1 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:06,471 [ Man ] ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:36,334 [ Humming ] WHOO-HOO! HA! 4 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:40,872 WHOA! [ Yelps ] 5 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:44,943 SCHMAN, THE GREAT RAD SPOT IS MEGA-SWEET FOR PARTY BOARDING. 6 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:47,495 - INDEED. - ANY CALLS WHILE I WAS OUT? 7 00:00:47,564 --> 00:00:52,284 YEAH. YOU GOT A TELESONIC TRANSMISSION FROM KIF A COUPLE HOURS AGO. 8 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:55,287 [ Gasps ] MY KIFFY CALLED? 9 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,257 KIF? OOH, AMY, YOU'RE BACK. 10 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:01,560 ANOTHER HOUR, AND I WOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT HANGING UP. 11 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,829 - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE, SWEETIE? - WELL, UM, 12 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:09,768 I'VE LEFT HUNDREDS OF MESSAGES WITH YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE, BUT YOU NEVER SEEM TO GET THEM. 13 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:13,338 - BENDER! - IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU DON'T CHECK ME. 14 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:17,709 [ Garbled Audio ] MESSAGES ERASED. 15 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:22,547 OH, DEAREST, THIS LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR. 16 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:26,017 WHEN EVEN AN INCH SEPARATES US, I QUIVER WITH MISERY, [ Humming ] 17 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:30,021 SO YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WHEN IT'S A BILLION LIGHT-YEARS. 18 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:35,110 - [ Crying ] - KIF, DON'T CRY, OR YOU'LL GET A TUMMY ACHE. 19 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:39,114 LIEUTENANT, SOME THINGS CAME OFF ME AND CLOGGED THE DRAIN, SO IF YOU COULD-- 20 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:42,433 OH, HO! WHAT'S THIS? 21 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:45,253 [ Electronic Whirring ] WELL, WELL, WELL. 22 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:49,641 DO MY EYES BELIEVE ME, OR IS THAT MY BOSOMY SWAN, LEELA? 23 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:53,145 SAY AGAIN? YOU'RE BREAKING UP. 24 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:56,514 - OHH! - GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 25 00:01:56,583 --> 00:02:00,818 YOU'LL BE DELIVERING PAIN MEDICINE TO THE HIVE MIND OF NIGEL 7! 26 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:04,872 SCRUFFY'S ROLLIN' OUT A LARGE PILL. 27 00:02:04,941 --> 00:02:08,676 YOU'RE GOING TO NIGEL 7? KIF'S ON PATROL NEAR THERE. 28 00:02:08,745 --> 00:02:11,813 - YOU COULD DROP ME OFF ON THE WAY! - WE COULD, BUT WE WON'T! 29 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:14,716 IT'S A SPACESHIP, DAMN IT, NOT A PROM LIMOUSINE! 30 00:02:14,785 --> 00:02:19,771 [ Growls ] IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN THE ANGRY DOME. 31 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,560 [ Muttering Angrily, Indistinct ] 32 00:02:28,599 --> 00:02:31,749 THIS IS A VERY LONG TRIP, SO WE'LL ALL HAVE TO GO... 33 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,803 INTO HIBERNATIVE NAPTOSIS TO SAVE OXYGEN. 34 00:02:34,871 --> 00:02:38,356 [ Groans ] I DON'T EVEN BREATHE... [ Muttering ] OXYGEN. 35 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:47,198 - [ Snoring ] - [ Snoring ] 36 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:51,837 [ Rattling ] 37 00:03:03,534 --> 00:03:06,551 HERE I COME, KIF. 38 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,187 [ Amy Laughs Maniacally ] 39 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:16,812 OH! [ Chortles ] THEY JUMPED RIGHT OUT OF THEIR PANTS! 40 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,766 [ Alarm Blaring ] 41 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:24,535 OH, WHAT NOW? ACTIVATE GLASS WINDOW. 42 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:31,243 - [ Gasps ] - KIF, I'M SENSING A SENSUAL DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE. 43 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:35,913 - PREPARE FOR SHIP-TO-SHIP INTIMACY. - YES, SIR, CAPTAIN. 44 00:03:47,611 --> 00:03:50,528 [ Nibbler Sighs ] [ Leela Snores ] 45 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,814 [ Loud Clank ] [ Nibbler Squeals ] 46 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:56,918 [ Leela Gasps, Screams ] HOW 'BOUT I HELP YOU FINISH THAT DREAM YOU WERE HAVING ABOUT ME? 47 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:00,988 OKAY. I WAS JUST AT THIS PART-- [ Karate Yells ] 48 00:04:01,057 --> 00:04:05,826 OHH, LET'S TRY THAT A LITTLE LOWER AND A LOT SOFTER. 49 00:04:05,895 --> 00:04:10,632 IMAGINE YOU STOWING AWAY AND STEALING A LICENSED STARSHIP! 50 00:04:10,701 --> 00:04:14,452 OH, IT'S SO ROMANTIC. IT GIVES ME THE SHIVERS. [ Shivering ] 51 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:18,556 I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH TROUBLE I GET IN. I NEEDED TO FEEL MY LIPS PRESSED... 52 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:22,076 AGAINST YOUR LIPLESS BEAK. 53 00:04:22,145 --> 00:04:25,947 OH, AMY, I CAN'T STAND HAVING A WHOLE UNIVERSE BETWEEN US. 54 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:30,585 I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT THIS, AND, WELL, WOULD YOU MOVE IN WITH ME? 55 00:04:30,653 --> 00:04:35,090 H-HERE? BUT, UH, WOULDN'T IT BE CROWDED? 56 00:04:35,158 --> 00:04:37,942 OH, NO, NO. IT'S REALLY TWICE THE SIZE. 57 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:42,947 YOU CAN USE THE FLOOR, AND I'LL HAVE THE CEILING. SEE? 58 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:48,653 [ Chuckling ] KIF, YOU HAVE SO MUCH CREATIVITY AND NICENESS, 59 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,356 BUT I'M NOT SURE IF I-- [ Grunts ] HUSH. 60 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:54,643 BEFORE YOU ANSWER, COME THITHER. 61 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,162 [ Kif ] THIS IS THE HOLO-SHED. 62 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:01,833 IT CAN SIMULATE ANYTHING YOU DESIRE, AND NOTHING CAN HURT YOU, 63 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,936 EXCEPT WHEN IT MALFUNCTIONS AND THE HOLOGRAMS BECOME REAL. 64 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,406 WELL, THAT PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN THIS TIME. 65 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:11,209 I WANTED TO SHOW YOU WHAT LIFE COULD BE LIKE IF WE WERE TOGETHER. 66 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:14,179 COMPUTER, RUN PROGRAM "KIF ONE." 67 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,414 [ Electronic Warbling ] 68 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:20,551 [ Gasps ] THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL! 69 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,938 SPIRIT! KIF, THAT'S THE PONY I ALWAYS WANTED, 70 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:26,607 BUT MY PARENTS SAID I HAD TOO MANY PONIES ALREADY! 71 00:05:26,677 --> 00:05:29,528 YES. I PROGRAMMED IT IN FOR YOU. 72 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:32,146 FOUR MILLION LINES OF BASIC. 73 00:05:32,215 --> 00:05:35,767 AND IF THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WANT, HOW 'BOUT THIS? 74 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,769 RUN PROGRAM "KIF TWO." 75 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,754 [ Electronic Warbling ] 76 00:05:39,823 --> 00:05:43,058 OH, KIF! WE COULD LIVE HERE AT THE SHORE... 77 00:05:43,126 --> 00:05:46,360 OF THE TRANQUILIBRIUS SEA IN A TIME-SHARE. 78 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:52,216 AND I WOULD PLUCK THE MOON FROM THE SKY JUST TO SEE YOU SMILE. 79 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,753 [ Grunting ] ALMOST GOT IT. 80 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:58,256 [ Continues Grunting ] IT SEEMS TO BE SORT OF... STUCK. 81 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:01,226 OOH! I LOVE YOU! 82 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:06,064 [ Gurgling, Grunting, Choking ] 83 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:09,818 RUN PROGRAM "KIF://3." [ Coughing ] 84 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,057 THIS ISN'T BAD. MY AUNT HAD A PLACE LIKE THIS. 85 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:19,428 AMY, WE COULD LIVE IN A BUS STATION BATHROOM FOR ALL I CARE. 86 00:06:19,496 --> 00:06:23,080 AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER, IT'LL FEEL LIKE A CASTLE TO ME. 87 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:28,486 KIF, I'D LOVE TO LIVE WITH YOU... SOMEDAY, 88 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,406 BUT BEFORE THEN, THERE'S STILL LOTS I WANNA DO ON MY OWN. 89 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:34,759 [ Electronic Interference, Arcing ] WHAT WAS THAT? 90 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:38,697 OH, DEAR. I FEAR THE HOLO-SHED MIGHT BE BROKEN AGAIN. 91 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:43,451 - WELL, AS LONG AS WE DON'T CROSS PATHS WITH ATTILA THE-- - [ Roars ] 92 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,354 [ Kif Sighs ] LOOK! SPIRIT! 93 00:06:46,423 --> 00:06:48,389 [ Neighs Viciously ] 94 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:51,592 [ Kif ] AND THERE'S PROFESSOR MORIARTY! JACK THE RIPPER! 95 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:55,079 EVIL LINCOLN! [ Cackles ] 96 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:58,199 RIGHTO, GENTS. IT'S ANOTHER SIMULATION GONE MAD, 97 00:06:58,268 --> 00:07:01,168 SO MURDER AND MAYHEM-- STANDARD PROCEDURE. 98 00:07:01,237 --> 00:07:03,905 [ All Yelling, Indistinct ] 99 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:10,862 YOUR HOLOGRAPHIC-SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BACK! 100 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,431 [ Growls ] [ Electrical Arcing ] 101 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:15,317 [ Kif, Amy Whimpering ] 102 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:21,223 [ Amy Whimpering ] THE HOLO-SHED'S ON THE FRITZ AGAIN. 103 00:07:21,291 --> 00:07:24,259 - THE CHARACTERS TURNED REAL! - DAMN. THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED, 104 00:07:24,328 --> 00:07:26,361 I GOT SLAPPED WITH THREE PATERNITY SUITS. 105 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:29,814 - [ Spirit Neighs ] - [ All Gasping ] 106 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,917 [ Leela ] OH, MY GOD! LISTEN UP, HISTORY'S GREATEST VILLAINS. 107 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:36,287 GET BACK INTO THE HOLO-SHED BEFORE I START BLASTING. 108 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:40,442 STOP! NO SHOOT FIRE STICK IN SPACE CANOE! 109 00:07:40,511 --> 00:07:42,610 CAUSE EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION! 110 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:47,282 SPARE ME YOUR SPACE-AGE TECHNOBABBLE, ATTILA THE HUN. 111 00:07:47,351 --> 00:07:51,686 [ All Gasping, Screaming ] 112 00:07:51,755 --> 00:07:54,706 [ Continue Screaming ] 113 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,642 [ All Yelping ] 114 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,911 D'OH! HEY. 115 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,897 [ All Continue Yelping ] 116 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:06,434 - [ Yelping ] - KIF, HOLD ON! 117 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:08,636 I TOTALLY WANT TO. [ Gasps ] 118 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,505 [ Yelping ] 119 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,908 [ Kif Yelps ] [ Leela ] GRAB ON! 120 00:08:13,977 --> 00:08:16,577 PLEASE-- PLEASE HOLD ME. OH! OVER HERE! 121 00:08:16,646 --> 00:08:19,631 - [ Kif Screams ] - HAVE A GOOD ONE! 122 00:08:20,817 --> 00:08:24,084 - [ Kif Grunts ] OH. - [ All Grunt ] 123 00:08:24,153 --> 00:08:26,938 [ Bender ] AH, MAN! PHEW! 124 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:31,292 AFTER ALL THAT, I COULD USE SOME RELAXATION. I'LL BE IN THE HOLO-SHED. 125 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:40,100 [ Electronic Whirring ] 126 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:44,139 WELL, EXCEPT FOR A FEW BROKEN BONES, 127 00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:48,760 SOME INTERNAL HEMORRHAGING AND A PARTIALLY BARFED-UP HEART, EVERYONE APPEARS FINE. 128 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:52,497 - [ All ] PHEW! - OH, AND KIF IS PREGNANT. 129 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:55,000 - [ Gasps ] - [ All Gasping ] 130 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,752 OH, JOY! 131 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,511 AMY, ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? I'M PREGNANT! 132 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:10,431 YES, IT'S GREAT-- A GREAT MIRACLE. 133 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:14,251 AND NOT ONE OF THOSE BOGUS, EVERYDAY MIRACLES, LIKE A SUNRISE. 134 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,488 AREN'T YOU A MALE? YEAH. WHAT'S THE DEAL? 135 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:20,258 JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D FIGURED OUT YOU BIOLOGICAL CREATURES, IT'S SOMETHIN' ELSE! 136 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:23,528 LET ME AT 'IM! GET OVER HERE, KIF! 137 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:27,599 - [ Sputtering Angrily ] - LOOK. I'M SURE WE'RE ALL A LITTLE UNCLEAR... 138 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:31,002 ON HOW ANYONE GETS PREGNANT, SO, KIF, PRAY EXPLAIN. 139 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,854 AND DON'T SPARE THE DIRTY WORDS WHERE APPROPRIATE. 140 00:09:33,923 --> 00:09:36,257 WELL, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. 141 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:39,761 WHEN ONE OF MY SPECIES EXPERIENCES DEEP FEELINGS OF LOVE, 142 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,446 WE ENTER A SO-CALLED "RECEPTIVE STATE." 143 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,899 YOU DISGUST ME. GO ON. 144 00:09:44,968 --> 00:09:49,137 AT THAT POINT, OUR SKIN BECOMES A SEMIPERMEABLE MEMBRANE... 145 00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:52,407 WHICH ALLOWS THE PASSAGE OF GENETIC MATERIAL. 146 00:09:52,476 --> 00:09:55,243 I HELD AMY'S HAND, AND VOILÀ. 147 00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:58,830 WELL, OKAY, BUT THAT BETTER BE ALL THERE IS. 148 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:02,801 OH, AMY, YOU'LL BE A MOTHER! 149 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:11,375 WHAT A WONDROUS AFFIRMATION OF OUR LOVE AND ALL FROM THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND. 150 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,678 [ Giggles ] DUDE, HOLD UP. 151 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:16,614 REMEMBER WHEN ZAPP BLEW A HOLE IN THE SHIP? INDEED. 152 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:20,001 KIF TOUCHED EVERYBODY THERE. COULDN'T ANY ONE OF US BE THE MOTHER? 153 00:10:20,069 --> 00:10:23,471 HEY, YEAH! I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT THAT, KIF? 154 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:26,457 WELL, I SUPPOSE I MIGHT'VE GOTTEN PREGNANT THAT WAY. 155 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,459 OR EVEN FROM A TOILET SEAT-- 156 00:10:28,511 --> 00:10:31,763 THOUGH THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, SINCE I HAVE A PRIVATE WASHROOM. 157 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,749 [ Toilet Flushes ] AH, MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME. 158 00:10:34,818 --> 00:10:39,287 BY THE WAY, KIF, YOUR FLUSH SEEMS TO BE SET ON "STUN," NOT "KILL." 159 00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:42,506 [ Stuttering ] 160 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:47,178 LOOK, KIF, I PROBABLY AM THE MOTHER-- ALTHOUGH MAYBE I'M NOT. 161 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:51,583 OF COURSE, I HOPE I AM, BUT JUST IN CASE I'M NOT, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A TEST. 162 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,652 A TEST! I DEMAND A TEST! 163 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:04,111 [ Farnsworth ] EVEN I LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I BUILT THIS ALIEN CROSS-SPECIES GENETIC ANALYZER, 164 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,447 BUT I GUESS I SHOWED MYSELF. 165 00:11:06,516 --> 00:11:09,650 SUBJECTS, PLEASE ENTER THE CHAMBER. 166 00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:17,542 NOW, TO TAKE A D.N.A. SAMPLE. 167 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,244 OOH! 168 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:23,514 [ Inhales Sharply ] 169 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:31,255 WHEN I PULL THIS SWITCH, THE MATERNIFUGE WILL SPIN AT 10,000 R.P.M., 170 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:34,425 SEPARATING OUT EVERYONE WHO ISN'T THE MOTHER-- 171 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,528 UH, FATHER-- UH, WHATEVER. 172 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:42,700 [ Mechanism Whirring ] [ All Yelping ] 173 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,236 - WHOA! - FASTER! FASTER! 174 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,827 [ Gurgling ] 175 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:58,850 - [ Grunts ] - GOOD! FRY'S EJECTION INDICATES THAT HE IS NOT THE MAN-MAMA. 176 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,302 - [ Grunts, Yelps ] - [ Fry Yelps ] 177 00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:05,906 NOR IS CAPTAIN BRANIGAN. OH, THANK YOU, MERCIFUL GOD. 178 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,492 [ Trills, Groans ] 179 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,896 ZOIDBERG, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN THERE? 180 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,233 THAT'S WHERE I LIVE. I HAVE NO HOME. 181 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:22,957 [ Amy Screams, Grunts ] 182 00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:25,559 AMY? BUT THAT MEANS-- 183 00:12:33,102 --> 00:12:37,421 LEELA MUST HAVE IMPREGNATED ME WHEN SHE GRABBED MY UNGLOVED HAND. 184 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:41,375 THAT EXPLAINS THE POSTER IN HYGIENE CLASS: "NO GLOVE, NO LOVE." 185 00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:44,145 WOW. THIS IS ALL SO CONFUSING. 186 00:12:44,214 --> 00:12:50,084 LEELA, HOW COULD YOU? OUR LOVE HAS HAD TO ENDURE YOUR CONSTANT HATRED AND NOW THIS? 187 00:12:50,153 --> 00:12:54,472 STOP TESTING OUR LOVE! OH, PLEASE, CAPTAIN. 188 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:58,693 I THANK LEELA FOR THE D.N.A. SHE GAVE ME, BUT IN MY SPECIES, 189 00:12:58,762 --> 00:13:02,663 THE TRUE PARENT IS THE ONE WHO INSPIRED THE INITIAL FEELING OF LOVE. 190 00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:06,067 WE CALL THAT PERSON THE "SMIZMARR," 191 00:13:06,135 --> 00:13:08,769 AND MY SMIZMARR IS AMY. 192 00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:12,056 SO THE TOILET SEAT IS LIKE THE UNCLE OR SOMETHING? 193 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:18,079 - SORRY I GOT YOUR BOYFRIEND PREGNANT. - THAT'S OKAY. 194 00:13:18,148 --> 00:13:21,049 AT LEAST KIF'S BABY SHOWER SHOULD BE FUN. I BETTER PUT IT ON MY CALENDAR. 195 00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:23,067 [ Beeps ] 196 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,571 THURSDAY, BABY SHOWER-- ENTER. 197 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,790 MIGHT AS WELL PLAN FOR MY NEW LIFE WHILE I'M AT IT. 198 00:13:29,859 --> 00:13:32,776 SET MOTHERHOOD MODE. 199 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,602 TO MOTHERHOOD. 200 00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:43,804 [ Both Gulping ] 201 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:50,778 [ Chattering ] [ Bender ] ZOIDBERG? 202 00:13:50,847 --> 00:13:54,164 [ Fry ] REALIZE, YOU KNOW, MY FACE WAS STUCK IN A PIZZA. 203 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,335 MOM, DAD, I KNOW THIS IS WEIRD, BUT-- 204 00:13:57,403 --> 00:14:00,037 YEAH, YEAH. WE DON'T CARE HOW SQUISHY ALIEN GET PREGNANT. 205 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,156 ALL WE CARE IS WE HAVE GRANDCHILD NOW. 206 00:14:02,225 --> 00:14:04,325 YOU'RE VERY OPEN-MINDED, MRS. WONG. 207 00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:08,546 HEY, YOU CALL HER "GRANDMA" NOW. CALL ME GRANDMA LIKE CRAZY-- ALL THE TIME. 208 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,748 [ Clinking ] CHECK IT OUT, Y'ALL. 209 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,550 - EVERYONE WE INVITED IS HERE. - ALSO ZOIDBERG. 210 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:17,471 - SO LET'S OPEN THE GIFTS. - [ All Murmuring In Agreement ] 211 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:20,391 WAIT. WE'LL START WITH THIS ONE FROM BENDER. 212 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:29,450 - IT'S MY BOOTIES FROM WHEN I WAS A KID. - UH, THEY'RE ALREADY BRONZED. 213 00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:33,521 - THEY ARE BRONZE. - AND THIS ONE'S FROM LEELA. 214 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,957 OH, I JUST LOVE THE BOW. I WONDER WHAT IT IS. 215 00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:40,611 YES, I WONDER WHAT WE GOT YOU. [ Grunts ] 216 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:44,432 [ Gasps ] IT'S A BASKET! F-FOR PICNICS? 217 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:49,520 IT MEANS A LOT TO ME. IT'S THE BASKET MY PARENTS LEFT ME IN AT THE ORPHANARIUM. 218 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:53,374 - YOU COULD USE IT FOR PICNICS. - HERE, AMY. WE GET THIS ONE FOR YOU. 219 00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:56,844 OH! IS IT A NEW PARTY BOARD? 220 00:14:56,913 --> 00:15:00,631 IT'S A BOARD, ALL RIGHT-- AN IRONING BOARD. 221 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,685 WE HAD YOUR OLD PARTY BOARD CONVERTED NOW THAT YOU NOT BE PARTYING ANYMORE. 222 00:15:04,754 --> 00:15:07,321 YOU-- YOU TRASHED MY PARTY BOARD? 223 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:10,424 DAMN RIGHT. NOW YOU A MOM, THE ONLY SURFING YOU DO... 224 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,993 IS UNDER A BIG WAVE OF RESPONSIBILITY. 225 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:16,864 OH, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 226 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:20,768 YOU ALL BROUGHT SUCH WONDERFUL GIFTS, BUT THE GREATEST GIFT-- 227 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:25,189 - MINE! - IS THE BOND I SHARE WITH MY SMIZMARR, AMY. 228 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,292 FOR SOON, THE QUIVERING MASS OF LIFE WITHIN ME... 229 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,461 WILL DEPEND UPON US BOTH. 230 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,032 EVEN NOW, I CAN SENSE IT FEEDING, SQUIRMING, 231 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:40,004 SEARCHING, QUESTING, AND SHORTLY, IT WILL REND MY LOINS IN TWAIN, 232 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:43,523 BURST FORTH, AND PULL US DOWN, DOWN, DOWN... 233 00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:46,193 INTO THE DEEP, DARK WATERS OF COMMITMENT. 234 00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:50,014 THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! [ Sniffles ] 235 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,283 YES. IT'S-- IT'S-- 236 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:57,271 [ Crying ] NO! I CAN'T DO THIS! 237 00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:00,308 - [ Sobbing ] - [ All Gasping ] - [ Bender ] OH, MY GOD! 238 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,711 [ Infantile Crying ] 239 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,663 [ Crying Continues ] 240 00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:13,003 - [ Neon Buzzing ] - OH, HOW COULD AMY LEAVE ME? 241 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:17,391 WHEN WILL WOMEN LEARN TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CHILDREN THEY'VE HELPED CREATE? 242 00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:20,711 [ Stomach Gurgling ] [ Gasps ] THE QUICKENING! 243 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:25,716 MY TIME IS NEAR. I MUST RETURN TO MY HOME WORLD TO PERFORM THE ANCIENT BIRTHING RITES. 244 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:30,237 LET ME KNOW HOW THAT TURNS OUT. [ Chomps ] 245 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,409 I MUST NOW EMBARK ON A PERILOUS JOURNEY... 246 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,845 TO GIVE BIRTH IN PRECISELY THE SAME SWAMP IN WHICH I WAS BORN. 247 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,431 IF IT'S SO DANGEROUS, I'D BETTER GO WITH YOU. 248 00:16:57,499 --> 00:17:00,434 A GAL HAS TO PROTECT HER D.N.A. NO, LEELA. 249 00:17:00,503 --> 00:17:04,071 TRADITION DEMANDS THAT I MAKE THIS JOURNEY WITH MY SMIZMARR, 250 00:17:04,139 --> 00:17:08,092 AND SINCE AMY ISN'T HERE, I MUST GO IT ALONE. 251 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,679 FAREWELL, FOR WE MAY NEVER MEET AGAIN. 252 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,517 [ Grunts ] 253 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:19,786 MY SCRAPES FEEL A LITTLE BETTER NOW. 254 00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:22,739 [ All Grunting ] 255 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,576 HEY, WHAT'S THIS FAT, UGLY THING? 256 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:31,198 A FROG, A TOAD OR YO' MAMA? [ Laughs ] 257 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,835 - [ Bender Screams ] - IT'S A POISONOUS FROAD! 258 00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:38,005 NO ONE MOVE. [ Inhales Sharply ] 259 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:44,929 - [ Froad Screeches ] - I'M BACK, BABY. 260 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,332 [ Frogs Croaking ] 261 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:58,459 BEHOLD! THE SACRED, ANCESTRAL BIRTHING GROUNDS OF MY FAMILY. 262 00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:00,711 [ Sniffing ] SMELLS LIKE A JOCKSTRAP. 263 00:18:05,902 --> 00:18:09,187 - I AM THE GRAND MIDWIFE! - HI. 264 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:13,357 I AM KIF OF THE CLAN KROKER, COME TO BEAR MY YOUNG. 265 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,994 THEN LET THE TEA OF NEW LIFE BE BREWED, 266 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:22,232 AS IT IS WRIT, AND BOTH SHALL LIFT THE JUG TOGETHER. 267 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,169 - WHERE IS YOUR SMIZMARR? - SHE IS NOT WITH ME. 268 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:29,523 OH, THE SORROW! OH, THE SHAME! 269 00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:32,059 I'M SORRY. I'M PROBABLY JUST MAKING YOU FEEL WORSE. 270 00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:37,064 AS LONG AS AMY IS WITH ME IN MY HEART, I WILL HAVE THE STRENGTH OF TWO. 271 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,333 [ Grunting ] 272 00:18:41,671 --> 00:18:45,672 APPARENTLY, AMY HASN'T BEEN WORKING OUT MUCH LATELY. 273 00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:48,292 [ Grunting ] 274 00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:54,348 AS THE TEA BOILS, PLEASE JOIN HANDS... 275 00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:57,301 WITH YOUR BELOVED SMIZMARR. 276 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:02,023 OH, RIGHT. SORRY, BUT I'VE MEMORIZED THE CEREMONY BY ROTE, AND IT MENTIONS HER A LOT. 277 00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:04,692 - I'LL TRY TO ENDURE. - GOOD. 'CAUSE I'M NOT CHANGING IT. 278 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,977 NOW, TURN, YE TWO, 279 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:11,165 AND GAZE DEEPLY INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES. 280 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,852 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? - MAY THE LOVE I SENSE BETWEEN YOU... 281 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:19,323 AT THIS MOMENT REMAIN WITH YOU BOTH THROUGH ALL YOUR DAYS. 282 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,508 [ Whimpering ] 283 00:19:23,145 --> 00:19:25,112 THE TEA OF NEW LIFE IS READY. 284 00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:31,001 LET THOSE WHOSE LOVE CREATED THIS LIFE SPEAK EACH OTHER'S NAMES, THEN DRINK. 285 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,925 [ Sighs ] AMY. 286 00:19:37,994 --> 00:19:41,178 KIF! 287 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,564 [ All Gasping ] [ Bender ] WHOA! 288 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:46,583 AMY, IS IT YOU, OR HAVE I GONE CRAZY WITH LONELINESS? 289 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,320 [ Bender ] BOTH. 290 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,322 WHOA! 291 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:55,910 I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR THIS, BUT I DO KNOW I LOVE YOU. 292 00:19:55,979 --> 00:19:59,680 - AND I WANNA BE HERE BESIDE YOU. - GREAT. NOW I LOST MY PLACE. 293 00:19:59,748 --> 00:20:01,732 - I'M STARTING OVER. - [ Stomach Gurgling ] 294 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:06,070 OH! NO TIME! IT HAS BEGUN! [ Both Slurping ] 295 00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:10,725 [ Yelping ] OH, MY! [ Gasps ] 296 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,393 [ Stomach Gurgles ] 297 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,129 [ Groaning ] NEAT! 298 00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:19,733 YOU CAN DO IT, KIF! [ Straining ] 299 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,803 WHOA, NELLY! [ Gulping ] 300 00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:25,956 [ Grunting, Yelping ] 301 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,543 [ Agonized Yell ] 302 00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:32,896 - [ All Groaning ] - [ Babies Squeaking ] 303 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,549 AWW, MAN! 304 00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:44,241 AMY, MY LOVE, TELL ME. ARE THEY MAKING IT TO THE WATER? 305 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,145 [ Insects Buzzing ] 306 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,916 - AMY! - SHOO! 307 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:58,171 STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES! [ Grunts ] 308 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,440 - [ Amy Grunts ] - [ Insect Screeches ] 309 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,229 [ Rattling ] 310 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:09,283 - THE BIRTHING IS COMPLETE. - [ All Cheering ] - [ Bender ] ALL RIGHT! 311 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,453 OH, THANK GOODNESS. I WILL NOW TAKE MY LEAVE. 312 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,890 I LIVE HERE, SO I WON'T ACTUALLY BE GOING ANYWHERE, 313 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:18,275 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME ANYMORE. 314 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,311 CONGRATULATIONS. NICE WORK. 315 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,547 WAY TO GO, SQUISHY! 316 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:28,385 THERE GOES MY D.N.A. WHAT A DISGUSTING AND BEAUTIFUL PROCESS. 317 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:32,906 - THAT'S BIRTH FOR YA. - WELL, WE'VE GIVEN THEM A GREAT START, AMY. 318 00:21:32,976 --> 00:21:38,179 AND IN 20 YEARS, THEY'LL SPROUT LEGS AND CRAWL BACK ONTO LAND AS CHILDREN. 319 00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:40,764 I'LL BE READY THEN. 319 00:21:41,305 --> 00:22:41,741 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app