:07:32,918 [ Gasps ] [ Bone Snaps ] 117 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:40,391 HERE THEY COME. OH, I HOPE THEY READ MY SIGN. 118 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,163 [ Leela ] BENDER'S FLYING TOO LOW! 119 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:48,449 AND HE'S UPSIDE DOWN! HE MUST BE TALKING ON A CELL PHONE. 120 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,693 [ Beeping ] [ Snoring ] 121 00:07:58,762 --> 00:08:01,245 [ Mumbling ] WHAT'S HAPPENING? 122 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:05,066 ALL 6,000 HULLS HAVE BEEN BREACHED! 123 00:08:05,134 --> 00:08:09,286 OH, THE FOOLS! IF ONLY THEY'D BUILT IT WITH 6,001 HULLS. 124 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:11,273 WHEN WILL THEY LEARN? 125 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,293 [ All Screaming ] 126 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,512 [ Sighs ] 127 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,990 CONTINUING OUR COVERAGE OF A TRAGIC, BUT FARAWAY, STORY. 128 00:08:29,059 --> 00:08:31,008 THE CRISIS ON PLUTO WORSENS... 129 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,844 AS DARK MATTER SPREADS THROUGHOUT THE PENGUIN HABITAT. 130 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:37,531 THE IMAGES ARE TRULY HORRIFIC. [ Coughing ] 131 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:43,154 [ Cartoon Sound Effects ] 132 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:45,223 I DON'T THINK ANY OF US CAN UNDERSTAND... 133 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:49,160 HOW THOSE POOR, OIL-DRENCHED PENGUINS FEEL. 134 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:52,363 [ Laughing ] OILY HUMANOID. 135 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,118 AT THE TIME OF THE CRASH, THE TANKER CAPTAIN... 136 00:08:57,186 --> 00:08:59,754 HAD AN ALCOHOL LEVEL OF .08%, 137 00:08:59,823 --> 00:09:02,974 WELL BELOW THE LEGAL LIMIT FOR ROBOTS. 138 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,294 - [ Groans ] - SON, AS YOUR LAWYER, 139 00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:10,030 I DECLARE Y'ALL ARE IN A 12-PIECE BUCKET OF TROUBLE. 140 00:09:10,099 --> 00:09:12,032 BUT I DONE STRUCK YOU A DEAL. 141 00:09:12,101 --> 00:09:16,437 FIVE HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE CLEANING UP THAT OL' MESS YOU CAUSED. 142 00:09:16,506 --> 00:09:20,875 FIVE HOURS? AW, MAN. COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST GOTTEN ME THE DEATH PENALTY? 143 00:09:20,944 --> 00:09:24,178 I'D HAVE DONE BETTER, BUT IT'S PLUMB HARD PLEADING A CASE... 144 00:09:24,247 --> 00:09:27,832 WHILE AWAITING TRIAL FOR THAT THERE INCOMPETENCE. 145 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,834 YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 146 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,221 [ Penguins Quacking ] 147 00:09:46,937 --> 00:09:51,089 [ Flesh Squeaking ] NOW YOU STAY AWAY FROM THOSE PUFFIN TWINS. 148 00:09:51,141 --> 00:09:53,073 [ Squawking ] 149 00:09:53,142 --> 00:09:55,092 GOOD WAY TO AVOID FROSTBITE, FOLKS-- 150 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,562 PUT YOUR HANDS BETWEEN YOUR BUTTOCKS. 151 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,563 THAT'S NATURE'S POCKET. 152 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,665 UH, I THINK I'LL GO CHECK ON BENDER. 153 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,068 WATCH THAT HE DOESN'T PICK YOUR POCKET. 154 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,707 [ Gulping, Sighs ] 155 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,475 CAN'T BEAT FRESH-SQUEEZED. 156 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:13,878 BENDER, CAN YOU AT LEAST PRETEND YOU'RE BEING PUNISHED? 157 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,416 AND CLEAN THE BLACK PARTS TOO. 158 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,184 [ Mimicking ] 159 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:23,455 ARE THEY BLACK WITH WHITE FEATHERS OR WHITE WITH BLACK FEATHERS? 160 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,591 [ Deep Voice ] IT DON'T MATTER, BABY. THEY'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL. 161 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,326 [ Both Sighing ] 162 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,845 YO, SCREWS, MORE TEGRIN OVER HERE. 163 00:10:30,913 --> 00:10:33,597 OH-HOO, WHAT'S THIS? 164 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,743 [ Quacking ] 165 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,512 [ Chuckling ] 166 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,535 OH, MAN, HE GOT AWAY. 167 00:10:53,603 --> 00:10:55,904 I GUESS THIS IS WHY CHIEF SAYS NO HUGGING. 168 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:01,642 GOOD WORK, EVERYONE. I SUGGEST YOU ALL GO GET SOME SLEEP. 169 00:11:01,711 --> 00:11:04,079 ME? WELL, I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT... 170 00:11:04,147 --> 00:11:07,198 SINGING SONGS ABOUT PENGUINS IN A FINE PIERCING TENOR. 171 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,384 HAS ANYONE SEEN BENDER? 172 00:11:10,453 --> 00:11:14,555 BENDER! HERE, ROBOT, ROBOT, ROBOT! 173 00:11:14,624 --> 00:11:16,474 [ Explosions On TV ] 174 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,577 HEY, WHY WEREN'T YOU KONG DONKEYS OUTSIDE CLEANING UP? 175 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:23,264 THEY SENT US INSIDE FOR DOING AN UNSATISFACTORY JOB... 176 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,517 AND EATING PENGUIN EGGS. 177 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:29,053 YOU ATE MOST OF THEM. SO, WHERE'S CAPTAIN BENDER? 178 00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:31,322 OFF "CATASTROPHIZING" SOME OTHER PLANET? 179 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,958 - HUH? - DAMN IT, FRY! 180 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,361 HE MAY HAVE DONE WRONG, BUT HE'S STILL YOUR CAPTAIN. 181 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,996 I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM. HE DIDN'T COME BACK WITH THE GROUP. 182 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:43,518 HE DIDN'T? NO, AND WITH WINDCHILL IT'S 20 DEGREES BELOW ABSOLUTE ZERO. 183 00:11:43,587 --> 00:11:45,820 I BETTER GO FIND HIM. WAIT. LET ME. 184 00:11:45,889 --> 00:11:49,040 BENDER AND I HAVE OUR DISAGREEMENTS, BUT WE'RE STILL FRIENDS. 185 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,376 AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM WHAT THAT MEANS. 186 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,564 TO THE SHIP! WHY DON'T YOU JUST WALK? 187 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,983 HE WAS ONLY ABOUT 20 YARDS FROM HERE. 188 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,135 MADAM, I AM IN COMMAND NOW. 189 00:12:01,204 --> 00:12:03,154 SUCH A MAN. 190 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,224 I'D FOLLOW HIM TO HELL AND BACK, I WOULD. 191 00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:13,698 [ Snoring ] 192 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,554 [ Water Splashing ] [ Gasping ] 193 00:12:20,623 --> 00:12:22,573 WHAT THE-- 194 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,976 [ Blubbering ] 195 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,145 WHAT'S THIS WATER MADE OF, ICE? 196 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,681 FORGET THIS! 197 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,684 [ Screams ] 198 00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:40,074 [ Screaming Continues ] 199 00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:42,744 [ Groaning ] 200 00:12:42,812 --> 00:12:45,046 [ Whistling ] 201 00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:54,022 [ Quacking ] [ Bender Beeping ] 202 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:05,883 - [ Quacking ] - [ Quacking ] 203 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,722 [ All Quacking ] 204 00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:16,010 CAPTAIN, I DON'T THINK WE'RE ON PLUTO ANY LONGER. 205 00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:18,563 IN FACT, WE MAY HAVE LEFT SPACE AS WE KNOW IT. 206 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,566 THEN WHERE ARE WE? YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO NAVIGATE. 207 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,902 STOP YELLING AT ME! [ Sobbing ] 208 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,989 [ All Quacking ] 209 00:13:29,525 --> 00:13:33,327 - [ Chirping ] - [ Weakly Quacking ] 210 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,940 [ Disappointed Quack ] 211 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,585 [ Sighing ] 212 00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:06,110 [ Groaning ] 213 00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:12,082 [ Quacks ] 214 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,062 [ Chirping ] 215 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,254 [ Retching ] 216 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,813 FOLKS, IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT. 217 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,217 SEEMS DARK MATTER IS NATURE'S SEX DRUG. 218 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:49,971 IT'S LIKE A PERVERTED TRAIL MIX OF PENGUIN ESTROGEN, 219 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,807 PENGUIN VIAGRA AND SPANISH PENGUIN FLY. 220 00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:55,426 - WHY, IT'S MAKING 'EM ULTRA-FERTILE. - HOW ULTRA? 221 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:58,879 WELL, YOUR GARDEN VARIETY PENGUIN LAYS ONE EGG A YEAR. 222 00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:02,817 SINCE THE SPILL, OUR PENGUINS HAVE BEEN LAYING SIX EGGS EVERY 15 MINUTES. 223 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:06,020 - [ All Gasp ] - ALSO, THE EGGS HATCH IN ONLY 12 HOURS. 224 00:15:06,088 --> 00:15:08,889 - [ All Gasp ] - ALSO, THE MALES ARE LAYIN' EGGS. 225 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:11,809 [ Gasps ] 226 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,828 THIS MAN HAS OVER-GASPED. 227 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,533 IF THE BIRDS KEEP MULTIPLYING, THERE'LL SOON BE TOO MANY TO COUNT. 228 00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:21,902 BEFORE LONG, THE PENGUINS WILL EXHAUST THEIR FOOD SUPPLY... 229 00:15:21,972 --> 00:15:24,455 AND STARVE TO DEATH. 230 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,124 OH, IF ONLY WE HADN'T FLOWN PENGUINS TO PLUTO... 231 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,943 AND DUMPED OIL ON THEM, THIS MIGHT NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. 232 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,945 CAN'T WE STOP THEM FROM MULTIPLYING? 233 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:36,150 YES, I RECKON IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY. AND THANKFULLY, WE HAVE A PLAN. 234 00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:38,035 WHAT IS IT? WE'LL DO ANYTHING. 235 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,271 EVERYONE, GRAB YOUR GUNS. 236 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:43,691 I DECLARE PENGUIN HUNTIN' SEASON OFFICIALLY OPEN! 237 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,547 [ All Quacking ] 238 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,884 WE CAN'T SHOOT PENGUINS! 239 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,287 ISN'T THERE SOME WAY TO KEEP THEM FROM BREEDING? 240 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:59,557 COLD SHOWERS DON'T WORK ON ANTARCTIC CREATURES. 241 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,493 SURELY YOU AGREE THAT A QUICK SEMI-PAINLESS DEATH... 242 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,862 IS A DAMN SIGHT BETTER THAN WEEKS OF STARVATION. 243 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:08,282 WELL, I SUPPOSE, BUT I MEAN, 244 00:16:08,351 --> 00:16:12,169 I JOINED PENGUINS UNLIMITED TO LOVE PENGUINS, NOT TO HUNT THEM. 245 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,255 THIS TIME THE TWO ARE ONE AND THE SAME. 246 00:16:14,324 --> 00:16:17,825 NOW, ARE YOU WITH US, OR ARE YOU GONNA LET INNOCENT PENGUINS SUFFER? 247 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,294 [ All Quacking ] 248 00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:25,382 OH, GOD, IT'S INHUMAN! IT'S LIKE HONG KONG! I'LL DO IT! 249 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:30,037 THAT'S A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED GUN. SIMPLE POINT-AND-CLICK INTERFACE. 250 00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:32,623 - RIFLE CHECK! - OH, YEAH! 251 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,325 WHEE DOGGIE! 252 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,543 HEY, YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS. 253 00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:39,146 LOOK, NOBODY ENJOYS SHOOTIN' PENGUINS. 254 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,266 BUT IF YOU HAVE TO SHOOT PENGUINS, WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY IT. 255 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:46,537 I'M SORRY, BUT IF IT'S FUN IN ANY WAY, IT'S NOT ENVIRONMENTALISM. 256 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,440 OH, REALLY? HOW 'BOUT BLOWIN' UP DAMS? 257 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,709 YEAH, THAT IS FUN. [ Cocks Rifle ] 258 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,828 LET'S "CONSERVATE." 259 00:16:55,965 --> 00:17:00,518 [ Fry Screaming ] IT'S BEEN AN HONOR TO SERVE UNDER YOU, SIR. 260 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,876 ALL RIGHT. THIS IS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD. 261 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:13,130 DON'T LEAVE ORPHANS. GOTTA KILL ENTIRE FAMILIES. 262 00:17:14,317 --> 00:17:16,266 [ Chirping ] 263 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:21,605 BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE. NO, YOU CAN DO THIS. 264 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,541 IT'S JUST LIKE MURDERING A LITTLE BUTLER. 265 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,760 I-- I CAN'T LOOK. 266 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,400 - [ Rifle Blast ] - [ Squawking ] 267 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,402 OH, NO! [ Sobbing ] 268 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,737 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 269 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,227 [ Sobs ] YOU POOR LITTLE GUY. 270 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,896 I'M SO SORRY I-- BENDER? 271 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,301 [ Bender Beeps ] 272 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:57,758 WHAT'S GOING ON? WERE YOU HIDING OUT WITH THESE LITTLE GUYS? 273 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,444 OF COURSE NOT! FILTHY ICE RATS! 274 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,813 SCAT! SHOO! [ Chirping ] 275 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,832 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET AWAY. 276 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,034 AW, THEY LOVE YOU. 277 00:18:07,102 --> 00:18:09,253 WELL, I DON'T LOVE THEM. 278 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,905 - [ Chirping ] - [ Sighs, Retches ] 279 00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:18,479 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT WHEN I LOOK DOWN AT THEIR LITTLE FACES, 280 00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:21,365 IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE... IN A GOOD WAY. 281 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,719 [ All Shouting Excitedly ] 282 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,262 [ Rifle Blasts Continue ] STOP! STOP SHOOTING! 283 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:38,382 IT'S ME, LEELA. SORRY. 284 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,435 WHY AREN'T YOU FIRING RANDOMLY INTO THOSE BIRDS, LITTLE LADY? 285 00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:43,871 DON'T YOU WANNA HELP 'EM? NOT THIS WAY. 286 00:18:43,939 --> 00:18:47,508 WHAT? WHY, YOU'RE NOT A TREE-HUGGIN' KOOK AT ALL. 287 00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:51,295 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF SHOOTING PENGUINS WILL HELP THE ENVIRONMENT OR NOT, 288 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:54,364 BUT I DO KNOW THE DECISION SHOULDN'T BE IN THE HANDS OF PEOPLE... 289 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,433 WHO JUST WANNA KILL FOR FUN. 290 00:18:56,502 --> 00:19:01,138 LEELA, YOU MAY JUST BE FARMIN' SOME FREE-RANGE TRUTH THERE. 291 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,457 ON THE OTHER HAND, WE ALREADY MADE UP... 292 00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:06,193 200 POUNDS OF BATTER FOR PENGUIN TEMPURA. 293 00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:08,362 OKAY, BOYS, IT'S THEM OR US! 294 00:19:08,431 --> 00:19:10,965 NO! 295 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:13,334 - HEY, WHERE'D THEY-- - ATTACK! 296 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,687 [ All Quacking ] 297 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,191 [ All Gasp ] 298 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,532 [ Panting ] OH, GOD. 299 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,937 MAKE SURE THEY USE EVERY PART OF MY BODY! 300 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,340 I'LL AVENGE YOUR DEATH, SON! 301 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,076 THEY USED TO BE SUCH PEACEFUL BIRDS. 302 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:42,313 I SUPPOSE THIS WAS YOUR DOING. YEP, IT'S LIKE I TAUGHT 'EM. 303 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,433 IF IT AIN'T BLACK AND WHITE, PECK, SCRATCH AND BITE. 304 00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,501 NOW, TO TAKE OFF MY TUXEDO. 305 00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:54,959 GUYS, IT'S ME, YOUR LOVABLE DICTATOR. 306 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,427 UH-OH. [ Screaming ] 307 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,319 OH! IF ONLY WE HAD A TOBOGGAN. 308 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,823 FASTER! FASTER! 309 00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:20,417 [ Grunting ] 310 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,288 [ Both Sigh ] 311 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,427 OH, RIGHT, THEY CAN SWIM. IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW. 312 00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:34,281 [ Gasping ] 313 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,785 IT'S FRY. WIGGLES? 314 00:20:45,628 --> 00:20:48,862 WELL, AT LEAST IT'LL HELP REDUCE THEIR POPULATION. 315 00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:52,249 YEAH, LIFE IS HILARIOUSLY CRUEL. 316 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,401 [ Laughing ] 317 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,937 [ Gasping ] 318 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,108 PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD, WIGGLES? GRANTED. 319 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:05,562 WE CAN'T TAKE OFF WITHOUT OUR CAPTAIN. [ Clearing Throat ] 320 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,416 OH, AND BRING MY TOBOGGAN. 321 00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:14,922 SO, LEELA, WERE YOU ABLE TO HELP THE PENGUINS? 322 00:21:14,991 --> 00:21:17,775 WELL, SURE. I MEAN, NOT REALLY. 323 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:20,394 I MEAN, NATURE WILL WORK ITSELF OUT. 324 00:21:20,463 --> 00:21:23,013 IT CAN'T SCREW THINGS UP ANY WORSE THAN WE DID TRYING TO FIX THINGS. 325 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,999 RIGHT? [ Mumbles ] I DON'T KNOW. 326 00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:28,536 AH, QUIT YOUR WORRYING. THANKS TO MY SHINING INFLUENCE, 327 00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:31,938 THOSE STUPID BIRDS WILL DO JUST FINE. 328 00:21:46,355 --> 00:21:48,021 [ Chambers Loading ] 328 00:21:49,305 --> 00:22:49,425 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app