1 00:00:04,188 --> 00:00:06,321 [ Man ] ONE, TWO. ONE, TWO, THREE! 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:34,432 SO I GAVE THE COOKIES YOU MADE TO FAWN AND THE KIDS, 4 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,635 AND THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! 5 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:39,905 THEY WERE DELICIOUS! BUT I DIGRESS. 6 00:00:39,974 --> 00:00:44,309 TREMBLE, PUNY EARTHLINGS! ONE DAY MY RACE WILL DESTROY YOU ALL. 7 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,212 [ Doorbell Ringing, Footsteps Departing ] 8 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,348 COULD ONE OF YOU GUYS GET THAT? 9 00:00:53,788 --> 00:00:56,288 [ Baby Cooing ] [ Gasping ] 10 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,557 IT'S A DOORBELL BABY! 11 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:02,494 HELLO, LITTLE GUY. YOU KNOW, I WAS ABANDONED AS A BABY TOO. 12 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,996 SO-- GARBAGE, HUH? I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 13 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,032 [ Blow Landing, Bender Grunting ] BENDER, STOP! 14 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:10,202 - IT'S A BABY! - A BABY WHAT? OW! 15 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:15,974 OH, IT'S JUST A CARD! FROM THE ORPHANARIUM I GREW UP IN. 16 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:20,478 [ Recorded Baby Voice ] OH! LEELA, YOU'RE INVITED TO A REUNION... 17 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:24,315 AT COOKIEVILLE MINIMUM-SECURITY ORPHANARIUM. 18 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,952 [ Woman's Recorded Voice ] PLEASE STAND CLEAR OF SELF-DESTRUCTING BASKET. 19 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:31,556 - [ Leela Whimpering ] - A REUNION AT YOUR OLD ORPHANARIUM, EH? 20 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:34,392 YOU GONNA GO? NO WAY, JOSÉBOT. 21 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:36,661 I NEVER WANT TO SEE THOSE OTHER ORPHANS AGAIN. 22 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,497 NOT AFTER THE WAY THEY USED TO PICK ON ME. 23 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:42,334 [ Children Chanting ] ONE EYE, ONE EYE, ONE EYE! 24 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,836 NICE DEPTH PERCEPTION, ONE EYE! 25 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,872 [ Laughing ] 26 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,674 HOW CAN YOU MAKE FUN OF ME, KIRK? YOU'RE BLIND! 27 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,977 MY EYES MAY NOT WORK, BUT AT LEAST I GOT TWO OF THEM. 28 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,814 [ Laughing ] 29 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:58,116 [ Sighs ] OH. 30 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:01,920 AW, THAT'S TERRIBLE, LEELA. 31 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:04,723 BUT IMAGINE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN YOU SHOW UP WITH TWO FRIENDS... 32 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,125 WHO EAT ALL THE HORS D'OEUVRES. WELL. 33 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:10,228 I WOULDN'T MIND RUBBING MY SUCCESS IN A FEW CHOICE FACES. 34 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,297 SET A COURSE FOR ADVENTURE! 35 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,917 [ Banging, Whirring ] 36 00:02:15,986 --> 00:02:18,536 [ Hooting ] 37 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:20,522 EW! [ Bender ] WHAT A DUMP! 38 00:02:20,591 --> 00:02:23,925 [ Sighing ] OH! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 39 00:02:23,994 --> 00:02:28,480 GOSH. THE BARS ON THE WINDOWS SEEMED SO MUCH THICKER BACK THEN. 40 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,916 [ Clears Throat ] MR. VOGEL? 41 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:34,136 - REMEMBER ME? - LEELA! 42 00:02:34,204 --> 00:02:36,138 YOU'RE WORTHLESS, AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU! 43 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:40,358 [ Laughing ] YOU USED TO SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. 44 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:42,594 AH! THOSE WERE HAPPIER DAYS. 45 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,930 ♪♪ [ Band ] 46 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:53,772 MM. THE "GRISTLE IN A BLANKET" ISN'T HALF-BAD. [ Swallowing ] 47 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,342 AND TRY ONE OF THESE POPSICLE STICKS. THEY'VE ABSORBED QUITE A BIT OF FLAVOR. 48 00:02:57,411 --> 00:03:00,495 HEY, LOOK. IT'S OUR OLD GROUP PICTURE. 49 00:03:01,498 --> 00:03:03,949 I DON'T SEE YOU ANYWHERE. 50 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,250 THAT'S ME, OVER IN "COOTIE-TOWN." 51 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:09,053 WHOO! GET A LOAD OF THIS AVERAGE-LOOKING GUY. 52 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,457 THAT'S ADLAI ATKINS. I USED TO HAVE KIND OF A CRUSH ON HIM. 53 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,627 [ Children ] ONE EYE, ONE EYE! 54 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:21,516 STUPID AS A FRENCH GUY! ONE EYE, ONE EYE, ONE EYE, ONE EYE-- 55 00:03:21,585 --> 00:03:25,354 [ All Continue Chanting ] 56 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:27,706 [ Sighs Deeply ] 57 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:32,361 WELL, IT'S TIME TO SAY HELLO TO THE OLD GANG. 58 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:36,531 [ Gulping ] 59 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,705 SO? WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO SINCE YOU LEFT THE ORPHANARIUM? 60 00:03:43,774 --> 00:03:47,175 OH, LIVIN' IN A BOX, FIGHTIN' THE SHAKES. YOU? 61 00:03:47,243 --> 00:03:49,945 SELLIN' KIDNEYS, TEETH. WHATEVER FALLS OUT OF ME. 62 00:03:50,013 --> 00:03:54,366 AND WHAT AM I UP TO, YOU ASK? WHY, I'M A VERY SUCCESSFUL SPACE CAPTAIN. 63 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,368 OH! WOW! 64 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:59,036 HOW NICE FOR YOU, LEELA. THAT'S SO GOOD... 65 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,039 FOR A PERSON WITH ONE EYE. 66 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:04,275 HEY! YOU CAN'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME. 67 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:07,362 I'M A SPACE CAPTAIN, AND YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LOSERS. 68 00:04:07,431 --> 00:04:11,967 UH, RIGHT. RIGHT. WE'RE THE LOSERS. [ Coughs ] 69 00:04:12,036 --> 00:04:16,638 WELL, IF IT ISN'T OLD ONE EYE. [ Laughing ] 70 00:04:16,706 --> 00:04:20,142 OH, YEAH? WELL, SHUT UP, CANE BOY! 71 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:22,210 HE CAN'T HEAR YA. HE'S DEAF NOW. 72 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:25,413 LEAVE LEELA ALONE. SHE'S LEADING A PERFECTLY NORMAL LIFE. 73 00:04:25,481 --> 00:04:29,116 SHE'S NOT GUSSIED UP, DUDED OUT, GETTING DOWN, OR WHERE IT'S AT. 74 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,720 NOW, RUN ALONG. 75 00:04:33,323 --> 00:04:37,375 THANKS, ADLAI. I GUESS YOU NEVER REALLY OUTGROW BEING AN EYEBALL-- 76 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:41,112 - ODDBALL. - NONSENSE, YOU'RE A SPACE CAPTAIN. 77 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,965 - THAT'S A FINE, CONVENTIONAL PROFESSION. - WELL, YOU KNOW. 78 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,501 IT'S JUST FOR A PACKAGE DELIVERY SERVICE. 79 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:50,071 AH-AH! A PACKAGE IS JUST A BOX UNTIL IT'S DELIVERED. 80 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:52,491 HUH! I'D NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 81 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,509 SO WHAT DO YOU DO THESE DAYS? 82 00:04:54,578 --> 00:04:58,212 - OH, I'M A DOCTOR. - A TALL DOCTOR, YOU SAY. 83 00:04:58,281 --> 00:05:00,965 [ Gulping ] 84 00:05:02,352 --> 00:05:04,919 [ Laughing ] 85 00:05:04,988 --> 00:05:06,921 SIR? YOU SEEM PRETTY STABLE. 86 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:09,591 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ADOPTING ONE OF OUR KIDS? SURE HAVEN'T. 87 00:05:09,659 --> 00:05:13,277 WELL, KEEP ADOPTION IN MIND. IT'S A GREAT WAY TO HAVE A KID WITHOUT HAVING SEX. 88 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,280 REALLY? 89 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:19,217 PLUS, THE GOVERNMENT WILL HELP OUT WITH A SMALL STIPEND OF $100 A WEEK! 90 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:22,537 A HUNDRED DOLLARS A WEEK! [ Gulping, Spitting ] 91 00:05:24,707 --> 00:05:27,225 I'M SO SORRY I TEASED YOU BACK THEN. 92 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:30,711 LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. I CAN FIX IT SO NO ONE EVER MAKES FUN OF YOU AGAIN. 93 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:32,713 YOU MEAN, BY BEATING THEM UP? 94 00:05:32,783 --> 00:05:36,384 BECAUSE I'VE BROKEN THAT BLIND KID'S NOSE, LIKE, TEN TIMES, AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. 95 00:05:36,453 --> 00:05:39,504 NO, I SPECIALIZE IN PHASER EYE SURGERY. 96 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:43,374 I CAN BUILD YOU A PARAFFIN EYE AND GRAFT IT ON WITH SKIN FROM YOUR FOOT. 97 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,778 IT WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE, BUT YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A PERFECTLY NORMAL... 98 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,114 TWO-EYED PERSON. 99 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:52,501 ME? PERFECTLY NORMAL? 100 00:05:55,071 --> 00:05:57,522 HMM. 101 00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:00,041 HMM! [ Children Cheering ] 102 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,310 SONS, DAUGHTERS, MEET UNCLE FRY. 103 00:06:02,378 --> 00:06:05,480 HEY, WHY ARE THOSE KIDS FOLLOWING YOU? DO YOU HAVE CANDY STUCK TO YOUR ASS? 104 00:06:05,549 --> 00:06:08,349 NO, IT'S CALLED "PARENTING." 105 00:06:08,418 --> 00:06:12,387 COME ON, DUMPLINGS. WE'VE GOT 12 GOVERNMENT STIPENDS TO COLLECT! 106 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,256 YEA! OUR DADDY'S A GIANT TOY! 107 00:06:16,927 --> 00:06:19,528 PHASER EYE SURGERY IS A CAPITAL IDEA. 108 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:24,065 I'M SURE LEELA'S TIRED OF MORONS GAPING AT HER EYE ALL THE TIME. 109 00:06:25,168 --> 00:06:27,118 OH-H-H! 110 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,637 I THINK COSMETIC SURGERY'S GREAT, LEELA. 111 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:33,107 I USED TO BE TOO CUTE, SO I HAD CUTENESS REDUCTION SURGERY. 112 00:06:33,176 --> 00:06:35,310 HERE AND HERE. 113 00:06:35,379 --> 00:06:38,430 YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY. LEELA DOESN'T NEED SURGERY. 114 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:42,684 YOU LOOK GREAT THE WAY YOU ARE. OH, THAT'S SO SWEET, FRY. 115 00:06:42,753 --> 00:06:45,270 BUT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I JUST WANT TO LOOK NORMAL. 116 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:48,005 BUT YOU'RE BETTER THAN NORMAL. YOU'RE ABNORMAL. 117 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,324 IF YOU ASK ME, YOU SHOULDN'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. 118 00:06:50,393 --> 00:06:53,511 YOU'RE RIGHT! I'LL START BY NOT CARING WHAT YOU THINK. 119 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,513 I'M GETTING THE SURGERY! 120 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,615 THAT-A-GIRL! RIGHT ON! GOOD CALL. 121 00:06:57,684 --> 00:07:00,134 WONDERFUL. AND WHILE YOU'RE UNDER THE KNIFE, 122 00:07:00,203 --> 00:07:03,187 YOU COULD ALSO GET AN INK POUCH TO HELP YOU ESCAPE YOUR ENEMIES. 123 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,524 THAT'S THE STUPIDEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD, YOU IMBECILE! 124 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,629 WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-- 125 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:17,585 NOW, WE'LL FIND OUT IF THE OPERATION WAS A SUCCESS! 126 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:20,321 HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS. 127 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,399 - [ Shocked Gasping ] - OH! I'M SORRY. 128 00:07:31,468 --> 00:07:34,569 THIS IS THE WRONG PATIENT. 129 00:07:48,451 --> 00:07:49,934 [ Gasping ] 130 00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:57,025 WHOOPS! 131 00:07:57,094 --> 00:07:59,093 [ Squeaking ] 132 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,667 LEELA, THOSE EYES LOOK SO GREAT ON YOU. 133 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,737 BAH! I THINK SHE LOOKED FINE BEFORE. 134 00:08:08,805 --> 00:08:10,638 [ All Disagreeing ] 135 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:13,458 WOW! LOOK AT ME! 136 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,927 ALTHOUGH I DON'T HAVE THE HANG OF BLINKING YET. 137 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:19,981 YOU'LL GET IT. PERSONALLY, I TRY NOT TO BLINK TOO MUCH, BECAUSE IT SEEMS FLASHY. 138 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:22,416 BUT WHEN I DO, I ENJOY IT. 139 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,753 [ Gasping ] OH! I DID IT! I BLUNK! 140 00:08:25,822 --> 00:08:28,707 AND JUST IN TIME TO SCREW UP THIS PICTURE I TOOK. 141 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:33,294 - HOORAY! - ♪♪ [ "Pretty Woman" ] 142 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,375 ♪ PRETTY WOMAN WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET ♪ 143 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:50,461 - ♪ PRETTY WOMAN ♪ - [ All ] OW! OW! OW! 144 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,432 ♪ THE KIND I LIKE TO MEET PRETTY WOMAN ♪ 145 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:58,136 ♪ I DON'T BELIEVE YOU YOU'RE NOT THE TRUTH ♪ 146 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:01,973 ♪ NO ONE COULD LOOK AS GOOD AS YOU ♪ 147 00:09:03,826 --> 00:09:06,811 ♪ MERCY ♪ 148 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,982 ♪ OH, OH ♪ OH! 149 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:15,036 - ♪ PRETTY WOMAN ♪ - I'VE NEVER FELT SO UNREMARKABLE! 150 00:09:15,104 --> 00:09:19,240 TODAY, I ACTUALLY BLENDED IN WITH A CROWD! [ Laughs ] 151 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:24,229 [ Giggling, Chattering ] 152 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,698 KIDS, MEET THE JERKBAGS I WORK WITH. 153 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,700 [ Together ] HELLO, JERKBAGS! 154 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,853 OH! THEY'RE SO CUTE! WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? 155 00:09:32,922 --> 00:09:37,174 - KIDS HAVE NAMES? - MY NAME IS NINA, AND HIS NAME'S ALBERT-- 156 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,494 AND FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE ALL NAMED BENDER JUNIOR! 157 00:09:40,697 --> 00:09:43,531 LOOKY HERE. MY FIRST GOVERNMENT STIPEND CHECK. 158 00:09:43,599 --> 00:09:47,018 TWELVE BABY HUMANS, 1,200 WING-WANGS. 159 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:51,589 DADDY BENDER, WE'RE HUNGRY! 160 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:56,044 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU KIDS? EVERY OTHER DAY, IT'S FOOD, FOOD, FOOD! 161 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,383 OH, FINE. I'LL GET YOU SOME STUPID FOOD. 162 00:10:01,451 --> 00:10:03,267 COULD WE HAVE BENDER BURGERS AGAIN? 163 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,319 NO! THE CAT SHELTER'S ON TO ME. 164 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:13,794 HELLO, LEELA. I WAS AT A NEARBY TAILOR, GETTING ONE OF MY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS TONED DOWN, 165 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,963 SO I THOUGHT I'D DROP IN FOR YOUR FOLLOW-UP EXAM. 166 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,433 [ Chuckling ] OH! THAT'S SO HANDSOME OF YOU. 167 00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:20,702 JUST FOLLOW THE LIGHT WITH YOUR EYES. 168 00:10:23,272 --> 00:10:27,258 PERFECT! YOU KNOW, A GUY COULD FALL HEAD OVER HEELS FOR A GAL LIKE YOU. 169 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,494 AS FOR ME, I'M SOMEWHAT INTERESTED MYSELF. 170 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,463 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? - I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD WITH WORDS-- 171 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,416 WHICH IS WHY I'M IN SUCH A DELICATE CONUNDRUM. 172 00:10:35,484 --> 00:10:37,484 - WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME THIS SUNDAY? - SURE! 173 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:41,172 - [ Gasps ] - I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY, SO I'LL JUST SAY IT. 174 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,358 OKEY-DOKEY, SEE YOU THEN. 175 00:10:44,427 --> 00:10:47,862 THIS IS SO UNFAIR. I LIKED YOU BACK WHEN YOU WERE A CYCLOPS. 176 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:50,164 THAT GUY'S ONLY INTERESTED NOW THAT YOU HAVE TWO EYES. 177 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,884 - YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. - NO, I'M NOT! 178 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,953 OH, WAIT! I AM! BUT MY POINT REMAINS VALID. 179 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:59,023 FRY, I JUST WANT TO TRY DATING A NORMAL MAN, 180 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,960 WHO, IF YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH HIM, NO ONE SAYS HE'S CRUMMY. 181 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,712 I THINK I DESERVE THAT ONCE IN LIFE. 182 00:11:04,781 --> 00:11:08,733 BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ADLAI, LEELA. HE'S A DOCTOR. THEY'RE VERY POOR. 183 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,252 ACTUALLY, MOST DOCTORS ARE RICH. WHAT? 184 00:11:11,321 --> 00:11:15,106 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! 185 00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:19,944 OKAY, THEY GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED HERE. 186 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,946 BOOZE, A COUPLE OF PEANUTS-- 187 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:25,383 THEY GOT A CRAPPER IN THE BACK. THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS YOU KIDS DO, RIGHT? 188 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,385 YEAH! THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 189 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,253 [ Screaming, Laughing ] 190 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:33,524 HEY! HEY! ONLY EAT AND DRINK ENOUGH TO BARELY KEEP YOURSELVES ALIVE. 191 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:36,160 I'M TRYIN' TO MAKE A PROFIT HERE. 192 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,733 DADDY, BETHANY'S HITTING ME! 193 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:46,804 HERE. [ Laughing ] 194 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,007 THESE KIDS YOURS? YEAH. 195 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,543 OOH. I'M ATTRACTED TO A MAN WITH RESPONSIBILITY. 196 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,714 THAT'S ME, BABY. LET ME JUST DITCH THE KIDS IN AN ALLEY, 197 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:58,516 AND WE CAN GO HAVE SOME FUN. [ Knocking ] 198 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,552 DADDY BENDER? SON? 199 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,738 DADDY'S TRYIN' TO SCORE WITH A CHEAP FLOOZY RIGHT NOW. 200 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,541 SO HE NEEDS YOU TO CRAM A TINKERTOY IN IT. 201 00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:09,244 I LOVE YOU, DADDY BENDER. 202 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,346 [ Laughing ] HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'? 203 00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:13,981 QUIT HUGGIN' ME. I GUESS YOU'RE BUSY. 204 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:17,918 - I'LL CATCH YOU LATER. - YOU MORONS! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYIN' TO PULL, 205 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:22,022 BUT I GOT HALF A MIND TO HUG EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! 206 00:12:22,091 --> 00:12:26,978 [ All ] YEA! AW, COME ON! [ Growling ] 207 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,933 I THOUGHT I'D TAKE YOU SOMEPLACE ORDINARY. 208 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,219 A PLACE NO ONE COULD OBJECT TO. THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. 209 00:12:42,211 --> 00:12:45,647 I'D LIKE AN EXTRA-BEAUTIFUL BOUQUET, FOR MY EXTRA-GORGEOUS SWEETHEART. 210 00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,653 AVERAGE, PLEASE. 211 00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:56,958 OH, ADLAI. I'VE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME TODAY. 212 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,044 NO ONE'S STARED AT ME, OR AVOIDED STARING AT ME, 213 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,046 OR TRIED TO BURN ME-- 214 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,649 YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NOT WEIRD. 215 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:09,870 LEELA, YOU'RE 999,999 IN A MILLION. 216 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:23,183 [ Engine Whining, Brakes Screeching ] 217 00:13:23,252 --> 00:13:25,536 THANKS FOR COMIN' OUT TO GET TO KNOW MY BOYFRIEND. 218 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:30,891 - ISN'T HE DREAMY? - TOTALLY. [ Munching Loudly ] 219 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:36,097 UH, LISTEN. I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW, YOUR LEELA'S ONE STANDARD LADY. 220 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,433 OH, ADLAI! STOP. 221 00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:41,085 WHAT'S SO WONDERFUL ABOUT LEELA BEING NORMAL? 222 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,104 THE REST OF US AREN'T NORMAL, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES US GREAT. 223 00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:47,959 LIKE DR. ZOIDBERG. HE'S A WEIRD MONSTER WHO SMELLS LIKE HE EATS GARBAGE, 224 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,960 AND DOES. DAMN RIGHT! 225 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,031 AND THE PROFESSOR'S A SENILE, AMORAL CRACKPOT. 226 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,767 OH, AY, EEH, AY. HERMES IS A RASTAFARIAN ACCOUNTANT. 227 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,971 TALLY ME BANANA! AMY'S A KLUTZ FROM MARS. 228 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,508 - OOPS! - AND FRY, YOU'VE GOT THAT BRAIN THING! 229 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:07,027 I ALREADY DID. SO, LEELA, DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE US? 230 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:12,116 OR DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ADLAI, WITH NO SEVERE MENTAL OR SOCIAL PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER? 231 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,336 THAT'S THE DUMBEST QUESTION I EVER HEARD. 232 00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:17,821 - SHE'S RIGHT! - NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! - DAYLIGHT COME. 233 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,125 COMIN' THROUGH. WATCH YOUR HEAD. 234 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,662 - HELP! I'M UNDER ATTACK! - [ Disgusted Shouts ] 235 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:29,567 REMEMBER YOUR MANNERS, KIDS. FORKS GO IN THE LEFT POCKET, SPOONS IN THE RIGHT. 236 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:33,988 WHICH ONE OF YOU CUTIE MUFFINS GETS THE CHILDREN'S SPICY SQUAB? 237 00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:36,107 ME! AP-DAP-DAP-DAP! 238 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,576 WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN SOMEONE GIVES YOU SOMETHING? 239 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:41,212 'BOUT TIME! THAT'S MY BOY! 240 00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:44,365 AND HERE'S YOUR CHECK. BAM! 241 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:47,384 [ Shocked Gasp ] I GOTTA GO POOPY. 242 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:50,271 WELL, YOU SHOULDA GONE POOPY BEFORE IT WAS TIME TO RAT OUT ON THE CHECK! 243 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,290 COME ON! GO! GO! THROUGH THE KITCHEN! 244 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,209 YOU LITTLE CROOKS! IF I CATCH YOU, 245 00:14:55,277 --> 00:14:57,762 I'M GONNA MAKE CUTIE MUFFIN GUMBO! 246 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,898 [ Bender Laughing Wickedly ] YOU KNOW, 247 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,633 SEEING THAT STRANGE ROBOT FORCE 12 CHILDREN TO DO HIS BIDDING... 248 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,702 MAKES ME THINK ABOUT KIDS OF OUR OWN. 249 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:08,255 US? ME? YOU? KIDS? 250 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,892 THAT'S CORRECT. IT'S TIME TO STOP LIVING THIS VIDA BACHELOR LOCA. 251 00:15:11,961 --> 00:15:14,828 - SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE KIDS. - OH, ADLAI. 252 00:15:14,897 --> 00:15:18,065 THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 253 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,251 [ Zoidberg ] WOO-WOO-WOO- WOO-WOO-WOO! 254 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,473 [ All Screaming ] 255 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,277 DADDY BENDER, I WANT A PIGGYBACK RIDE! 256 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,481 DADDY'S TIRED. LET'S JUST HAVE ANOTHER DOG PILE ON FRY. 257 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:38,119 [ Fry Groaning, Children Laughing ] 258 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,821 TELL US A STORY, DADDY BENDER! 259 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:43,691 [ All Children ] STORY, STORY, STORY! 260 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:47,160 ALL RIGHT, FINE. GATHER AROUND. [ All ] YEA! 261 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,681 WE WANNA HEAR THIS ONE AGAIN. 262 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,035 [ Clearing Throat ] "BENDER'S ARREST RECORD. 263 00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:57,104 "BY THE POLICE. 264 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,490 "ON MARCH 3, AT 2:00 P.M., 265 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,526 BENDER WAS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING." 266 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,478 YEAH. SHOW US THE PICTURE. 267 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,347 [ Hysterical Laughing ] [ Boy ] OH, THERE HE IS. 268 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:10,317 OKAY, KIDS. IT'S 9:00, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 269 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,053 DADDY'S SICK O' LOOKIN' AT YA. SO GO TO BED. 270 00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:14,989 [ All ] AWW! 271 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,541 THE GROWN-UPS HAVE TO TALK. COME ON, MA. 272 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,329 [ Light Switch Clicks ] 273 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:26,417 NOW, TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH MONEY I'M RAKIN' IN OFF THOSE TWERPS. [ Chuckles ] 274 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,555 [ Muttering ] 275 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,958 OW! I NEED A CALCULATOR. 276 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,661 YOU ARE A CALCULATOR. I MEAN, A GOOD CALCULATOR. 277 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,731 MINUS THE FOOD, THE BUNNY RABBIT WALLPAPER-- 278 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,251 [ Shocked Gasp ] I'M GETTIN' A HUNDRED BUCKS A KID, 279 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,388 - AND THEY'RE COSTIN' ME 110! - UGH. THERE GOES MY NEW KITCHEN CABINETS. 280 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:50,007 I'M NOT SITTIN' THROUGH ONE MORE P.T.A. MEETING! 281 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,343 THE KIDS HAVE GOT TO GO. 282 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,545 DADDY? HOW DO I FLUSH YOU? 283 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,747 [ Stammering ] JUST GO TO BED! 284 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,920 [ Flushing Sound ] 285 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:13,231 YOU KNOW, DOING THIS JIGSAW PUZZLE OF A PACIFIER FACTORY... 286 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,799 MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH YOU ALL THE MORE. 287 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,801 ADLAI, I WAS THINKING. 288 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:21,239 SINCE WE'RE BOTH ORPHANS, MAYBE WE SHOULD ADOPT A CHILD. 289 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,141 ADOPTION? YES, THAT'S ACCEPTABLE. 290 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:28,479 HECK, IT'S MORE THAN ACCEPTABLE, IT'S ADEQUATELY SATISFACTORY. 291 00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:35,886 HELLO? IMPERIAL DRAGON RESTAURANT? 292 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,539 I'VE GOT A HERD OF YOU-KNOW-WHATS FOR SALE. 293 00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:40,691 LET ME CHECK. 294 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,727 OH, AREN'T YOU A CUTIE? 295 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,796 ABOUT 35 POUNDS. 296 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,998 [ Tapping Metal ] WHAT? 297 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,336 - [ Yells Gibberish ] - HI, BENDER. WE'D LIKE TO ADOPT A CHILD. 298 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,488 WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 299 00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:58,459 BECAUSE HONEST BENDER'S ORPHANARIUM MEANS DISCOUNT ORPHANS. 300 00:17:58,527 --> 00:18:02,730 NOW, LITTLE LADY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO SEND YOU HOME WITH 12 ORPHANS TODAY? 301 00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,599 UH, I'M AFRAID WE ONLY WANT ONE. WHATEVER YOU SAY, CHIEF. 302 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,601 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I GOT IN STOCK. 303 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,904 I REMEMBER THIS FROM WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 304 00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:12,656 THE WARDEN WOULD TROT YOU OUT IN FRONT OF PROSPECTIVE PARENTS, 305 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,658 AND THEY'D JUDGE YOU LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT. 306 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,361 - I'M ALBERT. - KIND OF FATTY. 307 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,031 THEN HOW 'BOUT THIS LITTLE NUMBER? PUREBRED HUMAN. 308 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,785 - NO VAMPIRE IN THERE. - UH-- MM-- - HMM. WELL, UH-- 309 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,622 IF YOU'RE STRAPPED FOR CASH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER THIS IRREGULAR UNIT. 310 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:32,042 CURSED WITH A THIRD EAR, BUT SO FULL OF THAT EMOTION... 311 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,712 I UNDERSTAND IS CALLED "LOVE." 312 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,948 ONE TIME, I DID A HUNDRED JUMP ROPES. 313 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:41,752 OH! I CAN'T DECIDE! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 314 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,688 OKAY, KIDS. GROWN-UPS GOTTA TALK NOW. TIME FOR BED. 315 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:48,292 - BUT IT'S 10:00 IN THE MORNING! - I SAID, HIT THE HAY! 316 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,195 [ Screaming, Laughing ] 317 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,417 [ Clicks ] [ Leela ] OH, THEY'RE ALL SO ADORABLE! 318 00:18:56,485 --> 00:18:58,702 YEAH. YOU KNOW, 319 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:02,306 IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS, I CAN HARDLY BEAR TO LET THEM GO. 320 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,209 GOOD NIGHT, YOU PRINCES OF MAINE! 321 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,644 YOU KINGS OF NEW NEW ENGLAND! 322 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,763 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR CHILD CRUELTY, 323 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:12,300 CHILD ENDANGERMENT, DEPRIVING CHILDREN OF FOOD, 324 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,569 SELLING CHILDREN AS FOOD AND MISREPRESENTING THE WEIGHT OF LIVESTOCK. 325 00:19:15,638 --> 00:19:19,339 - [ Electrical Buzzing ] - IF YOU HAD KIDS OF YOUR OWN, YOU'D UNDERSTAND! 326 00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:21,959 [ Buzzer Sounding ] 327 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:25,229 OFFICER, WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF WE ADOPTED ONE OF THE KIDS? 328 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,848 MIGHT AS WELL. THEY'RE JUST GONNA ROT IN THE EVIDENCE LOCKER. 329 00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:32,820 NICE EAR! HA, HA, HA! 330 00:19:32,889 --> 00:19:35,856 - HEY, THREE EARS! - [ All Taunting ] 331 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,775 I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. LET'S ADOPT HER. 332 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,144 HER? BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF NORMAL ONES. 333 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:44,382 COME ON, ADLAI. SHE COULD REALLY USE A MOM AND DAD. 334 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:49,136 [ Children ] EAR FACE! EAR FACE! SALLY WON THE UGLY RACE! 335 00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:51,622 ON THE OTHER HAND, THE CHILDREN BRING UP A GOOD POINT. 336 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,725 SHE DOES HAVE AN EAR ON HER FACE. WELL? SO WHAT? 337 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,979 SHE MAY BE DIFFERENT, BUT SHE STILL DESERVES A GOOD HOME. 338 00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:00,931 OH, ALL RIGHT. IF YOU REALLY WANT THAT ONE, 339 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,933 I CAN GIVE HER AN OPERATION TO MAKE HER ACCEPTABLE. 340 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:06,920 SHE DOESN'T NEED AN OPERATION! SHE'S FINE THE WAY SHE IS. 341 00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:09,389 OH, AND I SUPPOSE YOU WERE FINE THE WAY YOU WERE? 342 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,859 - DAMN RIGHT I WAS! - YEA! 343 00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:14,445 SHUT UP, FRY. NOW, LOOK, ADLAI. 344 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:19,033 I'M PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT. AND I JUST WISH I'D REALIZED THAT WHEN I WAS HER AGE. 345 00:20:19,102 --> 00:20:21,385 I ALSO HAVE A TAIL! 346 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:25,205 NOW, TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL AND PUT MY EYE BACK THE WAY IT WAS. RIGHT NOW! 347 00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:27,758 WHY SHOULD I DO THAT? LISTEN, BUDDY. 348 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:31,111 BY THE END OF THE DAY, ONE OF US IS GONNA HAVE ONE EYE! 349 00:20:33,049 --> 00:20:35,816 IN RECOGNITION OF BENDER'S GENEROUS GIFT... 350 00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:39,920 OF 12 ORPHANS AND A GOVERNMENT CHECK FOR 1,200 WING-WANGS, 351 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,957 I HEREBY RENAME THIS BUILDING... 352 00:20:43,026 --> 00:20:46,209 THE BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ ORPHANARIUM. 353 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,501 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE THE OLD, WEIRD-LOOKING LEELA BACK. 354 00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:56,136 AW, YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND, FRY. 355 00:20:56,205 --> 00:20:58,823 I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A LITTLE WEIRD. 356 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:02,159 LEELA, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ANYTHING. 357 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:07,164 WE'LL MISS YOU, DADDY BENDER. WE KNOW ROBOTS DON'T HAVE EMOTIONS, BUT... 358 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,466 WE DRAWED YOU THIS PICTURE. 359 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:13,337 SO IF YOU EVER MISS US, EVEN JUST A TEENY BIT, 360 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:18,241 YOU CAN LOOK AT IT. HEY, I SMOKE A CIGAR, NOT A CANDY CANE. SHEESH! 361 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,148 [ Disappointed Groaning ] 362 00:21:37,246 --> 00:21:39,546 [ Sighs ] 363 00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:41,565 [ Children ] YEA! HEY, WHAT THE-- WHOA! 364 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,617 GET AWAY! COME ON. 365 00:21:43,686 --> 00:21:45,919 I JUST GOT ALL THE GUM OFF OF THERE. 366 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,523 HEY! HEY! [ Stammering ] I HATE YOU! 367 00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:51,642 I HATE YOU ALL! 367 00:21:52,305 --> 00:22:52,432 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app