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<i>[ Man ]</i>
<i>ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!</i>

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<i>♪ FROGGIE WENT A-COURTIN'</i>
<i>  AND HE DID RIDE</i>
<i>  UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪</i>

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♪ WELL, FROGGIE WENT A-COURTIN'
  AND HE DID RIDE ♪

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[ Babbles ]
♪ SOMETHIN'
  BENDER IS GREAT ♪

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♪ FROGGIE WENT A-COURTIN'
  AND BENDER IS GREAT ♪

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♪ UH-HUH ♪♪
                <i> [ Thudding ]</i>

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<i>[ Fry ]</i>
<i>OH, MY GOD!</i>

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THEY DUG UP A BAG OF
    OLESTRA CHIPS FROM MY TIME.

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[ Clanging, Groans ]

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[ Grunting, Groans ]

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THERE MUST BE LAYERS AND LAYERS
OF OLD STUFF DOWN THERE.

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[ Gasps ]
WHAT'S THAT?

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ONE OF THOSE LED ZEPPELINS
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT?

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NO, IT'S AN OLD
    VOLKSWAGEN VAN.

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HEY, MISTER, MIND IF I
TAKE THIS OLD VAN?

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SURE. YOU WANT TO DUMP
THE CORPSES OUT OF THERES,
IT'S YOURSES.

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YEAH, YEAH.
I'VE GOTTEN USED CARS BEFORE.

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<i> [ Grunting ]</i>

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- [ Gulping ]
        - WHAT'S THAT?

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ONE OF THOSE
    JEFFERSON STARSHIPS
    I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT?

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IT'S CALLED A VAN.
        AND IN LIGHT OF THE FACT
        THAT IT'S NOT A-ROCKIN',

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I INVITE YOU
            TO COME A-KNOCKIN'.

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WOW! NEAT!
            OH!

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IT'S A TRIUMPH
            OF FREE-SPIRITED
            GERMAN ENGINEERING.

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HEY! THE SPEEDOMETER
            ONLY GOES UP TO 80.

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THIS THING CAN'T GO FASTER
    THAN 80,000 MILES AN HOUR?

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NO, IT CAN'T. BUT IT'S GOT
A DRIVER'S SIDE FLOOR...

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AND AN EIGHT-TRACK PLAYER
WITH GENUINE MONO SOUND.

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WHERE'S THE DEVICE THAT
    LETS YOU SPEED OR SLOW
    THE PASSAGE OF TIME?

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- UNDER THE SEAT.
    - [ Engine Grinding ]

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WHY WON'T IT START?
        IT JUST NEEDS SOME GAS.

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WRONG AGAIN, IDIOT.
            THERE IS NO GAS.

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PETROLEUM RESERVES
            RAN DRY IN 2038.

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GAS WAS AN ENVIRONMENTAL
DISASTER ANYWAY.

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NOW WE USE
ALTERNATIVE FUELS.

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LIKE WHAT?
WHALE OIL.

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BENDER, LIFT IT UP
            TO THE CAN OPENER.

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OH, NO!
        I'M NOT GOING NEAR IT.

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LAST TIME, THAT MAGNETIC PSYCHO
NEARLY CUT MY HEAD OFF.

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OH, RIGHT.
        PLUS, THE MAGNET...

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SCREWS UP YOUR INHIBITION UNIT
AND MAKES YOU SING FOLK SONGS.

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WHAT? WHO SAID ANYTHING
    ABOUT ME SECRETLY WANTING
    TO BE A FOLK SINGER?

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HOW RIDICULOUS!

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BENDER, IF YOU DON'T OPEN
THAT CAN RIGHT NOW,
YOUR FEAR WILL OWN YOU.

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AND NOTHING THAT
CAN OPENER COULD EVER DO
WOULD BE WORSE THAN THAT.

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OKAY. OKAY.
            I CAN DO THIS.

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IT'S TIME TO TAKE LIFE
        BY THE CANS.

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[ Grunting ]

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COME ON.
                YOU CAN DO IT.
            GO ON, YOU DUMMY.

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[ Electronic Hum ]
                [ Shouts ]

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♪ JIMMY CRACK CORN
          AND I DON'T CARE ♪
        [ Groaning ]

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♪ JIMMY CRACK CORN
          AND I DON'T CARE ♪
        [ Groaning Continues ]

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OH, NO!
            [ All Exclaiming ]

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♪ I DON'T CARE
  'CAUSE THE MASTER'S
  GONE AWAY ♪♪

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IT'S TOE-TAPPINGLY TRAGIC.
[ Groaning ]

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DOC, I CAN'T MOVE
    MY ARMS AND LEGS.
    WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

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[ Sighs ]
        THIS IS THE WORST PART
        OF THE JOB.

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- WHAT IS IT? GOOD NEWS?
    - BENDER, YOUR HYDRAULICS
      ARE SHOT.

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YOU'LL NEVER MOVE AGAIN.
                [ Gasps ]

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YOU MEAN--
            I'M SORRY.

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YOU'LL HAVE TO
        GET A NEW ONE.
                [ Sobbing ]

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[ All Exclaiming ]
                POOR BENDER.

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WELL, LET'S DRAG HIM
            TO THE CURB.

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WAIT A MINUTE.
BENDER IS MY BEST FRIEND.

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WE CAN'T JUST DUMP HIM
IN THE GUTTER LIKE
GRANDMA'S ASHES.

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OH! MY LIFE IS OVER.

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I'LL NEVER KNOW
        HAPPINESS AGAIN.
                    <i> [ Honking ]</i>

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[ Laughs ]
        HELLO THERE.

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LOOK, BENDER.
    IT'S PATCH CORD ADAMS.

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HE HEALS WITH
    THE POWER OF LAUGHTER.

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COME ON. TAKE IT.
            [ Honks ]

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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
        CAN'T MOVE YOUR ARMS?

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OBVIOUSLY NOT,
OR I'D BE STRANGLING YOU
RIGHT NOW.

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HEY, HERE'S A GIGGLE.

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<i> [ Honking ]</i>

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DID YOU HEAR WHY
    THEY'RE USING WINDOWS 3000
    AS A PRISON GUARD?

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- NO. WHY?
    - 'CAUSE IT ALWAYS LOCKS UP.
      [ Honks ]

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[ Forced Laughter ]

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
    SOMEBODY KICK HIS ASS!

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WELL, SO LONG.
        GET WELL SOON.

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OH. WELL.
                SO LONG ANYWAY.

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OH, I'M DOOMED!

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EVERYBODY LEAVE ME ALONE.
I DON'T WANNA BE SEEN THIS WAY.

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AW, YOU LOOK SO SAD.

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YOU WANT ME TO SEND
    PATCH CORD ADAMS BACK IN?

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[ Sobbing ]

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[ Sobbing Continues ]

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<i>♪♪ [ Harmonica: Blues ]</i>

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[ Sniffs ]
        HEY, THE BLUES.

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THE TRAGIC SOUND
    OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SUFFERING.

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- THAT'S KIND OF A PICK-ME-UP.
-<i> ♪♪ [ Continues ]</i>

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WOW, THAT WAS GREAT!
                HEY, THANKS.
                YOU A FAN?

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I DON'T KNOW.
        LET ME SEE.

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<i>OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE BECK!</i>

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I'D GET UP TO SHAKE YOUR HAND
AND STEAL YOUR WALLET,

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BUT MY CRAPPY BODY
    CRAPPED OUT ON ME.

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DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD.
    I USED TO MISS MY BODY TOO,

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BUT THEN I FISHED
    THIS MANNEQUIN OUT OF
    THE 92-CENT STORE DUMPSTER.

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WOW! WE'VE SURE GOT
A LOT IN COMMON, BECK.

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I ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING
A MUSICIAN-POET
WHO TRANSCENDS GENRES,

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EVEN AS HE REINVENTS THEM,
JUST LIKE YOU.

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SO DO IT, ROBOT.
IT'S EASIER THAN IT LOOKS.

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YEAH, THANKS,
        BUT IT'S HOPELESS.

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I'LL NEVER BE A MUSICIAN NOW.

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OR MAYBE... YOU'LL BE
    THE BEST MUSICIAN EVER.

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[ Whispering ]

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[ Grunts ]
            WHAT'S THIS FOR?

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TRY AND SCRAPE IT
ACROSS YOUR CHEST,
LIKE A KNIFE ON BURNT TOAST.

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[ Grunting ]

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COME ON. MOVE THOSE ARMS.
    USE THE POWER
    OF MENTAL THINKING.

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<i> MAKE IT DYNAMIC.</i>
    [ Clattering ]

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YEAH-YEAH-YEE! ALL RIGHT.
    CONGRATULATIONS, MY FRIEND.

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WHY? 'CAUSE I CAN MAKE
        ANNOYING NOISES?

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EXACTLY. I USE THOSE
    ALL THE TIME IN MY MUSIC.

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BENDER, I WANT YOU TO BECOME
    MY NEW WASHBOARD PLAYER.

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[ Gasps ]
            ALL RIGHT!

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GO BENDER! GO BENDER! GO BENDER!

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[ Honking ]
            WELL, THAT'S
            MY GOOD FRIEND BECK.

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I'M OFF TO ROCK A SERIES
        OF MID-LEVEL VENUES.

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KUDOS, BENDER.
YOU GOT MANGLED,
AND NOW YOU'RE A SINGER.

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BOTH OUR DREAMS CAME TRUE.

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[ Honks ]

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HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHO WANTS TO CRAM IN MY VAN...

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AND FOLLOW BENDER ON TOUR
     AND LIVE THERE IN THE VAN?

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[ Backfiring ]

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I DON'T KNOW, FRY.
I THINK I'M TOO POOR TO FOLLOW
A BAND AROUND IN A VAN.

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[ Honking ]

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COME ON. MOVE IT.
WE GOTTA GET TO THE CONCERT...

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AND MAKE THE AUDIENCE
    WAIT FOR IT TO START.

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[ Backfiring ]

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BAD NEWS, FRIENDS.

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MY SHELL RAN.

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ZOIDBERG, YOU IDIOT!

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MY OUTFIT--
            IT'S-- IT'S--

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KIND OF COOL.
                YEAH. I LIKE IT.

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- ME TOO,
  NOW THAT I'M USED TO IT.
- THEN IT WAS ALL ON PURPOSE.

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YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE
ZOIDBERG AS A FRIEND.

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BUT CROSS ME,
AND I'LL TURN ON YOU LIKE THAT.
    [ Snaps Claws ]

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[ Shrieking ]

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<i>[ Beck ]</i>
<i>♪ THERE'S A DESTINATION</i>
<i>  A LITTLE UP THE ROAD ♪</i>

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♪ FROM THE HABITATIONS
      AND THE TOWNS WE KNOW ♪
    [ Clucking ]

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♪ A PLACE WE SAW
      THE LIGHTS TURN LOW ♪

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♪ THE JIGSAW JAZZ
  AND THE GET-FRESH FLOW ♪

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♪ PULLING OUT JIVES
      AND JAMBOREE HANDOUTS ♪

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♪ TWO TURNTABLES
      AND A MICROPHONE ♪

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♪ BOTTLES AND CANS
      JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS ♪
<i>[ Hands Clapping ]</i>

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♪ JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS ♪

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[ Crowd Whooping ]
♪ WHERE IT'S AT ♪

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♪ GOT A WASHBOARD STOMACH
      AND A MICROPHONE ♪

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♪♪ [ Clanging To Beat ]

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♪ THAT WAS A WASHBOARD BRAIN ♪♪

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WHOO!
        OH, YEAH!

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YEAH!

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ONE BOWL OF JELL-O KNUCKLES,
PLEASE.

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THAT'LL BE THREE "PIC-A-TURES"
OF GEORGE WASHINGTON.

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OH, NO!
        MY BEAUTIFUL MONEY!

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IT GOT RUINED IN THE WASH.
                MINE TOO.
                EVEN MY CHANGE.

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GET LOST,
        YOU MONEYLESS HIPPIES!

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YOU HEARD HIM, FREAKS.

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WE DON'T LIKE YOUR TYPE
        AROUND HERE.

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THESE ARE THE TYPES WE LIKE.

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BENDER, THAT WAS<i> THE</i> BEST
40-MINUTE WASHBOARD SOLO
I'VE EVER HEARD.

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THE PARTS WHEN I WAS AWAKE
BLEW MY MIND.

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<i> [ Thud ]</i>

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<i> WHOA! CHECK OUT</i>
    <i> ALL THOSE BROKEN ROBOTS.</i>
    <i> HOWDY, FELLAS!</i>

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OH, I DON'T BELIEVE
MY BROKEN EYES!

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IT'S BENDER,
THE WASHBOARD PLAYER!

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HEY, MAN, WE CAUGHT
YOUR CONCERT FROM HERE.

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[ All ]
            YOU ROCK!

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OH-- OH, BENDER,
                SIGN MY CHEST!

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IT'S IN THAT BIN BEHIND ME.

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YO, BROTHER!
THANKS FOR SHOWIN' THAT
BROKEN ROBOTS ARE STILL USEFUL.

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AW, HANG IN THERE, FOLKS.

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I BET BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
    YOU GUYS'LL BE--
                <i> [ Clattering ]</i>

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<i> [ Clattering Continues ]</i>

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<i> [ Clattering Stops ]</i>

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THAT IS SO WRONG!
        YOU CAN'T JUST MELT DOWN
        BROKEN ROBOTS.

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NOT RIGHT WHEN
        THEY'RE KISSING MY ASS.

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WHOA, DAWG.
JUST COLD CHILL.

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YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M UPSET,
I WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT.

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LIKE, WHEN I WROTE
        "DEVIL'S HAIRCUT,"
        I WAS FEELING REALLY--

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- WHAT'S THAT SONG ABOUT?
    - HEY, YEAH.

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I COULD WRITE A SONG...
    WITH REAL WORDS.

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NOT PHONY ONES,
        LIKE "ODELAY."

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"ODELAY" IS A WORD.
JUST LOOK IT UP
IN THE BECKTIONARY.

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<i> OH.</i>

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♪♪ [ Humming ]

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I'M WORKIN' ON MY SONG.
    HAND ME THE BECKTIONARY.

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NO, NO,
THE RHYMING BECKTIONARY.
                    [ Sighs ]

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I WISH I COULD HELP
            RAISE AWARENESS
            ABOUT BROKEN ROBOTS.

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BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
    I ONLY WEIGH EIGHT POUNDS.

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WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU KNOW LOTS OF ROCK STARS.

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AND MOST OF THEM LIKE TO LOOK
LIKE THEY CARE ABOUT THINGS.

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WE CAN ALL GET TOGETHER
    FOR A BIG BENEFIT CONCERT
    IN SAN FRANCISCO.

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AND WE CAN CALL IT "BEND-AID"
AFTER ME, BENDER.

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AND YOU CAN SING
THAT SONG YOU'RE WRITING.

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AND I'LL LET YOU SING BACKUP.

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BUT REMEMBER WHO THE STAR IS--
ME, BENDER.

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♪♪ [ Rock ]
[ Crowd Cheering ]

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[ Buzzing ]

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00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,210
[ Neon Buzzing ]

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00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:41,549
<i>ALL RIGHT. "HANDS IN THE AIR"</i>
<i>RHYMES WITH "JUST DON'T CARE."</i>

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00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,901
AND... FINISHED!

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00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,920
[ Sniffs, Groans ]

206
00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:48,606
SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING
    DIED IN THE WALL.
                <i> [ Door Opens ]</i>

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00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,675
SURPRISE!

208
00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:53,344
MIND IF WE
        CRASH HERE TONIGHT?

209
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:55,279
THE COLORS IN THE VAN
        ARE KEEPING US AWAKE.

210
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:58,583
ALL RIGHT,
    BUT HANDS OFF THE MINIBAR.

211
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,321
WOW! I FORGOT ABOUT TV.
LIVING FREE ON THE ROAD,

212
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,856
YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH BETTER
LIFE IS WITHOUT IT.

213
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,425
WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON.
                    ♪♪ [ Folk ]

214
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,612
[ Announcer ]
TUESDAY, GOLDEN GATE PARK--

215
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,998
THE MONSTERS OF VAGUELY
FOLKISH ALTERNA-ROCK...

216
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:18,753
WILL STRUM YOUR BRAINS OUT
AT BEND-AID, BEND-AID!

217
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,639
FEATURING BECK,
WAILING FUNGUS...

218
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,108
AND SPECIAL GUEST BENDER!
[ Echoing ]

219
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,143
A PORTION OF THE PROCEEDS
MIGHT GO TO HELP BROKEN ROBOTS.

220
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,945
YEAH!
            HOORAY!
    GREAT.

221
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:31,382
- BENDER, YOU'RE FAMOUS!
    - [ Sniffling ] YEAH.

222
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,368
THIS COMING TOGETHER
            OF SUPERSTARS...

223
00:12:33,436 --> 00:12:36,737
REALLY MEANS A LOT TO YOU,
    DOESN'T IT, BENDER?

224
00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:39,506
UH-HUH. HELPING
MY DEFECTIVE BROTHERS...

225
00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:41,742
IS THE FIRST THING
I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT,

226
00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:44,095
EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT.
[ Sniffling Continues ]

227
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:47,548
<i>YOU KNOW,</i>
<i>WHEN I FIRST GOT BROKEN,</i>

228
00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:51,402
I FELT MY LIFE WAS OVER,
BUT LOOK AT ME NOW.

229
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:55,222
I GOT FAME, MONEY, GROUPIES,

230
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:59,143
AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO
BEING COMPLETELY IMMOBILIZED.

231
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,730
THAT'S WHY I'LL BE PROUD
    TO GO UP ON STAGE TOMORROW
    AND SAY,

232
00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:06,567
"LOOK AT ME, WORLD!
 I AM A BROKEN ROBOT!"

233
00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:09,504
BENDER, YOU CAN MOVE.
        YOU'RE CURED.

234
00:13:09,572 --> 00:13:12,957
OH, CRAP! IT'S A MIRACLE!

235
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,948
I CAN MOVE AGAIN.
[ Sobbing ]

236
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,685
MY MUSIC CAREER IS OVER.

237
00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:26,538
BENDER, I DON'T CLAIM
        TO UNDERSTAND "THE BIZ,"

238
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,089
BUT WOULDN'T BEING ABLE TO MOVE
HELP YOUR MUSIC CAREER?

239
00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:31,191
NO! DON'T YOU SEE?

240
00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:34,912
I WAS A HERO TO BROKEN ROBOTS
'CAUSE I WAS ONE OF THEM.

241
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,266
BUT HOW CAN I SING ABOUT
BEING DAMAGED IF I'M NOT?

242
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:42,036
THAT'S LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA
SINGIN' IN SPANISH.

243
00:13:42,105 --> 00:13:45,907
[ Gasps ]
        WAIT! THAT'S IT!
        I'LL FAKE IT.

244
00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:48,676
[ Tires Screeching ]

245
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,051
[ Snorting, Spitting ]

246
00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:01,138
YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT
AT THE CONCERT.

247
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:05,142
I CAN'T STOP.
    WHEN I EAT TOO MUCH DIRT,
    I GET STUFF IN MY THROAT.

248
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,879
- [ Spits ]
        - [ Groans ]

249
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,397
YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING. I--
    [ Gasps ]

250
00:14:12,702 --> 00:14:14,652
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!

251
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,654
EW! YOU'RE TOUCHING THEM.

252
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,656
I'VE NEVER SEEN
PEARLS LIKE THIS.

253
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,824
DR. ZOIDBERG,
YOU'RE AMAZING!

254
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:24,795
I AM?
    AT LAST, RECOGNITION!

255
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,481
[ Snorting ]

256
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,700
[ Chattering ]

257
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:33,036
<i>[ Man On P.A. ]</i>
<i>GENTLE HIPPIES, PUT</i>
<i>YOUR FILTHY HANDS TOGETHER...</i>

258
00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:36,857
FOR THE FOLK STYLINGS
OF CYLON AND GARFUNKEL!

259
00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:40,361
[ Crowd Cheering ]

260
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:42,346
HERE'S A SONG
        THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL...

261
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,932
WHEN PERFORMED
            BY MY ANCESTOR, ART.

262
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:51,672
♪ ARE YOU GOIN'
          TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR ♪

263
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:57,228
[ Cylon In Robotic Monotone ]
♪ PARSLEY, SAGE
  ROSEMARY AND THYME ♪

264
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,514
♪ REMEMBER ME ♪
            <i> [ Van Approaching ]</i>

265
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:02,966
♪ TO ONE
  WHO LIVES THERE ♪

266
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,953
[ Backfiring ]

267
00:15:05,021 --> 00:15:07,305
<i>[ Cylon ]</i>
<i>♪ SHE ONCE WAS ♪</i>

268
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,824
<i>♪ A TRUE LOVE OF MINE ♪♪</i>

269
00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:14,378
WE'RE HOME.
WELL, LET'S EARN
SOME BREAD.

270
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,533
BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
        GET YOUR LOVE BEADS.

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00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:21,803
CAN'T JOURNEY
    TO THE CENTER OF YOUR MIND
    WITHOUT LOVE BEADS.

272
00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:24,521
WOW, LOOK AT THE COLORS!

273
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,874
THESE'LL GO GREAT
WITH MY SOUL.

274
00:15:26,943 --> 00:15:31,228
GLAD YOU LIKE THEM.
I'VE BEEN MAKING FINE JEWELRY
FOR YEARS, APPARENTLY.

275
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,332
I'LL TAKE THREE.
    GIVE ME ONE, MAN.

276
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,383
I'LL TRADE YOU A BAD POEM.

277
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:40,187
[ Man On P.A. ]
AND NOW, STAND UP AND TURN ON
YOUR HIDDEN TAPE RECORDERS...

278
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:43,023
FOR... BECK!
♪♪ [ Rock ]

279
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:46,661
WITH SPECIAL GUEST,
BENDER, THE BROKEN ROBOT!

280
00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:49,613
[ Cheering ]

281
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,619
BENDER RULES!
                GROOVE ON, MAN!

282
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,672
<i>[ Woman ]</i>
<i>ROCK IT, BENDER!</i>

283
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,877
♪ CAN'T YOU HEAR
      THOSE CAVALRY DRUMS ♪

284
00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,814
♪ HIJACKING YOUR EQUILIBRIUM ♪

285
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,832
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
♪ MIDNIGHT SNACKS ♪

286
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,835
♪ IN THE MAUSOLEUM ♪♪

287
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,103
♪♪ [ Continues ]

288
00:16:19,929 --> 00:16:21,211
[ Crowd Cheering ]

289
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,949
THANK YOU. THAT SONG DOESN'T
USUALLY LAST THREE HOURS,

290
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,518
BUT WE GOT INTO A SERIOUS THING,

291
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,553
AND THEN I FORGOT HOW IT ENDED.

292
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,339
ANYWAY, ONE LAST ITEM
    OF BUSINESS BEFORE WE GO.

293
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:36,026
BENDER, TO START YOUR FOUNDATION
FOR BROKEN ROBOTS,

294
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:39,696
HERE'S A BIG CARDBOARD CHECK
    FOR $14,000.

295
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,566
IT'S BEEN AN EMOTIONAL DAY
    FOR ME.

296
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,835
[ Sobs ]
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

297
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,239
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD SING IT.
LAY IT DOWN, BOYS.

298
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,640
♪♪ [ Soft Rock ]

299
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:53,561
LADIES, GENTLEMEN,
    SMOKING HEAPS OF MACHINERY--

300
00:16:53,629 --> 00:16:55,396
[ Cheering ]

301
00:16:55,465 --> 00:16:58,682
THIS IS A SONG CALLED
        "MY BROKEN FRIEND."

302
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,684
[ Crowd Cheering ]

303
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:05,156
♪ PEOPLE SAY MY BROKEN FRIEND
  IS USELESS ♪

304
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,525
♪ BUT I SAY HIS MIND IS FREE ♪

305
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:13,180
♪ THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS
      MY MANGLED ROBOT FRIEND
      COULD BE ♪

306
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,450
KICK IT.
            ♪ HE COULD MAKE
              A GOOD HAT RACK ♪

307
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:18,485
♪ HE ONLY HAS TO
  STAND THERE ♪

308
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:21,839
- ♪ OR A CHEAP DOORSTOP ♪
- ♪ HE DOESN'T NEED TO MOVE ♪

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00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,825
♪ OR A GREAT BIG
              GIANT THERMOS ♪
♪ GIANT THERMOS ♪

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00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:28,161
♪ WITH A TWIST-OFF TOP ♪
♪ THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR SOUP ♪

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00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,564
♪ HE COULD BE
              A STORAGE CLOSET ♪

312
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,567
[ Together ]
    ♪ FOR OUTDATED PANTS ♪

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00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,051
♪ I LIKE 'EM TIGHT ♪

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00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,937
<i>[ Bender ]</i>
<i>♪ MY BROKEN FRIEND</i>
<i>  COULD DO IT ALL ♪</i>

315
00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:39,806
[ Together ]
    ♪ JUST GIVE HIM A CHANCE ♪

316
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,410
♪ THAT ROBOT HAS
          A TRAGIC SECRET ♪

317
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,164
- ♪ THAT I'D LIKE TO SHARE ♪
    - FOR REAL?

318
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,483
♪ MY BROKEN FRIEND
          IS CLOSER TO ME ♪

319
00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:52,519
- ♪ THAN AN ASS TO A CHAIR ♪
    - HMM.

320
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:55,873
♪ THAT ROBOT'S NAME
              I NEVER TOLD YOU ♪

321
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,176
WHO'S THAT?
    ♪ YOU COULD NOT FORESEE ♪

322
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:02,313
COME ON. GIVE IT UP.
        ♪ I'LL SAY IT LOUD
          AND SING IT PROUD ♪

323
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,965
[ Together ]
    ♪ HIS NAME IS YOU AND ME ♪

324
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:08,469
- ♪ DON'T MELT ME
        DOWN INTO A CROWBAR ♪
    - ♪ THAT SUFFERS ALONE ♪

325
00:18:08,538 --> 00:18:11,222
♪ JUST 'CAUSE I CAN'T
      MOVE MY ARMS AND LEGS ♪
♪ ARMS AND LEGS, HEY ♪

326
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,308
<i>-[ Bender ]</i>
<i> ♪ OR TOSS ME INTO A TRASH CAN ♪</i>
-BENDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

327
00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:16,477
♪ JUST 'CAUSE I CAN'T
      COOK YOU HAM AND EGGS ♪

328
00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:19,363
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
        - ♪ DON'T CRUSH ME
            INTO AN ANCHOR ♪

329
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:23,167
- YO, WHAT'S THE DILLIO?
- JUST 'CAUSE I CAN'T
  JUMP AND DANCE AND SING ♪

330
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,737
BUT-- NO-- BUT, BENDER--
            ♪ I'M TELLING YOU
              MY BROKEN FRIEND ♪

331
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,640
♪ PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
      LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ♪

332
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,910
NO--
            ♪ I'M TELLING YOU
              MY BROKEN FRIEND ♪

333
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,362
♪ CAN DO MOST ♪
                CUT IT.

334
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:38,716
♪ ANYTHING ♪♪
CUT IT.

335
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,518
YEAH!
CUT IT!

336
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,521
<i> [ Crowd Booing ]</i>

337
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,923
CURSE MY NATURAL SHOWMANSHIP!

338
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:49,443
YOU BIG, FAT FRAUD!
    YOU'RE NOT REALLY BROKEN!

339
00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:53,413
BUT YOU WILL BE IN A MINUTE!
BUM-RUSH THE STAGE!

340
00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:56,183
- [ Clamoring ]
    - [ Bender Stammering ]

341
00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:59,503
[ Crowd Shouting ]
                    <i> [ Woman ]</i>
                    <i> GET HIM!</i>

342
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,924
[ Tarzan Yell ]

343
00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:06,793
- [ Grunts ]
        - [ Gears Grinding ]

344
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,195
WHOA!
                    [ Shouting ]

345
00:19:08,264 --> 00:19:11,582
OH, HARSH!
        I DIDN'T GET MY BEADS.

346
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,751
<i> [ Zoidberg Vomiting ]</i>

347
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,138
YOU, MINION,
            LIFT UP MY ARM.

348
00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:19,890
AFTER HIM!

349
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,696
[ People Screaming ]

350
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:32,669
WELL, EVERYONE, PREPARE
TO GET YOUR GUTS KICKED OUT
BY FOLK SINGERS.

351
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,518
[ Horn Honking ]

352
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,713
WHAT IS THIS?
        THE YEAR OF THE JERK?

353
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,800
HURRY!
THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE.

354
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,920
PUT THE METAL TO THE PEDAL
TO THE OTHER METAL.

355
00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:10,808
WHOA!
        [ All Shout ]

356
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:15,262
<i> OH, NO! I FORGOT</i>
        <i> THIS IS A HOVERBRIDGE.</i>

357
00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:17,481
AND I FORGOT THIS ISN'T
A HOVER CAR!

358
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:21,035
- IS ANY OF THAT A PROBLEM?
    - NOT IF YOU'VE LIVED A LIFE
      WITHOUT REGRET.

359
00:20:21,104 --> 00:20:24,054
[ Screaming ]

360
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,440
<i>[ All Screaming ]</i>

361
00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:29,092
I'LL SAVE ME!

362
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,094
QUICK, GRAB
            HIS FOOT CUFFS!

363
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,163
<i> [ Bender Grunting ]</i>

364
00:20:35,217 --> 00:20:37,701
[ Sighs Of Relief ]

365
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,687
<i> [ Shouting ]</i>

366
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:42,656
BUMMER.

367
00:20:45,027 --> 00:20:50,047
<i>SOMEONE FAT GET IN MY WAY!</i>

368
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:54,351
OH.
        [ Groaning ]

369
00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:58,422
[ Shouts, Sobs ]
    I'M BROKEN AGAIN.

370
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,791
- I CAN'T MOVE ANY PART OF ME.
- GOOD.

371
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,195
I'M REALLY SORRY
    I LIED, BECK.

372
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,997
ALL I EVER WANTED
WAS TO MAKE MUSIC WITH YOU.

373
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,100
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT ANYONE,
OR HELP ANYONE.

374
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:14,171
BENDER, THAT'S SOME PLAYED-OUT,
NEW JACK HORSE CRAP.

375
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:17,541
BUT I KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN IT,
SO APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

376
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,643
SO, I CAN, UH, KEEP THE CHECK?

377
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,712
OVER MY DEAD CAREER!

378
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,115
WELL, IT WAS
WORTH A SHOT.

379
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,190
[ Sighs ]
<i>[ Water Sloshing ]</i>

380
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,460
COME ON, BENDER!
IF YOU'RE DONE SCAMMING BECK,
WE'RE HEADING HOME.

381
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,962
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

382
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:43,350
LET ME JUST DO ONE THING
    TO CHEER MYSELF UP.

383
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:48,038
RIGHT!
    ♪ FRY CRACK CORN
      AND I DON'T CARE ♪

384
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,023
♪ LEELA CRACK CORN
          I STILL DON'T CARE ♪

385
00:21:50,092 --> 00:21:52,976
♪ BENDER CRACK CORN
  AND HE IS GREAT ♪

386
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,045
♪ TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID CORN ♪♪

386
00:21:56,305 --> 00:22:56,299
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