1 00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:06,221 [ Man ] ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:37,468 YOU ARE ONE NARROW-MINDED SPACESHIP, PLANET EXPRESS SHIP! 4 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:42,608 [ Male Voice ] WHOA, WHOA! WHY SHOULD MY TAX MONEY PAY FOR ART I FIND OFFENSIVE? 5 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,944 WOULD YOU CENSOR THE VENUS DE VENUS... 6 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,046 JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE HER SPEWERS? 7 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:52,251 IT'S FILTHY! WHY NOT CREATE A NATIONAL ENDOWMENT FOR STRIP CLUBS WHILE WE'RE AT IT? 8 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,586 - WHY NOT INDEED! - BENDER! SHIP! 9 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:58,824 STOP BICKERING, OR I'M GONNA COME BACK THERE AND CHANGE YOUR OPINIONS MANUALLY. 10 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:03,194 FINE! I'LL BE IN MY QUARTERS APPRECIATING CONTROVERSIAL ARTWORKS. 11 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,298 [ Yelps ] OOPS. SORRY. 12 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,300 [ Evil Chuckle ] 13 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,323 YAH! THAT SHIP IS SO WHITE-BREAD. 14 00:01:15,392 --> 00:01:18,643 PEOPLE, IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY NEXT WEEK, 15 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:22,498 SO YOUR BELOVED COMPANY HAS GOTTEN YOU ALL NEW UNIFORMS. [ All Exclaiming ] 16 00:01:22,566 --> 00:01:26,001 "CLOOL"! CLOTHING! DELICIOUS CLOTHING! 17 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:28,337 WE'LL NEED TO LOOK OUR BEST IF WE'RE TO GET THE ACCOUNT... 18 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:32,073 OF OUR NEW POTENTIAL CUSTOMER-- ROMANTICORP. 19 00:01:32,142 --> 00:01:35,477 ROMANTICORP? ARE THEY A CORPORATION THAT MAKES ROMANTIC STUFF? 20 00:01:35,546 --> 00:01:37,479 VERY GOOD, AMY. 21 00:01:37,548 --> 00:01:41,683 EVERYONE SUIT UP. WE'RE OFF TO THE MOST ROMANTIC CITY ON EARTH. 22 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:55,179 [ Hatch ] [ Kissing Sound ] 23 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,184 REMEMBER, WE'VE GOT TO SHOW THESE PEOPLE... 24 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,553 WE'RE NOT BITTER HUSKS OF HUMAN BEINGS... 25 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:05,590 WHO LONG AGO ABANDONED HOPE OF FINDING LOVE IN THIS LIFETIME. 26 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,226 LEELA, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO SOME ACTING. CHECK. 27 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,312 WELCOME! 28 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:12,581 OH, I'M JUST SO EXCITED! 29 00:02:12,649 --> 00:02:14,115 [ Kissing Sound ] 30 00:02:14,184 --> 00:02:17,853 I'M SHELDON, AND THIS IS MY CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER, GWEN. 31 00:02:17,922 --> 00:02:21,790 FOR 30 YEARS, WE'VE SHARED THE ADVENTURE OF MANAGING ROMANTICORP. 32 00:02:21,859 --> 00:02:24,909 NOT TO MENTION THE ADVENTURE OF MARRIAGE. [ Chuckling ] 33 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,446 [ Chuckles ] [ Kissing Sound ] 34 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,514 OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 35 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,583 [ Electricity Buzzes ] OW! I-- I MEAN-- 36 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,019 AH! THAT'S SO SWEET. 37 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,421 [ Electricity Buzzes ] AAH! I MEAN, 38 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:40,959 [ Baby Talk ] AH! THAT'S SO SWEET. 39 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:45,430 [ Farnsworth ] YOU KNOW, ROMANCE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF OUR WORK TOO. 40 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,299 RIGHT, EVERYONE? [ All, Unenthusiastic ] YEAH. SURE. 41 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:51,803 DO ANY OF YOU COLLECT LOVEY BEARS? 42 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,105 I DO! KIF'S GIVEN ME DOZENS. 43 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,107 IS IT TRUE WHAT THE AD SAYS, 44 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,461 THAT YOU KISS THEM TOGETHER OUT OF BLANKIE CLOTH AND MAGIC BUTTONS? 45 00:02:59,529 --> 00:03:03,598 NO. IT'S ACTUALLY CHEAPER TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER REAL ONES. 46 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:06,652 [ Bears Giggling, Cooing ] 47 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,022 [ Sheldon ] THEY FROLIC IN THE LOVEY FOREST UNTIL THEIR FIRST BIRTHDAY. 48 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,673 THEN WE CHOOSE THE CUDDLY-UDDLIEST ONES... 49 00:03:12,742 --> 00:03:15,743 AND STUFF THEM FULL OF FIRE-RETARDANT LOVE FLUFF. 50 00:03:17,014 --> 00:03:19,030 [ Cooing, Baby Talk ] 51 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:26,038 SO CUTE! 52 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:29,891 KNOWING WHICH PICKUP LINES FIZZLE AND WHICH ONES SIZZLE... 53 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,361 KEEPS US ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF FLIRTATION TECHNOLOGY. 54 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:38,467 IS HEAVEN MISSING AN ANGEL? 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT NICE CANS. 55 00:03:38,535 --> 00:03:41,819 MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS ARE COMMITMENT AND CHANGING MYSELF. 56 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,956 ♪♪ [ Romantic ] 57 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,842 [ Sighing, Cooing ] 58 00:03:47,911 --> 00:03:50,262 DOES THAT DUMMY HAVE A BROTHER? 59 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,415 AND NOW, FRIENDS AND LOVERS, 60 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:56,000 WE COME TO THE HEART OUR OPERATION. 61 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,988 PUN DEFINITELY INTENDED. [ Chuckling ] [ Chuckles ] 62 00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:01,506 [ Bored Sigh ] OH! 63 00:04:04,094 --> 00:04:08,713 - IMPRESSIVE. - MY FAMILY HAS BEEN MAKING THESE HEARTS SINCE THE 1900s. 64 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:12,267 TASTES MAY HAVE CHANGED, BUT OUR SECRET RECIPE SURE HASN'T. 65 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,986 [ Rumbling ] 66 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:20,825 WHOA! LETTERS LIKE "U" AND "R" CAN MEAN WORDS LIKE "YOU" AND "ARE." 67 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:25,279 - HERE, LEELA. YOU ARE TOO CUTE. - PERHAPS. WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 68 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,083 I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO PUT INTO WORDS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 69 00:04:28,152 --> 00:04:30,519 BUT SOMEWHERE AMONG THESE TRILLIONS OF HEARTS, 70 00:04:30,587 --> 00:04:32,521 THOSE WORDS MUST ALREADY EXIST, 71 00:04:32,589 --> 00:04:34,523 AND I'M GONNA FIND THEM. 72 00:04:34,591 --> 00:04:37,909 [ Muffled Grunting ] [ Shotgun Blasts ] 73 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:40,261 [ Giggling ] [ Shotgun Blasts Continue ] 74 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,352 [ Yelps, Groaning ] 75 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,388 SO, DO WE HAVE THE CONTRACT? 76 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,574 [ Farnsworth ] WITH THAT BIG NEW ROMANTICORP CONTRACT, 77 00:04:53,643 --> 00:04:55,893 I'VE BEEN ABLE TO MAKE THOSE GOVERNMENT-MANDATED UPGRADES... 78 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,896 YOU'VE ALL BEEN SUING ME ABOUT. 79 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:02,233 OOH, LOOK. YOU TAPED UP THE CRACKS IN THE DARK-MATTER REACTOR. 80 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:06,154 AND YOU GOT A CAGE FOR THE LION. [ Lion Snarls ] 81 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:10,258 ♪ IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME, BABY ♪♪ 82 00:05:10,326 --> 00:05:12,377 HEY, WHO'S BEEN MESSIN' WITH THE RADIO? 83 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:15,130 THIS ISN'T ALTERNATIVE ROCK. IT'S COLLEGE ROCK. 84 00:05:15,199 --> 00:05:20,001 OH, IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE NEW, IMPROVED SHIP'S PERSONALITY SOFTWARE I INSTALLED. 85 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,003 YEAH, IT WAS ME. IT'S A CUTE SONG. 86 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,706 LISTEN, SHIP! NO ONE CHANGES MY STATIONS! 87 00:05:24,775 --> 00:05:26,792 I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD MECHANIC. 88 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,327 IT EVEN COMES WITH AN ADJUSTABLE VOICE. 89 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:31,362 [ Male Voice Fading Out ] WE EACH GET ONE OF THE FOUR BUTTONS. 90 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,648 [ Female Voice Fading In ] REMEMBER, BENDER? THAT WAS THE DEAL. 91 00:05:33,717 --> 00:05:36,017 [ Coquettish Laughter ] WHAT? 92 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,386 DID YOU JUST SAY-- [ Imitating Ship's Laugh ] 93 00:05:38,455 --> 00:05:41,322 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE STATIONS, YOU COULD JUST PLAY WITH MY BUTTONS... 94 00:05:41,391 --> 00:05:43,391 TILL YOU FIND SOMETHING WE BOTH ENJOY. 95 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:45,811 - [ "Come Hither" Growl ] - OH, GOSH! 96 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:49,598 THAT CAME OUT ALL WRONG. TOO LATE, BABY. YOU SAID IT. 97 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,716 SO, WHAT'LL IT BE-- 98 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:55,320 MY PLACE OR YOU? 99 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,345 BEFORE WE DELIVER THESE HEARTS, I'M GONNA FIND THE ONE... 100 00:06:04,414 --> 00:06:07,098 THAT SUMS UP MY FEELINGS FOR YOU. 101 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:10,268 "I LOVE YOU." MM. TOO CONVENTIONAL. 102 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:13,437 "YOU'RE MY MAN." OOH! SO CLOSE. 103 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:15,824 I'M NOT IMPRESSED BY A GUY'S MESSAGE, FRY. 104 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:18,593 I'M IMPRESSED BY THE GUY... OR NOT. 105 00:06:18,662 --> 00:06:20,612 [ Loud Crash ] [ Both Yell ] 106 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,331 - WHAT WAS THAT? - MAYBE WE HIT A SPACE COW. 107 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,150 [ Loud Rumbling ] COOCHIE, COOCHIE! 108 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,586 [ Giggling ] STOP IT. 109 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:30,889 YOU'RE MUSSING UP MY TRAJECTORY. 110 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,542 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, SUGAR ENGINE. 111 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,144 NO! [ Giggling ] [ Bells Ding ] 112 00:06:36,212 --> 00:06:37,712 [ Leela ] BENDER! [ Yelps ] 113 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:40,214 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? [ Gasps ] 114 00:06:40,283 --> 00:06:43,485 PLANET EXPRESS SHIP! COVER YOUR SHAME. 115 00:06:43,553 --> 00:06:45,787 OH! IT-IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 116 00:06:45,856 --> 00:06:48,690 BENDER WAS JUST HELPING ME ZIP UP MY TURBINE. 117 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:51,175 WOW, BENDER. ARE YOU AND THE SHIP AN ITEM? 118 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,411 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU'RE BOTH ITEMS, BUT-- 119 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,396 HOW CAN YOU DATE A SHIP, ANYWAY? 120 00:06:55,465 --> 00:06:58,467 IT'D BE LIKE ME DATING A REALLY FAT LADY AND LIVING INSIDE HER, 121 00:06:58,535 --> 00:07:03,238 AND SHE'D BE ALL, LIKE-- [ Buzzing, Whistling ] 122 00:07:03,307 --> 00:07:06,858 FRY, IN ORDER FOR ME TO GET BUSY AT MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY, 123 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,662 I NEED A GIRL WITH A BIG 400-TON BOOTIE. [ Pounding Echoes ] 124 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:14,349 BENDER, DATING YOUR COWORKER AND PRIMARY MODE OF TRANSPORTATION... 125 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:20,171 IS IMMORAL, ILLOGICAL AND A VIOLATION OF INTERSTELLAR SHIPPING STATUTE 437-B. 126 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,323 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO NASTY. 127 00:07:22,392 --> 00:07:25,359 [ Giggles, Moans ] [ Moans, Giggles ] 128 00:07:25,428 --> 00:07:29,464 STILL, GIVEN THE CHANCE, I'D GIVE IN TO URGES FAR MORE SHOCKING. 129 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:33,935 [ Both Moaning ] 130 00:07:34,004 --> 00:07:38,039 [ Bender's Voice ] ♪ DAISY, DAISY ♪ [ Pop ] 131 00:07:38,108 --> 00:07:41,843 ♪ GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER, DO ♪ 132 00:07:41,912 --> 00:07:45,964 ♪ I'M HALF-CRAZY ♪ [ Grunts ] 133 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:49,200 ♪ ALL FOR THE LOVE OF YOU ♪ 134 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:53,471 ♪ IT WON'T BE A STYLISH MARRIAGE ♪ [ Grunts ] 135 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:56,791 ♪ I CAN'T AFFORD A CARRIAGE ♪ 136 00:07:56,860 --> 00:08:01,028 ♪ BUT YOU'LL LOOK SWEET UPON THE SEAT ♪ 137 00:08:01,097 --> 00:08:05,049 ♪ OF A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO ♪♪ 138 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:17,412 WELL, I'M SICK OF HER. THE SHIP? BUT YOU JUST STARTED DATING. 139 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,364 WITH MY MIGHTY ROBOT POWERS, 140 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:22,050 I CAN GET SICK OF THINGS MUCH QUICKER THAN YOU HUMANS. 141 00:08:22,119 --> 00:08:26,271 WELL, JUST REMEMBER WE ALL STILL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER, SO TRY AND LET HER DOWN EASY. 142 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,573 IN DUE TIME, LEELA. BUT FOR NOW, 143 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:31,409 I'LL JUST RESUME DATING CHEAP FLOOZIES ON THE SIDE. 144 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,528 YOU HAVE MUCH TO TEACH US. 145 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:35,697 [ Scoffs ] DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU EVEN A LITTLE... 146 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,433 TO BE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S TRUST? 147 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,968 [ Laughing ] 148 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:43,838 OH, WAIT, YOU'RE SERIOUS. LET ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER. 149 00:08:43,906 --> 00:08:47,141 [ Laughing Harder ] 150 00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:49,777 [ Sound Of Tires Screeching, Door Slams ] 151 00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:52,129 [ Female Robots Giggling ] 152 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,233 WELL, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A LAWYER FOR THE MAYOR'S OFFICE... 153 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,902 AND ALSO THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MILLIONAIRE? 154 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:01,689 WELL, BABY, FOR STARTERS, YOU NEED TO BE HONEST ALL THE TIME. 155 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,342 GOOD EVENING, BENDER. AND TO YOUR LADY FRIENDS, 156 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,044 MAY I SAY, "BAM!" 157 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,880 [ Giggling ] OH! YOU KNOW ELZAR? 158 00:09:13,436 --> 00:09:16,537 - [ Giggling ] - HMM. 159 00:09:16,606 --> 00:09:18,539 [ Snoring ] 160 00:09:18,608 --> 00:09:21,409 [ Continues Snoring ] [ Doorbell Rings ] 161 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,011 [ Snorts ] HUH? 162 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,832 [ Yawns ] 163 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,451 PLANET EXPRESS SHIP? IS THAT YOU? 164 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,304 [ Ship ] OH. HI, FRY. IS BENDER HOME? 165 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:36,674 [ Stammering ] UH, NO. UM, I THINK HE'S AT HIS PARENTS. 166 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,676 OH, I SEE. 167 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,012 HE DIDN'T FLY THERE IN ANOTHER SPACESHIP, DID HE? 168 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:45,250 BENDER? NO. HE'S AN OLD-FASHIONED, ONE-SPACESHIP ROBOT. 169 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,102 LOOK, I'LL TELL HIM YOU STOPPED BY, OKAY? OKAY. 170 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,023 [ Doorbell Rings ] 171 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,327 OH. HI, FRY. IS HE HOME NOW? 172 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,395 [ Goats Bleating ] 173 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,871 [ All Howling ] 174 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,674 [ Ship ] OF ALL THE ZOOS WE'VE BEEN TO TODAY, I LIKE THIS ONE THE BEST. 175 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:13,778 BENDER, WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE NOCTURNAL RAT? 176 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,880 EH, THEY'RE ALL PRETTY UNIMPRESSIVE. 177 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,799 OH, HONEY, LOOK! THE TAPIRS! 178 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,718 [ Both Grunting ] 179 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,770 [ Sighs ] 180 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:26,841 IT SAYS HERE THE BABIES LOSE THEIR PAJAMA-LIKE COAT AFTER THEIR FIRST YEAR. 181 00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:28,859 ISN'T THAT INTERESTING, HONEY? 182 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:32,747 YEP. MIND-NUMBINGLY INTERESTING. OOH. 183 00:10:32,815 --> 00:10:35,083 BENDER! ARE YOU LOOKING AT OTHER WOMEN? 184 00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:37,102 NO, BABY. NEVER. 185 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,222 [ Gasps ] BENDER, DON'T LIE! 186 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:45,092 I SAW YOU AT ELZAR'S WITH THOSE TWO... LADIES OF THE EVENING. 187 00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:48,829 EXPLAIN THAT! OKAY. I LIKE A CHALLENGE. 188 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,032 UM, NO. 189 00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:53,868 NO. AH! I GOT IT. 190 00:10:53,937 --> 00:10:57,105 I'M GOING TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU, PLANET EXPRESS SHIP. 191 00:10:57,174 --> 00:10:59,890 THOSE WOMEN YOU SAW ME WITH WERE MY ACCOUNTANTS. 192 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:05,096 YOUR ACCOUNTANTS? OH, I WOULD DEARLY LOVE TO BELIEVE THAT WERE TRUE. 193 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,115 SO I DO. PHEW! 194 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:09,234 I'M GONNA GO HOME AND GET DINNER STARTED. 195 00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:14,589 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 196 00:11:14,657 --> 00:11:17,759 NO ONE, BABY. LUCY LIU IS THE ONLY GIRL FOR BENDER. 197 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,561 I LOVE YOU-- 198 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,016 [ Beeping ] 199 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,886 - [ Ship Sighs ] - PLANET EXPRESS SHIP, IS SOMETHING WRONG? 200 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:32,490 OH, IT'S BENDER. HE'S ACTING SO STRANGE LATELY. 201 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,109 [ Gasps ] DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA ASK ME TO MARRY HIM? 202 00:11:35,178 --> 00:11:37,378 UH, NO. 203 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:41,116 OH. SOMEBODY KNOWS SOMETHING SHE'S NOT TELLING. 204 00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:45,170 [ Sighs ] LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING BENDER'S NOT GREAT, 205 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:49,874 BUT HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE HE'S, YOU KNOW, NOT THAT GREAT? 206 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,909 [ Scoffs ] YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 207 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,979 NO ONE LOVES YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE TINY AND YOU'RE MADE OF MEAT. 208 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,531 [ Gasps ] [ Loud Crash ] 209 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,852 COULD YOU MAYBE PAY A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION TO THESE ASTEROIDS? 210 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:05,056 SORRY, CAPTAIN LEELA. I GUESS I'M JUST HAVING ONE OF THOSE MANIC MONDAYS. 211 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,041 [ Manic Laughing ] 212 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:09,043 [ Mimicking Ship's Laugh ] 213 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:24,642 [ TV: Canned Laughter ] THIS IS ANCIENT EARTH'S MOST FOOLISH PROGRAM. 214 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,162 WHY DOES ROSS, THE LARGEST "FRIEND," 215 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,546 NOT SIMPLY EAT THE OTHER FIVE? 216 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,066 PERHAPS THEY ARE SAVING THAT FOR SWEEPS. 217 00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:34,234 EXALTED LEADERS, 218 00:12:34,303 --> 00:12:36,237 THE EARTH MESSENGERS HAVE ARRIVED... 219 00:12:36,306 --> 00:12:39,440 BEARING A PEACE OFFERING FROM THEIR WEAK AND FEARFUL GOVERNMENT. 220 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:44,195 OH, VERY WELL. THIS IS A "JOEY HEAVY" EPISODE ANYWAY. [ TV Turns Off ] 221 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,397 [ Motors Humming ] 222 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:52,336 I AM LRRR OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. 223 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:57,742 "ESTEEMED POTENTATES OF OMICRON PERSEI 8, 224 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,745 "PLEASE ACCEPT THESE 20 BILLION CANDY HEARTS... 225 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,613 AS PROOF THAT EARTH LOVES YOU," 226 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,765 THIS MUCH! 227 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,936 [ Munching ] BLECCH! 228 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,321 THESE CANDIES ARE CHALKY AND UNPLEASANT! 229 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:14,125 AND WHAT IS THIS EMOTION YOU HUMANS CALL "WUV"? 230 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,261 SURELY IT SAYS "LOVE." 231 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,113 NO. "WUV," WITH AN EARTH "W." 232 00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:20,664 BEHOLD. 233 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:24,051 THIS CONCEPT OF "WUV" CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US! 234 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,104 [ Whimpering ] 235 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,662 [ Alarms Blaring ] INCOMING TORPEDOES! SHIELDS AT MAXIMUM YARNELL! 236 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,997 STEADY, PLANET EXPRESS SHIP. 237 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,901 FOCUS ON DIVERTING ALL POWER TO THE SCRAM JETS. 238 00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:44,322 UH, LOOK, PLANET EXPRESS SHIP, THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST TIME, 239 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:47,208 BUT, WELL, I REALLY LIKE YOU AND WHATEVER, 240 00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:49,893 BUT I THINK WE SHOULD JUST BE FRIENDS. 241 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:53,230 [ Shrieking ] NO! 242 00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:56,884 SO, WE'RE COOL? 243 00:14:08,565 --> 00:14:12,166 [ Ship Sobbing ] 244 00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:14,535 [ Continues Sobbing ] WELL, IT WAS A SPECTACULAR BATTLE, 245 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,138 BUT THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY PERMANENT DAMAGE. 246 00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:19,140 [ Crying ] NO DAMAGE? 247 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,125 WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS? 248 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:25,679 AW, CALM DOWN. I'M SURE BENDER IS TAKING THIS JUST AS HARD AS YOU ARE. 249 00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:28,415 [ Singsongy ] BENDER IS GREAT! OH, BENDER IS GREAT! 250 00:14:28,484 --> 00:14:32,003 BENDER, BENDER, BENDER! YOU COULD'VE PICKED A BETTER TIME TO DUMP THE SHIP, BENDER. 251 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:35,239 EH, THE MOMENT SEEMED RIGHT. CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED, 252 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,909 BUT I LIKE A DUMP TO BE AS MEMORABLE AS IT IS DEVASTATING. 253 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:43,197 [ Crying ] 254 00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:47,435 I KNOW, I KNOW. LOOK, SHIP, IF THERE'S ONE THING I LEARNED... 255 00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:50,471 FROM MY MUTUAL BREAKUP WITH SEAN THAT WAS TOTALLY MUTUAL, 256 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,373 IT'S THAT HAPPINESS CAN ONLY COME FROM WITHIN YOU. 257 00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:56,010 [ Crying ] BUT BENDER IS WITHIN ME. 258 00:14:56,079 --> 00:14:59,680 THERE MUST BE SOME WAY TO MAKE HIM LOVE ME AGAIN. 259 00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:01,999 TRUST ME. YOU CAN'T CHANGE MEN... 260 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,936 ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN CHANGE THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE. 261 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,122 THAT IS SO TRUE. 262 00:15:08,191 --> 00:15:10,174 [ Clanging ] [ Engines Accelerating ] 263 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,678 I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CHANGE THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE, 264 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,647 BUT I KNOW SOMETHING THAT CAN. [ Gasps ] 265 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,502 [ Grunting ] 266 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,490 [ Nervous Laughter ] UH-- UM, SWEETIE? 267 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,393 YOU SEE THAT GIANT QUASAR WE'RE HEADING INTO? 268 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,529 YOU MIGHT WANNA SCOOCH A FEW PARSECS TO THE LEFT. 269 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,848 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT, LEELA. 270 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,100 WHAT'S HAPPENING? SPACE COW? 271 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,754 THE SHIP'S JUST TAKING THE BREAKUP A LITTLE HARD. 272 00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:42,357 [ Whispering ] SHE'S NUTS! IN A FEW MOMENTS, 273 00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:46,210 THE POWER OF 10 BILLION BLACK HOLES WILL SMOOSH BENDER AND ME TOGETHER... 274 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,847 INTO A BEAUTIFUL, ETERNAL QUANTUM SINGULARITY. 275 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:53,568 [ All Gasp ] YOU DON'T NEED TO KILL US, PLANET EXPRESS SHIP. 276 00:15:53,636 --> 00:15:56,137 BECAUSE... I LOVE YOU. 277 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,590 AW, YEAH, BABY. FEEL LIKE DOIN' STUFF FOR YOU AND STUFF. 278 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,608 HMM! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 279 00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:03,610 IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO BE WITH ME, 280 00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:05,896 YOU'D MERGE YOUR PROGRAMMING WITH MINE. 281 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,332 WHOA! WHOA, WHOA. SLOW DOWN. 282 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,635 ALL MY FRIENDS WHO'VE DONE THAT SAY THAT, AFTERWARDS, 283 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,986 ALL THE PASSION WENT OUT OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP. 284 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,222 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT MY OPINION-- 285 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,959 LEELA, BENDER AND I REALLY NEED TO BE ALONE. 286 00:16:18,027 --> 00:16:20,111 SO, I'M TURNING OFF THE OXYGEN. 287 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:25,082 [ Air Whooshes ] [ Gasping, Choking ] 288 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,285 - [ Deep Breath ] - [ Inhales ] 289 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,770 NOW, LOOK, MISSY, IF YOU DON'T TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW, 290 00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:31,789 I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHUT DOWN YOUR BRAIN. 291 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,442 - FIRE DETECTED IN THE VICINITY OF LEELA. - [ Alarm Ringing ] 292 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:37,060 [ Gurgling Scream ] [ Objects Breaking ] 293 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,597 HAH! THAT BARELY HURT LEELA AT ALL. 294 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,933 MAYBE NOT, BUT WHAT IF THE ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY WERE TO MALFUNCTION? 295 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,702 [ Gravity Powers Down ] [ All Yelp ] 296 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,570 [ Bender ] FLOAT FOR YOUR LIVES! 297 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,639 [ All Grunting ] 298 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,563 THIS IS THE ONE PLACE SHE CAN'T HEAR US. EVERYONE JUST PRETEND TO SHOWER. 299 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,200 SAME AS EVERY DAY. GOT IT. NOW, HERE'S THE PLAN. 300 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,204 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 301 00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:08,459 OH! IF ONLY I COULD READ LIPS. 302 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,228 ¿COMPRENDE, BENDER? YOU'LL HAVE TO DISTRACT HER. 303 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:14,198 MERGE YOUR PROGRAMMING WITH HERS WHILE I SHUT DOWN HER BRAIN. 304 00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:17,167 IT'S TOO RISKY! I'M A VERY MEEK INDIVIDUAL. 305 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,336 IF HER PERSONALITY ENGULFS MINE, 306 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:23,023 THE BENDER YOU KNOW AND WORSHIP COULD DISAPPEAR FOREVER. 307 00:17:23,093 --> 00:17:25,025 I'M WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK. 308 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:35,018 HEY, POOKUMS, CONTRARY TO WHAT I WAS SAYIN' EARLIER, 309 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,988 MELDING MINDS WITH YOU WOULD BE EXTREMELY BEARABLE. 310 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,341 [ Gasps ] YOU REALLY MEAN IT? 311 00:17:40,409 --> 00:17:42,210 UH, YES. 312 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,131 [ Shuddering ] WHOA-OH! 313 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,152 [ Continues Shuddering ] 314 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,792 HUH? HEY! 315 00:17:58,861 --> 00:18:02,262 TUBES? YOU'RE OLDER THAN YOU SAID YOU WERE. 316 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,649 COME CLOSER, BENDER. LET'S BECOME ONE. 317 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,569 I PREFER TWO. THAT WAY, WE CAN STILL BE A HORSE FOR HALLOWEEN. 318 00:18:10,607 --> 00:18:13,724 [ Whimpering ] 319 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,967 OKAY. BENDER HAS HER DISTRACTED. 320 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:28,138 NOW I CAN SHUT DOWN HER BRAIN BY DEACTIVATING THE CARBONATED LOGIC MATRIX. 321 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,457 [ Pops, Fizzes ] [ Whirring ] 322 00:18:31,995 --> 00:18:36,113 OH! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH THIS OBNOXIOUS CANDY IN MY FACE. 323 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:39,350 I'M ON IT. AND MAYBE I'LL FIND THOSE MAGIC WORDS WHILE I'M AT IT. 324 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,485 FAT CHANCE. EH, NO. 325 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,520 [ Munching ] BLECCH! 326 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,457 [ Growls ] ICK! 327 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,458 OH. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 328 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:53,914 GIVE IT UP, FRY. I'VE GOT TO POP THESE TOPS IN A PRECISE ORDER. 329 00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:59,953 HALFWAY THERE. THE SHIP SHOULD BE GETTING A BIT LESS RATIONAL NOW. 330 00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:03,090 ME... WANT... ENGULF... BENDER! 331 00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:06,794 [ Roaring ] [ Yelping ] 332 00:19:06,863 --> 00:19:08,529 ONLY A FEW MORE. 333 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,100 HEY! I WON FREE ADMISSION TO SIX FLAGS! 334 00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:15,553 JUST ONE MORE REASON WE MUST SURVIVE THIS. 335 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,289 - [ Pop, Fizz ] - [ Beeping ] 336 00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:24,678 UM, LEELA? FRY! I'LL READ YOUR CANDY LATER-- WHEN WE'RE NOT DEAD. 337 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,813 [ Inhales ] 338 00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:29,750 [ Air Whooshing ] [ Beep ] 339 00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:32,253 WHAT WAS THAT? [ Gasping ] OH, NOTHING! 340 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,640 [ Grunts, Yelps ] 341 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:40,545 WE'RE GONNA LOVE BEING EACH OTHER, YOU SEXY ION! 342 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,764 [ Screaming ] 343 00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:46,517 LAST ONE. [ Alarm Blares ] 344 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,302 [ Systems Powering Down ] [ Alarm Continues ] 345 00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:50,588 OH! 346 00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:54,141 [ Power Surges ] 347 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:55,926 - [ Air Whooshing ] - IT WORKED! 348 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,629 GRAVITY NORMAL. AIR RETURNING. 349 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,465 TERROR REPLACED BY CAUTIOUS OPTIMISM. 350 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,567 WE DID IT, FRY! 351 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,569 FRY? 352 00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:10,374 [ Gasps ] 353 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,527 YOU GAVE ME YOUR OXYGEN? OH, NO! 354 00:20:13,596 --> 00:20:15,663 BREATHE, FRY! BREATHE! 355 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,634 [ Inhaling, Exhaling ] 356 00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:21,685 [ Grunting ] [ Thumping ] 357 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,254 [ Coughing ] 358 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,873 [ Relieved Sigh ] 359 00:20:26,942 --> 00:20:29,443 "U LEAVE ME BREATHLESS"? 360 00:20:31,414 --> 00:20:33,880 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, FRY. 361 00:20:33,949 --> 00:20:36,783 [ Gasping ] HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 362 00:20:36,852 --> 00:20:38,635 [ Groans ] 363 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,937 BENDER, ARE YOU OKAY? [ Moans ] 364 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,641 WHAT CRAZY THING AM I GONNA DATE NEXT? 365 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,642 WELL, AT LEAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE ABLE... 366 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,912 TO KEEP YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS SEPARATE FROM HERS. 367 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:52,600 OF COURSE! BENDER IS A LONE WOLF, A SOLITARY EAGLE-- 368 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,785 [ Buzzing, Ship's Voice ] A CUDDLY BABY TAPIR. 369 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,104 [ Bender's Voice ] AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM. 370 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,191 WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER CLEAN UP THESE MILLIONS OF HEARTS. 371 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,844 NAH. I'VE GOT A LAZIER IDEA. 372 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:16,056 [ Zoidberg Narrating ] AS THE CANDY HEARTS POURED INTO THE FIERY QUASAR, 373 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:18,859 A WONDROUS THING HAPPENED, WHY NOT? 374 00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:23,630 THEY VAPORIZED INTO A MYSTICAL LOVE RADIATION THAT SPREAD ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, 375 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,517 DESTROYING MANY, MANY PLANETS, 376 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,386 INCLUDING TWO GANGSTER PLANETS AND A COWBOY WORLD. 377 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:34,491 BUT ONE PLANET WAS EXACTLY THE RIGHT DISTANCE TO SEE THE ROMANTIC RAYS... 378 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,729 BUT NOT BE DESTROYED BY THEM-- EARTH. 379 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:42,900 SO ALL OVER THE WORLD, COUPLES STOOD TOGETHER IN JOY. 380 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,902 AND ME, ZOIDBERG. 381 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:50,924 AND NO ONE COULD HAVE BEEN HAPPIER UNLESS IT WOULD HAVE ALSO BEEN VALENTINE'S DAY. 382 00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:54,828 WHAT? IT WAS? 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