1 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:09,323 X1:257 X2:461 Y1:495 Y2:516 I Dated a Robot 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:31,813 --> 00:00:34,532 X1:209 X2:512 Y1:456 Y2:516 You're entering a realm which is unusual. 4 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:39,727 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:456 Y2:516 Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. 5 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:44,051 X1:142 X2:572 Y1:061 Y2:087 Prepare to enter The Scary Door. 6 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:47,450 X1:146 X2:571 Y1:061 Y2:126 Please send the man round back and pick up Clyde Smith... 7 00:00:47,653 --> 00:00:52,329 X1:102 X2:610 Y1:061 Y2:121 ... a professional gambler who 's about to have an unfortunate accident. 8 00:01:00,653 --> 00:01:03,565 X1:169 X2:547 Y1:061 Y2:088 A casino where I'm winning? 9 00:01:03,733 --> 00:01:07,487 X1:165 X2:550 Y1:061 Y2:121 That car must have killed me. I must be in heaven. 10 00:01:11,213 --> 00:01:13,443 X1:164 X2:553 Y1:061 Y2:087 A casino where I always win? 11 00:01:13,613 --> 00:01:17,208 X1:200 X2:516 Y1:061 Y2:127 That's boring. I must really be... in hell! 12 00:01:17,413 --> 00:01:21,804 X1:145 X2:570 Y1:061 Y2:127 No. You're not in heaven or hell. You're on an airplane. 13 00:01:23,973 --> 00:01:27,249 X1:142 X2:573 Y1:061 Y2:127 A gremlin's destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me! 14 00:01:27,453 --> 00:01:30,763 X1:187 X2:529 Y1:456 Y2:516 Why should I believe you? You're Hitler. 15 00:01:30,973 --> 00:01:34,170 X1:228 X2:487 Y1:490 Y2:516 Eva Braun, help me! 16 00:01:35,773 --> 00:01:38,970 X1:115 X2:600 Y1:061 Y2:126 - Saw it coming. - I just saw something incredibly cool. 17 00:01:39,173 --> 00:01:42,563 X1:141 X2:575 Y1:061 Y2:126 A big floating ball that lit up with every color in the rainbow... 18 00:01:42,813 --> 00:01:47,762 X1:182 X2:538 Y1:061 Y2:121 ...plus some new ones that were so beautiful I cried. 19 00:01:47,973 --> 00:01:50,692 X1:138 X2:579 Y1:456 Y2:516 - In front of Discount Shoe Outlet? - Yeah. 20 00:01:50,853 --> 00:01:53,162 X1:188 X2:530 Y1:456 Y2:516 They have a kid wear that to attract customers. 21 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:56,166 X1:224 X2:492 Y1:061 Y2:122 I don't care if it was a dork in a costume. 22 00:01:56,413 --> 00:02:01,407 X1:105 X2:609 Y1:061 Y2:126 For a moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own. 23 00:02:01,613 --> 00:02:04,650 X1:145 X2:570 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Big deal. - We all feel like that all the time. 24 00:02:04,893 --> 00:02:08,772 X1:102 X2:613 Y1:450 Y2:516 - You don't hear us gassing on about it. - How can you be so blasé? 25 00:02:08,933 --> 00:02:13,768 X1:113 X2:604 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's the year 3000, yet you sit around like it's the boring time I came from. 26 00:02:14,013 --> 00:02:17,767 X1:119 X2:598 Y1:450 Y2:516 Boring? Wasn't that the period when they cracked the human genome... 27 00:02:17,933 --> 00:02:20,128 X1:127 X2:592 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...and boy bands roamed the earth? 28 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,528 X1:114 X2:601 Y1:494 Y2:516 Yeah. But now it's the distant future. 29 00:02:22,693 --> 00:02:25,366 X1:164 X2:552 Y1:450 Y2:516 Why aren't we doing everything I ever dreamed of? 30 00:02:25,573 --> 00:02:29,122 X1:137 X2:580 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You know what might be a hoot? - No. Why would I know that? 31 00:02:29,293 --> 00:02:33,332 X1:158 X2:558 Y1:455 Y2:516 Let's take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do. 32 00:02:33,533 --> 00:02:35,364 X1:275 X2:440 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Everything? - Except that. 33 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:42,167 X1:142 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516 So your fantasy has always been to destroys a planet? 34 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:45,849 X1:117 X2:599 Y1:490 Y2:516 Yeah. What did they ever do for me? 35 00:02:49,933 --> 00:02:54,245 X1:132 X2:585 Y1:451 Y2:516 The most humdrum activities seem almost exciting through your eyes. 36 00:02:54,493 --> 00:02:57,291 X1:107 X2:609 Y1:451 Y2:516 - What next? - I wanna see the edge of the universe. 37 00:02:57,453 --> 00:03:00,650 X1:139 X2:577 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Sounds cool. - Funny, you live in the universe... 38 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:04,089 X1:150 X2:569 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...but you never do these things till someone visits. 39 00:03:06,973 --> 00:03:09,965 X1:115 X2:599 Y1:490 Y2:516 There it is! The edge of the universe. 40 00:03:23,493 --> 00:03:27,532 X1:167 X2:551 Y1:450 Y2:516 Far out. So there's an infinite number of parallel universes? 41 00:03:27,773 --> 00:03:31,561 X1:163 X2:552 Y1:451 Y2:516 - No, just the two. - Well, I'm sure that's enough. 42 00:03:31,773 --> 00:03:34,810 X1:141 X2:576 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm sick of parallel Bender lording his cowboy hat over me. 43 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:37,282 X1:121 X2:594 Y1:489 Y2:516 Let's move on to Fry's next fantasy. 44 00:03:41,653 --> 00:03:44,292 X1:104 X2:611 Y1:490 Y2:516 Bow before your master, puny mortals. 45 00:03:49,253 --> 00:03:52,882 X1:124 X2:593 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Mommy, why is that man like that? - Don't look at him. 46 00:03:53,813 --> 00:03:56,771 X1:118 X2:596 Y1:489 Y2:516 That was fun. Let's give him a treat. 47 00:04:06,253 --> 00:04:09,006 X1:220 X2:495 Y1:490 Y2:516 Keep your palms flat. 48 00:04:11,613 --> 00:04:14,173 X1:233 X2:481 Y1:490 Y2:516 The tongue tickles. 49 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:21,611 X1:176 X2:538 Y1:451 Y2:516 These new hands are great. I'll break them in tonight. 50 00:04:21,813 --> 00:04:23,769 X1:136 X2:580 Y1:489 Y2:516 It's been quite an hour and a half. 51 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:26,806 X1:141 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 Two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory... 52 00:04:26,973 --> 00:04:29,771 X1:157 X2:560 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...and to be romantically linked with a celebrity. 53 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:33,323 X1:115 X2:603 Y1:451 Y2:516 I could pound your head till you think that's what happened. 54 00:04:33,493 --> 00:04:37,486 X1:130 X2:586 Y1:451 Y2:516 Wait, hold on. It is possible to meet any celebrity. 55 00:04:37,693 --> 00:04:40,571 X1:119 X2:597 Y1:451 Y2:516 - It is? - Of course. You should read a blimp. 56 00:04:41,693 --> 00:04:45,811 X1:131 X2:585 Y1:450 Y2:516 "Download a celebrity." What part of that do I understand? 57 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:50,808 X1:162 X2:555 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's simple. You can download a celebrity into a blank robot. 58 00:04:51,053 --> 00:04:53,283 X1:169 X2:546 Y1:494 Y2:516 I have an idea. Let's do that. 59 00:04:56,613 --> 00:04:59,127 X1:193 X2:522 Y1:490 Y2:516 Onto the Internet you go. 60 00:04:59,293 --> 00:05:03,411 X1:157 X2:560 Y1:455 Y2:516 While you're there, pick me up a few credit card numbers. 61 00:05:12,293 --> 00:05:14,727 X1:175 X2:540 Y1:494 Y2:516 Kirk could kick Picard's ass. 62 00:05:14,973 --> 00:05:17,885 X1:176 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:516 At least Picard had the guts to admit he was bald. 63 00:05:18,053 --> 00:05:19,566 X1:230 X2:485 Y1:495 Y2:516 You take that back. 64 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:20,882 X1:322 X2:392 Y1:490 Y2:516 eBay. 65 00:05:22,693 --> 00:05:26,242 X1:196 X2:521 Y1:061 Y2:126 Are there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy? 66 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:29,405 X1:222 X2:493 Y1:061 Y2:121 Sold to the being of inconceivable horror. 67 00:05:30,013 --> 00:05:32,607 X1:169 X2:549 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Will a money order be okay? - Yes. 68 00:05:35,613 --> 00:05:40,209 X1:124 X2:593 Y1:455 Y2:516 - Where's the celebrity dating place? - Let's search the Web. 69 00:05:40,653 --> 00:05:41,642 X1:286 X2:429 Y1:495 Y2:516 Over there. 70 00:05:48,773 --> 00:05:53,324 X1:136 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516 Welcome to Nappster. Let's see who we've got in stock. 71 00:05:54,213 --> 00:05:58,525 X1:117 X2:598 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Gwyneth Paltrow? - Nah. I read she drinks human blood. 72 00:05:58,693 --> 00:06:02,527 X1:137 X2:581 Y1:451 Y2:516 How about Cleopatra, whose beauty destroyed mighty empires? 73 00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:05,452 X1:202 X2:512 Y1:455 Y2:516 I'd prefer someone with shaved underarms. 74 00:06:05,653 --> 00:06:08,042 X1:172 X2:546 Y1:451 Y2:516 Do you have anything with a Lucy Liu feel to it? 75 00:06:08,253 --> 00:06:11,450 X1:155 X2:560 Y1:451 Y2:516 Nothing like that. Although we do have Lucy Liu. 76 00:06:11,653 --> 00:06:15,851 X1:133 X2:584 Y1:456 Y2:516 Only woman to be named People's Sexiest Woman of the Year twice: 77 00:06:16,013 --> 00:06:18,163 X1:146 X2:569 Y1:490 Y2:516 In 2003 and then again in 2063. 78 00:06:18,373 --> 00:06:21,570 X1:202 X2:513 Y1:494 Y2:516 I'd like the 2003 model. 79 00:06:24,293 --> 00:06:26,761 X1:153 X2:564 Y1:495 Y2:516 I found her! What do I do now? 80 00:06:27,013 --> 00:06:31,928 X1:173 X2:545 Y1:061 Y2:122 Download her. Let's just put a blank robot in the drive. 81 00:06:42,613 --> 00:06:44,843 X1:293 X2:423 Y1:495 Y2:516 It worked. 82 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:49,882 X1:129 X2:586 Y1:489 Y2:516 You're one sexy man, Philip J. Fry. 83 00:06:51,573 --> 00:06:53,086 X1:231 X2:484 Y1:490 Y2:516 It worked perfectly. 84 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:02,528 X1:149 X2:565 Y1:490 Y2:516 Well, you downloaded Lucy Liu. 85 00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:05,486 X1:197 X2:519 Y1:451 Y2:516 Are you just gonna stare vacantly at her? 86 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:11,971 X1:173 X2:543 Y1:451 Y2:516 I find your slack-jawed stare very attractive, Philip J. Fry. 87 00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:13,805 X1:200 X2:516 Y1:495 Y2:516 Hear that? She likes me. 88 00:07:14,013 --> 00:07:16,732 X1:158 X2:556 Y1:451 Y2:516 Well, duh! She's programmed to like you. 89 00:07:16,933 --> 00:07:21,006 X1:139 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 But this is Lucy Liu, the only good actress of the 21 st century. 90 00:07:21,173 --> 00:07:22,765 X1:185 X2:530 Y1:494 Y2:516 She's more than software. 91 00:07:22,973 --> 00:07:25,533 X1:159 X2:557 Y1:490 Y2:516 Would you like to register me? 92 00:07:25,693 --> 00:07:29,971 X1:130 X2:585 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Not right now. - I'll remind you later, you hot stud. 93 00:07:30,213 --> 00:07:32,568 X1:147 X2:570 Y1:490 Y2:516 So, what do you feel like doing? 94 00:07:32,813 --> 00:07:36,123 X1:155 X2:562 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Would you like to register me? - I said later. 95 00:07:38,933 --> 00:07:41,447 X1:126 X2:588 Y1:494 Y2:516 When I feel so stuffed I can't eat... 96 00:07:41,653 --> 00:07:44,326 X1:197 X2:517 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...I use the restroom, and then I can eat more. 97 00:07:44,573 --> 00:07:49,203 X1:111 X2:605 Y1:456 Y2:516 You should write a book. People need to know about the "can eat more." 98 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:53,372 X1:178 X2:536 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're just like I thought you'd be from your movies. 99 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,929 X1:147 X2:571 Y1:451 Y2:516 My personality is mathematically derived from my movies... 100 00:07:57,093 --> 00:08:00,165 X1:184 X2:534 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...proportionately weighted by box office receipts. 101 00:08:29,173 --> 00:08:31,129 X1:274 X2:442 Y1:455 Y2:516 - You're cute. - You're cute. 102 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:34,370 X1:324 X2:391 Y1:456 Y2:516 - You. - You. 103 00:08:34,573 --> 00:08:38,646 X1:142 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:516 Oh, dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. 104 00:08:38,813 --> 00:08:40,531 X1:229 X2:485 Y1:489 Y2:516 That's love for you. 105 00:08:40,773 --> 00:08:45,324 X1:098 X2:618 Y1:451 Y2:516 Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? 106 00:08:45,573 --> 00:08:49,122 X1:131 X2:587 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! 107 00:08:49,373 --> 00:08:51,204 X1:216 X2:499 Y1:489 Y2:516 This is Fry's decision. 108 00:08:51,373 --> 00:08:54,729 X1:160 X2:554 Y1:456 Y2:516 And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere. 109 00:08:56,893 --> 00:09:00,329 X1:143 X2:572 Y1:455 Y2:516 She doesn't love you. She can't. She's a machine... 110 00:09:00,493 --> 00:09:04,281 X1:171 X2:543 Y1:451 Y2:516 Stay away from our women! You've got metal fever, boy! 111 00:09:04,493 --> 00:09:07,769 X1:192 X2:525 Y1:451 Y2:516 So what if I love a robot? It's not hurting anybody. 112 00:09:07,973 --> 00:09:12,603 X1:114 X2:601 Y1:451 Y2:516 He never took middle school hygiene. He never saw the propaganda film. 113 00:09:12,773 --> 00:09:17,051 X1:178 X2:541 Y1:455 Y2:516 It's just lucky I keep a copy in the VCR at all times. 114 00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:22,330 X1:207 X2:509 Y1:490 Y2:516 Ordinary human dating. 115 00:09:22,573 --> 00:09:27,363 X1:179 X2:539 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's enjoyable, and it serves an important purpose. 116 00:09:29,053 --> 00:09:33,331 X1:120 X2:596 Y1:451 Y2:516 But when a human dates an artificial mate, there is no purpose... 117 00:09:33,493 --> 00:09:37,406 X1:187 X2:528 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...only enjoyment. And that leads to tragedy. 118 00:09:43,093 --> 00:09:45,482 X1:160 X2:556 Y1:490 Y2:516 Neat-o! A Marilyn Monroe-Bot. 119 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:50,124 X1:120 X2:594 Y1:489 Y2:516 You're a dreamboat, Billy Everyteen. 120 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:53,848 X1:166 X2:549 Y1:451 Y2:516 Harmless fun? Let's see what happens next. 121 00:09:57,133 --> 00:09:59,249 X1:154 X2:564 Y1:490 Y2:516 Do you want to walk your dog? 122 00:09:59,453 --> 00:10:02,684 X1:221 X2:493 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'd rather make out with my Monroe-Bot. 123 00:10:04,013 --> 00:10:07,244 X1:141 X2:577 Y1:456 Y2:516 Do you want to get a paper route and earn some cash? 124 00:10:07,453 --> 00:10:11,924 X1:154 X2:565 Y1:450 Y2:516 No, thanks. I'd rather make out with my Monroe-Bot. 125 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:15,883 X1:179 X2:539 Y1:451 Y2:516 Do you want to come over? We can make out together. 126 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:18,323 X1:150 X2:565 Y1:495 Y2:516 Your house is across the street. 127 00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:22,048 X1:181 X2:536 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's an awfully long way to go for making out. 128 00:10:22,213 --> 00:10:24,363 X1:145 X2:571 Y1:490 Y2:516 What went wrong in that scene? 129 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:28,048 X1:108 X2:607 Y1:451 Y2:516 Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money with his paper route... 130 00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:31,171 X1:191 X2:523 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...then use the money to buy dinner for Mavis... 131 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:34,803 X1:149 X2:565 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...thus earning a slim chance to perform the reproductive act. 132 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:38,972 X1:172 X2:544 Y1:451 Y2:516 But if teens can date robots, why should he bother? 133 00:10:39,213 --> 00:10:43,604 X1:108 X2:609 Y1:450 Y2:516 Why should anyone bother? Let's look at Billy's planet a year later. 134 00:10:43,813 --> 00:10:48,728 X1:149 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:516 Where are all the football stars? And where are the biochemists? 135 00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:53,563 X1:132 X2:583 Y1:450 Y2:516 They're trapped. Trapped in the soft, viselike grip of robot lips. 136 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:59,492 X1:173 X2:541 Y1:451 Y2:516 All civilization was an effort to impress the opposite sex. 137 00:11:01,613 --> 00:11:03,604 X1:163 X2:552 Y1:495 Y2:516 And sometimes the same sex. 138 00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:08,762 X1:145 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:516 Now, let's skip forward 80 years into the future. Where's Billy? 139 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,483 X1:301 X2:415 Y1:495 Y2:516 Farewell. 140 00:11:15,013 --> 00:11:18,972 X1:180 X2:537 Y1:450 Y2:516 The next day, Billy's planet was destroyed by aliens. 141 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:27,172 X1:162 X2:553 Y1:451 Y2:516 Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet? It was Earth! 142 00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:29,847 X1:240 X2:476 Y1:061 Y2:083 Don't date robots! 143 00:11:30,093 --> 00:11:32,482 X1:240 X2:478 Y1:061 Y2:126 Brought to you by The Space Pope. 144 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:36,402 X1:167 X2:551 Y1:451 Y2:516 Did that make any impression on you? Fry? 145 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:45,529 X1:124 X2:588 Y1:451 Y2:516 I knew I should have shown him Electro Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer. 146 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:49,283 X1:166 X2:551 Y1:490 Y2:516 What is the world coming to? 147 00:11:49,493 --> 00:11:54,567 X1:119 X2:596 Y1:450 Y2:516 That Fry's a sicko pervert, I tell you. Dating a robot, it's an atrosamacy! 148 00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:59,967 X1:150 X2:567 Y1:450 Y2:516 - But Fry's our friend, Bender. - Will you stifle there, meat bag? 149 00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:04,371 X1:135 X2:580 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You stifle, Bender. - Finally you're standing up to him. 150 00:12:04,613 --> 00:12:06,524 X1:150 X2:565 Y1:490 Y2:516 Although he is completely right. 151 00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:10,123 X1:185 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516 We've got to stem this tidal wave of moral decay. 152 00:12:10,373 --> 00:12:13,843 X1:214 X2:503 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's time to shut down Nappster. com. 153 00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:17,772 X1:245 X2:472 Y1:489 Y2:516 Who's in charge? 154 00:12:17,973 --> 00:12:21,522 X1:163 X2:552 Y1:450 Y2:516 If you're an investor, you can dump your money in the hole. 155 00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:24,167 X1:189 X2:527 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Listen, you Internet nerd. - Listening. 156 00:12:24,373 --> 00:12:26,568 X1:118 X2:596 Y1:490 Y2:516 Your company promotes wrong love. 157 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:31,568 X1:109 X2:607 Y1:450 Y2:516 If you don't shut down, the only thing wired about you will be your jaw. 158 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:36,727 X1:100 X2:616 Y1:451 Y2:516 The Internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. 159 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,602 X1:161 X2:554 Y1:450 Y2:516 - We've done nothing wrong. - Help! I'm being held prisoner. 160 00:12:40,773 --> 00:12:42,604 X1:212 X2:503 Y1:495 Y2:516 Someone in trouble is. 161 00:12:42,813 --> 00:12:48,524 X1:127 X2:588 Y1:455 Y2:516 No. Stay out. There's a guy going for the Tetris world record in there. 162 00:12:53,653 --> 00:12:55,211 X1:263 X2:453 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Who are you? - Don't hurt us. 163 00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:58,809 X1:157 X2:559 Y1:061 Y2:127 Help me! They've been holding me prisoner for 800 years. 164 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:02,847 X1:144 X2:571 Y1:451 Y2:516 The real Lucy Liu! The one you can see a movie of. 165 00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:04,492 X1:215 X2:501 Y1:489 Y2:516 What's your problem? 166 00:13:04,693 --> 00:13:09,130 X1:152 X2:564 Y1:061 Y2:126 Those sweaty nerds are making illegal copies of us. 167 00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:12,526 X1:307 X2:408 Y1:061 Y2:082 It hurts! 168 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,723 X1:155 X2:563 Y1:450 Y2:516 Open this door. Don't make me call the maintenance guy. 169 00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:20,289 X1:131 X2:584 Y1:061 Y2:122 - It's a bluff. - We can't take that chance. Move! 170 00:13:20,493 --> 00:13:24,691 X1:115 X2:600 Y1:061 Y2:121 - Please pick me up before you go-go. - She asked first. 171 00:13:35,173 --> 00:13:37,368 X1:241 X2:476 Y1:490 Y2:516 Are you Lucy Liu? 172 00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:40,402 X1:324 X2:391 Y1:495 Y2:516 Sure. 173 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:51,644 X1:130 X2:585 Y1:450 Y2:516 We're doomed! They got the head. They uncovered the sign. 174 00:13:51,853 --> 00:13:54,321 X1:214 X2:500 Y1:451 Y2:516 The world will learn we're cyber-criminals. 175 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,572 X1:120 X2:595 Y1:450 Y2:516 We'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling adults. 176 00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:01,201 X1:120 X2:596 Y1:489 Y2:516 We'll stop them. They like Lucy Liu? 177 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:06,527 X1:103 X2:612 Y1:450 Y2:516 We'll give them all the Lucy Liu they can handle. Hand me that backup disk. 178 00:14:19,173 --> 00:14:23,405 X1:190 X2:528 Y1:061 Y2:121 Did you see me escaping? I was all like: 179 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:27,242 X1:200 X2:514 Y1:061 Y2:126 Thanks for rescuing me. Especially you, Bender. 180 00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:30,371 X1:141 X2:575 Y1:061 Y2:126 Quite a masculine piece of metal, aren't you? 181 00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:32,365 X1:188 X2:528 Y1:061 Y2:083 Don't look at me like that. 182 00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:36,367 X1:171 X2:546 Y1:061 Y2:127 If you're thinking of crossing the line, you can forget it. 183 00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,330 X1:172 X2:543 Y1:061 Y2:088 Bender don't bend that way. 184 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,212 X1:122 X2:594 Y1:061 Y2:088 Hey, look. It's another Lucy Liu-Bot. 185 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:45,201 X1:125 X2:591 Y1:490 Y2:516 I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines. 186 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,164 X1:250 X2:467 Y1:490 Y2:516 Hey, what the...? 187 00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:52,685 X1:110 X2:605 Y1:493 Y2:516 Take this, and that, and one of these. 188 00:14:54,173 --> 00:14:57,609 X1:137 X2:578 Y1:061 Y2:126 Cut it out. I don't need this kind of publicity. 189 00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:08,723 X1:178 X2:536 Y1:061 Y2:126 All right, Liu. Time to kick your frosty, well-toned ass. 190 00:15:18,813 --> 00:15:21,088 X1:193 X2:522 Y1:490 Y2:516 Then along came Bender. 191 00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:25,006 X1:141 X2:575 Y1:489 Y2:516 Looks like you're retaining water. 192 00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:33,568 X1:102 X2:612 Y1:061 Y2:127 That was incredible, Bender. You're like Jackie Chan before he got doughy. 193 00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:36,731 X1:114 X2:600 Y1:492 Y2:516 Shucks, I wasn't afraid of that robot. 194 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:41,290 X1:133 X2:586 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm pretty brave once you get past my macho exterior... 195 00:15:45,493 --> 00:15:50,567 X1:187 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516 - It's an army of Lucy Lius! - They're horrible. 196 00:15:51,293 --> 00:15:54,330 X1:110 X2:605 Y1:493 Y2:516 Take this, and that, and one of these. 197 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,446 X1:203 X2:512 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Robot Crouching Tiger. - Robot Crane Style. 198 00:16:04,053 --> 00:16:07,728 X1:141 X2:577 Y1:450 Y2:516 Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes. 199 00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:17,452 X1:113 X2:601 Y1:450 Y2:516 This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion. 200 00:16:17,613 --> 00:16:20,730 X1:211 X2:503 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's amazing the way you notice two things. 201 00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:24,482 X1:180 X2:532 Y1:451 Y2:516 No! Don 't open that coffin. It's ticking. 202 00:16:24,653 --> 00:16:29,124 X1:168 X2:547 Y1:451 Y2:516 I have to, Alex. That coffin 's not going to open itself. 203 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,689 X1:153 X2:563 Y1:061 Y2:127 Let's hide in here. It'll add to my box office gross. 204 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,723 X1:098 X2:617 Y1:061 Y2:126 - Fry? - You guys came to watch me make out. 205 00:16:40,973 --> 00:16:43,009 X1:245 X2:469 Y1:061 Y2:082 That is so sweet. 206 00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:46,324 X1:216 X2:500 Y1:061 Y2:121 Wait, is that the head of who I think it's of? 207 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:49,366 X1:113 X2:605 Y1:061 Y2:087 Read the jar, Evelyn Wood. Doctor Z? 208 00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:55,251 X1:137 X2:580 Y1:061 Y2:126 A herd of Lucy Liu are destroying the city. Is yours acting normally? 209 00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,529 X1:283 X2:432 Y1:061 Y2:082 Let me see. 210 00:16:58,773 --> 00:17:00,172 X1:211 X2:505 Y1:061 Y2:087 Yep. Why do you ask? 211 00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:03,968 X1:123 X2:591 Y1:456 Y2:516 If you want to see the real vampire, look in the mirror. 212 00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:07,091 X1:212 X2:501 Y1:490 Y2:516 I can 't. I'm a vampire. 213 00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:19,922 X1:322 X2:394 Y1:490 Y2:516 Why? 214 00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:23,327 X1:147 X2:569 Y1:451 Y2:516 And Nappster says illegal copies never hurt anybody. 215 00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:25,808 X1:252 X2:463 Y1:061 Y2:087 Quick, this way. 216 00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:32,042 X1:161 X2:553 Y1:490 Y2:516 Sorry, ladies. Employees only. 217 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:46,210 X1:195 X2:522 Y1:450 Y2:516 They're forming a human pyramid... Of robots. 218 00:17:48,053 --> 00:17:51,932 X1:147 X2:569 Y1:450 Y2:516 We weren't counting on them being as smart as they are sexy. 219 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,124 X1:160 X2:555 Y1:490 Y2:516 A dangerous mistake to make. 220 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:58,848 X1:142 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:516 - At least we've got food. - Dr. Zoidberg, cut open that bag. 221 00:17:59,053 --> 00:18:00,850 X1:246 X2:470 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Hooray! - And don't eat it. 222 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:10,048 X1:245 X2:470 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Data error. - Do not compute. 223 00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:18,008 X1:188 X2:528 Y1:451 Y2:516 Life was bad, but now it's good forever! 224 00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:41,767 X1:133 X2:582 Y1:061 Y2:124 You'll be safe in here, sweetheart. Get lost, Pavarotti. 225 00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:45,729 X1:177 X2:538 Y1:494 Y2:516 If I don't survive the corn... 226 00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:51,047 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...I love you as much as a man can love a computerized image... 227 00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:52,726 X1:252 X2:464 Y1:495 Y2:516 ...which is a lot. 228 00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:56,642 X1:158 X2:556 Y1:456 Y2:516 Oh, Fry. I love you more than the moon and the stars... 229 00:18:56,813 --> 00:18:59,885 X1:199 X2:520 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...and the... Poetic image number 37 not found. 230 00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:06,209 X1:150 X2:564 Y1:490 Y2:516 What are you doing? Get down. 231 00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:12,806 X1:147 X2:569 Y1:490 Y2:516 Light hot. Oil temperature rising. 232 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,169 X1:273 X2:442 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Oh, no. - Malfunction. 233 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:19,292 X1:251 X2:464 Y1:450 Y2:516 - This ain't good. - System error. 234 00:19:22,013 --> 00:19:24,447 X1:149 X2:568 Y1:490 Y2:516 You saved us. Are you all right? 235 00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:30,165 X1:147 X2:569 Y1:450 Y2:516 Yes, my love. I'll be just... Massive corn clog in port seven. 236 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:32,728 X1:165 X2:553 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Are you the last copy of me? - Yes. 237 00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:35,322 X1:259 X2:457 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Erase her, Fry. - What? No! 238 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:39,572 X1:115 X2:601 Y1:061 Y2:126 When you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image... 239 00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:44,409 X1:119 X2:595 Y1:061 Y2:127 ...and that's all I have. That and the largest gold nugget in the world. 240 00:19:44,613 --> 00:19:46,843 X1:232 X2:483 Y1:451 Y2:516 I downloaded her because I love you. 241 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:50,762 X1:108 X2:608 Y1:061 Y2:126 If you love the real me, not just what you've seen in movies... 242 00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:55,324 X1:139 X2:575 Y1:061 Y2:126 ...genre-straddling lawyer shows and articles in People magazine... 243 00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:58,644 X1:170 X2:547 Y1:061 Y2:088 ...you'll blank out that robot. 244 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,768 X1:296 X2:419 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm sorry. 245 00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,812 X1:249 X2:466 Y1:490 Y2:516 Hug me, Liu-Bot. 246 00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:27,922 X1:162 X2:554 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'll always remember you, Fry. Memory deleted. 247 00:20:29,893 --> 00:20:31,645 X1:209 X2:506 Y1:490 Y2:516 I know it hurts, buddy. 248 00:20:31,893 --> 00:20:36,648 X1:159 X2:555 Y1:450 Y2:516 But at least you're not in a sick relationship anymore. 249 00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:40,567 X1:186 X2:532 Y1:451 Y2:516 And I guess now I can get to know the real Lucy Liu. 250 00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:45,364 X1:133 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Yeah, at our wedding. - It's true. Bender and I are in love. 251 00:20:45,573 --> 00:20:46,608 X1:291 X2:426 Y1:495 Y2:516 But... But... 252 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,486 X1:214 X2:501 Y1:489 Y2:516 Don't be a prude, Fry. 253 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 254 00:20:50,305 --> 00:21:50,426 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app