1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:05,387 [ Announcer ] FUTURAMA IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: 2 00:00:05,455 --> 00:00:08,523 THE ONLY TEETH STRONG ENOUGH TO EAT OTHER TEETH. 3 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,759 [ Crunching ] 4 00:00:13,730 --> 00:00:16,081 [ Man ] ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:24,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 6 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:45,177 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. TODAY MARKS OUR DEAR FRIEND... 7 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:48,480 DR. ZOIDBERG'S TENTH YEAR WITH PLANET EXPRESS. 8 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:52,050 - HUZZAHS ARE IN ORDER! - [ Lackadaisically ] HUZZAH. HUZZAH. 9 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:55,386 HOORAY FOR ME! HOORAY FOR ZOIDBERG! 10 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:57,489 I WILL NOW READ THE MANDATORY SPEECH. 11 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:03,428 "DEAR EMPLOYEE: HAS IT REALLY BEEN FIVE, TEN OR 15 YEARS? 12 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:06,264 IF NOT, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS AND GET BACK TO WORK." 13 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:09,101 DISTRIBUTE TOKEN OF APPRECIATION AND APPLAUD. 14 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,938 LOOK! COUPONS! 15 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:15,874 I CAN GET TWO OIL CHANGES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! 16 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,909 NOW IF I COULD ONLY AFFORD THE ONE. 17 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:20,779 AND THE CAR. AH, THE YEARS. 18 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:22,881 SO MANY MEMORIES. 19 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:26,651 SO MANY STRANGE FLUIDS GUSHING OUT OF PATIENTS' BODIES. 20 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,088 YES, YES. NOW HERE'S YOUR PENSION STATEMENT. 21 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:33,358 IT'S EMPTY BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T PAID INTO IT, YOU DUMB STINKBUG! 22 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,294 [ Sobs ] YOU KEPT TRACK OF IT ALL THESE YEARS. 23 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:39,130 - [ Hermes Grunts ] - OH, NO! I'M BONED! 24 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,166 I HAVEN'T PAID INTO THE PENSION, EITHER. 25 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,818 - WHAT'LL I DO WHEN I RETIRE? - I THOUGHT YOU WERE RETIRED. 26 00:01:43,887 --> 00:01:46,187 HEY, I DON'T SEE YOU PLANNING FOR YOUR OLD AGE. 27 00:01:46,256 --> 00:01:50,108 I GOT PLANS. I'M GONNA TURN MY ON/OFF SWITCH TO OFF. 28 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:53,795 WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE ACTION. IT'S TIME TO CHECK ON MY RETIREMENT FUND. 29 00:01:55,598 --> 00:01:58,399 DAMN. STILL ONLY A HUNDRED DOLLARS. 30 00:01:58,468 --> 00:02:01,069 A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED. 31 00:02:01,137 --> 00:02:03,605 ALSO, COULD YOU GET SOME ATHLETE'S FOOT CREAM FOR MY FACE? 32 00:02:03,674 --> 00:02:06,741 HE'S RIGHT. I'VE GOT TO START INVESTING WISELY. 33 00:02:08,812 --> 00:02:10,479 WELL, DOWN TO MY LAST LOTTERY TICKET. 34 00:02:11,482 --> 00:02:13,598 [ Sniffs ] CHERRY. 35 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,034 [ Sniffs ] CHERRY! 36 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:18,019 [ Sniffs ] MULE. CRUD! 37 00:02:18,088 --> 00:02:20,838 SO, YOU GOT SIX BUCKS LEFT TO RETIRE ON. 38 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,957 I RECOMMEND TENDER VITTLES. 39 00:02:25,095 --> 00:02:28,313 [ Woman ] YOU'RE OPENING A RETIREMENT ACCOUNT FOR SIX DOLLARS? 40 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:31,649 I'M SURE A WEALTHY-- [ Sniffs ]-- MULE FARMER LIKE YOURSELF... 41 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,152 IS AWARE THAT WE CHARGE A TEN DOLLAR MONTHLY FEE. 42 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,821 - YOU GOTTA SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY. - [ Clicking, Beeping ] 43 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:40,859 HERE YOU ARE, SIR. YOUR ACCOUNT IS NOW OVERDRAWN BY FOUR DOLLARS. 44 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:44,546 GEEZ. I'VE SEEN LINES MOVE FASTER IN THE SPERM BANK. 45 00:02:44,614 --> 00:02:48,950 THAT'S FOR SU-- ROBERTO, IS THAT YOU? BENDER! HEY, MAN! 46 00:02:49,019 --> 00:02:50,952 [ Banging ] [ Both Laughing ] 47 00:02:51,021 --> 00:02:53,188 [ Squeaking ] [ Stammering, Laughing ] 48 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,373 YOU OLD LUNATIC! HOW YA BEEN? 49 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:59,844 AH, NOT BAD. NOT BAD. EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR! [ Screaming ] 50 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:03,131 - THIS IS A STICKUP! - [ Screaming ] - AHHH! 51 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:07,502 YEAH, I'M DOIN' OKAY TOO. I'M TAKIN' A CHINESE COOKING CLASS AT THE LEARNING ANNEX. 52 00:03:07,570 --> 00:03:09,504 COOL. C-CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE? 53 00:03:09,573 --> 00:03:11,606 SURE THING, PAL. [ Rustling ] 54 00:03:11,674 --> 00:03:14,459 HEY, YOU! RED! QUIT WATERIN' THAT PLANT AND GET THE DOOR! 55 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,395 - [ Gasping ] - [ Woman Cries Out ] 56 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:21,199 WELL, NICE TALKIN' TO YA. SAME HERE. YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT. 57 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:25,020 - HERE'S SOMETHIN' FOR YOUR TROUBLE. - HEY, THANKS, BUDDY! 58 00:03:25,089 --> 00:03:29,457 - [ Sirens Warbling ] - [ Grunting ] 59 00:03:29,526 --> 00:03:32,577 - FREEZE, PUNKS! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! - SHOOT 'EM IN THE BACK! 60 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:35,780 QUICK, WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING! [ Buzzing ] 61 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:43,788 COURT IS IN SESSION. THE HONORABLE JUDGE WHITEY PRESIDING. 62 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,791 THE CHARGE IS BANK ROBBERY. 63 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:49,127 NOW, MY CADDY'S CHAUFFEUR INFORMS ME THAT... 64 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:53,565 A BANK IS A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE PUT MONEY THAT ISN'T PROPERLY INVESTED. 65 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:58,870 THEREFORE, ROBBING A BANK IS TANTAMOUNT TO THAT MOST HEINOUS OF CRIMES-- 66 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,922 THEFT OF MONEY. 67 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,376 AS THE "SURVEILLIANCE" CAMERA FOR THAT BANK... 68 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,778 WHAT ALL THE JUDGE WAS A-JAWIN' ABOUT, 69 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:10,382 COULD Y'ALL TELL US WHAT YOU DONE SEEN THE DAY OF THE CRIME? 70 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,451 WELL, LET'S SEE. MY MEMORY'S A LITTLE FUZZY, 71 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,170 BUT IT WENT EXACTLY LIKE THIS. [ Whirring ] 72 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,575 - [ Fry Gasps ] - [ All Gasping ] 73 00:04:20,644 --> 00:04:23,678 YOUR HONOR, I MOVE THAT I BE DISBARRED... 74 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:28,650 FOR INTRODUCIN' THIS EVIDENCE AGAINST MY OWN CLIENTS. 75 00:04:28,719 --> 00:04:34,422 MR. FRY, DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE ROBOT A-HUGGIN' ON YOU IN THIS HERE HOLOGRAM? 76 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:36,941 I SURE DO! THAT'S THE REAL ROBBER! 77 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:39,378 AND I'LL NEVER FORGET HIS NAME AS LONG AS I LIVE. 78 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:43,415 AND THAT NAME IS-- [ Gasps ] 79 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:46,334 [ Gags, Coughing ] 80 00:04:46,403 --> 00:04:50,856 FRY, JUST GIVE A NAME! YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK STUPID ON COURT TV! 81 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,924 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WAS-- 82 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:57,178 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] YES? WHAT? 83 00:04:57,247 --> 00:05:00,014 YOU SAY IF I TESTIFY I'LL BE KILLED? 84 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:03,335 OH, IT'S FOR YOU. 85 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:07,121 AND THE OTHER HAMBURGER WILL ALSO BE MADE OF YOUR LUNGS. 86 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:10,241 - SO LONG, PAL. - [ Gulps ] 87 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,363 I REFUSE TO TESTIFY ON THE GROUNDS THAT MY ORGANS WILL BE CHOPPED UP INTO A PATTY. 88 00:05:14,431 --> 00:05:16,731 AH, THE 67th AMENDMENT. 89 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,834 I MAY BE A SIMPLE COUNTRY HYPER-CHICKEN, 90 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,969 BUT I KNOW WHEN WE'RE FINGER-LICKED. 91 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:24,038 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PLEAD INSANITY? 92 00:05:24,107 --> 00:05:27,959 A FEW MONTHS IN AN INSANE ASYLUM? I COULD DO THAT STANDIN' ON MY HEAD. 93 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:30,879 IF YOU START NOW, IT MIGHT HELP OUR CASE. 94 00:05:30,947 --> 00:05:33,632 COUNSELOR, WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU OFFER... [ Clucking ] 95 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,750 TO SUPPORT THIS NEW PLEA OF INSANITY? 96 00:05:35,819 --> 00:05:39,304 WELL, FOR ONE, THEY DONE HIRED ME TO REPRESENT THEM. 97 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,923 INSANITY PLEA IS ACCEPTED. 98 00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:44,408 MR. BENDER? I HEREBY COMMIT YOU... 99 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:47,078 TO THE ASYLUM FOR CRIMINALLY INSANE ROBOTS... 100 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:49,948 UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOU ARE DEEMED CURED. 101 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,501 YAHOO! THE SYSTEM FAILS AGAIN! 102 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:56,120 AND MR. FRY, I SENTENCE YOU... 103 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,823 TO THE HOME FOR CRIMINALLY INSANE HUMANS. 104 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,125 YOUR HONOR, THAT FACILITY HAS BEEN FULL... 105 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,596 EVER SINCE YOU RULED THAT BEING POOR IS A MENTAL ILLNESS. 106 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:07,548 ORDER! ORDER! THE ONLY POOR PEOPLE I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT... 107 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,419 ARE THE PEOPLE WHO TEND TO MY PORES AT THE SPA. 108 00:06:10,487 --> 00:06:13,704 JUST SEND THEM BOTH TO THE ROBOT LOONY BIN AND LET'S GO. 109 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:17,341 [ Both Grunt ] 110 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,480 [ Whimpering ] [ Protesting ] 111 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,983 HUH? 112 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,870 [ Fry ] OW, MY HEAD! OW, MY FEET! OW, MY HEAD! OW, MY FEET! 113 00:06:28,938 --> 00:06:31,239 KEEP YOUR CHIN UP. [ Fry ] OW, MY CHIN! 114 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,610 [ Chirping ] 115 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,781 [ Conveyor Belt Droning ] 116 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:44,602 I DON'T BELONG HERE, BENDER. THIS IS AN ASYLUM FOR INSANE ROBOTS. 117 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:48,640 WELL, YOU MEET HALF THE QUALIFICATIONS. [ Laughs ] 118 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,642 OH, GOOD! A PHYSICAL! 119 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:54,646 ONCE THEY EXAMINE MY FRAGILE, NAKED, PINK BODY, 120 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:58,066 THEY'LL SEE I'M NOT A-- WHOA-- 121 00:06:59,236 --> 00:07:02,036 [ Fry Screaming ] [ Metal Rattling ] 122 00:07:02,105 --> 00:07:03,772 [ Machinery Whirring ] 123 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,608 WHEEE! [ Giggles ] 124 00:07:07,478 --> 00:07:10,512 OOH! AHH! OOH! WAH! AHHH! 125 00:07:10,581 --> 00:07:14,215 ♪♪ [ Scat Singing ] 126 00:07:15,485 --> 00:07:18,653 [ Whirring ] [ Screams ] 127 00:07:20,723 --> 00:07:22,973 ♪♪ [ Scat Singing ] [ Bat Squeaking ] 128 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:30,182 WHAT THE-- [ Belch ] 129 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,417 [ Bender ] I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE! 130 00:07:35,138 --> 00:07:38,940 [ Yelling, Grunt, Agonized Groan ] 131 00:07:39,009 --> 00:07:42,060 GREETINGS. I AM DR. PERCEPTRON. 132 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,696 LET ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO HELP YOU RELAX. [ Beep ] 133 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:49,350 - YAH-AHH! - LOOK, THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 134 00:07:49,419 --> 00:07:52,170 I'M A HUMAN BEING. SEE? I'M ALL SQUISHY AND FLABBY. 135 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,223 - ALSO, I COMPLAIN A LOT. - YES, YOU DO. 136 00:07:55,291 --> 00:07:57,358 YOU NEED TO RELAX MORE. [ Screams ] WOW! 137 00:07:57,427 --> 00:08:00,177 TERRIFIC. NOW CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING. 138 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,514 YOU WERE ADMITTED TO THIS ROBOT ASYLUM. 139 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:07,101 THEREFORE, YOU MUST BE A ROBOT. DIAGNOSIS COMPLETE. 140 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:10,305 I DO OTHER HUMAN STUFF! I AGE. SEE? 141 00:08:10,374 --> 00:08:12,991 [ Door Opens ] 142 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:16,511 I'M NURSE RATCHET. PLEASE COME WITH ME, WON'T YOU? 143 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:21,049 - [ Grunts ] - [ Ratcheting ] 144 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,638 WE'LL MEET YOUR ROOMMATE NEXT, SHALL WE? 145 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:30,225 - HIS NAME IS MALFUNCTIONING EDDIE. - THE CAR DEALER? 146 00:08:30,294 --> 00:08:32,493 WOW. I GUESS HIS PRICES REALLY WERE INSANE. 147 00:08:32,562 --> 00:08:37,097 HE'S VERY EXCITABLE. SO DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO SURPRISE HIM. 148 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:39,451 [ Rattling ] 149 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,936 PLEASED TO MEET YOU. ACTUALLY, WE'VE MET ONCE BEFORE. 150 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:44,439 WHAT? 151 00:08:52,315 --> 00:08:55,416 I'M A PRETTY GIRL. I'M A PRETTY GIRL. 152 00:08:55,485 --> 00:08:57,418 I'M A PRETTY GIRL. 153 00:08:57,487 --> 00:08:59,871 WH-WHOA! SOMEONE HAD A BUSY DAY! 154 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:03,107 MY ROOMMATE EXPLODED. OH, YOU GOTTA HELP ME, BENDER. 155 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:06,611 HOW CAN I PROVE I'M HUMAN? YOU COULD DROP DEAD. THAT'D SHOW 'EM. 156 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,348 I DON'T WANNA! HEY, MAN! I BELIEVE YOU'RE A HUMAN. 157 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:13,485 YOU DO? SURE. THEY DON'T BELIEVE I'M A HUMAN EITHER. 158 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:17,388 NAME'S UNIT 2013. COME ON. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU AROUND. 159 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:20,658 FRY, MEET NORM. HOW'S IT GOIN', PAL? 160 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,428 STILL PICKIN' UP TRANSMISSIONS FROM THE C.I.A. ON YOUR TEETH? 161 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,464 THEY JUST WON'T STOP! 162 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:32,170 [ Woman ] THE C.I.A. CAFETERIA MENU FOR THE WEEK OF MAY 15 IS AS FOLLOWS. 163 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,305 MONDAY, SHEPHERD'S PIE. 164 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,691 TUES-- CUCKOO. 165 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,627 LET ME GUESS. HE THINKS HE'S LINCOLN? 166 00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:41,746 WELL, HE'S SUPPOSED TO. THE PROBLEM IS, 167 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,915 HE'S GOT MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES-- ALL OF 'EM LINCOLN. 168 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:50,038 [ Buzzing, Whirring ] I WAS BORN IN TWO HUNDRED LOG CABINS. 169 00:09:50,107 --> 00:09:52,172 AND THIS HERE IS FRANKIE. 170 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:56,077 HE'S CONVINCED HE'S A LUNCHROOM WORKER. SO THEY PUT HIM TO WORK IN THE LUNCHROOM. 171 00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:58,846 HOW IS WORKIN' THE LUNCHROOM, FRANKIE? 172 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:02,834 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. - POOR FRANKIE. 173 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,321 [ Whirring ] 174 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:09,857 CHANGE PLACES! 175 00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:12,543 [ Clattering ] [ Grunting ] 176 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,578 BENDER, I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. 177 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,948 - I WANT OUTTA HERE! - ARE YOU CRAZY? THIS PLACE IS GREAT. 178 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:21,569 ELECTROSHOCK WHENEVER YOU WANT IT. TWO LINCOLNS FOR EVERY NAPOLEON. 179 00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:23,704 [ Loud Slurp ] AHHH! 180 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:26,141 SWEET LIGHT CRUDE. 181 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:31,612 BUT I'M NOT A ROBOT LIKE YOU! I DON'T LIKE HAVING DISKS CRAMMED INTO ME. 182 00:10:31,681 --> 00:10:34,132 UNLESS THEY'RE OREOS. AND THEN ONLY IN THE MOUTH. 183 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,117 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I'M GONNA DIE HERE. 184 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:39,287 AH, QUIT YOUR BELLY-ACHIN' AND TAKE IT LIKE A ROBOT. 185 00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:41,072 [ Frustrated Growl ] 186 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,074 [ Mad Hatter ] CHANGE PLACES! 187 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,293 [ Grunting ] 188 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:52,750 THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU ARE MAKING GREAT STRIDES WITH YOUR EXPLODING PROBLEM. 189 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,352 WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT-- 190 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:59,424 YOU GOTTA GET ME OUTTA HERE. I WOULD HAVE STARVED TO DEATH... 191 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,626 IF NOT FOR THAT SICK VENDING MACHINE ROBOT. 192 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,494 [ Coughing ] 193 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:07,265 GIMME! GIMME! [ Blubbering ] 194 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,718 POOR FRY. HE'S GOT THE MUNCHIES FOR FREEDOM. 195 00:11:10,787 --> 00:11:13,872 WE'RE ALL TRYING TO HELP YOU. WE'VE PETITIONED THE GOVERNOR. 196 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:17,192 BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO APPEAR SOFT ON PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN FALSELY IMPRISONED. 197 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:21,246 [ Groans ] AT LEAST I HAVE FRIENDS ON THE OUTSIDE. BENDER'S BEEN NO HELP AT ALL. 198 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,263 [ Speaks French ] JE SUIS NAPOLEON! 199 00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:26,868 [ Chuckles ] NOW, SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT. 200 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,154 BENDER, YOU SHOULD BE MORE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF THAN USUAL. 201 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:34,676 AH, LIGHTEN UP, HONEY. I'M JUST TRYIN' TO GET THROUGH A DIFFICULT TIME USING HUMOR. 202 00:11:34,744 --> 00:11:39,697 VISITING HOURS ARE OVER. TIME FOR OUR MEDICATION DISKS. 203 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,233 HELP ME! FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP ME! 204 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,402 OH, DON'T WORRY, FRY. 205 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:48,373 I, TOO, ONCE SPENT A NIGHTMARISH TIME IN A ROBOT ASYLUM. 206 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,958 BUT NOW, IT'S NEARLY OVER. SO LONG. 207 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:56,330 [ Crickets Chirping Madly ] 208 00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:59,183 THIRTY DAYS HATH SEPTEMBER, APRIL, JUNE-- AND NO WONDER ALL THE REST HAVE PEANUT BUTTER. 209 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,086 - WHAT AM I GONNA DO? - [ Whirring ] 210 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:06,040 OH, GOD! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IS IT NOW? 211 00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:10,194 - YOU ARE BEING RELEASED. - FINALLY! SWEET JUSTICE! 212 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:14,532 - SWEET, JUICY JUSTICE! - NOT YOU. HIM. 213 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,536 ME? WHAT A SURPRISE! 214 00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:22,457 LOOK! I BARELY EXPLODED AT ALL. 215 00:12:22,526 --> 00:12:25,109 WE CAN CONTROL THAT WITH MEDICATION. 216 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,813 FRY? ARE WE READY TO MEET OUR NEW ROOMMATE? 217 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,148 [ Bumping, Creaking ] 218 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,269 - [ Gasps ] - HI, RED! 219 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:38,005 ROBERTO? WH-WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 220 00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:40,358 I GOT BUSTED ROBBIN' THAT BANK AGAIN. 221 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,493 WHY WOULD YOU HOLD UP THE SAME BANK TWICE? 222 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:46,430 AH, THAT FIRST TIME WAS JUST TO CASE THE JOINT AND ROB IT A LITTLE. 223 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,682 WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU SCARED? 224 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:52,453 [ Stammering ] N-N-- N-N-N-N-- NOTICEABLY? I'LL SAY. 225 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,373 NOW, STAND BACK. I GOTTA PRACTICE MY STABBIN'. 226 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,026 HA-HAA! HA-HA-HA. HA-HAA! NO! PLEASE! HELP! 227 00:12:58,094 --> 00:13:01,161 STOP IT! POLICE! [ Pounding ] 228 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:04,548 HEY, KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE! I'M TUNIN' MY BANJO! 229 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,269 - ♪♪ [ Plucking Strings ] - GEEZ, RED. QUIT COWERIN'. 230 00:13:08,337 --> 00:13:11,038 YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROBOT? 231 00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:13,240 [ Howling Yells ] 232 00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:16,427 I'M NOT A ROBOT! I'M NOT A ROBOT! 233 00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:18,663 [ Screams ] 234 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,584 IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, HERMES. 235 00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:25,603 YES, YOUR FRIEND IS CURED. 236 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,621 [ All Exclaiming ] 237 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:31,826 [ Perceptron ] YOU'LL NOTICE HE NO LONGER SUFFERS DELUSIONS OF HUMANITY. 238 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,862 AFFIRMATIVE. I FEEL NOTHING. I AM A ROBOT. 239 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,765 BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP-- [ Dismayed Gasping ] 240 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:41,886 YOU'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. HE'S A HUMAN BEING, NOT A MACHINE! 241 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:45,039 OH, FRY! [ Beeping Quickens ] 242 00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:50,327 ♪♪ [ Banjo ] ♪ GONNA SING A LITTLE TALE ABOUT A BATTLE CALLED WATERLOO ♪♪ 243 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,663 BONJOUR, Y'ALL! 244 00:13:56,953 --> 00:14:01,406 LISTEN TO ME, FRY. JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT, DOESN'T MAKE YOU A ROBOT. 245 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:05,359 AFTER ALL, I THINK I'M A DOCTOR, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A DOCTOR. 246 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:08,813 - THESE FANCY CLOTHES DO. - NEGATIVE. I MUST BE A ROBOT. 247 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:13,467 WHY ELSE WOULD HUMAN WOMEN REFUSE TO DATE ME? OH, LOTS OF REASONS. 248 00:14:13,536 --> 00:14:15,870 BIO-UNITS, TERMINATE NOISE EXCHANGE. 249 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,555 IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO INGEST SANDWICHES FROM MY COMPARTMENT. 250 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,943 [ Disgusted Groans ] 251 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:29,517 HERE WE GO. JUST A MINUTE. AHA! 252 00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:32,620 [ Announcer ] AND DOWN THE STRETCH, IT'S DADDY'S LITTLE GRANDPA, 253 00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:36,790 FOLLOWED BY PERENNIAL LOSER AND BRINGING UP THE REAR, IT'S LASTY! 254 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:40,127 COME ON, LASTY! HEY, BENDER. 255 00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:44,165 DUH, ROBERTO! OOH, WHAT A SURPRISE TO SEE YOU IN HERE! 256 00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,567 ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE I DIDN'T SQUEAL ON YA, REMEMBER? 257 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,870 REMEMBER ALL THAT SQUEALIN' I DIDN'T DO? REMEMBER? DO YA? 258 00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:52,106 YEAH. YEAH. NOW LIE DOWN AND PLAY DEAD. 259 00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:55,293 AND DON'T HAM IT UP. UH, SURE. ANYTHING FOR YOU, BUDDY. 260 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,228 [ Chuckles ] OOH. [ Flap Whirs ] 261 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:02,950 WAIT HERE, BENDER. I NEED TO GET A DISGUISE. 262 00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:06,337 [ Banging, Crashing ] [ Howling Yell ] 263 00:15:10,627 --> 00:15:14,578 [ Flap Whirs ] UH, WHAT'S WITH THE GETUP? 264 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,880 I'M IN DISGUISE 'CAUSE I'M THINKIN' OF ESCAPIN'. 265 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,884 YOU IN? OR DO I GOTTA KILL YA SO YA DON'T SQUEAL? 266 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,069 I'M IN! I'M IN! [ Nervous Chuckle ] 267 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:25,239 - SO, WHEN WERE YOU PLANNIN' THE BREAKOUT? - I'M THINKIN'... 268 00:15:25,308 --> 00:15:28,610 MAYBE A FEW SECONDS AGO. [ Siren Blaring ] 269 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,879 QUICK! LET'S KEEP ESCAPING! [ Grunting ] 270 00:15:31,948 --> 00:15:36,083 - [ Both Grunting ] - [ Barking ] 271 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:39,103 [ Sniffing, Growling ] 272 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,188 [ Grunting, Panting ] 273 00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:44,691 [ Both Yelling ] 274 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:01,275 TIMES TWO, CARRY THE ONE. 275 00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:06,430 OH, YOU SAD, WORTHLESS HUMAN. OHH! 276 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,834 SACRED HOG OF PRAGUE! THAT WAS MY ANNIVERSARY GIFT TO LA BARBRA. 277 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,302 FEAR NOT. FOR I SHALL ASSIST YE! 278 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:15,789 ROBOTS DON'T SAY "YE." RELAX, MAMMAL! 279 00:16:15,858 --> 00:16:19,226 MY ROBOTIC SOFTWARE SHALL MEET YOUR CALCULATORY NEEDS. 280 00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:21,462 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS SYMBOL? 281 00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:23,597 THAT'S A PLUS SIGN, YOU POINTY-HEAD LOONY! 282 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,682 QUIT THINKIN' YOU'RE A ROBOT! 283 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,803 - I'LL SHOW YE. - [ Rattling ] 284 00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:31,822 [ Straining ] 285 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,729 STAND BACK! I'M A TOOLBOT. 286 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,714 [ Straining ] 287 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,487 [ Straining ] 288 00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:49,090 YOU'RE NOT A TOOLBOT. YOU'RE NOT A FOOD-MOTRON. 289 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:51,175 YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT OF ANY KIND. 290 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:55,780 YES, I AM. I SIMPLY HAVEN'T DISCOVERED MY PRIMARY FUNCTION YET. 291 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,765 - [ Grunts ] - OKAY. THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. 292 00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,535 I'M GOING TO REMIND FRY OF HIS HUMANITY... 293 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,604 THE WAY ONLY A WOMAN CAN. 294 00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:06,223 YOU'RE GOING TO DO HIS LAUNDRY? 295 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:09,743 FRY, THIS IS FOR YOU. 296 00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,796 MMM. MMM. 297 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,780 MMMMMM. MWUH! 298 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,473 BEEP. OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE! 299 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,092 [ Gulping, Sighs ] 300 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:30,113 BY A SCALLOP'S FORELOCKS. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BEER, FRY? 301 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,883 ALCOHOL FUELS MY POWER CELLS. 302 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:36,237 AND AS A MIGHTY ROBOT, I-- [ Belches ] 303 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,724 [ Bottles Clattering ] BEEP. [ Snoring ] 304 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,744 THANKS FOR HELPIN' ME ESCAPE, BENDER. AH, IT WAS NOTHIN'. 305 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,881 IT WAS NOT NOTHIN'! I WANT TO REPAY YOU. 306 00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:49,633 LET ME GET YOU SOMETHIN' IN HERE. 307 00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:53,570 HANDS UP! THIS IS A STICKUP AGAIN! [ People Gasping ] 308 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,906 WOW! HITTING THE SAME PLACE THREE TIMES? 309 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,242 I ADMIRE YOUR STYLE, ROBERTO. 310 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:02,296 GIVE ME THE REMAININ' DOUGH AND ALL THE CALENDARS. AND THAT PEN! 311 00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:04,599 TRY TO TEAR IT SO MOST OF THE BEADS ARE ON MY END! 312 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,268 [ Guns Cocking ] POLICE! YOU'RE BUSTED! 313 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,503 AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING. THIS GLASS HERE IS LASER-PROOF. 314 00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:13,290 [ Martial Arts Yell ] FIRE LASERS! 315 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:16,410 - DUCK LASERS! - [ Bellowing ] 316 00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:19,830 COME ON! I GOT A PLACE WHERE I LIKE TO HIDE AFTER CRIMES. 317 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:28,989 [ Snoring ] AW, HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE INSANE DRUNKEN ANGEL. 318 00:18:29,058 --> 00:18:31,058 [ Hydraulic Door Hissing ] 319 00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:34,945 [ Panting ] HEY, EVERYBODY. MEET MY GOOD PAL, ROBERTO. 320 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,648 - HEY, MON. - NICE TO MEET YOU-- 321 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,384 [ Man On Bullhorn ] COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! HOSTAGES! 322 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,604 [ Sirens Blaring ] 323 00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:47,675 - [ Brakes Screeching ] - BACK OFF! I GOT HOSTAGES! 324 00:18:47,744 --> 00:18:51,745 - HOORAY! I'M HELPING. - DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER HOSTAGES? 325 00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:55,049 TO SHOW THEM WHO'S CRAZY, I'LL EXECUTE SOME OF YOU. 326 00:18:55,118 --> 00:18:56,967 HOW ABOUT YOU? OUCH! 327 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,754 THAT'S GOING TO BLEED WHEN MY HEART BEATS. 328 00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:01,805 WAIT! TAKE ME FIRST! 329 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,741 - YES! TAKE HER FIRST! - SHUT UP! 330 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,212 - STOP TELLIN' ME HOW TO DO THIS! - [ Sirens Blaring ] 331 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,231 [ Frightened Chatter ] [ Zoidberg ] OH, THE FEAR. 332 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,367 I'M THINKIN' OF A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE AND TEN. 333 00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:16,286 GUESS IT, AND YOU DIE FIRST. GO! 334 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,572 UM, OKAY. 335 00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:21,125 FIFTY-- SIX-- ISH? 336 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,527 FIFTY-SIX? FIFTY-SIX? 337 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,247 OH, MAN! NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT! 338 00:19:26,316 --> 00:19:29,450 I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU-- YOU NO GOOD FIFTY-SIX-ING-- 339 00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:33,103 - [ Howling ] - [ Blubbering ] 340 00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:38,225 DON'T KILL ME YET! I'M STARTIN' TO COME DOWN WITH STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, 341 00:19:38,293 --> 00:19:40,244 HANDSOME. 342 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,415 HALT, FELLOW ROBOT! 343 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:49,086 HEY, RED! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO JOIN THE HOSTAGE SITUATION. 344 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,072 WHICH SIDE DO YOU WANT TO BE ON? 345 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:54,558 THE SIDE THAT KICKS YOUR TWISTED METAL ASS. 346 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,411 FRY! STAY BACK! HE'S TOO POWERFUL! 347 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,563 NEGATIVE, BOSSY MEAT CREATURE. 348 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,898 I KNOW NOW WHAT MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS. 349 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:05,486 I AM A BATTLE-DROID, SWORN TO PROTECT THE WEAK FROM CRAZY ROBOTS. 350 00:20:05,555 --> 00:20:08,071 I'M NOT CRAZY! DON'T CALL ME CRAZY! 351 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:11,091 - I-I'M JUST NOT USER-FRIENDLY. - FRY, DON'T BE A HERO! 352 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,093 IT'S NOT COVERED BY THE HEALTH PLAN! 353 00:20:13,162 --> 00:20:16,230 LET'S SEE HOW MUCH OF A ROBOT YOU REALLY ARE-- 354 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,466 [ Martial Arts Yell ] [ Squishes ] 355 00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:21,468 [ Collective Gasp ] 356 00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:23,787 [ Metal Crackling ] 357 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:28,426 NO KNIFE CAN PENETRATE MY SKIN-TANIUM ARMOR. 358 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:31,028 [ Imitates Robotic Drone ] 359 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:34,849 HE-- HELP! HELP! HE IS A BATTLE-DROID! 360 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,850 [ Droning Continues ] SOMEBODY HELP ME! 361 00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,569 [ Stammering ] MOMMY! 362 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,356 I'M SORRY I SPILLED THE TRANSMISSION FLUID, MOMMY. 363 00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:45,375 NO, NO! DON'T WELD ME TO THE WALL, MOMMY! 364 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,594 - [ Grunts ] - [ Droning ] 365 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,981 [ Whimpering ] 366 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,250 [ Screaming ] 367 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,438 [ Whimpering ] 368 00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,374 [ Clinking ] WE'RE WILLING TO LISTEN TO YOUR DEMANDS. 369 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,313 HEY, BABY. WASH THAT OFF BEFORE YOU PUT IT BACK. 370 00:21:05,381 --> 00:21:07,598 [ Hostages ] HOORAY! [ Zoidberg ] BRAVO! 371 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:10,400 YOU DID IT, FRY. CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY. 372 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,536 YOU'RE A CREDIT TO MY RACE. 373 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,105 IT WAS NOTHING. I-- [ Screams ] 374 00:21:16,726 --> 00:21:19,943 BLOOD? ROBOTS DON'T HAVE BLOOD. 375 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,413 - I MUST BE A-- A-- - A SQUID? 376 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,366 A HUMAN! OH, MY GOD! 377 00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:27,435 I'M A HUMAN! ALSO GOOD. 378 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,572 THANKS FOR SAVING US, FRY. 379 00:21:32,641 --> 00:21:37,027 [ Kiss ] I'M GONNA CONTINUE NEVER WASHING THIS CHEEK AGAIN. 380 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:40,331 BUDDY, YOU MAY BE WRAPPED IN GREASY SKIN, 381 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:43,300 BUT INSIDE YOU'VE GOT THE HEART OF A ROBOT. 382 00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:46,570 AW, THANKS, BENDER. JUST LIKE INSIDE ME, 383 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,572 I'VE GOT THE HEART OF A HUMAN. 384 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,958 [ Disgusted Groans ] WHAT? 385 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,579 [ Bender ] WHAT? 385 00:21:56,305 --> 00:22:56,299 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app