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Leela's Homeworld

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Good news, everyone!

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You all know the orphanarium
where Leela grew up?

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Sure, we talk about it
all the time.

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-Really?
-No. Burn!

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Well done, fellows!

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Anyway, said orphanarium
has named Leela "Orphan of the Year! "

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[CHEERING]

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Your parents must
be so proud! Sorry.

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And the good news keeps on coming.

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Behold my latest invention!

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ALL:
Whoa.

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[BEEPING]

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It's a glow-in-the-dark nose you can
wear over your regular non-glowing nose.

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Observe.

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AMY:
Whoa! Cool!

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BENDER: Now I can punch you
in the nose in the dark.

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[FARNSWORTH SNEEZES]

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Where'd it go?

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Hey, professor, what's all this
scroop blurking out of the machine?

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That? It's nothing. Yes, nothing.

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If you think it's anything,
you're a suspicious moron.

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It looks like toxic waste.

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And it smells like toxic waste!

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What does it taste like?

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Delicious fig pudding! That's good.

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But a distinct aftertaste
of toxic waste.

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All right, all right. So the machine
produces a few toxic byproducts.

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You don't have to make
a federal case of it.

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I'm afraid I do.

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I order you to dispose of that
toxic waste or bribe me.

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Either way, it'll cost $500.

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Five hundred real dollars?
That's an outrage!

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Professor, I'll take care of that waste
for $499 and 1 00 cents.

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I know that's a rip,
but I'll pay for the convenience.

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-Do you take credit cards?
-Let's find out.

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All right, environment,
you've met your match.

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[CHUCKLES]

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[WHISTLING]

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[SPITTING]

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Hey, get back in the sewer, weirdie.
No mutants on the surface.

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But he ruined my wedding dress!

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Honey, that thing was ruined
the minute it went on you.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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It's not easy being an orphan.

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Not if I have anything to do with it.

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Oh, God.

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But today's honoree, Turanga Leela,
has really made something of herself.

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I'll never forget the night that cute alien
baby was abandoned on our doorstep. . .

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. . .because I have a photographic
memory, and I remember every night.

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[DOORBELL CHIMES]

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[BABY COOING]

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VOGEL:
What the--?

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An alien language?
I guess you're an alien.

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What a beautiful,
gigantic eye you have--

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Well, come on in.

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From those humble beginnings. . .

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. . .Leela went on to become
a county-certified starship captain.

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And so it is my pleasure today. . .

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. . .to nail her picture alongside those
of our most distinguished alumni.

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Thank you very much.

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Like many of you,
I never knew my parents.

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I don't know if they were
mighty alien overlords. . .

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. . .or simply underpaid alien janitors
who fought crime on the side.

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-Picture's up.
-It's crooked!

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In the end, though,
it doesn't matter who my parents were.

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All that matters is what I learned here,
within these unscalable walls. . .

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. . .that I had the strength
to make it on my own.

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Just like all of you kids here today.

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[CHEERING]

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Leela! Leela! Leela!

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Look at me! I'm Leela!

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No! Because I'm double Leela! Whee!

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That's it, Albert.
No more espresso for you!

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Mind if we get a picture
of you with your picture?

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Yes! I mean, no!

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Just make sure you get
my nonchalant side.

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Whoo!

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[LEELA SOBBING]

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If those aren't tears of happiness,
please stop crying.

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It's okay, Fry. I'm fine.

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I won an award today.

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Is it this room that's making you sad?
It's probably the room.

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Come on, let's go for a walk.

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LEELA:
I'm sorry you saw that, Fry.

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I usually try to keep my sadness
pent up inside. . .

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. . .where it can fester quietly
as a mental illness.

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Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.

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I told a whole crowd today
that being an orphan made me strong.

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But all I really wanted
was a mom and dad. . .

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. . .to hold me and stroke my hair
and tell me they love me.

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Then today's your lucky day. . .

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. . .because I happen to be
a holding, stroking, loving machine.

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Also spanking.

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That's not even close
to what I had in mind.

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Well, anyway, just remember
that people care about you.

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I know.

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Sometimes, when I'm lonely. . .

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. . .I look up at the sky,
and I get this feeling that somewhere. . .

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. . .on some unknown planet
circling a distant star. . .

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. . .my parents are up there
looking down on me.

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[HUMMING]

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Yo, yo, Bazender! What up?

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My dumping business is booming.

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I just got hired to clean up the set
of Free Willy 3!

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[GROANING]

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Bender, cut it out!

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First of all,
the sewer mutants will be mad.

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Second, everything else that's
horribly wrong with what you're doing.

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Those stupid mutants
can't do anything.

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You seem to be forgetting
one simple fact.

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Namely, I'm up here,
and they are safely down--

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[SCREAMING]

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[SCREAMING]

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What did I do to deserve this?!

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Behold! Our once beautiful
mutagenic sewage lake.

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The radioactive waste
you dumped in it. . .

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. . .has made it bright enough
to see how ugly we really are!

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Oh, man.

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As if our lives weren't
miserable enough already.

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-Tell me about it.
-Let the punishment commence!

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-Punishment?
-No fair.

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Bender's innocent!

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The instant you touch
these mutateous waters. . .

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. . .your DNA will be forever altered. . .

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. . .turning you into horrible mutants
like us!

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-Especially him.
-Oh.

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Allow me to demonstrate.

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[WHIMPERING]

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[GROANING]

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It's like that time I peeked
in the kitchen at lmperial Hunan.

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Submerge the prisoners!

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[BENDER BABBLING]

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Wait. I don't even have DNA.
Why am I screaming?

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We're gonna beat you afterwards.

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[BENDER SCREAMING]

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ALL:
Mutate! Mutate! Mutate!

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MOM:
Turanga Leela!

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Who said that?
How do you know my real name?

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[GROANING]

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BENDER:
Whee!

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What are you doing?
Stop them!

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-What happened?
-I don't know.

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I think I saved us somehow.

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Go after them!
The waters can't mutate us mutants!

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MUTANT:
They went this way.

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Quick, in there!

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MUTANT:
Kill! Kill! Kill!

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Kill! Kill! Kill!

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LEELA:
Great Cheech's ghost!

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BENDER:
What's this junk?

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It looks like a timeline
of my whole life.

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That's when we saved Earth
from an asteroid of garbage.

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Here's when I dropped out
and bummed around lndia for a while.

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And this is just last year
at Space Mardi gras.

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It's like some kind of weird
Leela Museum.

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-And I'm the Leela!
FRY: Dude, over here!

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It's all the best stuff
I ever flushed down the toilet!

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Those are some of my diary pages!

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And my screenplay!

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And also, for some reason, the letter
I wrote you full of my personal feelings.

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Oh, I'm scared.

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My whole life has just been a show
for some perverted mutant!

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MUTANT 1 : ln here!
MUTANT 2: Capture them!

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And then Bender ran.

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Leela, freak out later.
We're not done escaping yet.

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[GROANING]

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-Got you.
-Take this!

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Ow!

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This time, I'm calling
for the death penalty.

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Not just because I'm running
for reelection as supreme mutant.

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MUTANTS:
Four more years! Four more years!

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[WHISPERING]

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Very well.

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Your attention!
lnstead of being tortured to death. . .

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. . .the prisoners shall hereby
be expelled from the sewers. . .

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. . .and never allowed to return!

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Oh, cruel fate!

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Can we really never return
to this dank pit of sewage?

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Wait a minute.
Why aren't you gonna kill us anymore?

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Yeah! What are you, chicken?

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Shut up, you two. We can kill
ourselves when we get home.

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They'll need transportation
to the surface.

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Bring in the airship!

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Ew!

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We constructed it from the remnants
of old discarded Macy's parade balloons.

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Underdog's groin,
Bart Simpson's left ear and right shin. . .

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. . .Garfield's owner John's forehead.

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Fire up the sewer gas!

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[COUGHING]

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Move it, you ugly normals!

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Whoa!

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[WHIMPERING]

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I'm getting dizzy!
I can't walk straight!

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[HUMMING]

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[FRY WHIMPERING]

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Come on, Leela. You can do it!

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BENDER:
Hurry! We're missing our bus!

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FRY:
Hey, what are you doing?

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BENDER:
I'm getting on the bus!

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Don't worry! I'll be fine!

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They know something about me,
and I've got to find out what.

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The lake didn't mutate me.
What is going on here?

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It worked for me. I used to be
a little blond girl named Virginia.

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Ew!

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[GASPS]

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Who the hell are you?

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No one.
And watch your language, young lady!

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Stop right there!
I don't wanna hurt you.

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I didn't want you
to hurt me either.

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Leela's nuts. I can't save her
unless I learn more about her past.

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Isn't there anything else
you can tell me?

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Nothing that wouldn't be
a waste of your time.

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That's impossible,
because my time is worthless!

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Well, then there is one thing.

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It's the note I found with Leela
the day she was abandoned.

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But it's written in Alien-ese,
so no one on Earth can translate it.

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Not even Brainzilla.

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-Hand it over!
-Sure.

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I just wish I could be more helpful.

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Would you like some dirt
on any other orphans?

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I'm trying to save someone here.
I'll have to come back for those later.

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-Can you translate it?
-Of course.

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But only into Beta-crypt-three. . .

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. . .a language so complex, there's
even less chance of understanding it.

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I didn't ask for a completely reasonable
excuse. I asked you to get busy.

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Very well.

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-Doesn't that machine make noses?
-It can do other things. Why shouldn't it?

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Of course, even if it is possible
to analyze the message. . .

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. . .there's no way of knowing
how long it will take.

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It could take an hour,
or it could take 1 00 million years.

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[DINGING]

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-Is it done?
-Certainly not.

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Two dings means it's done.

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[DINGING]

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But not like that.
Slightly more rapid.

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[DINGING]

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[GASPS]

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Where did they go?

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Good news, Leela! I landed the contract
to empty all the spittoons in Little ltaly.

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[SCREAMS]

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LEELA:
Ew!

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[SNORING]

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[DINGING]

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That's it! It's done!

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I can't believe it! My mind is boggling!

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The analysis of the note
is printing out now.

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NURSE: It's a girl.
-My God! She's beautiful!

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No extra anythings.

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[MUMBLING]

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What people skills!

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She's completely perfect.

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In my professional opinion, as an
ear, ear, ear, nose and throat doctor. . .

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. . .she is the least mutated mutant
ever born.

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And yet, she's cursed to live
the horrible degrading life of a mutant. . .

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. . .Iike all of us! Especially him!

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It's true.

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Maybe we can do better for her.

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I made this bracelet so that in some
small way, we'll always be with you. . .

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. . .even when it doesn't seem like it.

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During your entire life, for example.

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You won't pass for human, cutie.

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But if my Ph.D. in exolinguistics
is worth diddlypoop. . .

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. . .this note should convince them
you're an alien.

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And that'll be enough
to give you a real life.

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DAD:
She'll never know we're her parents.

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That's our gift to her.

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Better we should die than have her
learn the shameful truth of her origin.

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I'm with you.

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VOGEL:
I guess you're an alien.

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What a beautiful,
gigantic eye you have--

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Well, come on in.

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[HOLDING BREATH]

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[WATER SPLASHING]

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MOM:
Keep quiet so she doesn't hear us.

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DAD: What's to talk about?
-Shh!

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LEELA:
Hands up!

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-Tentacles too!
MOM: Don't say anything stupid, Morris.

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What is all this?

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Am I a game to you?

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Or some kind of even more boring
Truman Show?

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Do you believe I'm your messiah?
The mutant Dalai Lama?

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Stop me if I guess it!

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DAD: Well, actually--
MOM: Morris!

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And what about this?

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Where'd you get this bracelet?

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Did you steal it from me when I was
a baby? Or from my parents?

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You robbed my parents, didn't you?

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I bet you sick mutants killed them!

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My parents were confused aliens
lost on Earth, and you killed them!

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Is that it? Admit it!

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Yes. We killed them.

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You guessed the truth.

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[SCREAMS]

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Because of you,
I'll never know my parents!

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I'll kill you!

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That would be best.

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FRY:
Stop!

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Thanks, Bender!
Don't do it, Leela!

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-They killed my parents!
-Close.

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-They are my parents.
-Yes.

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I had the professor analyze the Alien-ese
letter that was found with you.

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-What does it say?
-I don't know.

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But the analysis showed it was printed
on recycled toilet paper.

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A squeezably soft paper
used mainly in the sewers.

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It says,
"Your parents love you very much. "

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We still do.

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So I'm not an alien? I'm a mutant?

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We never wanted you to know.

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You deserved a better life.

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You must despise us.

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You're my parents.

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All I've ever wanted is to know you.

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This is the happiest moment of my life.

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[SOBBING]

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Ah.

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