1 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:06,254 [ Man ] ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,400 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 4 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:38,203 YOU ALL KNOW THE ORPHANARIUM WHERE LEELA GREW UP. 5 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,689 - SURE. WE TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. - REALLY? 6 00:00:40,758 --> 00:00:42,874 NO. BURN! 7 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,977 WELL DONE, FELLOWS. ANYWAY, SAID ORPHANARIUM... 8 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,013 HAS NAMED LEELA "ORPHAN OF THE YEAR." 9 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:52,150 - [ All Cheering ] - YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD. 10 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:56,021 - OOH, SORRY. - AND THE GOOD NEWS KEEPS ON COMING. 11 00:00:56,073 --> 00:00:58,957 BEHOLD, MY LATEST INVENTION. 12 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:00,958 [ Beeps ] 13 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,829 [ All ] WHOA! [ Bender ] NEAT. 14 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:09,734 - [ Straining ] - [ Beeping ] 15 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,508 TA-DA! IT'S A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK NOSE... 16 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,978 YOU CAN WEAR OVER YOUR REGULAR NON-GLOWING NOSE. 17 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:22,448 OBSERVE. 18 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,716 [ Amy ] WHOA! "CLOOL"! 19 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:27,285 [ Bender ] NOW I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE IN THE DARK. 20 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,387 [ Sneezes ] 21 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,389 [ Nasal ] WHERE'D IT GO? 22 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,460 HEY, PROFESSOR, WHAT'S ALL THIS GROOP... 23 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,462 BLURKING OUT OF THE MACHINE? 24 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,665 THAT? IT'S, UH, NOTHING. YES, NOTHING. 25 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,951 IF YOU THINK IT'S ANYTHING, YOU'RE A SUSPICIOUS MORON. 26 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,053 IT LOOKS LIKE TOXIC WASTE. 27 00:01:45,122 --> 00:01:47,840 [ Sniffs ] AND IT SMELLS LIKE TOXIC WASTE. 28 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:50,208 WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE? 29 00:01:50,261 --> 00:01:53,111 DELICIOUS FIG PUDDING! OOH, THAT'S GOOD. 30 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:56,231 BUT A DISTINCT AFTERTASTE OF TOXIC WASTE. 31 00:01:56,300 --> 00:02:01,219 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! SO THE MACHINE PRODUCES A FEW TOXIC BY-PRODUCTS. 32 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,388 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE A FEDERAL CASE OUT OF IT. 33 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,491 - I'M AFRAID I DO. - [ Farnsworth ] OOH-OOH! 34 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:09,327 I ORDER YOU TO DISPOSE OF THAT TOXIC WASTE PROPERLY. OR BRIBE ME. 35 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,346 EITHER WAY, IT'LL COST $500. 36 00:02:11,415 --> 00:02:14,599 FIVE HUNDRED REAL DOLLARS? THAT'S AN OUTRAGE! 37 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:19,971 PROFESSOR, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT WASTE FOR $499 AND 100 CENTS. 38 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:24,126 HMM. I KNOW THAT'S A RIP, BUT I'LL PAY FOR THE CONVENIENCE. 39 00:02:24,194 --> 00:02:26,978 DO YOU TAKE CREDIT CARDS? LET'S FIND OUT. 40 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,301 ALL RIGHT, ENVIRONMENT. YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH. 41 00:02:33,369 --> 00:02:36,104 [ Laughs, Grunts ] 42 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:40,258 [ Glass Breaks ] 43 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,661 [ Bender Grunting ] 44 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:50,035 [ Whistling ] 45 00:02:51,121 --> 00:02:53,488 [ Coughing, Gasping ] 46 00:02:53,557 --> 00:02:56,724 HEY, GET BACK IN THE SEWER, WEIRDIE. NO MUTANTS ON THE SURFACE. 47 00:02:56,793 --> 00:02:58,977 BUT HE RUINED MY WEDDING DRESS. 48 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:01,913 HONEY, THAT THING WAS RUINED THE MINUTE IT WENT ON YOU. 49 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,265 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. [ Inhales ] 50 00:03:07,371 --> 00:03:09,604 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY BEING AN ORPHAN. 51 00:03:09,673 --> 00:03:11,623 NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 52 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,741 [ Chuckles ] OH, GOD! [ Clears Throat ] 53 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:16,278 BUT TODAY'S HONOREE, TURANGA LEELA, 54 00:03:16,346 --> 00:03:19,381 HAS REALLY MADE SOMETHING OF HERSELF. 55 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:23,601 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE NIGHT THAT CUTE LITTLE ALIEN BABY WAS ABANDONED ON OUR DOORSTEP. 56 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:27,656 BECAUSE I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY, AND I REMEMBER EVERY NIGHT. 57 00:03:28,726 --> 00:03:30,859 [ Doorbell Rings ] 58 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:38,683 [ Raining ] [ Baby Gurgling ] 59 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,336 [ Gurgling ] 60 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:48,893 WHAT THE-- AN ALIEN LANGUAGE. 61 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:53,599 I GUESS YOU'RE AN ALIEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, GIGANTIC EYE YOU HAVE-- 62 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,734 WELL, COME ON IN. 63 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:00,272 [ Warden's Voice ] FROM THOSE HUMBLE BEGINNINGS, 64 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:03,442 LEELA WENT ON TO BECOME A COUNTY CERTIFIED STARSHIP CAPTAIN. 65 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:06,728 AND SO IT IS MY PLEASURE TODAY, TO NAIL HER PICTURE... 66 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:09,914 ALONGSIDE THOSE OF OUR MOST DISTINGUISHED ALUMNI. 67 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,784 [ Cheering, Applause ] 68 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,125 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 69 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:23,194 LIKE MANY OF YOU, I NEVER KNEW MY PARENTS. GIVE ME A-- 70 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,164 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WERE MIGHTY ALIEN OVERLORDS, [ Warden Yells ] THAT LITTLE-- 71 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:28,716 OR SIMPLY UNDERPAID ALIEN JANITORS, 72 00:04:28,785 --> 00:04:31,302 WHO FOUGHT CRIME ON THE SIDE. THERE WE ARE. PICTURE'S UP. 73 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,621 - IT'S CROOKED! - [ Grumbling ] 74 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:37,492 IN THE END THOUGH, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO MY PARENTS WERE. 75 00:04:37,561 --> 00:04:40,295 ALL THAT MATTERS IS WHAT I LEARNED HERE, 76 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,580 WITHIN THESE UNSCALABLE WALLS, 77 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,767 THAT I HAD THE STRENGTH TO MAKE IT ON MY OWN. 78 00:04:45,836 --> 00:04:49,721 JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU KIDS HERE TODAY. [ Cheering ] 79 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:53,441 [ Chanting ] LEELA! LEELA! LEELA! 80 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,460 LOOK AT ME! I'M LEELA! 81 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,462 UH-UH, 'CAUSE I'M DOUBLE LEELA. 82 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:00,815 WHEE! [ Grunts ] 83 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,435 THAT'S IT, ALBERT. NO MORE ESPRESSO FOR YOU. 84 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,321 MIND IF WE GET A PICTURE OF YOU WITH YOUR PICTURE FOR THE NEWS, MA'AM? 85 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,323 YES! I MEAN, NO! 86 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:10,876 JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET MY NONCHALANT SIDE. 87 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,495 WHOO! 88 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:20,034 [ Leela Sniffling, Sobbing ] 89 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,494 IF THOSE AREN'T TEARS OF HAPPINESS, PLEASE STOP CRYING. 90 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,263 IT'S OKAY, FRY. I'M FINE. 91 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,766 I WON AN AWARD TODAY. 92 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,851 IS IT THIS ROOM THAT'S MAKING YOU SAD? 93 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,905 IT'S PROBABLY THE ROOM. COME ON. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. 94 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:43,591 I'M SORRY YOU SAW THAT, FRY. 95 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:46,294 I USUALLY TRY TO KEEP MY SADNESS PENT UP INSIDE, 96 00:05:46,363 --> 00:05:48,863 WHERE IT CAN FESTER QUIETLY AS A MENTAL ILLNESS. 97 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,482 YEAH, I DO THAT WITH MY STUPIDNESS. 98 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:55,269 I TOLD A WHOLE CROWD TODAY THAT BEING AN ORPHAN MADE ME STRONG. 99 00:05:55,338 --> 00:05:57,839 BUT ALL I REALLY WANTED WAS A MOM AND DAD... 100 00:05:57,908 --> 00:06:01,793 TO HOLD ME AND STROKE MY HAIR AND TELL ME THEY LOVE ME. 101 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,112 THEN TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO BE... 102 00:06:04,181 --> 00:06:08,549 A HOLDING, STROKING, LOVING MACHINE, ALSO SPANKING. 103 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,052 THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 104 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,038 WELL, ANYWAY, JUST REMEMBER THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU. 105 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,407 I KNOW. 106 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,409 SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M LONELY, 107 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,812 I LOOK UP AT THE SKY, AND I GET THIS FEELING... 108 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:25,416 THAT SOMEWHERE ON SOME UNKNOWN PLANET CIRCLING A DISTANT STAR, 109 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:29,220 MY PARENTS ARE UP THERE, LOOKING DOWN ON ME. 110 00:06:38,048 --> 00:06:40,915 [ Truck Beeping ] 111 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:45,220 ♪♪ [ Scatting ] 112 00:06:45,288 --> 00:06:47,239 YO, YO, BA-ZENDER, WHAT UP? 113 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,241 MY DUMPING BUSINESS IS BOOMING. 114 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:52,577 I JUST GOT HIRED TO CLEAN UP THE SET OF FREE WILLY III. 115 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,279 [ Whirring ] 116 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,884 [ Grunting ] 117 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,886 BENDER, CUT IT OUT! 118 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,122 FIRST OF ALL, THE SEWER MUTANTS WILL BE MAD. 119 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:07,324 SECOND, EVERYTHING ELSE THAT'S HORRIBLY WRONG WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 120 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:09,327 [ Grunts ] [ Splash ] 121 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:11,596 THOSE STUPID MUTANTS CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 122 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,232 YOU SEEM TO BE FORGETTING ONE SIMPLE FACT. 123 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:19,437 NAMELY, I'M UP HERE, AND THEY ARE SAFELY DOWN-- [ Yells ] 124 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:25,109 [ All Yelling ] 125 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:32,300 [ Crash ] 126 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:35,670 WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? 127 00:07:35,739 --> 00:07:39,507 BEHOLD, OUR ONCE BEAUTIFUL MUTAGENIC SEWAGE LAKE. 128 00:07:39,576 --> 00:07:42,393 THE RADIOACTIVE WASTE YOU'VE DUMPED IN IT HAS MADE IT BRIGHT ENOUGH... 129 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,596 TO SEE HOW UGLY WE REALLY ARE. 130 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,815 AAH! OH, MAN! 131 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,367 AS IF OUR LIVES WEREN'T MISERABLE ENOUGH ALREADY. 132 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:52,687 - TELL ME ABOUT IT. - LET THE PUNISHMENT COMMENCE! 133 00:07:52,756 --> 00:07:54,889 PUNISHMENT? NO FAIR! BENDER'S INNOCENT! 134 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:57,592 THE INSTANT YOU TOUCH THESE MUTATEOUS WATERS, 135 00:07:57,661 --> 00:08:00,027 YOUR D.N.A. WILL BE FOREVER ALTERED, 136 00:08:00,096 --> 00:08:02,397 TURNING YOU INTO HORRIBLE MUTANTS LIKE US. 137 00:08:02,466 --> 00:08:04,399 ESPECIALLY HIM. OH! 138 00:08:04,468 --> 00:08:08,286 - ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE. - [ Pulley Whirring ] 139 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:13,325 [ All Gasping, Groaning ] 140 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,794 [ All ] EWW! 141 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:18,780 OH! [ Gags ] 142 00:08:18,848 --> 00:08:21,049 IT'S LIKE THAT TIME I PEEKED IN THE KITCHEN AT IMPERIAL HUNAN. 143 00:08:21,118 --> 00:08:23,868 SUBMERGE THE PRISONERS! 144 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,387 [ Bender Yelling, Stammering ] 145 00:08:26,456 --> 00:08:29,824 WAIT. I DON'T EVEN HAVE D.N.A. WHY AM I SCREAMING? 146 00:08:29,892 --> 00:08:31,710 WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU AFTERWARDS. 147 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:35,029 [ Bender Yelling, Stammering ] OH, GOD! 148 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,682 [ Chanting ] MUTATE! MUTATE! MUTATE! 149 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,784 [ Gasps ] TURANGA LEELA! 150 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,504 WHO SAID THAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW MY REAL NAME? 151 00:08:42,572 --> 00:08:45,707 [ Both Grunting ] 152 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,242 WHEE! 153 00:08:48,311 --> 00:08:50,795 [ Clamoring ] 154 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,531 [ All Grunt ] WHAT HAPPENED? 155 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,834 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK I SAVED US SOMEHOW. 156 00:08:56,903 --> 00:09:00,138 GO AFTER THEM! THE WATERS CAN'T MUTATE US MUTANTS! 157 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:04,942 - [ All Yelling ] - [ Mutants Grunting ] 158 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,963 [ All Panting ] 159 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:12,100 [ Bender ] DUH, DUH, DUH! 160 00:09:13,703 --> 00:09:15,654 [ Mutant ] THEY WENT THIS WAY! 161 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,756 [ Mutants Yelling ] 162 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,342 QUICK! IN THERE! 163 00:09:21,411 --> 00:09:24,629 HUH? [ Grunts ] 164 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,631 [ Fry Grunts, Groans ] 165 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,834 [ Mutants Clamoring ] KILL! KILL! KILL! 166 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,969 KILL! KILL! KILL! 167 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,175 [ Gasps ] 168 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,243 GREAT CHEECH'S GHOST! 169 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,347 WHAT'S THIS JUNK? IT LOOKS LIKE... 170 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,932 A TIME LINE OF MY WHOLE LIFE. 171 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,935 THAT'S WHEN WE SAVED EARTH FROM A GIANT ASTEROID OF GARBAGE. 172 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,138 AND HERE'S WHEN I DROPPED OUT AND BUMMED AROUND INDIA FOR A WHILE. 173 00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:54,341 AND THIS IS JUST LAST YEAR AT SPACE MARDI GRAS. 174 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:58,663 IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF WEIRD LEELA MUSEUM. AND I'M THE LEELA. 175 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,215 DUDE, OVER HERE. 176 00:10:02,619 --> 00:10:05,587 IT'S ALL THE BEST STUFF I EVER FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET. 177 00:10:05,655 --> 00:10:09,724 THOSE ARE SOME OF MY DIARY PAGES. AND MY SCREENPLAY! 178 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:13,294 AND ALSO, FOR SOME REASON, THE LETTER I WROTE YOU FULL OF MY PERSONAL FEELINGS. 179 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,613 OH, I'M SCARED! 180 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:20,568 MY WHOLE LIFE HAS JUST BEEN A SHOW FOR SOME PERVERTED MUTANT. 181 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:22,654 THEY MUST BE IN HERE. YEAH, CAPTURE THEM! 182 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,822 AND THEN BENDER RAN. 183 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:28,209 LEELA, FREAK OUT LATER. WE'RE NOT DONE ESCAPING YET. 184 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:32,480 [ Both Straining ] 185 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,765 [ Mutants Yell ] GOT YA. 186 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,719 TAKE THIS! AAH! OW! 187 00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:40,721 THIS TIME I'M CALLING FOR THE DEATH PENALTY. 188 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:43,891 AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I'M RUNNING FOR REELECTION AS SUPREME MUTANT. 189 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,195 [ Chanting ] FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! 190 00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:50,298 PSST. [ Whispering, Indistinct ] 191 00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:53,167 OH, VERY WELL. YOUR ATTENTION. 192 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,603 INSTEAD OF BEING TORTURED TO DEATH, 193 00:10:55,672 --> 00:10:58,690 THE PRISONERS SHALL HEREBY BE EXPELLED FROM THE SEWERS... 194 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,991 AND NEVER ALLOWED TO RETURN. 195 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,994 OH, CRUEL FATE! 196 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:06,531 CAN WE REALLY NEVER RETURN TO THIS DANK PIT OF SEWAGE? 197 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,834 WAIT A MINUTE. WHY AREN'T YOU GONNA KILL US ANYMORE? 198 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:13,338 YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN? [ Clucking ] 199 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:16,974 SHUT UP, YOU TWO. WE CAN KILL OURSELVES WHEN WE GET HOME. 200 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,543 THEY'LL NEED TRANSPORTATION TO THE SURFACE. 201 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,747 BRING IN THE AIRSHIP. 202 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,049 - EWW! - WE CONSTRUCTED IT FROM THE REMNANTS... 203 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,052 OF OLD DISCARDED MACY'S PARADE BALLOONS-- 204 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:32,423 UNDERDOG'S GROIN, BART SIMPSON'S LEFT EAR AND RIGHT SHIN, 205 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,360 GARFIELD'S OWNER JON'S FOREHEAD. 206 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,012 FIRE UP THE SEWER GAS! 207 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,866 [ Coughing ] 208 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:48,806 [ Fish Sloshing ] 209 00:11:52,094 --> 00:11:54,679 - [ Metal Clangs ] - MOVE IT, YOU UGLY NORMALS! 210 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:58,900 [ Grunts, Whimpers ] WHOA! 211 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,152 HUH? [ Yelling ] 212 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,804 I'M GETTING DIZZY. I CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT. 213 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:10,845 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 214 00:12:10,914 --> 00:12:14,182 [ Fry Grunting ] WHOA! 215 00:12:14,251 --> 00:12:17,718 [ Leela ] WHOA. WHOA! 216 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,522 [ Squeaking ] 217 00:12:24,694 --> 00:12:26,677 COME ON, LEELA. YOU CAN DO IT! 218 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,763 [ Bender ] HURRY, WE'RE MISSING OUR BUS! 219 00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:42,426 [ Fry ] HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 220 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,829 [ Bender ] I'M GETTIN' ON THE BUS! 221 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,632 DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE FINE. 222 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,735 [ Leela ] THEY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ME. 223 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,371 AND I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT. 224 00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:09,486 [ Bubbling ] 225 00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:22,750 BLECH! 226 00:13:22,818 --> 00:13:26,854 THE LAKE DIDN'T MUTATE ME. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 227 00:13:26,922 --> 00:13:30,458 IT WORKED FOR ME. I USED TO BE A LITTLE BLONDE GIRL NAMED VIRGINIA. 228 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,593 YECH! [ Splash ] 229 00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:36,647 [ Gasps ] WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 230 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,216 NO ONE. AND WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, YOUNG LADY! 231 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:42,554 - [ Leela Growling ] - [ Both Gasping ] 232 00:13:44,941 --> 00:13:47,241 STOP RIGHT THERE! I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU. [ Karate Yell ] 233 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:50,745 [ Grunts ] I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HURT ME EITHER. 234 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,217 LEELA'S GOING NUTS, AND I CAN'T SAVE HER... 235 00:13:57,287 --> 00:13:59,453 UNLESS I LEARN MORE ABOUT HER MYSTERIOUS PAST. 236 00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:01,472 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN TELL ME? 237 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,974 NAH. NOTHING THAT WOULDN'T BE A WASTE OF YOUR TIME. 238 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,460 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE MY TIME IS WORTHLESS. 239 00:14:06,529 --> 00:14:09,247 OH. WELL, THEN THERE IS ONE THING. 240 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:12,066 IT'S THE NOTE I FOUND WITH LEELA THE DAY SHE WAS ABANDONED. 241 00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:15,803 BUT IT'S WRITTEN IN ALIENESE, SO NO ONE ON EARTH CAN TRANSLATE IT. 242 00:14:15,871 --> 00:14:18,556 NOT EVEN BRAINZILLA. HAND IT OVER! 243 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,592 SURE. I JUST WISH I COULD BE MORE HELPFUL. 244 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,194 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DIRT ON ANY OTHER ORPHANS? 245 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:28,415 LOOK. I'M TRYING TO SAVE SOMEONE HERE. I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK FOR THOSE LATER. 246 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,287 CAN YOU TRANSLATE IT? OF COURSE. 247 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:35,289 BUT ONLY INTO BETA-CRYPT-THREE. 248 00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:39,644 A LANGUAGE SO COMPLEX, THERE'S EVEN LESS CHANCE OF UNDERSTANDING IT. 249 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:43,230 I DIDN'T ASK FOR A COMPLETELY REASONABLE EXCUSE. I ASKED YOU TO GET BUSY. 250 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,450 VERY WELL. [ Beeping ] 251 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,136 [ Beeping ] [ Whirring ] 252 00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:51,105 ISN'T THAT THE SAME MACHINE THAT MAKES NOSES? 253 00:14:51,174 --> 00:14:53,707 IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS. WHY SHOULDN'T IT? 254 00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,710 [ Straining ] 255 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,197 OF COURSE, EVEN IF IT IS POSSIBLE TO ANALYZE THE MESSAGE, 256 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,000 THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE. 257 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,771 IT COULD TAKE AN HOUR, OR IT COULD TAKE A HUNDRED MILLION YEARS. 258 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,756 - [ Bell Dings ] - IS IT DONE? 259 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,776 CERTAINLY NOT. TWO DINGS MEANS IT'S DONE. 260 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,079 [ Dings Twice ] BUT NOT LIKE THAT. SLIGHTLY MORE RAPID. 261 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,081 - [ Dings Twice, Quickly ] - [ Fry Gasps ] 262 00:15:21,071 --> 00:15:24,472 [ Panting ] 263 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,580 WHERE DID THEY GO? 264 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,284 [ Clattering ] 265 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,871 GOOD NEWS, LEELA. I LANDED THE CONTRACT... 266 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:44,008 TO EMPTY ALL THE SPITTOONS IN LITTLE ITALY. [ Grunts ] 267 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,777 [ Yells ] EWW! 268 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:51,749 [ Snoring ] [ Bell Dings Twice ] 269 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,802 THAT'S IT. IT'S DONE. [ Gasps ] 270 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,855 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. MY MIND IS BOGGLING. 271 00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,658 THE ANALYSIS OF THE NOTE IS PRINTING OUT NOW. 272 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,394 [ Slowly Printing ] 273 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,378 [ Gasps ] 274 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:26,016 [ Baby Crying ] 275 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:29,553 IT'S A GIRL. MY GOD, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 276 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,989 NO EXTRA ANYTHINGS. 277 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,458 [ Gurgling ] 278 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:38,295 WHAT PEOPLE SKILLS! SHE'S COMPLETELY PERFECT! 279 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:43,768 IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION AS AN EAR, EAR, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT DOCTOR, 280 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,221 SHE IS THE LEAST MUTATED MUTANT EVER BORN. 281 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:51,793 AND YET, SHE'S CURSED TO LIVE THE HORRIBLE, DEGRADING LIFE OF A MUTANT. 282 00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:54,662 LIKE ALL OF US. ESPECIALLY HIM. 283 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,647 [ Sniffles ] IT'S TRUE. 284 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,283 MAYBE WE CAN DO BETTER FOR HER. 285 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,804 [ Clanging ] 286 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,293 [ Thunderclap ] 287 00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:14,348 [ Straining ] 288 00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:21,305 [ Baby Leela Gurgling ] 289 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:26,610 I MADE THIS BRACELET SO THAT IN SOME SMALL WAY, WE'LL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU. 290 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,913 EVEN WHEN IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT. 291 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,783 DURING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, FOR EXAMPLE. [ Kissing Sound ] 292 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,219 YOU WON'T PASS FOR HUMAN, CUTIE. 293 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:39,456 BUT IF MY Ph.D. IN EXCEL-LINGUISTICS IS WORTH DIDDLY-POOP, 294 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:43,060 THIS NOTE SHOULD CONVINCE THEM YOU'RE AN ALIEN. 295 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:46,264 AND THAT'LL BE ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU A REAL LIFE. 296 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,667 [ Gurgling ] 297 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,221 [ Doorbell Rings ] 298 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,747 SHE'LL NEVER KNOW WE'RE HER PARENTS. 299 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,848 THAT'S OUR GIFT TO HER. 300 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:09,353 BETTER WE SHOULD DIE THAN HAVE HER LEARN THE SHAMEFUL TRUTH OF HER ORIGIN. 301 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,722 I'M WITH YA. 302 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,724 I GUESS YOU'RE AN ALIEN. 303 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,394 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, GIGANTIC EYE YOU HAVE-- 304 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,996 WELL, COME ON IN. 305 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:22,800 [ Both Inhale ] [ Splash ] 306 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,187 [ Panting ] 307 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:32,726 - [ Panting ] - [ Both Panting ] 308 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,287 - KEEP QUIET SO SHE DOESN'T HEAR US. - WHAT'S THERE TO TALK ABOUT? 309 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,823 SHH! HANDS UP! [ Both Gasp ] 310 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:49,025 - TENTACLES TOO! - DON'T SAY ANYTHING STUPID, MORRIS. 311 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:52,596 WHAT IS ALL THIS? AM I A GAME TO YOU? 312 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,499 OR SOME KIND OF EVEN MORE BORING TRUMAN SHOW? 313 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,618 DO YOU BELIEVE I'M YOUR MESSIAH? 314 00:18:57,687 --> 00:19:00,587 THE MUTANT DALAI LAMA? STOP ME IF I GUESS IT! 315 00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:02,606 WELL, ACTUALLY, THEY'RE-- MORRIS, SHH! 316 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,342 AND WHAT ABOUT THIS? [ Bracelet Jingling ] 317 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,299 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS BRACELET? DID YOU STEAL IT FROM ME WHEN I WAS A BABY? 318 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:17,004 OR FROM MY PARENTS? YOU ROBBED MY PARENTS, DIDN'T YOU? 319 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,341 I BET YOU SICK MUTANTS KILLED THEM! 320 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:24,929 MY PARENTS WERE CONFUSED ALIENS LOST ON EARTH, AND YOU KILLED THEM! 321 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,714 IS THAT IT? ADMIT IT! 322 00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:30,084 YES, WE KILLED THEM. 323 00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:32,085 YOU GUESSED THE TRUTH. 324 00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:37,090 AAH! BECAUSE OF YOU, I'LL NEVER KNOW MY PARENTS! 325 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,092 I'LL KILL YOU! 326 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,228 THAT WOULD BE BEST. 327 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,769 [ Beeping, Whirring ] 328 00:19:48,838 --> 00:19:52,373 [ Fry ] STOP! 329 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,975 THANKS, BENDER. DON'T DO IT, LEELA! 330 00:19:55,044 --> 00:19:57,795 THEY KILLED MY PARENTS! CLOSE. 331 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,785 - THEY ARE MY PARENTS. - YES. 332 00:20:04,854 --> 00:20:08,421 I HAD THE PROFESSOR ANALYZE THE ALIENESE LETTER THAT WAS FOUND WITH YOU. 333 00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:10,507 - WHAT DOES IT SAY? - I DUNNO. 334 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:13,744 BUT THE ANALYSIS SHOWED IT WAS PRINTED ON RECYCLED TOILET PAPER. 335 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:18,232 A "SQUEEZABLY" SOFT PAPER USED MAINLY IN THE SEWERS. 336 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,952 IT SAYS, "YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU VERY MUCH." 337 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,937 WE STILL DO. 338 00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:27,641 SO, I'M NOT AN ALIEN? I'M A MUTANT? 339 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:31,111 WE NEVER WANTED YOU TO KNOW. YOU DESERVED A BETTER LIFE. 340 00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:35,066 YOU MUST DESPISE US. [ Sobbing ] 341 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,068 YOU'RE MY PARENTS! 342 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,236 ALL I'VE EVER WANTED IS TO KNOW YOU. 343 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:43,723 [ Sobbing ] THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 344 00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:46,527 [ All Sobbing ] 345 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,700 AW! 346 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,191 ♪ WHEN I SEE YOU ALONE ♪ 347 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,677 ♪ I SEE WHAT'S IN YOUR MIND ♪ 348 00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:05,813 ♪ YOU WANT ME YES, YOU DO ♪ 349 00:21:05,882 --> 00:21:08,649 ♪ YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME ♪ 350 00:21:08,718 --> 00:21:10,751 ♪ I KNOW YOU LOVE ME MOST ♪ 351 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:13,353 ♪ NO ONE ELSE TAKE MY PLACE ♪ 352 00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:15,488 ♪ YOU NEED ME YES, YOU DO ♪ 353 00:21:15,557 --> 00:21:18,709 ♪ FOREVER AND EVER ♪ 354 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,980 ♪ WHEN WE KISS I SEE WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART ♪ 355 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,316 ♪ YOU LOVE ME YES, YOU DO ♪ 356 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,718 ♪ YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME ♪ 357 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,986 ♪ I KNOW YOU LOVE ME MOST ♪ 358 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,640 ♪ NO ONE ELSE TAKE MY PLACE ♪ 359 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,041 ♪ YOU NEED ME, YOU DO ♪ 360 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:38,528 ♪ FOREVER AND EVER ♪ 361 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:43,400 ♪ WE ARE BABY LOVE CHILD ♪ 362 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:47,871 ♪ I'LL TAKE YOU SO HIGH GROOVY LOVE CHILD ♪ 363 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:52,977 ♪ GIVE ME A KISS BABY LOVE CHILD ♪ 364 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,012 ♪ DO IT AGAIN ♪♪ 364 00:21:56,305 --> 00:22:56,299 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app