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<i>[ Man ]</i>
<i>ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!</i>

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<i>[ Ducks Quacking ]</i>

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GO GET IT, BOY!
                        RUFF!

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SO, LEELA,
    HOW ABOUT A ROMANTIC RIDE
    IN ONE OF THOSE SWAN BOATS?

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THEY'RE KINDA DANGEROUS,
    BUT I FINALLY MASTERED THEM.

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THOSE AREN'T SWAN BOATS.
THEY'RE SWANS.

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OH. THAT EXPLAINS
            THESE BOAT EGGS.

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<i>[ Whirring ]</i>
            [ Gasps ]

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[ Screaming ]

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AAAH!

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MMM! HMM.

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AAAH!
            [ Gasps ]
            AAAH!

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PITIFUL BALLPLAYERS OF EARTH.

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I AM ETHAN "BUBBLEGUM" TATE,

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COMMANDER OF
THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS.

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- [ Gasping ]
    - FOR GENERATIONS,

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YOUR PUNY PLANET
HAS LIVED IN PEACE WITH
THE GLOBETROTTER HOME WORLD.

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BUT NOW, FOR NO REASON,

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WE CHALLENGE YOU
TO DEFEND YOUR HONOR...

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ON THE BASKETBALL COURT.

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-[ Commotion ]
-WILL NO ONE MEET OUR CHALLENGE?

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HAVE NONE OF YOU
    PATHETIC EARTHLINGS GAME?

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- WHAT HAPPENS IF WE LOSE?
    - NOTHING!

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THERE IS NOTHING AT STAKE
AND NO THREAT...

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BEYOND THE SHAME OF DEFEAT.

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[ Gasps ]
    THIS WILL NOT STAND!

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[ Murmuring ]
        I'LL TAKE YOU ON,
        YOU AIR-BALLING BOZOS!

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YOU, OLD MAN? HMPH.

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SWEET CLYDE,
    LAUGH DERISIVELY AT HIM.

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[ Laughing ]

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I MAY BE AN OLD MAN--

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IN FACT,
        I'M FAIRLY SURE I AM--

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BUT I'LL PUT YOU GLOBETROTTERS
IN YOUR PLACE...

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WITH MY TEAM
    OF MUTANT ATOMIC SUPERMEN!

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[ Cheering ]
                IRIE, PROFESSOR!

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<i>BEHOLD,</i>
<i>MY MUTANT ATOMIC SUPERMEN!</i>

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THEY'RE ONLY A FOOT HIGH,
    PROFESSOR.

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WELL, THEY'RE STILL YOUNG--
MERE ATOMIC SUPERBOYS, REALLY.

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WE'LL NEED TO
SPEED UP THEIR GROWTH...

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WITH TIME PARTICLES
CALLED CHRONITONS.

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AREN'T THOSE THE PARTICLES
    THAT DESTROYED AN ENTIRE
    CIVILIZA--

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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
YOU'RE OFF TO THE TEMPUS NEBULA
TO GATHER CHRONITONS.

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[ Sizzling ]

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HEY, LEELA, LOOK AT ME!

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[ Coughing, Wheezing ]

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YOUR FACE CAN TAKE
A LOT OF PUNISHMENT.
THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

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THERE'S A LOT ABOUT MY FACE
    YOU DON'T KNOW.

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PERHAPS YOU AND IT
    COULD GET BETTER ACQUAINTED
    OVER DINNER.

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ALL RIGHT.
COOL YOUR JETS, HOTSHOT.

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COME ON, LEELA.
                WHY WON'T YOU
                GO OUT WITH ME?

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WE BOTH KNOW
        THERE'S SOMETHING THERE.

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NO. I MEAN COOL YOUR JETS.
THEY'RE MELTING BENDER'S FACE.

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AAAH! OW, OW, OW!
            OOH! AAAH!

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HERE YOU GO.
            HOT OFF THE NEBULA.

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NONE TOO SOON.
WHILE YOU WERE GONE,

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THE TROTTERS HELD
A NEWS CONFERENCE TO ANNOUNCE
THAT I WAS A JIVE SUCKER.

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[ Cooing ]

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[ Gasping ]

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BEHOLD! MY INVINCIBLE
    NUCLEAR MUTANTS!

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- HI.
            - HELLO.

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<i>MARV ALBERT HERE</i>
<i>AT MADISON CUBE GARDEN...</i>

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<i>WHERE THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS</i>
<i>TAKE ON A SQUAD OF ATOMIC</i>
<i>SUPERMEN...</i>

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IN WHAT PROMISES
    TO BE A BY-THE-NUMBERS
    ATHLETIC CONTEST...

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WITH NO SURPRISES WHATSOEVER.

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[ Whistle ]
<i>THERE'S THE TIP-OFF.</i>
<i>GLOBETROTTER BALL!</i>

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<i>SWEET CLYDE DIXON</i>
<i>TO BUBBLEGUM TATE.</i>
<i>DRIVES DOWN COURT.</i>

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<i>AND CURLY JOE FROM THE REAR!</i>
            [ Yelps ]

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<i>[ Zoidberg Laughs ]</i>
<i>THAT ONE GRABBED HIS BEHINDUS.</i>

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- SHH!
    - WHO DARES LAUGH
      AT THE JESTERS OF DUNK?

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<i>WE CAME TO TERRIFY</i>
<i>AND HUMILIATE YOU,</i>

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<i>NOT TICKLE</i>
<i>YOUR FUNNY BONES.</i>

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WATCH AS I EMBARRASS
YOUR CIVILIZATION...

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BY PASSING THE BALL
TO CURLY JOE...

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ONLY TO HAVE IT
REMAIN IN MY HANDS
WITH ELASTIC!

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- [ Laughing ]
- [ Crowd Booing ]

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AND PERHAPS THIS
        WILL WIPE THE SMILES
        FROM YOUR FACES.

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<i>[ Albert ]</i>
<i>GOOSE GOES UP! REJECTED!</i>

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- GROWTREANT
      FROM HALF COURT. YES!
    - [ Cheering ]

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<i>[ Crowd Cheering ]</i>

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<i>[ Albert ]</i>
<i>SUPERMEN LEAD, 45-42.</i>

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<i>ARACHNEON WITH THE STEAL,</i>
<i>TO THORIAS.</i>

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<i>THORIAS FROM DOWNTOWN.</i>

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<i>YES! HE'S REALLY SHOWING US</i>
<i>WHAT A MAN WITH A CANNON</i>
<i>IN HIS CHEST CAN DO.</i>

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NO SHOWBOATING,
        YOU ATOMIC HOT DOG!

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[ Grunting ]

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<i>[ Buzzer ]</i>
<i>[ Albert ] AND THAT'S THE HALF</i>
<i>WITH THE SUPERMEN UP, 48-42.</i>

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<i>SURPRISINGLY DULL SO FAR.</i>

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BUBBLEGUM, THE TROTTERS
    ARE DOWN BY SIX. REACTIONS?

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IT WAS ALWAYS OUR PLAN
TO TRAIL AT THE HALF,

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THUS DEEPENING
EARTH'S EVENTUAL HUMILIATION.

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ALSO, WHAT GAME
WERE THE REFS WATCHING?

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[ Whistle ]

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[ Giggling ]

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<i>[ Albert ]</i>
<i>CURLY JOE, EASILY AMUSED</i>
<i>BY HIS OWN ANTICS,</i>

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<i>CONTINUES TO WREAK HAVOC--</i>

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<i>[ Albert ]</i>
<i>WHAT THE--</i>
            HEY, MAN.

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WHOO!
    WHAT WAS THAT?

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DID EVERYTHING JUST JUMP AROUND
OR DID MY BRAIN JUST STROKE OFF
THERE FOR A SECOND?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
    SOMETHING VERY STRANGE
    HAS JUST HAPPENED...

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IN THIS BASKETBALL GAME
    BETWEEN SPACE CLOWNS
    AND ATOMIC MONSTERS.

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HMM?

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- TIME OUT! TIME OUT!
    - [ Whistle ]

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- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- WE SEEM TO BE LURCHING FORWARD
  RANDOMLY IN TIME,

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LIKE A NEEDLE SKIPPING
        ON A RECORD PLAYER.

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WHAT'S CAUSING IT?
        IS IT MY OUTFIT?

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NO. IT MUST HAVE
        SOMETHING TO DO WITH
        THOSE TIME PARTICLES...

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I USED TO
            GROW THE SUPERMEN.

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TIME AND SPACE
        ARE RIPPING APART
        AT THE SEAMS.

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[ Gasping ]

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- OOPS.
        - OH, GREAT.

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NOW, ON TOP OF EVERYTHING,
    WE NEED A NEW FIFTH MAN.

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OOH! OOH, OOH, OOH!
PUT ME IN, PROFESSOR!

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I WANNA SHOW LEELA MY SKILLS.

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HMM. WILL SAID SKILLS
        PAY THE BILLS?

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WHO CARES?
WE'RE 35 POINTS AHEAD
WITH TWO MINUTES LEFT.

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- WHAT COULD POSSIBLY--
- [ Crowd Booing ]

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<i>[ Buzzer ]</i>
<i>[ Albert ]</i>
<i>GLOBETROTTERS WIN, 244-86.</i>

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A DARK DAY FOR HUMANITY, FOLKS.

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WE HAVE BEEN BEATEN...
    IN BASKETBALL.

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YEAH,
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT!
                    [ Laughing ]

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YOU ARE ALL FOOLS
    OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID,
    FRY, BUT ONCE AGAIN,
    YOU SCREWED UP.

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NOW ALL THE PLANETS
ARE GONNA START CRACKIN' WISE
ABOUT OUR MAMAS.

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I'M JUST GLAD MY FAT UGLY MAMA
ISN'T ALIVE TO SEE THIS DAY.

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ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR
            PROMISCUOUS MOTHER,
            HERMES.

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WE HAVE
                BIGGER PROBLEMS.

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THIS TIME DISRUPTION
        IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS.

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<i> DAMN RIGHT, BROTHER MAN.</i>
    <i> THIS CHRONOLOGICAL</i>
    <i> WANG-DANG-DOODLE...</i>

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COULD DESTROY
    THE VERY MATRIX OF REALITY.

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TATE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
                NOT MUCH YET,

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BUT I AM SENIOR LECTURER IN
PHYSICS AT GLOBETROTTER "U" AND
I'D LIKE TO HELP INVESTIGATE.

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YOU'RE<i> THAT</i> BUBBLEGUM TATE?

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WELL, I SURE AIN'T HIS GRANDMA.
NOW, LOOK HERE, PROF.

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I THINK WE GOT OURSELVES
AN EXCESS OF CHRONITONS
IN THE SUBATOMIC INTERSTICES.

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YES. I SEE.

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SOMETHING INVOLVING
THAT MANY BIG WORDS COULD
EASILY DESTABILIZE TIME ITSELF.

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- IS THAT A PROBLEM?
    - INDEED SO.

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AT THIS RATE, BY TUESDAY
IT WILL BE THURSDAY.

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BY WEDNESDAY,
IT WILL BE AUGUST.

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AND BY THURSDAY,
IT WILL BE THE END OF
EXISTENCE AS WE KNOW IT.

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I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU
            TO CLEAR OUT NOW.

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THE CIRCUS NEEDS TO
    SET UP FOR TOMORROW'S BIG--

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[ Trumpeting ]

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[ All Screaming ]

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TIME CONTINUES
TO SKIP FORWARD RANDOMLY.
DETAILS AT 11:00.

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THIS IS THE NEWS AT 11:00.
THE MYSTERIOUS AND UNEXPLAINED--

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TURNING TO ENTERTAINMENT NEWS,
TEEN SINGER WENDY MIGHT JUST BE
THE LATEST--

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WON THREE GRAMMYS
LAST NIGHT--

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FOUND DEAD
IN HER BATHTUB.

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INTERESTING. IT'S AS IF
WE ALL BEHAVE NORMALLY
DURING THE TIME SKIPS,

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BUT THEN
WE HAVE NO MEMORY OF IT.

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- YOU MEAN WE JUST--
    - MY, YES!

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OOH! JUST LIKE THAT.
ANY LUCK, BUBBLEGUM?

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NOT YET. LISTEN.

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HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
        IF I DRIBBLE A LITTLE
        WHILE I WORK.

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NOT IF YOU'LL GRANT ME
    THE SAME LIBERTY.
    [ Slurps ]

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OOH, OOH. BUBBLEGUM,
MY NAME'S BENDER,

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AND I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOUR WORK,
BOTH ON AND OFF THE COURT.

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CAN I BE
A GLOBETROTTER?
            SHUT UP, TURKEY.

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OOH.
                BUBBLEGUM,
                LOOK AT THIS.

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[ Clicking ]
THE BACKGROUND TIME RADIATION
IS FLUCTUATING WILDLY!

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<i>GOOD LORD!</i>
<i>THAT SUCKER'S SHAKIN' ROUND</i>
<i>LIKE SOME FINE IMPORTED BOOTY!</i>

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00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:07,138
SAY, I'M NO PHYSICIST,
BUT I THINK I KNOW HOW TO
STOP THE SKIPPING. WE'LL JUST--

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♪♪ [ Calypso ]

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00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,944
I DON'T KNOW HOW
    THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK.

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00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:16,798
PROFESSOR, I HOPE YOU FIND OUT
WHAT'S WRONG BEFORE WE SKIP
RIGHT PAST MY BIRTH--

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMY!

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HOORAY! LOOK AT
            ALL THESE PRESENTS!

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I HOPE WE ALL HAVE AS MUCH FUN
TOMORROW AT MY BIRTH--

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WHAT? AWWW.

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PSST. LEELA! I'VE SET UP
        A TIME-PROOF SHELTER
        IN THE CLOSET.

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THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR TWO,
    AND YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT TO
    SHARE IT WITH.

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FRY, THAT'S SO SWEET.
LEMME SEE.

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HOW EXACTLY
            WILL THIS PROTECT US
            FROM TIME JUMPS?

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'CAUSE WHEN WE'RE
TOGETHER IN HERE, BABY,
TIME WILL STAND STILL.

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OWWW.

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HMM. HMM.

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DR. ZOIDBERG,
            CAN I TALK TO YOU
            ABOUT FRY?

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LEELA,
I WOULD BE HONORED.

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♪♪ [ Action Theme ]
DOES THE WORST W.C. FIELDS
IMITATION I'VE EVER SEEN.

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00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:12,653
ZOIDBERG!
SORRY. YOU MUST'VE
BEEN BORING ME.

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00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:17,025
<i> [ TV Stops ]</i>
THE THING IS, FRY IS VERY SWEET,
BUT HE'S SO IMMATURE.

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I LOVE HIS BOYISH CHARM,
    BUT I HATE HIS CHILDISHNESS.

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00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:26,484
SO HE'S NOT PERFECT.
YOU DON'T WANNA END UP
OLD AND LONELY LIKE<i> ZOIDBERG.</i>

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00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,454
[ Sobbing ]

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00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,572
[ Sniffles ]
YOU WERE SAYING?

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00:11:31,641 --> 00:11:33,808
<i> [ Sniffing ]</i>

189
00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:36,894
AH! THERE IT IS.
THE TEMPUS NEBULA.

190
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,097
TAKE A WHIFF
THROUGH THE SMELL-A-SCOPE.

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00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,734
OOH!
WHAT'S THAT FUNKY JAZZ?

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THE ODOR
        OF PURE TIME LEAKING.

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WHEN MY CREW
        REMOVED THE CHRONITONS,

194
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,675
IT DESTABILIZED
                THE NEBULA,

195
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,210
CAUSING TIME SKIPS
        THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE.

196
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,230
OOH! LET BUBBLEGUM
            TELL IT!

197
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:58,866
PRETEND THESE BASKETBALLS
ARE TIME PARTICLES,
MY SILVER HONKY.

198
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:02,520
AS THE NEBULA
BOUNCE-PASSES THEM OFF US...
                AAAH! OOH! AAAH!

199
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:05,439
THEY CAUSE THESE DENTS,
OR "TIME SKIPS."

200
00:12:05,508 --> 00:12:07,641
YOU ARE SO SMART.

201
00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:10,678
HOLD UP.
        WHAT IF WE WERE TO MOVE
        THIS CLUSTER OF STARS...

202
00:12:10,747 --> 00:12:13,147
TO THESE
ALGEBRAIC COORDINATES?

203
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:15,966
THEIR GRAVITY MIGHT JUST
        DIVERT THE CHRONITONS...

204
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,035
TO THE EMPTY SIDE
            OF THE UNIVERSE.

205
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,588
YEAH. BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

206
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,724
MOVING STARS WOULD REQUIRE
ONE BAD-ASS GRAVITY PUMP.

207
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:25,793
AND WE'D NEED ALL THE MONEY
ON EARTH TO BUILD--

208
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,946
WHAT THE--
                        WHAT?

209
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,682
THERE'S THE FUNDING
FOR YOUR GRAVITY PUMP.

210
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,987
BUT IT DAMN WELL BETTER WORK.
WE CAN'T SPEND ALL OF EARTH'S
MONEY EVERY DAY.

211
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,172
NOW, HOW LONG
WILL IT TAKE TO BUILD?

212
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:42,626
IT WON'T BE EASY, NIXON.
A JIM-JAM THIS COMPLEX
MIGHT TAKE MONTHS OR EVEN--

213
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,862
AH. THERE WE ARE.

214
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:49,566
ONE GRAVITY PUMP POWERFUL ENOUGH
TO MOVE THE STARS THEMSELVES.

215
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:53,555
NOW TO BEGIN THE ARDUOUS TASK
OF ATTACHING IT TO THE SHIP SO--

216
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,959
OFF YOU GO, APPARENTLY.

217
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:07,902
<i>[ Tate ] EASY, LEELA.</i>
<i>JUST FINGER-ROLL THAT STAR</i>
<i>INTO THE COSMIC BASKET.</i>

218
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,688
JUST A FEW... MORE...

219
00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:16,160
HUNDRED...
            THOUSAND... MILES.

220
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,213
<i>THERE.</i>

221
00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:23,701
<i>[ Tate ]</i>
<i>NOTHIN' BUT NEBULA.</i>

222
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,970
[ Clicking ]
WE'LL HAVE TO RUN SOME TESTS
BACK ON EARTH,

223
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,088
BUT I THINK WE'VE
        STOPPED THE TIME SKIPS.

224
00:13:28,157 --> 00:13:30,424
ALL RIGHT!
JAMMIN'!
            HOORAY FOR LEELA!

225
00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:32,693
AND WHAT BETTER WAY
TO CELEBRATE OUR SUCCESS...

226
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:36,664
THAN BY ME SHOWING BUBBLEGUM
THE GLOBETROTTER UNIFORM
I MADE MYSELF?

227
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,333
LEMME SEE.

228
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,885
HELLO, LAWSUIT.

229
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,920
LEELA,
        I WANT YOU TO KNOW...

230
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,157
I THINK THE WAY
    YOU MOVED THOSE STARS AROUND
    WAS REALLY WONDERFUL.

231
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,159
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

232
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:53,448
[ Gasps ] MODERATELY PRICED
DOMESTIC NON-VINTAGE CHAMPAGNE!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

233
00:13:53,516 --> 00:13:58,085
YOU DESERVE IT. I MEAN,
NOBODY EVER STOPS TO TELL YOU
WHAT A GREAT CAPTAIN YOU ARE.

234
00:13:58,154 --> 00:14:00,871
AW. THAT IS SO TRUE
AND SWEET.

235
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,857
YOU'RE SMART,
             YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,

236
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,426
AND BEST OF ALL,
        YOU'LL GO OUT WITH ME?

237
00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:08,495
FRY, PLEASE
    TRY TO UNDERSTAND.

238
00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:12,000
YOU'RE A MAN. I'M A WOMAN.
WE'RE JUST TOO DIFFERENT.

239
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:17,021
HEY, LEELA! BUBBLEGUM MIGHT
LET ME ORGANIZE A BAKE SALE
FOR THE GLOBETROTTER WIVES.

240
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,190
CAN YOU TEACH ME
    TO MAKE CUPCAKES?

241
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,443
ALL RIGHT, BUT I WANNA
LICK THE BEATERS.
                    [ Sighs ]

242
00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:24,579
I GOT HER CHAMPAGNE.
             I OPENED IT.

243
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:26,597
WHAT DOES A GUY
                HAVE TO DO?

244
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,849
EIGHTY-SIX THE CHUMP STUFF,
F-MAN.

245
00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:34,138
IT'S TIME TO WIN LEELA'S HEART
WITH A BIG, SHOWY, THREE-POINT
ROMANTIC GESTURE.

246
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:38,526
HMM. MAYBE THIS<i> IS</i> THE MOMENT
TO SHOW HER MY REAL SURPRISE.

247
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,413
<i>[ Rockets Roaring ]</i>

248
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,898
FRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

249
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,519
UH-OH. TIME TO BOOGIE ON DOWN
TO THE SAUNA.

250
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,155
LOOK. I'VE BEEN STUDYING
        HOW TO PILOT THE SHIP.

251
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,891
IMPRESSED?
YEAH, ACTUALLY.

252
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,394
YOU'RE DOING OKAY.
THE CORE-REACTOR
TEMPERATURE'S NOMINAL.

253
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,297
THE BLINKER'S OFF.
        I LEARNED HOW TO WORK
        THE GRAVITY PUMP, TOO,

254
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,332
IN CASE WE NEED TO
            MOVE MORE STARS.

255
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,501
- SO, ARE WE DATING NOW?
    - [ Groans ]

256
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,256
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?
PLEASE, JUST CUT IT OUT NOW.

257
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:13,177
LOOK, LEELA. I KNOW THERE'S
SOME PERFECT, AMAZING THING
I CAN DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME.

258
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,996
- AND WHEN I FIGURE OUT
      WHAT IT IS--
    - FRY, STOP.

259
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:20,234
I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU,
BUT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY,
POSITIVELY NO WAY...

260
00:15:20,303 --> 00:15:22,936
THAT YOU AND I
    WILL EVER, EVER--

261
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:26,507
MAN AND WIFE.
    YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

262
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,676
MMM!
    [ Groans ]

263
00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:31,829
- [ Cheering ]
        - YES!

264
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,635
[ Grunting ]
    [ Cheering ]

265
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,620
[ Zoidberg ]
            HE LOOKS RADIANT.

266
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:43,040
- [ Muffled Speech ]
- YE GODS, BUBBLEGUM! WE FAILED.

267
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,226
THE TIME SKIPS
HAVEN'T STOPPED AT ALL.

268
00:15:45,295 --> 00:15:48,762
EVEN IN THESE FORMAL SHORTS,
    I FEEL LIKE A FAILURE.

269
00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:52,533
YOU TRICKED ME INTO
    MARRYING YOU, DIDN'T YOU?
OF COURSE NOT!

270
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,469
HOW'D YOU DO IT?
        DRUGS IN THE CHAMPAGNE?
        HYPNOSIS?

271
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,721
NO! DRUGS ARE FOR LOSERS!

272
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,541
AND HYPNOSIS IS FOR LOSERS
WITH BIG WEIRD EYEBROWS.

273
00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:03,661
I DON'T KNOW WHAT AMAZING THING
 I DID TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME,

274
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,097
BUT WHATEVER IT WAS,
WE'RE MARRIED NOW.

275
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,998
WE'VE GOT THE REST
OF OUR LIVES TO WORK THIS--

276
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,784
DIVORCE IS FINAL.
WHAT?

277
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:12,820
WELL, LET'S DIVIDE UP
        THE CHINA.

278
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:17,191
I GUESS
I'LL TAKE THE NFC HELMETS AND
YOU CAN HAVE THE AFC HELMETS.

279
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,827
FINE.
BREAK MY HEART AGAIN.

280
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,462
DON'T BE SO HARD
            ON YOURSELF, FRY.

281
00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:24,465
YOU LOST THE WOMAN
            OF YOUR DREAMS,

282
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:26,501
BUT YOU STILL
                HAVE ZOIDBERG.

283
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,869
YOU ALL
            STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!

284
00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:33,691
HOW DID I DO IT?
HOW DID I GET LEELA TO LOVE ME?
I'VE GOT TO FIGURE IT OUT.

285
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,210
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST
    A FANTASTIC LOVER, FRY.

286
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:38,028
NO.
                I DON'T KNOW
                WHAT I'M DOING.

287
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:41,348
MAYBE SHE'D COME BACK TO YOU
IF YOUR BEST FRIEND BENDER
WERE A GLOBETROTTER.

288
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,517
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
    BUBBLEGUM?
                        HELL NO.

289
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,537
- AWWW.
    - OH, IT'S HOPELESS.

290
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,524
I DID SOMETHING SO GREAT
    THAT IT WON LEELA'S HEART,

291
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,959
AND I'LL NEVER EVER
    KNOW WHAT IT WAS.

292
00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:54,928
MY LIFE IS EMPTY.
        [ Sniffles ]

293
00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:57,431
♪ ZOIDBERG ♪

294
00:16:57,499 --> 00:17:00,268
NO WONDER WE FAILED
TO STOP THE TIME SKIPS.

295
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:03,637
DIVERTING CHRONITONS
IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

296
00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:07,908
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE CHECKED
YOUR SHOWBOATING GLOBETROTTER
ALGEBRA.

297
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:11,161
MAN, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
THAT ALGEBRA WAS ALL RAZZMATAZZ!

298
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,832
A GLOBETROTTER
ALWAYS SAVES THE GOOD ALGEBRA
FOR THE FINAL MINUTES.

299
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,718
<i> [ Bender Laughs ]</i>
            <i> VINTAGE BUBBLEGUM!</i>

300
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,954
THE TIME SKIPS
ARE WORSE THAN EVER NOW.

301
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:23,940
ISOLATED SPOTS ARE JUMPING
BY YEARS AT A TIME. LOOK!

302
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,993
STUPID SENIOR CITIZENS.

303
00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:29,096
WHY SHOULD WE HAVE TO PAY
FOR THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY
BENEFITS?

304
00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,615
I DESERVE
FREE MONEY!

305
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,750
WELL, I'M STUMPED.

306
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:37,271
WE'LL HAVE TO CALL IN
THE FINEST SCIENTIFIC MINDS
IN THE UNIVER--

307
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:41,508
PERHAPS WE COULD EXPLODE
    THE WHOLE DAMNED NEBULA.

308
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:44,544
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
    CURLY JOE?
                NO, MAN.

309
00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:48,783
AN EXPLOSION BIG ENOUGH
    TO DESTROY THAT MAMA WOULD
    TAKE OUT HALF THE UNIVERSE.

310
00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:51,886
YOU GOTTA GLOBETROTTER
THAT EXPLOSION UP A LITTLE,
FARNSIE.

311
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:54,121
MAKE IT AN<i> IMPLOSION.</i>

312
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:56,690
BY GOD,
    SWEET CLYDE IS RIGHT!

313
00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:59,610
AN IMPLOSION MIGHT JUST
    FORM A BLACK HOLE...

314
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,179
THAT WOULD STOP
MORE CHRONITONS FROM ESCAPING.

315
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,416
WHOA! SLOW THAT
        BRAIN TRAIN DOWN, PROF!

316
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:08,869
WE'D NEED SOME KIND OF
    DOOMSDAY DEVICE TO INITIATE
    AN IMPLOSION LIKE THAT.

317
00:18:08,937 --> 00:18:10,871
DOOMSDAY DEVICE?

318
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:15,376
AHH! NOW THE BALL'S
    IN FARNSWORTH'S COURT!

319
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,832
[ Beeping ]
I SUPPOSE I COULD PART WITH ONE
AND STILL BE FEARED.

320
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,834
GIMME SOME SKIN, PROF.

321
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,036
I'M MAKING YOU
AN HONORARY GLOBETROTTER.

322
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,873
IN FACT,
    EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM'S
    AN HONORARY GLOBETROTTER.

323
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,909
YAY!
I'M A GLOBETROTTER!

324
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:32,977
<i> [ Hurried Footsteps ]</i>

325
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,812
[ Panting ]
    DID YOU JUST SAY--

326
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,531
- TOO LATE, HOT PLATE.
        - AW, CRAP!

327
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,466
[ Beeping ]

328
00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:45,439
WE MUST LEAVE NOW,
    FOR WE ARE NEEDED ELSEWHERE.

329
00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:47,858
BUT WE WISH YOU
                GODSPEED.

330
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,346
PLEASE! PLEASE LET ME
COME WITH YOU.

331
00:18:52,415 --> 00:18:54,582
I CAN MAKE MYSELF
TALLER.

332
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,919
BENDER, YOU CAN TALK TRASH.
    YOU CAN HANDLE THE BALL.

333
00:18:58,987 --> 00:19:01,121
BUT LOOK IN YOUR HEART
        AND ASK YOURSELF,

334
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:04,141
ARE YOU FUNKY ENOUGH
        TO BE A GLOBETROTTER?

335
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,477
ARE YOU?
    YES.

336
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:10,497
ARE YOU?
I MEAN, WITH TIME,
MY FUNK LEVEL COULD--

337
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,250
ARE YOU?
[ Whimpers ]
NO.

338
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,769
DEAL WITH IT.

339
00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:18,055
[ Sniffling ]

340
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,128
<i> [ Beeping ]</i>

341
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:35,772
- AAAH! OH!
    - CAREFUL WITH THAT
      DOOMSDAY DEVICE, BENDER.

342
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,842
WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
I'LL NEVER BE A GLOBETROTTER.

343
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:42,813
MY LIFE, AND BY EXTENSION
EVERYONE ELSE'S, IS MEANINGLESS.

344
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,849
<i> ROGER.</i>

345
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,850
LEELA,
ABOUT THE WEDDING--

346
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,952
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID
TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME,

347
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:52,189
AND I DON'T THINK
I TRICKED YOU INTO IT,
BUT MAYBE I DID.

348
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,725
AND IF I DID,
I'M SORRY.

349
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:58,729
IT'S OKAY, FRY. YOU KNOW
        WE'LL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS,
        RIGHT?

350
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,415
YEAH, BUT I DON'T GUESS
ANYTHING I COULD DO...

351
00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:04,652
WILL EVER MAKE YOU FEEL
THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME
THAT I DO ABOUT YOU.

352
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,004
I GUESS NOT.

353
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,926
WELL, THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE
IS READY.

354
00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:15,263
MAYBE BLASTING
THIS QUADRANT OF SPACE...

355
00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:18,866
INTO A HELLSTORM
OF FLAMING NOTHINGNESS
WILL CHEER ME UP A LITTLE.

356
00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:22,102
OKAY. LET ME JUST
            TAKE THE SHIP OUT
            TO A SAFE DISTANCE.

357
00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:28,058
ACTUALLY,
        I THINK I'LL GO DOWN
        AND PREP THE DETONATOR.

358
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,794
FRY, WHY DON'T YOU
            TAKE THE HELM?

359
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:38,719
SHE'S SO GREAT.
            I FEEL LIKE I CAN
            ALMOST REMEMBER...

360
00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:41,055
THE MAGICAL THING
    I DID TO MAKE HER LOVE ME.

361
00:20:41,124 --> 00:20:43,073
BUT I GUESS
            I NEVER WILL.

362
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:48,578
SORRY, BUDDY. I, TOO,
KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE
A DREAM I'LL NEVER ACHIEVE.

363
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:52,633
♪♪ [ Slowly Whistling
     "Sweet Georgia Brown" ]

364
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:56,236
<i> [ Engines Whirring ]</i>

365
00:21:01,244 --> 00:21:02,776
OHH!

366
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,202
<i>THAT'S HOW I MUST'VE DONE IT!</i>

367
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:16,406
<i>I MOVED THE STARS THEMSELVES</i>
<i>TO WRITE HER A LOVE NOTE</i>
<i>IN THE SKY!</i>

368
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,926
[ Leela ]
DETONATION IN THREE, TWO, ONE.

369
00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:23,614
NO!

370
00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:35,092
<i>DID YOU SEE IT?</i>
<i> DID YOU SEE IT?</i>

371
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,028
- THE EXPLOSION?
    - NO, NOT THE EXPLOSION!

372
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:42,216
- THEN WHAT?
        - NOTHING.

373
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,205
<i>♪♪ [ Bender Slowly Whistling</i>
<i>     "Sweet Georgia Brown" ]</i>

373
00:21:49,305 --> 00:22:49,425
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