1 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:06,154 [ Man ] ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:34,218 --> 00:00:36,151 [ Bender ] AHH, BEER. 4 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:39,287 SO MANY CHOICES-- AND IT MAKES SO LITTLE DIFFERENCE. 5 00:00:39,356 --> 00:00:41,873 HOW ABOUT LÖBRAU? IT HAS DOTS ON IT. 6 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:46,078 OVERRULED! THE CHOICE OF CHAMPIONS IS PABST BLUE ROBOT. 7 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:49,497 I CAN'T DRINK THAT. THE METAL SHAVINGS MAKE MY THROAT BLOODY. 8 00:00:49,566 --> 00:00:52,651 WAAH-WAAH. BABY WANTS A ZIMA. 9 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,987 HEY, HEY. WE CAN ALL FIGHT WHEN WE'RE DRUNK. 10 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,323 NOW, LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE JUST BREW OUR OWN BEER? 11 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,925 - YOU CAN BREW YOUR OWN BEER? - SURE. 12 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:03,328 THE KIDS AT THE ORPHANARIUM USED TO DO IT ALL THE TIME. 13 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,396 ♪♪ [ Choir ] 14 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,869 CURSED BACTERIA OF LIBERIA! 15 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:13,538 MY OWN SON SUSPENDED FROM BOARDING SCHOOL. 16 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,991 IT'S NOT MY FAULT, DAD. AND YOU, CUBERT. 17 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:18,193 I CLONED YOU FROM ONE OF MY WARTS, 18 00:01:18,262 --> 00:01:20,478 AND I CAN SEND YOU STRAIGHT BACK IN THERE! 19 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,714 - NAH-UH! - WHAT'S GOING ON? 20 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,434 IS THIS ANGRY YELLING OR BUSTED HEARING-AID YELLING? 21 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,552 I'M AFRAID IT'S BOTH. WHAT? 22 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:30,388 NOW, HOLD ON. EVERYONE COOL YOUR DAIQUIRIS. 23 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:33,191 LET'S GIVE THE LITTLE VERMIN A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES. 24 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,961 IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE, MOM. JUST LOOK AT THIS LETTER THE PRINCIPAL SENT. 25 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,300 [ Dwight ] WE WERE IN SCIENCE CLASS... 26 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,336 AND WE HAD JUST FINISHED BUILDING A MINIATURE BLACK HOLE. 27 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:49,241 THAT WAS EASY. PRETTY SCRAWNY BLACK HOLE. IT MUST BE HUNGRY. 28 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,143 TUH. BLACK HOLES DON'T NEED FOOD. 29 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,663 NEITHER DO NERDS. 30 00:01:55,799 --> 00:01:58,983 [ Gasps ] MY MANWICH! 31 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:02,070 - [ Laughing ] -THAT'S IT, BRETT. 32 00:02:02,139 --> 00:02:05,673 YOU'VE COMPRESSED OUR LUNCHES TO A SINGULARITY FOR THE LAST TIME! 33 00:02:05,742 --> 00:02:07,676 SALT HIM, DWIGHT! 34 00:02:07,744 --> 00:02:09,761 AAAH! 35 00:02:11,281 --> 00:02:14,949 WHEN I RE-SOLIDIFY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN A WORLD OF GOOP! 36 00:02:15,018 --> 00:02:16,518 [ Whimpering ] 37 00:02:16,587 --> 00:02:18,353 SEE? THAT BULLY STARTED IT. 38 00:02:18,422 --> 00:02:21,690 WE COULDN'T FIGHT BACK WITH BRAWN, SO WE USED OUR BRAINS. 39 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:24,276 I WARNED YOU NOT TO USE THOSE THINGS! 40 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:29,698 LET'S SEE. WE'VE GOT OUR MALT, OUR HOPS. 41 00:02:29,766 --> 00:02:32,434 WE JUST NEED A BIG DISPOSABLE TUB TO MIX IT IN. 42 00:02:32,503 --> 00:02:34,503 YO! 43 00:02:37,441 --> 00:02:39,808 NOW IT NEEDS TO BOIL FOR A COUPLE HOURS. 44 00:02:39,876 --> 00:02:43,111 YUP! [ Whistling ] 45 00:02:44,814 --> 00:02:47,916 [ Video Game Beeping ] DWIGHT, YOU REMEMBER THE CREW. 46 00:02:47,985 --> 00:02:50,168 [ Grunts ] CREW, YOU REMEMBER CUBERT. 47 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,571 - [ All Grunt ] - WONDERFUL! 48 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:56,558 THEN I'M SURE YOU WON'T MIND BEING THEIR LEGAL GUARDIANS FOR A MONTH. 49 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:04,065 WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T MY OLD FRIENDS-- STRETCH PANTS, NO PANTS, 50 00:03:04,134 --> 00:03:06,684 AND... IDIOT. 51 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:09,071 WE'RE MAKING BEER. I'M THE BREWERY. 52 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:12,424 - I HEARD ALCOHOL MAKES YOU STUPID. - NO, I'M-- DOESN'T. 53 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,843 ACTUALLY, DWIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 54 00:03:14,912 --> 00:03:18,413 ALCOHOL IS VERY, VERY BAD... FOR CHILDREN. 55 00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:23,184 BUT ONCE YOU TURN 21, IT BECOMES VERY, VERY GOOD, SO SCRAM! 56 00:03:23,253 --> 00:03:25,237 OH, MAN! I'M SICK OF THIS. 57 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,788 [ Video Game Beeping ] HEY, DAD. 58 00:03:27,857 --> 00:03:30,858 WHAT USELESS CONTRAPTION ARE YOU HALF-BAKING TODAY? 59 00:03:30,927 --> 00:03:32,861 ER, WHAT? OH! 60 00:03:32,929 --> 00:03:38,700 THIS IS MY LATEST INVENTION. A DEVICE THAT LETS ANYONE SOUND EXACTLY LIKE ME. 61 00:03:38,769 --> 00:03:41,937 [ Farnsworth's Voice ] GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. I'M A HORSE'S BUTT! 62 00:03:42,005 --> 00:03:44,989 I AM? THAT'S NOT GOOD NEWS AT ALL, YOU LITTLE-- 63 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,892 WAAH! WHAT'S THIS DEVICE'S MARKETABILITY? 64 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:53,047 - WHO'S THE TARGET CONSUMER? - THERE IS NO TARGET CONSUMER, ONLY TARGETS-- 65 00:03:53,116 --> 00:03:55,550 TARGETS THAT WILL TREMBLE IN FEAR... 66 00:03:55,618 --> 00:03:59,987 AS THEIR NEW MASTERS HAND DOWN EDICTS IN MY GLORIOUS, BOOMING VOICE! 67 00:04:00,056 --> 00:04:04,192 [ Echoing ] NOW, QUIT PESTERING ME, YOU CONFOUNDED SCOUNDRELS! 68 00:04:04,261 --> 00:04:06,828 ♪ STAMP IT, FILE IT OH, YEAH ♪ 69 00:04:06,897 --> 00:04:08,964 ♪ SEND IT OVERNIGHT ♪ 70 00:04:09,032 --> 00:04:11,499 - CAN I COLLATE THAT? - NO! 71 00:04:11,568 --> 00:04:14,486 CAN I SHRED THESE CONTRACTS? NO! 72 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,205 - WOW! A POWER STAMPER! - [ Whirring ] 73 00:04:17,274 --> 00:04:20,659 [ Commotion ] 74 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:23,795 - [ Whirring Stops ] - NOW LOOK AT ALL THE WORK I GOTTA DO! 75 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,048 OW! 76 00:04:27,117 --> 00:04:30,251 [ Cackling ] 77 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,704 [ Bubbling ] [ Belches ] 78 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,307 MMM. THE INGREDIENTS ARE COOKED, 79 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:39,377 AND THEY'VE PICKED UP SOME OF YOUR NATURAL ROBOT FLAVORINGS. 80 00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:41,729 TIME TO ADD THE YEAST. 81 00:04:41,799 --> 00:04:45,983 YEAST? YOU MEAN, I'LL HAVE A LIFE-FORM GROWING INSIDE ME? 82 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:49,537 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. [ Blows Nose ] 83 00:04:50,607 --> 00:04:52,890 [ Telephone Rings ] 84 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,726 TALK TO ME. THIS IS PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH. 85 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:59,064 I HAVE AN IMPORTANT DELIVERY FOR YOU AND YOUR DUMB CREW. 86 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,100 YOU MUST DELIVER A PIZZA TO DOG DOO EIGHT, 87 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,669 A PLANET AT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE. 88 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:07,005 [ Farnsworth's Voice ] SORRY I CAN'T COME DOWN TO SAY GOOD-BYE, 89 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,841 BUT I'M BUSY INVENTING USELESS JUNK. 90 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,843 [ Farnsworth's Voice ] AND I SMELL BAD. 91 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,513 [ Farnsworth's Voice Laughing ] 92 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:29,510 [ Video Game Beeping ] 93 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:32,030 [ Grunts ] HEY! 94 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,200 IF YOU WERE MY KIDS, YOU'D GET QUITE A TALKING TO... 95 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:38,603 FROM YOUR FATHER... WHEN HE GOT HOME FROM THE SENATE. 96 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,972 OH, BOTHER! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE NOW? 97 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:44,192 THOSE PORK DUMPLINGS SENT US ON A FAKE PIZZA DELIVERY! 98 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,211 THE ADDRESS WAS ON DOG DOO EIGHT, 99 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,447 BUT THE UNIVERSE ENDS RIGHT AFTER DOG DOO SEVEN. 100 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,166 - CHILD, MON, IS THIS TRUE? - YEAH. 101 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:55,970 BUT WHY ARE YOU MAD AT US? YOUR DUMMY BRIGADE WASTED A WEEK ON AN OBVIOUSLY FAKE MISSION. 102 00:05:56,039 --> 00:05:59,440 PLUS THEY'RE MAKING BOOTLEG BEER INSIDE COMPANY PROPERTY. 103 00:05:59,509 --> 00:06:02,827 LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! [ Belches ] 104 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,813 ACCUSING GENTLE BENDER OF A MISDEED? 105 00:06:05,882 --> 00:06:09,701 THAT'S THE LAST STRAW. YOU BOYS HAVE BEEN UNDERFOOT LONG ENOUGH. 106 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:12,170 YOU JERKED THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH. 107 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:15,156 WE'RE THEIR FATHERS, AND IT'S HIGH TIMES WE ACTED LIKE IT. 108 00:06:15,225 --> 00:06:17,191 OOH-HOO-HOO! HERE COMES VIOLENCE! 109 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:20,762 [ Clears Throat ] GET A JOB, YOU LAZY KIDS. 110 00:06:20,831 --> 00:06:22,481 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ] 111 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:27,202 AHH. I GUESS IF YOU WANT CHILDREN BEATEN, YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF. 112 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,106 COME ON, DAD. SHUFFLE FASTER! 113 00:06:32,175 --> 00:06:34,843 YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE UNVEILING OF OUR NEW COMPANY, DO YOU? 114 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:38,429 COMPANY? [ Chuckles ] HOW CUTE! 115 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:43,434 WHAT WILL YOU BE PEDDLIN'? LEMONADE? SHOE SHINES? COOTIE INSURANCE? 116 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,537 PERHAPS THEY'VE CONSTRUCTED A TEDDY BEAR HOSPITAL. 117 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,139 [ Laughing ] 118 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:51,676 ACTUALLY, WE'RE STARTING A COMPETING DELIVERY COMPANY. 119 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:59,117 WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF BUSINESS. 120 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,853 [ Both Grunting ] 121 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:08,075 [ Grunting Continues ] 122 00:07:08,144 --> 00:07:13,047 WHO'S GOING TO USE A DELIVERY SERVICE WITH A KICKED SIGN? NOBODY, THAT'S WHO! 123 00:07:13,116 --> 00:07:15,150 BUT WE ALREADY HAVE A CLIENT SIGNED UP. 124 00:07:15,219 --> 00:07:17,886 WE'RE DELIVERING THE DAILY SUPERNOVA. 125 00:07:17,955 --> 00:07:22,490 [ Chuckles ] SO YOUR DELIVERY COMPANY IS JUST A CUTE, HARMLESS PAPER ROUTE. 126 00:07:22,559 --> 00:07:25,810 - WHEW. - NO! IT'S A SERIOUS BUSINESS. 127 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,498 YES, IT'S A TREMENDOUS RESPONSIBILITY ALL RIGHT. 128 00:07:29,566 --> 00:07:33,335 [ Chuckles ] WHAT IF A PAPER WERE TO LAND IN A PUDDLE? 129 00:07:33,403 --> 00:07:36,120 CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT MIGHT GET SPLASHED. 130 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,122 [ Laughing ] 131 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:41,743 [ Grunting ] 132 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,869 WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TREAT US LIKE DUMB KIDS? 133 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:54,038 WE'RE PRACTICALLY OLD ENOUGH TO FIND THE FOX NETWORK INFANTILE. 134 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,874 YEAH, WE'LL SHOW 'EM. ALL AWESOME EXPRESS NEEDS... 135 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,710 IS A STURDY INTERSTELLAR DELIVERY CRAFT. 136 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:03,882 VOILÀ! YOU GOT A QUARTER? 137 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:10,488 [ Vacuum Noises ] 138 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,892 MAN! THE AD SAID TO ALLOW FOUR TO SIX SECONDS FOR DELIVERY. 139 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,896 HMPH! MORE LIKE SEVEN. OH! 140 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:20,965 I'M REALLY STARTING TO SWELL UP WITH BEER. 141 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,967 I MUST LOOK RIDICULOUS. 142 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,102 NO, YOU HAVE A HEALTHY GLOW. 143 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,006 [ Belches ] OH, MY GOD! I JUST FELT IT FERMENT! 144 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,007 OOH! LET ME FEEL! 145 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,177 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT TO NAME IT? 146 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:35,179 I WAS THINKING "BENDËRBRAU" IF IT'S AN ALE, 147 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,181 "BOTWEISER" IF IT'S A LAGER. 148 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,250 I HOPE IT'S A LAGER, SO I CAN TAKE IT TO A BALL GAME. 149 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,118 [ Belches ] [ Giggles ] 150 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,020 WHOO! I FELT THAT ONE! 151 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:45,423 [ Clanging ] [ Tools Whirring ] 152 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,528 MM. THERE'S A CRACK IN THE HULL HERE. 153 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:53,030 THAT COULD CAUSE EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION. 154 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:55,199 PUT A STICKER ON IT. 155 00:08:57,387 --> 00:08:59,988 OFF ON YOUR FIRST DELIVERY, EH? 156 00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:02,123 YOU BE CAREFUL, MY LITTLE TINKLER. 157 00:09:02,192 --> 00:09:05,026 REMEMBER WE USED TO CALL YOU THAT, HUH? TINKLER. 158 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:11,298 GETS MOVIN'. THOSE NEWSPAPERS WON'TS DELIVER THEMSELVESES. 159 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:13,751 ONLY THE SUNDAY EDITION CAN DO'S THAT. 160 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,623 GOODNESS. THERE MUST BE 50 PAPERS IN THAT BUNDLE. 161 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:22,176 - THAT'S A BIG NUMBER-- 50. - YEAH, IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 162 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,949 THREE, TWO, ONE. 163 00:09:28,017 --> 00:09:30,568 - ALL SYSTEMS GO. - BLAST OFF! 164 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:33,221 [ Squeaking ] 165 00:09:36,126 --> 00:09:38,109 SEE YOU AT DIN-DIN. 166 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:41,796 I'M BLOWING YOU A KISS! MWAH! [ Blows ] 167 00:09:41,864 --> 00:09:44,281 AAAH! TAKE EVASIVE ACTION! 168 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:47,935 [ Farnsworth ] IT'S CLOSING IN. YOU CAN'T AVOID IT. 169 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,188 IT'S A CHEEK-SEEKER. 170 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,423 AND... GOTCHA! 171 00:09:52,475 --> 00:09:56,844 [ Cubert ] NO-O-O! AAAH! [ Sputtering ] 172 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,309 [ Barking ] 173 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,745 [ Barking Continues ] 174 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,547 [ Yelps ] 175 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,921 HEY! [ Grunts ] 176 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,895 YAAAH! 177 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,031 YEAH! [ Laughing ] 178 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:59,189 BUSINESS IS DOWN, SO I FILED PAPERS TO HAVE YOU ALL RECLASSIFIED AS SLAVES. 179 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:05,630 WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T OUR LITTLE MUNCHKIN MOGULS. 180 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,698 WOULD YOU JU-- [ Grunting ] 181 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:11,085 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, MEN? NEED SOME PENNY ROLLS FOR YOUR PROFITS? 182 00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:14,355 ACTUALLY, THANKS TO DWIGHT'S BRILLIANT ACCOUNTING... 183 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,524 AND MY UNACCOUNTABLE BRILLIANCE... 184 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:20,044 [ Snorts ] OUR PAPER ROUTE NOW HAS OVER A MILLION CUSTOMERS! 185 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,748 WE'RE FINALLY MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOU GUYS. 186 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,551 AREN'T YOU IMPRESSED NOW, POPS? AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? 187 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,187 UH, IN A SMALL WAY, YES. 188 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:32,123 BUT YOU STILL DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN BUILDING OR CONFERENCE TABLE... 189 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,425 OR-- OR ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 190 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,993 HELLO. 191 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:40,598 OUR DADS ARE NEVER IMPRESSED, NO MATTER WHAT WE DO. 192 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,583 MAYBE WE SHOULD START A FIRE. 193 00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:45,720 IF WE REALLY WANNA IMPRESS THEM, WE'LL HAVE TO CRUSH THEM... 194 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,355 WITH STRATEGY "DWIGHT LIGHTNING." 195 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:53,611 VERY WELL, BUT I GET TO NAME THE NEXT STRATEGY. 196 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:57,265 ♪♪ [ Rock ] THIS WEEK ON THE REAL WORLD: THE SUN. 197 00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:00,584 [ Man Screams ] I'M BURNING TO DEATH! 198 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:04,672 [ Huffs ] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH AN APARTMENT THAT BIG WOULD COST ON THE SUN? 199 00:12:04,741 --> 00:12:07,191 [ Turns TV Off ] PEOPLE, AS YOU KNOW, 200 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:11,028 OUR YOUNG SONS HAVE BECOME GREAT SUCCESSES IN THE VERY SAME FIELD AS US. 201 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,764 YEAH. THAT'S GREAT. HEY! ALL RIGHT. 202 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,865 NATURALLY, WE'RE HUMILIATED. 203 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,368 THAT'S WHY WE NEED YOU, OUR LOYAL CREW, 204 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:21,038 TO MAKE PLANET EXPRESS 800% MORE PROFITABLE. 205 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,924 WE'LL START BY SLASHIN' SALARIES, 206 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,826 AND THIS TIME I MEAN REALLY SLASHIN'. 207 00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:27,712 UH, GUYS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, 208 00:12:27,764 --> 00:12:30,030 SO I'LL JUST LET FRY BLURT IT OUT THOUGHTLESSLY. 209 00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:32,400 - WE DON'T WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE! - WHAT? 210 00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:35,603 DWIGHT AND CUBERT MADE US A BETTER OFFER. WE'RE PAPERBOYS NOW. 211 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:39,123 INCOMING! WE GOT PAPERS TO STUFF, TEAM. HUP, TWO, HUP, TWO. 212 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,909 YES, SIR. WE'RE ON IT, MR. FARNSWORTH. 213 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,328 [ Sloshing ] 214 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,301 FOLKS, THE SITUATION IS GRIM, 215 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,304 BUT WE SHALL PREVAIL THANKS TO YOU, 216 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,990 OUR CRACK TEAM OF LOYAL DREGS. 217 00:12:58,794 --> 00:13:00,728 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS. 218 00:13:00,797 --> 00:13:02,530 I'M SCRUFFY, THE JANITOR. 219 00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:07,935 YES, OF COURSE YOU ARE. NOW, WE'VE GOT TO BUCKLE DOWN AND SAVE PLANET EXPRESS. 220 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,071 I'M ON BREAK. 221 00:13:17,347 --> 00:13:22,416 SORRY TO INTERRUPT THIS WHIRLWIND OF ACTIVITY, BUT WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 222 00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:24,418 I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THESE FORMS... 223 00:13:24,488 --> 00:13:26,620 WHICH I'M PRESENTLY ENGAGED IN HANDING TO YOU. 224 00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:30,625 SWEET GUINEA PIG OF WINNIPEG! THEY'VE TAKEN OVER OUR COMPANY! 225 00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:33,194 BALDERDASH! I NEVER AGREED TO THAT! 226 00:13:33,263 --> 00:13:36,997 NO, BUT YOU DID DECLARE YOURSELF DEAD THREE YEARS AGO AS A TAX DODGE. 227 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:40,885 TAX DODGE NOTHING! YOU TAKE ONE NAP IN A DITCH AT THE PARK, 228 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,070 AND THEY START DECLARING YOU THIS AND THAT. 229 00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:46,874 EITHER WAY, I TECHNICALLY INHERIT YOUR BUILDING AND YOUR SPACESHIP, 230 00:13:46,943 --> 00:13:49,993 WHICH MEANS PLANET EXPRESS IS NOW... 231 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,979 AWESOME EXPRESS! 232 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:55,550 [ Gasps ] YOU ROTTEN KIDS! 233 00:13:55,618 --> 00:13:57,335 - UH, WILL YOU BE HIRING? - NO. 234 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,554 YOU ROTTEN KIDS! 235 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,497 [ Grunting ] 236 00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:13,500 THERE. ONE MILLION PAPERS FOLDED AND LOADED. 237 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,723 HEY, LEELA. HELP ME APPLY THESE FLAME DECALS I GOT IN MY CEREAL. 238 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,708 THEY'LL MAKE THE SHIP GO FASTER. 239 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:24,612 - AND WHAT'S YOUR SCIENTIFIC BASIS FOR THINKING THAT? - I'M 12. 240 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:32,736 OH. DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW I USED TO OWN THAT SHIP? 241 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,778 THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD. 242 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,965 [ Slurping, Chomping ] 243 00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:47,402 ♪ HUSH LITTLE BREWSKI DON'T YOU LEAK ♪ 244 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,555 ♪ DADDY WANTS TO DRINK FOR AT LEAST A WEEK ♪ 245 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,541 [ Gurgle ] OH, MY GOD! I THINK IT'S TIME! 246 00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:56,110 HURRY, LEELA! GET SOME COASTERS AND COLD MUGS! 247 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:58,262 [ Bender Grunts ] [ Liquid Gushing ] 248 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,247 [ Fry ] PUSH, BENDER, PUSH! 249 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,133 [ Groans ] 250 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:07,521 YOU'RE DOING GREAT. UNH! IT FEELS LIKE I'M TRYING TO PUSH A WATER BED OUTTA ME. 251 00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:10,274 ALMOST THERE. JUST TWO MORE BOTTLES. 252 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,660 IS IT OKAY? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 253 00:15:15,231 --> 00:15:18,416 IT'S AN ALE! FIVE GALLONS, SIX OUNCES. 254 00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:24,338 [ Moaning With Pleasure ] 255 00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:28,776 HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? THIS IS A DELIVERY COMPANY, NOT A DELIVERY ROOM. 256 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:33,180 WE JUST BUSTED OUR BUNS DELIVERING A MILLION PAPERS, AND THIS IS HOW YOU GREET US, 257 00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:35,515 WITH A BUNCH OF FROSTY COLD BEERS? 258 00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:39,720 HEY. WAIT A SECOND. HOW DID YOU DELIVER A MILLION PAPERS IN ONE HOUR? 259 00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:43,541 UH, WE JUST DID, OKAY? 'CAUSE WE'RE AWESOME. 260 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,709 YEAH. UH-HUH. AWESOME. YEAH! AWESOME! 261 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:50,197 - [ Telephone Ringing ] - HELLO. AWESOME EXPRESS, THE RUDE CRUDE DELIVERY DUDES. 262 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:53,084 HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL? WHAT'S THAT? 263 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,086 YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR PAPER? 264 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,371 IN HOW LONG? 265 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,824 [ Telephones All Ringing ] [ Jabbering ] 266 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,977 [ Insects Chirping ] 267 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,498 MIGHT A HOMELESS OLD MAN... 268 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,317 HAVE A TOUCH MORE BEEF BOURGUIGNON... 269 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,503 AND ANOTHER TEQUILA SLAMMER? 270 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,505 - [ Groans ] - PLEASE? 271 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,909 DON'T YOU SWEET-TALK ME, YA WRINKLY OLD TUBE SOCK! 272 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,361 MAY I HAVE ONE TOO, WIFE? 273 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:24,015 AH, YOU'RE BOTH PATHETIC-- BEING JEALOUS OF YOUR OWN OFFSPRING. 274 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,717 NOW, YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THEY BECAME SUCCESSES... 275 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,886 INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING IN YOUR FOOD STAMPS. 276 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,888 OHH. IT'S TRUE. 277 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:35,526 BUT THEY GROW UP SO FAST. WE JUST WANTED A FEW MORE YEARS OF BEING BETTER THAN THEM. 278 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:40,397 THEY'RE SO STINKING TALENTED. THEY DON'T EVEN NEED THEIR FATHERS ANYMORE. 279 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,067 [ Sobbing ] 280 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,386 [ Door Opens ] [ Hurried Footsteps ] 281 00:16:45,455 --> 00:16:48,589 DAD! WE SCREWED UP! 282 00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:50,674 YOU DID? TOUGH LUCK, SUCKERS! 283 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:55,379 PLEASE. HELP US, POPS. WE AGREED TO DELIVER WAY MORE PAPERS THAN WE COULD HANDLE. 284 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:59,466 BUT WE COULDN'T HANDLE 'EM, SO WE STARTED DUMPING THE EXTRAS IN A CRATER ON THE MOON! 285 00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:02,403 AND NOW EVERYBODY'S YELLING AT US ABOUT THEIR MISSING PAPERS. 286 00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:04,655 [ Sobbing ] AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! 287 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,657 [ Sobbing Continues ] 288 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:09,159 [ Men Laughing ] 289 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,395 ER, OHH. OHH. 290 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,365 WHY DID YOU BOYS DO ALL THIS? 291 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,568 [ Sniffles ] WE JUST WANTED YOU TO BE PROUD OF US. 292 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:21,489 PROUD OF YOU? YOU RUINED US WITH SLEAZY BUSINESS PRACTICES... 293 00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:24,358 AND A COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR HUMAN DECENCY. 294 00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:26,510 OF COURSE WE'RE PROUD OF YOU. 295 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,846 DAMN RIGHT WE ARE! NOW, COME ON! 296 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:32,215 LET'S GO DO A LITTLE FATHER-SON WEASELING OUT OF THIS. 297 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:41,325 [ Farnsworth ] GOOD THING I HAD THIS NET INSTALLED FOR CATCHING GIRAFFES. 298 00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:03,480 OKAY, BOYS. LET ME SHOW YOU HOW A "PAPERMAN" DOES IT. 299 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,958 AU REVOIR! 300 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,995 CAN I USE THE GUN, DAD? 301 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,831 OH. WHAT KIND OF FATHER WOULD I BE IF I SAID, "NO"? 302 00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:28,522 ONLY ONE HOUSE TO GO. WE DID IT! 303 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:31,425 [ Cheering ] 304 00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:34,027 [ Sonar Pinging ] [ Gasps ] 305 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,666 RUN AWAY! THAT BULLY BRETT BLOB LIVES THERE! 306 00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:41,335 HE'S UGLY MEAN STUPID STINK MUCUS! 307 00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:45,572 AND LAST WEEK WE SORT OF BROKE HIS WINDOW. 308 00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:49,376 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE BREAK SOMEBODY'S WINDOW? 309 00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:52,196 - PAY FOR IT? - [ Chuckles ] OH, HEAVEN'S NO! 310 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:55,416 WE APOLOGIZE WITH NICE CHEAP WORDS. 311 00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:57,584 [ Doorbell ] 312 00:18:57,654 --> 00:18:59,669 I THOUGHT I HEARD THE DOORBELL, 313 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,022 BUT I SEE IT WAS THE "DORK-BELL." 314 00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:04,608 [ Laughing ] 315 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,810 [ Nervous Chuckling ] MAN, YOU FUNNY. GOOD ONE, BRETT. 316 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,964 NOW, NOW. NO NEED TO GIVE US THE BUSINESS. 317 00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:12,116 WE'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOUR DADDY. 318 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,651 WHATEVER. DAD! 319 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,273 DON'T WORRY, BOYS. I'M SURE HIS FATHER IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL REASONABLE MAN. 320 00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:23,810 - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? - MR. BLOB, OUR SONS HAVE COME TO APOLOGIZE... 321 00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:25,812 FOR DAMAGING YOUR WINDOW. 322 00:19:25,881 --> 00:19:29,049 THEY'VE LEARNED THEIR LESSON, AND THEY WANT TO MAKE AMENDS. 323 00:19:29,118 --> 00:19:31,051 SORRY, SIR. YEAH. SORRY. 324 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:35,739 YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR APOLOGY INTO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR ONE-WAY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. 325 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,710 NOW, SEE HERE! WE ASSURED OUR SONS THAT YOU'D ACCEPT THEIR APOLOGY. 326 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:44,097 AWW. TELL YOU WHAT-- I'LL ACCEPT THEIR APOLOGY... 327 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:47,951 WHEN THEY KISS MY ASS, WHICH I DON'T HAVE! 328 00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:50,103 [ Laughing ] 329 00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:54,691 NO ONE GIVES MY BOY THAT OPTION! BRING IT ON, JELL-O POP! 330 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,844 YEAH! GET HIM, DAD. SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS! 331 00:19:56,913 --> 00:19:59,396 [ Groaning ] 332 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,382 [ Groaning Continues ] 333 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,151 GET 'IM, POPS. HOORAY? 334 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,921 [ Dog Barking ] 335 00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:11,658 [ Growls ] 336 00:20:13,262 --> 00:20:15,212 [ Whimpering ] 337 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,816 THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! 338 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,852 YOU ARE THE BRAVEST DADS IN THE ENTIRE TRAUMA CENTER! 339 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,188 YOU GUYS ALMOST HAD HIM UNTIL HE DIGESTED YOU. 340 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:27,341 OH. YOU'RE GOOD KIDS. [ Coughs ] 341 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:30,861 IF I COULD FEEL ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, IT WOULD BE PRIDE. 342 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,480 OWWW! AAAH! I WAS WRONG! 343 00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:35,482 I CAN STILL FEEL PAIN! 344 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,851 [ Knocking ] 345 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,887 [ Yelps ] HE'S COME TO FINISH THE JOB! 346 00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:41,988 SOMEONE TOSS ME OUT THE WINDOW! 347 00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:46,626 NO, NO. WAIT. I-- I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 348 00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:50,797 I'VE JUST BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS LATELY DOWN AT THE PLANT, YOU KNOW? 349 00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:55,069 THEY'RE BRINGING IN COMPUTERS TO "IMPROVE PRODUCTIVITY," 350 00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:59,506 AND, WELL, THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR HOW I ACTED. 351 00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:01,841 BUT THE BOY NEEDS TO SEE THAT REAL MEN... 352 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:04,578 SOLVE THEIR DISAGREEMENTS WITH WORDS, NOT VIOLENCE, 353 00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:07,097 SO, UH, IF YOU'LL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY, 354 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:11,051 WELL, I HOPE WE CAN PUT THIS EMBARRASSING INCIDENT BEHIND US. 355 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,054 MMM. I SUPPOSE. OH. I-- 356 00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:18,058 HEY, CHUMPS. I HEARD YOU WERE ON THE ASS END OF AN ASS-KICKING, 357 00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:20,644 SO I FIGURED YOU COULD USE A COUPLE OF THESE LITTLE BABIES. 358 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:24,732 OH, WHY NOT? MIGHT AS WELL LIVE IT UP AS LONG AS I GOT THIS CATHETER IN ME. 359 00:21:24,801 --> 00:21:27,168 WON'T YOU JOIN US, MR. BLOB? 360 00:21:27,236 --> 00:21:29,737 SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. 361 00:21:29,806 --> 00:21:32,372 THIS IS WHAT MAKES LIFE WORTH CLINGING TO. 362 00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:35,825 THREE FATHERS ENJOYING A DAY OUT WITH THEIR SONS. 363 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:40,231 IT WOULD SEEM WE'VE TAUGHT OUR BOYS A LESSON ABOUT LIFE. 364 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,468 MAN OR BLOB, IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THAT COUNTS. 365 00:21:45,855 --> 00:21:49,840 [ Muffled Cries ] 365 00:21:50,305 --> 00:22:50,929 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app