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Bendless Love
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- Guidance system?
- Online.
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- Autopilot?
- Present.
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- Dark-matter indicator?
- Making a noise.
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All systems operational.
Let's rock.
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Gentlemen, I've completed
my report on the crash.
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I'm not reading that!
Summarize it in one word.
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Sabotage.
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This is a normal L-unit. Without it,
space travel is the dream of a madman.
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- Yep.
- It's an important unit.
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And this, my friends, is the L-unit
I just removed from the ship.
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That's not an L!
Unless you count lowercase.
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You know we don't!
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Whoever did this was strong. This
is 340 pounds of Tonka-tough steel.
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It should look like this:
But, instead, it looks like this:
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- Who would do that?
- Who could do that?
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And by "that," I mean this:
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It looks like we have
another mystery on our hands.
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I'd better make a chart of suspects.
I'll draw a line with my straightedge.
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Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe!
My edge has been bent!
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My javelin too!
It's ruined!
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Now we'll never beat Jupiter State!
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My Slinky!
My cuddly little pet Slinky!
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What's all the hubbub?
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Even the professor's been bent.
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Thank you for your sympathy,
talking square of linoleum.
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I'll get you fixed up.
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- That's fine.
- What did you do to the professor?
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I bent him.
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- Aha!
- It's Bender!
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A bunch of stuff gets bent, so it must
be the robot designed for bending.
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I know, we'll check last night's
surveillance tapes.
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- Tapes?
- You've seen me naked?
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Last night's tape. It was right next
to Bathroom Bloopers Four.
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See? Nothing! I told you, losers!
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Wait, there on the screen!
It's that guy you are!
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- I'm sleepwalking!
- We've got robots on the ceiling.
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You weren't sleepwalking,
you were sleep-bending.
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This is quite a shock.
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On the other hand, it's not surprising.
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After all, I've been bending
since the day I was built.
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I was born on an assembly line
in the bad part of Tijuana.
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Mama.
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Hooray! I graduated!
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Time to bend around Europe for
a few months, then get a job bending.
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- You remember your birth?
- It was only four years ago.
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- You're only four years old?
- Precocious little scamp, ain't I?
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Bender must have a need to bend
that's not satisfied by his lifestyle.
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He can't stay. He's a menace to every
straight person in the company.
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Go satisfy your bend-lust.
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And don't you come back
to work until you do!
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No more bending, no more work
Give us a raise, you big fat jerk
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Nevers!
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Yo! The mafia supports you!
But don't tell no one! Spread the word!
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As duly elected mobsters
of this union...
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...it's our duty to support
the struggle of these slobs.
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- What if management is "intragnizent"?
- In context, it's clear what you mean.
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In that case, Clamps may have
a surprise for them.
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The clamps!
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Right?
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Aw, no! A strike?
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Now I'll never get to bend anything!
Oh, woe is Bender!
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Management refused to switch
casual Friday to Monday.
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- What?!
- They hire scabs at 1 0 times our wage!
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Ten times normal wage!
I'll give those jerks what for!
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- Welcomes aboard, scab.
- Great to be here.
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I'll introduces you to your scab
coworkers you'll be scabbing with.
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This here's our
scab foreman.
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- Flexo?
- Bender?
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Sorry you got sent to that South
American Turkish prison instead of me.
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You bastard! They treated me like
an animal! And that's what I became!
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No, you're all right.
Good to see you!
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And here's another scab
what also works here, Angleene.
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Hello.
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Hey, you guys want
to move that things?
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Hello!
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- Give us a raise, you big fat jerk
- Nevers!
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- Hi, Angleene. What you up to?
- Making hangers.
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- Counselor said I had a knack for it.
- That's cool.
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So, I was wondering if...
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You know, it's cool if not, but...
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- What are you doing after work?
- What I always do. Jack squat.
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Me too. Man, we have a lot
in common, huh?
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Well, we are made of virtually
identical components.
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Are you sure? Maybe I should
peek at your access panel.
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Hey, according to the Scab Handbook,
that's inappropriate banter.
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And that's just
the way I like it.
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Haile H. Selassie!
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There, little friend. Good as new.
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What an exquisite day! That azure sky.
The verdant treetops.
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Those delightful birds with their chirp,
chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat.
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I've never seen you so cheerful.
What's wrong with you?
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Seeing things from a new perspective
has reminded me of life's beauty...
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...or perhaps my posture is causing
blood to pool in the back of my brain...
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...resulting in a mild delirium. By
the way, you have a dime up your nose.
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I wish. It's a nickel.
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Union forever! Lousy scabs!
They can't do those things! Et cetera!
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I bet watching me bend girders
turns your legs rubbery.
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My legs are made of rubber.
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And anyway, I am just
as strong as you are, Mac.
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Oh, yeah? Prove it.
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Here. Let me help you.
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My new bent outlook
has completely re-energized me.
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I'm even dating a young,
Brazilian, retired actress.
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Some say I'm robbing the cradle,
but I say she's robbing the grave.
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Howdy, doodies! What's new?
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I was regaling your former coworkers
with a tale of bedroom antics...
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Big whoop, no one cares.
I got Bender-related news.
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I'm in love. And I'm taking
all my friends out to celebrate.
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Let's get liquored up!
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Hey, look at this crowd.
You guys gotta try the pasta.
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It's got a nice profit margin. Bam!
So, special occasion tonight?
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- You'll never guess what's happened!
- Bam?
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- I've met the most dynamite lady-bot.
- Hey, that's terrific!
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To celebrate, I'm gonna stick
seven copies of my book on your bill.
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Bless you, sir.
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So, Bender, tell us about
this new girlfriend of yours.
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I intend to, through
the lost art of the toast.
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To Angleene. She's got it all.
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Looks, charm and the love
of a fabulous bending robot.
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She sure does.
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Flexo!
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Careful, that's a week old.
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I finally meet a nice girl,
with legs that don't quit...
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...and that jerk Flexo
steals her away?
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It's time to kick some shiny,
metal ass!
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You degenerate hussy!
I'm disappointed in you too, Angleene!
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- Bender, it's not what you think!
- God, then it's worse than I think!
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Now look, there is no reason
to be upset.
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- Flexo and I are divorced.
- Div... Huh?
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We're just having dinner
to stay friends.
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I knew that. What I'm outraged
by is your choice of wine!
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- Really, it's the steward's fault.
- Excellent choice, sir.
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That Flexo, why, I'm knocking him
on his butt. I can't believe this.
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Obsessing won't help, Bender.
Take a lean back and enjoy life.
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My fembot may be in love
with another manbot.
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Well, talk to her. Tell her your
feelings in an honest way.
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Either that, or be a man.
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I've constructed an elaborate lie.
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I'll call Angleene, pretend
to be Flexo, arrange a date...
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...show up as him and catch her
two-timing me with myself.
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That's thinking like a man.
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Hello? This is Flexo.
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Now we'll see who loves whom.
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- Hey, hot stuff.
- Hey, Flexo.
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Since when do you go to bars
on work nights? It's not like you.
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Nonsense. It's exactly like me.
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Flexo, the fun-loving love machine
fembots love to love.
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I'll have a fuzzy navel. She'll
have the girliest drink in the house.
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- Two fuzzy navels coming up.
- I hope they can change a fortune.
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Get an eye-load of that scab with the
beard flashing his filthy scab money.
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It's an insult, boss.
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That cash should be slushing
my fund and kicks-ing my back.
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- I'm greasing up my whoozits!
- Whoa. Not yet.
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Let's just see if he does it
a couple more times.
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- You're looking good.
- Quit making googly eyes.
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- I'm in love with Bender.
- Bender? That walking wuss factory?
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He may be a walking factory,
but he is no wuss.
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You and me are through.
I told you when I divorced you.
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Going through a divorce,
tell me that didn't bring us closer.
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Care to dance?
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You know I love dancing,
but you always hated it.
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In that case, it's something
I've always wanted to make up to you.
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Hey, Scratch-Mo!
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Drop me and the lady
some rump-rattling beats.
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I'd hoped by the second time he
flashed cash, my rage would subside.
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Sadly, that has not happened.
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You used to be so inflexible, Flexo.
You've really loosened up.
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I recently upgraded my funk card.
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- Come on!
- All right!
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Hit me! Come on, now!
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What's new?
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Flexo, what's going on?
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Flexo!
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The moral of the story is: If you want
it to stay sunk, tie a weight to it!
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Yeah! You always were a kick
in the teeth, man.
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Aw, shucks, thunder-buns.
You make me feel like a million volts.
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Flexo, I'm starting to remember
why I fell for you in the first place.
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So she's falling for Flexo, eh?
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I'd better seduce her a little more
just to be sure.
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It's late. I should get home
to my trailer.
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I'll walk you out. A true gentleman
tends to his date's every need.
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Tiparillo?
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Here you are, my lad. Bring the lady's
car around in the finest way possible.
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He's flashing his cash again.
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- How many times is that?
- Three!
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That's the necessary number of times.
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That scab's gonna have
an on-the-job accident.
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Don-bot, I don't think we should
rely on an accident happening.
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Let's kill him ourselves.
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Well, good night. I had a great time.
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How about a lift? To your place?
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- What?!
- Admit it...
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...you felt something for me tonight.
And by me, I mean Flexo.
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- Hey, look. I had fun, but...
- But?
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- But...
- But?
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But...
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- Huh? Bender, you tricked me!
- That's right, baby!
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I ain't your lover-boy, Flexo,
the guy you love so much.
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You even love anybody
pretending to be him!
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Maybe I love you no matter
who you're pretending to be!
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Oh, how I wish I could believe
or understand that!
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There's only one reasonable course
of action now: Kill Flexo!
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No!
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Thanks, I appreciate that.
Nah, I'm joshing you.
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- That was annoying.
- You call yourself divorced?
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You're mocking one
of our oldest institutions!
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What?
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Give the word and I'll drop this
unbendable girder. Clamp-ka-bamp!
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Only kill the one with the beard. That
other scab, we got nothing against.
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That's low.
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Please stop! I'm not worth it!
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Probably not! But I love you, and I'm
gonna kick his ass till I win you back!
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Okay, Clamps. Now!
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Oh, that's gotta clamp.
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- Flexo, are you okay?
- Yeah. Never better.
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- I'm yanking your chain. I'm dying.
- You can't die!
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- Bender showed me that I love you.
- But I love you.
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I know, and I care for you too.
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But I could never love anyone as much
as you made me realize I love Flexo!
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But...
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I love you so much, I want you
to be happy, no matter what.
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying...
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...I've got an unbendable
girder to bend.
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You can't bend it.
It's unbendable!
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I don't know anything about lifting,
so that just leaves us the one option.
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Thanks. Another year under that
and I'd have been a goner.
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I'll always remember this, Bender.
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Me too. Me too.
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Jerk.
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Flexo and Angleene had sex
right on the factory floor?
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- You got bending out of your system.
- Yes.
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I won't be up to bending again
for a long, long time.
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Perhaps it's your outlook
that needs a bend...
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...a bend to a place where happiness
is perpendicular to wonderment.
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- We're sick of your upbeat attitude.
- I'll say.
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Nonsense. It's just like
in the song I wrote:
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We all need a new angle on life
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You've gotta help us.
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00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:47,608 X1:164 X2:554 Y1:451 Y2:516
I try to get out, but they keep
pulling me back in!
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Wangle a new dangle on life
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- No, the other way!
- I like him better this way.
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- I'm sad now.
- It's fine.
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