1 00:00:07,388 --> 00:00:09,424 Love and Rocket 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app 3 00:00:33,828 --> 00:00:37,343 You are one narrow-minded spaceship, Planet Express Ship ! 4 00:00:37,508 --> 00:00:41,979 MALE VOICE: Whoa. Why should my tax money pay for art I find offensive? 5 00:00:42,828 --> 00:00:47,219 Would you censor the Venus De Venus just because you can see her spewers? 6 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:50,340 It's filthy! Why not create a national endowment for strip clubs. . . 7 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:52,544 -. . .while we're at it? -Why not, indeed! 8 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:53,737 Bender, Ship ! 9 00:00:53,908 --> 00:00:57,537 Stop bickering or I'm gonna come back there and change your opinions manually! 10 00:00:57,748 --> 00:01:03,061 Fine! I'll be in my quarters, appreciating controversial artworks. 11 00:01:04,468 --> 00:01:07,505 SHIP: Oops. Sorry. 12 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:13,387 That Ship is so white bread. 13 00:01:14,228 --> 00:01:16,537 People. It's Valentine's Day next week. 14 00:01:16,748 --> 00:01:20,263 So your beloved company has gotten you all new uniforms. 15 00:01:20,508 --> 00:01:23,420 -Cool! -Clothing. Delicious clothing. 16 00:01:23,588 --> 00:01:25,863 We'll need to look our best to get the account. . . 17 00:01:26,028 --> 00:01:29,464 . . .of our new potential customer, Romanticorp. 18 00:01:29,668 --> 00:01:32,740 Romanticorp? Are they a corporation that makes romantic stuff? 19 00:01:32,908 --> 00:01:34,626 Very good, Amy. 20 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:38,662 Everyone suit up. We're off to the most romantic city on Earth. 21 00:01:50,148 --> 00:01:51,581 [SMOOCHES] 22 00:01:53,068 --> 00:01:55,423 Remember, we've got to show these people. . . 23 00:01:55,628 --> 00:01:57,619 . . .we're not bitter husks of human beings. . . 24 00:01:57,788 --> 00:02:01,463 . . .who long ago abandoned hope of finding love in this lifetime. 25 00:02:01,628 --> 00:02:04,096 -Leela, you'll have to do some acting. -Check. 26 00:02:05,108 --> 00:02:09,579 Welcome. Oh, I'm just so excited. 27 00:02:09,748 --> 00:02:13,218 I'm Sheldon, and this is my chief financial officer, Gwen. 28 00:02:13,388 --> 00:02:17,017 For 30 years, we've shared the adventure of managing Romanticorp. 29 00:02:17,188 --> 00:02:20,544 Not to mention the adventure of marriage. 30 00:02:22,748 --> 00:02:24,978 Oh, you have got to be kidding. 31 00:02:25,148 --> 00:02:30,176 Ow! I mean, that's so sweet. 32 00:02:30,348 --> 00:02:35,547 I mean, that's sho shweet. 33 00:02:36,108 --> 00:02:39,896 You know, romance is an important part of our work too. 34 00:02:40,068 --> 00:02:43,105 -Right, everyone? GROUP: Yeah. Sure. 35 00:02:43,268 --> 00:02:47,978 -Do any of you collect Lovey Bears? -I do. Kif's given me dozens. 36 00:02:48,148 --> 00:02:49,740 Is it true what the ad says? 37 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:53,298 That you kiss them together out of blanket cloth and magic buttons? 38 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:54,861 -No. -It's actually cheaper. . . 39 00:02:55,028 --> 00:02:57,258 . . .to genetically engineer real ones. 40 00:02:57,788 --> 00:02:59,540 [BEARS LAUGHING] 41 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:03,379 They frolic in the Lovey Forest until their first birthday. 42 00:03:03,588 --> 00:03:05,897 Then we choose the cuddly-uddliest ones. . . 43 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:09,743 . . .and stuff them full of fire-retardant love fluff. 44 00:03:16,348 --> 00:03:18,737 So cute! 45 00:03:18,988 --> 00:03:22,344 Knowing which pickup lines fizzle and which ones sizzle. . . 46 00:03:22,508 --> 00:03:25,784 . . .keeps us on the cutting edge of flirtation technology. 47 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:29,776 Is heaven missing an angel? Because you've got nice cans. 48 00:03:30,868 --> 00:03:33,860 My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself. 49 00:03:40,308 --> 00:03:41,980 Does that dummy have a brother? 50 00:03:43,148 --> 00:03:47,460 And now, friends and lovers, we come to the heart of our operation. 51 00:03:47,668 --> 00:03:50,660 Pun definitely intended. 52 00:03:54,908 --> 00:03:55,897 Impressive. 53 00:03:56,068 --> 00:03:59,424 My family has been making these hearts since the 1 900s. 54 00:03:59,588 --> 00:04:03,467 Tastes may have changed, but our secret recipe sure hasn't. 55 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:11,417 Letter's like U and R can mean words like "you" and "are. " 56 00:04:11,588 --> 00:04:15,581 -Here, Leela. "U-R-2 cute. " -Perhaps. What's your point? 57 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:18,256 I've never been able to put into words how I feel about you. 58 00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:22,347 But somewhere among these trillions of hearts, those words must already exist. 59 00:04:22,508 --> 00:04:25,341 And I'm gonna find them. 60 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:28,221 [GUN FIRING] 61 00:04:28,628 --> 00:04:30,346 [BEAR LAUGHING] 62 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:36,497 Oh. . . . 63 00:04:36,668 --> 00:04:39,626 So do we have the contract? 64 00:04:39,828 --> 00:04:41,978 With that big, new Romanticorp contract. . . 65 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,946 . . .I've been able to make those government-mandated upgrades. . . 66 00:04:45,108 --> 00:04:46,826 . . .you've all been suing me about. 67 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:50,984 Look. You taped up the cracks in the dark matter reactor. 68 00:04:51,188 --> 00:04:53,702 And you got a cage for the lion. 69 00:04:53,868 --> 00:04:54,857 [LION GROWLS] 70 00:04:56,308 --> 00:04:58,742 [SPIN DOCTORS' "TWO PRINCES" PLAYS] 71 00:04:58,988 --> 00:05:01,980 Who's been messing with the radio? This isn't alternative rock. 72 00:05:02,148 --> 00:05:03,376 It's college rock. 73 00:05:03,588 --> 00:05:08,059 It must have been the new, improved ship's personality software I installed. 74 00:05:08,268 --> 00:05:10,657 SHIP: Yeah, it was me. It's a cute song. -Listen, Ship ! 75 00:05:10,828 --> 00:05:14,298 No one changes my stations! I hope you have a good mechanic! 76 00:05:14,468 --> 00:05:16,982 It even comes with an adjustable voice. 77 00:05:17,228 --> 00:05:19,264 We each get one of the four buttons. 78 00:05:19,428 --> 00:05:21,225 FEMALE VOICE: Remember, Bender? That was the deal. 79 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,537 [LAUGHS] 80 00:05:22,748 --> 00:05:24,466 What? Did you just say: 81 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:25,663 [MIMICS SHIP'S LAUGHTER] 82 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:28,257 If you don't like the stations, play with my buttons. . . 83 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,464 . . .till you find something we both enjoy. 84 00:05:30,668 --> 00:05:31,817 [PURRS] 85 00:05:32,028 --> 00:05:36,419 -Oh, gosh. That came out all wrong. -Too late, baby. You said it. 86 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:41,907 So, what will it be? My place? Or you? 87 00:05:48,468 --> 00:05:50,026 Before we deliver these hearts. . . 88 00:05:50,188 --> 00:05:53,180 . . .I'm gonna find one that sums up my feelings for you. 89 00:05:53,628 --> 00:05:56,096 "I love you. " Too conventional. 90 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:59,260 "You're my man. " Oh, so close. 91 00:05:59,468 --> 00:06:04,223 I'm not impressed by a guy's message, Fry. I'm impressed by the guy. Or not. 92 00:06:04,468 --> 00:06:05,901 [CRASHING] 93 00:06:06,188 --> 00:06:08,782 -What was that? -Maybe we hit a space cow. 94 00:06:10,148 --> 00:06:11,467 Cootchie-cootchie. 95 00:06:11,628 --> 00:06:12,617 [LAUGHS] 96 00:06:12,788 --> 00:06:16,019 Stop it. You're mussing up my trajectory. 97 00:06:16,228 --> 00:06:21,097 -You know you love it, sugar engine. SHIP: No! 98 00:06:21,268 --> 00:06:24,863 Bender! What's going on in here? 99 00:06:25,028 --> 00:06:28,100 Planet Express Ship! Cover your shame! 100 00:06:28,308 --> 00:06:33,098 Oh. It's not what it looks like. Bender was just helping me zip up my turbine. 101 00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:35,458 Wow, Bender. Are you and the ship an item? 102 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:39,541 I mean, I know you're both items, but how can you date a ship, anyway? 103 00:06:39,748 --> 00:06:42,626 It'd be like me dating a really fat lady and living inside her. 104 00:06:42,788 --> 00:06:44,187 And she'd be all like: 105 00:06:44,348 --> 00:06:46,304 [MIMICS SPACESHIP] 106 00:06:47,268 --> 00:06:50,499 Fry, in order for me to get busy at maximum efficiency. . . 107 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:54,144 . . .I need a girl with a big 400-ton booty. 108 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:57,579 Bender, dating your coworker and primary mode of transportation. . . 109 00:06:57,748 --> 00:07:03,300 . . .is immoral, illogical and a violation of interstellar shipping statute 437-B. 110 00:07:03,508 --> 00:07:06,705 That's what makes it so nasty. 111 00:07:08,468 --> 00:07:12,177 Still, given the chance, I'd give in to urges far more shocking. 112 00:07:12,748 --> 00:07:14,818 [MOANING] 113 00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:20,223 [BENDER SINGS "BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO"] 114 00:07:54,628 --> 00:07:58,177 -Well, I'm sick of her. -The ship? But you just started dating. 115 00:07:58,388 --> 00:08:00,822 With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of things. . . 116 00:08:00,988 --> 00:08:02,546 . . .much quicker than you humans. 117 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:05,097 Just remember, we all still have to work together. 118 00:08:05,268 --> 00:08:08,021 -So try and let her down easy. -In due time, Leela. 119 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:11,578 But for now, I'll just resume dating cheap floozies on the side. 120 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:13,665 You have much to teach us. 121 00:08:14,108 --> 00:08:15,700 Doesn't it bother you a little. . . 122 00:08:15,868 --> 00:08:19,781 . . .to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust? 123 00:08:20,788 --> 00:08:24,827 Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder. 124 00:08:31,668 --> 00:08:34,307 What's it like being a lawyer for the mayor's office. . . 125 00:08:34,468 --> 00:08:36,777 . . .and also the world's strongest millionaire? 126 00:08:36,948 --> 00:08:40,543 Well, baby, for starters, you need to be honest all the time. 127 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:41,936 Good evening, Bender. 128 00:08:42,108 --> 00:08:45,737 And to your lady friends, may I say, "Bam. " 129 00:08:45,908 --> 00:08:48,786 You know Elzar? 130 00:08:53,428 --> 00:08:54,907 Hm. 131 00:08:58,668 --> 00:08:59,737 [DOORBELL RINGS] 132 00:08:59,908 --> 00:09:01,182 Huh? 133 00:09:05,908 --> 00:09:09,867 -Planet Express Ship? ls that you? SHIP: Oh, hi, Fry. 134 00:09:10,028 --> 00:09:14,180 -Is Bender home? -No. I think he's at his parents. 135 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:18,347 SHIP: Oh, I see. He didn't fly there in another spaceship, did he? 136 00:09:18,548 --> 00:09:22,427 Bender? No. He's an old-fashioned, one-spaceship robot. 137 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:25,142 -Look, I'll tell him you stopped by, okay? SHIP: Okay. 138 00:09:26,988 --> 00:09:28,580 [DOORBELL RINGS] 139 00:09:29,868 --> 00:09:33,019 SHIP: Oh, hi, Fry. Is he home now? 140 00:09:43,228 --> 00:09:46,743 SHIP: Of all the zoos we've been to today, I like this one the best. 141 00:09:46,908 --> 00:09:49,786 Bender, which is your favorite nocturnal rat? 142 00:09:50,108 --> 00:09:54,624 -They're all pretty unimpressive. SHIP: Oh, honey, look! The tapirs! 143 00:09:56,628 --> 00:09:57,822 [GROANS] 144 00:09:58,148 --> 00:10:02,505 SHIP: It says here the babies lose their pajama-like coat after their first year. 145 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:07,981 -Isn't that interesting, honey? -Yep. Mind-numbingly interesting. Whoa. 146 00:10:08,188 --> 00:10:10,224 SHIP: Bender! Are you looking at other women? 147 00:10:10,428 --> 00:10:13,067 No, baby, never! 148 00:10:13,908 --> 00:10:15,819 SHIP: Bender! Don't lie! 149 00:10:15,988 --> 00:10:19,617 I saw you at Elzar's with those two ladies of the evening! 150 00:10:19,788 --> 00:10:23,940 -Explain that! -Okay. I like a challenge. 151 00:10:24,108 --> 00:10:28,021 No. No. I got it. 152 00:10:28,188 --> 00:10:31,180 I'm going to be completely honest with you, Planet Express Ship. 153 00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:33,987 Those women you saw me with were my accountants. 154 00:10:34,188 --> 00:10:36,179 SHIP: Your accountants? 155 00:10:36,348 --> 00:10:40,057 I would dearly love to believe that were true. So I do. 156 00:10:40,268 --> 00:10:41,257 Phew. 157 00:10:41,428 --> 00:10:44,261 SHIP: I'm gonna go home and get dinner started. 158 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,903 -Who were you talking to? -No one, baby. 159 00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:52,743 -Lucy Liu is the only girl for Bender. -I love you-- 160 00:10:58,268 --> 00:10:59,417 [SHIP SIGHS] 161 00:10:59,628 --> 00:11:01,664 Planet Express Ship, is something wrong? 162 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,138 Oh, it's Bender. He's acting so strange lately. 163 00:11:05,868 --> 00:11:08,143 Do you think he's gonna ask me to marry him? 164 00:11:08,308 --> 00:11:10,697 Uh, no. 165 00:11:10,868 --> 00:11:13,428 Somebody knows something she's not telling. 166 00:11:13,828 --> 00:11:17,138 Look. I'm not saying Bender's not great. . . 167 00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:21,824 . . .but have you ever considered that maybe he's, you know, not that great? 168 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:23,776 You're just jealous. 169 00:11:23,988 --> 00:11:26,741 No one loves you, because you're tiny and made of meat. 170 00:11:26,948 --> 00:11:28,745 [GASPS] 171 00:11:29,308 --> 00:11:32,345 Could you maybe pay a little more attention to these asteroids? 172 00:11:32,548 --> 00:11:33,776 Sorry, Capt. Leela. 173 00:11:33,948 --> 00:11:37,497 I guess I'm just having one of those manic Mondays. 174 00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:39,465 [LAUGHING] 175 00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:55,180 This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. 176 00:11:55,428 --> 00:11:59,706 Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five? 177 00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:02,302 Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps. 178 00:12:03,228 --> 00:12:06,106 Exalted leaders, the Earth messengers have arrived. . . 179 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:09,385 . . .bearing a peace offering from their weak and fearful government. 180 00:12:09,588 --> 00:12:13,900 Oh, very well. This is a Joey-heavy episode anyway. 181 00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:23,022 I am Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8. 182 00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:26,820 "Esteemed potentates of Omicron Persei 8. 183 00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:31,584 Please accept these 20 billion candy hearts as proof that Earth loves you. . . 184 00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:33,659 . . .this much. " 185 00:12:35,508 --> 00:12:36,497 Ugh! 186 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,977 These candies are chalky and unpleasant! 187 00:12:39,188 --> 00:12:42,544 And what is this emotion you humans call "wuv"? 188 00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:47,418 -Surely it says "Iove. " -No. "Wuv," with an Earth W! 189 00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:48,902 Behold! 190 00:12:49,108 --> 00:12:52,180 This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us! 191 00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:02,340 Incoming torpedoes. Shields at maximum yarnell. 192 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,500 Steady, Planet Express Ship. 193 00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:08,343 Focus on diverting all power to the scram jets. 194 00:13:08,548 --> 00:13:11,585 Look, Planet Express Ship, this might not be the best time. . . 195 00:13:11,788 --> 00:13:14,302 . . .but, well, I really like you and whatever. . . 196 00:13:14,468 --> 00:13:16,936 . . .but I think we should just be friends. 197 00:13:17,148 --> 00:13:19,901 SHIP: No! 198 00:13:22,548 --> 00:13:23,663 So we're cool? 199 00:13:35,028 --> 00:13:37,178 [SHIP CRYING] 200 00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:40,698 Well, it was a spectacular battle. 201 00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:43,297 But there doesn't seem to be any permanent damage. 202 00:13:43,468 --> 00:13:46,983 No damage? What about my feelings? 203 00:13:47,228 --> 00:13:51,380 Aw. Calm down. I'm sure Bender is taking this just as hard as you are. 204 00:13:51,588 --> 00:13:53,863 Bender is great Oh, Bender is great 205 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,423 You could've picked a better time to dump the ship. 206 00:13:57,788 --> 00:13:59,267 The moment seemed right. 207 00:13:59,428 --> 00:14:04,058 Call me old-fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating. 208 00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:06,944 [SHIP CRYING] 209 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:11,066 I know. I know. Look, Ship. 210 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:15,022 If I learned one thing from my breakup with Shawn that was totally mutual. . . 211 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,941 . . .it's that happiness can only come from within you. 212 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,423 But Bender is within me! 213 00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:23,978 There must be some way to make him love me again. 214 00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:26,179 Trust me. You can't change men. . . 215 00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:29,937 . . .any more than you can change the laws of time and space. 216 00:14:30,148 --> 00:14:32,059 That is so true. 217 00:14:32,348 --> 00:14:33,906 [RUMBLING] 218 00:14:34,108 --> 00:14:37,384 I may not be able to change the laws of time and space. . . 219 00:14:37,588 --> 00:14:40,227 . . .but I know something that can. 220 00:14:42,868 --> 00:14:44,904 [GRUNTING] 221 00:14:48,908 --> 00:14:52,378 Sweetie? You see that giant quasar we're heading into? 222 00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:55,460 You might want to scooch a few parsecs to the left. 223 00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:57,704 I'm afraid I can't do that, Leela. 224 00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,866 What's happening? Space cow? 225 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:03,299 The ship's just taking the breakup a little hard. She's nuts! 226 00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:06,505 In a few moments, the power of 1 0 billion black holes. . . 227 00:15:06,668 --> 00:15:08,499 . . .will smoosh Bender and me together. . . 228 00:15:08,668 --> 00:15:12,058 . . .into a beautiful eternal quantum singularity. 229 00:15:12,268 --> 00:15:13,257 [SCREAMING] 230 00:15:13,428 --> 00:15:15,658 You don't need to kill us, Planet Express Ship. 231 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:19,145 Because I love you! Yeah, baby! 232 00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:21,424 Feel like doing stuff for you and stuff. 233 00:15:21,868 --> 00:15:23,381 Hm. I don't believe you. 234 00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:25,226 If you really wanted to be with me. . . 235 00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:27,458 . . .you'd merge your programming with mine. 236 00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:30,785 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. My friends who've done that. . . 237 00:15:30,948 --> 00:15:34,179 . . .say that afterwards, all the passion went out of their relationship. 238 00:15:34,348 --> 00:15:36,908 -I don't know if you want my opinion-- -Leela. 239 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:41,107 Bender and I really need to be alone, so I'm turning off the oxygen. 240 00:15:41,828 --> 00:15:43,659 [COUGHING AND CHOKING] 241 00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:50,179 Look, missy. If you don't turn around now. . . 242 00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:52,304 . . .I'm gonna have to shut down your brain! 243 00:15:52,508 --> 00:15:56,387 Fire detected in the vicinity of Leela. 244 00:15:57,828 --> 00:16:00,626 -That barely hurt Leela at all. -Maybe not. 245 00:16:00,828 --> 00:16:04,741 But what if the artificial gravity were to malfunction? 246 00:16:04,908 --> 00:16:07,741 BENDER: Float for your lives! 247 00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:15,780 This is the one place she can't hear us. Just pretend to shower. 248 00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:18,587 -Same as every day. Got it. -Now here's the plan. 249 00:16:24,908 --> 00:16:27,468 Oh, if only I could read lips. 250 00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:29,863 Comprende, Bender? You'll have to distract her. 251 00:16:30,028 --> 00:16:32,747 Merge your programming with hers while I shut down her brain. 252 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,661 It's too risky. I'm a very meek individual. 253 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,945 If her personality engulfs mine, the Bender you know and worship. . . 254 00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:41,338 . . .could disappear forever. 255 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,380 I'm willing to take that risk. 256 00:16:49,548 --> 00:16:52,699 Hey, pookums. Contrary to what I was saying earlier. . . 257 00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:56,019 . . .melding minds with you would be extremely bearable. 258 00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:57,462 You really mean it? 259 00:16:57,628 --> 00:17:01,257 Uh, yes. 260 00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:03,946 [BEEPING] 261 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,537 [BENDER GROANING] 262 00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:15,780 Huh? Hey? 263 00:17:16,308 --> 00:17:19,106 Tubes?! You're older than you said you were! 264 00:17:19,308 --> 00:17:22,300 Come closer, Bender. Let's become one. 265 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:26,103 I prefer two. That way we can still be a horse for Halloween. 266 00:17:27,228 --> 00:17:30,061 [WHIMPERS] 267 00:17:37,908 --> 00:17:41,264 Okay, Bender has her distracted. Now I can shut down her brain. . . 268 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,862 . . .by deactivating the carbonated logic matrix. 269 00:17:47,748 --> 00:17:51,536 Oh. I can't concentrate with this obnoxious candy in my face. 270 00:17:51,748 --> 00:17:54,626 I'm on it. Maybe I'll find those magic words while I'm at it. 271 00:17:54,788 --> 00:17:57,746 LEELA: Fat chance. -Yeah, I know. 272 00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:01,387 [GROANS] 273 00:18:01,668 --> 00:18:04,387 -Oh. How about this one? -Give it up, Fry! 274 00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:08,621 I've got to pop these tops in a precise order. 275 00:18:10,988 --> 00:18:14,424 Halfway there. The ship should be getting a bit less rational now. 276 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:20,976 -Me want engulf Bender! BENDER: No! I didn't do it! 277 00:18:21,188 --> 00:18:22,621 Only a few more. 278 00:18:23,988 --> 00:18:27,025 Hey, I won free admission to Six Flags! 279 00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:29,344 Just one more reason we must survive this. 280 00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:36,616 -Leela? -Fry, I'll read your candy later. 281 00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:38,107 When we're not dead! 282 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:42,977 [BEEPING] 283 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,383 -What was that? -Oh, nothing. 284 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:53,344 We're gonna love being each other, you sexy ion. 285 00:18:53,548 --> 00:18:54,901 [YELLS] 286 00:18:56,628 --> 00:18:58,107 Last one. 287 00:18:58,268 --> 00:19:00,782 [ALARM WAILING] 288 00:19:04,908 --> 00:19:06,387 [SHIP BRAKES] 289 00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:13,305 It worked! Gravity normal. Air returning. Terror replaced by cautious optimism. 290 00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:17,347 We did it, Fry! Fry? 291 00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,541 [GASPS] 292 00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:24,986 You gave me your oxygen? Oh, no! 293 00:19:25,188 --> 00:19:28,419 Breathe, Fry! Breathe! 294 00:19:33,028 --> 00:19:35,223 [COUGHING] 295 00:19:35,428 --> 00:19:36,781 Oh. . . . 296 00:19:37,988 --> 00:19:41,617 "You leave me breathless"?! 297 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:47,262 -Happy Valentine's Day, Fry. -Happy Valentine's Day. 298 00:19:48,948 --> 00:19:50,984 Bender, are you okay? 299 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,821 What crazy thing am I gonna date next? 300 00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:57,941 It sounds like you were able to keep your consciousness separate from hers. 301 00:19:58,148 --> 00:20:02,426 Of course. Bender is a lone wolf. A solitary eagle. 302 00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:04,340 FEMALE VOICE: A cuddly baby tapir. 303 00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:06,783 BENDER'S VOICE: And that's why I love him. 304 00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:10,662 I guess we'd better clean up these millions of hearts. 305 00:20:10,868 --> 00:20:13,223 No. I've got a lazier idea. 306 00:20:21,268 --> 00:20:24,738 ZOIDBERG: As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar... 307 00:20:24,908 --> 00:20:27,627 ...a wondrous thing happened, why not? 308 00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:30,581 They vaporized into a mystical love radiation... 309 00:20:30,788 --> 00:20:34,747 ... that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets... 310 00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:37,706 ...including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. 311 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:42,504 But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays... 312 00:20:42,668 --> 00:20:46,456 ...but not be destroyed by them. Earth. 313 00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:50,541 So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. 314 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,266 And me, Zoidberg. 315 00:20:52,428 --> 00:20:58,503 No one could have been happier, unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. 316 00:20:58,668 --> 00:21:01,819 What? It was? Hooray! 317 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 318 00:21:02,305 --> 00:22:02,488 Watch Movies, TV Series & Live Sports www.admitme.app