1 00:00:03,954 --> 00:00:06,538 [ Man ] ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,993 [ Barking, Bleating, Whinnying ] 4 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,430 [ Whinnying ] [ Pig Oinking ] 5 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,648 IS NIBBLER STOKED FOR THE BIG PET SHOW? 6 00:01:06,717 --> 00:01:09,801 HE OUGHTA BE, WITH ALL THE STRICT TRAINING I'VE BEEN PUTTING HIM THROUGH. 7 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:12,871 NIBBLER, ROLL OVER, AND YOU GET A HAM. 8 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,207 ROLL OVER. ROLL OVER FOR THE HAM. 9 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,692 [ Whimpering ] 10 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,713 YOU ARE SO ADORABLE. WHO WANTS A HAM? 11 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,266 [ Snorting, Gulps ] 12 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,267 ZOOKA BAROOKA! 13 00:01:26,337 --> 00:01:30,472 FIRST PRIZE IS $500 AND A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF DOG FOOD! 14 00:01:30,541 --> 00:01:32,808 FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS, YOU SAY? 15 00:01:32,876 --> 00:01:36,611 DOG FOOD, YOU SAY? [ Slurping ] 16 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,630 [ Barking ] 17 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,666 [ Bleating ] [ Fry ] MAN, THAT DOG'S GONNA BE HARD TO BEAT. 18 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,735 LOOK AT HIM BRING IN THE SHEEP. 19 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:47,573 ONE SHEEP, TWO SHEEP-- [ Yawns ] THREE SHEEP. 20 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,642 [ Snoring, Whistling ] THE DOG'S GOOD. 21 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:53,244 BUT OUR REAL COMPETITION IS THE HYPNO-TOAD. 22 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,514 [ Electronic Humming Sound ] 23 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,450 [ Bleating ] 24 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,008 [ Muttering ] [ Humming Sound ] 25 00:02:10,013 --> 00:02:12,431 [ Crowd Cheering ] 26 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:15,083 YOUR TURN, NIBBLER HONEY. HERD THOSE SHEEP! 27 00:02:15,152 --> 00:02:17,252 [ Bleating ] 28 00:02:17,321 --> 00:02:21,173 [ Bleating Continues ] COME ON, NIBBLER! 29 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,309 [ Chomping, Slobbering, Gulping ] 30 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,611 [ Belches ] 31 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,047 MA'AM, I HAVE A LATE ENTRY. 32 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:32,684 MY HARD-SHELLED WHOOPING TERRIER, MR. ZOIDBERG. 33 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,587 [ High-pitched Whooping ] 34 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,090 [ Whooping ] 35 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,994 FASTER! FASTER! [ Whooping ] 36 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:46,881 OH! [ Grunting ] 37 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:48,950 [ Crowd Cheering ] 38 00:02:49,018 --> 00:02:52,404 OW. SUCK IN THAT GUT! YOU WANT TO BE SPAYED? 39 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,556 AHH. 40 00:02:54,624 --> 00:02:56,658 [ Giggling ] 41 00:02:56,726 --> 00:02:59,861 SILENCE, YOU CUR! PUFF OUT THAT BRISKET. 42 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,930 ♪♪ [ Flamenco ] 43 00:03:01,998 --> 00:03:04,332 [ Rhythmic Clacking ] 44 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:09,404 I SHOULD BE WEEPING! I'M NOT WEEPING! 45 00:03:09,473 --> 00:03:13,692 [ Fearful Warbling ] 46 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:19,097 [ Laughing ] I LOVE THESE THINGS! 47 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,250 [ Growling ] [ Screaming ] 48 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:25,320 SHAKE PAWS, NIBBLER. COME ON. SHAKE. 49 00:03:25,388 --> 00:03:28,156 HE MIGHT BE A LITTLE HUNGRY. SHAKE, BOY! 50 00:03:28,225 --> 00:03:30,993 USUALLY HE'S HAD MORE HAM BY NOW. SHAKE! 51 00:03:31,061 --> 00:03:34,262 [ Angry Babbling ] 52 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:40,601 - [ Yells, Grunting ] - [ Gasps ] 53 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,842 [ Screaming ] 54 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:49,761 [ Scream Growing Louder ] 55 00:03:51,515 --> 00:03:53,865 [ Screeching ] 56 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:56,518 [ Screaming, Gasping ] 57 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:58,537 [ Cheering ] 58 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:03,275 THIRD PRIZE, A PARTY-SIZED KEG OF GUINEA PIGS, 59 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,927 GOES TO DAVE SPIEGEL... 60 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:08,013 AND HIS OWNER, FLUFFERS. 61 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,881 [ Cheering, Applauding ] 62 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:14,335 SECOND PRIZE, THIS LOVELY AFGHAN MADE FROM AN AFGHAN, 63 00:04:14,404 --> 00:04:18,690 GOES TO BENDER AND HIS WHOOPING TERRIER! 64 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:22,761 SECOND PLACE? THAT'S A FANCY WORD FOR LOSING! 65 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,996 YOU... DIDN'T... STICK YOUR LANDING! 66 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:28,100 - FORGIVE ME, MY FRIEND. - NEVER! 67 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,168 AND BEFORE WE ANNOUNCE THE WINNER, 68 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:33,305 WE HAVE A SPECIAL AWARD FOR A FIRST-TIME CONTESTANT-- 69 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:37,025 MS. LEELA AND HER MYSTERY PET, NIBBLER. [ Gasps ] 70 00:04:37,094 --> 00:04:39,411 ME? AWARD? 71 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,596 HIM? ME? GOOD? 72 00:04:41,665 --> 00:04:45,333 THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF ELOQUENCE YOU'D EXPECT FROM THE OWNER OF... 73 00:04:45,401 --> 00:04:47,585 DUMBEST PET IN SHOW! 74 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:51,723 [ Crowd Laughing, Jeering ] 75 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,692 AND THE GRAND-PRIZE WINNER-- 76 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,978 [ Droning ] THE HYPNO-TOAD. 77 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,997 [ Electronic Humming ] 78 00:05:00,984 --> 00:05:04,019 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD. 79 00:05:04,088 --> 00:05:07,522 [ Siren Wailing ] 80 00:05:07,591 --> 00:05:10,758 [ Sighs ] MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT. MAYBE NIBBLER IS DUMB. 81 00:05:10,827 --> 00:05:12,760 DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! 82 00:05:12,829 --> 00:05:15,596 PEOPLE SAID I WAS DUMB, BUT I PROVED THEM. 83 00:05:15,665 --> 00:05:17,432 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! 84 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:21,086 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A DELIVERY TO THE PLANET TWEENIS 12, 85 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,455 BUT IT'S BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED. 86 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:26,024 - WHY IS THAT GOOD NEWS? - THEY PAID IN ADVANCE. 87 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:28,175 - [ Twanging Sound ] - EXCUSE ME. 88 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,595 THIS IS MIGHTY STRANGE. 89 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,515 FIRST THE CIVILIZATION OF SPACE ROME COLLAPSED, 90 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,950 THEN DON MARTIN III WENT KERFLOOEY, 91 00:05:36,019 --> 00:05:37,952 AND NOW TWEENIS 12. 92 00:05:38,021 --> 00:05:41,773 - LOOKS LIKE THIS PLANET IS NEXT IN LINE. - THAT'S EARTH. 93 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:45,626 - THE PLANET WE LIVE ON? - I'D HATE TO BE THOSE GUYS. 94 00:05:45,695 --> 00:05:48,162 [ Sniffing, Chirping ] 95 00:05:48,231 --> 00:05:51,782 [ Panicked Babbling ] 96 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,868 OOH! WHAT'S GOT INTO HIM? 97 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,571 HE'S TWITCHING LIKE ZOIDBERG WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS THE WORD "FOOD." 98 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,590 [ Growling ] WHAT NOW? 99 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:02,960 [ Chirping ] NO! NIBBLER, COME BACK! 100 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,467 TOO BAD NIBBLER'S NOT AROUND. 101 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:12,453 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO EAT THIS RAW, DRIPPING HAM BY MYSELF. 102 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,342 [ Electronic Humming ] NIBBLER? 103 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,747 NIBBLER, YOU'RE SCARING ME. 104 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:25,349 [ Gasps, Screams ] 105 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:28,002 [ Panting, Grunts ] 106 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:32,056 [ Gasps ] NIBBLER! 107 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,293 [ Grunting ] 108 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,818 AM I GOING CRAZY? 109 00:06:42,886 --> 00:06:45,703 HAVE MY YEARS OF WILD HEDONISM FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME? 110 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:58,049 [ Gasps ] NIBBLER, HELP! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! 111 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,223 [ Whimpering ] 112 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,459 [ Excited Babbling ] 113 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,460 [ Leela Groaning ] 114 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:19,570 UH, NIBBLER, COULD YOU SCOOCH THE SEAT UP JUST A LITTLE BIT? 115 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,769 [ Muttering ] 116 00:07:34,837 --> 00:07:38,373 LEELA BACK YET? FRY, HELP ME! MY HEART STOPPED BEATING! 117 00:07:38,442 --> 00:07:42,577 YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART. YOU'RE A ROBOT. SURE. RIGHT. 118 00:07:42,646 --> 00:07:46,681 ROBOT. OH, FRY, MY SKIN'S ALL DRY AND CLANKY! 119 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:49,251 WELL, YEAH. ROBOTS ARE MADE OF METAL. 120 00:07:49,319 --> 00:07:51,268 AM I A ROBOT? 121 00:07:51,337 --> 00:07:55,523 IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF SCAM, I DON'T GET IT. YOU ALREADY HAVE MY POWER OF ATTORNEY. 122 00:07:55,592 --> 00:08:00,078 FRY! [ Gasping ] MY SKIN! 123 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,297 OW! OW! OW! 124 00:08:02,365 --> 00:08:05,083 I'M A GENIUS. OW! OW! 125 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,268 [ Gurgling ] 126 00:08:07,337 --> 00:08:10,004 DR. ZOIDBERG, WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING SO WEIRD? 127 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,007 ZOIDBEE WANT BALLOON. WANT BALLOON NOW! 128 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,210 ZOIDBEE WANT GO OUTSIDE! 129 00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:17,411 AH, I JUST LET YOU BACK IN! 130 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:21,666 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 131 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:26,071 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FURRY LITTLE MORON, BUT HERE YOU ARE FLYING AN ADORABLE SPACESHIP. 132 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:29,290 IF ONLY YOU COULD TALK. [ Babbling ] 133 00:08:29,359 --> 00:08:34,195 WAIT! I UNDERSTOOD THAT. [ Babbling ] 134 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,232 YOU SAY YOU'RE TRANSMITTING YOUR THOUGHTS DIRECTLY TO MY BRAIN? 135 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,667 YEAH. [ Babbling ] 136 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:43,638 YOU SAY THOSE AWFUL FLYING BRAINS ARE MAKING EVERYONE ON EARTH STUPID? 137 00:08:43,706 --> 00:08:45,873 [ Babbling ] 138 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,276 OH! STUPIDER. 139 00:08:48,345 --> 00:08:51,379 AND YOU GO ON TO SAY THAT WE'RE HEADED FOR YOUR HOME PLANET, 140 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:54,615 WHERE YOUR RACE HAS LIVED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE? 141 00:08:54,684 --> 00:08:58,370 -[ Affirmative Chirp ] -SO, HOW DID THE UNIVERSE BEGIN? 142 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,789 [ Babbling, Low Growling ] 143 00:09:01,858 --> 00:09:04,742 [ Babbling, Low Grunting ] 144 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,094 THEN THE MEANING OF EXISTENCE-- [ Beeps ] 145 00:09:07,163 --> 00:09:09,230 SO EVERY RELIGION IS WRONG! 146 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,783 [ Gargling ] 147 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,645 ♪♪ [ Uptempo ] 148 00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:26,647 [ Grunting ] 149 00:09:26,716 --> 00:09:29,083 [ Grunts ] [ Giggling ] 150 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,152 YOU FELL. HI! 151 00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:33,221 TODAY SOME BAD THINGS HAPPENED. 152 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:36,291 ONE BAD THING WAS A TRAIN GOT CRASHED IN NEW JERSEY. 153 00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:38,292 WANT TO SEE? 154 00:09:38,362 --> 00:09:41,195 PEOPLE WON'T BE LATE FOR WORK, THOUGH, BECAUSE THE GOVERNOR LADY SAID, 155 00:09:41,264 --> 00:09:43,998 [ Mock Stern Voice ] "I'M SENDING IN MORE TRAINS." [ Horn Blows ] 156 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,601 [ Chattering ] WAIT FOR ME! 157 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,672 MORBO CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIS TELEPROMPTER. 158 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:54,241 HE FORGOT HOW YOU SAY THAT LETTER THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITH A HAT. 159 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:56,610 IT'S A "T." IT GOES "TUH." 160 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,580 HELLO, LITTLE MAN. I WILL DESTROY YOU! 161 00:09:59,649 --> 00:10:02,667 MAN, EVEN THE NEWSMONSTER IS ACTING STRANGE. 162 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,103 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? - DUH. I KNOW! 163 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:08,673 LET'S PLAY THE LOTTERY! NO! LET'S BUY INTERNET STOCK. 164 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,943 ON MARGIN! ZOIDBEE WANNA BUY ON MARGIN. 165 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,412 LOOK AT ME! I'M INVISIBLE. 166 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:18,483 WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. YOU'VE ALL BECOME IDIOTS! 167 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,802 HEY, LET'S ALL JOIN THE REFORM PARTY! 168 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,388 [ Cheering ] OH, YEAH! 169 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:43,241 WELCOME BACK, LORD NIBBLER, AMBASSADOR TO EARTH, HOME WORLD OF THE PIZZA BAGEL. 170 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,311 [ Low Voice ] THANK YOU. I BEAR MANY RECEIPTS FOR REIMBURSEMENT. 171 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,380 THE FOUR WELCOMES A FRIENDSHIP TO YOU AS WELL, LEELA. 172 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,951 WE SHALL MANIPULATE YOUR MIND, SO WE APPEAR TO BE SPEAKING YOUR LANGUAGE. 173 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:56,254 - DO NOT BE AFRAID, MY CHILD. - I'M NOT AFRAID. 174 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,056 UH, GOOD. GOOD. 175 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:01,509 SO YOUR REAL NAME IS LORD NIBBLER? THAT'S A COINCIDENCE. 176 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,511 THAT NAME IS FOR YOUR SAKE. 177 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:07,165 IN THE TIME IT WOULD TAKE TO PRONOUNCE ONE LETTER OF MY TRUE NAME, 178 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:11,502 A TRILLION COSMOSES WOULD FLARE INTO EXISTENCE AND SINK INTO ETERNAL NIGHT. 179 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,621 [ Chuckling ] OH, YOU'RE ALL SO CUTE! 180 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:17,241 NO, WE'RE NOT. WE NIBBLONIANS ARE AN ANCIENT AND POWERFUL RACE. 181 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:21,996 BEHOLD-- WHEN THE UNIVERSE WAS FORGED IN THE CRUCIBLE OF THE BIG BANG, 182 00:11:22,064 --> 00:11:25,366 OUR MIGHTY RACE WAS ALREADY 17 YEARS OLD. 183 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,119 - AWW! - [ Growling ] 184 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,622 [ Thunderclaps ] FOR THE FIRST MILLISECOND OF TIME, THINGS WERE OKAY, 185 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:35,826 BUT THEN THERE AROSE A TERRIBLE ENEMY-- THE BRAIN SPAWN. 186 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,896 [ Agitated Babbling ] 187 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,966 EVER SINCE, WE HAVE WAGED UNCEASING WAR... 188 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,201 AGAINST THESE DREADFUL-- 189 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:48,456 LUNCH IS READY. THEN LET THE FEAST OF A THOUSAND HAMS BEGIN! 190 00:11:48,525 --> 00:11:50,625 [ Slurping, Gobbling Sounds ] 191 00:11:50,694 --> 00:11:52,626 [ Belching ] 192 00:11:52,695 --> 00:11:56,397 SO WHY ARE THESE BRAIN SPAWN ATTACKING EARTH, NIBBLER? 193 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,117 THE BRAIN SPAWN HATE ALL CONSCIOUSNESS. 194 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:02,002 THE THOUGHTS OF OTHERS SCREECH AT THEM LIKE THE FORCED LAUGHS... 195 00:12:02,071 --> 00:12:04,188 OF A BILLION ART-HOUSE MOVIE PATRONS. 196 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,658 THUS THEY TRAVEL FROM WORLD TO WORLD, MAKING EVERYONE STUPID... 197 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,695 IN ORDER TO WIPE OUT ALL THOUGHT IN THE UNIVERSE. 198 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:14,999 WIPE OUT ALL THOUGHT? MY GOD! THEY'RE LIKE FLYING TELEVISIONS! 199 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,718 AND EVEN WE ARE POWERLESS TO STOP THEM, 200 00:12:17,787 --> 00:12:21,105 FEARSOME THOUGH WE ARE. [ Purring ] 201 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:24,158 THERE IS BUT ONE BEING WHO CAN RESIST THEM-- 202 00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:27,077 A CHILD OF DESTINY WHOSE BIZARRE BRAIN-WAVE PATTERN... 203 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,364 MAKES HIM IMMUNE TO THE BRAIN SPAWN ATTACK. 204 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:34,052 - HE IS THE HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE. - [ Gasps ] 205 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,672 THE FATE OF YOUR WORLD-- PERHAPS ALL WORLDS-- 206 00:12:37,741 --> 00:12:39,807 RESTS IN HIS SPECIAL MIND. 207 00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:42,410 NOW, WHEN YOU SAY "SPECIAL--" 208 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:45,496 [ People Screaming ] 209 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,383 [ Siren Wailing ] 210 00:12:49,452 --> 00:12:51,819 ATTENTION, NEW NEW YORKERS! 211 00:12:51,888 --> 00:12:54,906 STOP ACTING SO STUPID! 212 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,260 [ Amplified Squawk ] [ Screams ] 213 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:11,122 [ Leader #1 ] NIBBLONIAN FLEET HOLDING AT PERIMETER OF MORON ZONE, FORMERLY KNOWN AS EARTH. 214 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:14,125 WHY WOULD FRY BE IMMUNE TO THE FLYING BRAINS? 215 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,127 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T SHOWER? 216 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,480 THE BRAIN SPAWN SUPPRESS INTELLIGENCE BY ATTACKING THE DELTA BRAIN WAVE. 217 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,783 [ Beeping ] EVERY ANIMAL AND ROBOT IN THE UNIVERSE GENERATES THIS WAVE, 218 00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:24,785 AS DO CERTAIN TREES. 219 00:13:24,854 --> 00:13:28,389 [ Nibbler ] FRY, HOWEVER, DOES NOT. [ Flatline Tone ] 220 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:31,508 SOMEHOW HE HAS COBBLED TOGETHER A RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF OTHER BRAIN WAVES... 221 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,510 INTO A WORKING MIND. 222 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,930 LIKE A PROM DRESS MADE FROM CARPET REMNANTS. 223 00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:38,015 YES, LIKE YOUR PROM DRESS. 224 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,734 THE BRAIN SPAWN ARE COMMANDED BY A GIANT, EVIL BRAIN... 225 00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:43,304 WITH A GOOEY CENTER OF PURE HATE. 226 00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:47,758 ONLY FRY, WITH HIS SUPERIOR YET INFERIOR MIND, CAN APPROACH IT. 227 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:50,979 YOU MUST TELL HIM TO DISABLE IT. WE WILL DO THE REST. 228 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,314 - YOU CAN COUNT ON ME. - NO, WE CAN'T. 229 00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:56,384 ONCE ON EARTH, YOU WILL BE TOO STUPID TO REMEMBER THE MESSAGE. 230 00:13:56,452 --> 00:13:59,287 THAT'S WHY WE WROTE IT DOWN FOR YOU. 231 00:14:00,623 --> 00:14:03,524 WE'VE ALSO PREPARED A BAG LUNCH AND SOME MITTENS. 232 00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:09,397 TIME TO REEDUCATE YOU DUNCE BAGS. WE'LL START WITH U.S. PRESIDENTS. 233 00:14:09,465 --> 00:14:12,300 THIS WAS OUR FIRST PRESIDENT, GEORGE WASHINGTON. 234 00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:18,372 LET'S REVIEW. WHO WAS OUR FIRST PRESIDENT? 235 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,008 UM-- [ All Mumbling ] 236 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,311 A PICKLE JAR? THOMAS JEFFERSON? 237 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,629 [ Whistling ] 238 00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:31,335 LEELA! I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED! ARE YOU A BONEHEAD? 239 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,672 I HAVE TO TELL-- 240 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:39,460 MUST-- IMPORTANT-- SOMETHING. 241 00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:41,728 WHOA, WHOA. SLOW DOWN. YOU'RE GOING A MILE A MINUTE. 242 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,281 THIS! YOU FOR THIS. 243 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,701 THANKS! [ Blows Nose ] 244 00:14:46,769 --> 00:14:48,886 NO! 245 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:52,123 OW! FIRE HOT! 246 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,258 THE PROFESSIE WILL HELP. 247 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,744 [ Screams ] FIRE INDEED HOT! 248 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,030 [ Gasps ] 249 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,118 OH! CHESTER A. ARTHUR FALL DOWN. 250 00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:06,720 BRAIN! BRAIN MAKE PEOPLE DUMB. 251 00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:10,391 NO, LEELA. BRAIN MAKE PEOPLE SMART. 252 00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:14,161 [ Frustrated Grunt ] 253 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:19,850 [ Low Scream ] YOU GO FIGHT BIGGEST BRAIN OF ALL. 254 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,904 EVEN BIGGER THAN THOSE? HOLY NUTS! WHERE IS IT? 255 00:15:22,972 --> 00:15:24,989 - [ Slurred ] I DON'T KNOW. - HMM. 256 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,508 A GIANT BRAIN IS BASICALLY A GIANT NERD, 257 00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:31,679 AND WHERE WOULD A GIANT NERD BE? [ Dramatic Gasp ] 258 00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:34,332 [ Fry ] THE LIBRARY! [ Panting ] 259 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,667 [ Gasps ] [ Grunts ] 260 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,866 PATHETIC HUMAN RACE. 261 00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:55,886 ARRANGING THEIR KNOWLEDGE BY CATEGORY JUST MADE IT EASIER TO ABSORB. 262 00:15:55,955 --> 00:16:00,457 DEWEY, YOU FOOL! YOUR DECIMAL SYSTEM HAS PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY HANDS. 263 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,559 [ Sinister Laughing ] 264 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:08,315 - [ Gasps ] WHAT DO YOU WANT? - I'M HERE TO KICK YOUR ASS! 265 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,317 WISHFUL THINKING. 266 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,721 WE HAVE LONG SINCE EVOLVED BEYOND THE NEED FOR ASSES. 267 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:22,480 ODD. MY STUPEFACTION FIELD IS HAVING NO EFFECT ON YOUR ABILITY TO THINK. 268 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:27,285 THAT'S RIGHT! I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS A DANGEROUS THING! 269 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,721 OKAY. BETTER THINK OF A NEW PLAN. 270 00:16:30,774 --> 00:16:35,008 COME ON, FRY. THINK. THINKING. THINKING. 271 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,746 [ Groaning ] STOP THAT! 272 00:16:38,815 --> 00:16:42,367 HEY, THINKING HURTS HIM. MAYBE I CAN THINK OF A WAY TO USE THAT. 273 00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:47,154 - [ Groaning ] - AHA! PREPARE TO BE THOUGHT AT! 274 00:16:47,222 --> 00:16:50,558 LEELA, GIVE ME A TOPIC. DUH! 275 00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:53,427 - SERIOUSLY. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. - [ Laughing ] 276 00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,446 [ Whimpering ] 277 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,831 I GOTTA FIND SOMETHING TO MAKE ME THINK. 278 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:01,369 HARDY BOYS. TOO EASY. NANCY DREW. TOO HARD. 279 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:04,322 AH! PERFECT. BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES! 280 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,508 NO! IT'S UNBEARABLE! 281 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,781 THE BRAINS ARE WEAKENING. NIBBLONIANS TO NIBBLE STATIONS. 282 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,801 PREPARE CUDDLE BUG FOR DEPLOYMENT IN 40 NIBBLETS. 283 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,204 [ Sighs ] SOMETIMES I FEAR WE ARE CUTE. 284 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,206 OH, NIGGLE-SNOOSH! 285 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,875 [ Groaning ] TAKE THAT! AND THAT! 286 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,394 THIS SENTENCE I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT TAKE THIS ONE! 287 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,564 [ Groans ] YOU HAVE NOT WON YET. 288 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:34,218 EACH BOOK IN THIS ROOM IS A GATEWAY TO A MENTAL REALM, 289 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:38,071 AND I SHALL TAKE YOU THERE AND IMPRISON YOU FOREVER! 290 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,941 [ Whimpering ] ICKY! 291 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,098 [ Bird Screeches ] 292 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,316 [ Blubbering ] WHERE ARE WE? 293 00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:53,554 A GOLD DOUBLOON TO THE MAN WHO FIRST SPIES THE WHITE WHALE. 294 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:59,393 - BIG WHALE OVER THERE! - ARR! I SAW IT FIRST. 295 00:17:59,462 --> 00:18:03,614 WAIT! THAT NO WHITE WHALE. IT GRAY THINKIE WHALE. 296 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,133 QUEEQUEG, LET GO OF ME. I HAVE TO KILL IT! 297 00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:08,151 FAREWELL! 298 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,222 YOU WILL ALL BE TRAPPED IN THIS DENSE SYMBOLIST TOME... 299 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,524 FOREVER! 300 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,776 HUH? FOLLOW HIM! IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT. 301 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,395 [ All Grunting ] 302 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,798 [ Both Groaning ] 303 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,837 EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU SEEN A GIANT BRAIN? 304 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,224 YEP. I LET HIM HELP ME WHITEWASH AUNT POLLY'S FENCE. 305 00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:32,760 TOM SAWYER, YOU TRICKED ME. 306 00:18:32,828 --> 00:18:35,846 THIS IS LESS FUN THAN PREVIOUSLY INDICATED. 307 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:40,584 LET THIS CORNY SLICE OF AMERICANA BE YOUR TOMB FOR ALL ETERNITY. 308 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,504 PLEASE, NO! COME ON! 309 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,391 [ Groaning Continues ] 310 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:54,564 MR. FRY, MAMA TELLS US YOU'RE QUITE THE ODDITY. 311 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,285 A BACHELOR AT YOUR AGE. YOU THINK I'M AN ODDITY? WAIT TILL YOU SEE-- 312 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:01,505 PRESENTING THE MOST ELIGIBLE LANDOWNER IN ALL HARTFORDSHIRE, 313 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,574 MR. BRAINLEY. 314 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,626 I'M A GIGANTIC BRAIN! 315 00:19:05,695 --> 00:19:08,312 I SAY! MOST UNGENTLEMAN-LIKE! 316 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:12,316 MR. BRAINLEY, WHAT NEWS HAVE YOU OF THE LONDON SEASON? 317 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,451 WELL-- HEY, BRAINEY! THINK FAST! 318 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,854 I ALWAYS THINK FAST. [ Screams ] 319 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,557 THE WHALE-- HE BE WHITE NOW! 320 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:23,310 [ Grunting, Gasping ] OW! 321 00:19:26,616 --> 00:19:30,067 LEELA, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. STAY HERE WITH QUEEQUEG. 322 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,403 [ Grunts ] 323 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,005 IS THERE MRS. QUEEQUEG? 324 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:40,510 [ Grunting ] 325 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,046 I'M FREE! 326 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,832 ALL RIGHT, BRAIN! 327 00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:49,053 GET READY FOR SOME ELECTROSHOCK TREATMENT! 328 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,438 [ Yelling ] 329 00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:53,457 [ Groans ] 330 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,526 [ Grunts ] 331 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,379 [ Gagging ] 332 00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:03,951 [ Crying ] 333 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,837 FRY, DON'T DIE! WAKE UP! 334 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,839 [ Loud Gagging, Groans ] 335 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:13,493 NO! [ Laughing ] 336 00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:17,415 [ Laughing Continues ] 337 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:21,318 LEELA CRIED FOR HER LOST LOVE AS FRY LAY DEAD UNDER THE HEAVY BOOKCASE. 338 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,505 THE BIG BRAIN LAUGHED IN TRIUMPH. HA-HA-HA! 339 00:20:24,574 --> 00:20:27,174 THEN, FOR NO REASON, HE LEFT EARTH FOREVER. 340 00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:29,193 THE END. THERE! 341 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,178 NOW HE'S TRAPPED IN A BOOK I WROTE-- 342 00:20:31,247 --> 00:20:34,382 A CRUMMY WORLD OF PLOT HOLES AND SPELLING ERRORS. 343 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,401 THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! 344 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:41,155 I AM THE "GREETEST"! [ Laughing ] 345 00:20:41,223 --> 00:20:45,559 NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN! 346 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,281 [ Cheering ] 347 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,717 THE BIG BRAIN IS DEFEATED. 348 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,252 LET WHAT MUST BE DONE BE DONE. 349 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,322 [ Slobbering Sounds ] 350 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,993 [ Belching ] 351 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,978 ME... FEEL... 352 00:21:05,048 --> 00:21:08,549 A BIT BETTER IN COGNITIVE FACULTIES. 353 00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:13,620 I DID IT! AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO THE BOOKS AT MY LOCAL LIBRARY. 354 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:18,142 [ Nibbler Narrating ] AND SO LIFE RETURNED TO NORMAL, 355 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:21,045 OR AS NORMAL AS IT GETS ON THIS PRIMITIVE DIRT BALL... 356 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,097 INHABITED BY PSYCHOTIC APES. 357 00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:25,883 THANKS TO THE EFFECT OF THE BRAIN RAYS, [ Dialogue Indistinct ] 358 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,886 THE PEOPLE OF EARTH HAD NO MEMORY OF WHAT HAD TRANSPIRED, 359 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:33,673 EXCEPT FRY, AND NO ONE BELIEVED HIM OR CARED WHAT HE HAD TO SAY. 360 00:21:33,742 --> 00:21:37,477 [ Purring ] I, MEANWHILE, RETURNED TO MY POST, 361 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:41,115 EVER VIGILANT, LEST EARTH AGAIN COME UNDER BRAIN ATTACK. 362 00:21:41,183 --> 00:21:44,618 AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES, GOD HELP US. 363 00:21:44,686 --> 00:21:47,187 GOD HELP US ALL. 364 00:21:47,256 --> 00:21:50,090 TIME FOR A DIAPIE CHANGE! [ Chirps ] 365 00:21:50,159 --> 00:21:52,109 [ Nibbler Narrating ] END TRANSMISSION. 365 00:21:53,305 --> 00:22:53,549 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app